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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • rate five stars or i will paint a willy on your face.
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    This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Miksu__
    @Miksu__ 4 года назад +14571

    Anyone else loving these "worst reviewed" videos?

  • @insertgooduserhere6328
    @insertgooduserhere6328 4 года назад +747

    "I'm just painting your chin"
    *waves brush in front of eyes*

    • @spaghettiman421
      @spaghettiman421 4 года назад +1

      Insert Good User Here your profile pic is the undertale AU that is big no multiplied by 10000000000000000000

    • @bvnny5274
      @bvnny5274 4 года назад +22

      POV: you are a chin

    • @monjurmorshed9967
      @monjurmorshed9967 4 года назад +1

      Insert Good User Here Yep, I love getting paint on my eyes and having mercury poisoning, and going blind. And possibly dying.

  • @cursedmeme7805
    @cursedmeme7805 4 года назад +3564

    Jojo: *drinks paint water*
    Deborah: _excuse me what the fu-_

  • @jojot7518
    @jojot7518 3 года назад +671

    Jojo: there’s a chance that there’s mercury in our paint
    Gen z: sick give me a drink

    • @spoon.doggle5506
      @spoon.doggle5506 3 года назад +37

      ⁿᵘᵗʳⁱᵉⁿᶜᵉ

    • @ShreddKrumb
      @ShreddKrumb 3 года назад +15

      @@spoon.doggle5506 nut ree ants

    • @dantekotsovolos7261
      @dantekotsovolos7261 3 года назад

      @@icydoesyt shut up

    • @isso3135
      @isso3135 3 года назад +1

      People ignore that gen z people are people born After year 2000

    • @anwitamalladi9278
      @anwitamalladi9278 3 года назад +12

      @@isso3135 it's actually 1997 to 2012

  • @AldenHoffman
    @AldenHoffman 4 года назад +5566

    It would be hilarious if you did a “Worst rated Exorcist” for halloween

  • @destroyeverything8942
    @destroyeverything8942 4 года назад +2962

    Jojo: “You want some water?”
    Me: yes
    Jojo: we cant afford water
    Also Jojo: Deborah can you get me a glass of water for the paint.

  • @depstrider
    @depstrider 4 года назад +1246

    My therapist: Wike Mazowski doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.
    Wike Mazowski: 1:48

    • @CBCsolar
      @CBCsolar 4 года назад +66

      Wike will keep you woke. He hides out of sight untill he needs to feed. That pain in your stomach isn't bad food... It's a sign wike monsteri has entered. And will not e x i t

    • @lydial658
      @lydial658 4 года назад +23

      Motivat0r :5 then what was that yellow round thing that fell out my butt yesterday?

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 4 года назад +16

      @@lydial658 the sun

    • @ratboy2164
      @ratboy2164 4 года назад +27

      *_What the hell is going on_*

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 4 года назад +14

      @@ratboy2164 indigestiom

  • @motherofpea4rll
    @motherofpea4rll 3 года назад +170

    ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Very satisfied, there are a few holes in my face and burns; but that’s just a little defect!”
    -customer who’s not being held at mercury-water point

  • @lasagna5047
    @lasagna5047 4 года назад +820

    Jojo: There's a "little bit" of Mercury in this paint
    Also Jojo: chugs a full cup of paint water

  • @Mio_fields
    @Mio_fields 4 года назад +1359

    This is my first time doing time stamps! So I apologize if its off
    0:00 stirring water
    0:18 drinking "Paint water"
    0:34 more formally welcoming you
    0:46 talking about Halloween
    1:41 saying you want mike Makowski
    2:07 saying he's experienced
    2:36 showing paints
    2:46 telling you about things inside the paint
    3:09 side effects
    3:35 signing waver
    3:54 choosing wrong colors
    5:25 showing cheap paintbrush/uses to clean ears
    6:24 preparing
    7:25 putting on the base color (yellow)/ judging you
    10:51 game time while still painting
    15:34 finishing game
    15:56 choosing more colors
    16:29 would you rather
    18:38 game over
    18:45 cleaning paintbrush
    19:25 last little details
    20:10 Completely finished
    20:55 another game
    21:52 quits game
    22:13 leaving
    Thank you for reading this, I know its very in depth but I hope U like it~
    Edit: I'm not one to talk about likes, but 600? Wow!

    • @Mio_fields
      @Mio_fields 4 года назад +12

      @Aidan Kuang Aww thx!

    • @sparky4653
      @sparky4653 4 года назад +15

      Thanks for this!!

    • @Mio_fields
      @Mio_fields 4 года назад +14

      @@sparky4653 Your Welcome!

    • @yourtrachea518
      @yourtrachea518 4 года назад +26

      Actually it’s wike wakowski he has two eyes

    • @oochakathe5th16
      @oochakathe5th16 4 года назад +16

      Darkking
      Actually it’s wike mazowski

  • @dillonhuckins67
    @dillonhuckins67 4 года назад +1262

    mercury: seeping into my pores and suppressing my nervous system
    JoJo: *...we like to have fun here*

    • @talialeanne7521
      @talialeanne7521 4 года назад +9

      Dillon Huckins this deserves more likes 😌😌🤚🏼

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 4 года назад

      @@talialeanne7521 nope

    • @ashleighhunt3323
      @ashleighhunt3323 4 года назад +8

      Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 what do you mean nope

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 4 года назад

      @@ashleighhunt3323 i said it dont deserve more likes

    • @polum
      @polum 4 года назад +5

      Leowell Official ScribbleFan102 why

  • @keesbrinker9778
    @keesbrinker9778 3 года назад +672

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Is this one star or five stars i cant tell"
    - a customer that did absolutely not suffer from mercury poisoning

  • @ilovemonkeys765
    @ilovemonkeys765 4 года назад +2177

    Jojo: *talks about “Wike Mazowski”the whole time*
    Me: “Oh hes getting to W, hes probably gonna say wike mazowski.
    Jojo: “Willy Wonker”

    • @viwa5960
      @viwa5960 4 года назад +25

      If you read it properly it's actually funny !

    • @kam5060
      @kam5060 4 года назад +36

      EternalPain Willy Wanker

    • @viperblake3375
      @viperblake3375 4 года назад +27

      @Kam it’s November that’s illegal

    • @TwooZee
      @TwooZee 4 года назад +11

      Wyke Wojouskeii

    • @CantThink1Sorry
      @CantThink1Sorry 4 года назад +8

      @@TwooZee that's smart

  • @matthewheadbang9233
    @matthewheadbang9233 4 года назад +496

    Jojo: these paints have heavy metal in em.
    *cannibal corpse playing in the distance*

  • @oopsksk1304
    @oopsksk1304 4 года назад +340

    “This paint is actually. Rlly. B o o t y.”
    -Jojo 2019

    • @clipsahoy8229
      @clipsahoy8229 4 года назад +7

      I saw that your comment had no replies and I thought I would confused you lol

    • @jjman810
      @jjman810 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @vscru
      @vscru 4 года назад +1

      i wish i knew if his laugh was genuine or if it was fake lmao and he tried to hold it in

    • @katedavines5179
      @katedavines5179 3 года назад

      He's making a half ASMR vidio AND THE OTHER HALF IS JUST BEING hilariously stupid

  • @Ecliblib
    @Ecliblib 3 года назад +440


    He said "i'm going over your chin" while putting paint in my eyes...
    -A blind costumer who wasn't blind before

    • @Life_w_Toille
      @Life_w_Toille 2 года назад +9

      😂😂😂 Thats Exactly why I wear Glasses(Ive been Wearing glasses for 3 years) 😂😂😂😂

    • @Average0Joe
      @Average0Joe 2 года назад +2

      "oh there is no chin, moving on"

    • @ciara1766
      @ciara1766 2 года назад +1

      BAGAHAHAHAGAHA

    • @vincentvangothic
      @vincentvangothic 2 года назад +1

      H0w did u type this then hmmmmm???

  • @sickichaotic
    @sickichaotic 4 года назад +2125

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    I'm totally not getting paid for leaving a good rating
    -A satisfied costumer that's not getting paid to leave a good rating.

    • @satanicangel6384
      @satanicangel6384 3 года назад +85

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      I'm totaly not getting paid for rating a customer comment.
      -A satisfied replier that's not getting paid to leave a good customer commenting rating.

    • @raymondkoon9431
      @raymondkoon9431 3 года назад +8

      Why negative 5,000,000,000 stars for this bad comment

    • @raymondkoon9431
      @raymondkoon9431 3 года назад +4

      Sorry

    • @ryzeau9904
      @ryzeau9904 3 года назад +4

      What I gotta was the last waqñqnn lmao I just woke up I was in my phone and I typed this

    • @beeisdumbaf
      @beeisdumbaf 3 года назад +5

      I’m convinced that this isn’t someone that was payed to leave a good rating, and is actually a satisfied customer

  • @marissabrady6187
    @marissabrady6187 4 года назад +1306

    Don’t know if my tingling is from the asmr or the mercury

  • @cptnr3x256
    @cptnr3x256 4 года назад +356

    Everyone : "That's not in monsters ink!"
    Jojo: "Reality can be whatever I want."

  • @jmgrule
    @jmgrule 3 года назад +45

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    " Lost my eye from this, but the spider was amazing ! "
    - A new found pirate.

  • @djalcove3027
    @djalcove3027 4 года назад +365

    Jojo:gives me mercury poisoning
    Me:🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

    • @David_MSO
      @David_MSO 4 года назад +5

      Hehe, Lol

    • @elliexclarky6172
      @elliexclarky6172 4 года назад +2

      Lol hehhehe

    • @cutiesoupia4900
      @cutiesoupia4900 4 года назад

      I mean, We have to take a trade off with your health but see how good you look.

    • @r3zz123
      @r3zz123 4 года назад +2

      I get it since paint has mercury in it. Nice

    • @remarkable4478
      @remarkable4478 4 года назад

      Honestly who goes to a face painter to get they’re face painted🙃

  • @jetpack3157
    @jetpack3157 4 года назад +442

    “That’s what she said”
    *flashbacks to the office* 😳

    • @pebisv1653
      @pebisv1653 4 года назад +10

      *flashback to the white girl war of 2018*

    • @Patrick-nm1dd
      @Patrick-nm1dd 4 года назад +1

      I was the 169th person to like this

    • @luist9560
      @luist9560 4 года назад

      Isaac Pereda p m M M mm mmmm. L mm m Mm m

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 года назад

      Oh hec not again-

  • @keego3917
    @keego3917 4 года назад +2350

    How about
    “Worst Reviewed Reviewer”

    • @canis3432
      @canis3432 4 года назад +37

      *Majin Octoling* underrated comment

    • @wolfpack7647
      @wolfpack7647 4 года назад +15

      How about a worst reviewed reviewer were reviewing someone Yep

    • @yukionnaslayer1
      @yukionnaslayer1 4 года назад +6

      So jojo reviewing nostalga critic really badly

    • @user-tw1pm6nr5e
      @user-tw1pm6nr5e 4 года назад +2

      J

    • @oss_james
      @oss_james 4 года назад

      Reverse card

  • @aidenhyoudou6490
    @aidenhyoudou6490 3 года назад +104

    Jojo: you want any water?
    Me: sure
    Jojo: sorry we cant afford water
    Me: WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN!!!!!!

    • @demnwolfe1159
      @demnwolfe1159 3 года назад +2

      @DumbxBunny oh 😃

    • @4shotss
      @4shotss 3 года назад +2

      @@demnwolfe1159 yes 😀

    • @snmshotz3697
      @snmshotz3697 3 года назад +1

      @DumbxBunny african water ;)

  • @cobythompson8191
    @cobythompson8191 4 года назад +943

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jojo: paint water is so good for the cholesterol

    • @nj-07
      @nj-07 4 года назад +3

      OMG GUYS, DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT CAUSE ITS AT 69 LIKES

    • @TwooZee
      @TwooZee 4 года назад +3

      haha lolz

    • @kyant5040
      @kyant5040 4 года назад +1

      It just passed 420

    • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
      @queenandgoodomensfan6359 4 года назад

      It is

    • @helderboutens
      @helderboutens 4 года назад +1

      I thought he said bath water

  • @AOB454
    @AOB454 4 года назад +155

    Wait a minute he looks like the guy that gave me that awful cranial exam

    • @moony_padfoot
      @moony_padfoot 4 года назад +3

      Ya ikr
      Lol

    • @agenderacademia594
      @agenderacademia594 4 года назад +10

      Also that guy who gave me the worst haircut ever! Seriously he made my hair pink with mercury hair dye.
      Such a coincidence

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 года назад +9

      Hold on... Isn't he that dentist that sprayed week-old coffee onto my teeth?

    • @willvallance5804
      @willvallance5804 4 года назад

      And the dentist

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 года назад +1

      And my dumb tutor that didn’t even teach me anything....

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 4 года назад +691

    Jojo: "if we are doing wike mazowki we are gonna use a ton of..YELLOW...."
    Wike Mazowski: Am I a joke to you?

    • @maryzimmerman6890
      @maryzimmerman6890 4 года назад +14

      Plot twist Mike Mazowki’s twin brother is
      Wike Mazowki 😱😱😱

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 года назад +5

      @@maryzimmerman6890 you mean Mike wazowki

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 года назад +1

      Glitch Trap bruh, read it again.

    • @maryzimmerman6890
      @maryzimmerman6890 4 года назад

      Glitch Trap yes thank you don’t know how to spell Lol 😂

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 4 года назад

      @@maryzimmerman6890 GOD DAMNIT

  • @aaaaah6150
    @aaaaah6150 3 года назад +33

    ok but the fact this series exists i’m sure is to fuel our social anxiety

  • @foxieartyt7498
    @foxieartyt7498 4 года назад +399

    Jojo: *”spins water”*
    Also jojo: *OH* hi
    Me: uhh hi
    Jojo: *”sips paint water”*

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 3 года назад +4

      Different water, the first one was cloudy but the second one is clear as my ex’s phone to call me

    • @slumjum90
      @slumjum90 3 года назад +1

      @@flamewolf2936 self burn, those are rare.

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 3 года назад +1

      @Buffin it’s better for the joke, you can say *mixes paint in the water* but… I think I just disproved myself

    • @PokeCardZach
      @PokeCardZach 3 года назад +1

      It might be lemonade anyway he didn’t drink the... so called paint water

    • @lobsterdude5132
      @lobsterdude5132 3 года назад +1

      It has nutritional value

  • @FamousMrChair
    @FamousMrChair 4 года назад +737

    Me: Sooooooo how much does Debra get paid again?
    Jojo: Nothing
    Me: wait a second...

    • @marrowyoutube
      @marrowyoutube 4 года назад +21

      Linda From Daz Games > Debra From Jojo's ASMR

    • @rohitrao9302
      @rohitrao9302 4 года назад +7

      @@marrowyoutube yess thank u i love daz he's a beast and so is jojo

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 года назад +2

      ReaperZGaming slave labour

  • @bellac6311
    @bellac6311 4 года назад +1230

    "There's a little bit of *mercury* in our paints."
    *Anti-Vax Karens have entered the chat*

    • @greycaudill2263
      @greycaudill2263 4 года назад +14

      TittyAssNigga You suggest that the person who commented this was stupid, but before you say anything I want you to look at your username and think about that. Don’t go saying people are wrong if you don’t get the joke.

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 4 года назад +12

      @@goliragames8669 I meant that they entered the chat to complain and freak out, because mercury and metals in vaccines is one of the main reasons they don vaccinate their kids.

    • @trainedkirbylife
      @trainedkirbylife 4 года назад +11

      i thought it said mercury in our pants and i questioned my life choices

    • @prodbykvz
      @prodbykvz 4 года назад +10

      lol the people that just got mad at this comment just deleted all of their replies lmaoooo

    • @bellac6311
      @bellac6311 4 года назад +5

      KvobsPlaysStuff lmao

  • @SootWhisker
    @SootWhisker 3 года назад +27

    “Yes I know who wike masouski is I had a childhood”
    Me: **dying laughing on the floor**

  • @jpoponiak
    @jpoponiak 4 года назад +825

    " There's a little bit of mercury in our paint "
    Gen Z with TidePods: ⁿᵒⁱᶜᵉ

    • @tygenwiese7370
      @tygenwiese7370 4 года назад +15

      ńòíćè

    • @Thatscrayzee
      @Thatscrayzee 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @eugene9133
      @eugene9133 3 года назад +9

      Think thats bad? Gen z also invented a challenge to light them selves on fire. Sometimes being a gen z isn’t the best.

    • @jpoponiak
      @jpoponiak 3 года назад +6

      @@eugene9133 b..b..but I'm gëñ Z
      Also I may have done that challenge

    • @joeyharwood1086
      @joeyharwood1086 3 года назад +1

      How do you get such small letters?

  • @SakuraAdachi
    @SakuraAdachi 4 года назад +504

    The fact that this is called “Worst reviewed painter” is concerning, I don’t think bad painters talk to you about Monsters Inc. Only people like Bob Ross do that.

    • @goldeagle1319
      @goldeagle1319 4 года назад +6

      Imperial Spy you my friend are a fucking genius

    • @drvpz2471
      @drvpz2471 4 года назад +3

      So where the fuck are you headed with that

    • @lorenarakijasic1851
      @lorenarakijasic1851 4 года назад

      Imperial Spy epic

    • @kylesmith4513
      @kylesmith4513 4 года назад +1

      I liked this because it's an original comment. So tired of the shitty quote comments.

    • @Eddy-dn1jx
      @Eddy-dn1jx 4 года назад

      @@kylesmith4513 no one:
      Everyone: stfu with that shite
      You mean like that? I know I just used it but yeah it's cancerous in every sense of the word.

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 4 года назад +173

    Jojo: "How are you feeling"
    Me: Well I am hungry and i-
    Jojo: "Your hallucinating?"
    Me: No I didn't say that

    • @bigchung7434
      @bigchung7434 4 года назад +5

      Stop trying to get likes please it is obvious what you are doing you. Have commented like 4 times already, just stop, no offense but you're not funny.

    • @jeremylee5527
      @jeremylee5527 4 года назад +4

      asmr 3dio she has at least 5 times as many likes as you asshole

    • @Nightmare-fg4be
      @Nightmare-fg4be 4 года назад +3

      big chung ya dude only five likes

    • @dracodux
      @dracodux 4 года назад +3

      big chung who asked

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 года назад

      @@dracodux Me

  • @onyxmostradical
    @onyxmostradical 3 года назад +42

    The people who disliked were intoxicated by the mercury poisoning and thought it was the subscribe button

  • @clipsahoy8229
    @clipsahoy8229 4 года назад +340

    JoJo: *chugs a cup of paint water that contains mercury*
    Me: Yeah that makes sense

  • @kawaiidonut2218
    @kawaiidonut2218 4 года назад +186

    *Me*- Can we go to a face painter?
    *Mom*- We have a face painter at home
    *Face painter at home:*

    • @wisky8693
      @wisky8693 4 года назад +1

      first reply

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 года назад +2

      Who tf as a face painter at home

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 года назад

      sad nobody asked/gives a fuck/cares

    • @wisky8693
      @wisky8693 4 года назад

      Swap Papyrus yeah ik :(

    • @Memer_Monkey
      @Memer_Monkey 4 года назад +1

      sad didn’t expect y’a to reply congrats y’a passed the vibe check and I failed to start an argument

  • @scodyfps
    @scodyfps 3 года назад +277

    Me watching this in late September: ok
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Not being threatened to leave a good rating
    - a customer not being threatened

    • @mr.plaguedoc2880
      @mr.plaguedoc2880 3 года назад +6

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      “Oh god they are holding me gunpoint and demanding that I rate 5 stars oh god oh f***”
      - A happy costumer that totally wasn’t held at gunpoint

    • @Stp1497
      @Stp1497 3 года назад +1

      @@mr.plaguedoc2880 *BANG* “shit we forgot to turn the camera off.”

    • @sgt.mittens2451
      @sgt.mittens2451 3 года назад +1

      🌮 🌮
      💪🥲🤌
      I brought tac-oh my god someone call the p- **bang**

    • @jimjim4022
      @jimjim4022 3 года назад

      D

    • @geotheleo2716
      @geotheleo2716 3 года назад

      Me watching almost a year later

  • @woodboart
    @woodboart 3 года назад +55

    Jojo: yea ok let me just get rid of this water
    Me: ok the sinks over th-
    *Drinks paint water*
    Me: what the fu-

  • @deannar1155
    @deannar1155 4 года назад +68

    Jojo is killing it with the "worst reviewed" role plays

  • @picklesonrice6964
    @picklesonrice6964 4 года назад +658

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    JoJo in the description: *"rate five stars or I will paint a willy on your face"*

    • @corevortex6198
      @corevortex6198 4 года назад +4

      Pickles on Rice i did

    • @anxgii
      @anxgii 4 года назад +1

      Ummmmmmmm lol

    • @str_aubrey
      @str_aubrey 4 года назад +9


      "I left with 🅱ercury 🅱oisoning"
      -🅱erry 🅱ee 🅱enson

    • @rockst.r5
      @rockst.r5 4 года назад +3

      This is a stupid question but how do you use bold

    • @picklesonrice6964
      @picklesonrice6964 4 года назад +4

      @@rockst.r5 use this thing once before and after you type * *Pickles on Rice*

  • @duccducc3186
    @duccducc3186 4 года назад +378

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I don't want a Willy on my face."
    - A person

    • @DylanE456
      @DylanE456 3 месяца назад +2

      💀💀💀

  • @erisandme6323
    @erisandme6323 3 года назад +82

    What a character from Monsters Inc. that starts with C?
    Jojo: Mr. Krabs 🦀 🍔 💵

  • @squidwardsclarinet2391
    @squidwardsclarinet2391 4 года назад +159

    14:49
    “oh of course mr. krabs with a q”
    that had me dead🥴😂

  • @alexb2623
    @alexb2623 4 года назад +1688

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jojo: WiKe MaZoWsKi

  • @princessgalaxia
    @princessgalaxia 4 года назад +188

    Nobody:
    Jojo: *I love the refreshing taste of paint water first thing in the morning.*

    • @baniracc
      @baniracc 4 года назад +2

      mercery and earwax tastes nice aswell

    • @TwooZee
      @TwooZee 4 года назад +3

      same with pain and agony

    • @hello._.whatdouwant2951
      @hello._.whatdouwant2951 4 года назад +1

      @@TwooZee
      - v e r y g o o d s t u f f
      f o r t h e c h l e s t r o l -

  • @missing_username-m6s
    @missing_username-m6s 11 месяцев назад +9

    This video is like a checkpoint to me, i keep coming back here every evening because this video is hilarious, it comforts me, cheers me up and puts me to sleep

  • @cswansongtford
    @cswansongtford 4 года назад +289

    Jojo:"what do you want painted for your costume?"
    Me:"a surgeon mask"
    JoJo:"Wike mosowski"
    Me:"no"

  • @geebygeeber
    @geebygeeber 4 года назад +753

    Why is Jojo wiping his hand after a handshake deeply offending me

    • @redvoids8657
      @redvoids8657 4 года назад +50

      AgnusTale• アグナステイル he doesn’t want ya filthy hand germs on his hands

    • @Cheese-xf2nj
      @Cheese-xf2nj 4 года назад +9

      H E A L T H

    • @Goninja_
      @Goninja_ 4 года назад +7

      Because he does not want your disease

    • @Goninja_
      @Goninja_ 4 года назад +4

      Jk

    • @stereodegree2257
      @stereodegree2257 4 года назад +5

      They asked why it offended them, not why JoJo did the action in the first place.

  • @owensalt
    @owensalt 4 года назад +167

    “WiKe MaZoWsKi Is YeLlOw”
    And this, my friends is what we call quality content.

  • @StizzyStarStackin
    @StizzyStarStackin 3 года назад +21

    ⭐️ ⭐️
    “He used permanent marker instead of normal paint.” -Reviewer1234

  • @ndb4979
    @ndb4979 4 года назад +325

    Jojo: Our face paints may or may not have mercury in it
    Also Jojo: Impressively chugs paint water

  • @fmbhxncho
    @fmbhxncho 4 года назад +120

    I just like how he wipes his hand on his shirt everytime he shakes someone’s hand🤣

  • @forgottenarsenic5409
    @forgottenarsenic5409 4 года назад +409

    No one:
    Not a single person:
    Jojo: ThaTs WhAt ShE sAiD

    • @TwooZee
      @TwooZee 4 года назад +8

      乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄|匚匚

    • @jacoblehr3064
      @jacoblehr3064 4 года назад +7

      Stfu with these nobody comments they’re so fucking annoying

    • @Ticklepickle875
      @Ticklepickle875 4 года назад +2

      Forgotten Arsenic literally Michael Scott u dweeb

    • @asdfgyjhvj7881
      @asdfgyjhvj7881 4 года назад +8

      Mickey Succ U Nutt No one:
      Not a single person:
      You: sTfU wItH tHeSe NoBoDy CoMmEnTs ThEyRe sO fUcKiNg AnNoYiNg

    • @Dizee.
      @Dizee. 4 года назад +5

      I'm Trying to Make You Mad.. Name checks out

  • @Ocearls
    @Ocearls 3 года назад +11

    “Yeah we do face painting here is that even a question”
    THAT GOT ME LMAO

  • @Roast_Potato13
    @Roast_Potato13 4 года назад +151

    Jojo: so what are you doing after this?
    Me:taking a shower
    Jojo: am I invited? :>

  • @yaimi84
    @yaimi84 4 года назад +491

    Jojo: sorry we can’t afford water
    *HaS wAtTeR*

    • @brianliu38
      @brianliu38 4 года назад +19

      can you afford proper spelling?

    • @whyinalt5207
      @whyinalt5207 4 года назад +12

      Brian Liu oi can u afford manners DUDE huh DUDE

    • @prsly.h6739
      @prsly.h6739 4 года назад +12

      What is the point of commenting and responding with aggressive intentions, both of you, come on.

    • @yaimi84
      @yaimi84 4 года назад +3

      Please stop fighting

    • @brianliu38
      @brianliu38 4 года назад +5

      @@prsly.h6739 it was a joke, sorry if it offended anyone... ;-;

  • @yamez3225
    @yamez3225 4 года назад +75

    “Mercury is sooooo 1995”
    I laughed so hard.😂😂😂😂

    • @zombie7318
      @zombie7318 4 года назад +1

      Mercury poisoning not just mercury

    • @Kyujuu
      @Kyujuu 4 года назад

      Bill cipher yeah ok smartass

  • @sweetheartrockabilly
    @sweetheartrockabilly 3 года назад +9

    I like how every time he says yellow he looks straight to the camera like he still mad after we say Wike Mazowski is green

  • @kellymarkgraf6100
    @kellymarkgraf6100 4 года назад +554

    “You have a big forehead”
    -Jojo’s ASMR

  • @eyyeyy6939
    @eyyeyy6939 4 года назад +93

    "We are using this very TECHNICAL brush"
    Wait a minute...

  • @brylinton3643
    @brylinton3643 4 года назад +245

    Him: Do you want water?? Yeah sorry... we can’t afford water.
    Me: then wtf is the paint water made of...
    >~

    • @cutiesoupia4900
      @cutiesoupia4900 4 года назад +8

      It's made of spit.

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 года назад +2

      Sorry if I'm not getting a joke as I'm bad at picking up on stuff like this, but paint water is made of water. It is merely called paint water because artists get the brush's colour off by dipping the paint into the water.

    • @ingabeanga6423
      @ingabeanga6423 4 года назад +5

      @@Sleepy-yp4wx He meant that Jo said they couldn't afford water, but there was water for the paint, so this person was asking what the paint water was made out of they couldn't afford water

    • @blueninja9513
      @blueninja9513 4 года назад +2

      Is vodka. Vodka is BEST

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 4 года назад +4

      @@ingabeanga6423 Yeah, I realised about 1 day after the reply and hoped that nobody else would notice my reply, but here we are.

  • @ghostface5420
    @ghostface5420 Год назад +2

    Whenever the game part comes up I always get tingly.

  • @thedecentgamer7818
    @thedecentgamer7818 4 года назад +62

    We gonna ignore the fact that he drank the paint water, and then later said they contained mercury? >_>

  • @randompleb6877
    @randompleb6877 4 года назад +589

    ★☆☆☆☆
    “He didn’t paint the spider man on my child good enough!”
    -An angry Karen

  • @orbincarter1727
    @orbincarter1727 4 года назад +62

    Me: Almost asleep
    Jojo: that's what she said
    Me: dying in laughter
    Also me: cant get back to sleep

  • @mohara6452
    @mohara6452 9 месяцев назад +3

    Even after 4 years, this type of ASMR is my favorite. Nothing like getting back to home

  • @kiochan_yt6070
    @kiochan_yt6070 4 года назад +195

    Him: “ *shakes my hand* “
    Me: “ *rubs my hand on my shirt (I’m a germaphobic)*
    Him: *dose the same*
    Me: “ *smiles* I can tell we’re going to be those two types of people who hate each other but act like they don’t but they clearly do.”

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +5

      isn’t that the plot to jojo’s bizarre adventure

    • @abishire-jq3wn
      @abishire-jq3wn 4 года назад +14

      Germaphobic sounds like the phobia of Germans, always remember many Germans can be passed by shaking hands

    • @tylerl0cke782
      @tylerl0cke782 4 года назад +1

      Learn to spell you clown

    • @yxgnwade8181
      @yxgnwade8181 4 года назад

      Now is time to be germaphobic

    • @mattk8460
      @mattk8460 4 года назад +1

      its germaphobe

  • @almapaczko3711
    @almapaczko3711 4 года назад +136

    “I’m just gonna start tipping my wet paintbrush- THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID-“
    Edit: people, Jojo said that, not me 6:44

    • @entity42
      @entity42 4 года назад +6

      @Alex Morrison Mom pick me up I'm scares

    • @captainmagma6204
      @captainmagma6204 4 года назад +5

      T h e o f f i c e

    • @leonardoduarte7855
      @leonardoduarte7855 4 года назад +2

      @@entity42 i am reads

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 4 года назад +3

      @Alex Morrison jojo said that you idiot

    • @cyrerodriguez7352
      @cyrerodriguez7352 4 года назад +1

      @Derpy Marshmallow I get that he didn’t know but you didn’t need to call him an idiot...
      Skeppy: idot
      You don’t need to get it and it is spelled wrong I did that on purpose

  • @LIMEHEADx
    @LIMEHEADx 4 года назад +72

    ”Im just wetting up my brush, you feel me.”
    ”So im just gonna start dipping my brush, thats what she said.”

  • @No-xi9jh
    @No-xi9jh 3 года назад +12

    ⭐️
    “He drank the paint water, when didn’t clean his hands, I’m scared.”
    -a very afraid customer

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 4 года назад +131

    "I was just cleaning out the paint water I used from my last client."
    Cleaning the water, good good, why does this place have one star?
    *chugs the water*
    😰😰😰😰

    • @brylinton3643
      @brylinton3643 4 года назад

      Lilly Page I cackled at this part idk why it’s so funny to me halp

  • @cieraslays7442
    @cieraslays7442 4 года назад +317

    *me getting my face painted at his shop*
    Me:
    Jojo:
    Jojo: "I would just like to say your nose is really hard to work with. Yeah its really bulchy and gross, but i mean GeNiTiCs RiGhT"

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 года назад +3

      Ciera Messom you Squidward’s sibling, correct?

    • @cieraslays7442
      @cieraslays7442 4 года назад +4

      @@Angiesunshine13 Yess. Can you help me reunite with squidward!

    • @mr.chickennugget2944
      @mr.chickennugget2944 4 года назад +6

      Plot twist: He was painting a mirror

    • @cieraslays7442
      @cieraslays7442 4 года назад +3

      @@mr.chickennugget2944 😂😂

  • @diecxst1517
    @diecxst1517 4 года назад +661

    Nobody:
    Jojo: “we only have one costumer...YeS wErE vErY bUsY”

    • @nicholaswhite4021
      @nicholaswhite4021 4 года назад +4

      he saud that when I read this.

    • @nj-07
      @nj-07 4 года назад

      @Nicholas White i am sorrie but.... *said

    • @killer-gg9ee
      @killer-gg9ee 4 года назад +3

      @bloomy skylar im riryl sorry its sorry not sorrie

    • @tsgzt2108
      @tsgzt2108 4 года назад +1

      @@killer-gg9ee its really not rhirly

    • @killer-gg9ee
      @killer-gg9ee 4 года назад

      Tob thats the joke

  • @gemmahamlet7410
    @gemmahamlet7410 3 года назад +7

    Imagine being some who just wants a face paint
    Jojo: drinks paint water
    Customer: isn’t that bad

  • @chickengatorade2499
    @chickengatorade2499 4 года назад +421

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    JoJo: yes, Wike Mazowski is yellow and has two eyes

    • @jacoblehr3064
      @jacoblehr3064 4 года назад +3

      Stfu with the no one comments

    • @peeramiid7767
      @peeramiid7767 4 года назад +10

      Mickey Succ U Nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 4 года назад +7

      @@peeramiid7767 You stfu with the Mickey succ u nutt stfu with the stfu with the no one comments

    • @peeramiid7767
      @peeramiid7767 4 года назад +6

      Xertaii i wanna keep it going but my brain is confusion

    • @domino5715
      @domino5715 4 года назад +1

      @@peeramiid7767 my brain view your comment as "THE BIG CONFUSION"

  • @lig6087
    @lig6087 4 года назад +154

    Him: Mike is yellow
    Mike's of the world: racism

    • @beatsabercentral5198
      @beatsabercentral5198 4 года назад +8

      LIG wike

    • @cutiesoupia4900
      @cutiesoupia4900 4 года назад +3

      "No, its wike mazowski. You probably havent seen the movie then if your making that typo" Jojo's asmr 2019

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 года назад +3

      Excuse me....don’t you mean Wike? I’ve never heard of a “Mike”

    • @flamewolf2936
      @flamewolf2936 4 года назад +1

      Wike Miscowsi? 🤣🤣

  • @SightFilms
    @SightFilms 4 года назад +221

    jojo: "this brush is highly technical"
    is this... what i think it is?

  • @zephyrusorcleo7383
    @zephyrusorcleo7383 3 года назад +6

    "I'm going to take care of you, I'm very experienced in my job, I have been face painting for many years"
    *sir, you just drank paint water*

  • @loobanvlog2889
    @loobanvlog2889 4 года назад +30

    Jojo: what do you want to be for Halloween
    Me: Post Malone
    Jojo: *waik mazowski*

  • @wiseusername2379
    @wiseusername2379 4 года назад +51

    Jojo: "ok my turn G"
    *Also jojo: GREG PAUL*

  • @namelessvt
    @namelessvt 4 года назад +84

    Jojo: U will start to feel a slight tingle
    Me: R u sure thats paint.....
    cause paint ain't suppose to do that

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 года назад +1

      Life Is fun it’s actually stomach acid

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 года назад +2

      It’s the M E R C U R Y

    • @UnknownPerson-rr8yx
      @UnknownPerson-rr8yx 4 года назад +1

      Some paints aren’t made to come into contact with flesh

    • @TheNiaomi
      @TheNiaomi 4 года назад

      Not to burst your bubble but your right side of your face has melted due to the acid

    • @Nutlicker683
      @Nutlicker683 4 года назад

      niaomi Flewers not to burs your face but

  • @Idkifimmaseeyouagainn
    @Idkifimmaseeyouagainn 3 года назад +8

    LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY AND RELAXING AT THE SAME TIME😭

  • @charliekozak1649
    @charliekozak1649 4 года назад +46

    Me an artist: *sees paintbrush*
    Me: Get that crap out of my face

  • @noaisa991
    @noaisa991 4 года назад +112

    “Just let the mercury do it’s thing”
    YALL I LOST ITTTTTT

  • @codekaix1601
    @codekaix1601 4 года назад +381

    Jojo: What are you Don’t after this
    Me: Sleeping-
    Jojo: *Am I invited*
    Me: what-

  • @emmajeanjones6552
    @emmajeanjones6552 3 года назад +5

    "Diping my wet paint brush in this ᵀʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ"

  • @stasgop802
    @stasgop802 4 года назад +363

    i need a dark joke to say to my new classmates

    • @rugbyfreak5782
      @rugbyfreak5782 4 года назад +6

      Hah

    • @yaboiseth3546
      @yaboiseth3546 4 года назад +158

      Q: “What’s the hardest part of walking through a forest of dead babies?”
      A: “my dick”
      not my joke btw

    • @justagreekdude
      @justagreekdude 4 года назад +179

      A kid asks his mum: "Mum, what is dark humor?"
      She responds: "See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap"
      Kid replies: "But mom, I'm blind..."
      Mum: "Exactly"
      *You ask I shall deliver*

    • @warvn9954
      @warvn9954 4 года назад +128

      Why did the black kid go to the church?
      So he had someone to call father

    • @babatunde8587
      @babatunde8587 4 года назад +48

      Say do u know who joe is

  • @JesusChrist-dd8ux
    @JesusChrist-dd8ux 4 года назад +139

    *Paint me like one of your french girls.*

    • @wisconsinstate
      @wisconsinstate 4 года назад

      So still play fortnite
      Lol can we get a rip

    • @satan9247
      @satan9247 4 года назад

      🙏

    • @thefatsidecharacter2874
      @thefatsidecharacter2874 4 года назад +4

      Jesus Christ So we meet again, Christ of Jesus, how are the kids?

    • @weebnonce8327
      @weebnonce8327 4 года назад

      I getting deja vu

    • @stasgop802
      @stasgop802 4 года назад +1

      jesus i need a autograph to prove to my friend you are real
      -sign here_______

  • @angiebozito
    @angiebozito 4 года назад +33

    Jojo makes me laugh more than relaxed lol that part where he says *”MWOKWIZOWSKI”*

  • @whatyoujugg
    @whatyoujugg 3 года назад +5

    the only thing i heard in this video was "𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙢𝙚?"

  • @georgeduvall1666
    @georgeduvall1666 4 года назад +170

    Everyone: comes here to feel relaxed
    Me: comes here to see what he says to Debra
    Edit:thanks for all the likes

  • @billbob1513
    @billbob1513 4 года назад +47

    JoJo: There's just a small chance you know 85%
    Me: hold on for a second?

  • @loesilva2377
    @loesilva2377 4 года назад +40

    “Yes we do face painting is that even a question” 😂🤣😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Sillygoosie0
      @Sillygoosie0 4 года назад

      Step chicken, what are you doing in jojos comment section

  • @adia8178
    @adia8178 3 года назад +9

    Debra really being the slave in all of his videos
    “Debra”
    “Debra” go get this

  • @Redflaredragon
    @Redflaredragon 4 года назад +86

    This should just be called “making fun of you asmr”

  • @xenon9609
    @xenon9609 4 года назад +51

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Jojo: let me drink the dirty water from the last customer

  • @anonymousintroverts3498
    @anonymousintroverts3498 4 года назад +39

    Jojo: would you rather have a sharpened pencil shoved up your-
    *demonetization has entered the chat*

  • @nathanreed7242
    @nathanreed7242 3 года назад +5

    i personally like how he wipes his hand after shaking ours everytime