"when was the last time you worked out?" Me: umm like i think over 12 years "Don't lie to me ik it's been 5 years" ...idk I think this worked in my advantage
The time stamp comment you’ve been looking for: 1:14 asking basic questions 3:39 Stethoscope 3:54 noughts and crosses 4:33 torch 🔦 5:17 finger wiggle test 6:34 more torch 🔦 7:32 Spider-Man pig pop vinyl 7:54 temperature 🤒 8:16 oral checkup 8:44 tissue phone 📞😂 8:54 what’s 9 plus 10? 9:04 face sensitivity 10:02 scissors ✂️ 11:09 were you able to hear that? 11:40 basic test in vision 👀 12:34 test on facial muscles 13:14 “pushing very lightly” 13:20 test if you can see Dr Jojos finger 13:47 suckatron 13:57 glass jar 🏺( water) 14:00 mr puffy 14:16 little red cup ( Starbucks, Empty) 14:47 thank you 15:00 the price Enjoy ❤️
Jojo: when was The last time you did any physical activities? Me: today, i walked here Jojo: don't lie To me you have not workedout In five years Me: how did you see through it?
Justin B. He probably didn’t know how to spell it so he put prescribe calm down its just a comment you are one of the people that just ruin the internet
@@flmana3304 Not knowing how to spell a word, so using a word that is not a synonym doesn't make sense. Also, you are one of the people ruining the internet by telling others to "calm down" or similar whenever they correct someone. There is no indication of them not being calm, the caps are just for emphasis
Jojo: "That's gonna cost about $15,00 dollars." Me, an American: "That's an absolute steal. Here I think it costs you $15,000 if a doctor stares in your general direction for too long."
Night Reminder: 1-Don’t forget to charge your phone 2-Don’t forget to put an alarm for tomorrow 3-Don’t forget to brush your teeth 4-Don’t forget to turn off auto-play You’re welcome
JoJo: "When was the last time you did any physical activity or working out" Patient: ______ JoJo: "Don't lie to me I know you haven't in five years" ME: hhh...my life.
She would be like ok I’ll let you go see dr httv def tguhtgyhygyhuh I after he is finished with his current patient,would you like some water, oops we actually can’t afford water and Jojo can make up the rest
🕓Timestamps🕓 00:00 Consultation 01:01 Asking you questions 03:33 Hearing your heartbeat 04:00 Follow the light test 04:46 Taking notes 05:03 Wiggle da finger test 06:12 Taking notes (again) 06:16 Blinding you with flashlight 06:58 Eye movement 07:18 Tapping on book 07:25 Aloe vera hand lotion 07:31 Spiderman Figure 07:49 Suck the pen 08:15 Judging your mouth 08:49 DEBRAAA 08:50 You stupid 08:59 Face sensitivity test 09:37 Cutting your face 10:22 Smacc that glove 10:33 Tap dat tissue 10:34 Tap on ruler 10:35 Identifying sounds 11:40 Vision test 12:45 Smile test 13:20 See finger test 13:47 Suck 13:56 Jar tap 14:00 Fish stuffie 14:16 Paper cup 14:36 Math 16:38 What you doing after thisq 17:00 Rate us 5 stars and outro Like the video, comment and subscribe guyz! Lets support jojo so he can feed his minecraft dog!
Lol, when he says “Don’t lie to me.”
no one:
jojo: ok i’m just gonna touch your eye with these *scissors*
asmr with visual triggers ruclips.net/video/pDpEHMyy4R8/видео.html
No I'm Dio
Toasted waffle okay*
*Honestly I'm fine with that*
When I saw this comment I got to that part
No one:
The school nurse trying to be productive before giving me an icepack:
No one:
You: Still using "No one:" in 2020
@@MrNirvanana
No one:
You: Still using "No one:" in 2020.
@@ietrasst7515 ?
Depressed Darek you just used it
@@royalthedragonslayer6427 Proving a point lol
“i was kind of playing with just myself”
me: immature giggle
jojo: immature giggle in asmr
surfgodhuey the moment he noticed that it was a dirty joke... *PRICELESS!*
😂I just read this comment at he just said that😂
sans's gaster blaster has ii
surfgodhuey what time
Lol
Jojo: *pulls out spider ham
Also Jojo: “this is my good friend spider cow”
I literally just saw that happen as I read this
Where’s the lie
Hello Cookie
@@graylindblad1261 that happens to me sometimes
no one:
Jojo: Hi my name is dr.diddleylanglangjingjeemingdenislao
How many times did it take for you to get it right lol you literally hit it right on the nose
@@dexota for real tho 😵😆😯
**Uhh... run that by me ONE more time??**
@@mayaislame4164 *"Maybe... Two times?"*
@@claymore7315 *I don't think two is gonna be enough*
Jojo: “That’ll be $15000”
Me: *Laughs in free Canadian Health Care*
EternalPain ikr Canada is soooo nice. I got my citizenship I think like a year ago
This guys Australian lol
hes australian
He’s definitely Australian
healthcare doesn't work
nobody:
jojo: *how moist do you think keanu reeves is?*
its breathtaking how moist he is
rip off of ASMR Marno's: "how soggy do you feel"
Super dry he’s a tumble weed in the sponge bob movie
@@charf5065 spongebob lives underwater.
@@JC-pq7ct r/woosh
“Don’t worry I’m Asian I’ll take good care of you”
China virus
M8 me asian
@ FlameFire-_. Yes ur correct
I go around a say im a cough on u in a chinese accent and nobody gets in
As soon as I read that it played in the video
plot twist: he’s actually a very good doctor I’m just stupid
True but your not stupid
slide the snap
@@kevinmontoya4731 slide the nobody cares.
*WE* are stupid *_*communism intensifies_**
Lol
jojo: you're stupid
me:
jojo:
me: he knows how to do his job
Ludovica Castaldo derp
You stoopid
Jojo: What are you doing after this?
Me: Going to Bed and sleeping...
Jojo: *Can I come*
Me: *N O*
Urbie I think you spelled yes wrong
I would say yes
Yes*
R/engrish you spelled no wrong
shadow_reaper06 x 🌚
"Don't lie to me I know you haven't exercised in five years." Feels bad man.
*rœbłõx*
Hey, I not leaving my bed in 20 years doesn't mean I haven't exercised
Wait Mussolini is here...
@@sonofconnaught2945 what is this not an every day encounter for you
Jojo: Don’t lie to me i know you haven’t in 5 years
Me: *cries in fat*
Now that's a mood.
Cries with u
*laughs in depression*
Laughs in coronavirus quarantine😂
@Midget Fredo everybody could lose fat, if you want to lose weight it is so fkn easy just get ur ass up and do workouts and eat healthy.
The thing I like about jojo is that he likes to meme
Mayra Alcaraz Me too, I don't watch that much asmr, I watch these just because they're funny most of the time
man did a shrek roleplay
@LIAM FLANIKEN Damn, 8-2
and he doesn't overdo it
That's why I am subbed
When you’re so early the time stamps gods haven’t arrived yet
Beginning to feel like a stemp god
U challenging me
That’s bassicly the ritual for timestamps
@@alexanderstansfield303 no i never done stamps i fall asleep to fast and im correctly sleep walking making this comment and a hot pocket
@@mrki7524 jojocult.exe
Jojo: uploads
Me: “even though it’s two in the afternoon... sleep sleep”
*proceeds to immediately go to sleep
Jojo in 2018: WE NEED MONEY WORK HARDER
Jojo 2019-2020 lets dick around
0:00 to 1:29 intro
1:30 to 3:23 (Questions and protocol)
3:24 to 3:57(Start of Exam)
3:58 to 5:04(Flashlight)
5:05 to 6:17(Follow the finger)
6:18 to 6:57(Eye dilation)
6:58 to 7:18(Eye tracker)
7:19 to 7:50(Tapping, various objects)
7:51 to 8:13(Checking temp)
8:14 to 8:45(Oral exam)
8:45 to 8:58(Random whispers)
8:59 to 10:23(Face tapping)
10:24 to 10:37(More various objects)
10:38 to 11:40(Box of sounds)
11:41 to 12:45(Eyesight test)
12:46 to 13:19(Facial muscles)
13:20 to 13:46(Eye checkups)
13:47 to 14:23(Negativity sucker, more objects)
14:24 to 15:00(Free cup)
15:01 to 16:17(Cost of exam)
16:18 to 1700(Plans after exam)
17:00 to 17:34(Rating of exam and outro)
I'm not too sure time stamps are needed but here you go 😂 please like 💤💤
Legend
The hero we need but don’t deserve
Get this man an oscar he deserves it
All heros don't wear capes
U deserve a pin
Jojo: "what's 9+10?"
Me: *answers 21 in my head*
Jojo: "why would you think it's 21?"
I'm dEAD😂😂
Justyourneighboorhoodnerd where
Johannes Kongsnes 8:50
Did you at least tought it in the 21 meme voice? 8)
Yo stopid
No am not
Same
"when was the last time you worked out?"
Me: umm like i think over 12 years
"Don't lie to me ik it's been 5 years"
...idk I think this worked in my advantage
Patient: My head has been hur-
Doctor: so anyway I started diagnosing
only 10 subs to go my friend
@@scampi6150 Thank you :')
Y does this have so little likes lmao
Shosho Shosho wasn’t that funny
100 subs with no videos cool
No one:
Jojo : My fat nephew cant fit inside a hoolahoop, is that a problem?
IM DEAD 😂😂
Is not able* do you think that's an issue?*
Red this as daddie said it
Yes I do believe DIABETES is a problem
Yes
This post was made by the skinny boi gang
Wheatley: You May have a very minor case of serious brain damage
I love portal 2!!!
Wheatley: say apple
Me: jumps
Wheatley: okay close enough
YT_ R3LO4D ayeeee!!
Ayeeeee
I wish it was on ps4
*”You Stoopid”*
... i felt that.
Do a “worst asmrtist” role play
So what I’m saying is literally scream into your mic
And the whole time your facing away from the camera while your doing everything
Yes
10,000 Subscribers With No Videos i suggested this before , but he never saw it :( hopefully he sees this !!
I have been asking for this like 20 days and got 0 likes and you get 165 LIKES!!!
Yes
The time stamp comment you’ve been looking for:
1:14 asking basic questions
3:39 Stethoscope
3:54 noughts and crosses
4:33 torch 🔦
5:17 finger wiggle test
6:34 more torch 🔦
7:32 Spider-Man pig pop vinyl
7:54 temperature 🤒
8:16 oral checkup
8:44 tissue phone 📞😂
8:54 what’s 9 plus 10?
9:04 face sensitivity
10:02 scissors ✂️
11:09 were you able to hear that?
11:40 basic test in vision 👀
12:34 test on facial muscles
13:14 “pushing very lightly”
13:20 test if you can see Dr Jojos finger
13:47 suckatron
13:57 glass jar 🏺( water)
14:00 mr puffy
14:16 little red cup ( Starbucks, Empty)
14:47 thank you
15:00 the price
Enjoy ❤️
Hey Im so sorry but like I kinda put out the timestamps alr. Like 11 hours ago.
Thank you kind person
Ty for the time stamps, they are finally at the top of the comment section
BASIC QUESTIONS ...
UniqueVlogsBy Rhiannon that’s some commitment right there man
*jojo shaking light like crazy*
jojo: are you doing ok?
*me crosseyed*
me: Yep!
Jojo: when was The last time you did any physical activities?
Me: today, i walked here
Jojo: don't lie To me you have not workedout In five years
Me: how did you see through it?
Yeah, I sat here for 5 years waiting for you to come in doctor.
Jojo: why are you so obese
Me: it runs in the family.
Jojo: no one runs in the family.
No one:
The patient picks right wiggling finger:
JoJo: I prescribe you with liver failure
Its " I DIAGNOSE you with liver failure" prescribe means you suggest a supplement for someones problem
Justin B. He probably didn’t know how to spell it so he put prescribe calm down its just a comment you are one of the people that just ruin the internet
@@flmana3304 Not knowing how to spell a word, so using a word that is not a synonym doesn't make sense. Also, you are one of the people ruining the internet by telling others to "calm down" or similar whenever they correct someone. There is no indication of them not being calm, the caps are just for emphasis
Jojo: *touches eye with scissors*
Me: you just split my eye in half but I could barely feel it
Im bleeding but I’m fine
Jojo: "That's gonna cost about $15,00 dollars."
Me, an American: "That's an absolute steal. Here I think it costs you $15,000 if a doctor stares in your general direction for too long."
That is absolutely sad
so true
Don't you have insurances there? Idk of that's the right word for "verzekeringen" (Dutch).
Honda Civic yes! but they don’t always cover everything or all types of procedures :/
@Indica Wood so then wear do you live ???
Night Reminder:
1-Don’t forget to charge your phone
2-Don’t forget to put an alarm for tomorrow
3-Don’t forget to brush your teeth
4-Don’t forget to turn off auto-play
You’re welcome
Thanks! But I definitely failed the first one...
Thank u🦆
I leave auto-play on for more asmr
mouth sounds like jojo sensitive asmr ruclips.net/video/pDpEHMyy4R8/видео.html
*laughs in winter break*
Nobody:
JoJo: "Shall I call someone if I got my wenie? Stuck in a toaster?.... No that's an actual question *Shows random scribbles on a clipboard*
Kayleigh CGS the sacred texts!
@@maxx9137 They shall be praised for centuries to come 😂💜
Nice piss poor attempt at humor
Yaboi-ratz why tho- why you ppls gotta be like this who cares?
@@wake_up6792 I'm sorry honey but my humour is not for everyone. And if I wanted your opinion I would've asked 😋😌
"How moist is Keanu Reeves?" *that got me dead 💀*
no one:
not a soul:
jojo: “i’ll be right with you,”
**continues to scribble out entire paper**
Im convinced that all regular doctors do the same thing while your in the waiting room.
Sounds about right 😂
“Hi my name is Dr. wtfhaveichosenforacareer”
Hi Dr. wtfhaveichosenforacareer my names Josh
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is ur fav colour in the alphabet
@@OmuraXD it's triangle.
@@OmuraXD octagon
@@OmuraXDwatermelon
No one:
Jojo: "Im going to go slowly okay"
Also jojo: *Muscle spasms has entered the chat*
Reagan Jensen omgg my mind thought of something dirty 😥
*me who followed the light perfectly*
Jojo: are you feeling okay it was the very first test.
Me: I kept up with the speed of the GODS
This dude abt to do “worst prostate exam” next vid and be like, “OOPS DORRY I SQUEEZED”.
Pls never do this
😂😂😂😂im deaddd
69 likes , nice
169 likes now
He did it 😂
How to do speed prostate exam
Step 1: put gun to the place
Step 2: fire
Teacher: ok so no-one passed the test even though it wasn’t even that confusing
The test: 1:38
.
..
...
....
.....
Me: my eyes feel itchy
Jojo: * pulls out scissors *
Lol
I WILL NOW AND FOREVER WATCH THIS EVERYDAY I LOVE IT
btw your the best
jolo: can you now recite pie?
me: 3.14-
jojo: yeah we are gonna be here for like 17 years-
me: LEMME FINSIH!
Jojo: is that with three x’s?
Me: the patients name is xxxtentacion.
Is this exam what killed him?
@@pariah_carey yes.
relatable
I feel this comment
RIP xxxtentacion
No one:
Literally no one:
No one one ever:
JoJo: My name is Doctor Ahhahsdhsnshsyrhebwh
Catxpert 1202 u said nobody JoJo is also included. (I don’t get it with no one thing)
Diddlylanglangchingchimindennislao
For real NO ONE
“should I call someone if I get my weenie stuck in a toaster?”
yeah sure, but have fun figuring out who to call
Jojo: just follow the light, I'll be very slow
Also jojo: *violent hand and arm seizure with torch moving over a distance of 3 miles in a second*
No one:
Honestly no one:
JoJo: Either they ran away from the clinic or they are dead
JoJo: "When was the last time you did any physical activity or working out"
Patient: ______
JoJo: "Don't lie to me I know you haven't in five years"
ME: hhh...my life.
I love how he is so confident and acts like he knows what he talking about😂
Jojo: I’ll be taking care of you today
Me: Nah fam
Has bad eyesight, bad hearing.
Google: You probably have liver failure.
0.0
U sure it’s not bing?
.. great I’ll have liver cancer do to google
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My name is Dr Deedlelingtingchimingtus Lao
Diddlylanglangchingchimindennislao
Jojo: So I’m gonna ask you some very basic questions.
Me: Oh boy.
Jojo: starts waving light quickly
Me: Has an epileptic seizure
Jojo: You seem to be having some trouble
No one
Literally no one
Jojo: DEBRA
mouth sounds like jojo sensitive asmr ruclips.net/video/pDpEHMyy4R8/видео.html
Its fun how that phrase in same cotnext exist in my language; "tebra" and real word is brate- brother.
Piero TX
Advertising on others channels without permission isn’t cool, bro.
Ryliethewalrus do you know if he had permission? Or your just assuming
Zxxqr
Why would he give permission? Does it state anywhere in the comments or description/video? No it doesn’t. So I’m not assuming. Be quite.
Me: *drinking from bottle*
"Sorry I was just playing with myself"
*Giggles*
Me: Finally realizes the joke
*Sprays water*
Your at 69 likes I’m not gonna ruin that so here👍👍
No one of
Jojo: follow the light
Me: has an stroke
Jojo:ok
Mathias Colon you got a stroke. I got a Seizure
Mathias Colon i was thinking to myself he gunna give someone a seizure
Jojo: At this point my patients have run away, or they're dead.
Me: WTF DID I JUST GO THROUGH?!
Day 6 of asking for Debra roleplay
Like so JoJo see's it
Michael Howell be earlier
@@graylindblad1261 I usualy am but I was out with family and left my phone home
**worst debra
@@corevortex6198 No just Debra,like how he does worst reviewed but also like the Squidward roleplay
She would be like ok I’ll let you go see dr httv def tguhtgyhygyhuh I after he is finished with his current patient,would you like some water, oops we actually can’t afford water and Jojo can make up the rest
The most satisfying ASMR is the death star explosion sound
I don’t know but they way you cut the video after a joke makes the joke infinitely more funny. You’re hands down the funniest ASMRtist.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Keanu Reeves:
Jojo: " My fat nephew is unable to fit in a hoola hoop, do you think that's an issue?"
I just found this while he said it!
I think were gonna need a bigger boat
Y e
I don't feel relaxed I'm literally choking laughing 😂😂
Jojo: don’t worry I’m Asian.
Me: so because I’m not I won’t make it out okay.
Not if your a dog
VitalZ ll or a cat
Title: Worst cranial nerve exam.
Me: don’t care. Still watching it.
When I am trying to fall asleep but JoJo is making me laugh too hard 😂
Fr lol
nobody:
me:
after JoJo: *mom how moist do you think keanu reeves is?*
Ah, a wonderful birthday present from JoJo.
KANK happy birthday man have a nice day
I love how this isn’t even called ‘worst reviewed cranial nerve exam’ it’s just called ‘worst cranial nerve exam’😂
“Don’t worry I’m Asian I’ll take good care of you”
Gets me every time I rewatch this
No one:
Jojo: Literally stabs your face with scissors
“When was the last time you had one of these?”
iM gAy bOiiiiii.........
“Oh ok”
Hey just in time for my sleep again also can you do worst reviewed psychologist
Jojo: oh and your father left you as a kid?
Jojo:I can see why
That'd be really funny. 😂
That's such a good idea
Day 1 of asking jojo to do a jojo’s asmr roleplay
YOuRgAy Sack he highlighted your comment
Ellie Kearsley I know
**whispering** "what you own me... can't be paid back with money." *O R A*
That's impossible! It's really hard to impersonate jojo u know
Mission success
jojo: "these look like cow utters from a cow"
jojo, 1.3475 seconds later: "aight imma smack myself with these"
As a medical professional, I can confirm that JoJo’s chart is 100% accurate for doctor handwriting.
I’ve been watching this for 10 minutes and it feels like 2
When he said very slow he went really fast but I somehow kept up with the light and iM like wait WTF I SAW ITS EVERYMOVE AND I KEPT UP LMAO
Day 1 asking JoJo to do "worst roleplay of worst (x) asmr"
Perfect! I was looking for a good ASMR video so I could nap and Jojo saved my life! 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at 8:25 The way he reacted after opening mouth Lol😂😂🤣🤣
Pi: * goes on forever *
Jojo: “we’ll be here for about 17 years”
Nobody:
Jojo: gags you have dragon breath
Me: 😂
Me: *walking out of the exam*
People at the front desk: *questioning the 10 cuts I have across my face*
Jojo: Oh don’t worry about them!
Jojo: Yea he’s known for being terrible
Me: Aight Imma head out
3:04 The way he said 2 had me dead 😂
It’s like he knows it was wrong
its christmas eve for me rn and imma tad bit tipsy. that first test with the light made me feel so light headed
Tipsy? Alcohol bad.
Nobody:
Jojo: Should i call someone if i get my weeny stuck in a toaster?
Me: Cant sleep because of that sentence
2:28
2:28
2:28
Here's your caffien
So would it be a hot dog or a burnt wewe
Jojo: “what did you eat recently”
Me: “ur mum”
Jojo: “Yh I can tell”
Nobody:
Absolutely No one:
JoJo: so you have bad hearing and eyesight... yeah thats liver failure
🕓Timestamps🕓
00:00 Consultation
01:01 Asking you questions
03:33 Hearing your heartbeat
04:00 Follow the light test
04:46 Taking notes
05:03 Wiggle da finger test
06:12 Taking notes (again)
06:16 Blinding you with flashlight
06:58 Eye movement
07:18 Tapping on book
07:25 Aloe vera hand lotion
07:31 Spiderman Figure
07:49 Suck the pen
08:15 Judging your mouth
08:49 DEBRAAA
08:50 You stupid
08:59 Face sensitivity test
09:37 Cutting your face
10:22 Smacc that glove
10:33 Tap dat tissue
10:34 Tap on ruler
10:35 Identifying sounds
11:40 Vision test
12:45 Smile test
13:20 See finger test
13:47 Suck
13:56 Jar tap
14:00 Fish stuffie
14:16 Paper cup
14:36 Math
16:38 What you doing after thisq
17:00 Rate us 5 stars and outro
Like the video, comment and subscribe guyz! Lets support jojo so he can feed his minecraft dog!
Pingu Penguin why doesn’t this have more likes? Thank u so much
Jojo’s a legend he reads and hearts so many early comments!!
This is some top notch asmr 💤
edit: thanks for the likes guys and for the heart jojo ❤️
I don’t think a RUclips with 1mil subs can read the over 3 thousand comments he gets in 4 hours after he uploads
Milo Dragon *early comments*
The heart goes away when you edit when will they learn
My man out here trying to get a heart from jojo 😂
Rejji that there actions have C o N s E q E u N c E s
No one:
Jojo: “follow the light”
Me:ok
Jojo: waves around light as fast as he can
Me: sharingan activated
Me: When did you last do a Cranial n-
Jojo: Stabs in eye with sissors
No one:
Not a single soul:
Jojo: we follow safety regulations and abide by the board
Also Jojo: I’m just gunna touch your eyes with theses SCISSORS
Safty regulation huh because the security is a FUCKING COW TOY
Nobody:
Jojo: no uh, we'll be hear for about 17 years.
No one:
Jojo: How moist you do you think Keanu Reeves is?
Me: What are you implying
Jojo: How moist is keanu reeves?
Me: *yes*
The epileptic bit with the light gave me tingles
The comments are either
Jojo: -anything-
Me: -anything-
OR
No one:
Jojo/Me: -anything-
It’s so obnoxious and it hasn’t been funny for months.
why can’t people come up with original comments anymore?
Fun fact:
The hottest chilli in the world can kill you
@@yep2416 thanks for this important information
@@doomguydoom9407 your welcome