Historically, Darth Plaguies always said the Jedi was are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple - we decapitate and do business with whatever's left. This thing shoulda been done during Clone Wars era
"I suggest we use it." "Oh you do, do you?" That flowed so seamlessly. Love this. There's seriously something fun about everyone else playing it like English theatre and then a guy from New Jersey as the heavy.
Whateva happened there?! I'll tell you what fucking happened. Those animal storm troopers put six blaster shots into the kid without any fuckin provocation!
The Death Star is not only completely legitimate, but _state of the art._ No installation can come close to the Star's absolute efficiency in solid-waste incineration.
The Death Star is not only completely legitimate, but _state of the art._ No installation can come close to the Star's absolute efficiency in solid-waste incineration.
This Anakin is a Sith-Mobster So Padme be his Sith-Mob wife Including the twins, Leia as a rebellious woman. While Luke is a spoiled little prick. This version of him would’ve whacked everyone 😂😂😂
Hilarious, but the only thing that doesn’t really fit is the “your devotion to that ancient religion” line. Also wish that there was more of a raspy Vader filter over Tony’s dialogue. Really good though.
MON MOTHMA: Let's put it all behind us. The blockades, the droid attack on the wookies, Count Dooku, Order 66, whatever happened there... OBI-WAN: "Whatever happened there"? EMPEROR PALPATINE: Alrighty then. OBI-WAN: "WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE"?!?
This guy... More creative than Spielberg
All due respect to Spielberg...took me a while to realize you were quoting Johnny Sac :)
He never had the makings of a varsity Jedi!
@@mikerotonda6264He used to say that in front of the girl padawans... Frankly it was a tremendous blow to my self esteem
You know, Qui-Gon Jinn predicted all this
Who did wha?
@@gastoodamhighQui-Gon Jinn from the Tokyo tower
@@gastoodamhighThe Middle East, the Death Star, the end of the world
He was gay, Qui-Gon?
No no that was hunchback of NotreDamous the chinese matchabelli "Cap'Dantibes" Dat Animal Jinn was an interior decorator
guy was a podracer, killed 13 geonosians
Funny his apartment looked like shit
???
His racer looked like shit
Podracer..?? His craft looked like shit O_x
…. his pod looked like shit.
"Your sad devotion to that ancient religion-
"OH!!!
Had me dying😂😂😂
Darth Vader chasing after Luke in the TIE fighter. The Tony soprano Chase of Phil would have been perfect.
Where ya gonna go, huh!?
"Jesus Christ, you okay in there, mister?"
🎵Rock the Casbah🎵
Alderon, whatever happened there…
Whatever happen there!!!
Why would he bring that up?
Alderaan! 👇👇👇 Alderaan!
@@ryandaw55Google translated this to ‘On the other side!’
@@steadyjumper3547 you know, the destruction
Historically, Darth Plaguies always said the Jedi was are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple - we decapitate and do business with whatever's left. This thing shoulda been done during Clone Wars era
“I told you to back off Han Solo”
“I did. Then i put it in drive.”
"You're gonna build Greedo a ramp"
"How about I build a ramp up to your ass- run a landspeeder up there!"
Instead of that scuba gurgling Darth Vader does, you should have normal Tony's wheezing and heavy breathing, but amplified.
"I suggest we use it."
"Oh you do, do you?"
That flowed so seamlessly. Love this. There's seriously something fun about everyone else playing it like English theatre and then a guy from New Jersey as the heavy.
All I know is Darth Vader never had the makings of a varsity Sith lord.
Mechanical limbs, that was his problem.
I was waiting for this line.
Palpatine as Tony's mom absolutely slayed me.... the resemblance!
Now THIS is Horseracing
TIE o my
Nobody's got hibernation sickness! I don't want to hear that word again!
We can't have Jabba in our clubrooms no more, that much i do know
Club room? He’s gotta go!!!
what is this the fucking galactic senate now?
Hey, this way you're not such a big target for the Emperor. Three of the other Sith Lords have this kind of arrangement.
Darth Sack
@@BIGDADDYSINISTERSack!? That’s a nickname! Family name is Sacrimoni!
Stormtrooper, "Hey, AK9785! You see that rebel scum's face when he saw the Gatt?!!"
Even Darth Vaders breathing isn't as loud as Tony Sopranos😂
The disintegrations, Uncle Owen, whatevva happened there....
Whateva happened there?!
I'll tell you what fucking happened. Those animal storm troopers put six blaster shots into the kid without any fuckin provocation!
Vader's excuse for mind probing his daughter
"She was abusive to the STAAAAAFFFFF!"
There's no scraps in my scrap holicron
To be fair, by the final season, Tony's breathing became almost as laboured as Darth Vader's.
Hahaha, Livia as the Emperor was a perfect touch
I kept thinking it would be Uncle Jun and he'd have these thick glasses on.
Listen to him, he knows everything
Now, I don't like that kinda tawk
@@DemocracyManifestStop it, you’re upsetting me!
"The makings of a Jedi Master, he never did"
Small lightsaber, that was his problem.
A goddamn hot house flower, his problem that is
You know who loved golf...was Obi-Wan.
It's sad when they go young like that.
WHEN THEY GO?!?
When the Mafia- *ahem* Waste Management expands their territory to the Galaxy....
Tired of this anti Tattooinian discrimination, Vader is in WASTE MANAGEMENT..
The Death Star is not only completely legitimate, but _state of the art._ No installation can come close to the Star's absolute efficiency in solid-waste incineration.
A grown toydarian made a wager, he lost, end of story..
Lando....you're doin a good job.....
Palpatine being his old mother was actually perfect. A nice little touch.
Momma always said he'd be the chosen one
One in a million.
Big T has a higher midichlorian count than Master Yoda.
Now you know how he manages all that waste.
He said shum pulp
Honestly Soprano thugs would be wayyyyy more effective than StormTroopers
Shaun and Mathew Bevilaqua had aim like stormtroopers.
Had Paulie been sent instead of Darth Maul 8 further movies would have been spared
Chris could push the bullets at their enemies.
@@LordTalaxHe had deadly aim though, especially in tight situations.
He was gay, Darth Bane?
No! Are you listening to me?!
Telling Leia that she was killing herself with drugs was a little on the nose. And I fucking loved it.
Crazy that that’s what actually happened to her.
It makes sense tony is Vader especially with his heavy breathing
Brilliant, simply Brilliant
Vader never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
*varsity podracer
@@blankyjae3316 small hands, that was his problem.
Laziest reference, others are gold
This type shit needs to go viral
“Watch the suit, watch the suit!” - Vader when Palpatine tries to give him a hug.
That “oh!” Haha
It's great that Darth Vader was concerned about Carrie Fisher's drug problen. 😂
"One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner."
"Think about it though, Ton; sudden weight loss..."
"AIDS?!"
Nobody got AIDS! I don't want to ever hear that word again!
“He was a brave sith explorer and in this house, darth malak is a hero end of story”
Vader runs the Badda Bing on the side
Tony’s constant whining brought into contrast with the starkness of the star wars world really underscores what a complainer he was.
Yeah. The real Vader was the strong, silent type. He did what he had to do.
*cantina theme plays*
Paulie: My song...
SOMEBODY needs to loop "Up In Da Club" over the cantina scene. Like YESTERDAY.😅
All this time Anakin was talking about greasing the Droids, who knew that's what he meant!? 😂😂😂
This is more entertaining than Katheleen Kennedy’s movies.
Darth Tony and Livia Palpatine is my favorite multiverse
Why does this not have more views
I thought this was going to be Darth Vader after inhaling helium, but this is much better.
"We're with the Jedi!!"
Ooohhh, what’s that, your Girl Scout troop?
The Death Star is not only completely legitimate, but _state of the art._ No installation can come close to the Star's absolute efficiency in solid-waste incineration.
This Anakin is a Sith-Mobster
So Padme be his Sith-Mob wife
Including the twins, Leia as a rebellious woman. While Luke is a spoiled little prick.
This version of him would’ve whacked everyone 😂😂😂
Luke Soprano would be annoying as hell
They even got the heavy breathing right with Darth Soprano..
Its over Darth Soprano.. I have the sloped roof. 7:11 Livia as the Emperor is too perfect
"It's over Darth Soprano. The roof is made of soft tar!"
Now you got nuthin, how you like dem apples!,
You should of heard him on the comlink earlier…talking to me like I was a Padawan
“Makings of a Jedi Master you never had” - Yoda to Anakin
RIP James Earl Jones and James Gandolfini. This is fantastic.
“It was among the Empire - it was some real greaseball sh!t - and there’s nothing we could do about it - Darth Batts was a Made Darksider”
"Now go get your shine box!"
“Ran off with some space hippies”! 🤣🤣🤣
Blowin' gungans under the boardwalk...
You woke up this morning. Got yourself a Lightsaber
Better than Disney.
Darth Soprano never had the makings of a varsity sith lord.
Small helmet, that was his problem.
“DO IT!”……I don’t know why but that cracked me up
Can't believe I haven't seen this before. The end of the Alderaan scene got me good. 5:37
Livia and Palpatine looks the same 😂😂😂
Well, they’re both abusive and manipulative, I bet they’d get along just fine.
Grand Moff Tarkin never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
The ending.....The "Mother" Livia....Freakin comedic brilliance 🤣🤣🤣
This is the side of RUclips I yearn for
I like that ending song, it actually works for the scene.
My Padme was a saint!
But when she was alive… nothing!
I'm gonna catch some flak for this, but Vader never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
5:10 “we gotcha a pialles and cawfee”
Gandolfini Sessions
"Droids in the escape pod" listen to yourself you sound DEMENTED
You know who loved the Emperor...
Darth Peeps
Mind meltingly hilarious
Bravo Scorcese 👏🏻
darth vaders breathing isnt as labored as tonys
This is well done and took effort. It deserves more attention.
Thank you so much! It's an honor to have my comments graced by THE Tay Zonday. How did you even find this?
@ RUclips recommended it.
@ Cool beans. Well glad we could both be distracted from election day for a bit. Have a good one!
The Sequel trilogy, whatever happened there...
I’ll tell you what happened, they destroyed this great franchise without any provocation whatsoever!
The guy with the Texas accent was always my favorite character in the movie 😂
She'll die before she tells you anythang!
he never had the makings of a varsity podracer
I thought the Darth Gunnery Sergeant videos were the best but this Sopranos one is hilarious
The Sopranos was as close to the Mafia as Nasa is to Star Wars❤️
You oughta know sweetheart!
@@leo_the_v.3847What’d you say?
@@shriharihudli Nothing, we're just breaking balls! 😀
These Death Stars cost too much fucking money!
i would watch a whole movie of this....Tony vader.
Obi Wan was 57, just a kid.
Vader, I happen to know for a fact you were high at Cloud City. You spoke nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.
"I came in to open one day, there you were with your head in the trash compactor. Your hair was in the compactor water. Disgusting."
The space hustle never ends
The part of Chewbacka was played by Dickie Moltisante.😮
One of the best remixes :D
Awesome! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How tf does this only have 20k views?!
Ever hear the story of Darth Plagueis the whatever's apprentice, Darth Something? It's not a story within the subspecies of the Jedi
You see, out there it's 0 BBY, but in this death star it's 5000 BBY!
Hilarious, but the only thing that doesn’t really fit is the “your devotion to that ancient religion” line. Also wish that there was more of a raspy Vader filter over Tony’s dialogue. Really good though.
Maybe they're talking about Darth Tony being Cath-o-lick.
@@vigilantgoat3001Which is why it would've been funnier if the line that preceded it was "I'm a strict Catholic"
Brilliant!
MON MOTHMA: Let's put it all behind us. The blockades, the droid attack on the wookies, Count Dooku, Order 66, whatever happened there...
OBI-WAN: "Whatever happened there"?
EMPEROR PALPATINE: Alrighty then.
OBI-WAN: "WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE"?!?
He knew all along Leia was his daughter.