CLOTHING HAUL + TRY ON but it's 1608 and you're a servant

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • the title is pretty self-explanatory.
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  •  5 лет назад +12703

    hi! regarding your questions: yes, I made and embroidered all the items of clothing in the video myself, except for the belt and the pouch. the belt was second hand, the pouch was made by Karl Robinson, check his work here: www.karlrobinson.co.uk

    • @AnnieNYC1
      @AnnieNYC1 5 лет назад +511

      Second hand belt??! Who died?

    • @NyanCat1907
      @NyanCat1907 5 лет назад +233

      @@AnnieNYC1 her mistress

    • @AnnieNYC1
      @AnnieNYC1 5 лет назад +25

      @@NyanCat1907 In the skit, yes, but I was just making a joke re: Karolina's comment above ... ;)

    • @ratytatty
      @ratytatty 5 лет назад +6

      The amount of comments here is 666 right now😰

    • @ratytatty
      @ratytatty 5 лет назад +28

      I like how you say someone died then acted like it was normal

  • @retro34
    @retro34 5 лет назад +5131

    "it's a little vintage, like 1590" only 90s kids remember embroidered partlets

    • @daniellemhall1358
      @daniellemhall1358 5 лет назад +14

      😂 😂😂😂

    • @jsaund10
      @jsaund10 5 лет назад +23

      Underrated comment trophy goes to @Rafael V

    • @IngenuousSoprano
      @IngenuousSoprano 5 лет назад +36

      And the striped hem kirtles!

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 5 лет назад +22

      We should bring these looks back and have a throwback!

    • @saram9553
      @saram9553 5 лет назад +23

      it only feels like yesterday

  • @JuxtaposerNM
    @JuxtaposerNM 5 лет назад +12731

    "Her maid didn't really want it cause she died too" 😂

    • @rolom3
      @rolom3 5 лет назад +83

      Hahahaha just went down to the comments to see if anyone would mention that 😂

    • @_.Lleiyo._
      @_.Lleiyo._ 5 лет назад +52

      oh my... that's hilarious 😂😂😂 i love her sense of humour 😂😂😂

    • @louispanico2845
      @louispanico2845 5 лет назад +43

      I've had that happen too, where I really wanted something but then changed my mind because I died. ;^)

    • @jackywithay6393
      @jackywithay6393 3 года назад +3

      and this time for real because of covid

    • @filiaaut
      @filiaaut 3 года назад +11

      "I'm going to wear it for the next 20 years", well, that's optimistic considering the fact that everyone just dies nowadays !

  • @sznuw
    @sznuw 4 года назад +5804

    "it's not ironed bc it's not sunday" "she apparently died of the plague and left me some things" dnsnbdjdjs it's been 22 seconds and im already crying

    • @chronischgeheilt
      @chronischgeheilt 4 года назад +69

      Yeah I love Karolinas humour. How nonchalantly she öet's the mail talk about the plague death... literally the tone of todays youtube hauls but words of 1608 ^^

    • @susanneberry236
      @susanneberry236 3 года назад +3

      I love it too!

    • @marcoantunes1813
      @marcoantunes1813 3 года назад +2

      Yeah because the plague spread by objects right? So if she didn’t iron the clothes, it means the plague was still on the cloth... I mean, am I right? I don’t know much about the plague, just making sure I got it right 😂

    • @sznuw
      @sznuw 3 года назад +13

      @@marcoantunes1813 i have no idea actually but if you didn't get it the joke was that it's not sunday so she won't be going to church - and she would only iron her clothes when she went to church. but interesting plague fact, im gonna have to look it up!

    • @marcoantunes1813
      @marcoantunes1813 3 года назад +1

      @@sznuw ooooh so I got it completely wrong lol 😂

  • @mewalchemist
    @mewalchemist 5 лет назад +17060

    Mistress dies of the plague
    Karolina: It’s free real estate.

  • @SeiichirouUta
    @SeiichirouUta 5 лет назад +8652

    "my mistress died of plague."
    I died. Not of plague.

    • @enidan_
      @enidan_ 5 лет назад +150

      ... and I had to be resurrected

    • @flamboyante._
      @flamboyante._ 5 лет назад +18

      @@enidan_ LOL, best comment ever

    • @phersephonia3706
      @phersephonia3706 5 лет назад +35

      Those damn corsets!

    • @nightslasher9384
      @nightslasher9384 4 года назад +12

      Damn it. I wanted to steal your like. Oh well. :(
      Next winter. ;)

    • @reasonablyserious
      @reasonablyserious 4 года назад +5

      @@enidan_ did it cut you in half tho?

  • @leaf2576
    @leaf2576 4 года назад +2688

    "vintage fashion is for peasants, so... here i am" why is this such a moon

  • @Greiselove
    @Greiselove 5 лет назад +5359

    *coughs* *dies* another servant "hey guys, sooo look what i have"

  • @nyla1377
    @nyla1377 5 лет назад +17233

    the dislikes are jealous maids whose mistresses haven’t died yet

  • @jankelen
    @jankelen 4 года назад +3915

    When you remember that plague was transmitted through fleas in clothing....

    • @pushista9322
      @pushista9322 3 года назад +58

      fleas don't live in clothes, lice do

    • @jankelen
      @jankelen 3 года назад +504

      @@pushista9322 Right, fleas don't really live in clothes; they live on animals. But sharing clothing with someone who has plague-carrying fleas is still very much not a good idea.

    • @pushista9322
      @pushista9322 3 года назад +84

      @@jankelen Sure it's not, although fleas don't live on animals either. They can be seen in their fur while they're looking for a place to bite, but overall fleas live on floor surfaces. Had to deal with them myself.

    • @jankelen
      @jankelen 3 года назад +142

      @@pushista9322 Well then, I suppose you have more experience than me. I just remember stories about the plague being transmitted by cloth manufactured in London and spread to the countryside.

    • @bluie2889
      @bluie2889 3 года назад +3

      OMG

  • @purplerules2345
    @purplerules2345 5 лет назад +6396

    “Vintage fashion is for peasants so...here I am” 😂😂

    • @essysworld398
      @essysworld398 4 года назад +25

      Hana Samara I feel this on a whole mother level lol

    • @mikeoxmaul45
      @mikeoxmaul45 4 года назад +26

      So if we choose to wear vintage clothes then we're peasants? 'Cause Meme Mom says that the upper class look to new styles and peasants get hand-me-downs

    • @rebatsu
      @rebatsu 4 года назад +15

      Aren't we lucky to be those fashionably clothed peasants! 🥳 Never been more happy to have no idea of my lineage 🥰

  • @emilyheard6028
    @emilyheard6028 5 лет назад +3244

    Mistress: *Dies of the plague*
    Karolina: Stonks

    • @zodiak_moon
      @zodiak_moon 5 лет назад +7

      Is that Brian may I see 👀👁👄👁

    • @emilyheard6028
      @emilyheard6028 5 лет назад +3

      @@zodiak_moon I N D E E D

    • @zodiak_moon
      @zodiak_moon 5 лет назад +5

      👁👄👁🎶🎙

    • @magickmiiror2853
      @magickmiiror2853 5 лет назад +2

      LOL yes! This made me actually chuckle 'out loud'

  • @navytoad8152
    @navytoad8152 4 года назад +12317

    "My mistress died of plague" hits different in 2020.

    • @radiomedusa8295
      @radiomedusa8295 4 года назад +86

      i literallysorted by new and went looking for this comment

    • @vandelieschen3761
      @vandelieschen3761 4 года назад +9

      @@radiomedusa8295 Same XD

    • @angeecelinova7760
      @angeecelinova7760 4 года назад +71

      Well, theres gonna be more clothes in thrift shops this year. ( Just like karolina got new clothes from her Mistress)

    • @JustWandering
      @JustWandering 4 года назад +18

      I want to like this comment, but it’s exactly at 666 right now, and honestly....

    • @javencummins1426
      @javencummins1426 4 года назад +6

      @Robin & Perry Ms. Rona???

  • @chelsealonergan4909
    @chelsealonergan4909 5 лет назад +8485

    “If I manage to survive, it’s going to be a great winter.”
    😂 same.

    • @nikiiannarone7149
      @nikiiannarone7149 5 лет назад +55

      I felt this on a spiritual level as well 😂😂😂

    • @chickpea
      @chickpea 5 лет назад +21

      History repeats itself

    • @blancaah6
      @blancaah6 5 лет назад +59

      and the cough right at the end...

    • @MissSeraphine
      @MissSeraphine 5 лет назад +29

      She already has tuberculosis, you can tell by the cough in the end and her pale cheeks. Her fluids are all wrong

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 5 лет назад +3

      Penny it's the Black Death bubonic plague it's not tuberculosis

  • @rml2765
    @rml2765 5 лет назад +2155

    “Huge thanks to my Mistress for dying” holy shit😂😂

    • @Katherine_The_Okay
      @Katherine_The_Okay 5 лет назад +5

      A sentiment most employees can relate to.

    • @rml2765
      @rml2765 5 лет назад +1

      Kat K true that

    • @Katherine_The_Okay
      @Katherine_The_Okay 5 лет назад +1

      @@rml2765 I wonder if I can convince the lady who makes my life miser-- I mean, the lady who directs me during the work day-- to try this new Plague thing everyone's been talking about...

  • @hotcocoandart
    @hotcocoandart 4 года назад +7682

    This aged like wine.

    • @angieduncan8417
      @angieduncan8417 4 года назад +149

      The plague jokes aged like milk tho

    • @disgusted2704
      @disgusted2704 4 года назад +58

      But she didn't because she didn't want it, she died too

    • @martaleszkiewicz5115
      @martaleszkiewicz5115 3 года назад +100

      @@angieduncan8417 Are you kidding? It was the perfect timing.

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 3 года назад +15

      I assume you mean the fine wine and not the stuff you find has turned to vinegar!

    • @artdecotimes2942
      @artdecotimes2942 3 года назад +2

      Its been a year, this could age like a container of oatmeal and still be agreaving.

  • @speckbrain
    @speckbrain 5 лет назад +8552

    “Her maid didn’t really want it because she died, too”

    • @AH-cy4md
      @AH-cy4md 4 года назад +22

      Yeah...😆😆

    • @Thrna_1
      @Thrna_1 4 года назад +9

      Interessante....

    • @MercuryTyphoon
      @MercuryTyphoon 4 года назад +22

      Literally came to comments looking for this to like

    • @symmoneg
      @symmoneg 4 года назад +3

      @@MercuryTyphoon lol me too!

    • @rebatsu
      @rebatsu 4 года назад +6

      Didn't wear a mask 😷...🧐

  • @kimberlee9608
    @kimberlee9608 5 лет назад +4752

    “It’s not ironed because it’s not Sunday” 😂

    • @kelsiermistborn
      @kelsiermistborn 5 лет назад +10

      kimber Lee that part was hilarious

    • @LaurenMiklovic
      @LaurenMiklovic 5 лет назад +7

      The best line. Hilarious and genius

    • @lazarosxm1582
      @lazarosxm1582 5 лет назад +5

      Can someone explain me what it means ?

    • @kelsiermistborn
      @kelsiermistborn 5 лет назад +116

      Lazaro Sxm In this time period, the lower classes could only afford to wear nicer clothes on Sundays, when everyone went to church.

  • @martina._.9965
    @martina._.9965 4 года назад +2568

    "if I manage to survive, it's going to be a great winter"
    Everyone in 2020: yeah I feel you

  • @luciaking8141
    @luciaking8141 5 лет назад +8176

    The one dislike is the maid who died and didn’t get to use her apron

    • @evildeerghost
      @evildeerghost 5 лет назад +45

      i just screamed

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 5 лет назад +67

      Or her sister, who is mad because she didn't inherit even a damn shift!

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 5 лет назад +18

      Press F in the chat for the maid.
      F

    • @wcingnatalia456
      @wcingnatalia456 5 лет назад +1

      💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😭😭

    • @Nelly-J
      @Nelly-J 4 года назад +4

      Haunting up till 2020.

  • @chocolatedonut6312
    @chocolatedonut6312 5 лет назад +14476

    We demand part 2 with “I survived the plague story time “

    • @julystargaryen9452
      @julystargaryen9452 4 года назад +159

      YES WE DO

    • @catriziacat1756
      @catriziacat1756 4 года назад +183

      But she didn't...

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 4 года назад +336

      All the plague jokes haven't aged very well huh lol

    • @Anastasja13
      @Anastasja13 4 года назад +51

      Chief Purrfect Why? Corona and the plague shouldn’t really be compared if you think about the death count.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 4 года назад +106

      ᎪNᎪᏚᎢᎪᏚᏆᎪ ЅᏇIFᏆIE you must be a ton of fun at parties. When exactly did I allude to the two being comparable in terms of body count? I was just saying these kinds of jokes feel a little too real now.

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 4 года назад +2445

    I can't tell if this is supposed to be an educational look into how historical fashion would have been thought of in it's own time, or if this is just straight shitposting. Either way, I love it.

    • @mariesabine2385
      @mariesabine2385 4 года назад +296

      Both. Both is good lol

    • @CraftQueenJr
      @CraftQueenJr 3 года назад +92

      Yes. It is both.

    • @tulsiclarity3228
      @tulsiclarity3228 3 года назад +72

      honestly from a bit of a historical perspective, i think it makes more fun of modern beauti youtubers... and its absolutly hilarious

    • @sofiaspaziani3272
      @sofiaspaziani3272 Год назад +20

      shes our meme mom. its educational shitpposting.

  • @KawaiiAnimeSisters
    @KawaiiAnimeSisters 5 лет назад +1772

    that ending mid-cough *chefs kiss*

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 5 лет назад +54

      Let's hope she just swallowed a bug. Because pretty much every other option could be deadly.

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 лет назад +3

      Completely agree

    • @nayjoy3897
      @nayjoy3897 5 лет назад +10

      I waited the whole video, sure that there would be a cough. I was not disappointed.

    • @noreplyk
      @noreplyk 5 лет назад +3

      cinnamontography

    • @sarah3796
      @sarah3796 5 лет назад +1

      Haha I loved that for some reason 🤷‍♀️

  • @nightlyoko626
    @nightlyoko626 5 лет назад +2603

    “She got her this apron but She died too” spoilers you are the only servant in the empty house, everyone died from plague

    • @EverLearningDragon
      @EverLearningDragon 5 лет назад +104

      Lauren F. Plot twist: She’s actually the one that died and everyone else survived.

    • @yourlocalcheetodustdealer1216
      @yourlocalcheetodustdealer1216 5 лет назад +40

      she's immune to the plague

    • @sleesullivan2796
      @sleesullivan2796 5 лет назад +61

      Your local Cheeto dust dealer I have heard there are folk who cannot catch the plague. One of my friends from my village actually had it-everyone in her family thought she was dead so they ran off. She woke up, delirious and so thirsty she drank a pitcher of reserved fat and legend has it that cured her.

    • @yourlocalcheetodustdealer1216
      @yourlocalcheetodustdealer1216 5 лет назад +4

      S Lee Sullivan 😱

    • @TheAuthorgal
      @TheAuthorgal 5 лет назад +59

      Well if she survived, she must be a witch. Check to see if she weighs the same as a duck.

  • @Asia-zd1rg
    @Asia-zd1rg 3 года назад +337

    "huge thanks to my mistress for dying and giving this to me" Jane Seymour marrying Henry the eight after Anne's beheading

    • @zobiajawed2414
      @zobiajawed2414 2 года назад +15

      this is the funniest comment here everybody else go home

  • @JuniLettuce
    @JuniLettuce 5 лет назад +2442

    Kinda want a clothing haul for every era, imagine the 1790's: so I raided Madame's closet after she was beheaded and look how cute!

    • @allistairinwonderland4722
      @allistairinwonderland4722 5 лет назад +146

      Twinkerton Well, from what I remember in that period people kind of did not want to be associated with nobility anymore so they gave up all the fancy things from the fear of being killed. But I think that some people actually hoarded lace and expensive stuff they managed to steal and that was really good some time later when the fight subsided. But in the end asa historical joke I would love to see her dressed as a revolutionary and parade fancy rococo stuff worn in a bad way and trying on makeup all random, it would be so lovely...😂😂😂😂

    • @squeeerle
      @squeeerle 5 лет назад +51

      Lol that would be great. She could be all, "SHHH! Come'mere look what I got!"

    • @auntieantebellummyblacktra229
      @auntieantebellummyblacktra229 5 лет назад +3

      Omg

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 5 лет назад +31

      I sold all my master and mistress's things so I could eat. What a great week that was!

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 5 лет назад +2

      Make this a thing!

  • @hauntedmeteor204
    @hauntedmeteor204 5 лет назад +6073

    "Huge shout out to my mistress... For dying!"
    I LITERALLY contracted the plague and died

  • @CoraleenWaddell
    @CoraleenWaddell 4 года назад +727

    I am so happy that this is on the internet 🤗

    • @Syeda237
      @Syeda237 3 года назад

      Verified yet no comments. I will have the honour

  • @teetheatersanonymous
    @teetheatersanonymous 5 лет назад +4617

    “Huge thank you to my mistress for dying”
    OH GOD THE COUGH AT THE END

  • @tiffanyedavenport863
    @tiffanyedavenport863 5 лет назад +15687

    Wow, she's planning on living 20 more years? How optimistic.

    • @palomad9648
      @palomad9648 4 года назад +180

      Lmaoooo that's what I thought too

    • @tonieundertwenty
      @tonieundertwenty 4 года назад +262

      @@sharinavasmehi5488 considering the life expectancy of the time the numbers are not on her side

    • @MrSkelanimals
      @MrSkelanimals 4 года назад +402

      @@tonieundertwenty The life expectancy during that time is super skewed due to the frequency of infant-childhood death(1-3 years). If you make it past that, its not uncommon to live until 60

    • @hils22787
      @hils22787 4 года назад +214

      Looking at my family tree, I was able to trace some of my ancestors all the way up to the 16th century.. that being said, it helped dispel my view in everyone dying young.. Most ancestors even that early in the tree lived well into their 90’s but more recent modern ancestors seem to live about 60’s-70’s.
      Most misconceptions about old age in earlier eras are from the skewed statistics most likely of women and children dying in or shortly after childbirth. But in saying that, many of my ancestors had at least 10 children all the way down to my great grandmothers, and quite a few of them had twins. Imagine having twins pre modern medicine era. 😱

    • @magical11
      @magical11 4 года назад +61

      @@MrSkelanimals That's also a myth. Infant mortality skewed the numbers, but people still died really young.

  • @lily5291
    @lily5291 4 года назад +618

    "my nudes" in the description had me horrified and then CACKLING

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 года назад +48

      That is one sexy cat.

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 3 года назад +17

      Did she actually-

    • @maja__5047
      @maja__5047 3 года назад +7

      Oh my gooood ik

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 3 года назад +21

      I read your comment and was like "NO. She didn't...!" *clicks, wondering what shenanigan it was* "😂😂😂!"

    • @hannahquintua
      @hannahquintua 3 года назад +3

      @@jonquilgemstone WHAT WAS IN IT?!

  • @codphishjo
    @codphishjo 5 лет назад +876

    “if I had any money, I’d put money in here, but I’m super poor”
    me when I look in my wallet

  • @Yessica13
    @Yessica13 5 лет назад +1781

    "Vintage fashion is for peasants so... here I am!"
    🙋

    • @katiedavis512
      @katiedavis512 5 лет назад +49

      this needs to be on a tee-shirt or coffee mug or something, I identify with this so much

    • @seanathanbeanathan
      @seanathanbeanathan 5 лет назад +15

      I want this on a pin 😂

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 5 лет назад +9

      funnily, it was considered proper to be bit behind the fashions, the actresses and courtesans set the trends, others would follow when they noticed their peers following them (usually after few years). That´s why people thought Marie-Antoinette was so scandalous when she was a trendsetter and a follower of it because a queen was supposed to have conservative taste in fashion while still following it (after something new and trendy had become acceptable for proper ladies to wear).

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 4 года назад +582

    “Huge thanks to my mistress for dying”
    I lost it

  • @missl5122
    @missl5122 5 лет назад +8565

    You should do “My Execution Look” featuring Anne Boleyn.

    • @naomibarnes44
      @naomibarnes44 5 лет назад +72

      I'd love to see that

    • @julianmars8968
      @julianmars8968 5 лет назад +475

      Giselle A I think Katherine Howard would fit more considering she practiced putting her head down the night before her execution

    • @s.oftsoap
      @s.oftsoap 5 лет назад +195

      *SiX Fan has entered the chat*

    • @ellafidlin6138
      @ellafidlin6138 5 лет назад +74

      @@s.oftsoap I feel that's the only thing that could improve Six. But it feels more like a Katherine Howard thing as opposed to an Anne Boleyn thing.

    • @heyman2429
      @heyman2429 5 лет назад +109

      Pink Seashell Catherine Howard didn’t look as fabulous as Anne though, Anne’s dress was recorded as being a beautiful gray damask with crimson and ermine trim, Catherine’s is only mentioned historically as being black velvet. Tudor history and fashion is the BEST Karolina should make more videos about this era!

  • @Emily-ez7xb
    @Emily-ez7xb 5 лет назад +4412

    "But she didn't really want it because she died of plague too..."
    Classic ungrateful maid right there.

    • @Someone-1997
      @Someone-1997 3 года назад +8

      Lol so many likes but no comments but damn sounds like the typical villainess' maid in a manga

    • @sasak369
      @sasak369 3 года назад +1

      That's literally so rude smh

  • @syberyah
    @syberyah 3 года назад +101

    I love how she's just so chill about the fact that people are literally dying around her

  • @Delephene
    @Delephene 5 лет назад +1304

    “If I had any money I would put the money in to this bag and because I’m really poor I’m not going to put anything in it” that’s a whole mood

    • @furrybastard27
      @furrybastard27 4 года назад +10

      Alyssa Delaney me when I go out

    • @didedencarter1708
      @didedencarter1708 4 года назад +8

      @@furrybastard27 you're going where???that illegal.

    • @furrybastard27
      @furrybastard27 4 года назад +5

      dideden Carter I’m noT GOING BACK TO JAIL

    • @suttersgolden
      @suttersgolden 4 года назад +2

      Me with my bank account

  • @darthjuno
    @darthjuno 5 лет назад +4752

    The cough elevates the whole thing to a new level 👏

    • @yurironoue5888
      @yurironoue5888 4 года назад +73

      She set up a lot of death flags, so she's probably not going to survive past spring.

    • @Lileiny
      @Lileiny 4 года назад +119

      Rewatching in March 2020 gives the "people cough and we all die"-vibe an even higher level

    • @angiemarin4465
      @angiemarin4465 4 года назад +28

      I laughed so hard and it was less than a second long

    • @Nanenna
      @Nanenna 4 года назад +12

      I spent most of the video hoping she would end it on a cough and just wow! It really does elevate the whole video.

    • @rebatsu
      @rebatsu 4 года назад +2

      @Mea Seria 🤣 I am laughing here eating breakfast. Not a great look and not healthy. I might dye choking on my food. your comment sold the whole thing for me. Oh God, need to breath now...

  • @AnnikaVictoria24
    @AnnikaVictoria24 4 года назад +890

    Oh this hits different today 😷

  • @sockzparty
    @sockzparty 5 лет назад +433

    "See you next time if I manage to survive *immediately starts coughing* "

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 5 лет назад +950

    "But she didn't want it because.. well, she died, too."

  • @tanyachauhan4666
    @tanyachauhan4666 4 года назад +895

    The cough has a different but same meaning in 2020.

  • @airngreenwood7643
    @airngreenwood7643 5 лет назад +521

    "My mistress always did used to say that vintage fashion was for peasants SO, here I am!" Me too, me, too.

  • @bagofhammers7479
    @bagofhammers7479 5 лет назад +3862

    AMAZING outfit! would totally wear it at my execution for being accused of witchcraft just because my husband died and I owned a black cat

    • @thianthiante7628
      @thianthiante7628 4 года назад +173

      Same but am getting beheaded

    • @Ahonya666
      @Ahonya666 4 года назад +209

      Damn it...I was trying to do a remedy with herbs because my misstress ordered so. But that jealous Molly said that I'm a witch and here I am, waiting to not to die on the trial

    • @conveniencestoresushi8722
      @conveniencestoresushi8722 4 года назад +19

      I'm the 666th like

    • @Dru.V
      @Dru.V 4 года назад +36

      Same Getting burned at the steak

    • @catsonbrooms
      @catsonbrooms 4 года назад +46

      @@Dru.V getting burned at the _steak_
      i love that so much.

  • @Giga-lemesh
    @Giga-lemesh 3 года назад +137

    “Thanks to my mistress for dying” and the cough at the end were phenomenal

  • @mccperin
    @mccperin 5 лет назад +519

    "I'm probably gonna wear it for 20 years before I die and someone else takes it - it's amazing!"

  • @missScarlatine
    @missScarlatine 5 лет назад +496

    "She didn't give it to me I just stole it"
    Laughing in public right now.

    • @mob5350
      @mob5350 5 лет назад +3

      missScarlatine SAME

  • @buzzfeedteen
    @buzzfeedteen 4 года назад +314

    *happy background music*
    Her: "...my mistress died of plague..."

  • @UTAU53Yui
    @UTAU53Yui 5 лет назад +516

    when she was continuously wiping at her nose and eyes i took it as her immediately getting sick from all the contaminated fabric

    • @user-tq7uv9rs1e
      @user-tq7uv9rs1e 5 лет назад +61

      The cough at the end, too.

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 5 лет назад +38

      Oh that was subtle! Nice!

    • @galindawithaguh1000
      @galindawithaguh1000 5 лет назад +7

      Had to rewatch after reading this, because I didn't even notice. 😂

  • @havatron3526
    @havatron3526 5 лет назад +429

    the cough at the end really elevates this video into a powerfully artistic realm

  • @LLucky-uq3lo
    @LLucky-uq3lo 4 года назад +2226

    1608:
    "Oh, I don't have the plague!" *COUGHS*
    2020:
    "Oh, I don't have corona!" *COUGHS*
    Haah, some things never change.

  • @cucaulwell1287
    @cucaulwell1287 5 лет назад +502

    "I thought I'm-- I'm just gonna take it"
    me with the last bread roll

  • @neffyg35
    @neffyg35 5 лет назад +812

    "her maid didn't really want it because she died too" lol

    • @petlover79
      @petlover79 5 лет назад +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TheGirlWhoExists
    @TheGirlWhoExists 4 года назад +263

    Wow this has a different vibe six months later. Don't die of plague guys!

    • @TheJhtlag
      @TheJhtlag 4 года назад +3

      Meant to be dark humor, so really gives it a little more bite

  • @AnEveningWithE
    @AnEveningWithE 5 лет назад +1273

    "Vintage fashion is for peasants, so here I am--" Honestly, same.

    • @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195
      @hypatiakovalevskayasklodow9195 4 года назад +5

      MOOD

    • @thenerdygirl7806
      @thenerdygirl7806 4 года назад +2

      MAKE LOVE, NOT HORCRUXES IS ONE OF THE BEST USERNAMES I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 4 года назад +7

      The ironic part is that now that i have a good paying job (can actually put money aside *and* do fun things for the sake of it) i've been sewing and suddenly my wardrobe became...not vintage, but antique. My parents have called me out for looking like i stepped off the set of little house on the prarie or other historical shows. The first stays/corset i attempted made me look very scandinavian which garnered comments at the memorial day service i wore it to.
      Too bad we haven't been doing extended family holidays due to our current plague, otherwise i would be showing up looking pretty medieval, cloak and all.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 4 года назад

      @@catelynh1020 sounds great!

  • @dinoantics6060
    @dinoantics6060 5 лет назад +856

    Videos sponsor: The Plague

    • @ImpressDivinity
      @ImpressDivinity 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @frongussy0w0
      @frongussy0w0 5 лет назад

      hilarious that's god of mother Holy god for of mother Holy

    • @ugthump2753
      @ugthump2753 5 лет назад

      And also brought to you by our good friends at The Plague Doctors, supplying all your useless nostrums

    • @JNPrettyOnTop
      @JNPrettyOnTop 5 лет назад

      Have you had your Plague shot this week?

  • @M4S4life
    @M4S4life 4 года назад +108

    This is like the third video I've seen, from 2019 joking about plague... was 2019 trying to drop hints, omg.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 4 года назад +10

      it's foreshadowing

    • @elfenscheisse
      @elfenscheisse 3 года назад +1

      @@glanni comparing covid with the plague is just beyond hubris.....

    • @glanni
      @glanni 3 года назад

      @@elfenscheisse look, I was just joking.
      I agree it's not the same thing, but the societal fear is pretty comparable, even the superstitions about funny masks keeping you safe.

    • @aryadeepak8239
      @aryadeepak8239 3 года назад

      @@glanni funny masks?

  • @starwipefilms5960
    @starwipefilms5960 5 лет назад +1604

    I want a "vintage fashion is for peasants" patch to put on my second hand coat :)

    • @oldmoviemusic
      @oldmoviemusic 5 лет назад +8

      Yes! Totally would wear this.

    • @pahvi3
      @pahvi3 5 лет назад +28

      Preferably in an old font like blackletter

    • @rafaguelfand6615
      @rafaguelfand6615 5 лет назад +15

      Meme mom, make it happen

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @lilyfae7197
      @lilyfae7197 4 года назад +4

      “Vintage fashion is for peasants, and we all know I’m a peasant.”

  • @jmdio740
    @jmdio740 5 лет назад +394

    “I could put some herbs in it to help me avoid the plague...” I’m loving the age and death references. 💀😂🖤

  • @ewajankowska376
    @ewajankowska376 4 года назад +9

    historical fashion + sarcastic humour = PERFECT

  • @nobodyeverinhistory
    @nobodyeverinhistory 5 лет назад +898

    In the year 2440:
    CLOTHING HAUL + TRY ON but it's 2019 and jobs are still manually done by humans

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 лет назад +67

      Omg ew where do you live for that to have happened, Humans working? That's so last season

    • @kriscain6089
      @kriscain6089 4 года назад +71

      In the year 2440:
      CLOTHING HAUL + TRY ON but it's 2019 and the gap between upper and lower class is expanding and your "middle class"

    • @billyjoebobtheunicron2179
      @billyjoebobtheunicron2179 4 года назад +29

      KnightWalker49 if you change it to 2020, the mistress dying of plague checks out

    • @dessakat
      @dessakat 4 года назад +37

      @@shakirashipslied9721 2440:
      CLOTHING HAUL + TRY ON, but it's 2020 and you're unemployed and someone you know has died of covid19

  • @JanPospisilArt
    @JanPospisilArt 5 лет назад +415

    Next video: "Dying of the Plague because of those infected clothes I got!"

    • @itsmecp
      @itsmecp 5 лет назад +13

      I know I shouldn't but this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

    • @yoonsuckz3107
      @yoonsuckz3107 5 лет назад +4

      We wanna see a vlog to the plague doctor 😳😳

  • @vivianramsay2527
    @vivianramsay2527 4 года назад +47

    Karolina, love your mix of historical facts and seriously lovely vintage reproductions with campy modern conversational presentation!! Totally worked, very funny, keep up the good work!!

  • @user-pc8du2ol3b
    @user-pc8du2ol3b 5 лет назад +1478

    So cute! I did the same thing with my mistress's clothing after she died but lo and behold the clothing was infected :( anyway, greetings from my plague pit, you should visit sometime!

    • @magnetspaper
      @magnetspaper 5 лет назад +19

      This comment is pure fucking gold

    • @AshHeaven
      @AshHeaven 5 лет назад +16

      That is probably what happened to this servant too. She starts coughing. XD

    • @sleesullivan2796
      @sleesullivan2796 5 лет назад +6

      Should have purified it with juniper. And vinegar. Smh.

    • @ah5721
      @ah5721 5 лет назад

      @@sleesullivan2796 no you want cloves cinnamon eucalyptus and orange..

  • @vickytaa1
    @vickytaa1 5 лет назад +198

    "It has those two stripes that scream of 1590s" I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER OVER HERE

  • @jenniferlynn3537
    @jenniferlynn3537 Год назад +3

    An oldie, but a goldie! I screamed with laughter at some of the quips 😂

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 5 лет назад +894

    "Thanks for watching"
    *coughs in Plague*

  • @erzsblasfantaven3334
    @erzsblasfantaven3334 5 лет назад +732

    Hey, that shift's a bit revealing, shun thy eyes fellows

    • @bho-lj1jk
      @bho-lj1jk 5 лет назад +64

      Erzs F The lean and comely wench toys with our affections. Though we think ourselves masters, we are her slaves.
      She’s a Mean, Meme Mother
      Memes meaner than all others
      Ya’ wanna be her lover
      But she’ll treat you like a brother... Do you ever find yourself carried away in the RUclips comments section. Gotta go now.

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 5 лет назад +9

      @@bho-lj1jk I say, bard! Return and finish thy rhyming tune! I was rather enjoying it 😁

  • @dragoness7181
    @dragoness7181 4 года назад +122

    “My mistress died of plague and left me some of her items.”
    Me watching during the covid pandemic: “BURN IT ALL! BURN IT ALL!”

  • @Dede-gf8zx
    @Dede-gf8zx 5 лет назад +152

    *"Vintage clothing is for peasants so.... here I am !"*
    Why can I relate so much 😂😂

  • @Me-vh2uq
    @Me-vh2uq 5 лет назад +222

    „If I would have *any* money.. I would put it into this“
    Same, girl. Same.

  • @gabrielecarciofi7886
    @gabrielecarciofi7886 3 года назад +57

    this requires a 2020 version. We need a "I survived the plague" video!

  • @britischenadligen3760
    @britischenadligen3760 5 лет назад +420

    *She said "see you in the next haul" so we have the right to demand to make this a series, aM I rIGhT?*
    I'm in! 🙋‍♀️❤

  • @29jgirl92
    @29jgirl92 5 лет назад +178

    Aw, I love that you're using second hand items instead of buying your own! Sustainable queen! And I LOVE the vintage items, they just don't make them like they used to in the 1590's!!

  • @catattack9575
    @catattack9575 4 года назад +43

    "It's basically almost brand-new!"
    -my mom showing off her goodwill haul

  • @megantheewilson
    @megantheewilson 5 лет назад +89

    This is genuinely funnier than any piece of satire SNL has ever done.

  • @el-ti8gd
    @el-ti8gd 5 лет назад +412

    “It’s a little bit vintage it’s like 1590s”

  • @jillparks
    @jillparks 3 года назад +8

    Please please PLEASE do another in this vein!!! I love you skewering RUclips tropes in historical context - this clothing haul one just stands out as the best you've done. Thank you, Meme Mom.

  • @vickytaa1
    @vickytaa1 5 лет назад +191

    "Her maid didn't really wanted cause she died too" I'M WHEEZING

  • @sagirahakaevilbunny227
    @sagirahakaevilbunny227 4 года назад +205

    We're not going to point out that she stole it but when she start coughing at the end I was like yeah she might got the plague like did you wash those clothes before you wear them or did you unintentionally give yourself the plague LOL

    • @boudicaastorm4540
      @boudicaastorm4540 3 года назад +8

      I mean, stealing *is* a sin, so she kind of deserved it ngl... :/ I can kind of feel her though if she didn't feel like washing the clothes- I know for me it's a long walk to the river, and the water is near freezing this time of year, maybe she's in a similar situation idk.

  • @rid4aleem
    @rid4aleem 5 лет назад +273

    Please make a tips and tricks video on how to avoid the plague😩 💕

    • @Elicynderspyro
      @Elicynderspyro 5 лет назад +10

      That would actually be a very cool video lol

    • @rid4aleem
      @rid4aleem 5 лет назад

      Elicynderspyro innit it sounds jokes

    • @bookcrazy001
      @bookcrazy001 5 лет назад +1

      That would be great

    • @KimmiMorningstar
      @KimmiMorningstar 5 лет назад +2

      the world needs this ⬆️

    • @noorazraq2245
      @noorazraq2245 5 лет назад +3

      no thankyou Don’t wear contaminated clothes from your mistress who died of plague?

  • @psychedelic777
    @psychedelic777 5 лет назад +253

    Now, THIS is the halloween content I was waiting for.

  • @kelsigammon8328
    @kelsigammon8328 4 года назад +11

    I'm a very stressed out middle school history teacher and I am CRYING with laughter at this. Thank you for making my day!

  • @humanbeing7047
    @humanbeing7047 5 лет назад +138

    So basically in the 1600s:
    Plague: /arrives and kills
    Survivors: It's free real estate.

  • @mob5350
    @mob5350 5 лет назад +146

    THAT COUGH AT THE END

  • @cinemaocd1752
    @cinemaocd1752 4 года назад +63

    Who is coming back to this during the pandemic going 😨

  • @Chris.tastrophy
    @Chris.tastrophy 5 лет назад +107

    "if I manage to survive it, it's gonna be a great winter" still applies to this day.

  • @brideofsnape2046
    @brideofsnape2046 4 года назад +1570

    "My mistress always used to say that vintage fashion is for peasants....so, here I am!" ROFL
    "Huge thank you to my mistress for dying and giving this to me, and huge thanks to my colleague for dying too though she didn't actually give it to me, I just stole it....I'm so excited about all this, finally I'm not going to be cold this winter--if I manage to survive it, it's gonna be a great winter! So, see you in the next haul if I don't die!"
    This dialogue is priceless, not sure if laughing or crying...

  • @elizabethgatchell4546
    @elizabethgatchell4546 4 года назад +31

    “My mistress always said that vintage clothes were for peasants, so... here I am!”
    Same tbh

  • @dundee6402
    @dundee6402 5 лет назад +70

    0:41 We are already bringing back 1590s fashions :o? I’m here for that!

    • @anidleteen
      @anidleteen 5 лет назад +1

      Literally so cute 😩😻

  • @rodrigosandoval4045
    @rodrigosandoval4045 5 лет назад +197

    "Huge thank you to my mistress for dying"
    Me at my rich husband when he dies

  • @suryareynolds7297
    @suryareynolds7297 4 года назад +10

    "She didn't want it because she died."🤣☠
    Loving the cough at the end. Nice touch. I connect with your humor. It's great.

  • @aivilopana1735
    @aivilopana1735 5 лет назад +394

    The Mistress: Vintage fashion is for peasants
    *wore vintage clothing anyway*

    • @vilwarin5635
      @vilwarin5635 4 года назад +6

      Who doesn´t loves a bit of rural look? Specialy in advent? my inlaws are sooooo jealous when I rock the "humble peasant" look.

  • @kittikat4124
    @kittikat4124 5 лет назад +301

    “Mistress died if the plague”
    ~just servant things

  • @R83145
    @R83145 4 года назад +88

    You're so funny Karolina, honestly. I love these clothes, too. If my mistress died of Corona virus, I'd totally loot her estate.

    • @missnaomi613
      @missnaomi613 4 года назад +2

      Yikes! Wash everything!
      🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @goosegirly6867
    @goosegirly6867 5 лет назад +226

    “Her maid didn’t want it because she died too” omg this is amazing

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 5 лет назад +136

    "My mistress died and apparently she left me all these items of clothing."
    Yeah like you didn't grab all that stuff as soon as your mistress died.

  • @Delicate_Disaster
    @Delicate_Disaster 3 года назад +30

    "It turned out her maid didn't really want it... cause she died too."

  • @Timbo5000
    @Timbo5000 5 лет назад +165

    4:10 I don't think her winter is going to be that great