ASMR worst reviewed starbucks

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @brandon51464
    @brandon51464 5 лет назад +4846

    Me: mom can we go get Starbucks
    Mom: we have Starbucks at home
    Starbucks at home:

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +52

      @@user-px5ig9uk7f and overused while we're at it

    • @Xx-su5qm
      @Xx-su5qm 5 лет назад +15

      i made it 666 ;)

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 лет назад +12

      @@mlsanica7618 yea

    • @Kiwi23Gamer
      @Kiwi23Gamer 5 лет назад +11

      joseph mama

    • @falkeprophet
      @falkeprophet 5 лет назад +7

      Gaming With Brando *joseph mama

  • @altafrances
    @altafrances 5 лет назад +3510

    ‘Joseph mama’
    I CANT

    • @DJJKMusicMaster
      @DJJKMusicMaster 5 лет назад +68

      I have transcended into an infinity stone, because of that joke

    • @Bouncer_RF06
      @Bouncer_RF06 5 лет назад +32

      @@PieroOtiniano just go away it's awful

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 лет назад +20

      @@PieroOtiniano shut up no one cares about your pathetic channel

    • @mikeforget3783
      @mikeforget3783 5 лет назад +22

      It is properly, and more formally, Joseph Mother

    • @altafrances
      @altafrances 5 лет назад +3

      Mike Forget 😂😂😂

  • @Yjay-vl8pf
    @Yjay-vl8pf 5 лет назад +631

    Me: two shots of coffee
    Jojo: TwO CofFEe BeanS

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +8

      Piero Tallito X I SAID SHUT UP

    • @arrowpatel8210
      @arrowpatel8210 5 лет назад +4

      Betrayed lmao bro I’m so fucking tired of him. I just reported him for constant spamming and I’ve done it on everyone dumbass comment of his so imma get his cringey ass yt channel deleted

    • @astrowind2873
      @astrowind2873 5 лет назад +1

      Two shots of vodka

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +2

      arrow Patel thank you

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 5 лет назад +2

      Me: four shots of водка

  • @Spurkee
    @Spurkee 4 года назад +2220

    nobody:
    me coming back to this video every night:
    *”the usual.”*

    • @sannana7594
      @sannana7594 4 года назад +34

      This is the only asmr video I watch idk wye it helps me fall asleep quicker then nowmal

    • @stubbzy-y1f
      @stubbzy-y1f 4 года назад +14

      @@sannana7594 cuss Jo is a mad lad

    • @lupusor7
      @lupusor7 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @rea.jaramillo
      @rea.jaramillo 4 года назад +3

      Lmaooo me

    • @morithepunk
      @morithepunk 4 года назад

      To my persona fans out there YEA U don’t you mean “Ah you’re back”

  • @isabella5347
    @isabella5347 5 лет назад +621

    The way he shaked your hand and wiped it on his shirt SENT ME

    • @shelbycobra6793
      @shelbycobra6793 5 лет назад +25

      It funny how he does this every ' worst reviewed ' series😂😂😂

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +11

      He is probably a germaphobic.

    • @furryguest8570
      @furryguest8570 4 года назад +3

      @@theadvisor9782 it's a way of telling us that we are ( insert bad trait here)

    • @iitxca2258
      @iitxca2258 4 года назад

      Actually not to be a karen but its *shook sorry i have like ocd so i have to correct things😔

    • @furryguest8570
      @furryguest8570 4 года назад +1

      @@iitxca2258 but bro it's 2020 who does that anymore?

  • @ineedalife69
    @ineedalife69 5 лет назад +1616

    Imagine going to Starbucks and falling asleep on the counter as jojo goes through the menu

    • @Squidoodler
      @Squidoodler 5 лет назад +49

      Excuse you dont you mean
      *Store Bucks*

    • @jessxlexandra
      @jessxlexandra 5 лет назад +19

      MaxPlayz don't you mean Joesph Mama 😂😭

    • @duragdee2760
      @duragdee2760 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @VirtualGMer
      @VirtualGMer 5 лет назад +7

      Day 1,000,000 of asking Jo Jo for a fortnite Jonesy roleplay

    • @MattyH_1
      @MattyH_1 5 лет назад +1

      @Rolfbread Studios why u do me like this man ;-;

  • @dannymarks9591
    @dannymarks9591 5 лет назад +1144

    Nobody:
    JoJo when he sniffs the coffee beans: HoY YeAh

  • @zisabel6632
    @zisabel6632 4 года назад +442

    as an actual barista, this gave me severe anxiety but is also extremely relatable

    • @xomintz3256
      @xomintz3256 3 года назад +6

      Same 😭😭

    • @CarterDaDemon
      @CarterDaDemon 3 года назад +14

      im a volunteer barista and I can whole heartedly agree, peoples annoying orders are gonna break me to the point of being like JoJo 😂

    • @thelegendberus7796
      @thelegendberus7796 2 года назад +2

      good for you

    • @nezukokamado3084
      @nezukokamado3084 2 года назад +1

      @@thelegendberus7796 nobody asked.

    • @xpozdx9378
      @xpozdx9378 2 года назад +6

      @@nezukokamado3084 then why did you reply?

  • @bzz8940
    @bzz8940 5 лет назад +2405

    jojo: “half a shot of coffee”
    me: tWo sHoTs oF vOdKa

    • @eserine7280
      @eserine7280 5 лет назад +17

      😂 lol I can imagine her

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 5 лет назад +43

      *pours half the bottle*

    • @九头金蛇
      @九头金蛇 5 лет назад +23

      @@superhuffpuff its the equivulent of two shots to the brain basically

    • @walterwhite.1058
      @walterwhite.1058 5 лет назад +1

      Alcoholic

    • @Emilia-tg4lt
      @Emilia-tg4lt 5 лет назад +2

      liquid trash what you say is what you are

  • @omengodas6202
    @omengodas6202 5 лет назад +532

    Someone : Did you get Starbucks
    Me : yes
    Someone : what did it cost
    Me : 21minutes

  • @freckledfrog9815
    @freckledfrog9815 5 лет назад +2513

    "look i dont know the whole venti, grande- i dont know those sizes, can you just say small medium or large?"
    *5 STARS*

    • @d1tweaker
      @d1tweaker 4 года назад +70

      Tavia Jenner I would love not having weird size names

    • @SonicWave1
      @SonicWave1 4 года назад +16

      Yeet

    • @mcocdiobrando7254
      @mcocdiobrando7254 4 года назад +29

      Tavia Jenner omfg, I read this the EXACT moment it played on the video, like it lined up WORD-FOR-WORD

    • @unicornbarfingrainbows7599
      @unicornbarfingrainbows7599 4 года назад +39

      I hate it when places change the name for sizes. Like what’s so bad about small medium and large

    • @J0shibo
      @J0shibo 4 года назад +4

      Leaving at 420 likes

  • @DoubtfulBread68
    @DoubtfulBread68 4 года назад +297

    8:17 8yo me when my mom says she's buying pizza for dinner

    • @sannana7594
      @sannana7594 4 года назад +9

      You be looking like a drawing

    • @-xnvy-3411
      @-xnvy-3411 4 года назад +5

      Sannana YT you be looking like a banana

    • @mikehawk.
      @mikehawk. 4 года назад +4

      @@-xnvy-3411 you be looking like price

    • @-xnvy-3411
      @-xnvy-3411 4 года назад +4

      @Ben Dover you be looking like a Ben Dover

    • @uhyeahok4995
      @uhyeahok4995 4 года назад +2

      @@-xnvy-3411 you be lookin like Carl basken

  • @hyperwave7393
    @hyperwave7393 5 лет назад +2329

    Me: “ may I speak to your manager?”
    Manager: “hello! I’m Joe Manager!”

  • @hjemme8786
    @hjemme8786 5 лет назад +775

    “Debra are we doing coffee here?? sorry don’t know how to spell that”
    I CHOKED

  • @DrawingPort5706
    @DrawingPort5706 5 лет назад +515

    JoJo: Is there anything else I can get you?
    Me: A refund!

  • @lemmy4965
    @lemmy4965 4 года назад +211

    Anyone else notice the “ Colombian “ he opened was in fact the Italian roast?

  • @funtimewaffle
    @funtimewaffle 5 лет назад +499

    "That comes to... $145!"
    huh. he got something about starbucks right.

    • @MikoGaming-hf8
      @MikoGaming-hf8 5 лет назад +7

      Hahaha

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky 5 лет назад +2

      FoxHunter 999
      I mean you ain’t wrong

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +5

      For me, a person in the UK, it doesn't cost that much. A Tropicano and chocolate Muffin doesn't cost over £20.

    • @DapperDan-zx9fu
      @DapperDan-zx9fu 2 года назад +1

      @@theadvisor9782 its a joke. hes overexaggerating how much coffee costs at starbucks. -_-

    • @aaraiz2.073
      @aaraiz2.073 2 года назад +2

      @@theadvisor9782 damn that costs too much

  • @gambuzas8625
    @gambuzas8625 5 лет назад +2256

    Night Reminder:
    1-Don’t forget to charge your phone
    2-Don’t forget to put an alarm for tomorrow
    3-Don’t forget to brush your teeth
    4-Don’t forget to turn off auto-play
    You’re welcome

    • @carliebank970
      @carliebank970 5 лет назад +26

      Gambozino this is such a great and helpful idea. Thanks ❤️

    • @gambuzas8625
      @gambuzas8625 5 лет назад +12

      Carlie Bank youre welcome

    • @EzioTheProphet
      @EzioTheProphet 5 лет назад +29

      Its 3:18 pm though

    • @sheesh6969
      @sheesh6969 5 лет назад +7

      And smh to drink

    • @gambuzas8625
      @gambuzas8625 5 лет назад +2

      The Lord Jesus Christ not in portugal

  • @alexi0420
    @alexi0420 5 лет назад +222

    "I'm loving it, wait this isn't mcdolands" I'm actually crying in my sleep😂😂

    • @bread2878
      @bread2878 4 года назад +6

      Ok then, no need to be dramatic for 34 likes

    • @cloroxwipez8322
      @cloroxwipez8322 4 года назад +5

      Jelous

    • @snekkysnekk
      @snekkysnekk 4 года назад +1

      Clorox_Disinfecting_Spray ikr

    • @DentistDan
      @DentistDan 4 года назад +1

      Levi.

    • @alexi0420
      @alexi0420 4 года назад +1

      @@DentistDan .....yes....

  • @hackrman691
    @hackrman691 3 года назад +34

    Is it just me or does anyone love the part when he read the descriptions for the coffees

  • @exotikv1
    @exotikv1 5 лет назад +1472

    “I’m a well trained barista”
    Also him: doesn’t know what coffee is

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 5 лет назад +27

      ExotikShadow thanks for pointing out an extremely obvious joke there bud

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 5 лет назад +3

      Salam I knew it was a joke

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 5 лет назад +1

      He does know what a coffee is he said it at 0:13

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 5 лет назад

      astralips no idea lmao

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 4 года назад

      Brandon Ruben Espinoza Brandon Okay mr 1 subscriber

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 5 лет назад +196

    It’s only been 20 seconds and I’m already laughing and tingling

  • @lydig4307
    @lydig4307 5 лет назад +227

    Me: Can I get a almond cappuccino?
    Jojo: It’s no nut november dude, no almonds in your cappuccinos!

  • @sirmrmonkey3264
    @sirmrmonkey3264 4 года назад +85

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone’s daughter: 8:18

  • @chickengatorade2499
    @chickengatorade2499 5 лет назад +221

    When he shook my hand and wiped his shirt wit the same hand i felt like I haven’t showered in a year

    • @bobfdd
      @bobfdd 4 года назад +2

      FISHY BRUDDA (sry dont have logo, dont know how to change lol)

    • @idk_wither3825
      @idk_wither3825 4 года назад +2

      Hello BRUdada

    • @killerzero2470
      @killerzero2470 4 года назад

      Wtf

    • @souko2522
      @souko2522 4 года назад

      That logo shows sign of a OG

    • @Issa45555
      @Issa45555 4 года назад

      Bruh my boyfriend has the same profile pic w all his shit rn and I'm like IS DIS U XD (it's a joke btw)

  • @novemberotr2900
    @novemberotr2900 5 лет назад +517

    nobody:
    Jojo: worst reviewed STORbucks

  • @emmyledsinger4886
    @emmyledsinger4886 5 лет назад +602

    Title: worst reviewed Starbucks
    Me: more like best reviewed asmrtist

    • @t.t.rtopic6150
      @t.t.rtopic6150 5 лет назад

      Frostyapplesider Aj more like clout chase

    • @tylerix5900
      @tylerix5900 5 лет назад +3

      T.T.R Topic jealous?

    • @litfisto8128
      @litfisto8128 5 лет назад +6

      T.T.R Topic think you lost this -> 🧂

    • @emmyledsinger4886
      @emmyledsinger4886 5 лет назад +2

      T.T.R Topic What is clout? (I’m only twelve please tell me what it is)

    • @falkeprophet
      @falkeprophet 5 лет назад +1

      Frostyapplesider Aj at 12 you should know what clout is. Heck, at 7 you should know what clout it lmao

  • @kiyokasanachi7268
    @kiyokasanachi7268 4 года назад +37

    Storebucks: MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HI-
    Starbucks: CANCELLED
    Customers: CANCELLED
    Police waiting for their cappuccino: CANCELLED

  • @topimies5486
    @topimies5486 5 лет назад +393

    jojo: im a professional barista
    also jojo: this is my first time ever doing this

  • @しくじも
    @しくじも 5 лет назад +556

    "Im trained professional Barista.
    I swear."

  • @cinnamoroll_luvr
    @cinnamoroll_luvr 5 лет назад +598

    “My name is Joseph.”
    *“J-Joseph Mama.”*

  • @gr8ckle
    @gr8ckle 4 года назад +45

    Jojo: Let me just get a large cup.
    Also jojo: gets the smallest cup in the business-

  • @auberry612
    @auberry612 5 лет назад +188

    the subtle wipe he does after he shakes your hand lmao

    • @tryingtobemusical2498
      @tryingtobemusical2498 5 лет назад +7

      "Subtle" lmao

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 5 лет назад +2

      subtle...hehe yeah.

    • @Hi-xv4nv
      @Hi-xv4nv 5 лет назад

      I made the mistake of having water in my mouth while watching that bit 😅

  • @kealanmccrarren8161
    @kealanmccrarren8161 5 лет назад +158

    Jojo whispering: Just smell those coffee beans
    Jojo weird voice: ohoooo yeeeeh

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +5

      Nobody:
      Kealan McCrarren: this is my 97th comment cuz i want fkn likes

    • @kealanmccrarren8161
      @kealanmccrarren8161 5 лет назад +3

      Nobody:
      twilight sparkle: my names twilight sparkle, anything I say is irrelevant

    • @litfisto8128
      @litfisto8128 5 лет назад +2

      twilight sparkle just say fuck bro this isn’t a church it’s starbucks.

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +1

      @@kealanmccrarren8161 critical feel hit

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody:
      Also me : thinking you meant Jo_ Joestar

  • @maya.panda.moop.f_9657
    @maya.panda.moop.f_9657 5 лет назад +391

    “My name is Jojo.”
    *writes it down as Joejoewuiioiioppppppppppp*

    • @tthmps
      @tthmps 5 лет назад +5

      Rolfbread Studios now you my good sir know what real music is.

    • @binlad5984
      @binlad5984 5 лет назад +4

      @Rolfbread Studios You got me good sir.. I give u my bLesSiNg

    • @muscillia
      @muscillia 5 лет назад

      Rolfbread Studios ;-;;;;;;

    • @boeing.h-64
      @boeing.h-64 5 лет назад +2

      @Rolfbread Studios i aint falling for that i know that link in meh smol head

  • @deadchannel_1
    @deadchannel_1 4 года назад +98

    I just recently visited this Storebucks and this amazing employee named Joseph Mama really just made the whole experience extremely enjoyable. He made me feel welcome and the portion sizes in my cup were literally PERFECT. I tried my local Storebucks and it just wasn’t the same as this one. Every time I want to get some coffee I go to this one and I am NEVER disappointed. But recently Joseph hasn’t been appearing at this Storebucks. It wasn’t the same without Joseph Mama there to give me my perfect portion sizes. I later decide to just to go to my local Storebucks. I fall into a deep depression because my routine is completely messed up and I feel like I have nothing to do in life. I sadly fall down into a man hole and die by being eaten my a gigantic mutated rat.

  • @eyelesssonofabitch6191
    @eyelesssonofabitch6191 4 года назад +239

    3:22 "BING BANG BOBBITY BOOM free sHNacks and a sauSAge snizzle WHaT aRe yOU tALkiNg aBOUt mATE"

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 4 года назад +2

      @Alex Lusty he still has none, so sad

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Lusty ? That makes no sense

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Lusty now he does looks like you didn't sub till I called you out XD

    • @maureenkoopman9378
      @maureenkoopman9378 4 года назад +4

      -my little brother trying to be funny

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 4 года назад +2

      Tf is this comment thread

  • @thatdude5220
    @thatdude5220 5 лет назад +278

    Nobody:
    JoJo: My name is Joseph Mama

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 5 лет назад

      That Dude I don’t get it why joseph why not joe

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 5 лет назад +1

      That Dude I don’t get it why joseph why not joe

    • @schnitzelglator8343
      @schnitzelglator8343 5 лет назад

      @@Burek_so_sirenje what's Joe?

    • @onyxves
      @onyxves 5 лет назад

      @JustArandomGoatOntheInternet lmao

  • @OnlyJordan
    @OnlyJordan 5 лет назад +1491

    I’m sorry for being impatient but I’m in a hurry.

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +34

      Piero Tallito X shut up

    • @zanhup7107
      @zanhup7107 5 лет назад +42

      For a sec I acc thought it said u posted the comment 57 years ago

    • @Sean-wx2ht
      @Sean-wx2ht 5 лет назад +13

      Why did I misread this as “I’m a furry”

    • @m_monte3258
      @m_monte3258 5 лет назад +12

      Piero Tallito X go away, no negativity

    • @VirtualGMer
      @VirtualGMer 5 лет назад +3

      Day 1,000,000 of asking Jo Jo for a fortnite Jonesy roleplay

  • @DJ-ny7fj
    @DJ-ny7fj 4 года назад +12

    “Bing bang boggity boom free shnages and a sausage sizzle” all time favorite quote 3:24

  • @UncleWaluigi
    @UncleWaluigi 5 лет назад +461

    22 minutes of ordering a regular almond cappuccino.
    Sounds like a regular Starbucks to me!

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +6

      Piero Tallito X wrong jojos way better than ur lame ass videos

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 лет назад +5

      @@PieroOtiniano honestly shut up, your channel is so bad it's laughable 😂😂😂

    • @hollowlavender_
      @hollowlavender_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@PieroOtiniano but your SO cringy lmao

    • @Barrel0fNewts
      @Barrel0fNewts 5 лет назад +6

      Piero Tallito X even if this is a joke your putting it on almost every comment it’s really annoying

    • @greenyboi77
      @greenyboi77 5 лет назад +2

      Sir it is actually *21:59*

  • @alexstephens2847
    @alexstephens2847 5 лет назад +582

    Jojo: My name is Joseph
    Me: Next you’ll say “Joestar”!
    Jojo: Joseph Mama
    Me: ._.

    • @millermiller3439
      @millermiller3439 5 лет назад +27

      Is that a... JOJO'S REFERENCE?!?!

    • @RealRoxanne6262
      @RealRoxanne6262 5 лет назад +8

      I thought he would do that too

    • @reddropshawty1101
      @reddropshawty1101 5 лет назад +3

      call me jojo

    • @bops1106
      @bops1106 5 лет назад +4

      NICE

    • @pipachu
      @pipachu 5 лет назад +10

      Mmmm this reminds me of this one time I was fighting these weird men from like 12,000 years ago in chariot races and one used a gem to turn into a bird! Cool right?

  • @Breoman
    @Breoman 5 лет назад +411

    So we just gon’ pretend like the minecraft series didn’t just get abandoned? Aight i see how it is

    • @katanikat
      @katanikat 5 лет назад +12

      Meow
      I know, right? That really disappointed me

    • @GameOver-ub9sm
      @GameOver-ub9sm 5 лет назад +14

      It does feel bad that it hasn't been for a long time, but jo most likely remembers it

    • @Breoman
      @Breoman 5 лет назад +12

      Jexpherix Likes Sprite Cranberry 😔😔😔

    • @delmeevans5373
      @delmeevans5373 4 года назад

      There is one more ep

  • @RK-hs1ng
    @RK-hs1ng 2 года назад +14

    Always coming back for these worst rated roleplays, just can't get enough bad service! 😁

  • @LlamaTheScotsman
    @LlamaTheScotsman 5 лет назад +107

    Worst rated dentist next jojo, we need a sequel to the, ear and eye reviewed

  • @n4td9
    @n4td9 5 лет назад +281

    No one:
    JOJO: DEBRA! DEBRA THE FROB MACHINE IS BROKEN!

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +2

      Sans moment

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +2

      The Iron Art Manufactur (Australian ascent) and here we see him megalodunking frisk!

    • @olipopmeme
      @olipopmeme 5 лет назад +3

      Your profile picture... I can’t even......😆😆😆

    • @prectary7675
      @prectary7675 5 лет назад +1

      Not trying to be rude, but The Asmr ryan had the debra idea first

    • @zarthax2946
      @zarthax2946 5 лет назад +1

      still waiting for that debra face reveal

  • @destinyhaislet3929
    @destinyhaislet3929 5 лет назад +165

    The video: about 20 minutes
    me: where is my damn coffee

    • @rinavlette
      @rinavlette 5 лет назад +3

      This deserves more likes 😂

  • @Jamesxxgribble76
    @Jamesxxgribble76 2 года назад +4

    Ive been a starbucks barista for a while now and MY GOD this made me feel so many diffrent things at once I didnt know if I wanted to laugh or cry lol!! love your videos your my favorite AMSR chanel by far keep up the good work :)

  • @MidnightFire420
    @MidnightFire420 5 лет назад +6191

    This Jo guy seems to be losing his job every couple weeks.

  • @Mrwill-in8ks
    @Mrwill-in8ks 5 лет назад +315

    This is how its like at every star bucks

  • @rosefire2358
    @rosefire2358 5 лет назад +311

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Joseph mama: StOrEbUcKS

    • @JesusChrist-dd8ux
      @JesusChrist-dd8ux 5 лет назад +7

      overused meme

    • @Bubbaspiff
      @Bubbaspiff 5 лет назад +8

      @@JesusChrist-dd8ux Thank you Jesus

    • @bojangle2812
      @bojangle2812 5 лет назад

      Thank you for the ded meme

    • @janellethomas301
      @janellethomas301 5 лет назад +1

      @@JesusChrist-dd8ux The REAL Jesus Christ accepts all dead and overused memes boi (btw this is a joke)

  • @dorpezt
    @dorpezt 8 месяцев назад +3

    Its been 4 years and this is still my favorite video from jojo😭😂

  • @callmetobi6958
    @callmetobi6958 5 лет назад +333

    Jojo: My name is joseph...
    Me: Joestar?
    Jojo: Mama

    • @thegreatestotaku9294
      @thegreatestotaku9294 5 лет назад +22

      NEXT YOU WILL SAY "Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?!?"

    • @airashiyo4475
      @airashiyo4475 5 лет назад +17

      I literally thought he was gonna say joestar

    • @Yobnana
      @Yobnana 5 лет назад +16

      The Greatest OTAKU Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?

    • @jkattack2640
      @jkattack2640 5 лет назад +4

      @@airashiyo4475 I did too. That's the only thing that could logically follow the phrase "Joseph, Joseph..." in my mind.

    • @Lanoman123
      @Lanoman123 5 лет назад +2

      @@airashiyo4475 same

  • @frostifyyt4440
    @frostifyyt4440 4 года назад +78

    The way he smiled after he said “ and two shots of coffee”
    I died of laughter

  • @jana-rc1qp
    @jana-rc1qp 5 лет назад +142

    Me: So I would like to order a coffe
    Jojo: 👁️👄👁️HoW dO yOu sPeLl tHaT?

    • @Lommertj
      @Lommertj 5 лет назад +4

      @@PieroOtiniano stop dude

    • @sabriflo61
      @sabriflo61 5 лет назад

      @@PieroOtiniano stop
      #spamnotgood
      #whydoiseeyouoneverycommentsectionofASMR
      #schoolshootingsareseriousyoujerkwad

    • @mustardlord6928
      @mustardlord6928 5 лет назад

      I'm not being toxic but um...
      Coffee

  • @chilicherri
    @chilicherri 4 года назад +2

    i unintentionally watched this on the same day it was released- happy 1st birthday to this video.

    • @Nico-qj6sx
      @Nico-qj6sx 4 года назад

      It’s my first time here on this video

  • @makennaheon3677
    @makennaheon3677 4 года назад +567

    I swear I see this guy everywhere I go, he did my teeth, gave me a tattoo, painted my face, he performed surgery on me, he was my flight attendant, I saw him at the game store, oh don’t worry in about a week I’ll have more to tell of where I saw him!! 😂🤣

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +14

      You didn't see nothing

    • @Frail.limb.nursery
      @Frail.limb.nursery 3 года назад +13

      @@thedoggoboi1979 😳 are you saying that you have a theory that this is all in our heads that Jojo just keeps having weird and strange jobs then being bad at them? 🤔

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +10

      @@Frail.limb.nursery i said you saw nothing.

    • @Frail.limb.nursery
      @Frail.limb.nursery 3 года назад

      @@thedoggoboi1979 its just a joke man lol

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +5

      @@Frail.limb.nursery r/woosh

  • @tobystefaan1112
    @tobystefaan1112 5 лет назад +46

    When jojo went full Australian “bing bang bogedy boom, free snacks and a sausage sizzle, what are you talking about mate”
    I JUST CANT

  • @HGamer-ye4gm
    @HGamer-ye4gm 5 лет назад +300

    Nobody:
    Jojo: wait this isn’t mcdonals

    • @andreaswenzl130
      @andreaswenzl130 5 лет назад +10

      No he said McDolans

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад +6

      Piero Tallito X CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY

    • @hollowlavender_
      @hollowlavender_ 5 лет назад +1

      @@PieroOtiniano none of your videos are good

    • @ewanlxne
      @ewanlxne 5 лет назад

      Piero Tallito X you don’t even do ASMR

  • @Daveski2k
    @Daveski2k 12 дней назад +1

    5 years and I still use this to sleep everyday

  • @idcthatsnoneofmybusiness3332
    @idcthatsnoneofmybusiness3332 5 лет назад +781

    Nobody:
    Not even this overused comment:
    Jojo: *STORBUCKS*

  • @altafrances
    @altafrances 5 лет назад +76

    ‘Oh god Debra. DEBRA.’

  • @cadenlavine7790
    @cadenlavine7790 5 лет назад +103

    “My name is Joseph.... Joseph mama.” ~Jojos Asmr 2019

    • @beezchurger731
      @beezchurger731 5 лет назад +2

      SwapTheDerp - haha funny comedy gold Keanu Reaves 100 Minecraft 100 Swedish 100 Sven 100 Joergen 100 Pewdiepie 100

    • @cadenlavine7790
      @cadenlavine7790 5 лет назад

      Beez Churger -bruhhh😂💀

  • @huepika_
    @huepika_ 4 года назад +16

    JoJo:,,My name is Joseph...
    Me:,,JOESTAR???!!!!!"
    JoJo: ,,Joseph Mama"

    • @Filipekon
      @Filipekon 3 года назад +1

      Wait..is this A jOjO rEfErEnCe?????111??

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 5 лет назад +105

    When I write my senior quote:
    “Hoy yeah”- Jojo’s ASMR- Me

  • @naohsmith8750
    @naohsmith8750 5 лет назад +272

    "hmmmmmmm. hoiya. now ThAt, I'm lovin' it. wait. this isn't mcdolands"
    -Quote Joseph mama, 2019

    • @squishyysammy
      @squishyysammy 5 лет назад +5

      Also jojo: my name is JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI

    • @squishyysammy
      @squishyysammy 5 лет назад +2

      Jontron refrence

    • @madelineshaw6232
      @madelineshaw6232 5 лет назад +2

      With flex tape

    • @naohsmith8750
      @naohsmith8750 5 лет назад +3

      Wow this is the first time I have gotten more than one like. And that’s always me. I’m not going to be one of those people but genuinely thanks

    • @ariben2038
      @ariben2038 5 лет назад +1

      2020

  • @gachakitten1599
    @gachakitten1599 5 лет назад +891

    Cappuccino?
    *more like NAPpuccino!*

  • @May-kc9cv
    @May-kc9cv 3 года назад +4

    As a Starbucks barista, I can say this is 100% an authentic experience

  • @mariarodriguez544
    @mariarodriguez544 5 лет назад +125

    JoJo: we only have one more Colombian roast so I'll get that for you
    Also JoJo: * pulls out Italian roast bag*

    • @kingtopher4295
      @kingtopher4295 5 лет назад +3

      Maria Rodriguez literally was scrolling through the comments looking for a comment like this.

    • @Bendy-2275
      @Bendy-2275 5 лет назад

      @KingTopher429 saaame bru

    • @sonicfan9144
      @sonicfan9144 2 года назад +1

      I think he’s intentionally saying the wrong roast since he’s a worst reviewed barista.

  • @myaltaccountforasmr4119
    @myaltaccountforasmr4119 5 лет назад +384

    Day 1 of asking for the worst rated asmrtist roleplay

    • @tpxd9026
      @tpxd9026 5 лет назад +27

      Yeeter 5 sorry but he can’t physically take the strain of being a bad ASMRtist

    • @emilgarmann6329
      @emilgarmann6329 5 лет назад +20

      He makes those all the time

    • @puddin1493
      @puddin1493 5 лет назад +9

      Two types of people!

    • @lacedvibes8029
      @lacedvibes8029 5 лет назад +6

      @@emilgarmann6329 DAMN THATS MEAN AF!!

    • @honeyskiesxx7406
      @honeyskiesxx7406 5 лет назад +3

      @@lacedvibes8029 Agreed. Why would you any that about Jojo!?

  • @makisigmendoza9199
    @makisigmendoza9199 5 лет назад +203

    JoJo: tries all job.
    Customer: *Oh* *God* *here* *we* *go* *again*

    • @milchbubi5011
      @milchbubi5011 5 лет назад +6

      "Ahh shit here we go again"

    • @pa_dutchman3483
      @pa_dutchman3483 5 лет назад +6

      The real question is why does the person always go to 1 star places?

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 5 лет назад +2

      @@pa_dutchman3483 no he is the one turns the place to 1 star

  • @tani5998
    @tani5998 Год назад +2

    As a person who doesnt understand anything about coffee i find this wayy too relatable😂

  • @silverisdisappointed
    @silverisdisappointed 5 лет назад +160

    This is where the doctor got the “double soy cappuccino espresso latte”

    • @ckywylee
      @ckywylee 4 года назад

      And 5 teaspoons of sugar :)

    • @mrbeanyboi9659
      @mrbeanyboi9659 4 года назад

      He’s the guy he was he was talking to at the beginning

  • @kealanmccrarren8161
    @kealanmccrarren8161 5 лет назад +288

    Absolutely no one:
    Jojo: You’re a bit of a soy boy arent you.

  • @tubb1
    @tubb1 5 лет назад +392

    Imagine the person ordering is the manager doing a test on the employees to see how well they work XD

    • @foginxtor1378
      @foginxtor1378 5 лет назад +13

      I think the employees would definatly know who their manager is.

    • @wyldcow899
      @wyldcow899 5 лет назад +12

      B1 Battle Droid sorry what did you just say about joseph mama?

    • @Zeabalak
      @Zeabalak 4 года назад +7

      69 likes ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

    • @Degulemoon
      @Degulemoon 4 года назад +2

      It would be true considering the manager told them to ask the customer weird questions, give them the wrong cup size and ingredients for the drink to get the customer to come back

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +2

      Oh no, A B-1 BATTLE DROID!

  • @mizviee1174
    @mizviee1174 Год назад +2

    I just wanna say that 3 years ago I remember watching this video come out it has been a while but you have made it farr

  • @alexjablonski2698
    @alexjablonski2698 5 лет назад +188

    JoJo: "yeah you're a bit of a soy boi aren't ya?" 😏
    Me, just trying to relax in bed: 😭😭

  • @Exhaust_EZ
    @Exhaust_EZ 5 лет назад +755

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy just moaned over the smell of coffee beans 8:17

  • @timothydietrich8044
    @timothydietrich8044 5 лет назад +21

    I love this series so much, especially your additions of humor! Keep up the amazing work, we all love you!!

  • @tman6882
    @tman6882 4 года назад +14

    Its amazing how Jojo took a 3 hour process and squeezed it into a 20 min video.

  • @Megastalker
    @Megastalker 5 лет назад +76

    Legend says the guy is still waiting for his Cappuccino today

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Megastalker
      @Megastalker 4 года назад

      •Dęmøñ Kïttŷ• :)

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      MegaStalker [INACTIVE] :)

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      Long lost UA student inr

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      Long lost UA student ikr

  • @jack.5672
    @jack.5672 4 года назад +90

    Jojo: This Columbia, juicy, nutty, coffee, wait it’s expired? Just a bit of heartburn!

  • @kenzislice
    @kenzislice 5 лет назад +349

    356 days is 1 year ._.

    • @teammagma815
      @teammagma815 5 лет назад +7

      The heck Jojo Said the froth machine was Brocken then said we can't serve Cappucinnos anymore

    • @pumpkeenhead
      @pumpkeenhead 4 года назад +6

      *Me: but i want tea

    • @joshbrooks4101
      @joshbrooks4101 3 года назад +1

      @@pumpkeenhead me BRITISH BI- jkjk

  • @Slatze
    @Slatze 2 года назад +3

    Anyone else actually smell the coffee for a second

  • @badentertainment6259
    @badentertainment6259 5 лет назад +180

    jojo: stoobucks
    james: soobway
    *x files illuminati theme*

    • @minotu
      @minotu 5 лет назад +13

      It's Sooubway

    • @nikluthelohikaarmefin1622
      @nikluthelohikaarmefin1622 5 лет назад +12

      Yes finally another Odd1sOut fan

    • @_Pandaki_
      @_Pandaki_ 5 лет назад +2

      Omg best comment

    • @DEEZNUTS-tp9gw
      @DEEZNUTS-tp9gw 5 лет назад +1

      When I commented on this it had 69 likes

    • @SumoDudo
      @SumoDudo 5 лет назад +1

      NikluTheLohikäärme FIN they’re like 1/10,000,000 subscribers, you’re more likely to come across an O1O sub in here than to find a JoJo ASMR sub there

  • @taylorgreene05
    @taylorgreene05 5 лет назад +118

    “What sound would I be? Hewhuewhu” “ablelele”
    16:00

  • @stuntdxvil
    @stuntdxvil 5 лет назад +113

    When he pulled out he “large” cup, i lost it😂

    • @wheezy2k4
      @wheezy2k4 5 лет назад +6

      Dxddy _lencie When he said "Joseph Mama", i felt that 😔😔

    • @fed7759
      @fed7759 5 лет назад +1

      @@wheezy2k4 . .

    • @orangexcheeto2790
      @orangexcheeto2790 5 лет назад +1

      FED7 ....

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 лет назад +1

      @@wheezy2k4 I felt that was she said 🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖

    • @mr.oopsiedoopsie
      @mr.oopsiedoopsie 5 лет назад +1

      ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ when you said “When he said ‘Joseph mama’ I felt that”
      I felt that.

  • @kaavyalm1452
    @kaavyalm1452 4 года назад +2

    How am i supposed to get relaxed and sleepy when every now and then i break into fits of laughter due to his expression and words?😂😂😂😂😂

  • @finlayrogers5632
    @finlayrogers5632 5 лет назад +64

    "Can i have a almond cappuccino"
    21:59 later finally its ready 😂😂

    • @spirittigergaming2458
      @spirittigergaming2458 5 лет назад

      Ah damn you! 😂😂😂

    • @xiiiaomei
      @xiiiaomei 4 года назад +1

      actually he made an iced latte too

    • @aceninja9749
      @aceninja9749 4 года назад +1

      The other guy must be so pissed right about now

  • @jacksilverman2956
    @jacksilverman2956 5 лет назад +32

    me: looks at how long the video is
    also me: so it took him 22 minutes to make a drink

    • @leoyu1070
      @leoyu1070 5 лет назад +3

      Coz he keeps tapping what ever he touch

  • @sw6_s
    @sw6_s 5 лет назад +49

    JoJo: My name is Joeseph... Joeseph Mama.
    Me: Looks to the floor whilst holding my side
    *i have been defeated*

  • @kariisthebest
    @kariisthebest 2 года назад +2

    this has and is my favourite asmr video :))) i come back to it every day

  • @hayden-ce7ht
    @hayden-ce7ht 5 лет назад +30

    Jojo: mmmm smell the coffee
    Me: *sniffs intensively*

  • @leskedriqq4182
    @leskedriqq4182 5 лет назад +128

    The one dislike is a employ at starbucks😂

    • @lapinus
      @lapinus 5 лет назад +4

      employee

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 5 лет назад

      Piero Tallito X AAAAAGGHKGIYFIYFIYFKYKFIYFITDITTDITTDUTDRUDRSYRSYDUDUDUTTDIFJTDUTDUDIGTIVIYVYIIHVIVOHVOHVOJVOJVOJVOUVVOYVIYCYIYCIYCIYCIYCYCIGCIG

    • @sanderpaju6985
      @sanderpaju6985 5 лет назад +2

      Trust me. No starbucks employee disliked that. We hate our job. I speak on the behalf of all SB employees

    • @brandoncox5763
      @brandoncox5763 5 лет назад +1

      Piero Tallito X shut up you’re so annoying and you don’t even make asmr videos you idiot

  • @cara_melly
    @cara_melly 5 лет назад +62

    jojo: “yes i know how to make an almond cappuccino”
    me:...
    jojo:...
    me:...
    jojo: **starts pouring coffee beans into toaster**

  • @mads4772
    @mads4772 3 года назад +4

    This is legit how they want us to do customer connections as a barista 😂

  • @raymond.portraits
    @raymond.portraits 5 лет назад +163

    Jojo: My name is Joseph Mama
    Me: Oh ms “internet game “ Cooking Mama is cancelled😂😂

  • @person3049
    @person3049 5 лет назад +173

    Jojo:So, hows your day been?
    Me:my mom died.
    Jojo:Yeah that’s pretty great.
    Also me:Excuse me?

  • @NightWhispererASMR
    @NightWhispererASMR 5 лет назад +32

    Killing it with these worst reviewed videos! 😂😂

  • @cuppycake8877
    @cuppycake8877 4 года назад +6

    “It’s our way or the high way” 😭💀💅