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  • Опубликовано: 10 апр 2020
  • Worst reviewed is back! Tonight's ASMR video took a while so if you enjoy, please smash the thumbs up button! Tonight, the worst dentist takes care of you by "cleaning" your teeth.... hahahaha
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    Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
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    This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @rayannhunt4738
    @rayannhunt4738 4 года назад +9899

    This is the one dentist that doesn’t recommend the toothpaste

    • @alextheturkey5695
      @alextheturkey5695 4 года назад +44

      Yea

    • @hakonolsen8814
      @hakonolsen8814 4 года назад +120

      Either toothpaste or the Oral B electric toothbrush

    • @mentowinter4398
      @mentowinter4398 4 года назад +91

      Fudge, I just made a comment like this and started scrolling while proud of myself like oh I'm so smart and original and then I scroll to this comment and I'm instantly disappointed in myself

    • @kamicoasts
      @kamicoasts 4 года назад +55

      "9/10 dentists prefer Colgate"
      Jojo: actually, I prefer fertilizers for perfect white teeth

    • @imnotaclown9603
      @imnotaclown9603 4 года назад +18

      @@mentowinter4398 don't be.

  • @nickprice8907
    @nickprice8907 4 года назад +835

    Jojo: "All of your teeth are going to have to come out."
    I believe I'd be running at that point.

    • @itsaspen8791
      @itsaspen8791 4 года назад

      Nick Price lol 😂

    • @Catbee222
      @Catbee222 4 года назад

      Ha ha me to id be out that video (also why did he want mg youtube password i have 60 subs)

    • @keegan8141
      @keegan8141 4 года назад

      Nick Price that is also such a good JJBA pt 2 reference but ik that wasn’t the point

    • @bluesky7768
      @bluesky7768 4 года назад +1

      @Todoroki Shoto you can use your fire quirk that your father gave to ya,ya fookin brat

    • @DABI_IS_THE_BEST
      @DABI_IS_THE_BEST 4 года назад

      I'd kick him

  • @megaladon5203
    @megaladon5203 2 года назад +172

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Brushing my teeth was a hassle anyway”
    - an overly-satisfied customer

  • @Lyssa___
    @Lyssa___ 3 года назад +71

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "All of them fell out afterwards"
    - a still satisfied customer

  • @lana-.-3367
    @lana-.-3367 4 года назад +3152

    “ when you think about it the oceans just a bunch of water “

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 года назад +59

      I've never that about in that way?🤔😂😂😂

    • @streak0919
      @streak0919 4 года назад +23

      🤯

    • @christophermurphy9661
      @christophermurphy9661 4 года назад +46

      When you think of it.... youtube is just a app that you watch vids on. DuHHHH

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 года назад +12

      @@christophermurphy9661 🤯wow

    • @Lmzsayshi
      @Lmzsayshi 4 года назад +9

      @@kingkatyusha2424 no way😱🤯

  • @shadowtrap9210
    @shadowtrap9210 4 года назад +416

    Everyone: asks for worst reviewed asmr
    Jojo: say no more

  • @liam9702
    @liam9702 3 года назад +39

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He didnt want the pickles on the burger he was eating during the operatipn so he scraped them off into my mouth, fun snack!"
    -Satisfied Sustomer

    • @senko---san
      @senko---san Год назад +3

      Sustomer 📮📮📮📮📮📮

  • @FNKKKOL
    @FNKKKOL 2 года назад +280

    Timestamps
    0:00 intro
    1:00 searching for you
    2:00 diagnosis
    2:33 asking questions (and rambling a little)
    4:22 asking actual questions
    7:56 showing tools
    10:56 dental work is ready to begin
    13:05 mouthwash
    15:12 flossing
    17:02 dental work with tools
    20:45 jojo dentistry and foot massage special package (coffee)
    23:49 brushing (vegemite)
    26:26 outro
    I know I’m a couple years late but so what

    • @qinglianqi9099
      @qinglianqi9099 2 года назад +4

      Thx

    • @TheRoseCurse
      @TheRoseCurse 2 года назад +5

      Thanks

    • @sleepy6582
      @sleepy6582 2 года назад +6

      The worst rated asmr are the best

    • @thebeanlord7512
      @thebeanlord7512 Год назад +8

      Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is somebody’s foot fungus, but it turns out that just might be what you get

    • @FNKKKOL
      @FNKKKOL Год назад +2

      @@thebeanlord7512 what!?😂

  • @cario5265
    @cario5265 4 года назад +506

    The media: "Coffee is bad for your teeth"
    Jojo: you are fake news

  • @scottjoplin.1429
    @scottjoplin.1429 4 года назад +918

    “I’m trying to watch my weight”
    *proceeds to get Big Smoke’s entire order”

    • @grassyass7807
      @grassyass7807 4 года назад +19

      I’ll have 2 number nines

    • @mrfinale3663
      @mrfinale3663 4 года назад +6

      No he gets what john cena eats

    • @Norst0n
      @Norst0n 4 года назад

      LMAOAKWKZKWKZMLOL

    • @hankhill7813
      @hankhill7813 4 года назад +2

      I don't think big smoke's order is that big because he just repeats the other characters order to the intercom.

    • @TRW4.0
      @TRW4.0 4 года назад

      fking betrayer

  • @proudpanda1362
    @proudpanda1362 3 года назад +61

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Fell asleep while he is talking to me, so idk if anything is wrong with my teeth"
    - Very Happy Customer

  • @yeezoyoutube
    @yeezoyoutube 3 года назад +35

    "I'm trying to watch my weight"
    *orders a full nikocado avocado mukbang*

  • @caseterrell6296
    @caseterrell6296 4 года назад +10574

    He’s the 1 out of ten doctors who doesn’t agree

  • @GozieSounds
    @GozieSounds 4 года назад +2087

    Day 4 of asking for worst reviewed Lawyer/Tour guide

    • @gavingemstone2849
      @gavingemstone2849 4 года назад +110

      "I'm sure we're going to win this case, because I'm ASIAN."

    • @saltysugar1336
      @saltysugar1336 4 года назад +7

      Gavin Gemstone he’s Australian not Asian

    • @gavingemstone2849
      @gavingemstone2849 4 года назад +35

      @@saltysugar1336 In the vid he said he did dentistry in the womb because he is Asian.

    • @saltysugar1336
      @saltysugar1336 4 года назад +10

      Gavin Gemstone ohh my bad lol

    • @darkpit8178
      @darkpit8178 4 года назад +9

      So is he like your lawyer and a tour guide t the same time?

  • @Emmacp788
    @Emmacp788 2 года назад +27

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “ He’s so clean and very sanitary! He itches his nose the shook my hand! So clean! I love how he un-fixed my teeth. What a nice change of scenery in my mouth!”
    - Jœ mämå

  • @spoon4996
    @spoon4996 3 года назад +21

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He missed my mouth and started working on my ear, I've been experiencing a lot of phantom ear, great job! loved it!"
    -that one guy from the Jerasic park movie

  • @mallowmarshall2032
    @mallowmarshall2032 4 года назад +1694

    “Date of birth”
    “No way, my great grandfather was born on that day too and that year”
    Hold up-

  • @sreeja7337
    @sreeja7337 4 года назад +1514

    “Your name has a lot of Ms in them”
    I said Ivy

  • @pratyupd7502
    @pratyupd7502 2 года назад +4

    "if you think about it, the oceans just a bunch of water"
    I can't his expression was soo good+

  • @ixyjay7159
    @ixyjay7159 2 года назад +27

    Imagine if jo was doing our teeth while Debra was giving us a foot massage.

  • @asag5655
    @asag5655 4 года назад +826

    "I've been doing dentistry in the womb... Cause I'm Asian" I lost my shit😂 1:35

    • @depressedboydaniel4597
      @depressedboydaniel4597 4 года назад +16

      same LOL that was phenominal

    • @tacomas9602
      @tacomas9602 4 года назад +5

      I don’t get the joke

    • @maxgarza3009
      @maxgarza3009 4 года назад +4

      SAME🤣🤣🤣

    • @i-landsleepaid2452
      @i-landsleepaid2452 4 года назад +15

      Vincent Sluga there’s a stereotype that all asian people are really smart and always end up being doctors and stuff so he was playing off of that

    • @roadkill_gto1693
      @roadkill_gto1693 4 года назад +9

      @@i-landsleepaid2452 it isnt a stereotype our parents kinda force us into doctors, engineering and lawyers....

  • @yarn5777
    @yarn5777 4 года назад +301

    Plot twist Jojo is actually studying dentistry in his uni.

  • @withthescienceteam
    @withthescienceteam 2 года назад +3

    him saying yup and ok is like the most satisfying thing ive listened to for some reason

  • @koridell1540
    @koridell1540 2 года назад +9

    "I was scared the whole time"
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    -random person

  • @milklatte3786
    @milklatte3786 4 года назад +630

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb- because I’m Asian” I felt that

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 4 года назад +1

      milk latté what anime is your account picture of

    • @user-un9hz4wn4h
      @user-un9hz4wn4h 4 года назад +1

      Michael Garrity it isn’t from an anime, moon star

    • @madisonrochester5601
      @madisonrochester5601 4 года назад

      I haven’t got to that bit yet....NOOOOO😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

    • @fnxxl.5476
      @fnxxl.5476 4 года назад

      I dont get it maybe it's because i'm not american ?? idk

    • @ectasylover
      @ectasylover 4 года назад

      makes sense

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 года назад +468

    “My great grandpa was born in that year too!”
    Your great grandpa.... Was born in 2006? Making him 14 years old....

  • @Thatonedudeyouknow
    @Thatonedudeyouknow Год назад +2

    1:02 say my name is mark
    Him: vigorous typing

  • @Atruelozer
    @Atruelozer 2 года назад +5

    I love how he purposely made the glove dirty. The dedication

  • @isbellewang7479
    @isbellewang7479 4 года назад +339

    Dr Jo: I’m doctor *proceeds to say the whole of the lion king backwards in traditional Chinese*.

    • @masteryoda5424
      @masteryoda5424 4 года назад +1

      Ibbie 9ooo lel

    • @wolf_lover1105
      @wolf_lover1105 4 года назад +2

      Eww ugly

    • @candylynn4421
      @candylynn4421 4 года назад +1

      @@wolf_lover1105 ermm ok ;-;

    • @jdkendrick2309
      @jdkendrick2309 4 года назад +4

      HOLY FUCK HE BE SKILLED...

    • @simpityy
      @simpityy 3 года назад +2

      @@wolf_lover1105 get that's really mean!
      :( please don't say that since that can really hurt someone's feelings 😿

  • @kaitoukai7085
    @kaitoukai7085 4 года назад +346

    Jojo: your name has alot of m's...
    mr.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM: *why thank you*

  • @h4lita
    @h4lita Год назад +4

    almost three years later and i still remember the day you released this video 🤣 love it!

  • @sof4466
    @sof4466 3 года назад +11

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    I lost full function of my face and I’m feeling better than I have in years!
    - Satisfied Costumer

  • @liamllaramoore99
    @liamllaramoore99 3 года назад +605

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can still taste the grease from his fingers."
    -Fredrick Jefferson

    • @lexi5348
      @lexi5348 2 года назад +4

      LOLL

    • @legquint5616
      @legquint5616 2 года назад +4

      Did you make that name from Fredrick Douglass and Thomas Jefferson?

    • @tannadaslamma
      @tannadaslamma 2 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @iheartdaftpunk
      @iheartdaftpunk 2 года назад +3

      @@legquint5616 what the heck is that

    • @legquint5616
      @legquint5616 2 года назад +5

      @@iheartdaftpunk what

  • @crypticcfelixx
    @crypticcfelixx 4 года назад +865

    “Your name has a lot of m’s in it”
    My names Ian

    • @AphelionGG
      @AphelionGG 4 года назад +11

      Damn I would have loved to see what Swap Papyrus wrote :/

    • @aden9341
      @aden9341 4 года назад +6

      Sexting Ttory’s where is Anthony anyway?

    • @alec7w72
      @alec7w72 4 года назад +1

      Texting Story’s no

    • @alec7w72
      @alec7w72 4 года назад +1

      Texting Story’s ?

    • @alexzw668
      @alexzw668 4 года назад +1

      Texting Story’s ian si azteca

  • @leiareyes1558
    @leiareyes1558 2 года назад +2

    When he says it sanitation smanitation shmeh smeh that was really hilarious it was everything

  • @StizzyStarStackin
    @StizzyStarStackin 3 года назад +5

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “I can’t tell if my inner jaw exits anymore”
    -Reviewer1234

  • @notme214
    @notme214 4 года назад +223

    YES FINALLY WORST REVIEWED IS BACK

  • @JesusChrist-lv7uo
    @JesusChrist-lv7uo 4 года назад +675

    him: we’re gonna remove all your teeth
    me: *opens eyes*

  • @iii5804
    @iii5804 2 года назад +2

    I was so tempted to go to sleep the first 20 seconds in but i watched the whole thing and had the best night sleep ever
    11 hours

  • @tinyteddybear814
    @tinyteddybear814 2 года назад +1

    these videos really help me relax and stuff thanks for another great vid

  • @KingDragonzz
    @KingDragonzz 3 года назад +580

    “CURRENT address?”
    “Okay, are you still living ther-ok”

    • @guizhenzou3722
      @guizhenzou3722 3 года назад +6

      XD

    • @rachaelwade9737
      @rachaelwade9737 3 года назад +4

      100th like btw :)

    • @daffy935
      @daffy935 3 года назад +1

      Me: Help me hel-
      You: crys*
      Thank you for caring about me, I am in heaven now ;)

  • @AnimationXen
    @AnimationXen 3 года назад +361

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can try a taco smoothie now"
    -Oddly satisfied customer

    • @toasted_pizza5131
      @toasted_pizza5131 3 года назад +1

      @Lio_ SAMA as a Mexican I'm gonna commit hate crimes

  • @Prod_by_7
    @Prod_by_7 2 года назад +4

    I like how both him and Ryan’s ASMR both use “debra” as their secretary

  • @ToastGB
    @ToastGB 2 года назад

    The start of the video is a mood

  • @xavew
    @xavew 3 года назад +571

    Him: breaks my jaw
    Also him: jUsT tRy To rELaX

    • @Liam-gs4nl
      @Liam-gs4nl 3 года назад

      I disliked this comment for 1 reason..... LIVERPOOL. COYS (Tottenham)

    • @l_bmbr
      @l_bmbr 3 года назад

      OHH DOM CALVERT LEWIN

    • @TheCarTeen
      @TheCarTeen 3 года назад +2

      After he says just try to relax you:*trying to say you broke my jaw*

    • @ena1785
      @ena1785 3 года назад

      LMAOOO IM DYINGHRJSJSJS

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 года назад +398

    “current address?”
    *ARE YOU STILL LIVING THERE*

    • @apocolypticzprogamer3980
      @apocolypticzprogamer3980 4 года назад +3

      that killed me

    • @JoeNutsHoe
      @JoeNutsHoe 4 года назад +4

      Do you know that you could move and not change your address

    • @harrison0905
      @harrison0905 4 года назад

      No I'm not living there anymore

    • @catmal1863
      @catmal1863 4 года назад

      yes animal crossing

    • @gvx2831
      @gvx2831 4 года назад

      Globnob Jenkins just go with the joke

  • @eea141
    @eea141 Год назад +3

    legend has it that deborah never came back with the mcdonalds

  • @gasdd71
    @gasdd71 2 года назад

    This is pure entertainment.

  • @derpderps6880
    @derpderps6880 4 года назад +2538

    Bruh has anybody realized
    “Joe’s dentistry and foot massage”
    “Jone’s barbecue and foot massage”

  • @tinytriangle5081
    @tinytriangle5081 4 года назад +515

    Jojo: *breaks patients jaw*
    Jojo: "just try to relax"

  • @maxx3253
    @maxx3253 Год назад

    This guy is so real. Love it.

  • @Frogbootslyric
    @Frogbootslyric 8 дней назад +1

    The only way I get good sleep is watching this

  • @squid_squaffy1149
    @squid_squaffy1149 4 года назад +588

    Jojo: * breaks jaw*
    Me:* screams in pain*
    Jojo: “just relax”

  • @charlie7982
    @charlie7982 4 года назад +619

    Jojo is that 1 dentist that disagrees with the other 9/10 dentists

    • @tiagopereira966
      @tiagopereira966 4 года назад +6

      Omg genius

    • @kamicoasts
      @kamicoasts 4 года назад +23

      "9/10 dentists prefer Colgate"
      Jojo: actually, I prefer fertilizers for perfect white teeth

    • @charlie7982
      @charlie7982 4 года назад +4

      Kami ReVolt don’t forget white paint

    • @charlie7982
      @charlie7982 4 года назад +2

      GameClips 321 yeah because I read every single comment on gibis amsr videos. 🙄

    • @millermiller3439
      @millermiller3439 4 года назад +2

      @@charlie7982 how dare you scan through all of gibi's comments and then heartlessly steal someone's joke for likes?!?! How shameless can you get?

  • @boykisserwastaken
    @boykisserwastaken 2 года назад

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    I love how he shows me how to make toothpaste and mouthwash + the questions really get them to know you

  • @KnockoffYT
    @KnockoffYT 2 года назад

    I love how funny he makes it

  • @angryseagull3898
    @angryseagull3898 4 года назад +2246

    Jojo, “whats your name?”
    Me, “abcdefghijklnopqrstuvwxyz”
    Jojo, “there are a lot of m’s in your name”
    Me, “oh ok then”

    • @jariel1017
      @jariel1017 4 года назад +95

      My name: MMMMMMMMMMM
      Jojo: WOW your name has a lot of y’s

    • @greylemmen7380
      @greylemmen7380 4 года назад +34

      my name: grey
      jojo: there’s a lot of ms

    • @acw102574
      @acw102574 4 года назад +2

      Aaaa

    • @wesleyentrekin1595
      @wesleyentrekin1595 4 года назад +4

      There is a M in me 😂

    • @TealLlama
      @TealLlama 4 года назад

      i wonder if this is a copied comment 🤔

  • @brysontube8160
    @brysontube8160 4 года назад +370

    Jojo: Whats your current address
    Also jojo: are you still living there
    😂😂

    • @Ndooo622
      @Ndooo622 4 года назад +1

      Bryson tube 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @valkner4091
      @valkner4091 4 года назад +1

      Coincidence? I think not

  • @DittoPerson
    @DittoPerson Год назад

    This is legit the funniest ASMR video ever 🤣

  • @frankdunbar115
    @frankdunbar115 2 года назад

    I love your videos on my desk

  • @pioscresent6158
    @pioscresent6158 4 года назад +485

    Me: “It tastes like mint ice cream”
    Jojo flashing a sweet smile: “That means it’s working 😊”

  • @oldaccounti
    @oldaccounti 4 года назад +650

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Jojo: If you think about it the ocean is just a bunch of water

  • @kierasuthern1410
    @kierasuthern1410 2 года назад

    Tysm you really help me get to sleep and I’m going out with my BFF tomorrow and this really helps😊

  • @Remi-yc1xr
    @Remi-yc1xr Месяц назад

    this is soooo tingly

  • @PrinceAli_27
    @PrinceAli_27 4 года назад +2804

    Plot twist:
    Jojo isn’t actually a dentist, he just killed the original one and took his clothes

    • @hredacted3518
      @hredacted3518 4 года назад +87

      Not many know this but by consuming a dentist you gain their powers

    • @risak4969
      @risak4969 4 года назад +9

      😳😳😳

    • @nice-wr6qm
      @nice-wr6qm 4 года назад +15

      @@hredacted3518 DESTRUCTION 100

    • @TJ-yi5xp
      @TJ-yi5xp 4 года назад +10

      @@hredacted3518 Prototype Vibes

    • @thomasmcnicholas1753
      @thomasmcnicholas1753 4 года назад +6

      Damn

  • @0x783
    @0x783 4 года назад +527

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Dr DingaLingaLingLingChingCheepingDennisonShoibaw:
    Oh yes I'd love some mcdonalds

    • @0x783
      @0x783 4 года назад

      @Jasmine Padilla eh?

    • @0x783
      @0x783 4 года назад

      @Jasmine Padilla oh yeah

    • @c_x596
      @c_x596 4 года назад

      JAJAJAJAJA

    • @sxulleyy
      @sxulleyy 4 года назад +2

      How many times did you have to rewind the video to get that name right

    • @0x783
      @0x783 3 года назад

      @@sxulleyy loads

  • @Sadieappreciatestrangerth
    @Sadieappreciatestrangerth 2 года назад +1

    Looks up for a quick second then down is funnnyyyyy

  • @derpyboi2828
    @derpyboi2828 Год назад +1

    i probably shouldn't use this to fall asleep on account of me having a dentist apt tomorrow

  • @noura6643
    @noura6643 4 года назад +701

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb because I’m Asian” LMFAOSKJA WHAT

  • @eddie_3xists
    @eddie_3xists 3 года назад +717

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I can’t chew anymore.”
    -Amanda Howard

    • @EvanNeri
      @EvanNeri 3 года назад +2

      AMANDA😂😂😂😂

    • @t0xc._.trdget289
      @t0xc._.trdget289 3 года назад +7

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
      Yey

    • @latunen5241
      @latunen5241 3 года назад +2

      @@EvanNeri what

    • @sleeperjazz_04
      @sleeperjazz_04 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Uwuu351
      @Uwuu351 3 года назад +2

      😅🤣😂🙂🙃

  • @Anasie.
    @Anasie. Год назад +4

    Me: mentions flossing
    Jojo: What the fortnite dance?
    also Jojo 5 minutes later: pulls out dental floss

  • @banana-mf4kl
    @banana-mf4kl 2 года назад

    Greatest dentist I've seen.

  • @sqiggles5926
    @sqiggles5926 4 года назад +284

    Open your mouth
    Me: **opens mouth**
    Also me: WHY AM I OPENING MY MOUTH!?

  • @BillyBob-is8ko
    @BillyBob-is8ko 4 года назад +774

    Jojo: “My name is *Dr. Dindilinglingchangcheenmingdennisinchoingpow* ...... but u can call me Jo...”

  • @battlecatsisfire12
    @battlecatsisfire12 2 года назад +1

    "He almost killed me,but calming."🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @user-ce2ut6bm1b
    @user-ce2ut6bm1b 2 года назад

    ⭐️⭐️
    He sat on my stomach the whole time

  • @popeswags2039
    @popeswags2039 4 года назад +343

    Patient: are you a dentist?
    Jojo: well yes, but actually no.

  • @user-ks8bp4bj8k
    @user-ks8bp4bj8k 4 года назад +1673

    JoJo: I was doing dentistry in the womb
    Me: How-
    JoJo: Because I’m Asian
    Me: makes sense

  • @luhscarr7223
    @luhscarr7223 2 года назад

    When he said that what she said had me rolling 🤣

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 3 года назад +699

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He made me put 5 stars, please help"
    -Toby Brown

  • @tirzahtimes
    @tirzahtimes 4 года назад +189

    Jojo:
    Dislocated my jaw
    Also Jojo:
    “Just try to relax”

  • @no_name_idea7386
    @no_name_idea7386 2 года назад +1

    Tingles without headphones

  • @natalierichter7238
    @natalierichter7238 2 года назад +1

    Omg these are hilarious! Too bad I've only been into asmr for about 2 months now but if I've known about these vids when they came out I've would of them no questions asked!

  • @poetess-troubadour
    @poetess-troubadour 4 года назад +2300

    Every time I see a new «the worst reviewed [job title]» roleplay on this channel, I have that sketch scene going on in my head...
    911: Nine-one-one, what's your emergency?
    Debra: _I've been having this weird guy stalking me for a long time now, he really seems off sorts... I've gone to some extremes to get away from him, I even had to give up multiple workplaces, but he just follows me everywhere I go! His name is..._
    911, in Jojo's voice: Oh hi Debra, sorry to interrupt, but could you hold on on the line for a sec? There's an incoming call from my aunt's friend's son's coworker, I must answer that. Yep, it's really urgent. And then we could go back to helping you with that situation of yours. OK? Goodie, I'll be back before you know it!
    Debra: *_screams inwardly in Debran_*

    • @idvsofi
      @idvsofi 4 года назад +85

      *d e b r a n*

    • @margotpetit1988
      @margotpetit1988 4 года назад +61

      🅱️ e b r a

    • @idvsofi
      @idvsofi 4 года назад +79

      I'm sorry guys I no longer know English, I now speak Debran

    • @jasonbartola6046
      @jasonbartola6046 4 года назад +16

      haha haha, i didn’t read it but i’ll pretend it’s funny

    • @cario5265
      @cario5265 4 года назад +3

      Oh my God I'm so done😂

  • @ae75544
    @ae75544 3 года назад +189

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I can see sounds and hear colors now."
    - Joseph Stalin

  • @goosetav_
    @goosetav_ 2 года назад

    All the first jokes were like yeah I know your pitiful. But the "yeah I have glove, just the one" made me crack a smile

  • @babyshea89
    @babyshea89 2 года назад

    “I’m basically gonna rip out your teeth” I STARTED DYING OF LAUGHTER

  • @purplenemo77
    @purplenemo77 4 года назад +772

    JoJo: I was even doing dentistry in the womb
    Me: how’s that even possible
    JoJo: because I’m Asian
    Me: oh ok👌

  • @yoyomaster69
    @yoyomaster69 4 года назад +767

    Jojo: my name is *dr.dinglinglingjingjeepinddentistunjoypow*

  • @acetaldamage308
    @acetaldamage308 2 года назад

    Now that’s what I call top-tier dentistry 😂👍

  • @v0id525
    @v0id525 7 дней назад

    I wasn't expecting this channel to be so funny, definitely subbing.

  • @brayden._.samuel
    @brayden._.samuel 4 года назад +246

    “Current address?” “Are you still living there?”

  • @avaisapeach3444
    @avaisapeach3444 4 года назад +781

    Dentist: I’ll get an Apple-
    Me: he’s actually trying to watch his weight! Finally
    Dentist: pie
    Me: : ( :

  • @Bean_Ruler
    @Bean_Ruler Год назад

    This is just comedy gold

  • @daviddreher2481
    @daviddreher2481 2 года назад +1

    Thankyou so muck so much jojo funny video I got mad tingles. Thanks a ton

  • @gibbers313
    @gibbers313 3 года назад +1800

    “I was even doing dentistry in the womb, because I’m Asian” 🤣

    • @argenizherrera447
      @argenizherrera447 3 года назад +6

      Racist

    • @ihavenoname1712
      @ihavenoname1712 2 года назад +69

      @@argenizherrera447 it's actually a compliment

    • @qvdz_
      @qvdz_ 2 года назад +67

      @@argenizherrera447 how? even jojo said it

    • @LinInABin
      @LinInABin 2 года назад +64

      @@argenizherrera447 I mean Jojo was the one who said it. Plus it’s not even offensive.

    • @clot1752
      @clot1752 2 года назад +45

      @@argenizherrera447 bro its a joke 🤦‍♂️

  • @leeharveyoswarld3482
    @leeharveyoswarld3482 3 года назад +716

    “ I cant close my mouth now he never told me i could close it”
    A customer with no jaw
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @Eric_sim_no.1_hater
    @Eric_sim_no.1_hater 2 года назад

    I love this guy he doesn’t complain that I don’t have a top jaw and why my wisdom teeth are sticking out

  • @briancrawford1081
    @briancrawford1081 2 года назад

    I have a disorder with sleeping and he helped me so much thank you

  • @bubzzz1239
    @bubzzz1239 3 года назад +548

    “I’m trying to lose weight so can I have the whole menu with 3 large cokes and 2 McFlurrys”

    • @firegameboi3782
      @firegameboi3782 3 года назад +9

      That is keeping ur weight tight on a diet

    • @firegameboi3782
      @firegameboi3782 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @bubzzz1239
      @bubzzz1239 3 года назад +6

      @@firegameboi3782 yeah it’s almost starving

    • @stayso4py951
      @stayso4py951 3 года назад +6

      If the ice cream machine won’t work I’ll fucking make it work

    • @Dormanity
      @Dormanity 3 года назад +1

      Yes and that is $78.63 and would u like a gift card and receipt or no