Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.
@ Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.
I used code Gloriana and I actually got my dream galleon! I'm gonna start sailing around 1589. Update: I started trading and currently, I made 1790 pounds.
What? It was a scam. Two months ago, I bought the ship from them. They ask few more pounds for insurance. Was a bit fishy but I still made the deal. Until the present day, still no news at all. I tried to call them by the phone number they gave, but the answer was always 'Thy numb'r thou art calling is unreachable prithee tryeth again'. I'm telling you, don't trust these guys at all.
Maybe that's where the term "On Fleek" originated from, but instead of "On Fleek" it was "You're so on flake!" measured by the amount of skin loss from your gorgeous pale skin.
@@TheOnlyDamien i haven't been on flake for a while now, scrubs are just so underwelming these days 😢. they sure don't make them like they used to anymore... praise 🙏 the lord for meme mom and her amazing 👌beauty tips!
Yesterday i went to curch with my sister and she was excommunicated cuz she followed one of your sinful tutorials. Tomorrow we'll be throwing bricks at her but i still have faith and hope for an apology video...
First it's Gunnar Gunnarssonsson, now it's the shenanigans surrounding the Immortal Polish Maid who survived the plague and lives to this day pretending to be a CosTuber just to slowly and sneakily try and retrieve her mistress's keepsakes.
@@karendinkel9040 I know right!!! I’m currently being burned for my many rendezvous with the devil. Ugh #so1400s, it’s not my fault I’m soo trendy that I attracted the devil. UGH THAT KERAN!!! She probably reported me to the priest. so much hate.
But this is the perfect time to experiment! I mean, are you really going to go to the latest Shakespeare with your eyebrows and skin *not* on point? Not to mention: getting your ruff perfectly heat-shaped takes time, okay?
Yeah... I really wanted that white glow from the lead, the same I got for my wooden flooring, by the way... Anyone know if I can put my 5 yr old in a tight corset?
I can't believe Karolina was sponsored by Nicholas Stampforde and son, everyone knows their ships are made of concrete, please research your sponsors better :/
4 года назад+2440
guys just ignore this comment, they’ve been paid by the Spanish
Is there a chance that ye can try the Bloody Mary lip paste? I know it's a bit controversial with the whole scandal thing she had on but I was considering buying it but 3 gold bars seems quite expensive. Can anyone tell me if it's worth it?
Totally worth it my sister bought it and now she’s married Try the hot urine method Or the crushed vermillon method It makes it look great Also I heard the whole scandal thing was actually a big bias
I feel like a part of the most awesome virtual community when I see you and Bernadette and other costuming/sewing people commenting on each other's videos ❤️ You're all so dang witty and beautiful and the way you are all supportive of each other inspires me.
I mean, I don't normally support excommunication culture, but look at you out here promoting imported vermillion when you swore to my face you'd never endorse anything that would compete with my brand new cochineal palette. I can't believe you'd betray me like that. We gonna reignite #dramada now??
😂 Y’all better stop lest her ladyship renounce the faith and lead a protestant army in glorious battle against thee or else screenshot thy letters and post them upon the cathedral wall
We can't be safe from beauty guru drama anywhere these days 😂
4 года назад+7663
Filming a “my apology” video in which I will not only publicly repent for my sins but also expose you notoriously breaking the sumptuary laws. aaand I may have caught on tape how you low key sympathized with the papists. try showing up to your church after it’s out 🙃 ✨memento✨mori✨
"As usual I'm using vermillion for my cheeks and lips and it's totally my preference I know a lot of wenches get great results with cochenille, but I just happens to get my vermillion from a merchant friend who imports it" iconic
Who else is is here watching this during the bubonic plague? I hear it may not end any time soon but I got some crushed emeralds from a rich friend so after I ingest it I should be good 🙌
the beauty industry has really decayed over the years. missing the good old times of root dyes. but i’m loving the new shaved forehead trend, the queen looks gorgeous in it! please i would love a tutorial on it!!! 😊
This is the beauty channel I didn't even realize I needed but now I can't live without. Now I know where to go to make sure I'm not running around looking like a harlot asking for a beheading.
She didn't do all her research. Women who were anyone removed their eyebrows. Some even plucked back their hairline. One wanted a large, bare expanse of forehead.
I'm sorry for getting into politics here, but how do you feel about the Netherlands declaring its independence from Spain? It's got to be one of the biggest happenings this year
I am sure they will both have their disagreements out of the way soon, after all they have many values in common, like profiteering from Atlantic Slave trade and colonisation... 😱
The urine bleaching trick does work, but to get the best results you need to have your hair in sunlight for a few hours, which is always tricky - your hair gets lighter, but I sat out too long and started to tan and ending up looking like a peasant! I think this foundation might do the trick to cover that up.
Nicholas Sanford & son is my favorite spot to get my ships! I’m planning a trip to the new land this summer and I can’t wait to see what they thought up for me :) beware the plague!
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I loved the sample galleon they sent me ☺️ glad their product worked for you! memento mori ❤️
Hey, I'm Italian and I'm super excited about the book of wonders! I wish I could read though... Anyways, I have a witch cousin (well, I used to, she burned at the stake yesterday) who translated Messer Da Vinci's recipes to get those incredible colours who are definitely going to last and will not be a pain in the arse for future restorators: it's mostly egg yolk and poisonous pigments. I'm sure it will do.
Ugh I know right? Spent months trying to perfect the recipe for the perfect underliner, Now the local wenches are giving up on the underliner, what next, are they going to give up on the lead foundation? Can't imagine ladies walking around with their natural skin, pale skin is too much of a thing now and the thought of that going out of fashion is awful!
I'm extremely jealous of her ease of access to all these high end products! I've always wanted my own lead paint but alas, I can only dream of it. I hope to marry rich someday!
Quick tip for lead-based white base make-up: make sure to put plenty up against your hairline! I have noticed that I haven’t had to pluck a single hair from my forehead since I started using this little trick! Best way to reduce excess forehead hair and eyebrows naturally!
I’m definitely not your demographic (56yr old man), but this was brilliant. I’ve watched a number of your videos and it’s your natural style that works. I’d watch more of these historical beauty tips anytime....any thoughts on men’s fashion over the centuries?
I can't believe you're shouting out Sampforde and son, I bought a galleon from them and it sank less than a day out from port!! What a ripoff, I lost all of my bullion and have to reinvest now. 0/10!!! ...but 100/10 for the video, love you meme mom
What do you mean "but it's 1588" this is my favorite modern-day beauty guru, the only one that stays out of the drama but still spills the wine on everything
Mud. Just plaster it on everywhere and you'll be fine. Plus it's natural, so that means it's good for you. Kinda like belladonna, except that stuff has really pretty flowers so you know it's super-special-awesome healthy. Avoid potatoes though, those things are evil!
@@Blue_Sonnet Oh silly me! I forgot us peasants are meant to be covered in mud... although you can barely see it on our drab rags anyway. And we all have appalling teeth. I give up on beauty- I'm going back to my filthy hovel to die of old age at 25.
@@beth7935 So you aren't 25 yet? Bloody hell, you're in for a shock over the next few years... It's like being on a rollercoaster. So the way up to maybe 18-21, you're going up the slope with that lovely clacky noise, barely able to wait for the apex of around 25. Then you have maybe five years at the top - you've finally made it and you can see the entire fairground laid out below you. It's all eerily quiet, but the cart is edging ever-so-slowly towards the slope ahead. If you're lucky or patient you'll be sat at the front, able to see everything that's coming & appreciate where you are now as a balanced 30yr old adult. Then gravity takes over. You lose control, barely able to hold on for dear life, screaming as you see the world blur past so quickly you can barely comprehend what's going on. The wondrous anticipation of the climb feels so close yet so far away, as the momentum throws you further and further down the track, rendering your past a distant, fond memory of better times. Then you feel like throwing up, everything hurts and you regret every decision that led you here. I don't remember what my original point was, but it's probably in there somewhere. ANYWAY. All-time best anti-aging tip: Avoid the sun. At all costs. It's an evil bastard that just wants you dead. Oh, unless you're a "Sungazer", in which case the sun doesn't really need to do anything. It can just watch you singlehandedly screw up both your eyesight and your DNA. Then it goes off to laugh at Breatharians. TLDR; Mud rules, since it blocks most forms of radiation, including ionising radiation (harmful stuff such as UV rays), as well as non-ionising (heat/infra-red). Handy if you need to hide from an alien dreadlocked crab for any reason. I mean, it's biodegradable, naturally occurring and totally recyclable! What's not to love? [Off topic - I haven't slept a lot so I'm probably not making any sense right now. I miss being able to go out for 36 hours at a time & waking up in Glasgow after falling asleep on a rock band's tour bus in Manchester. Those were the good old days. TBH I'm amazed that I'm still alive.]
@@Blue_Sonnet Oh dear, I've messed up your tired brain, & all over a "joke" that fell so flat it went through the floor... I was referencing other tiresome myths about peasants- in this case, that "everyone back then died before they were 30"- cos you mentioned plastering yourself with mud :D I didn't mean my actual age, which is old enough to concur with your description of ageing- EXCEPT "a balanced 30yrold adult" Don't make me laugh! As for mud, my mates & I smeared mud all over ourselves for a theatre competition as part of our tree costumes. And yep, it's AWESOME sunscreen- other mates & I painted patterns on ourselves with "paint" from coloured rocks/dirt, & the patterns got sunburned on, lol. Now go get some sleep before sleep deprivation psychosis sets in! ;)
That's #Fakenews the Sampfordes were only taking the ship to test their capabilities in open waters, the reason they were higher in the water on return was their novel God-blessed oak treatments and NOT that it was carrying lots of gold as reported in the Mainstream Town Cryers!!!!!!
Yes Gloriana!! You’re a QUINNNNNNNNN!!!!! This makeup look is so beautiful!! I’m so exited to try it on myself! Thanks for spilling the wine on how to make it!
Video: the sampford and sons guarantee the best quality and fast turnaround only this... Also the video at the sane time: Shows a picture of a boat drowning.
at least she got the foundation the right color. women these days trying to be more "aDvEntUrOus" with makeup instead of paying attention to their natural beauty the lord hath provided
![The Long History of "You're Not Ugly, You're Just Poor" [RANT]](/img/1.gif)
again thanks a lot to Nicholas Sampforde and son, the shipwrights, for sponsoring today's video 🙏 be sure to check them out
Hey karolina !
Can you do a collab with Rachel Macksy 🙏
Plsss I BEG YOUUU PLSSSS RATE OUTLANDER COSTUMES!!!!😭😭😭😭🙏🤞❤
Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.
@@fountainbeth1107 she did
Who had this video in their recommended after 432 years?
Lol
ugh youtube again....recommending great things way too late
omg i am wheezing
Me!
What- what year are you in sister?
who remembers the days where the most toxic thing in the beauty guru community was the makeup?
Lmao🤣
The shade!
not me
STOP I WHEEZED
Oof
when the beauty community didn’t have drama
Probably would've found a way to have drama lol
you must have forgotten the Cavendish/Stuart hair mask recipe feud of 1568... I should have a playlist somewhere
@ Hiii karolina i was hoping if you could do a video on victorian/edwardian clothing rules. In one of your videos you said something about rules on what fgabrics were for what time of day, what was appropriate for the opera or the theatre, in what occasion women could show shoulders etc.
Says the one who didn’t get kicked out of their church
@@anteklaric5938 oh that’d be so cool!
“I know a lot of wenches get great results.”
It’s me. I’m wenches.
I am also wenches
What is a wench(e?)
@@UnknownMercy6 It’s a young kid if I didn’t get it wrong
@@jennyemmycubing175 O_o
@@jennyemmycubing175 lmaooo
Karolina: "...revolutionize..."
Queen: *sweats nervously*
GRITO KAKAKAKKAKAKK
I hadn't noticed🤭! I love that 😁!! Thanks for the wit 😉
dONt lOoSE YoUR hEaDd
lol
@@elyzionite Didn't mean to hurt anyone...
Spam ad 1588: Alchemists hate her. Use this one weird trick and have the same skin as all the great queens of Europe. Send letter here to see more.
5 internets for you!
She might be a Witch. I saw her consorting with the Devil!
is the trick being a milkmaid who gets cowpox and thus avoids smallpox scars?
This is spot on 😂
"She met the Queen in person. You won't believe what happened next!"
Them:The perfect video does not exist.
Karolina: hold my vermillion. it's imported.
"It's imported" SJSJSJSKSKSKS
Gasping🤣
😂😅
Got the connects with your merchant friend!
That's mahogany !
Now she've got a sponsor, can’t believe that, such a sell out.
Sail out*
She should “ship” out 😤
What’s the shipping cost to the UK?
Only peasants need sponsors, ugh.
@@RambleOn07 also artists and scientists??
Plot Twist: She died in 1608 and that's where the maid got her clothing haul from
Can you link the clothing haul please, I can’t find it lol
@@matrivers_ ruclips.net/video/vMIrHIOEnOQ/видео.html
@@arandomcomment1092 Thank you!
My god yess
So much makes sense now!
I used code Gloriana and I actually got my dream galleon! I'm gonna start sailing around 1589.
Update: I started trading and currently, I made 1790 pounds.
Can you make a sailing vlog too and tell us how it is at the sea? :D
New year new continent
P
I got one too I Have just Plundered a Spanish ship who now I have loads of gold but only 1 Arm😣😣😣😭😭😭😠😡
What? It was a scam. Two months ago, I bought the ship from them. They ask few more pounds for insurance. Was a bit fishy but I still made the deal.
Until the present day, still no news at all. I tried to call them by the phone number they gave, but the answer was always 'Thy numb'r thou art calling is unreachable prithee tryeth again'. I'm telling you, don't trust these guys at all.
The other church ladies are gonna be sooo jelly when they see my face flaking off 😍
Maybe that's where the term "On Fleek" originated from, but instead of "On Fleek" it was "You're so on flake!" measured by the amount of skin loss from your gorgeous pale skin.
@@TheOnlyDamien i haven't been on flake for a while now, scrubs are just so underwelming these days 😢. they sure don't make them like they used to anymore... praise 🙏 the lord for meme mom and her amazing 👌beauty tips!
I heard her next vid is gonna be where the best places to put the leaches on are.😍
#plaugelife🐀
@@random_potato1265 rat
thank you I just snorted
Laughed so hard my face paint cracked and showed my sores.
I scrolled like 200 comments and this one made me laugh the hardest 😂😂😂
looooool
Lmaooo
Oof
oh you poor thing
THE SKIN PEELING OFF AT THE END I CHOKED-
I didn’t even notice until I read this XD
PFFT
"Wow, how did you afford that sick ship, dude?"
"Discount code from my favorite beauty influencer!"
favourite beauty influenza
@@thatsdisco I-
@@eldritchcatgirl *coughs heavily*
@@danielawesome36 ...
W A I T
@@thatsdisco wait istg i saw you on 3 videos now...or was it someone w a similar pfp?
Yesterday i went to curch with my sister and she was excommunicated cuz she followed one of your sinful tutorials. Tomorrow we'll be throwing bricks at her but i still have faith and hope for an apology video...
I died at "tomorrow we'll be throwing bricks at her" 😭😭😭😭 i fkin can't -
Help
@@yimingsofyiaxuefan4641 Help? What do you mean?
@@veronicarodriguez1751 i think they mean help not in a literal sense but in a joking way because they find the comment hilarious 😭
@@-l-2865 Oh, sorry!
Ah the good old times. When the beauty community didn‘t have this toxic cancel culture, the only toxic thing back then was the make up.
Africa: 😬
Some y’all never got kicked out of your church and it shows...
@@lilybloome Or got burned on fire...or dropped on river with weights on...
......I-
Protestants: *exists*
Catholics: #cancelled
Believe it I cannot! Our fair maiden sponsored by a reputable guild. Get thy dowery sister. 💅
I’m so gonna use “get thy dowery sister” that’s hilarious!
Best comment 😂❤️
i read this over and over hahaha
I know nobody cares but I was the 1000th like
you need your own historical comedy show.
Or like 10.
Dude Yes i could totally use it
Feature on Horrible Histories
@@marl3ymarl3y86 a collab w the old cast
Like a Monty Python's Flying Circus sort of thing. I'd watch it.
This is the mistress that died of the plague and left everything to her maid, the karolina cinematic universe is coming together
First it's Gunnar Gunnarssonsson, now it's the shenanigans surrounding the Immortal Polish Maid who survived the plague and lives to this day pretending to be a CosTuber just to slowly and sneakily try and retrieve her mistress's keepsakes.
Pure. Gold. 👌🏻😂
Lead*
Karolina over here turning lead into gold.
If we had that we’d be eatin’ for life.
A one of a kind historical cynic she is
Loepsie! I love your channel!
“Led based makeup is so revolutionary I bet I’m going to be using it for so long”
*peels off part of face*
Ahh i was shooketh when i saww 🙈🙈✨✨
lead
For the entire rest of your life, Gloriana... all 3 years of it... probably.
The stitchess 😍😍😍 I'm seeing so many legends here
"be careful not to overdo it because you might get kicked out from your church"
Sweet, I'm the 1000th like!
Or you might get led poisoning
Omg for real, like i used a *little* too much lead paint the other week and the pastor was all “fire and damnation.” bleh, so 1400s.
@@karendinkel9040 I know right!!! I’m currently being burned for my many rendezvous with the devil. Ugh #so1400s, it’s not my fault I’m soo trendy that I attracted the devil. UGH THAT KERAN!!! She probably reported me to the priest. so much hate.
that made me laugh so hard
Why did no one tell me putting coal on your eyelashes is outdated?!? I haven’t stopped doing it, I thought it was still in style
Well you know now
Hah u are so behind the times it's all about lead now
I guess you're just vintage
I think she means Kohl, which is still a popular eyeliner around the world!
gurl, it's all about the nude look now, and don't forget to move dat hairline way up 💅
I've heard ceruse can cover smallpox scars, is that true? I really need something to help or I'll never get myself an advantageous husband! 😭
Yes it is
Put some flour in it too
My sister's friend tried it she got a husband
It’s very effective
Pope Francis hello pope Francisco
@@sjgh.r hello
@@popefrancis8153 Yeah but not an advantageous one
@@FrOg-kh4wc If you add too little flour
Yes it’s less advantageous
"and I feel like I'm gonna be using it for a long long time"
I'M DEAD (and so is she)
I would be like totally digging this foundation but I kinda have to isolate myself due to this plague going on right now...
*sad sackbut*
But this is the perfect time to experiment! I mean, are you really going to go to the latest Shakespeare with your eyebrows and skin *not* on point? Not to mention: getting your ruff perfectly heat-shaped takes time, okay?
Can't wait to see your portrait
@@isda3314 Lmao
Yeah... I really wanted that white glow from the lead, the same I got for my wooden flooring, by the way... Anyone know if I can put my 5 yr old in a tight corset?
I can't believe Karolina was sponsored by Nicholas Stampforde and son, everyone knows their ships are made of concrete, please research your sponsors better :/
guys just ignore this comment, they’ve been paid by the Spanish
Some ships are made of concrete that's not Karolina's fault. You really need to manage your expectations!
@ Plus ultra! - i..I mean hello fellow not Spanish people would you like to be inferior together?
I hate to break it to you, but concrete ships are not such a terrible idea: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete_ship
@@Isa-lh2mw Ooooh Goood this is the best niché historical joke I've seen in my life 😂😍
This must be the pre-quel to "Clothing haul in 1608 and you are a servant."
Oml I need to see that!
@@RebelAlliance42 It's in Karolina's uploads.
Omg she's the dead mistress
MEME MOM KNOWS I EXIST
The urge to skip sponsors like usual was so strong I almost missed the fact that it was a historical meme take...
Is there a chance that ye can try the Bloody Mary lip paste? I know it's a bit controversial with the whole scandal thing she had on but I was considering buying it but 3 gold bars seems quite expensive. Can anyone tell me if it's worth it?
Both work equally well in my experience
totally worth it! just make sure you warm the paste in a hot urine bath over fire to maximixe the efficiency!
Totally worth it my sister bought it and now she’s married
Try the hot urine method
Or the crushed vermillon method
It makes it look great
Also I heard the whole scandal thing was actually a big bias
@@popefrancis8153 Thank I shall
@@Mieczyslaw_Mason Thank you most definitely
Omg, she got a sponsor. I remember the good old days when glori actually cared about her fans SMH
#1581 gang
It’s not just a sponsorship . It’s a sponsor’s ship.
@@tortis6342 hAHH
Not SMH... HMS !
letosvet1 ahah-
Yeah, the music was good too then
I don’t get the hype about her. She hasn’t even been sponsored by the Virginia Company lol 😂
wheezing
I've heard they're about to go bankrupt because they never found any gold in Virginia, so they probably couldn't afford the sponsorship.
Next video: "CERUSE made my SKIN PEEL OFF- NOT CLICKBAIT!!!"
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More like "This particular brand of ceruse made my skin peel off. Ceruse was fine until THEY changed the formula!"
I got skincare ads from a very confused RUclips algorithm after this video 😂
i would absolutely watch an entire series of these medieval makeup guru skits
It's actually Tudor, not medieval, the queen referenced is Elizabeth I 🤗👍
This is literally the only beauty tutorial I ever needed 🙌
I feel like a part of the most awesome virtual community when I see you and Bernadette and other costuming/sewing people commenting on each other's videos ❤️ You're all so dang witty and beautiful and the way you are all supportive of each other inspires me.
I love how the two-tone look is coming back in!
Because you'll die after this?
@@drendraleigh4722 - Probably not. But you might have no facial skin left to try out something less aggressive...
Ikr
That moment when the book of wonders isn’t in her description😖
I immediately went and looked when she said that 😂
at those days description means description section of local church library
@@mustafacom6378 oh shoot you’re right. I’ll have to check mine out
@@mustafacom6378 wow thanks for the tip. I completely forgot.
noooo 😖
I mean, I don't normally support excommunication culture, but look at you out here promoting imported vermillion when you swore to my face you'd never endorse anything that would compete with my brand new cochineal palette. I can't believe you'd betray me like that. We gonna reignite #dramada now??
Hahaha omg I love you so much Bernadette!
Oh dang spilling the wine I see
😂 Y’all better stop lest her ladyship renounce the faith and lead a protestant army in glorious battle against thee or else screenshot thy letters and post them upon the cathedral wall
We can't be safe from beauty guru drama anywhere these days 😂
Filming a “my apology” video in which I will not only publicly repent for my sins but also expose you notoriously breaking the sumptuary laws. aaand I may have caught on tape how you low key sympathized with the papists. try showing up to your church after it’s out 🙃 ✨memento✨mori✨
Gloriana:“I tried the urine bleaching trick”
Me: _For blonder hair zen you just add a magical ingredient from your bladder_
So funny! 😄
Would you consider doing one from Ancient Egypt, even though it isn't your usual forté?
DAS IST GUD OOH YAA
Try zese heels, zo high it's naughty!
~~butwecannotguaranteethatyou'llstillwalkat40~~
@@brambleberryproductions1235 ignore the fear and you'll be fine we'll turn this vier into a nine
@@imhere9034 So just say "ja" and don't say "nein"
Perfect makeup look to do while I’m on the run from the kingdom from being suspected of witchcraft✨
“Nicholas Sampforde and Son guarantee the best quality” - shows a ship capsizing 😂
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If you witnessed a better capsizing, just send a letter to their head office to get a full refund!
😂😂😂
@Tiz Arrior Or witches calling up a storm
They're not responsible for damages caused by witchery, ill vapours, or having women on board :/ It's in their fine print.
"As usual I'm using vermillion for my cheeks and lips and it's totally my preference I know a lot of wenches get great results with cochenille, but I just happens to get my vermillion from a merchant friend who imports it" iconic
(cochineal)
The “I have a friend in imports to help me get deadly makeup” flex.
@@karendinkel9040 cochineal is not dangerous. its still used to this day as a natural food dye
@@koganusan Isn't Karen referring to vermillion, also known as mercury sulfide, which is what the original quote is referencing as the imported item?
omg I remember when I used to watch your tutorials back on 1579! Glad you're still making videos!
I really like how full coverage it is. It even covers up The Queens smallpox scars!
Who else is is here watching this during the bubonic plague? I hear it may not end any time soon but I got some crushed emeralds from a rich friend so after I ingest it I should be good 🙌
Oh nice
My friend is rubbing frogs and raw chicken over his body, perhaps I'll give it a go...
@@NeedSomething2845 I have no frogs, will toads do?
@@maggieholland8202 yeah sure, I hear toads are just frogs that God liked better.
@@NeedSomething2845 ah so I shall be doubly blessed
the beauty industry has really decayed over the years. missing the good old times of root dyes. but i’m loving the new shaved forehead trend, the queen looks gorgeous in it! please i would love a tutorial on it!!! 😊
Ha! I forgot about that beauty trick!
Not to be that guy, but I'm the 1K like
shaving it back leaves unsightly stubble, sis. plucking your hairline is really the only way to go imo
"Did she say Urine???" said my bf as he was listening to the video without knowing the context. Sweet summer child.
🤣🤣
It would be so funny to watch this in public without headphones on and recording people's reactions
I’m watching her video for the first time. Please explain what is the urine thing.
@@keerthich6762 Apparently back then they would use urine for several things. Ammonia in urine helps set dye into fabric. It also works as bleach.
Unrelated but I love ur pfp it’s so cute 💕🥺
He must've been traumatized for a moment 😁
This is the beauty channel I didn't even realize I needed but now I can't live without. Now I know where to go to make sure I'm not running around looking like a harlot asking for a beheading.
Wow, she really did her research, even the common line"no one would spill the tea" was turned into "no one spill wine on the recipe" 😂
She didn't do all her research. Women who were anyone removed their eyebrows. Some even plucked back their hairline. One wanted a large, bare expanse of forehead.
I'm already excommunicated so I'm gonna go absolutely HAM on that ceruse & vermillion!
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anne boleyn is that you?
same!
Is the imported vermillion any better than the domestic? Personally, I’ll take what I can find. After all, beggars can’t be Tudors.
Soooooooo baaaaaad... :D xo
Bwahahaahhhaaaa
BEGGARS CANT BE TUDORS I-
Yes, definitely! The imported vermillion is smoother and just goes on like 🤩🤩🤩
BEGGARS CANT BE TUDORS
I'm sorry for getting into politics here, but how do you feel about the Netherlands declaring its independence from Spain? It's got to be one of the biggest happenings this year
I'm sure it will all get settled quickly. ✨
I am sure they will both have their disagreements out of the way soon, after all they have many values in common, like profiteering from Atlantic Slave trade and colonisation... 😱
It won’t last
@@KateeAngel Atlantic slave trade? Now now, that's barely even started!
Wow. Controversial. Okay I see you.
in 50-100 years historians will look back on modern day beauty gurus like this
And hopefully mock those showing waxing, plucking out eyebrows and using numbing spray to wear high heels
The urine bleaching trick does work, but to get the best results you need to have your hair in sunlight for a few hours, which is always tricky - your hair gets lighter, but I sat out too long and started to tan and ending up looking like a peasant!
I think this foundation might do the trick to cover that up.
Nicholas Sanford & son is my favorite spot to get my ships! I’m planning a trip to the new land this summer and I can’t wait to see what they thought up for me :) beware the plague!
I loved the sample galleon they sent me ☺️ glad their product worked for you! memento mori ❤️
@ yes! My cousin recently ordered that one and although he did get lost at sea, the paint job was simply superb!
@@parkboy8445 😂😂😂😂😂where can I apply to be your bestfriend 😂
Did you just post while I was *awake* ?? Anyway, don't forget us OG fans who have been watching you since the 1400's smh.
Renata Bliss??? Is that you???
@@rebeccaelise3080 or was it Natasha Bliss?
@@linguisticsnerd433 nope, definitely Renata.
Okay guys this is obviously a troll🙄 no one can live *that* long
@@theawkwarddolphin4752 we were talking about the pfp of the op
No one:
James Charles XIII: As you can see this foundation in the shade “Industrial Coal” matches my skin tone perfectly
💀
ooh
yass!!
Deceased
*turns head to reveal stark colour difference and stained neck ruff*
Hey, I'm Italian and I'm super excited about the book of wonders! I wish I could read though... Anyways, I have a witch cousin (well, I used to, she burned at the stake yesterday) who translated Messer Da Vinci's recipes to get those incredible colours who are definitely going to last and will not be a pain in the arse for future restorators: it's mostly egg yolk and poisonous pigments. I'm sure it will do.
"So I'd suggest you save it for dyeing your clothes" had me weak
I had to wait eight months to get any underliner in my home village because I couldn't make it myself... and people are already over it???
Ugh I know right? Spent months trying to perfect the recipe for the perfect underliner, Now the local wenches are giving up on the underliner, what next, are they going to give up on the lead foundation? Can't imagine ladies walking around with their natural skin, pale skin is too much of a thing now and the thought of that going out of fashion is awful!
For anyone who tried the code Gloriana and it didn’t work try it with all caps because dont we all want that ship 😙
This comment section has me howling lmao I love when this community jumps on with whatever joke/ skit Karolina makes and make it even more funny
IKR
That's the beauty of it my friend 😂😂😂
Joke?? This is all 100000% serious!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS EXACT COMMENT LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHA THE COMMUNITY'S SO LIT
I’m the 666 like 😀
I literally starting tuning out during the ad and it took me a second to realize it was actually part of the video
I'm a peasant and thus has no time for fancy fooleries like this... But even I've enjoyed your make up tips! Please make more m'lady 😩🙏🏽
What’s a peasant doing on the internet? Slacking off work I see!
@@ateabrewer Oh no, please don't let thy eyes decive you... This but an unfortunate case, and it's not to happen again!
I'm extremely jealous of her ease of access to all these high end products! I've always wanted my own lead paint but alas, I can only dream of it. I hope to marry rich someday!
Acquire that bread!
Quick tip for lead-based white base make-up: make sure to put plenty up against your hairline! I have noticed that I haven’t had to pluck a single hair from my forehead since I started using this little trick! Best way to reduce excess forehead hair and eyebrows naturally!
That tip sounds fantastic! I wish my village had some ceruse. I'm tired of plucking my eyebrows.
I overdid my lead foundation....
Now I'm being tried as a witch and a harlot...you really have to be careful not to overdo it ladies
oh my, that's terrible
Thanks for the tip
"Spill the wine..."
That was awesome. They hadn't colonized East Asia yet, so they wouldn't have tea. 👌
@@cam0987 Ah, really? I figured they only got tea when they got to India. My bad.
@@alifmuhammadchicago sry ,my bad, it's india, n it's called south asia,
I’m definitely not your demographic (56yr old man), but this was brilliant. I’ve watched a number of your videos and it’s your natural style that works.
I’d watch more of these historical beauty tips anytime....any thoughts on men’s fashion over the centuries?
For men's fashions, it will be necessary to research the development of the codpiece.
I can't believe you're shouting out Sampforde and son, I bought a galleon from them and it sank less than a day out from port!! What a ripoff, I lost all of my bullion and have to reinvest now. 0/10!!!
...but 100/10 for the video, love you meme mom
'nobody would spill the wine" LMAO
THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES ( and can I just add that saying "Spilled the Wine" instead of "Spilled the Tea" makes my history loving heart so HAPPY)
this comment section is pure gold, like, it's transporting me to alternate universe
"Only this week you’ll get 10% off their wide collection of galleons with the code Gloriana"😂😭😂😭I died
The “I have a friend in imports to help me get deadly makeup” flex.
Was vermilion toxic?
@@birdyfeederz7940 vermilion isn't toxic
@@infernalsquid vermillion is mercury sulfide (HgS). like the overwhelming majority of mercury compounds, it's highly toxic.
petition to replace "spill the tea" with "spill the wine"
When she said that I immediately panicked and worried about the stains it would cause
AYE!
more like, spill the rum✨
@@katherinarchives pirates would say that
I think it should be spill the water
As a professional food critic, your content rocks me to my core.
I only have a question for you... Remi surprised you?
@@milliexale Remi has indeed surprised me, the food was absolutely exquisite... but I am currently suffering from choriomeningitis.
I was thinking of hiring my local rats to help me open a restaurant, would you recommend?
@@just_foxy35 I’m a rat, would you be willing to hire me 👉👈
@@hellothere-bo7bn Absolutely not. I am ill because of you chuckaboos.
What do you mean "but it's 1588" this is my favorite modern-day beauty guru, the only one that stays out of the drama but still spills the wine on everything
Is there any make up recommendations for peasants who can’t afford such expensive products?
Berry juice works well on your lips & cheeks, but that fair skin's so hard to achieve when you have to work outside, isn't it?
Mud. Just plaster it on everywhere and you'll be fine. Plus it's natural, so that means it's good for you.
Kinda like belladonna, except that stuff has really pretty flowers so you know it's super-special-awesome healthy.
Avoid potatoes though, those things are evil!
@@Blue_Sonnet Oh silly me! I forgot us peasants are meant to be covered in mud... although you can barely see it on our drab rags anyway. And we all have appalling teeth.
I give up on beauty- I'm going back to my filthy hovel to die of old age at 25.
@@beth7935 So you aren't 25 yet? Bloody hell, you're in for a shock over the next few years...
It's like being on a rollercoaster. So the way up to maybe 18-21, you're going up the slope with that lovely clacky noise, barely able to wait for the apex of around 25. Then you have maybe five years at the top - you've finally made it and you can see the entire fairground laid out below you. It's all eerily quiet, but the cart is edging ever-so-slowly towards the slope ahead. If you're lucky or patient you'll be sat at the front, able to see everything that's coming & appreciate where you are now as a balanced 30yr old adult.
Then gravity takes over. You lose control, barely able to hold on for dear life, screaming as you see the world blur past so quickly you can barely comprehend what's going on. The wondrous anticipation of the climb feels so close yet so far away, as the momentum throws you further and further down the track, rendering your past a distant, fond memory of better times. Then you feel like throwing up, everything hurts and you regret every decision that led you here.
I don't remember what my original point was, but it's probably in there somewhere.
ANYWAY.
All-time best anti-aging tip:
Avoid the sun.
At all costs.
It's an evil bastard that just wants you dead.
Oh, unless you're a "Sungazer", in which case the sun doesn't really need to do anything. It can just watch you singlehandedly screw up both your eyesight and your DNA. Then it goes off to laugh at Breatharians.
TLDR; Mud rules, since it blocks most forms of radiation, including ionising radiation (harmful stuff such as UV rays), as well as non-ionising (heat/infra-red). Handy if you need to hide from an alien dreadlocked crab for any reason.
I mean, it's biodegradable, naturally occurring and totally recyclable! What's not to love?
[Off topic - I haven't slept a lot so I'm probably not making any sense right now. I miss being able to go out for 36 hours at a time & waking up in Glasgow after falling asleep on a rock band's tour bus in Manchester. Those were the good old days. TBH I'm amazed that I'm still alive.]
@@Blue_Sonnet Oh dear, I've messed up your tired brain, & all over a "joke" that fell so flat it went through the floor... I was referencing other tiresome myths about peasants- in this case, that "everyone back then died before they were 30"- cos you mentioned plastering yourself with mud :D
I didn't mean my actual age, which is old enough to concur with your description of ageing- EXCEPT "a balanced 30yrold adult" Don't make me laugh!
As for mud, my mates & I smeared mud all over ourselves for a theatre competition as part of our tree costumes. And yep, it's AWESOME sunscreen- other mates & I painted patterns on ourselves with "paint" from coloured rocks/dirt, & the patterns got sunburned on, lol.
Now go get some sleep before sleep deprivation psychosis sets in! ;)
Honest to God this is like it came straight out of horrible histories
god i love that show
OMG YESS 👌
Yes! They should do a collab
Also, I'm pretty sure Horrible Histories already did an episode on Elizabethen makeup
"It makes your eyes sparkle!"
"I can't see it, I think the belladonna's made me go blind."
"You look absolutely stunning!"
guys i wouldn’t actually buy ships from Nicholas Sampforde and his son, i’ve heard they sponsored The Spanish Armada to overthrow the Queen Herself..
The atrocity!
Scandelous!
The Sampfordes! Not in God's great name be they against our glorious Queen. Fie upon thee!
That's #Fakenews the Sampfordes were only taking the ship to test their capabilities in open waters, the reason they were higher in the water on return was their novel God-blessed oak treatments and NOT that it was carrying lots of gold as reported in the Mainstream Town Cryers!!!!!!
Wow.. this must be so embarrassing for her. She should really do her research before endorsing something...
the dislikes are from the ladies at the church who did not recommend this
the only sponsorship i watched the whole way through
Yes Gloriana!! You’re a QUINNNNNNNNN!!!!! This makeup look is so beautiful!! I’m so exited to try it on myself! Thanks for spilling the wine on how to make it!
Video: the sampford and sons guarantee the best quality and fast turnaround only this...
Also the video at the sane time: Shows a picture of a boat drowning.
You forgot to mention that the lead foundation doesn’t have animal derived ingredients. I mean that’s like SO sustainable, right?!
Also it’s never been tested on animals, in fact it’s never been tested at all!
Vegan and minerals? Gotta have it
OMG, you call yourself a beauty guru, and yet you clearly STILL have eyebrows?? Are you even aware of the trends? Unsubscribed!
How dare you speak God's name in vain! I ought to report you to the church!
at least she got the foundation the right color. women these days trying to be more "aDvEntUrOus" with makeup instead of paying attention to their natural beauty the lord hath provided
The sponsorship from a completely unrelated ship building company was genius :)
''sorry, the sound is terrible''
The sound is part of the aesthetic...
"I feel like I'm gonna be using it for a long long time."
Yes... some say you'll be using it for the rest of your life.
Wait cam you explain this? I know that some of the foundations were poisonous back then but I'm not sure if thats what you mean
@@harleyquiinnnn It was a shitty joke honestly lol. The joke is that it'll kill you since it's poisonous.
@@hhmmhmhm5743 Ah okay haha :"D
@@hhmmhmhm5743
I wouldn't say its a shitty joke lol, I found it funny
@@harleyquiinnnn She was pretending to use lead, which was highly dangerous, and would flake skin and cause permanent brain damage.
I'm going to show this to my kids one day and tell them this is wat we did during The Pandemic
Description: tell me you did not come here for the Book of Wonders recipe 👁️👄👁️
Me: I came here for the Book of Wonders recipe 👉👈
“Now you don’t want to overdo it because you might get kicked out of your local church”😂😂 I need this to be a series
the way my art history professor linked this as part of our weekly lesson
That soft "oh my god..." at the end is just perfect
i love how she assumed that we all know vermillion has mercury in it
Went way over my head until just now when I read this. Thank you for sharing this critical piece of info. Now I understand more comments 💜
honestly I didn't, I just noticed the lead in the foundation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
aha, nice to know
well, the lead alone was worse enough
"A veiny face is not a good look" it's my new favorite catchphrase.
Btw: missed some arsenic in your tutorial. Hope you rectify that in the next one.
“I feel like I’m gonna be using it for a long time” yeah probably for the rest of your life ha
Love this! The "sponsored by" segment had me rolling 🤣