This is my first time doing time stamps! So I apologize if its off 0:00 stirring water 0:18 drinking "Paint water" 0:34 more formally welcoming you 0:46 talking about Halloween 1:41 saying you want mike Makowski 2:07 saying he's experienced 2:36 showing paints 2:46 telling you about things inside the paint 3:09 side effects 3:35 signing waver 3:54 choosing wrong colors 5:25 showing cheap paintbrush/uses to clean ears 6:24 preparing 7:25 putting on the base color (yellow)/ judging you 10:51 game time while still painting 15:34 finishing game 15:56 choosing more colors 16:29 would you rather 18:38 game over 18:45 cleaning paintbrush 19:25 last little details 20:10 Completely finished 20:55 another game 21:52 quits game 22:13 leaving Thank you for reading this, I know its very in depth but I hope U like it~ Edit: I'm not one to talk about likes, but 600? Wow!
Wike will keep you woke. He hides out of sight untill he needs to feed. That pain in your stomach isn't bad food... It's a sign wike monsteri has entered. And will not e x i t
The fact that this is called “Worst reviewed painter” is concerning, I don’t think bad painters talk to you about Monsters Inc. Only people like Bob Ross do that.
TittyAssNigga You suggest that the person who commented this was stupid, but before you say anything I want you to look at your username and think about that. Don’t go saying people are wrong if you don’t get the joke.
@@goliragames8669 I meant that they entered the chat to complain and freak out, because mercury and metals in vaccines is one of the main reasons they don vaccinate their kids.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I'm totaly not getting paid for rating a customer comment. -A satisfied replier that's not getting paid to leave a good customer commenting rating.
This video is like a checkpoint to me, i keep coming back here every evening because this video is hilarious, it comforts me, cheers me up and puts me to sleep
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Oh god they are holding me gunpoint and demanding that I rate 5 stars oh god oh f***” - A happy costumer that totally wasn’t held at gunpoint
*me getting my face painted at his shop* Me: Jojo: Jojo: "I would just like to say your nose is really hard to work with. Yeah its really bulchy and gross, but i mean GeNiTiCs RiGhT"
Sorry if I'm not getting a joke as I'm bad at picking up on stuff like this, but paint water is made of water. It is merely called paint water because artists get the brush's colour off by dipping the paint into the water.
@@Sleepy-yp4wx He meant that Jo said they couldn't afford water, but there was water for the paint, so this person was asking what the paint water was made out of they couldn't afford water
Him: “ *shakes my hand* “ Me: “ *rubs my hand on my shirt (I’m a germaphobic)* Him: *dose the same* Me: “ *smiles* I can tell we’re going to be those two types of people who hate each other but act like they don’t but they clearly do.”
@Derpy Marshmallow I get that he didn’t know but you didn’t need to call him an idiot... Skeppy: idot You don’t need to get it and it is spelled wrong I did that on purpose
"I was just cleaning out the paint water I used from my last client." Cleaning the water, good good, why does this place have one star? *chugs the water* 😰😰😰😰
A kid asks his mum: "Mum, what is dark humor?" She responds: "See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap" Kid replies: "But mom, I'm blind..." Mum: "Exactly" *You ask I shall deliver*
I love his unhinged-from-frame-1 typa vids. Like, within the 1st min, we have the worst brush you've seen in your life, him drinking paint water from a brush that has been on someone's face, paint water being good for cholesterol, "how can I do you?", Deborahhh our beloved & the psychotic zoom at a reasonable question. And it only gets worse (better).
"I'm just painting your chin"
*waves brush in front of eyes*
Insert Good User Here your profile pic is the undertale AU that is big no multiplied by 10000000000000000000
POV: you are a chin
Insert Good User Here Yep, I love getting paint on my eyes and having mercury poisoning, and going blind. And possibly dying.
This is my first time doing time stamps! So I apologize if its off
0:00 stirring water
0:18 drinking "Paint water"
0:34 more formally welcoming you
0:46 talking about Halloween
1:41 saying you want mike Makowski
2:07 saying he's experienced
2:36 showing paints
2:46 telling you about things inside the paint
3:09 side effects
3:35 signing waver
3:54 choosing wrong colors
5:25 showing cheap paintbrush/uses to clean ears
6:24 preparing
7:25 putting on the base color (yellow)/ judging you
10:51 game time while still painting
15:34 finishing game
15:56 choosing more colors
16:29 would you rather
18:38 game over
18:45 cleaning paintbrush
19:25 last little details
20:10 Completely finished
20:55 another game
21:52 quits game
22:13 leaving
Thank you for reading this, I know its very in depth but I hope U like it~
Edit: I'm not one to talk about likes, but 600? Wow!
@Aidan Kuang Aww thx!
Thanks for this!!
@@sparky4653 Your Welcome!
Actually it’s wike wakowski he has two eyes
Darkking
Actually it’s wike mazowski
Jojo: *drinks paint water*
Deborah: _excuse me what the fu-_
I swear i laughed so much at this comment😂😂
This make me _chuckle_
ｐａｉｎ ｗａｔｅｒ
@@MAGEMYST69 *SPERM WATER*
ck
Jojo: there’s a chance that there’s mercury in our paint
Gen z: sick give me a drink
ⁿᵘᵗʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ
@@spoon.doggle5506 nut ree ants
@@icydoesyt shut up
People ignore that gen z people are people born After year 2000
@@isso3135 it's actually 1997 to 2012
Anyone else loving these "worst reviewed" videos?
Me
🙋♀️
Omg loving them
he does it best!!
MiksuOW Count me in! Keep doing em, Jojo.
It would be hilarious if you did a “Worst rated Exorcist” for halloween
Omg yes the beat comment here
fuck. Best *
PLEASE OMG IM ROLLING
OMG HELL YEAH
This
Jojo: “You want some water?”
Me: yes
Jojo: we cant afford water
Also Jojo: Deborah can you get me a glass of water for the paint.
Debra* haha
Ohhhhh yeah! Bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Canned Feelingz@ you are gross
Canned Feelingz damn beat me to it
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"Is this one star or five stars i cant tell"
- a customer that did absolutely not suffer from mercury poisoning
R.I.P
X.X
Couldn‘t see the stars imao
Jojo: *talks about “Wike Mazowski”the whole time*
Me: “Oh hes getting to W, hes probably gonna say wike mazowski.
Jojo: “Willy Wonker”
If you read it properly it's actually funny !
EternalPain Willy Wanker
@Kam it’s November that’s illegal
Wyke Wojouskeii
@@MAGEMYST69 that's smart
mercury: seeping into my pores and suppressing my nervous system
JoJo: *...we like to have fun here*
Dillon Huckins this deserves more likes 😌😌🤚🏼
@@talialeanne7521 nope
Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 what do you mean nope
@@ashleighhunt3323 i said it dont deserve more likes
Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 why
Jojo: There's a "little bit" of Mercury in this paint
Also Jojo: chugs a full cup of paint water
Oof
Its good for horesteral
F
Its so he gets super powers
Me-
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He said "i'm going over your chin" while putting paint in my eyes...
-A blind costumer who wasn't blind before
😂😂😂 Thats Exactly why I wear Glasses(Ive been Wearing glasses for 3 years) 😂😂😂😂
"oh there is no chin, moving on"
BAGAHAHAHAGAHA
H0w did u type this then hmmmmm???
My therapist: Wike Mazowski doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
Wike Mazowski: 1:48
Wike will keep you woke. He hides out of sight untill he needs to feed. That pain in your stomach isn't bad food... It's a sign wike monsteri has entered. And will not e x i t
Motivat0r :5 then what was that yellow round thing that fell out my butt yesterday?
@@lydial658 the sun
*_What the hell is going on_*
@@ratboy2164 indigestiom
“This paint is actually. Rlly. B o o t y.”
-Jojo 2019
I saw that your comment had no replies and I thought I would confused you lol
Lol
i wish i knew if his laugh was genuine or if it was fake lmao and he tried to hold it in
He's making a half ASMR vidio AND THE OTHER HALF IS JUST BEING hilariously stupid
Jojo: these paints have heavy metal in em.
*cannibal corpse playing in the distance*
Didn’t he drink the paint water
He has one day to find a cure
@@thefinalflash6211 he did
ok but the fact this series exists i’m sure is to fuel our social anxiety
Jojo:gives me mercury poisoning
Me:🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Hehe, Lol
Lol hehhehe
I mean, We have to take a trade off with your health but see how good you look.
I get it since paint has mercury in it. Nice
Honestly who goes to a face painter to get they’re face painted🙃
Me: Sooooooo how much does Debra get paid again?
Jojo: Nothing
Me: wait a second...
Linda From Daz Games > Debra From Jojo's ASMR
@@marrowyoutube yess thank u i love daz he's a beast and so is jojo
ReaperZGaming slave labour
Everyone : "That's not in monsters ink!"
Jojo: "Reality can be whatever I want."
Inc*
Xander Lommen 7u7 angry god noises
😠
*inc
Said Bob ross
@@Justme2278j yass
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" Lost my eye from this, but the spider was amazing ! "
- A new found pirate.
No one:
Literally no one:
Jojo: paint water is so good for the cholesterol
OMG GUYS, DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT CAUSE ITS AT 69 LIKES
ｈａｈａ ｌｏｌｚ
It just passed 420
It is
I thought he said bath water
The fact that this is called “Worst reviewed painter” is concerning, I don’t think bad painters talk to you about Monsters Inc. Only people like Bob Ross do that.
Imperial Spy you my friend are a fucking genius
So where the fuck are you headed with that
Imperial Spy epic
I liked this because it's an original comment. So tired of the shitty quote comments.
@@kylesmith4513 no one:
Everyone: stfu with that shite
You mean like that? I know I just used it but yeah it's cancerous in every sense of the word.
Jojo: *”spins water”*
Also jojo: *OH* hi
Me: uhh hi
Jojo: *”sips paint water”*
Different water, the first one was cloudy but the second one is clear as my ex’s phone to call me
@@flamewolf2936 self burn, those are rare.
@Buffin it’s better for the joke, you can say *mixes paint in the water* but… I think I just disproved myself
It might be lemonade anyway he didn’t drink the... so called paint water
It has nutritional value
The people who disliked were intoxicated by the mercury poisoning and thought it was the subscribe button
Jojo is killing it with the "worst reviewed" role plays
JoJo: *chugs a cup of paint water that contains mercury*
Me: Yeah that makes sense
bnha gang
Yeeeee
YEEEE
Indeed it does
uraraka marching my thoughts perfectly
Don’t know if my tingling is from the asmr or the mercury
Marissa Brady same??
its both
I’m concerned 😟
Oh the best tingles come from mercury
Clever
“Yes I know who wike masouski is I had a childhood”
Me: **dying laughing on the floor**
"There's a little bit of *mercury* in our paints."
*Anti-Vax Karens have entered the chat*
TittyAssNigga You suggest that the person who commented this was stupid, but before you say anything I want you to look at your username and think about that. Don’t go saying people are wrong if you don’t get the joke.
@@goliragames8669 I meant that they entered the chat to complain and freak out, because mercury and metals in vaccines is one of the main reasons they don vaccinate their kids.
i thought it said mercury in our pants and i questioned my life choices
lol the people that just got mad at this comment just deleted all of their replies lmaoooo
KvobsPlaysStuff lmao
“That’s what she said”
*flashbacks to the office* 😳
*flashback to the white girl war of 2018*
I was the 169th person to like this
Isaac Pereda p m M M mm mmmm. L mm m Mm m
Oh hec not again-
Ahhahahahaha 🤣 *laughts in the Office meme*
Jojo: "if we are doing wike mazowki we are gonna use a ton of..YELLOW...."
Wike Mazowski: Am I a joke to you?
Plot twist Mike Mazowki’s twin brother is
Wike Mazowki 😱😱😱
@@maryzimmerman6890 you mean Mike wazowki
Glitch Trap bruh, read it again.
Glitch Trap yes thank you don’t know how to spell Lol 😂
@@maryzimmerman6890 GOD DAMNIT
Jojo: yea ok let me just get rid of this water
Me: ok the sinks over th-
*Drinks paint water*
Me: what the fu-
" There's a little bit of mercury in our paint "
Gen Z with TidePods: ⁿᵒⁱᶜᵉ
ńòíćè
LMAO
Think thats bad? Gen z also invented a challenge to light them selves on fire. Sometimes being a gen z isn’t the best.
@@eugene9133 b..b..but I'm gëñ Z
Also I may have done that challenge
How do you get such small letters?
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I'm totally not getting paid for leaving a good rating
-A satisfied costumer that's not getting paid to leave a good rating.
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I'm totaly not getting paid for rating a customer comment.
-A satisfied replier that's not getting paid to leave a good customer commenting rating.
Why negative 5,000,000,000 stars for this bad comment
Sorry
What I gotta was the last waqñqnn lmao I just woke up I was in my phone and I typed this
I’m convinced that this isn’t someone that was payed to leave a good rating, and is actually a satisfied customer
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"I don't want a Willy on my face."
- A person
💀💀💀
This video is like a checkpoint to me, i keep coming back here every evening because this video is hilarious, it comforts me, cheers me up and puts me to sleep
Fr
Jojo: "How are you feeling"
Me: Well I am hungry and i-
Jojo: "Your hallucinating?"
Me: No I didn't say that
Stop trying to get likes please it is obvious what you are doing you. Have commented like 4 times already, just stop, no offense but you're not funny.
asmr 3dio she has at least 5 times as many likes as you asshole
big chung ya dude only five likes
big chung who asked
@@dracodux Me
How about
“Worst Reviewed Reviewer”
*Majin Octoling* underrated comment
How about a worst reviewed reviewer were reviewing someone Yep
So jojo reviewing nostalga critic really badly
J
Reverse card
*Me*- Can we go to a face painter?
*Mom*- We have a face painter at home
*Face painter at home:*
first reply
Who tf as a face painter at home
sad nobody asked/gives a fuck/cares
Swap Papyrus yeah ik :(
sad didn’t expect y’a to reply congrats y’a passed the vibe check and I failed to start an argument
What a character from Monsters Inc. that starts with C?
Jojo: Mr. Krabs 🦀 🍔 💵
Captain underpants 👕👖
Colored monster
oh yea mister krabs
Jojo:"what do you want painted for your costume?"
Me:"a surgeon mask"
JoJo:"Wike mosowski"
Me:"no"
Damien Nicholas I would want a plague doctor mask by now
How tf did tou know?!
Time traveler??
@@Angiesunshine13 tf?
Whoa how and the heck
Wait a minute he looks like the guy that gave me that awful cranial exam
Ya ikr
Lol
Also that guy who gave me the worst haircut ever! Seriously he made my hair pink with mercury hair dye.
Such a coincidence
Hold on... Isn't he that dentist that sprayed week-old coffee onto my teeth?
And the dentist
And my dumb tutor that didn’t even teach me anything....
“WiKe MaZoWsKi Is YeLlOw”
And this, my friends is what we call quality content.
Even after 4 years, this type of ASMR is my favorite. Nothing like getting back to home
Nobody:
Jojo: *I love the refreshing taste of paint water first thing in the morning.*
mercery and earwax tastes nice aswell
ｓａｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｐａｉｎ ａｎｄ ａｇｏｎｙ
@@MAGEMYST69
- v e r y g o o d s t u f f
f o r t h e c h l e s t r o l -
No one:
Literally no one:
JoJo in the description: *"rate five stars or I will paint a willy on your face"*
Pickles on Rice i did
Ummmmmmmm lol
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"I left with 🅱ercury 🅱oisoning"
-🅱erry 🅱ee 🅱enson
This is a stupid question but how do you use bold
@@rockst.r5 use this thing once before and after you type * *Pickles on Rice*
Me watching this in late September: ok
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Not being threatened to leave a good rating
- a customer not being threatened
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“Oh god they are holding me gunpoint and demanding that I rate 5 stars oh god oh f***”
- A happy costumer that totally wasn’t held at gunpoint
@@mr.plaguedoc2880 *BANG* “shit we forgot to turn the camera off.”
🌮 🌮
💪🥲🤌
I brought tac-oh my god someone call the p- **bang**
D
Me watching almost a year later
⭐️ ⭐️
“He used permanent marker instead of normal paint.” -Reviewer1234
Jojo: so what are you doing after this?
Me:taking a shower
Jojo: am I invited? :>
@@bcrntsl2415 its a joke-
Lmao wtf I-
aw fuck
He has a girlfriend-
@@trevisscoot6597 wait rea-
Why is Jojo wiping his hand after a handshake deeply offending me
AgnusTale• アグナステイル he doesn’t want ya filthy hand germs on his hands
H E A L T H
Because he does not want your disease
Jk
They asked why it offended them, not why JoJo did the action in the first place.
Jojo: Our face paints may or may not have mercury in it
Also Jojo: Impressively chugs paint water
ⁿᵘᵗʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ
It’s not the same glass he picks up another off screen
@@Ohchitzixgobkvid .... its a roplay
“Yeah we do face painting here is that even a question”
THAT GOT ME LMAO
No one:
Literally no one:
Jojo: WiKe MaZoWsKi
I thought he said “White Mazowski” 😂
Boo: Wike Mazowski
He should’ve said sully wazowski
Make wizowski
Frrr💀🤣💀🤣💀
No one:
Not a single person:
Jojo: ThaTs WhAt ShE sAiD
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄｜匚匚
Stfu with these nobody comments they’re so fucking annoying
Forgotten Arsenic literally Michael Scott u dweeb
Mickey Succ U Nutt No one:
Not a single person:
You: sTfU wItH tHeSe NoBoDy CoMmEnTs ThEyRe sO fUcKiNg AnNoYiNg
I'm Trying to Make You Mad.. Name checks out
"We are using this very TECHNICAL brush"
Wait a minute...
I said the same thing
Dr t anyone?
I like how every time he says yellow he looks straight to the camera like he still mad after we say Wike Mazowski is green
*me getting my face painted at his shop*
Me:
Jojo:
Jojo: "I would just like to say your nose is really hard to work with. Yeah its really bulchy and gross, but i mean GeNiTiCs RiGhT"
Ciera Messom you Squidward’s sibling, correct?
@@Angiesunshine13 Yess. Can you help me reunite with squidward!
Plot twist: He was painting a mirror
@@mr.chickennugget2944 😂😂
Me: Almost asleep
Jojo: that's what she said
Me: dying in laughter
Also me: cant get back to sleep
I just like how he wipes his hand on his shirt everytime he shakes someone’s hand🤣
Yeh
afoxy foxy 😂
@@fmbhxncho what
Imagine being some who just wants a face paint
Jojo: drinks paint water
Customer: isn’t that bad
14:49
“oh of course mr. krabs with a q”
that had me dead🥴😂
Don’t you mean Mr. Qrabs
D, De Teletubbies
He literally said this as I read the comment 🤯
“You have a big forehead”
-Jojo’s ASMR
Kelly Markgraf well that’s not the only big head I have
Just like you
Jacksfilms alert
Jack ass alert!
More forehead means more room for the brain
”Im just wetting up my brush, you feel me.”
”So im just gonna start dipping my brush, thats what she said.”
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“He drank the paint water, when didn’t clean his hands, I’m scared.”
-a very afraid customer
Everyone: comes here to feel relaxed
Me: comes here to see what he says to Debra
Edit:thanks for all the likes
Jojo: "ok my turn G"
*Also jojo: GREG PAUL*
Him: Do you want water?? Yeah sorry... we can’t afford water.
Me: then wtf is the paint water made of...
>~
It's made of spit.
Sorry if I'm not getting a joke as I'm bad at picking up on stuff like this, but paint water is made of water. It is merely called paint water because artists get the brush's colour off by dipping the paint into the water.
@@Sleepy-yp4wx He meant that Jo said they couldn't afford water, but there was water for the paint, so this person was asking what the paint water was made out of they couldn't afford water
Is vodka. Vodka is BEST
@@ingabeanga6423 Yeah, I realised about 1 day after the reply and hoped that nobody else would notice my reply, but here we are.
"I'm going to take care of you, I'm very experienced in my job, I have been face painting for many years"
*sir, you just drank paint water*
Jojo: sorry we can’t afford water
*HaS wAtTeR*
can you afford proper spelling?
Brian Liu oi can u afford manners DUDE huh DUDE
What is the point of commenting and responding with aggressive intentions, both of you, come on.
Please stop fighting
@@prsly.h6739 it was a joke, sorry if it offended anyone... ;-;
Him: “ *shakes my hand* “
Me: “ *rubs my hand on my shirt (I’m a germaphobic)*
Him: *dose the same*
Me: “ *smiles* I can tell we’re going to be those two types of people who hate each other but act like they don’t but they clearly do.”
isn’t that the plot to jojo’s bizarre adventure
Germaphobic sounds like the phobia of Germans, always remember many Germans can be passed by shaking hands
Learn to spell you clown
Now is time to be germaphobic
its germaphobe
Him: Mike is yellow
Mike's of the world: racism
LIG wike
"No, its wike mazowski. You probably havent seen the movie then if your making that typo" Jojo's asmr 2019
Excuse me....don’t you mean Wike? I’ve never heard of a “Mike”
Wike Miscowsi? 🤣🤣
i personally like how he wipes his hand after shaking ours everytime
Nobody:
Jojo: “we only have one costumer...YeS wErE vErY bUsY”
he saud that when I read this.
@Nicholas White i am sorrie but.... *said
@bloomy skylar im riryl sorry its sorry not sorrie
@@killer-gg9ee its really not rhirly
Tob thats the joke
“I’m just gonna start tipping my wet paintbrush- THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID-“
Edit: people, Jojo said that, not me 6:44
@Alex Morrison Mom pick me up I'm scares
T h e o f f i c e
@@entity42 i am reads
@Alex Morrison jojo said that you idiot
@Derpy Marshmallow I get that he didn’t know but you didn’t need to call him an idiot...
Skeppy: idot
You don’t need to get it and it is spelled wrong I did that on purpose
★☆☆☆☆
“He didn’t paint the spider man on my child good enough!”
-An angry Karen
🍔 hambergur
🥔 spud
hotdog 🌭
🐡æugh
🥕 Kerrot
Am i the only one that finds the worst reviewed videos relaxing/tingly???
We gonna ignore the fact that he drank the paint water, and then later said they contained mercury? >_>
The Decent Gamer yes
I don’t think he actually used the paint brush before he did that. He’s fine.
@@OhHeyCreeper ohok
Yes, It's great for cholesterol
Creeper r/woooosh
“Mercury is sooooo 1995”
I laughed so hard.😂😂😂😂
Mercury poisoning not just mercury
Bill cipher yeah ok smartass
Jojo: what do you want to be for Halloween
Me: Post Malone
Jojo: *waik mazowski*
Jojo: we are really busy
2020:I don’t think so
No one:
Literally no one:
JoJo: yes, Wike Mazowski is yellow and has two eyes
Stfu with the no one comments
Mickey Succ U Nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments
@@peeramiid7767 You stfu with the Mickey succ u nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments
Xertaii i wanna keep it going but my brain is confusion
@@peeramiid7767 my brain view your comment as "THE BIG CONFUSION"
Jojo: you want any water?
Me: sure
Jojo: sorry we cant afford water
Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN!!!!!!
@DumbxBunny oh 😃
@@demnwolfe1159 yes 😀
@DumbxBunny african water ;)
jojo: "this brush is highly technical"
is this... what i think it is?
Dr tinglebottom?
DR.T has possessed jojo!
Have this cross!
✝️
2021 tech
Its Dr.TingleBottom
T E C H N I C A L
Jojo: what are you doing after this?
Me: going to the hospital for my mercury poisoning that you gave to me.
Jojo: and you’re not inviting me?
“Just let the mercury do it’s thing”
YALL I LOST ITTTTTT
Stfu
Stfu
Stfu
"I was just cleaning out the paint water I used from my last client."
Cleaning the water, good good, why does this place have one star?
*chugs the water*
😰😰😰😰
Lilly Page I cackled at this part idk why it’s so funny to me halp
This should just be called “making fun of you asmr”
Debra really being the slave in all of his videos
“Debra”
“Debra” go get this
Jojo: What are you Don’t after this
Me: Sleeping-
Jojo: *Am I invited*
Me: what-
Kaitlynplaysgames WP he’s obviously flirting with you
spits out tea
*slurps tea*
shits tea
Farts tea
Jojo: U will start to feel a slight tingle
Me: R u sure thats paint.....
cause paint ain't suppose to do that
Life Is fun it’s actually stomach acid
It’s the M E R C U R Y
Some paints aren’t made to come into contact with flesh
Not to burst your bubble but your right side of your face has melted due to the acid
niaomi Flewers not to burs your face but
i need a dark joke to say to my new classmates
Hah
Q: “What’s the hardest part of walking through a forest of dead babies?”
A: “my dick”
not my joke btw
A kid asks his mum: "Mum, what is dark humor?"
She responds: "See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap"
Kid replies: "But mom, I'm blind..."
Mum: "Exactly"
*You ask I shall deliver*
Why did the black kid go to the church?
So he had someone to call father
Say do u know who joe is
I love his unhinged-from-frame-1 typa vids. Like, within the 1st min, we have the worst brush you've seen in your life, him drinking paint water from a brush that has been on someone's face, paint water being good for cholesterol, "how can I do you?", Deborahhh our beloved & the psychotic zoom at a reasonable question.
And it only gets worse (better).
Me an artist: *sees paintbrush*
Me: Get that crap out of my face
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jojo: let me drink the dirty water from the last customer
JoJo: There's just a small chance you know 85%
Me: hold on for a second?
Penis Ï
Lol
this is genuinely my favourite video ever
So glad he’s back again with the worst reviewed series!
This is a best reviewed Asmr RUclipsr!
Jojo: would you rather have a sharpened pencil shoved up your-
*demonetization has entered the chat*
Jojo: “Are you ok with possibly being blind, sick, and straight up dead?” Me: ..... Well it’s a Monday so...... LETS DOOO ITTTT
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@@ultra_rade0739 ?
Jojo: does the rp
RUclips subtitles: music