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Комментарии • 4,6 тыс.

  • @brandon51464
    @brandon51464 4 года назад +4832

    Me: mom can we go get Starbucks
    Mom: we have Starbucks at home
    Starbucks at home:

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 4 года назад +51

      @@user-px5ig9uk7f and overused while we're at it

    • @Xx-su5qm
      @Xx-su5qm 4 года назад +14

      i made it 666 ;)

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 4 года назад +12

      @@mlsanica7618 yea

    • @Kiwi23Gamer
      @Kiwi23Gamer 4 года назад +11

      joseph mama

    • @falkeprophet
      @falkeprophet 4 года назад +7

      Gaming With Brando *joseph mama

  • @hyperwave7393
    @hyperwave7393 4 года назад +2321

    Me: “ may I speak to your manager?”
    Manager: “hello! I’m Joe Manager!”

  • @altafrances
    @altafrances 4 года назад +3490

    ‘Joseph mama’
    I CANT

    • @DJJKMusicMaster
      @DJJKMusicMaster 4 года назад +67

      I have transcended into an infinity stone, because of that joke

    • @Bouncer_RF06
      @Bouncer_RF06 4 года назад +32

      @@PieroOtiniano just go away it's awful

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 года назад +20

      @@PieroOtiniano shut up no one cares about your pathetic channel

    • @mikeforget3783
      @mikeforget3783 4 года назад +22

      It is properly, and more formally, Joseph Mother

    • @altafrances
      @altafrances 4 года назад +3

      Mike Forget 😂😂😂

  • @Spurkee
    @Spurkee 4 года назад +2210

    nobody:
    me coming back to this video every night:
    *”the usual.”*

    • @sannana7594
      @sannana7594 4 года назад +34

      This is the only asmr video I watch idk wye it helps me fall asleep quicker then nowmal

    • @stubbzy-y1f
      @stubbzy-y1f 4 года назад +14

      @@sannana7594 cuss Jo is a mad lad

    • @lupusor7
      @lupusor7 4 года назад +1

      same

    • @rea.jaramillo
      @rea.jaramillo 4 года назад +3

      Lmaooo me

    • @morithepunk
      @morithepunk 4 года назад

      To my persona fans out there YEA U don’t you mean “Ah you’re back”

  • @ineedalife69
    @ineedalife69 4 года назад +1604

    Imagine going to Starbucks and falling asleep on the counter as jojo goes through the menu

    • @Squidoodler
      @Squidoodler 4 года назад +49

      Excuse you dont you mean
      *Store Bucks*

    • @jessxlexandra
      @jessxlexandra 4 года назад +19

      MaxPlayz don't you mean Joesph Mama 😂😭

    • @duragdee2760
      @duragdee2760 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @VirtualMaps
      @VirtualMaps 4 года назад +7

      Day 1,000,000 of asking Jo Jo for a fortnite Jonesy roleplay

    • @ItalicKiwi
      @ItalicKiwi 4 года назад +1

      @Rolfbread Studios why u do me like this man ;-;

  • @Yjay-vl8pf
    @Yjay-vl8pf 4 года назад +622

    Me: two shots of coffee
    Jojo: TwO CofFEe BeanS

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +8

      Piero Tallito X I SAID SHUT UP

    • @arrowpatel8210
      @arrowpatel8210 4 года назад +4

      Betrayed lmao bro I’m so fucking tired of him. I just reported him for constant spamming and I’ve done it on everyone dumbass comment of his so imma get his cringey ass yt channel deleted

    • @astrowind2873
      @astrowind2873 4 года назад +1

      Two shots of vodka

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +2

      arrow Patel thank you

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 4 года назад +2

      Me: four shots of водка

  • @OnlyJordan
    @OnlyJordan 4 года назад +1491

    I’m sorry for being impatient but I’m in a hurry.

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +34

      Piero Tallito X shut up

    • @zanhup7107
      @zanhup7107 4 года назад +42

      For a sec I acc thought it said u posted the comment 57 years ago

    • @Sean-wx2ht
      @Sean-wx2ht 4 года назад +13

      Why did I misread this as “I’m a furry”

    • @m_monte3258
      @m_monte3258 4 года назад +12

      Piero Tallito X go away, no negativity

    • @VirtualMaps
      @VirtualMaps 4 года назад +3

      Day 1,000,000 of asking Jo Jo for a fortnite Jonesy roleplay

  • @zisabel6632
    @zisabel6632 4 года назад +440

    as an actual barista, this gave me severe anxiety but is also extremely relatable

    • @xomintz3256
      @xomintz3256 2 года назад +6

      Same 😭😭

    • @CarterDaDemon
      @CarterDaDemon 2 года назад +14

      im a volunteer barista and I can whole heartedly agree, peoples annoying orders are gonna break me to the point of being like JoJo 😂

    • @thelegendberus7796
      @thelegendberus7796 2 года назад +2

      good for you

    • @nezukokamado3084
      @nezukokamado3084 2 года назад +1

      @@thelegendberus7796 nobody asked.

    • @xpozdx9378
      @xpozdx9378 2 года назад +6

      @@nezukokamado3084 then why did you reply?

  • @gambuzas8625
    @gambuzas8625 4 года назад +2252

    Night Reminder:
    1-Don’t forget to charge your phone
    2-Don’t forget to put an alarm for tomorrow
    3-Don’t forget to brush your teeth
    4-Don’t forget to turn off auto-play
    You’re welcome

    • @carliebank970
      @carliebank970 4 года назад +26

      Gambozino this is such a great and helpful idea. Thanks ❤️

    • @gambuzas8625
      @gambuzas8625 4 года назад +12

      Carlie Bank youre welcome

    • @EzioTheProphet
      @EzioTheProphet 4 года назад +29

      Its 3:18 pm though

    • @sheesh6969
      @sheesh6969 4 года назад +7

      And smh to drink

    • @gambuzas8625
      @gambuzas8625 4 года назад +2

      The Lord Jesus Christ not in portugal

  • @bzz8940
    @bzz8940 4 года назад +2402

    jojo: “half a shot of coffee”
    me: tWo sHoTs oF vOdKa

    • @eserine7280
      @eserine7280 4 года назад +17

      😂 lol I can imagine her

    • @superhuffpuff
      @superhuffpuff 4 года назад +43

      *pours half the bottle*

    • @九头金蛇
      @九头金蛇 4 года назад +23

      @@superhuffpuff its the equivulent of two shots to the brain basically

    • @walterwhite.1058
      @walterwhite.1058 4 года назад +1

      Alcoholic

    • @Emilia-tg4lt
      @Emilia-tg4lt 4 года назад +2

      liquid trash what you say is what you are

  • @freckledfrog9815
    @freckledfrog9815 4 года назад +2507

    "look i dont know the whole venti, grande- i dont know those sizes, can you just say small medium or large?"
    *5 STARS*

    • @d1tweaker
      @d1tweaker 4 года назад +70

      Tavia Jenner I would love not having weird size names

    • @SonicWave1
      @SonicWave1 4 года назад +16

      Yeet

    • @mcocdiobrando7254
      @mcocdiobrando7254 4 года назад +29

      Tavia Jenner omfg, I read this the EXACT moment it played on the video, like it lined up WORD-FOR-WORD

    • @unicornbarfingrainbows7599
      @unicornbarfingrainbows7599 4 года назад +39

      I hate it when places change the name for sizes. Like what’s so bad about small medium and large

    • @J0shibo
      @J0shibo 4 года назад +4

      Leaving at 420 likes

  • @lemmy4965
    @lemmy4965 4 года назад +207

    Anyone else notice the “ Colombian “ he opened was in fact the Italian roast?

  • @omengodas6202
    @omengodas6202 4 года назад +530

    Someone : Did you get Starbucks
    Me : yes
    Someone : what did it cost
    Me : 21minutes

  • @MidnightFire420
    @MidnightFire420 4 года назад +6168

    This Jo guy seems to be losing his job every couple weeks.

  • @DrawingPort5706
    @DrawingPort5706 4 года назад +511

    JoJo: Is there anything else I can get you?
    Me: A refund!

  • @DoubtfulBread68
    @DoubtfulBread68 4 года назад +295

    8:17 8yo me when my mom says she's buying pizza for dinner

    • @sannana7594
      @sannana7594 4 года назад +9

      You be looking like a drawing

    • @-xnvy-3411
      @-xnvy-3411 4 года назад +5

      Sannana YT you be looking like a banana

    • @mikehawk.
      @mikehawk. 4 года назад +4

      @@-xnvy-3411 you be looking like price

    • @-xnvy-3411
      @-xnvy-3411 4 года назад +4

      @Ben Dover you be looking like a Ben Dover

    • @uhyeahok4995
      @uhyeahok4995 3 года назад +2

      @@-xnvy-3411 you be lookin like Carl basken

  • @dannymarks9591
    @dannymarks9591 4 года назад +1143

    Nobody:
    JoJo when he sniffs the coffee beans: HoY YeAh

  • @isabella5347
    @isabella5347 4 года назад +612

    The way he shaked your hand and wiped it on his shirt SENT ME

    • @shelbycobra6793
      @shelbycobra6793 4 года назад +25

      It funny how he does this every ' worst reviewed ' series😂😂😂

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +11

      He is probably a germaphobic.

    • @furryguest8570
      @furryguest8570 4 года назад +2

      @@theadvisor9782 it's a way of telling us that we are ( insert bad trait here)

    • @iitxca2258
      @iitxca2258 4 года назад

      Actually not to be a karen but its *shook sorry i have like ocd so i have to correct things😔

    • @furryguest8570
      @furryguest8570 4 года назад +1

      @@iitxca2258 but bro it's 2020 who does that anymore?

  • @funtimewaffle
    @funtimewaffle 4 года назад +497

    "That comes to... $145!"
    huh. he got something about starbucks right.

    • @galaxygamersgaming
      @galaxygamersgaming 4 года назад +7

      Hahaha

    • @DerpyDarky
      @DerpyDarky 4 года назад +2

      FoxHunter 999
      I mean you ain’t wrong

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +5

      For me, a person in the UK, it doesn't cost that much. A Tropicano and chocolate Muffin doesn't cost over £20.

    • @DapperDan-zx9fu
      @DapperDan-zx9fu 2 года назад +1

      @@theadvisor9782 its a joke. hes overexaggerating how much coffee costs at starbucks. -_-

    • @aaraiz2.073
      @aaraiz2.073 2 года назад +2

      @@theadvisor9782 damn that costs too much

  • @sirmrmonkey3264
    @sirmrmonkey3264 4 года назад +84

    Netflix: Are you still watching?
    Someone’s daughter: 8:18

  • @hjemme8786
    @hjemme8786 4 года назад +775

    “Debra are we doing coffee here?? sorry don’t know how to spell that”
    I CHOKED

  • @lydig4307
    @lydig4307 4 года назад +226

    Me: Can I get a almond cappuccino?
    Jojo: It’s no nut november dude, no almonds in your cappuccinos!

  • @exotikv1
    @exotikv1 4 года назад +1469

    “I’m a well trained barista”
    Also him: doesn’t know what coffee is

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial 4 года назад +27

      ExotikShadow thanks for pointing out an extremely obvious joke there bud

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 4 года назад +3

      Salam I knew it was a joke

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 4 года назад +1

      He does know what a coffee is he said it at 0:13

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 4 года назад

      astralips no idea lmao

    • @exotikv1
      @exotikv1 4 года назад

      Brandon Ruben Espinoza Brandon Okay mr 1 subscriber

  • @kiyokasanachi7268
    @kiyokasanachi7268 4 года назад +36

    Storebucks: MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HI-
    Starbucks: CANCELLED
    Customers: CANCELLED
    Police waiting for their cappuccino: CANCELLED

  • @idcthatsnoneofmybusiness3332
    @idcthatsnoneofmybusiness3332 4 года назад +780

    Nobody:
    Not even this overused comment:
    Jojo: *STORBUCKS*

  • @cinnamoroll_luvr
    @cinnamoroll_luvr 4 года назад +597

    “My name is Joseph.”
    *“J-Joseph Mama.”*

  • @alexstephens2847
    @alexstephens2847 4 года назад +582

    Jojo: My name is Joseph
    Me: Next you’ll say “Joestar”!
    Jojo: Joseph Mama
    Me: ._.

    • @millermiller3439
      @millermiller3439 4 года назад +27

      Is that a... JOJO'S REFERENCE?!?!

    • @RealRoxanne6262
      @RealRoxanne6262 4 года назад +8

      I thought he would do that too

    • @reddropshawty1101
      @reddropshawty1101 4 года назад +3

      call me jojo

    • @bops1106
      @bops1106 4 года назад +4

      NICE

    • @pipachu
      @pipachu 4 года назад +10

      Mmmm this reminds me of this one time I was fighting these weird men from like 12,000 years ago in chariot races and one used a gem to turn into a bird! Cool right?

  • @deadchannel_1
    @deadchannel_1 4 года назад +98

    I just recently visited this Storebucks and this amazing employee named Joseph Mama really just made the whole experience extremely enjoyable. He made me feel welcome and the portion sizes in my cup were literally PERFECT. I tried my local Storebucks and it just wasn’t the same as this one. Every time I want to get some coffee I go to this one and I am NEVER disappointed. But recently Joseph hasn’t been appearing at this Storebucks. It wasn’t the same without Joseph Mama there to give me my perfect portion sizes. I later decide to just to go to my local Storebucks. I fall into a deep depression because my routine is completely messed up and I feel like I have nothing to do in life. I sadly fall down into a man hole and die by being eaten my a gigantic mutated rat.

  • @UncleWaluigi
    @UncleWaluigi 4 года назад +460

    22 minutes of ordering a regular almond cappuccino.
    Sounds like a regular Starbucks to me!

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +6

      Piero Tallito X wrong jojos way better than ur lame ass videos

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 года назад +5

      @@PieroOtiniano honestly shut up, your channel is so bad it's laughable 😂😂😂

    • @hollowlavender_
      @hollowlavender_ 4 года назад +3

      @@PieroOtiniano but your SO cringy lmao

    • @Barrel0fNewts
      @Barrel0fNewts 4 года назад +6

      Piero Tallito X even if this is a joke your putting it on almost every comment it’s really annoying

    • @greenyboi77
      @greenyboi77 4 года назад +2

      Sir it is actually *21:59*

  • @gachakitten1599
    @gachakitten1599 4 года назад +892

    Cappuccino?
    *more like NAPpuccino!*

  • @myaltaccountforasmr4119
    @myaltaccountforasmr4119 4 года назад +383

    Day 1 of asking for the worst rated asmrtist roleplay

    • @tpxd9026
      @tpxd9026 4 года назад +27

      Yeeter 5 sorry but he can’t physically take the strain of being a bad ASMRtist

    • @emilgarmann6329
      @emilgarmann6329 4 года назад +20

      He makes those all the time

    • @puddin1493
      @puddin1493 4 года назад +9

      Two types of people!

    • @lacedvibes8029
      @lacedvibes8029 4 года назад +6

      @@emilgarmann6329 DAMN THATS MEAN AF!!

    • @honeyskiesxx7406
      @honeyskiesxx7406 4 года назад +3

      @@lacedvibes8029 Agreed. Why would you any that about Jojo!?

  • @hackrman691
    @hackrman691 3 года назад +34

    Is it just me or does anyone love the part when he read the descriptions for the coffees

  • @maya.panda.moop.f_9657
    @maya.panda.moop.f_9657 4 года назад +389

    “My name is Jojo.”
    *writes it down as Joejoewuiioiioppppppppppp*

    • @tthmps
      @tthmps 4 года назад +5

      Rolfbread Studios now you my good sir know what real music is.

    • @binlad5984
      @binlad5984 4 года назад +4

      @Rolfbread Studios You got me good sir.. I give u my bLesSiNg

    • @muscillia
      @muscillia 4 года назад

      Rolfbread Studios ;-;;;;;;

    • @boeing.h-64
      @boeing.h-64 4 года назад +2

      @Rolfbread Studios i aint falling for that i know that link in meh smol head

  • @しくじも
    @しくじも 4 года назад +555

    "Im trained professional Barista.
    I swear."

  • @emmyledsinger4886
    @emmyledsinger4886 4 года назад +601

    Title: worst reviewed Starbucks
    Me: more like best reviewed asmrtist

    • @t.t.rtopic6150
      @t.t.rtopic6150 4 года назад

      Frostyapplesider Aj more like clout chase

    • @tylerix5900
      @tylerix5900 4 года назад +3

      T.T.R Topic jealous?

    • @litfisto8128
      @litfisto8128 4 года назад +6

      T.T.R Topic think you lost this -> 🧂

    • @emmyledsinger4886
      @emmyledsinger4886 4 года назад +2

      T.T.R Topic What is clout? (I’m only twelve please tell me what it is)

    • @falkeprophet
      @falkeprophet 4 года назад +1

      Frostyapplesider Aj at 12 you should know what clout is. Heck, at 7 you should know what clout it lmao

  • @snowcone9268
    @snowcone9268 3 года назад +43

    “If you were a sound what sound would you be?”
    Jojo fans
    ORA ORA ORA

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 4 года назад +196

    It’s only been 20 seconds and I’m already laughing and tingling

  • @alexi0420
    @alexi0420 4 года назад +221

    "I'm loving it, wait this isn't mcdolands" I'm actually crying in my sleep😂😂

    • @bread2878
      @bread2878 4 года назад +6

      Ok then, no need to be dramatic for 34 likes

    • @cloroxwipez8322
      @cloroxwipez8322 4 года назад +5

      Jelous

    • @snekkysnekk
      @snekkysnekk 4 года назад +1

      Clorox_Disinfecting_Spray ikr

    • @DentistDan
      @DentistDan 4 года назад +1

      Levi.

    • @alexi0420
      @alexi0420 4 года назад +1

      @@DentistDan .....yes....

  • @novemberotr2900
    @novemberotr2900 4 года назад +517

    nobody:
    Jojo: worst reviewed STORbucks

  • @gr8ckle
    @gr8ckle 3 года назад +44

    Jojo: Let me just get a large cup.
    Also jojo: gets the smallest cup in the business-

  • @jana-rc1qp
    @jana-rc1qp 4 года назад +142

    Me: So I would like to order a coffe
    Jojo: 👁️👄👁️HoW dO yOu sPeLl tHaT?

    • @lommedegroote6262
      @lommedegroote6262 4 года назад +4

      @@PieroOtiniano stop dude

    • @sabriflo61
      @sabriflo61 4 года назад

      @@PieroOtiniano stop
      #spamnotgood
      #whydoiseeyouoneverycommentsectionofASMR
      #schoolshootingsareseriousyoujerkwad

    • @mustardlord6928
      @mustardlord6928 4 года назад

      I'm not being toxic but um...
      Coffee

  • @Breoman
    @Breoman 4 года назад +413

    So we just gon’ pretend like the minecraft series didn’t just get abandoned? Aight i see how it is

    • @katkittmeow
      @katkittmeow 4 года назад +12

      Meow
      I know, right? That really disappointed me

    • @GameOver-ub9sm
      @GameOver-ub9sm 4 года назад +14

      It does feel bad that it hasn't been for a long time, but jo most likely remembers it

    • @Breoman
      @Breoman 4 года назад +12

      Jexpherix Likes Sprite Cranberry 😔😔😔

    • @delmeevans5373
      @delmeevans5373 4 года назад

      There is one more ep

  • @thatdude5220
    @thatdude5220 4 года назад +278

    Nobody:
    JoJo: My name is Joseph Mama

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 4 года назад

      That Dude I don’t get it why joseph why not joe

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 4 года назад +1

      That Dude I don’t get it why joseph why not joe

    • @schnitzelglator8343
      @schnitzelglator8343 4 года назад

      @@Burek_so_sirenje what's Joe?

    • @onyxves
      @onyxves 4 года назад

      @JustArandomGoatOntheInternet lmao

  • @huepika_
    @huepika_ 4 года назад +16

    JoJo:,,My name is Joseph...
    Me:,,JOESTAR???!!!!!"
    JoJo: ,,Joseph Mama"

    • @Filipekon
      @Filipekon 3 года назад +1

      Wait..is this A jOjO rEfErEnCe?????111??

  • @eyelesssonofabitch6191
    @eyelesssonofabitch6191 4 года назад +240

    3:22 "BING BANG BOBBITY BOOM free sHNacks and a sauSAge snizzle WHaT aRe yOU tALkiNg aBOUt mATE"

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 3 года назад +2

      @Alex Lusty he still has none, so sad

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 3 года назад +1

      @Alex Lusty ? That makes no sense

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 3 года назад +1

      @Alex Lusty now he does looks like you didn't sub till I called you out XD

    • @maureenkoopman9378
      @maureenkoopman9378 3 года назад +4

      -my little brother trying to be funny

    • @moniqtl
      @moniqtl 3 года назад +2

      Tf is this comment thread

  • @alexjablonski2698
    @alexjablonski2698 4 года назад +188

    JoJo: "yeah you're a bit of a soy boi aren't ya?" 😏
    Me, just trying to relax in bed: 😭😭

  • @chickengatorade2499
    @chickengatorade2499 4 года назад +219

    When he shook my hand and wiped his shirt wit the same hand i felt like I haven’t showered in a year

    • @bobfdd
      @bobfdd 4 года назад +2

      FISHY BRUDDA (sry dont have logo, dont know how to change lol)

    • @idk_wither3825
      @idk_wither3825 4 года назад +2

      Hello BRUdada

    • @killerzero2470
      @killerzero2470 3 года назад

      Wtf

    • @souko2522
      @souko2522 3 года назад

      That logo shows sign of a OG

    • @Issa45555
      @Issa45555 3 года назад

      Bruh my boyfriend has the same profile pic w all his shit rn and I'm like IS DIS U XD (it's a joke btw)

  • @RK-hs1ng
    @RK-hs1ng 2 года назад +13

    Always coming back for these worst rated roleplays, just can't get enough bad service! 😁

  • @rosefire2358
    @rosefire2358 4 года назад +311

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Joseph mama: StOrEbUcKS

    • @JesusChrist-dd8ux
      @JesusChrist-dd8ux 4 года назад +7

      overused meme

    • @Bubbaspiff
      @Bubbaspiff 4 года назад +8

      @@JesusChrist-dd8ux Thank you Jesus

    • @bojangle2812
      @bojangle2812 4 года назад

      Thank you for the ded meme

    • @janellethomas301
      @janellethomas301 4 года назад +1

      @@JesusChrist-dd8ux The REAL Jesus Christ accepts all dead and overused memes boi (btw this is a joke)

  • @n4td9
    @n4td9 4 года назад +281

    No one:
    JOJO: DEBRA! DEBRA THE FROB MACHINE IS BROKEN!

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +2

      Sans moment

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +2

      The Iron Art Manufactur (Australian ascent) and here we see him megalodunking frisk!

    • @olipopmeme
      @olipopmeme 4 года назад +3

      Your profile picture... I can’t even......😆😆😆

    • @prectary7675
      @prectary7675 4 года назад +1

      Not trying to be rude, but The Asmr ryan had the debra idea first

    • @zarthax2946
      @zarthax2946 4 года назад +1

      still waiting for that debra face reveal

  • @MaKilly6699
    @MaKilly6699 4 года назад +728

    Why tf is this guy whispering into the intercom? Everyone can hear him...

  • @DJ-ny7fj
    @DJ-ny7fj 3 года назад +12

    “Bing bang boggity boom free shnages and a sausage sizzle” all time favorite quote 3:24

  • @topimies5486
    @topimies5486 4 года назад +393

    jojo: im a professional barista
    also jojo: this is my first time ever doing this

  • @makennaheon3677
    @makennaheon3677 4 года назад +565

    I swear I see this guy everywhere I go, he did my teeth, gave me a tattoo, painted my face, he performed surgery on me, he was my flight attendant, I saw him at the game store, oh don’t worry in about a week I’ll have more to tell of where I saw him!! 😂🤣

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +14

      You didn't see nothing

    • @Frail.limb.nursery
      @Frail.limb.nursery 3 года назад +13

      @@thedoggoboi1979 😳 are you saying that you have a theory that this is all in our heads that Jojo just keeps having weird and strange jobs then being bad at them? 🤔

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +10

      @@Frail.limb.nursery i said you saw nothing.

    • @Frail.limb.nursery
      @Frail.limb.nursery 3 года назад

      @@thedoggoboi1979 its just a joke man lol

    • @thedoggoboi1979
      @thedoggoboi1979 3 года назад +5

      @@Frail.limb.nursery r/woosh

  • @kealanmccrarren8161
    @kealanmccrarren8161 4 года назад +158

    Jojo whispering: Just smell those coffee beans
    Jojo weird voice: ohoooo yeeeeh

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 4 года назад +5

      Nobody:
      Kealan McCrarren: this is my 97th comment cuz i want fkn likes

    • @kealanmccrarren8161
      @kealanmccrarren8161 4 года назад +3

      Nobody:
      twilight sparkle: my names twilight sparkle, anything I say is irrelevant

    • @litfisto8128
      @litfisto8128 4 года назад +2

      twilight sparkle just say fuck bro this isn’t a church it’s starbucks.

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 4 года назад +1

      @@kealanmccrarren8161 critical feel hit

    • @2sadmwamdskmws
      @2sadmwamdskmws 4 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      Also me : thinking you meant Jo_ Joestar

  • @emxtonloffixal2862
    @emxtonloffixal2862 3 года назад +11

    Jojo: Welcome to Storbucks
    Me: Huh...?
    Also me: Uh ok? Well I’ll get a coffee!
    Jojo: Sorry what..? A corrfee???
    Also me: ...

  • @auberry612
    @auberry612 4 года назад +188

    the subtle wipe he does after he shakes your hand lmao

    • @tryingtobemusical2498
      @tryingtobemusical2498 4 года назад +7

      "Subtle" lmao

    • @devin3537
      @devin3537 4 года назад +2

      subtle...hehe yeah.

    • @Hi-xv4nv
      @Hi-xv4nv 4 года назад

      I made the mistake of having water in my mouth while watching that bit 😅

  • @callmetobi6958
    @callmetobi6958 4 года назад +336

    Jojo: My name is joseph...
    Me: Joestar?
    Jojo: Mama

    • @thegreatestotaku9294
      @thegreatestotaku9294 4 года назад +22

      NEXT YOU WILL SAY "Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?!?"

    • @airashiyo4475
      @airashiyo4475 4 года назад +17

      I literally thought he was gonna say joestar

    • @Yobnana
      @Yobnana 4 года назад +16

      The Greatest OTAKU Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ‘The ripple’ or ‘Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ‘Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ‘Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ‘Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ‘Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ‘Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ‘Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ‘Steel ball run’ and ‘Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ‘Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?

    • @jkattack2640
      @jkattack2640 4 года назад +4

      @@airashiyo4475 I did too. That's the only thing that could logically follow the phrase "Joseph, Joseph..." in my mind.

    • @callmezeldaonemoartime
      @callmezeldaonemoartime 4 года назад +2

      @@airashiyo4475 same

  • @LlamaColon3
    @LlamaColon3 4 года назад +107

    Worst rated dentist next jojo, we need a sequel to the, ear and eye reviewed

    • @astrowind2873
      @astrowind2873 4 года назад +1

      Then a surgeon maybe?

    • @LlamaColon3
      @LlamaColon3 4 года назад +1

      Light Zing well both would work

  • @KOnni7
    @KOnni7 4 года назад +16

    My little brother: what u watching
    Me: jo
    My little brother: oh you're watching jomama

  • @Mrwill-in8ks
    @Mrwill-in8ks 4 года назад +315

    This is how its like at every star bucks

  • @kealanmccrarren8161
    @kealanmccrarren8161 4 года назад +288

    Absolutely no one:
    Jojo: You’re a bit of a soy boy arent you.

  • @naohsmith8750
    @naohsmith8750 4 года назад +272

    "hmmmmmmm. hoiya. now ThAt, I'm lovin' it. wait. this isn't mcdolands"
    -Quote Joseph mama, 2019

    • @squishyysammy
      @squishyysammy 4 года назад +5

      Also jojo: my name is JOSEPHI KRAKOWSKI

    • @squishyysammy
      @squishyysammy 4 года назад +2

      Jontron refrence

    • @madelineshaw6232
      @madelineshaw6232 4 года назад +2

      With flex tape

    • @naohsmith8750
      @naohsmith8750 4 года назад +3

      Wow this is the first time I have gotten more than one like. And that’s always me. I’m not going to be one of those people but genuinely thanks

    • @ariben2038
      @ariben2038 4 года назад +1

      2020

  • @Slatze
    @Slatze 2 года назад +3

    Anyone else actually smell the coffee for a second

  • @HGamer-ye4gm
    @HGamer-ye4gm 4 года назад +300

    Nobody:
    Jojo: wait this isn’t mcdonals

    • @andreaswenzl130
      @andreaswenzl130 4 года назад +10

      No he said McDolans

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад +6

      Piero Tallito X CAN YOU SHUT UP ALREADY

    • @hollowlavender_
      @hollowlavender_ 4 года назад +1

      @@PieroOtiniano none of your videos are good

    • @ewanlxne
      @ewanlxne 4 года назад

      Piero Tallito X you don’t even do ASMR

  • @destinyhaislet3929
    @destinyhaislet3929 4 года назад +165

    The video: about 20 minutes
    me: where is my damn coffee

    • @rinavlette
      @rinavlette 4 года назад +3

      This deserves more likes 😂

  • @badentertainment6259
    @badentertainment6259 4 года назад +180

    jojo: stoobucks
    james: soobway
    *x files illuminati theme*

    • @minotu
      @minotu 4 года назад +13

      It's Sooubway

    • @nikluthelohikaarmefin1622
      @nikluthelohikaarmefin1622 4 года назад +12

      Yes finally another Odd1sOut fan

    • @_Pandaki_
      @_Pandaki_ 4 года назад +2

      Omg best comment

    • @DEEZNUTS-tp9gw
      @DEEZNUTS-tp9gw 4 года назад +1

      When I commented on this it had 69 likes

    • @SumoDudo
      @SumoDudo 4 года назад +1

      NikluTheLohikäärme FIN they’re like 1/10,000,000 subscribers, you’re more likely to come across an O1O sub in here than to find a JoJo ASMR sub there

  • @_.xnzhbz._x.27
    @_.xnzhbz._x.27 4 года назад +2

    If u ask me this is that kid who helps everybody sleep.. Wait is he that kid?... No Of course not.. He was a dentist.. Wait .. Wasn't he security at the airport?... And he cut my hair and gave me a little bit of water?.. Wait of course not... I also thought he face painted... Im very Sus about this Jo Guy..

  • @kenzislice
    @kenzislice 4 года назад +349

    356 days is 1 year ._.

    • @teammagma815
      @teammagma815 4 года назад +7

      The heck Jojo Said the froth machine was Brocken then said we can't serve Cappucinnos anymore

    • @pumpkeenhead
      @pumpkeenhead 4 года назад +6

      *Me: but i want tea

    • @joshbrooks4101
      @joshbrooks4101 3 года назад +1

      @@pumpkeenhead me BRITISH BI- jkjk

  • @person3049
    @person3049 4 года назад +173

    Jojo:So, hows your day been?
    Me:my mom died.
    Jojo:Yeah that’s pretty great.
    Also me:Excuse me?

  • @Exhaust_EZ
    @Exhaust_EZ 4 года назад +755

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy just moaned over the smell of coffee beans 8:17

  • @dorpezt
    @dorpezt 4 месяца назад +2

    Its been 4 years and this is still my favorite video from jojo😭😂

  • @Megastalker
    @Megastalker 4 года назад +75

    Legend says the guy is still waiting for his Cappuccino today

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Megastalker
      @Megastalker 4 года назад

      •Dęmøñ Kïttŷ• :)

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      MegaStalker [INACTIVE] :)

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      Long lost UA student inr

    • @puff2975
      @puff2975 4 года назад

      Long lost UA student ikr

  • @tubb1
    @tubb1 4 года назад +392

    Imagine the person ordering is the manager doing a test on the employees to see how well they work XD

    • @foginxtor1378
      @foginxtor1378 4 года назад +13

      I think the employees would definatly know who their manager is.

    • @wyldcow899
      @wyldcow899 4 года назад +12

      B1 Battle Droid sorry what did you just say about joseph mama?

    • @Zeabalak
      @Zeabalak 4 года назад +7

      69 likes ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

    • @Degulemoon
      @Degulemoon 4 года назад +2

      It would be true considering the manager told them to ask the customer weird questions, give them the wrong cup size and ingredients for the drink to get the customer to come back

    • @theadvisor9782
      @theadvisor9782 4 года назад +2

      Oh no, A B-1 BATTLE DROID!

  • @mariarodriguez544
    @mariarodriguez544 4 года назад +125

    JoJo: we only have one more Colombian roast so I'll get that for you
    Also JoJo: * pulls out Italian roast bag*

    • @kingtopher4295
      @kingtopher4295 4 года назад +3

      Maria Rodriguez literally was scrolling through the comments looking for a comment like this.

    • @Laylayandtt
      @Laylayandtt 4 года назад

      @KingTopher429 saaame bru

    • @sonicfan9144
      @sonicfan9144 2 года назад +1

      I think he’s intentionally saying the wrong roast since he’s a worst reviewed barista.

  • @1uc45
    @1uc45 3 года назад +3

    "Oh yeah, im lovin it. Oh wait, this isn't McDollins."

  • @leskedriqq4182
    @leskedriqq4182 4 года назад +128

    The one dislike is a employ at starbucks😂

    • @lapinus
      @lapinus 4 года назад +4

      employee

    • @Noclearskies4
      @Noclearskies4 4 года назад

      Piero Tallito X AAAAAGGHKGIYFIYFIYFKYKFIYFITDITTDITTDUTDRUDRSYRSYDUDUDUTTDIFJTDUTDUDIGTIVIYVYIIHVIVOHVOHVOJVOJVOJVOUVVOYVIYCYIYCIYCIYCIYCYCIGCIG

    • @sanderpaju6985
      @sanderpaju6985 4 года назад +2

      Trust me. No starbucks employee disliked that. We hate our job. I speak on the behalf of all SB employees

    • @brandoncox5763
      @brandoncox5763 4 года назад +1

      Piero Tallito X shut up you’re so annoying and you don’t even make asmr videos you idiot

  • @altafrances
    @altafrances 4 года назад +76

    ‘Oh god Debra. DEBRA.’

  • @cadenlavine7790
    @cadenlavine7790 4 года назад +103

    “My name is Joseph.... Joseph mama.” ~Jojos Asmr 2019

    • @beezchurger731
      @beezchurger731 4 года назад +2

      SwapTheDerp - haha funny comedy gold Keanu Reaves 100 Minecraft 100 Swedish 100 Sven 100 Joergen 100 Pewdiepie 100

    • @cadenlavine7790
      @cadenlavine7790 4 года назад

      Beez Churger -bruhhh😂💀

  • @wearetheone5678
    @wearetheone5678 3 года назад +6

    1:25 use me as a replay button

  • @makisigmendoza9199
    @makisigmendoza9199 4 года назад +203

    JoJo: tries all job.
    Customer: *Oh* *God* *here* *we* *go* *again*

    • @milchbubi5011
      @milchbubi5011 4 года назад +6

      "Ahh shit here we go again"

    • @pa_dutchman3483
      @pa_dutchman3483 4 года назад +6

      The real question is why does the person always go to 1 star places?

    • @joaotoe2833
      @joaotoe2833 4 года назад +2

      @@pa_dutchman3483 no he is the one turns the place to 1 star

  • @silverisdisappointed
    @silverisdisappointed 4 года назад +160

    This is where the doctor got the “double soy cappuccino espresso latte”

    • @ckywylee
      @ckywylee 4 года назад

      And 5 teaspoons of sugar :)

    • @mrbeanyboi9659
      @mrbeanyboi9659 4 года назад

      He’s the guy he was he was talking to at the beginning

  • @energyshock6038
    @energyshock6038 4 года назад +82

    aRe You KiDDiNg mE!?!? JOjo iS uSinG sTraWs iN 2019?!?!?

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 3 года назад +2

    Ahegao Jojo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
    Ahegao Jojo:

  • @CamoCollie
    @CamoCollie 4 года назад +75

    Person with 3 IQ: joe mama
    Me, an intellectual: Joseph Mother

    • @r8_v8
      @r8_v8 4 года назад

      AKHTHUALLY IT’S JONATHAN
      HEH, STUPID PEOPLE
      (joke for Mormons who read this)

    • @bbymelu
      @bbymelu 4 года назад

      joseph birth giver

    • @CamoCollie
      @CamoCollie 4 года назад

      @@r8_v8 Ok bicycle

  • @Squidoodler
    @Squidoodler 4 года назад +100

    When i was about to JoJo's asmr this came up
    And
    *HOW MUCH DOES DEBRA GET PAID*

    • @LlamaColon3
      @LlamaColon3 4 года назад +3

      She gets paid in tingles

    • @LlamaColon3
      @LlamaColon3 4 года назад +5

      Rolfbread Studios i haven’t clicked on it but I feel like it’s rick rolled

    • @acatnamedjazzmine7818
      @acatnamedjazzmine7818 4 года назад

      Rolfbread Studios I can’t believe you rickroll me.

    • @vladone3428
      @vladone3428 4 года назад

      @Rolfbread Studios Man I got rick rolled :))

    • @sanderpaju6985
      @sanderpaju6985 4 года назад +3

      @Rolfbread Studios nice try. I have studied the link. I am immune to rick rolls *dabs*

  • @raymond.portraits
    @raymond.portraits 4 года назад +163

    Jojo: My name is Joseph Mama
    Me: Oh ms “internet game “ Cooking Mama is cancelled😂😂

  • @jmoverlord6899
    @jmoverlord6899 2 года назад +2

    If you look at the size of the cups he actually gave us a smaller cup than the medium cups

  • @kealanmccrarren8161
    @kealanmccrarren8161 4 года назад +80

    Literally no body:
    Jojo: You put almonds in it, mix it with hot water and some coffee then bing bang bobbidy boom, free shnacks and sausage sizzle. What are you talkin about mayte!?

    • @lacute8
      @lacute8 4 года назад +4

      I have been looking for this comment, thank you kind person

    • @kealanmccrarren8161
      @kealanmccrarren8161 4 года назад +2

      @@lacute8 you are very much welcome!

    • @ethanlea7252
      @ethanlea7252 4 года назад +1

      I read this when he said this lol

    • @katelyn-marie-918
      @katelyn-marie-918 4 года назад +3

      *debra where’s my double soy espresso latte, ive been waiting on that*

    • @evanodell8456
      @evanodell8456 4 года назад

      Kealan McCrarren there’s no ‘y’ in Mate

  • @a15573618
    @a15573618 4 года назад +141

    I'm sure Dr Jojo get
    *“Double soy espresso cappuccino latte”* here
    Edit:wow 69 likes , thx everyone!

  • @tobystefaan1112
    @tobystefaan1112 4 года назад +46

    When jojo went full Australian “bing bang bogedy boom, free snacks and a sausage sizzle, what are you talking about mate”
    I JUST CANT

  • @Malia.isntreal
    @Malia.isntreal 4 года назад +2

    The natural Jojo and its natural habitat what are the sounds the JoJo makes you may Wonder well go to 6:04 to 6:07 those are the sounds of the natural Jojo

  • @FM-Whispers
    @FM-Whispers 4 года назад +81

    This is where the VSCO girls come out of the cracks shouting “SKSKSKSKSKSKSK HI CAN I GET A MOCHA FETTA CHEESE DOUBLE WHIPPED CARAMEL ICED TEA LATTE”

  • @frogurt6553
    @frogurt6553 4 года назад +46

    I felt offended that he wiped his hand on his shirt when he shook my hand

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 года назад +105

    When I write my senior quote:
    “Hoy yeah”- Jojo’s ASMR- Me

  • @senorneil2207
    @senorneil2207 3 года назад +8

    Jojo: "I'm Joseph-"
    Me: JOSEFU JOESTAR!

  • @vxll420
    @vxll420 4 года назад +113

    When he pulled out he “large” cup, i lost it😂

    • @wheezy2k4
      @wheezy2k4 4 года назад +6

      Dxddy _lencie When he said "Joseph Mama", i felt that 😔😔

    • @fed7759
      @fed7759 4 года назад +1

      @@wheezy2k4 . .

    • @orangexcheeto2790
      @orangexcheeto2790 4 года назад +1

      FED7 ....

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 4 года назад +1

      @@wheezy2k4 I felt that was she said 🖖🖖🖖🖖🖖

    • @mr.oopsiedoopsie
      @mr.oopsiedoopsie 4 года назад +1

      ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴅᴀᴅ when you said “When he said ‘Joseph mama’ I felt that”
      I felt that.

  • @lpld1820
    @lpld1820 4 года назад +41

    Should have said “Joseph Joestar”

    • @wheezy2k4
      @wheezy2k4 4 года назад +1

      Is this a spongebob reference?

  • @jacksilverman2956
    @jacksilverman2956 4 года назад +32

    me: looks at how long the video is
    also me: so it took him 22 minutes to make a drink

    • @leoyu1070
      @leoyu1070 4 года назад +3

      Coz he keeps tapping what ever he touch

  • @dorian8533
    @dorian8533 4 года назад +4

    He just took 22 minutes serving 2 guys