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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @fat_wario1731
    @fat_wario1731 5 лет назад +4068

    Me: *comes back to jojos office*
    Jojo: "So you have chosen death"

    • @ostk4yden456
      @ostk4yden456 5 лет назад +176

      So you have chosen deaf

    • @samirhaider3559
      @samirhaider3559 5 лет назад +8

      Noriaki Kakyoin nice

    • @finlivx
      @finlivx 5 лет назад +10

      @@ostk4yden456 ay bro i thought u died already?

    • @ostk4yden456
      @ostk4yden456 5 лет назад +8

      josuke higashikata no I was in morioh the whole time with Jotaro you just didn’t see me

    • @finlivx
      @finlivx 5 лет назад +8

      @@ostk4yden456 ah alright then, i guess I'll see ya later!

  • @haleyw5677
    @haleyw5677 5 лет назад +4936

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “My ear. Problems are gone but so are my ears”
    - a somewhat satisfied customer

    • @missgirl2089
      @missgirl2089 5 лет назад +17

      XD

    • @graykay8803
      @graykay8803 5 лет назад +154

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      I no longer have ear problems. My ears fell off during the process, but they gave them back to me in a bag so 5 stars

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 5 лет назад +111

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      "I can't see why this place is rated ⭐ but he did blind me the last time i visited"
      -frequent visitor(for some reason)

    • @muzanswife997
      @muzanswife997 5 лет назад +73

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      I feel asleep, sorry...

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 5 лет назад +28

      @@muzanswife997 thats called your life slipping away

  • @gamingerin4939
    @gamingerin4939 5 лет назад +3609

    *you’re totally blind yeah that sounds about right*
    - Jojo ASMR 2019

  • @sellingpackz4944
    @sellingpackz4944 3 года назад +1170

    Jojo:”No way! I live there too!”
    *Ruffling noises from closet*

  • @DhopaDoi
    @DhopaDoi 4 года назад +9099

    He should do a "worst reviewed asmrtist ever" which he just screams at us

    • @Salmine05
      @Salmine05 4 года назад +374

      Nah he would just be himself

    • @MuchiesCat
      @MuchiesCat 4 года назад +191

      @@Salmine05haters gotta hate:/

    • @Salmine05
      @Salmine05 4 года назад +457

      @@MuchiesCat actually i like jojo very much. I said it as joke

    • @DhopaDoi
      @DhopaDoi 4 года назад +75

      @@Salmine05 Oof

    • @anastthedogehd5811
      @anastthedogehd5811 4 года назад +191

      Jojo: *So you have chosen death*

  • @ryry9166
    @ryry9166 5 лет назад +1235

    Jojo: “Would you rather be deaf or blind?”
    Me: “Uh, I don’t know, neither?”
    Jojo: “Don’t worry you’ll be deaf and blind by the end of this.”
    Me: “W-Wut?”

    • @coolio4548
      @coolio4548 5 лет назад +11

      Ryde then you don't have to choose. Blindness and being deaf, total win for me, but getting a tingle before I go deaf, *You Spoil me Jojo*

    • @syaf2725
      @syaf2725 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @poisoningpanda8021
      @poisoningpanda8021 4 года назад +1

      Hellen Keller vibes

    • @plazmaboi5387
      @plazmaboi5387 4 года назад +1

      I read this 2 secs l8r he said that lol

  • @oblivilion8342
    @oblivilion8342 4 года назад +2126

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He invited me to a pool party!”
    -Happy customer

    • @martcoesel5065
      @martcoesel5065 4 года назад +6

      @ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    • @kleptocat1333
      @kleptocat1333 4 года назад +6

      @ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    • @Gr1mly
      @Gr1mly 4 года назад +2

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I got the app

    • @elijahgaming8853
      @elijahgaming8853 4 года назад +1

      @ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

    • @elijahgaming8853
      @elijahgaming8853 4 года назад +3

      ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

  • @duckintheuprising5979
    @duckintheuprising5979 3 года назад +666

    Jojo: "Your lobes look... lobular"
    me: Fucking well hope so mate!

  • @daemee
    @daemee 5 лет назад +4967

    JoJo: “Your address?”
    Me: I’m homeless
    JoJo: “I live there too!”

    • @tinceyvan7055
      @tinceyvan7055 5 лет назад +41

      damian stolen from the highest liked comment on this vid

    • @OhHeyCreeper
      @OhHeyCreeper 5 лет назад +22

      MR. WEEKEND No he didn’t.

    • @UnchiuBaros
      @UnchiuBaros 5 лет назад +12

      @@OhHeyCreeper yes he did

    • @evolution_7438
      @evolution_7438 5 лет назад +10

      USSR Gaming. No he didn’t.

    • @jseegs34
      @jseegs34 5 лет назад +4

      Me too

  • @walkingcontradiction3962
    @walkingcontradiction3962 4 года назад +738

    14:48 creepy stare into my soul while rubbing my ears. .. That's okay.

    • @pellithee
      @pellithee 4 года назад +23

      That is some intense creepy staring my dude. Haha

    • @crocplays4158
      @crocplays4158 4 года назад +14

      That’s the most scary stare

    • @the_h0wl1ng
      @the_h0wl1ng 4 года назад +14

      Shhh you’re supposed to be blind

    • @annasadrieva3158
      @annasadrieva3158 4 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mxddieee5838
      @mxddieee5838 4 года назад +3

      Friendly_ Potato LMFAO

  • @julez5900
    @julez5900 4 года назад +445

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    This was a wonderful visit to the ear clinic, however I was concerned when my ear doctor deepthroated a 32 inch sub in 5 minutes

    • @randomtitanium
      @randomtitanium 4 года назад +8

      I would also be concerned ⭐⭐⭐ as well lol

    • @lex1734
      @lex1734 4 года назад

      🤣

    • @advancedsp5397
      @advancedsp5397 4 года назад +3

      This now has 69 likes

    • @nessa.m
      @nessa.m 4 года назад +1

      It was surprising, I was intrigued. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ From me.

    • @xxbobateaxx3429
      @xxbobateaxx3429 4 года назад +1

      ⭐🌟⭐

  • @redbunnyxkingx7617
    @redbunnyxkingx7617 3 года назад +80

    Jojo wiping your handshake on his shirt is iconic :).

  • @jaxonsmith-xf6ce
    @jaxonsmith-xf6ce 4 года назад +1844

    jojo: uhm, name?
    me: uh, ja-
    jojo: *rips hole in paper with aggressive line being drawn* nice name.
    me: oh, nice.
    jojo: where do you live?
    me: my mothers closet, ya know, i’m struggling lil bi-
    jojo: no way! i live there too
    me: wait… *what*

    • @Pedro.phd.
      @Pedro.phd. 4 года назад +59

      You are goddamn right

    • @wo1fxy_xoxo526
      @wo1fxy_xoxo526 4 года назад +40

      This is comedy

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess 4 года назад +13

      This is similar to top comment but ehh still funny so i dont care

    • @xnadeenm
      @xnadeenm 4 года назад +6

      Is it Jack

    • @martcoesel5065
      @martcoesel5065 4 года назад +8

      @ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I like ur comment UwU ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

  • @colonclosedparantheses293
    @colonclosedparantheses293 5 лет назад +2148

    "You feeling comfortable?"
    Me: *"I am in immense pain."*
    "Wonderful."

  • @jmjmwan
    @jmjmwan 4 года назад +1932

    Jojo: "Your Address?"
    Me: "In my house"
    Jojo: "No way I live there too!"
    Me: "Wait... WHA-?!"

    • @RandomComicEnjoyer
      @RandomComicEnjoyer 4 года назад +25

      This needs alot more likes

    • @icantkickflip3610
      @icantkickflip3610 4 года назад +19

      Omg ur so funny hhahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha lol

    • @claymore7315
      @claymore7315 4 года назад +4

      300th like tho...

    • @Dj2shvt
      @Dj2shvt 4 года назад +5

      Giovorono theme starts playing

    • @bluemonday2921
      @bluemonday2921 4 года назад +2

      @@Dj2shvt but im in bloody stream

  • @Bee-jb9tv
    @Bee-jb9tv 3 года назад +22

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Jojo kept his promise and made me deaf
    - *deaf customer*

  • @gacha_himi679
    @gacha_himi679 5 лет назад +2557

    "Oh you're totally blind?"
    Me: **Closes eyes for the rest of the video to make it more realistic**

  • @indigoemir
    @indigoemir 5 лет назад +1416

    Me:“I can’t hear that good“
    Jojo:*starts whispering*
    Me:“Am I a joke to you?“

    • @choppaaaa8020
      @choppaaaa8020 5 лет назад +5

      2 Nanatsu No Taizai prof pics In a row

    • @shiki9986
      @shiki9986 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Joe.0511
      @Joe.0511 5 лет назад

      TeeMitHonig. Hehehe so funny hehe ಠ_ಠ 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕕

    • @atflossing18
      @atflossing18 5 лет назад +2

      KᗩYO_ᗷOYO why?

    • @viktorreznov6534
      @viktorreznov6534 4 года назад +1

      @@Joe.0511 your daughter's daughter's grandmother's cousin is dead...

  • @LollyByDay
    @LollyByDay 5 лет назад +913

    Jojo: * hit's himself in the face with the tube *
    Jojo: * knocks over his set *
    Jojo: _"sorry, we're having technical difficulties"_

    • @goodheavens1
      @goodheavens1 4 года назад +3

      Hits*

    • @razor.6234
      @razor.6234 4 года назад +1

      Ms Multifandom this is the only comment that i laughed at

    • @him1517
      @him1517 4 года назад +10

      @Paul Adams r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @freddyroblox8424
      @freddyroblox8424 4 года назад +6

      @Paul Adams r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @theterrariapeople9152
      @theterrariapeople9152 4 года назад

      Ya it happened all the time don’t worry 🤕🤑

  • @lukas4930
    @lukas4930 3 года назад +4

    Random Fact: All of your life decisions led to you reading this comment

  • @LegoShay
    @LegoShay 3 года назад +2858

    Jojo is that one cool cousin you only see at New Years

    • @coastersunited4290
      @coastersunited4290 3 года назад +72

      More like Thanksgiving

    • @BeeBoo346
      @BeeBoo346 3 года назад +15

      @@coastersunited4290 yerp

    • @svaenx
      @svaenx 3 года назад +20

      Oddly specific

    • @LegoShay
      @LegoShay 3 года назад +18

      @@coastersunited4290 I don’t do thanksgiving

    • @LegoShay
      @LegoShay 3 года назад +7

      @@svaenx wdym?

  • @ActuallyLemons
    @ActuallyLemons 5 лет назад +432

    Me: *skips until 10 minutes to see how bad it'll be
    JoJo: blblblblblblb

  • @cleopatra6177
    @cleopatra6177 5 лет назад +747

    i would have died if he said “you’re totally blind? sounds like a personal problem”

  • @brandondobbins18
    @brandondobbins18 3 года назад +6

    9:16 sounded like the sound in the 3ds home

  • @ilovemonkeys765
    @ilovemonkeys765 5 лет назад +529

    Jojo: "You'll most likely be deaf by the end of this too"
    Me: "uh- k?"
    My Brain: "Should I call the police?"

  • @raccoon4695
    @raccoon4695 5 лет назад +3914

    Like if jojo should start a 5 star series
    👇

  • @newspanner9497
    @newspanner9497 5 лет назад +269

    Me: gets cancer, liver failure and malaria
    JoJo: aye it was probably that eye exam mate

  • @fifi_2019
    @fifi_2019 2 года назад +11

    Watching this as I was doing my essay, then got too relaxed and started falling asleep. That little technical issue made me giggle so much I woke back up. 😂 Task failed successfully? Lmao.

  • @riananessler4717
    @riananessler4717 4 года назад +753

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I'll never have to do anything with music again!"
    - a music hating customer

  • @sethwhybin6234
    @sethwhybin6234 5 лет назад +423

    Jojo: *shake my hand*
    Also jojo: *instantly regrets it and wipes his hand on his shirt*

  • @gladysvalle7808
    @gladysvalle7808 4 года назад +464

    Jojo: we got some lube
    Me: l don't wanna know why you have that

  • @billiebe670
    @billiebe670 8 месяцев назад +5

    I can imagine a version of this video where the audio just gets more muffled the longer it goes on

  • @katkittmeow
    @katkittmeow 4 года назад +490

    No time stamps so i gonna do it
    0:00 - 6:12
    Intro and Check in
    6:12 - 8:56
    Observing ears (outside)
    8:56 - 10:53
    Ear tube (not a party tube)
    10:53 - 11:55
    Plastic megaphone
    11:55 - 13:37
    Ear tweezers
    13:37 - 16:24
    Ear lube 😳😏
    16:24 - 18:51
    Q-tips
    18:51 - 20:28
    Outro
    You’re welcome 😴

  • @pengutheone5579
    @pengutheone5579 5 лет назад +1157

    This guy is a tattoo artist, glasses expert, flight attendant, and ear examiner? I trust him.

    • @sabanaquadri1447
      @sabanaquadri1447 5 лет назад +69

      Johnny sins❌
      Jojo✔️

    • @Dedicated_Loomer
      @Dedicated_Loomer 5 лет назад +19

      what about debra she's the real hero here here ability to get the wrong subway and always bring in the wrong client surprises me every time

    • @pengutheone5579
      @pengutheone5579 5 лет назад +1

      Thanks for the heart you absolute unit

    • @tobystefaan1112
      @tobystefaan1112 5 лет назад +3

      Florida man?

    • @euganiehargrove2735
      @euganiehargrove2735 5 лет назад +6

      Be Barbie all over again

  • @FernandoGomez-io9vd
    @FernandoGomez-io9vd 5 лет назад +248

    Jojo: bring in the next person
    Debra: the last person sent a complaint
    Jojo: oh debra

    • @iinclusive
      @iinclusive 5 лет назад +4

      *Sitcom Laugh Plays*

  • @cristian_10100
    @cristian_10100 3 года назад +10

    Me laying down the I look up to see THIS 17:43

  • @thefatsidecharacter2874
    @thefatsidecharacter2874 5 лет назад +426

    Alright jojo asmr, time to do a dont sleep challen-
    Jojo: oh, Debra..
    Me: God dangit *passes out* 😴😴

    • @61pts
      @61pts 5 лет назад +9

      Not funny but ight

    • @b.natejoseph7707
      @b.natejoseph7707 5 лет назад +6

      @@61pts clearly it was funny enough to get a heart

  • @whyamihere5908
    @whyamihere5908 4 года назад +395

    Plot twist: he’s your little brother and he’s playing with you and shoving things in your ears

    • @nyotaaa
      @nyotaaa 4 года назад +16

      No wonder he says he lives where I live too 😂

    • @laineyyy7854
      @laineyyy7854 4 года назад +3

      I don’t have a little brother lmao I only have older brothers

    • @sillyraccoon3111
      @sillyraccoon3111 4 года назад +6

      @@laineyyy7854 so this little brother must be you 🤣
      Edit: or you don't know that you will have a little brother...

    • @robloxninja4861
      @robloxninja4861 4 года назад +2

      NOOOOOO

    • @user-ks8bp4bj8k
      @user-ks8bp4bj8k 4 года назад +1

      Me being the youngest: *Teehee T pose on them haters*

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 4 года назад +1962

    nobody wants to mention how jojo asked for “vegan chicken” and “pulled pork” in the same sandwich? like bro are you vegan or not

    • @theoneandonlysmith7685
      @theoneandonlysmith7685 4 года назад +35

      Spooky Luigi and vegan cheese as well

    • @meek3169
      @meek3169 4 года назад +40

      no i noticed, thats the reason i scrolled to see if anyone else heard.

    • @nirvana2077
      @nirvana2077 4 года назад +10

      Spooky Luigi YES

    • @chrisdoll4514
      @chrisdoll4514 4 года назад +13

      Spooky Luigi I have a feeling this is a biased review about chick fil-a

    • @deboydestroyer5600
      @deboydestroyer5600 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

  • @shivertooth9133
    @shivertooth9133 3 года назад +2

    So basically, you're dying with more then just *liver failure* and Jojo is getting a _32 inch sub from Subway._

  • @jaghatarnywindows
    @jaghatarnywindows 4 года назад +673

    "oh, you are totally blind. that seems about right!"
    *i dont see* why it wouldnt be

    • @johnnasandoval8334
      @johnnasandoval8334 3 года назад +23

      Hey you want *another* dad joke besides that? No? Too late! Can February March? No! But April May

    • @09bonkers
      @09bonkers 3 года назад +8

      You want to EAR a good joke,
      DEBOREE that was as loud as an EAR DRUMB oh ya and one more thing do you ever have that EARY feeling? by!

    • @Norealli
      @Norealli 3 года назад +7

      ba dum tsss

    • @itzjace69
      @itzjace69 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @tlt_instrumentals1502
      @tlt_instrumentals1502 3 года назад +3

      please. no. dont do this.

  • @danielemiliovalenciareyes1049
    @danielemiliovalenciareyes1049 5 лет назад +496

    Suggestions: worst reviewed Uber driver and worst reviewed dentist

  • @purpleballooon
    @purpleballooon 5 лет назад +475

    Day 3 of asking for an “ASMR worst reviewed waiter”

    • @brandiugh
      @brandiugh 5 лет назад +17

      Day 1 of asking for a worst reviewed reviewer

    • @birdb0i327
      @birdb0i327 5 лет назад +2

      @@brandiugh this is the sign that jesus is alive

    • @charliejupiterfilms8917
      @charliejupiterfilms8917 5 лет назад +1

      Day 1 of asking for the worst review review reviewer

    • @brandiugh
      @brandiugh 5 лет назад +2

      @@birdb0i327 amen😂

    • @kaileyanne4839
      @kaileyanne4839 5 лет назад +1

      I read that as worse reviewed water

  • @TACJHON_
    @TACJHON_ 3 года назад +5

    Me while watching: why are looking at me creepily while lubing my ear
    JoJo: “keeps going”
    Me: ;-;

  • @twygz4833
    @twygz4833 5 лет назад +482

    Jojo: Your ears are blocked?
    Me: Yes
    Jojo: Yeah you have maleria and other diseases
    Me: we dont have maleria in england
    Jojo:
    EDIT:thats alot of likes 👌

    • @helzzy2
      @helzzy2 5 лет назад +6

      Thats not how you’re seposed to play the game.

    • @twygz4833
      @twygz4833 5 лет назад +4

      @@helzzy2 seposed

    • @abyann
      @abyann 5 лет назад +4

      @@twygz4833 maleria

    • @twygz4833
      @twygz4833 5 лет назад +1

      @@abyann Frick!

    • @ateezislifeyt_
      @ateezislifeyt_ 5 лет назад +1

      Supposed* xD

  • @shadowgaming2422
    @shadowgaming2422 4 года назад +991

    The reason i like jojo asmr is because its relaxing and funny

    • @Nekt7
      @Nekt7 4 года назад +6

      Thats the point everyone likes somebody Only cause he is funny a and somethink good

    • @taitriss6169
      @taitriss6169 4 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @taitriss6169
      @taitriss6169 4 года назад +2

      @@Nekt7 first of all chill buster, and second of all you need to learn how to spell...

    • @Nekt7
      @Nekt7 4 года назад +1

      @@taitriss6169 👀👀 i already learned

    • @larissa_ow
      @larissa_ow 4 года назад +5

      Nekt7 *learnt

  • @evaporation7293
    @evaporation7293 5 лет назад +347

    Jojo : name?
    Me : * says my name *
    Jojo : * draws a line *

  • @ash-se4gx
    @ash-se4gx 2 года назад +9

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    The dentist was attractive+ the ear exam went amazing. I recommend going here. Will totally go here again.

  • @nutguzzler6479
    @nutguzzler6479 4 года назад +231

    Jojo: name?
    Me: **says something**
    Jojo: **draws a line** great name
    Edit:damn this comment blew up first to go above 100

  • @limepoltergeist
    @limepoltergeist 4 года назад +692

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "All good. I'm blind and deaf like he said but at least he wasn't lying. At least he's honest."
    - 🍞✌️😔

  • @babysirenhead675
    @babysirenhead675 4 года назад +893

    jojo:“Allergies...?”
    me: cats and just a tiiny bit allergic to dogs
    jojo:”pet spider monkeys? ok”
    me: what

    • @doggoincorporated3686
      @doggoincorporated3686 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @fox_breach6243
      @fox_breach6243 3 года назад +10

      I don't know, I get quite stuffy near grey elephants.

    • @tabbiethecat
      @tabbiethecat 3 года назад +12

      i was actually surprised he guessed my allergy in one, i am allergic to pet spider monkeys, but not wild ones /j

    • @jameshorton4345
      @jameshorton4345 3 года назад +3

      Same but my dog allergy is worse

    • @nicole-md9uv
      @nicole-md9uv 3 года назад

      LOL

  • @KlngAsh
    @KlngAsh 2 года назад +12

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    he made the ear exam into an ASMR and I enjoyed it

  • @Dakotugh120
    @Dakotugh120 5 лет назад +469

    11:35 Jojo: “did that work?”
    Me: “yeah it did”
    Jojo: “dang it”
    Me: *concerned*

  • @Clown-lg1em
    @Clown-lg1em 4 года назад +756

    Me : my ear hurts.
    Jojo : yes so you have stage 24 cancer.
    Yeah also this comment can be called "let's explain to Fallen Nation what is a J O K E and sip some dehydrated water..."

    • @nerkonix2146
      @nerkonix2146 4 года назад +9

      Hey we do not make jokes about cancer dude!!!

    • @swampyexe9418
      @swampyexe9418 4 года назад +54

      Falling nation. This is the internet. You’re gonna find all types of jokes.

    • @Clown-lg1em
      @Clown-lg1em 4 года назад +25

      @@swampyexe9418 true

    • @asdfgyjhvj7881
      @asdfgyjhvj7881 4 года назад +20

      falling nation Shut you cancerous fuck

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 4 года назад +9

      @@asdfgyjhvj7881 yo shut up

  • @itskennn
    @itskennn 4 года назад +638

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even the spider monkey:
    Jojo: *draws straight line* " NiCe NaME!

    • @sxppressions
      @sxppressions 4 года назад +3

      ltteraly stoled my comment bro u have a fockin brain BrUh

    • @maximsamy
      @maximsamy 4 года назад +4

      @@sxppressions It's not like people scroll so far down just to copy a comment duh he just didn't see and it's totally different.

    • @botforandroid9029
      @botforandroid9029 4 года назад

      PS there are 69 emoji

    • @itskennn
      @itskennn 4 года назад +1

      ツHypxrGxmingツ I'm so sorry you have thought u have copied your comment, and got so enraged about it you decided to put this reply. I'm sorry for the inconvenience but I can assure you I would not copy a comment. Very sorry you've thought this. If you really find this to such an inconvenience then maybe I can edit my comment for your happiness and satisfaction. Thank you for reading have a good day.

    • @botforandroid9029
      @botforandroid9029 4 года назад +1

      @@itskennn hi

  • @logancooper9823
    @logancooper9823 3 года назад +8

    ”would you rather be deaf or blind. Well by the end of this you will be deaf and blind” I started laughing out loud bc of that 😂

    • @gaming___izzzz
      @gaming___izzzz 7 месяцев назад

      Depends what level of blindness

  • @thecrustyonion5935
    @thecrustyonion5935 4 года назад +559

    Nobody:
    Doctors in the 1500:

  • @soup5036
    @soup5036 4 года назад +709

    Probably the funniest asmr video I have EVER seen in MY ENTIRE LIFE

  • @Tssnake
    @Tssnake 4 года назад +781

    *debra dies*
    Jojo fans: it’s not complete without her.

    • @MaynorMayHam
      @MaynorMayHam 4 года назад +9

      who’s debra ;-;

    • @Tssnake
      @Tssnake 4 года назад +14

      Well, it’s a long story.

    • @drypo6589
      @drypo6589 4 года назад +17

      *is this a jojo reference?*

    • @Tssnake
      @Tssnake 4 года назад

      Well no

    • @drypo6589
      @drypo6589 4 года назад

      Hi Vang :(

  • @Lifeaintfair
    @Lifeaintfair 3 года назад +8

    6:11 that caught me so off guard 😂

  • @quill1229
    @quill1229 4 года назад +327

    “Why are you watching someone doing a ear exam?”
    “Its complicated....”

  • @KatieAnnHolmes
    @KatieAnnHolmes 4 года назад +506

    I love how he chops of my ears, sticks them on a machine, and puts them right in front of me so I can see exactly what he’s doing :)

  • @Simply_Xi
    @Simply_Xi 4 года назад +280

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "The succ tho."
    -a customer who may or may not of been a little bit too satisfied...

  • @slimeyslayer4180
    @slimeyslayer4180 3 года назад +4

    I am so glad he didn’t edit him knocking down the background

  • @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu
    @YouTubeChannel-ek8fu 5 лет назад +419

    “Address?”
    “Under your bed”
    “Hey I live down there to!”
    Me: is that what I’ve been hearing..

  • @thegodfather1499
    @thegodfather1499 5 лет назад +180

    Jojo:"What's your name?"
    Me:"says Name"
    Jojo:"DRAWS A SINGLE LINE"

    • @thecourier7964
      @thecourier7964 5 лет назад +2

      *Jojo: *DRAWS A SINGLE LINE*

    • @skeem_
      @skeem_ 5 лет назад +2

      Ah yes the best name ever

    • @euthas
      @euthas 5 лет назад

      *interesting name.*

    • @unmarkedwave7381
      @unmarkedwave7381 5 лет назад

      Don’t get it

    • @skeem_
      @skeem_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@unmarkedwave7381 of course you don't you pathetic simpleton. jk pls don't hurt me.

  • @averyrandall1896
    @averyrandall1896 4 года назад +281

    “And your address?”
    “Well I’m 14 I live in my room...”
    “No way! I live there too!”
    “Wait, WHAT?”

    • @dennraeh
      @dennraeh 3 года назад +3

      OMG LOL

    • @timothymartorell5428
      @timothymartorell5428 3 года назад +14

      Also him: check the closet

    • @zepperdepep
      @zepperdepep 3 года назад +10

      I checked the closet, only saw my creepy uncle...
      Classical joe...
      Mama
      edit: i'm a moron so I don't know how to spell closet :/

    • @shelby9172
      @shelby9172 3 года назад

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Dormanity
      @Dormanity 3 года назад

      Wait ur 13 using asmr that's nothing I'm ten 😂

  • @icgmommy87
    @icgmommy87 3 года назад +1

    0 stars
    “WHERE DID MY EARS GO?!”
    -a very scared customer.

  • @Kaden.1227
    @Kaden.1227 5 лет назад +361

    “Your address? ....No way I live there too!”
    *intensity intensifies*

  • @lixoriont
    @lixoriont 4 года назад +337

    every single ‘she’ll be right’ really proves how australian he is.

    • @ChavelyEcheverry
      @ChavelyEcheverry 4 года назад +7

      I do not understand:0 May I ask for an explanation?

    • @onaelleuscycillius352
      @onaelleuscycillius352 4 года назад +14

      @@ChavelyEcheverry "she'll be right" means " it will be ok", or "it will be alright"

    • @daisybailie3552
      @daisybailie3552 4 года назад +8

      Me from they UK noticing this too lmao

    • @hi-se6up
      @hi-se6up 4 года назад

      I'm Australian

    • @literaIIyshy
      @literaIIyshy 4 года назад

      @@onaelleuscycillius352 oh is that like "she'll be apples"?

  • @milogray98
    @milogray98 5 лет назад +192

    Nobody:
    ASMRtists: *shake hands with my face*

    • @norrisclanfour5380
      @norrisclanfour5380 4 года назад +4

      Nicolas Herschke wait, are you not supposed to have a hand on your face?

  • @evanbroughton6123
    @evanbroughton6123 3 года назад +4

    Jojo fixed my hearing and now I can no longer hear my children(thank you so much)

  • @recklessgaming4974
    @recklessgaming4974 5 лет назад +184

    9:11 he hits himself in the face. “Panic”

  • @wg_potatoraptor1559
    @wg_potatoraptor1559 4 года назад +716

    Jojo: “would you rather be blind or def”
    Me: “de-“
    Jojo: “*YOU ARE GONNA BE BOTH*”

  • @tiffanyagler243
    @tiffanyagler243 5 лет назад +250

    When he's rubbing your ears he has the most stalker smile ever

    • @missgirl2089
      @missgirl2089 5 лет назад +2

      Omg 😂 True

    • @masondotnet
      @masondotnet 5 лет назад +16

      At 14:45 with those 2 front teeth showing he deadass looks like pennywise.

    • @memori694
      @memori694 5 лет назад +3

      just got here to see this comment and am crying 🤣

    • @aw3som3sauc32
      @aw3som3sauc32 5 лет назад +1

      Truth or dare?

    • @xxVAMP_FANGZZxx
      @xxVAMP_FANGZZxx 5 лет назад +1

      @@aw3som3sauc32 Truth

  • @Rednax_Official
    @Rednax_Official 3 года назад +2

    6:11 pululu
    6:37 pul
    9:21 rip greenscreen
    10:17 jojo throws up
    14:30 wtf is jojo doing with his face
    15:55 DING
    this is the most scuffed asmr vid i ever watched and i love it

  • @doubleawakeel7214
    @doubleawakeel7214 4 года назад +152

    Jojo: what's ur address
    Me: Uranus
    Jojo: no way I live there too!

  • @Jess-ly8ir
    @Jess-ly8ir 3 года назад +654

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He told me my earlobes were nice 🥺🥺"
    - an customer who is self conscious abt their earlobes

    • @stingbeantiktoker9286
      @stingbeantiktoker9286 3 года назад +6

      Same bruh

    • @Your-Local-Simp
      @Your-Local-Simp 3 года назад +6

      Lol I’m self conscience of my knees lol

    • @timberheart5055
      @timberheart5055 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @Your-Local-Simp
      @Your-Local-Simp 3 года назад +4

      @@timberheart5055 thx for the reply

    • @handleonafridge6828
      @handleonafridge6828 3 года назад +10

      At least you’re not self conscious about you grammar
      I realize I messed up my grammar writing this, go further down for the reason why I’m keeping it

  • @viiperbiite
    @viiperbiite 5 лет назад +333

    Me: *Is actually losing eyesight irl and can’t clearly see two metres in front of me.*
    Jo-Jo: “You’re totally blind?”
    Me: Basically.

    • @alexmontgomery1176
      @alexmontgomery1176 5 лет назад +5

      Åce The Åłien I thought you using old dan TDM as a profile picture

    • @buffcat8928
      @buffcat8928 5 лет назад +2

      Same I can't see for shit I lived with it for 13 years not know I did not see well at all

    • @writestuff7989
      @writestuff7989 5 лет назад

      Oof 2

    • @2jumps351
      @2jumps351 5 лет назад

      Oof3

    • @nirangatang7759
      @nirangatang7759 5 лет назад +2

      Same I can’t see a face clearly about 2 meter in front of me

  • @starryniightcharley1350
    @starryniightcharley1350 3 года назад +3

    Nobody my cousin acting like shes doctor and me playing with her:

  • @aven2739
    @aven2739 4 года назад +195

    Jojo: Youre totally blind?
    Me: yeah you made it worse-
    Jojo: seems about right:)
    Me:
    Also me: oh great im going deaf too!
    To whoever is reading this, hope you have a great day/night:)

    • @Username-vn1wx
      @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +2

      How bout evening 👀

    • @muddypawstherian9994
      @muddypawstherian9994 4 года назад +2

      You fool, it’s afternoon!

    • @Username-vn1wx
      @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +1

      @@muddypawstherian9994 😭

    • @Username-vn1wx
      @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +1

      @@muddypawstherian9994 btw the fist person to do a flip was like
      🙂🙃🙂

    • @Username-vn1wx
      @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +1

      @@muddypawstherian9994 what country do you live in, cuz it's 1:10 am rn for me

  • @lmvs7608
    @lmvs7608 5 лет назад +129

    Ear
    Eye
    They both start with an E so it’s pretty much the same thing.

    • @astrowind2873
      @astrowind2873 5 лет назад +2

      Seems like something my doctor would say

    • @beatrizferraz593
      @beatrizferraz593 5 лет назад +2

      They have 3 letters too, more proof that he's the best doctor

  • @schade8414
    @schade8414 4 года назад +266

    Black screen: „falls down“
    Jojo:“Sorry we had technical difficulties“

    • @n0489
      @n0489 4 года назад +4

      werkzy 69 likes I can’t like this

    • @rageninja6036
      @rageninja6036 4 года назад +9

      It’s at 9:21

  • @stevesteve7681
    @stevesteve7681 5 лет назад +745

    Who else scrolls to thee bottom and just sees, “.”
    Like *bruh moment*

  • @ajonious
    @ajonious 4 года назад +177

    jojo: *"whats your address"*
    me: *says actual address*
    jojo: *”i live there to!”*
    me: *wait..*

    • @A_name69
      @A_name69 4 года назад +1

      no dont look im not there no ones there ...

    • @strayraven7791
      @strayraven7791 4 года назад +1

      _opens door to attic_

    • @kane3148
      @kane3148 4 года назад +4

      WAIT!!! so he is the man in my vents!! I always hear him whispering but I didn't know he was doing asmr?!?!

    • @kane3148
      @kane3148 4 года назад +1

      @ShootingStar89 and the vegan ChEeAsE

    • @Dunmaghlas
      @Dunmaghlas 4 года назад +1

      @@kane3148 wait what...?
      Is there A Story about it?

  • @yfmsklizzy2626
    @yfmsklizzy2626 4 года назад +304

    No one:
    Jojo hits himself with the tube

  • @pandaz3847
    @pandaz3847 3 года назад +2

    This video has 2 million views
    Me “I think 8 million of the views are from me”

  • @aaronbp4330
    @aaronbp4330 5 лет назад +416

    Jojo: are u comfortable
    Me: "dies in the chair"
    Jojo: wonderful

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 4 года назад

      why did you say "dies in the chair"?
      Sorry force of habit.

    • @Littlejtdmgamez
      @Littlejtdmgamez 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @mgofvdadfabbedd4733
    @mgofvdadfabbedd4733 5 лет назад +265

    Jojo: Noticing my presences
    Also Jojo : Yeah you have *List all the diseases in the world*

    • @RandomComicEnjoyer
      @RandomComicEnjoyer 5 лет назад +1

      @@noku75 I diagnose you with badaimuraitus

    • @Demonic_Pulsar
      @Demonic_Pulsar 5 лет назад +2

      @@noku75 diseases in za warudo

    • @nailoafk
      @nailoafk 5 лет назад

      Xertaii thats a good JOJO REFERENCE

  • @ns1755
    @ns1755 4 года назад +182

    Me: shakes hand with jojo
    Jojo proceeds to wipe his hand on his shirt

    • @w.dgaster7115
      @w.dgaster7115 4 года назад +4

      I noticed that too!

    • @isla.420
      @isla.420 4 года назад

      Your icon (shrek) matches with “jojo proceeds to wipe his hand on his shirt” cause its a very awkward thing lol

    • @arnoldevora3197
      @arnoldevora3197 4 года назад +2

      It’s corona time

    • @rock5151
      @rock5151 4 года назад +2

      TheSteelShot coronaviras🦠

    • @annabethchase297
      @annabethchase297 4 года назад +2

      Same happened to me a few minutes ago... *sad face*

  • @_raven_3302
    @_raven_3302 2 года назад +5

    The green tube really had it out for you 🤣🤣🤣 I love this, made me grin. Thank you 😂
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @aymanserajuddy796
    @aymanserajuddy796 5 лет назад +309

    32 inch Cheesy crust multigrain whole meal flaxy vegan cheese low carb flat bread
    - Jojo 2019
    Thanks for likes, lol :)

  • @queenandgoodomensfan6359
    @queenandgoodomensfan6359 4 года назад +125

    Mom : Why do you want go to a 1 star ear review
    Me : *" You wouldn't get it "*

  • @jefferythejelly8741
    @jefferythejelly8741 5 лет назад +474

    JoJo- “your totally blind?”
    Also JoJo- “WELL that seems about right”
    I’m dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @crypticglitch7144
    @crypticglitch7144 3 года назад +4

    12:08 jojo:I might bust your ear drum but you'll be ok

  • @stormflavored8829
    @stormflavored8829 4 года назад +200

    Me:*watches video and gets tired*
    Blackscreen:*falls off*
    My brain: "The laughter has restored my strength"

  • @charliebolan8049
    @charliebolan8049 4 года назад +525

    Am I only the only one laughing my head off when he hits his head with the probe extractor 4000 at around 9:10

  • @JustHab1t
    @JustHab1t 5 лет назад +140

    Jojo: "yOuRe ToTaLlY bLiNd?"
    Me: *Puts on prescription glasses* "Lets just say, not completely..."

    • @emilymcconnell5576
      @emilymcconnell5576 5 лет назад +6

      I don't understand the meaning of human
      👏🏻 finally 👏🏻 someone 👏🏻 used 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 correct 👏🏻 your/you’re 👏🏻

    • @killerqueen6191
      @killerqueen6191 5 лет назад +2

      Jojo: oh we will SEE about that

  • @jsnate.9
    @jsnate.9 3 года назад +3

    Everyone who disliked: “And I took that personally..”

  • @thepootinpie4388
    @thepootinpie4388 5 лет назад +259

    His face when he literally slapped himself with a plastic pipe XD