ASMR worst reviewed haircut
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2019
- Please leave 5 stars I have to feed my pet Minecraft dog and cat.
Hope you all enjoy this ASMR Haircut "Worst Reviewed" video! Huge shoutout to Gibi and the other creative content creators who have been making these!
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Five year old me cutting my doll’s hair:
LOL SAME OMG
@Madison Burrell that was just a joke lol
@@zoeradkeig hi
@@zoeradkeig my dog's name is zoë...it's spelled like that
HighYeenUh relatable
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“He cut off my ears”
-the new Van Gogh
Thank you
I’m not English so I’m really bad😅
@@macaco358 *I’m not English so I’m really bad😅*
@@macaco358 he means Van Gogh only cut off one ear, grammar was fine.
Teqir bruh me when I was cutting my hair my self
Teqir nO
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I’m allergic to hair dye
-Man with fabulous hair in Hospital
My hair is amazing, but it cost me my life
@ThatMinecraftKid u tried to do the chain and it didn't work lol
Wait
I maybe allergic to hair dye but at least I didn’t DIE.
I’ll leave
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"He shaved off my eyelashes and turned it into a sweater. I needed a gift for my friend so it works."
-Spongbob
My favorite
Spunch glop
@@DapperDan-zx9fu oh hell nah spunch bop
S p o n g
Asoingbob
what about “worst rated ASMRtist” where you scream and punch at the mic
Anonymous Avocado just 3seconds long?
Anonymous Avocado ruclips.net/video/CL_BTmrrZW8/видео.html he doesn’t scream but punches you
Reyong ASMR too does punch you
Moon Child that brought me on a journey bro😂 I watched like 3 vids
*jasonr intensifies*
Jojo: *kills off my hair follicles and gives me mercury poisoning*
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🚬🐺
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😅😅🤣🤣
☀️☀️☀️
Gavin Lee : D you became delusional
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.
Timestamps
0:00 long intro (start)
1:12 giving you a glass of water
1:18 carries on
1:46 talks about your hair cut
2:42 dyes your hair pink
3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood
3:38 sprays your hair with water
5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck
6:14 pulls out in growth hair
8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth
9:12 brushes your hair
13:03 snips your hair
13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69)
14:00 snips and brushes your hair
14:56 just snips again
16:00 strokes your hair
16:28 rubs your hair
17:30 brushs and shaves your hair
17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair
19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth
19:57 brushs and snips your hair again
21:00 sprays water on hair
21:30 da pink hair again
22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though
22:10 talks about stuff aka outro
23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning
Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time
Good night 🌘
Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!
shut the fuck up
- again, otherly inthusi im not gonna pronounce it black guy.
Thx
@@jay_cannizzaro3724 shut up
“Weird cola sweet” bruh he literally said the name in the video
@@jeffjeff2514 wdym he said the name in the title
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“ Don’t know why he’s giving me a haircut in an dark alleyway and whispering to me. “
-Normal Customer
Beautiful comment
If the average rating is one star and this one is above one star, that means that there are reviews below one star.
That’s what worst reviewed barbers do.
Bootaful
Lol
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“He cut off my forehead skin”
-Jojo Siwa
fritata that’s what I read it as too till I saw this comment
😂😂😂😂
There’s probably something to be said that a lot of us read forehead skin as foreskin.
what
Oh my, It’s baby siren head
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look!
-Impressed Customer
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"He forced me into the 3rd person, i can't get back-- help me"
-3rd Person Steve
I'm in second person and now you wonder what does second person look like
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
hello caesar
@@romaniac205x7 i’m pretty sure that there is no second person
@@mjason8985 Yes
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“My hair was already way too pink”
- Stephanie, Lazytown
Lol
The perfect sound of candy is This candy asmr
My nostalgia just.. i-.. I have no words. Ur a god. Ur amazing
@@_kendra__8563 omg thanks
I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂
🌟🌟🌟🌟-
"I woke up in his basement and he started to give me a haircut, I'm still stuck here but my hair looks great"
-Scardly Satisfied Kidnap victim
Habit are you ok did he make you give him four stars
*69 likes*
@@about1082 Lmao
😀🔫
Sangwoo who lol
⭐️
“I don’t know what hair he’s cutting if I don’t have any”
-Bald customer
Underrated comment
BALL
Hair he's cutting
Mustache or beard?
@LamboLando Gaming i honestly don't know i competed that at like 4 in the morning
⭐
He kept on spraying me like I was misbehaving
- A cat
My mum still hasn’t come out
Only a weird pink haired woman who said “come with me, son”. I ran
-Little Josh
Lol 💀
GO BACK!
Lmao
LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLLL
THIS THE FUNNNEH
@@bengallagher9087 Jesus Christ calm the fuck down
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
YES
“The dead janitor smell is hot”
-Satisfied Client
EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
FUNNNEHHH
1000 YES
Dax isnt dead lol
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
“ I finally got my hair cut if there are any Titans call me you deserve it”
-Eren Yeager
I’m a bit late, but this is my favorite comment lol
I dont understand.. what titans... Call you how... Why do they deserve it
@@HamoTheUltimate it’s an attack on titan reference, bud :)
aot is overrated as hell
@@dripking1037 like ur life dumb ass shut the actual fuck up
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“ I wanna make sure he can feed his Minecraft dog and cat”
- A kind customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He had a relaxing voice- cant hear it now he chopped off me ears”
-newly deaf customer
😂😂😂
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He burned my sideburns,dyed my hair pink AND EVEN DIAGNOSED ME WITH MERCURY AND SCOLIOSIS
-impressed customer
Mercury poisoning is highly deadly
@TheAspiringTuber r/woooosh
@@thezimchannel7361 hilarious
@@ps4nowwoot972 I'm glad you cleared that up.
@@allgunsblazed9106 sarcasm
⭐️
“He brushed my hair so hard that I now look like Sia.”
-Beyoncé
How come no one is noticing you as a verified RUclipsr?!
@@deepicrat7935 who would want to notice a gacha tuber 💀
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 my man just because theres some bad people in the community doesn't mean gachatubers are bad 💀
@@Milesmorales79 gacha tubers are cringe imo lol, like leave fandoms alone and the characters alone your just making cringe
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.
⭐⭐⭐- -
"He cut my hair with a KNIFE. It was quite satisfying"
- Insane customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes.
But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY
✨R E F R E S H I N G✨
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats some high quality H2O
- Waterboy (Adam Sandler)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lol I forgot about that
⭐️ - - - -
“The haircut took 3 hours!”
- *bald elderly man*
Very long hair cut huh?
Seems about righr
Excuse my bad grammar I am a frog after all
Turns out he cut one hair
@@icydoesyt here a sub from me
The person getting trimmed be like:
“Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️-
“idk why he kept tapping the bottles but at least it sounded good”
- confused customer
⭐️
“He shaved my head, made my hair into a wig and put it on his microphone.”
-A frightening customer
@Katsuki Bakugou no the customer is scary
@@artiejay Lmfao
This is the best comment I’ve seen on this video lol
@Katsuki Bakugou your name seems familier
@@foxbearvr9100 Wow two angry boom boom boys
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"Went for a trim, got tubercolosis and can't breathe"
- satisfied costumer
XD
I star
I'm dead
-satisfied customer
This was a good day
It must suck how you're named karen
@@internetexplorer8121 well... the jokes are getting old
@@karennrskovthygesen2851 silence karen
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The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber
-A very satisfied costumer
You are the first customer
Customer: it is 8pm
Jojo: it has been a busy night
OH GOD-
⭐️⭐️🌟-
“I thought this was a restaurant”
-man who wanted Panda Express
he had the *munchies*
Now I want some
*a*
Yo that only makes 4 stars total
The entire video = me to a barbie
ThatOneStar_ Here lol
* * * * *
He was very gentle and his voice was so sweet and calming!
ive been coming back to this video ever since it came out, puts me to sleep every time
Imagine your hair dresser starting to tap the water bottle for 3 minutes straight
Aolo ce facem Raule?
that's why they call it tap water
imagine them dying your hair and only after saying you might get mercury poisoning 😂
@@edward6359 ima report you just for that pun
Id laugh 😂😂😂
Me getting ready to spray that spider with Raid:
4:38
Brinley Hull I step on them
Jrr_killz how do u step on one that’s on the wall
@@zhxry You can't walk on walls? Huh. Might wanna get that checked out, mate. That's not normal..
@@comradedrugs711 😂
I get out the 1 textbook i never use *ever*
Asked for a haircut and got a haircut, I'm happy.
-Satisfied Customer
I love your worst reviewed series!
"you're the first costomer today"
"yeah it's been a very busy day"
Yeah that makes sense
I agree
Yea
😆
Well fight him
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!!
~ Satisfied Customer
Lol i booked my appointment at 11:10 p.m.
Booked mine at midnight
Olivia Thomas Mango IM DEAD😂💀
✒️
Mine was at 3:33 am
"I'll get you a tall glass of water."
(Barely pours any)
I can't-oh my gosh! LOL!
8:15 this part Is tingly but now I really want pop rocks 😥😥
⭐️
i don’t think the janitor was dead😳
~creeped out customer
The janitor was the cosmotologist
Plot twist the janitor was the murderer and used the bathroom as a stash
Wdym
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*"Amazing hair stylist"*
"I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was.
I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."
Made me laugh so much and made my day ty
Lol
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Amazing
He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back
Jojo, your vidoes have made an impact on my sleep. I can actually go to sleep now without having to fall asleep to my dad yelling. Thank you so much. :)
I love how in this one the rp character actually is trying and stuff and is really nice and is trying to help get your hair cute but they just inexperienced.
id like to think the microphone's my head & he just talks that close to my forehead & looks straight past me
"how to talk to short people"
Lol 😂
*Mind Blows to smithereens*
Oh right.... Your not wrong
Lmao
⭐️ ☆☆☆☆
“He didn’t like my unibrow”
-Upset customer
🌟☆☆☆☆
He ruined my hair
-unhappy customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I had a crush on Van Gogh
-a crazy customer
★☆☆☆☆
⭐️☆☆☆☆
“He wouldn’t stop whispering and talking to a camera”
-pink haired woman
Hey hey😂 deny no guest even the most ridiculous request 🦀
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“Very relaxing, he gave me just the hair I wanted! He was also so nice and even offered me some water and pop rocks! Very very satisfied with my care! Can’t wait for my next booking!”
~Customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“he cleaned my wig for me, very nice”
-bald guy
Jojo: So that will be $365 :
*Mercury poisoning kicking in*
Nicky Harrison in first to comment
Worst reviewed haircut, my arse.
Best one I've ever had, I will make sure to recommended you to my friends.
If I had any.
Lol deserves a like
Jeeze man, are you ok?
@@zukowys thank you, have you heard of Joe the barber? I really suggest you check it out.
Paco OfTaco whos joe?
😏
Paco OfTaco this haircut: five stars on yelp
I have never made it past one of these videos without laughing or falling asleep and these are so funny, I was barely able to stay awake long enough to write this.
Me: “Jojo is so good that my whole family is asleep.” Common sense: “ No it is because it is 3:16 in the morning.” Me: “ nonsense when have I been wrong.”
Make sure things are looking good.
@@ninjamaster9805 😭💀
"Yo this is some old water! Sorry" - JoJo
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@Bic 211 JoJo siwa changed her look
@Bic 211 haha
wat is with the comments
jojo: I'm just gonna dye your hair pink
me with freshly dyed pink hair: well this is awkward
JoJo's Awkward Adventure
but did he do a good job?
I watch this every night and it’s not the worst review. It’s the best video I’ve ever seen and you’re my favourite RUclipsr ever😂❤
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"I just went there to dye my hair pink. I think he is a professional at hair dyeing hairs."
*-A satisfied costumer*
0 Stars.
"I'm bald."
The Bald Guy
U did it wrong
@@sartenazo8106 tf u on about
Sartenazo no u
Sartenazo noob
@@jimmyschannel9 thanks for the support 😂😂
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" I am now somehow a pink version of the planet mercury"
-Very confused planet
Why on the freddie planet tho?
Hehe Made this At 269
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“‘my hair looks amazing but it’s cRUsTy”
-me
I have come back a year later and concluded that this comment was very cringey and this video is so full of tingly sounds, it always puts me to sleep.
-still a very satisfied customer
Now you come back 2 years later! ;)
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Never had someone dye my hair so quickly before!! Was so great and love the pink!
"He cut off my legs, but I got the trim I wanted atleast"
-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ customer who lost his legs in this place
Neese!!!
Wow
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IF...
DID I GET THE KAREN CUT?!?
WTF
I’m your 501th like
⭐️----
He was whispering the whole time and I couldn’t hear him
-broken headphones
You think
Ui
@@fedsrwatching111 r/wooooosh? or are you just 5?
Same
-People who don't know what ASMR is.
⭐⭐⭐--
"good cut, I smell like coyote urine but on the plus side the water tasted like a baguette."
-a French dude who thinks everything tastes like baguettes
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I went home and my mom said “i like your cut g“
- satisfied customer
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
“He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works”
-Stephanie from Lazy Town
😂😂😂
lol
YES.
WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BEEEE
Stephanie im such a huge fannn
"Tall glass of water"
💧
"That should be enough, right?"
The beginning made laugh instead of sleep. Loved it
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“He gave me not only a haircut but a beyond joyful experience at one of the happiest places on earth.”
What we look like
👂🏻👁👄👁👂🏻
👩
bruh we have 4 eyes and 4 ears now?
@@joshthenormie1019 bruh moment
I was looking for this!!😂😂
Lmao
👁👄👁
Jojo: What can I do for you?
Me: *yes*
That answer doesn't make any sense!
Oh dear 😂
General Kaboom you don't make any sense
@@JS-iu3ce lmao that was so violent I shouldn't have laughed at your comment 😭😭✨
@@generalkaboom6642 WOOOOOOOSH.
Jojo: would you like some water?
Me: no that’s okay I brought my own-
Jojo: G I V E I T T O M E
Me: wha-
Jojo: *brings out scissors* I NEED IT
⭐️⭐️-
"When he sprayed the water, it smelled hella sus and he didn't spray my head smh."
🌟 - - - -
“There was no manager to complain to.”
-Karen
yes
Hell yes
Wait if there is no boss they can do whatever
Very original
Stop insulting karen
I cannot like all of these comment and reddit memes
Me: goes to doctor for a sore throat
Jojo: *aight we gonna put you through the femur breaker nothing to worry about*
*SCP 106 wants to know your location*
Scp 106 has eaten u
Scp 106 has entered the area
ducc ducc I don’t get it
SCP 106 has joined the chat
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Loved all the service throughout, when I walked in I saw him proceeding to cut his hair and then he thought for a moment, made me laugh!
10/10 ⭐️ ASMR was so good it made me knock over a cup by my nightstand which shattered and woke up my whole family so I had to clean up broken glass by my bed at 11 PM
Me: Mom I want to go to the hair salon
Mom: We have hair salon at home
Hair salon at home:
YES
Wait who tf has a hair salon at home
@@narc_potato7851 me mt dad cuts hair at my house we are a hood solon called good hood solon an we got the best lines ever
Why do you have a salon at your house?
@@narc_potato7851 it says it in ur name
“Your our first customer today”
“Its been a very busy day”
Hahah grammar one on one
@@_ads.jpeg115 you're not friendly to him
@@lexiebargelski9861 English 100
⭐️ - - - -
- he put a wig on my head and cut that and not my hair
Ironically I'm watching a guy whispering to drown out my mum shouting 😂
🌟- - - -
"How the heck did he get mercury? WHY does he have mercury?"
-*a deeply terrifiyed costumer*
I am more concerned on who is giving him mercury
@@christianrocks9714 The same people giving him plutonium. He should expose them in "Worst Reviewed Nuclear Arms Dealer"
@@christianrocks9714 *fear*
Terrified* dumb*ss
@@latunen5241 its called a mistake, like you
Me: listening with full volume and relaxing.
Dove advertising: “I don’t think so.”
Just skip the video then press replay
@@charliewaddell7214 it worked omg thank you
“I’m about to ruin this mans whole career
Just grab youtube vanced
@@connorzubington2829 im ✨broke✨
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- That water he got me was amazing.
-A very happy customer
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Very good price for all the work. Great for someone on a budget. Love the pink color and the OVERFLOWING cup of water. Thank you ☺️
-very satisfied customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“I was too lazy to shave my own head so he helped me out”
-Very satisfied customer
T- those
I- incredible
N- noises
G- got
L- literally
E- everyone
S- sleeping
This deserves more likes
@@moistcatfood790 I guess lmao
@@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 did you think of this?
Because that is very true
@@moistcatfood790 Yea it just popped up in my mind
It has 69 likes
Now it has 520
not me watching all of the worst reviewed and watching them all over again cause there all so good...
same
Bro the part that it dings when he gives you water😊 so good
When will jojo do the "one star open heart surgergeon" asmr
Manageri555 THIS!!!
Manageri555 nuuu I’m scared of surgery’s
Lol u shouldn’t be awake for that appointment
@@arkgaige3296 well it would be worst reviewed
It should be 5 star but its only 5 because a murderer made someone go and the murderer rated 5 and its in this style of the 1 star ones
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Why on earth was he whispering?
-Deaf Costumer
Wait a minute....
Wait how can you hear hes wispering?
-blind costumer
Hol' up
@@freya7151 How did you read their text
- Illiterate customer
@@bobuildr7368 What the fuck
-Doctor
"-and I'm seeing you're developing a bit of a monobrow"
like... this is literally the only thing in my life I'm succeeding in
it all started here quality content where jojo can be himself and funny while still doing great asmr
What about “worst reviewed school”
Where you teach stuff that is wrong
So normal school?
@@connersweet9616 lmao i cant agree more
So best reviewed school because its easy
My school during a test
My teacher told my class that chickens and cows arnt native to the UK.
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I waited outside for my mom for ages and havent seen her yet, only a large black bag on a long tray was wheeled out by some men.
-timmy jr
zombie brains yep she’s kicked the bucket
Don’t know what to tell u timmy
shes taking a vacation
Damn that’s dark!
Nah she's just asleep
Im getting a long awaited haircut tomorrow(my hair goes to my waist and im getting it cut basically like his hair), this is good preparation
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“Best hair stylist EVER deserves more then the star limit”