Timestamps 0:00 long intro (start) 1:12 giving you a glass of water 1:18 carries on 1:46 talks about your hair cut 2:42 dyes your hair pink 3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood 3:38 sprays your hair with water 5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck 6:14 pulls out in growth hair 8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth 9:12 brushes your hair 13:03 snips your hair 13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69) 14:00 snips and brushes your hair 14:56 just snips again 16:00 strokes your hair 16:28 rubs your hair 17:30 brushs and shaves your hair 17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair 19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth 19:57 brushs and snips your hair again 21:00 sprays water on hair 21:30 da pink hair again 22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though 22:10 talks about stuff aka outro 23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time Good night 🌘 Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!! ~ Satisfied Customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes. But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY ✨R E F R E S H I N G✨
I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *"Amazing hair stylist"* "I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was. I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look! -Impressed Customer
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works” -Stephanie from Lazy Town
The person getting trimmed be like: “Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Very relaxing, he gave me just the hair I wanted! He was also so nice and even offered me some water and pop rocks! Very very satisfied with my care! Can’t wait for my next booking!” ~Customer
I have been watching these videos for a while and at the start just because of the memes but then I started to enjoy them and kept watching them for the past two years and can’t feel tingles but still it gets me in a calm environment where I can fall asleep faster
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber -A very satisfied costumer
I love how in this one the rp character actually is trying and stuff and is really nice and is trying to help get your hair cute but they just inexperienced.
I don’t know why everyone is commenting for a squidward role play I am here for a peppa pig one Edit- Thanks for the Likes it’s gonna help with the role play petition
I love doing this, so here are the funniest moments: *spins scissors around and proceeds to cut own hair * "I'm just joking, literally no one has ever made a booking here" "You're our first customer of the day! Yes, its 8:30 pm at night. * s m i l e *" "I think he died in there-" "Ya boi's got you" "Me doing this to your hair has ruined your day? lol" "You're molting quite a bit" "Just some toxic chemicals that's it. At worst you'll get mercury poisoning" "Just a little bit of a trim, like this much *shows less than an inch* yeah ok *cuts off entire strand of hair*" "Oh sorry, was that your ear?"
Me: “Jojo is so good that my whole family is asleep.” Common sense: “ No it is because it is 3:16 in the morning.” Me: “ nonsense when have I been wrong.”
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“ Don’t know why he’s giving me a haircut in an dark alleyway and whispering to me. “
-Normal Customer
Beautiful comment
If the average rating is one star and this one is above one star, that means that there are reviews below one star.
That’s what worst reviewed barbers do.
Bootaful
Lol
Five year old me cutting my doll’s hair:
LOL SAME OMG
@Madison Burrell that was just a joke lol
@@zoeradkeig hi
@@zoeradkeig my dog's name is zoë...it's spelled like that
HighYeenUh relatable
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“He cut off my ears”
-the new Van Gogh
Thank you
I’m not English so I’m really bad😅
@@macaco358 *I’m not English so I’m really bad😅*
@@macaco358 he means Van Gogh only cut off one ear, grammar was fine.
Teqir bruh me when I was cutting my hair my self
Teqir nO
Timestamps
0:00 long intro (start)
1:12 giving you a glass of water
1:18 carries on
1:46 talks about your hair cut
2:42 dyes your hair pink
3:18 makes sure your hairs lookin goooood
3:38 sprays your hair with water
5:10 puts water on the sides of your neck
6:14 pulls out in growth hair
8:10 puts pop rocks in his mouth
9:12 brushes your hair
13:03 snips your hair
13:54 CAR HORN (credit to el_gato_bedwars69)
14:00 snips and brushes your hair
14:56 just snips again
16:00 strokes your hair
16:28 rubs your hair
17:30 brushs and shaves your hair
17:37 says he'll put shaving cream on your hair
19:17 wraps up but somehow when he was putting shaving cream on he got it on his mouth
19:57 brushs and snips your hair again
21:00 sprays water on hair
21:30 da pink hair again
22:05 makes you pay $365 I use pounds though
22:10 talks about stuff aka outro
23:21 you walk out and look "very attractive" and you "totally" don't die of Mercury poisoning
Hope you have good dreams (*SPEEDRUN TUNE*) and see you another time
Good night 🌘
Thanks for 100 likes, never had this much!
shut the fuck up
- again, otherly inthusi im not gonna pronounce it black guy.
Thx
@@jay_cannizzaro3724 shut up
“Weird cola sweet” bruh he literally said the name in the video
@@jeffjeff2514 wdym he said the name in the title
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He had a relaxing voice- cant hear it now he chopped off me ears”
-newly deaf customer
😂😂😂
My mum still hasn’t come out
Only a weird pink haired woman who said “come with me, son”. I ran
-Little Josh
Lol 💀
GO BACK!
Lmao
LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOLLL
THIS THE FUNNNEH
@@bengallagher9087 Jesus Christ calm the fuck down
⭐️
“He shaved my head, made my hair into a wig and put it on his microphone.”
-A frightening customer
@Katsuki Bakugou no the customer is scary
@@artiejay Lmfao
This is the best comment I’ve seen on this video lol
@Katsuki Bakugou your name seems familier
@@foxbearvr9100 Wow two angry boom boom boys
⭐️
I’m allergic to hair dye
-Man with fabulous hair in Hospital
My hair is amazing, but it cost me my life
Wait
I maybe allergic to hair dye but at least I didn’t DIE.
I’ll leave
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He burned my sideburns,dyed my hair pink AND EVEN DIAGNOSED ME WITH MERCURY AND SCOLIOSIS
-impressed customer
Mercury poisoning is highly deadly
@TheAspiringTuber r/woooosh
@@thezimchannel7361 hilarious
@@ps4nowwoot972 I'm glad you cleared that up.
@@allgunsblazed9106 sarcasm
🌟🌟🌟🌟-
"I woke up in his basement and he started to give me a haircut, I'm still stuck here but my hair looks great"
-Scardly Satisfied Kidnap victim
Habit are you ok did he make you give him four stars
*69 likes*
@@about1082 Lmao
😀🔫
Sangwoo who lol
what about “worst rated ASMRtist” where you scream and punch at the mic
Anonymous Avocado just 3seconds long?
Anonymous Avocado ruclips.net/video/CL_BTmrrZW8/видео.html he doesn’t scream but punches you
Reyong ASMR too does punch you
Moon Child that brought me on a journey bro😂 I watched like 3 vids
*jasonr intensifies*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
broke into the hospital and started whispering at me and even took my hair off after dying it and put it on his mic. magical experience! 😍 i knew it wasnt just the meds.
Imagine your hair dresser starting to tap the water bottle for 3 minutes straight
Aolo ce facem Raule?
that's why they call it tap water
imagine them dying your hair and only after saying you might get mercury poisoning 😂
@@edward6359 ima report you just for that pun
Id laugh 😂😂😂
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
YES
“The dead janitor smell is hot”
-Satisfied Client
EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
FUNNNEHHH
1000 YES
Dax isnt dead lol
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Loved the service, seems so legit. I'm kinda the weird one for booking an appointment at 8:30 p.m. But he handled it like a champ. Also, the bathroom has rats, and I like rats. Yes, the janitor is dead in there, but they have toilet paper in ALL OF THE STALLS. The tall glass of water I was given was beyond refreshing. Thank you, barber Jo!!!
~ Satisfied Customer
Lol i booked my appointment at 11:10 p.m.
Booked mine at midnight
Olivia Thomas Mango IM DEAD😂💀
✒️
Mine was at 3:33 am
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"He shaved off my eyelashes and turned it into a sweater. I needed a gift for my friend so it works."
-Spongbob
My favorite
Spunch glop
@@DapperDan-zx9fu oh hell nah spunch bop
S p o n g
Asoingbob
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“He shaved my sisters head, and my moms eyebrows, my dads beard, even my brothers eyelashes.
But that TALL, FRESH, BEAUTIFUL, CLEAR, glass of water was EXTREMELY
✨R E F R E S H I N G✨
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats some high quality H2O
- Waterboy (Adam Sandler)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Lol I forgot about that
Jojo: *kills off my hair follicles and gives me mercury poisoning*
Me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🚬🐺
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐😅😅🤣🤣
☀️☀️☀️
Gavin Lee : D you became delusional
⭐️ - - - -
“My hair was already way too pink”
- Stephanie, Lazytown
Lol
The perfect sound of candy is This candy asmr
My nostalgia just.. i-.. I have no words. Ur a god. Ur amazing
@@_kendra__8563 omg thanks
I grew up with lazy town who was that blue guy called with the go compare mustache call he ate vegetables 😂😂😂😂 also I love how there are only three ppl in the show every one else is a puppet😂😂😂😂
⭐️
“I don’t know what hair he’s cutting if I don’t have any”
-Bald customer
Underrated comment
BALL
Hair he's cutting
Mustache or beard?
@LamboLando Gaming i honestly don't know i competed that at like 4 in the morning
Jojo: So that will be $365 :
*Mercury poisoning kicking in*
Nicky Harrison in first to comment
jojo: I'm just gonna dye your hair pink
me with freshly dyed pink hair: well this is awkward
JoJo's Awkward Adventure
but did he do a good job?
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
*"Amazing hair stylist"*
"I can't describe to you how amazing the experience was.
I'm bald, and this guy cut hairs I didnt even know I had. Sure, he put a few nicks on my tounge, and scraped up the inner part if my knee, but he got the job done."
Made me laugh so much and made my day ty
Lol
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Amazing
He was amazing he didn’t cut any hair which I am grateful for since I’m growing it out and I got a really relaxing experience would definitely come back
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Amazing service, great for the price, my old barber used to do everything I asked, it made my hair so bland 🤢. I’m really happy with the new look!
-Impressed Customer
⭐️ - - - -
“The haircut took 3 hours!”
- *bald elderly man*
Very long hair cut huh?
Seems about righr
Excuse my bad grammar I am a frog after all
Turns out he cut one hair
@@icydoesyt here a sub from me
⭐️- - - -
“He cut off my forehead skin”
-Jojo Siwa
fritata that’s what I read it as too till I saw this comment
😂😂😂😂
There’s probably something to be said that a lot of us read forehead skin as foreskin.
what
Oh my, It’s baby siren head
⭐️⭐️🌟-
“I thought this was a restaurant”
-man who wanted Panda Express
he had the *munchies*
Now I want some
*a*
Yo that only makes 4 stars total
⭐- - - -
"He forced me into the 3rd person, i can't get back-- help me"
-3rd Person Steve
I'm in second person and now you wonder what does second person look like
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
hello caesar
@@romaniac205x7 i’m pretty sure that there is no second person
@@mjason8985 Yes
"you're the first costomer today"
"yeah it's been a very busy day"
Yeah that makes sense
I agree
Yea
😆
Well fight him
⭐️ ☆☆☆☆
“He didn’t like my unibrow”
-Upset customer
🌟☆☆☆☆
He ruined my hair
-unhappy customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I had a crush on Van Gogh
-a crazy customer
★☆☆☆☆
⭐️☆☆☆☆
“He wouldn’t stop whispering and talking to a camera”
-pink haired woman
Hey hey😂 deny no guest even the most ridiculous request 🦀
0 Stars.
"I'm bald."
The Bald Guy
U did it wrong
@@sartenazo8106 tf u on about
Sartenazo no u
Sartenazo noob
@@jimmyschannel9 thanks for the support 😂😂
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“ I wanna make sure he can feed his Minecraft dog and cat”
- A kind customer
Worst reviewed haircut, my arse.
Best one I've ever had, I will make sure to recommended you to my friends.
If I had any.
Lol deserves a like
Jeeze man, are you ok?
@@zuzuwyss thank you, have you heard of Joe the barber? I really suggest you check it out.
Paco OfTaco whos joe?
😏
Paco OfTaco this haircut: five stars on yelp
Day 70000000 of crying in the basement for squidward roleplay
squidweed thank squidweed
Squidweeird
squidweed 🤣🤣 the name 🤣🤣
Do not worry the roleplay is near, I can sense it
He said he’s making one
⭐️
i don’t think the janitor was dead😳
~creeped out customer
The janitor was the cosmotologist
Plot twist the janitor was the murderer and used the bathroom as a stash
Wdym
⭐️
“He brushed my hair so hard that I now look like Sia.”
-Beyoncé
How come no one is noticing you as a verified RUclipsr?!
@@deepicrat7935 who would want to notice a gacha tuber 💀
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 my man just because theres some bad people in the community doesn't mean gachatubers are bad 💀
@@Milesmorales79 gacha tubers are cringe imo lol, like leave fandoms alone and the characters alone your just making cringe
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 I love anime, fnaf and other fandoms and I didnt know what I was making at one point. Some are Cringe but cmon some are trying hard.
Random timestamps:
1:14
4:30
7:00
10:56
19:56
17:00
18:10
Omg thank you so much don’t know what I would’ve done without these what a life saver!!!!
Mr. SillyBilly ???
Janisia Keene it’s a joke bruh
My Haircut: 30%
My Dryness: 5%
My Ears: 50%
My Tingles: 100%
The irritation of a failed 200: 15%
My ears: *50%*
Idk why that made me laugh do hard lmao
Homo Rodeo wtf is that name
BeIng afraid to itch your nose
@@Meeseeek lil Nas x
Most underrated comment
Me getting ready to spray that spider with Raid:
4:38
Brinley Hull I step on them
Jrr_killz how do u step on one that’s on the wall
@@zhxry You can't walk on walls? Huh. Might wanna get that checked out, mate. That's not normal..
@@comradedrugs711 😂
I get out the 1 textbook i never use *ever*
⭐
He kept on spraying me like I was misbehaving
- A cat
The entire video = me to a barbie
ThatOneStar_ Here lol
Don't cut off my ear or i won't be able to watch ASMR
Just watch it with subtitles
Well, technically you could watch ASMR without your ears...
@@AAAAAA-tv9wg Sorry but we don't get technical at this barber shop
@@AAAAAA-tv9wg 😂
@@PulseOfDivinity Uh, technical, Dr.T knows about it
⭐⭐⭐⭐
"Went for a trim, got tubercolosis and can't breathe"
- satisfied costumer
XD
I star
I'm dead
-satisfied customer
This was a good day
It must suck how you're named karen
@@internetexplorer8121 well... the jokes are getting old
@@karennrskovthygesen2851 silence karen
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
“ I finally got my hair cut if there are any Titans call me you deserve it”
-Eren Yeager
I’m a bit late, but this is my favorite comment lol
I dont understand.. what titans... Call you how... Why do they deserve it
@@HamoTheUltimate it’s an attack on titan reference, bud :)
aot is overrated as hell
@@dripking1037 like ur life dumb ass shut the actual fuck up
"He cut off my legs, but I got the trim I wanted atleast"
-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ customer who lost his legs in this place
Neese!!!
Wow
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS IF...
DID I GET THE KAREN CUT?!?
WTF
I’m your 501th like
⭐️----
He was whispering the whole time and I couldn’t hear him
-broken headphones
You think
Ui
@@fedsrwatching111 r/wooooosh? or are you just 5?
Same
-People who don't know what ASMR is.
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
“He dyed my hair pink which was exactly what I needed for my show, didn’t know how he knows but I guess it works”
-Stephanie from Lazy Town
😂😂😂
lol
YES.
WELCOME TO LAZY TOWN THE PLACE WHERE YOU WANNA BEEEE
Stephanie im such a huge fannn
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️-
“idk why he kept tapping the bottles but at least it sounded good”
- confused customer
id like to think the microphone's my head & he just talks that close to my forehead & looks straight past me
"how to talk to short people"
Lol 😂
*Mind Blows to smithereens*
Oh right.... Your not wrong
Lmao
Guys stop asking for squidward. Perfection takes time... We must wait for this masterpiece with patience
Squidward
Just commenting so u realize u have 300 likes
WoutiBoy The Goat now they have 250 likes
@@nobodyexistsonpurposewerea6623 dam I never even realised
Jojo: We've been very busy today..
Also jojo: Your the first person to book here!
He was busy almost cutting his eye open
I know this wasn't a question but I wanted to ake it a goal to comment to as many people as posible......dont ask why.......
Brad McClintic why
@@oliverbiddle3063 you werent supposed to do that. Minus 50 points
Cuz obv everybody was a walk in duhh
The person getting trimmed be like:
“Please.., just give me a haircut..., I don’t want to listen to this tapping on bottles anymore...., why do you even do that, just get me trimmed..”
Me: Mom I want to go to the hair salon
Mom: We have hair salon at home
Hair salon at home:
YES
Wait who tf has a hair salon at home
@@narc_potato7851 me mt dad cuts hair at my house we are a hood solon called good hood solon an we got the best lines ever
Why do you have a salon at your house?
@@narc_potato7851 it says it in ur name
Me: *peacefully listening to ASMR*. Gatorade: PACKS CARBS TO REFUEL, AND ELECTROLYTES TO REPLENISH.
No PLEASE, not the electrolytes to replenish! Anything but those!
Not to be a picky Paul, but I'm pretty sure it's not Gatorade. Don't know what it truly is, but I think it's not Gatorade
TAST MY ELECTROLYTES AND IF THAT DOSEN'T FINISH YOU THEN TAKE MY CARBS!!!!!! Lamooooooo!🤣
Marcus Duby it is Gatorade, I had it recently
@@blpanther16 ok cool hadn't had it in a while so wasn't sure
day ? of watching people asking for a squidward roleplay
287
Around 90 [ish] days
Day 1000😂🤪
He’s making one he said so 4 days ago
Over 9000
⭐⭐⭐- -
"He cut my hair with a KNIFE. It was quite satisfying"
- Insane customer
⭐⭐⭐
" I am now somehow a pink version of the planet mercury"
-Very confused planet
Why on the freddie planet tho?
Hehe Made this At 269
"Yo this is some old water! Sorry" - JoJo
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@Bic 211 JoJo siwa changed her look
@Bic 211 haha
wat is with the comments
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
YES
"Old water turns me on"
--Very very VERY satisfied customer
oh
HMMMMM TOTALY NOTHING WRONG HERE OFFICER TOTALLY NOT.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THATS HIM OFFICER
U-i- wtf
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“Very relaxing, he gave me just the hair I wanted! He was also so nice and even offered me some water and pop rocks! Very very satisfied with my care! Can’t wait for my next booking!”
~Customer
Who else can't feel tingels but still watches asmr video?
@Not the king of Israel yeah I do switch up asmr creators from time to time and it does help
btw I'm from Israel
i thought i was the only one....
Me I use asmr to help me sleep
I used to get tingles now I don’t or it’s just really specific triggers kinda sucks but still enjoyable
I have been watching these videos for a while and at the start just because of the memes but then I started to enjoy them and kept watching them for the past two years and can’t feel tingles but still it gets me in a calm environment where I can fall asleep faster
Me: goes to doctor for a sore throat
Jojo: *aight we gonna put you through the femur breaker nothing to worry about*
*SCP 106 wants to know your location*
Scp 106 has eaten u
Scp 106 has entered the area
ducc ducc I don’t get it
SCP 106 has joined the chat
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The candy he gave to me was very good. Also I love the new hair color, been looking for a good pink but I think I found it and my new barber
-A very satisfied costumer
What about “worst reviewed school”
Where you teach stuff that is wrong
So normal school?
@@connersweet9616 lmao i cant agree more
So best reviewed school because its easy
My teacher told my class that chickens and cows arnt native to the UK.
40x1 is 63838
Moral Of The Story:
*Dont*
*Become*
*A*
*Janitor*
:o
DBAJ
True true *Me starts dying of laughter*
@@jklein9207 just ask nugget or Monty from kindergarten 2
Wow good to see my old account comment is still here
"you're developing a monobrow right there"
*me, a redhead with literally no eyebrows: "oh no"
Lol same
holy moly. #relatable I am also a redhead and since everyone is like " Where are your eyebrows" I reply "At least I don't have a unibrow like you"
Finn Sobey Yeah but what if they don’t have a unibrow
@@arseface726 so first, you're taking a waterproof pen...
Haha
* * * * *
He was very gentle and his voice was so sweet and calming!
Jojo: Does haircut ASMR
Bald people: *jazz music stops*
Le oof
Edit:OMG I GOT 1 LIKE!
*jazz music restarts as he cuts off their ears*
i can see this photo and it makes it so much funnier
1 star. Hairdresser whispered the whole time and tapped on all the hair products which was very strange and uncomfortable for me.
😅🤣🤣🤣
4 stars it would have been five if I didn’t pick up so much sexual tension 😂😂😂
Jojo: What can I do for you?
Me: *yes*
That answer doesn't make any sense!
Oh dear 😂
General Kaboom you don't make any sense
@@JS-iu3ce lmao that was so violent I shouldn't have laughed at your comment 😭😭✨
@@generalkaboom6642 WOOOOOOOSH.
Asked for a haircut and got a haircut, I'm happy.
-Satisfied Customer
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*5 STARS*
“He got me a dead janitor”
-scared customer
...
Oh mu dad can I have him bavk
Me: listening with full volume and relaxing.
Dove advertising: “I don’t think so.”
Just skip the video then press replay
@@charliewaddell7214 it worked omg thank you
“I’m about to ruin this mans whole career
Just grab youtube vanced
@@connorzubington2829 im ✨broke✨
Girlfriend wakes: Wtf are you watching
Me: I’m unsure
Edit: Thanks for likes..
That really happened?
@@andresl.193 Really I swear on my nan
Novaz
If she judges you for watching ASMR bruh she gotta go /s
@@yeetyeeterson5444 fact
yeet yeeterson she lives at my house. She can go 😂
I love how in this one the rp character actually is trying and stuff and is really nice and is trying to help get your hair cute but they just inexperienced.
Now that’s a business idea: a hairdressers that does asmr whilst cutting your hair
Asmr anil cakmak tv does that very thing
Omg trademark it NOW
Huh? Fool you might as well just go to salon man
That also does it at 30PM In the morning *zooms in* And dyes your hair pink and orange using liquid mecury.
You literally mean Anil Cakmak. He beat you to it by a lot
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“I was too lazy to shave my own head so he helped me out”
-Very satisfied customer
Jojo: just a simple trim right, got it
Also jojo: so were just going to dye you hair pink
You are the first customer
Customer: it is 8pm
Jojo: it has been a busy night
OH GOD-
Jojo: Uses school scissors
Me: Seems legit, no wonder he got 1 stars, #1 is the best!
That makes sense
No no no here’s how it goes
1st is the worst
2nd is the best
3rd is the one with a pocadot dress
EmilysX x Xvlogs polka dot
@@donaldduckishot5096 ah thanks
Zexiify thx lol
When will jojo do the "one star open heart surgergeon" asmr
Manageri555 THIS!!!
Manageri555 nuuu I’m scared of surgery’s
Lol u shouldn’t be awake for that appointment
@@arkgaige3296 well it would be worst reviewed
It should be 5 star but its only 5 because a murderer made someone go and the murderer rated 5 and its in this style of the 1 star ones
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"How the heck did he get mercury? WHY does he have mercury?"
-*a deeply terrifiyed costumer*
I am more concerned on who is giving him mercury
@@christianrocks9714 The same people giving him plutonium. He should expose them in "Worst Reviewed Nuclear Arms Dealer"
@@christianrocks9714 *fear*
Terrified* dumb*ss
@@latunen5241 its called a mistake, like you
"I'll get you a tall glass of water."
(Barely pours any)
I can't-oh my gosh! LOL!
T- those
I- incredible
N- noises
G- got
L- literally
E- everyone
S- sleeping
This deserves more likes
@@moistcatfood790 I guess lmao
@@mmysticblairmmysticblairmm1509 did you think of this?
Because that is very true
@@moistcatfood790 Yea it just popped up in my mind
It has 69 likes
Now it has 520
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“There was no manager to complain to.”
-Karen
yes
Hell yes
Wait if there is no boss they can do whatever
Very original
Stop insulting karen
I cannot like all of these comment and reddit memes
"Tall glass of water"
💧
"That should be enough, right?"
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"I just went there to dye my hair pink. I think he is a professional at hair dyeing hairs."
*-A satisfied costumer*
⭐☆☆☆☆
I waited outside for my mom for ages and havent seen her yet, only a large black bag on a long tray was wheeled out by some men.
-timmy jr
zombie brains yep she’s kicked the bucket
Don’t know what to tell u timmy
shes taking a vacation
Damn that’s dark!
Nah she's just asleep
"Oops I cut your ear I'll just get you a bandaid"
Van Gogh and school nurses have entered the chat
Edit 1: Don't mind the comment section
🌊
The ice don’t forget the ice
@@sourlemonations oh crap my bad
My school they have a nurse that kisses your forehead and that heals your whole body because that’s her quirk
What school nurse think they are: the healer
What they are: ice queen
I don’t know why everyone is commenting for a squidward role play I am here for a peppa pig one
Edit- Thanks for the Likes it’s gonna help with the role play petition
YES TOTALLY PLEASE
PEPPER PIG ???
Thanks Bruh.
I’m still waiting for the asmr LEGO Star Wars the complete saga play through
NEW META IN COMENTS!!!
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“he cleaned my wig for me, very nice”
-bald guy
⭐️ ⭐️- - -
“He didn’t comb my hair first. “
-unsatisfied Customer
⭐️☆☆☆☆
“Why was he whispering?”
-Karen
@Toxicity King you dont understand the joke
Toxicity King lol
Uhh Man ...
@Uhh Man Cringe
@Toxicity King the joke is we are portraying this as someones actual experience
“Your our first customer today”
“Its been a very busy day”
Hahah grammar one on one
@@_ads.jpeg115 you're not friendly to him
@@lexiebargelski9861 English 100
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“He gave me not only a haircut but a beyond joyful experience at one of the happiest places on earth.”
I love doing this, so here are the funniest moments:
*spins scissors around and proceeds to cut own hair *
"I'm just joking, literally no one has ever made a booking here"
"You're our first customer of the day! Yes, its 8:30 pm at night. * s m i l e *"
"I think he died in there-"
"Ya boi's got you"
"Me doing this to your hair has ruined your day? lol"
"You're molting quite a bit"
"Just some toxic chemicals that's it. At worst you'll get mercury poisoning"
"Just a little bit of a trim, like this much *shows less than an inch* yeah ok *cuts off entire strand of hair*"
"Oh sorry, was that your ear?"
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂😂😂😂😂
adding to the "you're our first customer of the day!..."
"its been a very busy day"
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Why on earth was he whispering?
-Deaf Costumer
Wait a minute....
Wait how can you hear hes wispering?
-blind costumer
Hol' up
@@freya7151 How did you read their text
- Illiterate customer
@@bobuildr7368 What the fuck
-Doctor
once again waiting for sqidward asmr role play also check my new beat leave a like and lmk what u think :)
🐙🐙🐙
🐙🦑
he said it’s coming.
Nathan coleman day 1,472
🦑🦑🦑
Me: “Jojo is so good that my whole family is asleep.” Common sense: “ No it is because it is 3:16 in the morning.” Me: “ nonsense when have I been wrong.”
Make sure things are looking good.
@@ninjamaster9805 😭💀
Whole comment section for the past months: Squidward role play
Jojo: Extreme hair cutting