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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @hugos69
    @hugos69 4 года назад +1945

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️- -
    “ Don’t know why he’s giving me a haircut in an dark alleyway and whispering to me. “
    -Normal Customer

  • @scoobedydoo
    @scoobedydoo 5 лет назад +4163

    Five year old me cutting my doll’s hair:

    • @zoeradkeig
      @zoeradkeig 5 лет назад +29

      LOL SAME OMG

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад +9

      @Madison Burrell that was just a joke lol

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад +8

      @@zoeradkeig hi

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад +7

      @@zoeradkeig my dog's name is zoë...it's spelled like that

    • @juliaplayz5773
      @juliaplayz5773 5 лет назад +8

      HighYeenUh relatable

  • @macaco358
    @macaco358 5 лет назад +2575

    ⭐️ - - - -
    “He cut off my ears”
    -the new Van Gogh

    • @macaco358
      @macaco358 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you
      I’m not English so I’m really bad😅

    • @joshthenormie1019
      @joshthenormie1019 5 лет назад +1

      @@macaco358 *I’m not English so I’m really bad😅*

    • @KeepCalmAndGamePRO
      @KeepCalmAndGamePRO 5 лет назад +16

      @@macaco358 he means Van Gogh only cut off one ear, grammar was fine.

    • @Emoflorist
      @Emoflorist 5 лет назад +2

      Teqir bruh me when I was cutting my hair my self

    • @rugbyfreak5782
      @rugbyfreak5782 5 лет назад +1

      Teqir nO

  • @justachillguy-p9h
    @justachillguy-p9h 3 года назад +224

    Timestamps
    0:00 long intro (start)
    1:12 giving you a glass of water
    1:18 carries on
    1:46 talks about your hair cut
    2:42 dyes your hair pink
    3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood
    3:38 sprays your hair with water
    5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck
    6:14 pulls out in growth hair
    8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth
    9:12 brushes your hair
    13:03 snips your hair
    13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69)
    14:00 snips and brushes your hair
    14:56 just snips again
    16:00 strokes your hair
    16:28 rubs your hair
    17:30 brushs and shaves your hair
    17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair
    19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth
    19:57 brushs and snips your hair again
    21:00 sprays water on hair
    21:30 da pink hair again
    22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though
    22:10 talks about stuff aka outro
    23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning
    Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time
    Good night 🌘
    Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!

    • @jay_cannizzaro3724
      @jay_cannizzaro3724 3 года назад

      shut the fuck up
      - again, otherly inthusi im not gonna pronounce it black guy.

    • @Kai0mGD
      @Kai0mGD 3 года назад

      Thx

    • @y2kgothemplayer256
      @y2kgothemplayer256 3 года назад +1

      @@jay_cannizzaro3724 shut up

    • @jeffjeff2514
      @jeffjeff2514 3 года назад +1

      “Weird cola sweet” bruh he literally said the name in the video

    • @justachillguy-p9h
      @justachillguy-p9h 3 года назад

      @@jeffjeff2514 wdym he said the name in the title

  • @theeggman7967
    @theeggman7967 5 лет назад +456

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He had a relaxing voice- cant hear it now he chopped off me ears”
    -newly deaf customer

  • @lil3284
    @lil3284 4 года назад +588

    My mum still hasn’t come out
    Only a weird pink haired woman who said “come with me, son”. I ran
    -Little Josh

  • @muddypawstherian9994
    @muddypawstherian9994 4 года назад +1167

    ⭐️
    “He shaved my head, made my hair into a wig and put it on his microphone.”
    -A frightening customer

    • @artiejay
      @artiejay 4 года назад +38

      @Katsuki Bakugou no the customer is scary

    • @victorjurado3365
      @victorjurado3365 4 года назад +9

      @@artiejay Lmfao

    • @KodyWayne9210
      @KodyWayne9210 4 года назад +6

      This is the best comment I’ve seen on this video lol

    • @foxbearvr9100
      @foxbearvr9100 4 года назад +3

      @Katsuki Bakugou your name seems familier

    • @jesse-d1v
      @jesse-d1v 4 года назад +2

      @@foxbearvr9100 Wow two angry boom boom boys

  • @triggerguyasmr5461
    @triggerguyasmr5461 3 года назад +302

    ⭐️
    I’m allergic to hair dye
    -Man with fabulous hair in Hospital

  • @reeethegamerguy1825
    @reeethegamerguy1825 4 года назад +741

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He burned my sideburns,dyed my hair pink AND EVEN DIAGNOSED ME WITH MERCURY AND SCOLIOSIS
    -impressed customer

  • @JustHab1t
    @JustHab1t 4 года назад +1841

    🌟🌟🌟🌟-
    "I woke up in his basement and he started to give me a haircut, I'm still stuck here but my hair looks great"
    -Scardly Satisfied Kidnap victim

  • @soapmbx7432
    @soapmbx7432 5 лет назад +9457

    what about “worst rated ASMRtist” where you scream and punch at the mic

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад +225

      Anonymous Avocado just 3seconds long?

    • @hyungutz8180
      @hyungutz8180 5 лет назад +164

      Anonymous Avocado ruclips.net/video/CL_BTmrrZW8/видео.html he doesn’t scream but punches you

    • @yu_9406
      @yu_9406 5 лет назад +85

      Reyong ASMR too does punch you

    • @spork2839
      @spork2839 5 лет назад +41

      Moon Child that brought me on a journey bro😂 I watched like 3 vids

    • @mlsanica7618
      @mlsanica7618 5 лет назад +25

      *jasonr intensifies*

  • @stars444_sp00ky
    @stars444_sp00ky 3 года назад +31

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.

  • @Raul-sr8vr
    @Raul-sr8vr 5 лет назад +975

    Imagine your hair dresser starting to tap the water bottle for 3 minutes straight

    • @botenimea1999
      @botenimea1999 5 лет назад

      Aolo ce facem Raule?

    • @edward6359
      @edward6359 5 лет назад +31

      that's why they call it tap water

    • @elara715
      @elara715 5 лет назад +2

      imagine them dying your hair and only after saying you might get mercury poisoning 😂

    • @matt2328
      @matt2328 5 лет назад +6

      @@edward6359 ima report you just for that pun

    • @RapunzelASMR
      @RapunzelASMR 5 лет назад +3

      Id laugh 😂😂😂

  • @desseraie
    @desseraie 4 года назад +748

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    YES
    “The dead janitor smell is hot”
    -Satisfied Client

  • @livvym8327
    @livvym8327 5 лет назад +3076

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!!
    ~ Satisfied Customer

  • @KrakensLifee
    @KrakensLifee 3 года назад +455

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "He shaved off my eyelashes and turned it into a sweater. I needed a gift for my friend so it works."
    -Spongbob

  • @Emily-mf1nj
    @Emily-mf1nj 4 года назад +1436

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes.
    But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY
    ✨R E F R E S H I N G✨

  • @maxxx0931
    @maxxx0931 5 лет назад +2122

    Jojo: *kills off my hair follicles and gives me mercury poisoning*
    Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @wynn6240
    @wynn6240 4 года назад +1599

    ⭐️ - - - -
    “My hair was already way too pink”
    - Stephanie, Lazytown

    • @3aboudwakeelo298
      @3aboudwakeelo298 4 года назад +11

      Lol

    • @ttvtheyluvkaeden9624
      @ttvtheyluvkaeden9624 4 года назад +11

      The perfect sound of candy is This candy asmr

    • @_kendra__8563
      @_kendra__8563 4 года назад +17

      My nostalgia just.. i-.. I have no words. Ur a god. Ur amazing

    • @ttvtheyluvkaeden9624
      @ttvtheyluvkaeden9624 4 года назад +2

      @@_kendra__8563 omg thanks

    • @sexylady86ish
      @sexylady86ish 4 года назад +8

      I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂

  • @justafan9836
    @justafan9836 3 года назад +165

    ⭐️
    “I don’t know what hair he’s cutting if I don’t have any”
    -Bald customer

  • @gravegrrl
    @gravegrrl 5 лет назад +365

    Jojo: So that will be $365 :
    *Mercury poisoning kicking in*

  • @goldengloaming1164
    @goldengloaming1164 5 лет назад +522

    jojo: I'm just gonna dye your hair pink
    me with freshly dyed pink hair: well this is awkward

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 5 лет назад +28

      JoJo's Awkward Adventure

    • @stephutech
      @stephutech 5 лет назад +4

      but did he do a good job?

  • @Jaketheaxman
    @Jaketheaxman 4 года назад +456

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    *"Amazing hair stylist"*
    "I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was.
    I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."

    • @StarxFD
      @StarxFD 3 года назад +5

      Made me laugh so much and made my day ty

    • @tristanrichard7247
      @tristanrichard7247 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @tristanrichard7247
      @tristanrichard7247 3 года назад +7

      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
      Amazing
      He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back

  • @zinnser_2978
    @zinnser_2978 3 года назад +79

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look!
    -Impressed Customer

  • @xlxlxlxxl9364
    @xlxlxlxxl9364 4 года назад +603

    ⭐️ - - - -
    “The haircut took 3 hours!”
    - *bald elderly man*

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 4 года назад +1

      Very long hair cut huh?

    • @J_a_y_l_a
      @J_a_y_l_a 4 года назад +2

      Seems about righr

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад +1

      Excuse my bad grammar I am a frog after all

    • @crnxlf
      @crnxlf 3 года назад

      Turns out he cut one hair

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад

      @@icydoesyt here a sub from me

  • @eyjay4000
    @eyjay4000 4 года назад +1466

    ⭐️- - - -
    “He cut off my forehead skin”
    -Jojo Siwa

    • @TitansOasis
      @TitansOasis 4 года назад +31

      fritata that’s what I read it as too till I saw this comment

    • @sweet_honey9661
      @sweet_honey9661 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +20

      There’s probably something to be said that a lot of us read forehead skin as foreskin.

    • @babysirenhead675
      @babysirenhead675 4 года назад +2

      what

    • @kittencatboy1531
      @kittencatboy1531 4 года назад +2

      Oh my, It’s baby siren head

  • @twilightspire9983
    @twilightspire9983 4 года назад +312

    ⭐️⭐️🌟-
    “I thought this was a restaurant”
    -man who wanted Panda Express

  • @dremdram5496
    @dremdram5496 3 года назад +213

    ⭐- - - -
    "He forced me into the 3rd person, i can't get back-- help me"
    -3rd Person Steve

    • @romaniac205x7
      @romaniac205x7 3 года назад +1

      I'm in second person and now you wonder what does second person look like

    • @enclavesoldier1112
      @enclavesoldier1112 3 года назад +2

      Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @supergames2073
      @supergames2073 3 года назад

      hello caesar

    • @mjason8985
      @mjason8985 2 года назад +1

      @@romaniac205x7 i’m pretty sure that there is no second person

    • @romaniac205x7
      @romaniac205x7 2 года назад

      @@mjason8985 Yes

  • @AlexanderFaux
    @AlexanderFaux 5 лет назад +726

    "you're the first costomer today"
    "yeah it's been a very busy day"

  • @jaestarisawesome
    @jaestarisawesome 4 года назад +817

    ⭐️ ☆☆☆☆
    “He didn’t like my unibrow”
    -Upset customer

    • @purplealpaca9278
      @purplealpaca9278 4 года назад +12

      🌟☆☆☆☆
      He ruined my hair
      -unhappy customer

    • @kennethross3919
      @kennethross3919 4 года назад +12

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      I had a crush on Van Gogh
      -a crazy customer

    • @pizzaaaaaaa2446
      @pizzaaaaaaa2446 4 года назад +6

      ★☆☆☆☆

    • @lifeiswhy5111
      @lifeiswhy5111 4 года назад +9

      ⭐️☆☆☆☆
      “He wouldn’t stop whispering and talking to a camera”
      -pink haired woman

    • @nw9120
      @nw9120 4 года назад +6

      Hey hey😂 deny no guest even the most ridiculous request 🦀

  • @sartenazo8106
    @sartenazo8106 4 года назад +511

    0 Stars.
    "I'm bald."
    The Bald Guy

  • @hawkman2735
    @hawkman2735 3 года назад +119

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “ I wanna make sure he can feed his Minecraft dog and cat”
    - A kind customer

  • @pacooftaco
    @pacooftaco 5 лет назад +3375

    Worst reviewed haircut, my arse.
    Best one I've ever had, I will make sure to recommended you to my friends.
    If I had any.

    • @zuzuwyss
      @zuzuwyss 5 лет назад +39

      Lol deserves a like

    • @thedrummer8562
      @thedrummer8562 5 лет назад +33

      Jeeze man, are you ok?

    • @pacooftaco
      @pacooftaco 5 лет назад +28

      @@zuzuwyss thank you, have you heard of Joe the barber? I really suggest you check it out.

    • @SandyFruitBasket
      @SandyFruitBasket 5 лет назад +19

      Paco OfTaco whos joe?
      😏

    • @deansaffron9562
      @deansaffron9562 5 лет назад +8

      Paco OfTaco this haircut: five stars on yelp

  • @fwif.
    @fwif. 5 лет назад +796

    Day 70000000 of crying in the basement for squidward roleplay

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад +19

      squidweed thank squidweed

    • @ahbbadon
      @ahbbadon 5 лет назад

      Squidweeird

    • @ldrsven0m364
      @ldrsven0m364 5 лет назад +1

      squidweed 🤣🤣 the name 🤣🤣

    • @teosim6656
      @teosim6656 5 лет назад +2

      Do not worry the roleplay is near, I can sense it

    • @cam71
      @cam71 5 лет назад +1

      He said he’s making one

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 5 лет назад +447

    ⭐️
    i don’t think the janitor was dead😳
    ~creeped out customer

    • @TurboRexouium
      @TurboRexouium 5 лет назад +1

      The janitor was the cosmotologist

    • @grug925
      @grug925 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist the janitor was the murderer and used the bathroom as a stash

    • @veganmeatball5276
      @veganmeatball5276 4 года назад +1

      Wdym

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 3 года назад +327

    ⭐️
    “He brushed my hair so hard that I now look like Sia.”
    -Beyoncé

    • @deepicrat7935
      @deepicrat7935 3 года назад +2

      How come no one is noticing you as a verified RUclipsr?!

    • @tricitytheinkangel42069
      @tricitytheinkangel42069 3 года назад +7

      @@deepicrat7935 who would want to notice a gacha tuber 💀

    • @Milesmorales79
      @Milesmorales79 3 года назад +5

      @@tricitytheinkangel42069 my man just because theres some bad people in the community doesn't mean gachatubers are bad 💀

    • @tricitytheinkangel42069
      @tricitytheinkangel42069 3 года назад +2

      @@Milesmorales79 gacha tubers are cringe imo lol, like leave fandoms alone and the characters alone your just making cringe

    • @Milesmorales79
      @Milesmorales79 3 года назад +1

      @@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.

  • @francinepoker8234
    @francinepoker8234 4 года назад +46

    Random timestamps:
    1:14
    4:30
    7:00
    10:56
    19:56
    17:00
    18:10

    • @Billyis2Silly
      @Billyis2Silly 4 года назад +8

      Omg thank you so much don’t know what I would’ve done without these what a life saver!!!!

    • @janisiakeene8938
      @janisiakeene8938 4 года назад

      Mr. SillyBilly ???

    • @Billyis2Silly
      @Billyis2Silly 4 года назад +1

      Janisia Keene it’s a joke bruh

  • @hanniballectersass
    @hanniballectersass 5 лет назад +511

    My Haircut: 30%
    My Dryness: 5%
    My Ears: 50%
    My Tingles: 100%
    The irritation of a failed 200: 15%

  • @brinleyhull8058
    @brinleyhull8058 5 лет назад +893

    Me getting ready to spray that spider with Raid:
    4:38

    • @erifnm3164
      @erifnm3164 5 лет назад +8

      Brinley Hull I step on them

    • @zhxry
      @zhxry 5 лет назад +11

      Jrr_killz how do u step on one that’s on the wall

    • @comradedrugs711
      @comradedrugs711 5 лет назад +20

      @@zhxry You can't walk on walls? Huh. Might wanna get that checked out, mate. That's not normal..

    • @F90_m5AT
      @F90_m5AT 5 лет назад +4

      @@comradedrugs711 😂

    • @mochimochi2881
      @mochimochi2881 5 лет назад +6

      I get out the 1 textbook i never use *ever*

  • @peanutbuttier3424
    @peanutbuttier3424 3 года назад +19


    He kept on spraying me like I was misbehaving
    - A cat

  • @cheddarpop_8185
    @cheddarpop_8185 5 лет назад +186

    The entire video = me to a barbie

  • @PulseOfDivinity
    @PulseOfDivinity 5 лет назад +1137

    Don't cut off my ear or i won't be able to watch ASMR

    • @TheEvilleafy
      @TheEvilleafy 5 лет назад +70

      Just watch it with subtitles

    • @AAAAAA-tv9wg
      @AAAAAA-tv9wg 5 лет назад +50

      Well, technically you could watch ASMR without your ears...

    • @PulseOfDivinity
      @PulseOfDivinity 5 лет назад +35

      @@AAAAAA-tv9wg Sorry but we don't get technical at this barber shop

    • @stefanocarrara8253
      @stefanocarrara8253 5 лет назад +5

      @@AAAAAA-tv9wg 😂

    • @AAAAAA-tv9wg
      @AAAAAA-tv9wg 5 лет назад +6

      @@PulseOfDivinity Uh, technical, Dr.T knows about it

  • @karennrskovthygesen2851
    @karennrskovthygesen2851 4 года назад +582

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "Went for a trim, got tubercolosis and can't breathe"
    - satisfied costumer

  • @legendmimes7907
    @legendmimes7907 3 года назад +168

    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    “ I finally got my hair cut if there are any Titans call me you deserve it”
    -Eren Yeager

    • @jojid1342
      @jojid1342 3 года назад +3

      I’m a bit late, but this is my favorite comment lol

    • @HamoTheUltimate
      @HamoTheUltimate 3 года назад +1

      I dont understand.. what titans... Call you how... Why do they deserve it

    • @jojid1342
      @jojid1342 3 года назад +4

      @@HamoTheUltimate it’s an attack on titan reference, bud :)

    • @dripking1037
      @dripking1037 3 года назад +1

      aot is overrated as hell

    • @skycruz9003
      @skycruz9003 3 года назад

      @@dripking1037 like ur life dumb ass shut the actual fuck up

  • @piccoro714
    @piccoro714 4 года назад +613

    "He cut off my legs, but I got the trim I wanted atleast"
    -⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ customer who lost his legs in this place

  • @sluggz2982
    @sluggz2982 4 года назад +751

    ⭐️----
    He was whispering the whole time and I couldn’t hear him
    -broken headphones

  • @minto3522
    @minto3522 4 года назад +564

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works”
    -Stephanie from Lazy Town

    • @Usergeueyeu
      @Usergeueyeu 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Bloviated
      @Bloviated 3 года назад +5

      lol

    • @soggyricee
      @soggyricee 3 года назад +5

      YES.

    • @freya7151
      @freya7151 3 года назад +7

      WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BEEEE

    • @freya7151
      @freya7151 3 года назад +6

      Stephanie im such a huge fannn

  • @NoahSmyth
    @NoahSmyth 3 года назад +93

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️-
    “idk why he kept tapping the bottles but at least it sounded good”
    - confused customer

  • @SusJayMusic
    @SusJayMusic 5 лет назад +273

    id like to think the microphone's my head & he just talks that close to my forehead & looks straight past me

  • @jackpearson5251
    @jackpearson5251 5 лет назад +295

    Guys stop asking for squidward. Perfection takes time... We must wait for this masterpiece with patience
    Squidward

  • @Hailey-yt4nl
    @Hailey-yt4nl 5 лет назад +486

    Jojo: We've been very busy today..
    Also jojo: Your the first person to book here!

    • @JunoJPG
      @JunoJPG 5 лет назад +11

      He was busy almost cutting his eye open

    • @bradmcclintic6015
      @bradmcclintic6015 5 лет назад +1

      I know this wasn't a question but I wanted to ake it a goal to comment to as many people as posible......dont ask why.......

    • @oliverbiddle3063
      @oliverbiddle3063 5 лет назад

      Brad McClintic why

    • @JunoJPG
      @JunoJPG 5 лет назад +2

      @@oliverbiddle3063 you werent supposed to do that. Minus 50 points

    • @manipulative_antics
      @manipulative_antics 5 лет назад +1

      Cuz obv everybody was a walk in duhh

  • @chewbacca2664
    @chewbacca2664 3 года назад +25

    The person getting trimmed be like:
    “Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”

  • @aivavarkaviciute8856
    @aivavarkaviciute8856 5 лет назад +656

    Me: Mom I want to go to the hair salon
    Mom: We have hair salon at home
    Hair salon at home:

    • @zackmorse4566
      @zackmorse4566 4 года назад +4

      YES

    • @narc_potato7851
      @narc_potato7851 4 года назад +10

      Wait who tf has a hair salon at home

    • @flujayz7168
      @flujayz7168 4 года назад +4

      @@narc_potato7851 me mt dad cuts hair at my house we are a hood solon called good hood solon an we got the best lines ever

    • @jeebuschris950
      @jeebuschris950 4 года назад

      Why do you have a salon at your house?

    • @vaxcot
      @vaxcot 4 года назад +2

      @@narc_potato7851 it says it in ur name

  • @ElongatedMusketGun
    @ElongatedMusketGun 5 лет назад +556

    Me: *peacefully listening to ASMR*. Gatorade: PACKS CARBS TO REFUEL, AND ELECTROLYTES TO REPLENISH.

    • @speedwheel1807
      @speedwheel1807 5 лет назад +20

      No PLEASE, not the electrolytes to replenish! Anything but those!

    • @thecrunchh6
      @thecrunchh6 5 лет назад +2

      Not to be a picky Paul, but I'm pretty sure it's not Gatorade. Don't know what it truly is, but I think it's not Gatorade

    • @bradmcclintic6015
      @bradmcclintic6015 5 лет назад +4

      TAST MY ELECTROLYTES AND IF THAT DOSEN'T FINISH YOU THEN TAKE MY CARBS!!!!!! Lamooooooo!🤣

    • @blpanther16
      @blpanther16 5 лет назад +3

      Marcus Duby it is Gatorade, I had it recently

    • @thecrunchh6
      @thecrunchh6 5 лет назад +1

      @@blpanther16 ok cool hadn't had it in a while so wasn't sure

  • @civiliangaming9012
    @civiliangaming9012 5 лет назад +3174

    day ? of watching people asking for a squidward roleplay

  • @jakefreemusic9151
    @jakefreemusic9151 3 года назад +18

    ⭐⭐⭐- -
    "He cut my hair with a KNIFE. It was quite satisfying"
    - Insane customer

  • @rdsbobcatconstructio
    @rdsbobcatconstructio 5 лет назад +285

    ⭐⭐⭐
    " I am now somehow a pink version of the planet mercury"
    -Very confused planet

    • @Pepijnvos-lj4vc
      @Pepijnvos-lj4vc 4 года назад +2

      Why on the freddie planet tho?

    • @kcaelus
      @kcaelus 4 года назад

      Hehe Made this At 269

  • @kaxlex9378
    @kaxlex9378 5 лет назад +259

    "Yo this is some old water! Sorry" - JoJo
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

    • @kaxlex9378
      @kaxlex9378 4 года назад +1

      @Bic 211 JoJo siwa changed her look

    • @kaxlex9378
      @kaxlex9378 4 года назад

      @Bic 211 haha

    • @mjason8985
      @mjason8985 2 года назад +1

      wat is with the comments

  • @deeznutslmao660
    @deeznutslmao660 4 года назад +470

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    YES
    "Old water turns me on"
    --Very very VERY satisfied customer

  • @JuggalosownTinyTim
    @JuggalosownTinyTim 2 года назад +8

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “Very relaxing, he gave me just the hair I wanted! He was also so nice and even offered me some water and pop rocks! Very very satisfied with my care! Can’t wait for my next booking!”
    ~Customer

  • @moshedabash1265
    @moshedabash1265 5 лет назад +397

    Who else can't feel tingels but still watches asmr video?

    • @moshedabash1265
      @moshedabash1265 5 лет назад +12

      @Not the king of Israel yeah I do switch up asmr creators from time to time and it does help
      btw I'm from Israel

    • @bibble03
      @bibble03 5 лет назад +7

      i thought i was the only one....

    • @natalieburkett1160
      @natalieburkett1160 5 лет назад +8

      Me I use asmr to help me sleep

    • @ethan3056
      @ethan3056 5 лет назад +9

      I used to get tingles now I don’t or it’s just really specific triggers kinda sucks but still enjoyable

    • @ranger1653
      @ranger1653 5 лет назад +7

      I have been watching these videos for a while and at the start just because of the memes but then I started to enjoy them and kept watching them for the past two years and can’t feel tingles but still it gets me in a calm environment where I can fall asleep faster

  • @ToadtheGreat1
    @ToadtheGreat1 5 лет назад +465

    Me: goes to doctor for a sore throat
    Jojo: *aight we gonna put you through the femur breaker nothing to worry about*

    • @duccducc3186
      @duccducc3186 4 года назад +10

      *SCP 106 wants to know your location*

    • @mcknightujc
      @mcknightujc 4 года назад +2

      Scp 106 has eaten u

    • @Chipcats
      @Chipcats 4 года назад +1

      Scp 106 has entered the area

    • @justquoted80
      @justquoted80 4 года назад

      ducc ducc I don’t get it

    • @stevefoulds1815
      @stevefoulds1815 4 года назад +2

      SCP 106 has joined the chat

  • @boofenshmirtz3658
    @boofenshmirtz3658 4 года назад +9

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber
    -A very satisfied costumer

  • @vqidmc
    @vqidmc 5 лет назад +559

    What about “worst reviewed school”
    Where you teach stuff that is wrong

    • @connersweet9616
      @connersweet9616 5 лет назад +78

      So normal school?

    • @vqidmc
      @vqidmc 5 лет назад +30

      @@connersweet9616 lmao i cant agree more

    • @corevortex6198
      @corevortex6198 5 лет назад +6

      So best reviewed school because its easy

    • @isaacborer8409
      @isaacborer8409 4 года назад +5

      My teacher told my class that chickens and cows arnt native to the UK.

    • @heavycxmps7558
      @heavycxmps7558 4 года назад +3

      40x1 is 63838

  • @missgirl2089
    @missgirl2089 5 лет назад +588

    Moral Of The Story:
    *Dont*
    *Become*
    *A*
    *Janitor*

    • @xxxxxxxxx1652
      @xxxxxxxxx1652 5 лет назад +1

      :o

    • @zadigthejasp
      @zadigthejasp 5 лет назад +4

      DBAJ

    • @jklein9207
      @jklein9207 5 лет назад +4

      True true *Me starts dying of laughter*

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад +5

      @@jklein9207 just ask nugget or Monty from kindergarten 2

    • @zealoussky3747
      @zealoussky3747 4 года назад

      Wow good to see my old account comment is still here

  • @alexx13434
    @alexx13434 5 лет назад +502

    "you're developing a monobrow right there"
    *me, a redhead with literally no eyebrows: "oh no"

    • @KentoNanamisbbg
      @KentoNanamisbbg 4 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @finnsobey344
      @finnsobey344 4 года назад +7

      holy moly. #relatable I am also a redhead and since everyone is like " Where are your eyebrows" I reply "At least I don't have a unibrow like you"

    • @arseface726
      @arseface726 4 года назад +3

      Finn Sobey Yeah but what if they don’t have a unibrow

    • @chabbychub8316
      @chabbychub8316 4 года назад +2

      @@arseface726 so first, you're taking a waterproof pen...

    • @niamhkelly6806
      @niamhkelly6806 4 года назад +2

      Haha

  • @chloedunn426
    @chloedunn426 3 года назад +9

    * * * * *
    He was very gentle and his voice was so sweet and calming!

  • @thecolors1414
    @thecolors1414 5 лет назад +136

    Jojo: Does haircut ASMR
    Bald people: *jazz music stops*

    • @bananaloluwu-2675
      @bananaloluwu-2675 4 года назад +4

      Le oof
      Edit:OMG I GOT 1 LIKE!

    • @hoodie6872
      @hoodie6872 4 года назад +1

      *jazz music restarts as he cuts off their ears*

    • @tangerin3_4utumn
      @tangerin3_4utumn 4 года назад

      i can see this photo and it makes it so much funnier

  • @biszcuitboys
    @biszcuitboys 5 лет назад +208

    1 star. Hairdresser whispered the whole time and tapped on all the hair products which was very strange and uncomfortable for me.

    • @lisaideart5090
      @lisaideart5090 5 лет назад +1

      😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @freakydancer6968
      @freakydancer6968 5 лет назад +2

      4 stars it would have been five if I didn’t pick up so much sexual tension 😂😂😂

  • @MedicGaming07
    @MedicGaming07 5 лет назад +264

    Jojo: What can I do for you?
    Me: *yes*

    • @generalkaboom6642
      @generalkaboom6642 5 лет назад +3

      That answer doesn't make any sense!

    • @williamroderick6
      @williamroderick6 5 лет назад +1

      Oh dear 😂

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 5 лет назад +4

      General Kaboom you don't make any sense

    • @maximum6883
      @maximum6883 5 лет назад

      @@JS-iu3ce lmao that was so violent I shouldn't have laughed at your comment 😭😭✨

    • @mightymachines6675
      @mightymachines6675 5 лет назад +1

      @@generalkaboom6642 WOOOOOOOSH.

  • @ainsleyy5
    @ainsleyy5 3 года назад +7

    Asked for a haircut and got a haircut, I'm happy.
    -Satisfied Customer

  • @Ilovemaskedmen585
    @Ilovemaskedmen585 4 года назад +324

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    *5 STARS*
    “He got me a dead janitor”
    -scared customer

  • @MikefromBB7
    @MikefromBB7 4 года назад +113

    Me: listening with full volume and relaxing.
    Dove advertising: “I don’t think so.”

  • @liquidtags
    @liquidtags 5 лет назад +1315

    Girlfriend wakes: Wtf are you watching
    Me: I’m unsure
    Edit: Thanks for likes..

    • @andresl.193
      @andresl.193 5 лет назад +14

      That really happened?

    • @liquidtags
      @liquidtags 5 лет назад +21

      @@andresl.193 Really I swear on my nan

    • @yeetyeeterson5444
      @yeetyeeterson5444 5 лет назад +28

      Novaz
      If she judges you for watching ASMR bruh she gotta go /s

    • @andresl.193
      @andresl.193 5 лет назад +20

      @@yeetyeeterson5444 fact

    • @liquidtags
      @liquidtags 5 лет назад +11

      yeet yeeterson she lives at my house. She can go 😂

  • @picklejuice6590
    @picklejuice6590 2 года назад +2

    I love how in this one the rp character actually is trying and stuff and is really nice and is trying to help get your hair cute but they just inexperienced.

  • @Im2kwlMSP
    @Im2kwlMSP 5 лет назад +243

    Now that’s a business idea: a hairdressers that does asmr whilst cutting your hair

    • @brendanhunter389
      @brendanhunter389 5 лет назад +4

      Asmr anil cakmak tv does that very thing

    • @torij9915
      @torij9915 5 лет назад

      Omg trademark it NOW

    • @mohamadyt2609
      @mohamadyt2609 5 лет назад +1

      Huh? Fool you might as well just go to salon man

    • @mrthebuticanthavethathandle
      @mrthebuticanthavethathandle 5 лет назад

      That also does it at 30PM In the morning *zooms in* And dyes your hair pink and orange using liquid mecury.

    • @TheJjb1986
      @TheJjb1986 5 лет назад

      You literally mean Anil Cakmak. He beat you to it by a lot

  • @aidendeblase00
    @aidendeblase00 4 года назад +85

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I was too lazy to shave my own head so he helped me out”
    -Very satisfied customer

  • @deadlamp5101
    @deadlamp5101 5 лет назад +204

    Jojo: just a simple trim right, got it
    Also jojo: so were just going to dye you hair pink

  • @jolelopez2305
    @jolelopez2305 3 года назад +11

    You are the first customer
    Customer: it is 8pm
    Jojo: it has been a busy night

  • @KeepCalmAndGamePRO
    @KeepCalmAndGamePRO 5 лет назад +389

    Jojo: Uses school scissors
    Me: Seems legit, no wonder he got 1 stars, #1 is the best!

  • @manageri555
    @manageri555 5 лет назад +354

    When will jojo do the "one star open heart surgergeon" asmr

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 5 лет назад

      Manageri555 THIS!!!

    • @lazysquxd6306
      @lazysquxd6306 5 лет назад

      Manageri555 nuuu I’m scared of surgery’s

    • @arkgaige3296
      @arkgaige3296 5 лет назад +1

      Lol u shouldn’t be awake for that appointment

    • @Joseph-fn8cz
      @Joseph-fn8cz 5 лет назад +5

      @@arkgaige3296 well it would be worst reviewed

    • @corevortex6198
      @corevortex6198 5 лет назад +1

      It should be 5 star but its only 5 because a murderer made someone go and the murderer rated 5 and its in this style of the 1 star ones

  • @creativeladykay237
    @creativeladykay237 4 года назад +264

    🌟- - - -
    "How the heck did he get mercury? WHY does he have mercury?"
    -*a deeply terrifiyed costumer*

    • @christianrocks9714
      @christianrocks9714 4 года назад +5

      I am more concerned on who is giving him mercury

    • @wij8044
      @wij8044 4 года назад +10

      @@christianrocks9714 The same people giving him plutonium. He should expose them in "Worst Reviewed Nuclear Arms Dealer"

    • @Arktic06
      @Arktic06 3 года назад

      @@christianrocks9714 *fear*

    • @latunen5241
      @latunen5241 3 года назад

      Terrified* dumb*ss

    • @bujuwaj8842
      @bujuwaj8842 3 года назад +1

      @@latunen5241 its called a mistake, like you

  • @sonicfan9144
    @sonicfan9144 3 года назад +2

    "I'll get you a tall glass of water."
    (Barely pours any)
    I can't-oh my gosh! LOL!

  • @mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509
    @mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 5 лет назад +2393

    T- those
    I- incredible
    N- noises
    G- got
    L- literally
    E- everyone
    S- sleeping

  • @paigeduarte3124
    @paigeduarte3124 4 года назад +1850

    🌟 - - - -
    “There was no manager to complain to.”
    -Karen

  • @justabottomtryingtotopthew2383
    @justabottomtryingtotopthew2383 4 года назад +56

    "Tall glass of water"
    💧
    "That should be enough, right?"

  • @definitive9426
    @definitive9426 3 года назад +15

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "I just went there to dye my hair pink. I think he is a professional at hair dyeing hairs."
    *-A satisfied costumer*

  • @girlysoap9031
    @girlysoap9031 5 лет назад +324

    ⭐☆☆☆☆
    I waited outside for my mom for ages and havent seen her yet, only a large black bag on a long tray was wheeled out by some men.
    -timmy jr

    • @pixels8762
      @pixels8762 4 года назад +8

      zombie brains yep she’s kicked the bucket

    • @blue._.t0ast
      @blue._.t0ast 4 года назад +10

      Don’t know what to tell u timmy

    • @vodu990
      @vodu990 4 года назад +6

      shes taking a vacation

    • @funtimefreddy4204
      @funtimefreddy4204 4 года назад +8

      Damn that’s dark!

    • @toastonham
      @toastonham 4 года назад +4

      Nah she's just asleep

  • @bestfreshmaninthenation
    @bestfreshmaninthenation 5 лет назад +217

    "Oops I cut your ear I'll just get you a bandaid"
    Van Gogh and school nurses have entered the chat
    Edit 1: Don't mind the comment section

    • @SimplyKelp
      @SimplyKelp 4 года назад +1

      🌊

    • @sourlemonations
      @sourlemonations 4 года назад +3

      The ice don’t forget the ice

    • @bestfreshmaninthenation
      @bestfreshmaninthenation 4 года назад +1

      @@sourlemonations oh crap my bad

    • @thatoneperson4311
      @thatoneperson4311 4 года назад +2

      My school they have a nurse that kisses your forehead and that heals your whole body because that’s her quirk

    • @wake_up6792
      @wake_up6792 4 года назад +2

      What school nurse think they are: the healer
      What they are: ice queen

  • @hellotherewewooooo
    @hellotherewewooooo 5 лет назад +1652

    I don’t know why everyone is commenting for a squidward role play I am here for a peppa pig one
    Edit- Thanks for the Likes it’s gonna help with the role play petition

  • @yummytoesies3843
    @yummytoesies3843 3 года назад +3

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “he cleaned my wig for me, very nice”
    -bald guy

  • @wowie_asmr4631
    @wowie_asmr4631 4 года назад +122

    ⭐️ ⭐️- - -
    “He didn’t comb my hair first. “
    -unsatisfied Customer

  • @jimmyschannel9
    @jimmyschannel9 4 года назад +645

    ⭐️☆☆☆☆
    “Why was he whispering?”
    -Karen

    • @proheadpopper
      @proheadpopper 4 года назад +28

      @Toxicity King you dont understand the joke

    • @fdp478
      @fdp478 4 года назад +6

      Toxicity King lol

    • @jimmyschannel9
      @jimmyschannel9 4 года назад

      Uhh Man ...

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 года назад +6

      @Uhh Man Cringe

    • @jimmydollarsign
      @jimmydollarsign 4 года назад +5

      @Toxicity King the joke is we are portraying this as someones actual experience

  • @legendaryalfaro5975
    @legendaryalfaro5975 4 года назад +98

    “Your our first customer today”
    “Its been a very busy day”

  • @jhamham
    @jhamham 2 года назад +1

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He gave me not only a haircut but a beyond joyful experience at one of the happiest places on earth.”

  • @soudascribbles7787
    @soudascribbles7787 4 года назад +84

    I love doing this, so here are the funniest moments:
    *spins scissors around and proceeds to cut own hair *
    "I'm just joking, literally no one has ever made a booking here"
    "You're our first customer of the day! Yes, its 8:30 pm at night. * s m i l e *"
    "I think he died in there-"
    "Ya boi's got you"
    "Me doing this to your hair has ruined your day? lol"
    "You're molting quite a bit"
    "Just some toxic chemicals that's it. At worst you'll get mercury poisoning"
    "Just a little bit of a trim, like this much *shows less than an inch* yeah ok *cuts off entire strand of hair*"
    "Oh sorry, was that your ear?"

    • @abby3147
      @abby3147 4 года назад

      UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raccbee1088
      @raccbee1088 4 года назад +1

      adding to the "you're our first customer of the day!..."
      "its been a very busy day"

  • @ariannacleveland
    @ariannacleveland 4 года назад +525

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Why on earth was he whispering?
    -Deaf Costumer

    • @pinki6828
      @pinki6828 3 года назад +19

      Wait a minute....

    • @freya7151
      @freya7151 3 года назад +52

      Wait how can you hear hes wispering?
      -blind costumer

    • @ChesnokOrNot
      @ChesnokOrNot 3 года назад +3

      Hol' up

    • @bobuildr7368
      @bobuildr7368 3 года назад +30

      @@freya7151 How did you read their text
      - Illiterate customer

    • @gic6485
      @gic6485 3 года назад +22

      @@bobuildr7368 What the fuck
      -Doctor

  • @prodbynatty8071
    @prodbynatty8071 5 лет назад +5340

    once again waiting for sqidward asmr role play also check my new beat leave a like and lmk what u think :)

  • @smøkeynagata-w4p
    @smøkeynagata-w4p 3 года назад +26

    Me: “Jojo is so good that my whole family is asleep.” Common sense: “ No it is because it is 3:16 in the morning.” Me: “ nonsense when have I been wrong.”

  • @Pabzz_
    @Pabzz_ 5 лет назад +110

    Whole comment section for the past months: Squidward role play
    Jojo: Extreme hair cutting