ASMR worst reviewed doctor

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  • Опубликовано: 13 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @lushciouschu2138
    @lushciouschu2138 5 лет назад +1793

    "I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat."
    me: *TAKE ALL MY MONEY*

    • @snaligaker8836
      @snaligaker8836 5 лет назад +7

      That would be me but I’m broke as a joke. That’s also why I’m at this cheap clinic!

    • @hanna_maria
      @hanna_maria 5 лет назад +9

      *laughs in german*

    • @oneredboii8764
      @oneredboii8764 5 лет назад +3

      Hanna Maria *cries in American*

    • @hanna_maria
      @hanna_maria 5 лет назад

      @@oneredboii8764 my condolences :(

    • @worldwar2dday756
      @worldwar2dday756 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @liamthomas8918
    @liamthomas8918 4 года назад +1725

    ⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He has my family”-man who isn’t being forced to say a review

    • @Username-vn1wx
      @Username-vn1wx 4 года назад +2

      I'm early to your comment 🙃

    • @oatmealmangd
      @oatmealmangd 4 года назад +15

      Billy Bob bruh who tf cares

    • @waxiboi331
      @waxiboi331 4 года назад +7

      Raizlord who pissed in your corn flakes my guy chill

    • @oatmealmangd
      @oatmealmangd 4 года назад +1

      Waxiboi first i dont like corn flakes, second, someone did that to me that say so i was like "huh imma do this to someone else" and i did. Ps i am not mad now and was not mad then:)

    • @waxiboi331
      @waxiboi331 4 года назад +4

      Raizlord ok I respect that BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CORN FLAKES

  • @BoarXD
    @BoarXD 5 лет назад +3148

    Me: *coughs*
    Jojo: *googles* yea so you have stage 4 cancer

  • @user-pl6dp1ix3u
    @user-pl6dp1ix3u 4 года назад +973

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “Worst ever” - person who does reviews but puts the wrong amount of stars.

  • @Thxmas_e
    @Thxmas_e 5 лет назад +1778

    3:20 imagine your doctor is playing with their glove when you’ve got 37 hours to live

    • @brandonhidalgo264
      @brandonhidalgo264 5 лет назад +42

      That's oddly specific amount of time

    • @SkamsonOne
      @SkamsonOne 5 лет назад +17

      Somethink goes wrong. 3:28 you sure ?

    • @JOOLP
      @JOOLP 5 лет назад +3

      Thomas Edwards yeah

    • @JOOLP
      @JOOLP 5 лет назад +6

      Wrong time I think

    • @chookz8609
      @chookz8609 5 лет назад +38

      3:00

  • @yosef8209
    @yosef8209 5 лет назад +4670

    Kid: I want doctor
    Mom: We have doctor at home
    *Doctor at home:*

  • @Vastsupercena
    @Vastsupercena 5 лет назад +888

    I love Comedic ASMR videos. I literally can laugh with my eyes closed.

    • @kiahrenp9713
      @kiahrenp9713 5 лет назад +3

      Same:)

    • @fullhousecast420
      @fullhousecast420 5 лет назад +16

      thought this said “catholic asmr”

    • @juicewrldspercdealer7542
      @juicewrldspercdealer7542 5 лет назад +1

      Supercena 1000 the best funny asmr is chill barber role play by Young prince asmr

    • @emma_evelynnn
      @emma_evelynnn 5 лет назад +1

      @@juicewrldspercdealer7542 oml imma go check that out. But have you ever watched Vortex Asmr? If you haven't, go search VortexASMR and click on the flirty boyfriend in the pool role-play. Its the funniest thing ever had me and my bsf dyinggg 😂

    • @arandomnoodle3406
      @arandomnoodle3406 5 лет назад

      Well that explains why I watch this video and laugh in my dreams hmmm (I’m not funny but I am socially awkward)

  • @virtual6631
    @virtual6631 4 года назад +1755

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I will always come here, none of the others touch my eyes!” From a totally real customer.

  • @da_llama_0385
    @da_llama_0385 5 лет назад +813

    *"and P for... PeE pEe"*
    -jojo 2019

  • @NyctoScoto
    @NyctoScoto 4 года назад +1230

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    He threatened to redact my kneecaps if I didn’t leave a 5-star review.
    - A forcefully satisfied customer

    • @tangerin3_4utumn
      @tangerin3_4utumn 4 года назад +24

      skidaddle skidacted your knees are now [redacted]

    • @kendall6053
      @kendall6053 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

    • @mikeb6467
      @mikeb6467 4 года назад +1

      Lol I’m dead 🤣💀

    • @King_filmy2763
      @King_filmy2763 3 года назад +2

      I have no eyeballs

    • @cryodoctor8857
      @cryodoctor8857 3 года назад +1

      I can just imagine him screaming in the other room. Other patients are just told he's fine.

  • @iheartheartssss
    @iheartheartssss 5 лет назад +12206

    So you can’t afford water, but you can afford a *double soy espresso cappacino latte?*

  • @gacha_ato8586
    @gacha_ato8586 4 года назад +1770

    ⭐️
    “Didn’t get me my paw patrol sticker.”
    -An angry child.

    • @SanFranciscoKnights
      @SanFranciscoKnights 4 года назад +4

      Like every comment section, first comment. But this is a reply.

    • @sn1p1n
      @sn1p1n 4 года назад +6

      More like
      No stop it's an obvious pun
      More like,
      NO STOP
      MORE LIKE DIDNT GET ME MY PATROL UNIT
      Wait what

    • @bird9675
      @bird9675 4 года назад +1

      This deserves more likes

    • @dr.drilly396
      @dr.drilly396 4 года назад

      I’m your 600th like 😌

    • @bruk5827
      @bruk5827 4 года назад

      Same

  • @jessicabaugh5688
    @jessicabaugh5688 5 лет назад +299

    "I found these in the janitors room"
    *THE MOST EXTREME SNIFF*
    "They smell okay"
    2:54

  • @var_i_ant9734
    @var_i_ant9734 5 лет назад +798

    “I’m really trying to watch my weight *just five teaspoons of sugar please* “

    • @xxvibez_kidxx7082
      @xxvibez_kidxx7082 5 лет назад +6

      I think that dont help his weight

    • @xxvibez_kidxx7082
      @xxvibez_kidxx7082 5 лет назад +3

      @Necrox IOS NO 2 JUST 2

    • @sebwarriner
      @sebwarriner 5 лет назад +6

      @Var_i_ ant This is irrelevant and kinda late but aot pfp respect

    • @ladouceura
      @ladouceura 5 лет назад

      666 likes!!!!

    • @ImJustLayZ
      @ImJustLayZ 5 лет назад

      No.xueudjahehirme HE NEVER SAID THAT FUWODKEKJFKKDFUCKRJRIEKEMYOUZJEJDJDJDDKDKKEKEKEKEIXIEHE

  • @samhartman9487
    @samhartman9487 5 лет назад +828

    when he wiped his hand on his shirt after he shook my “hand”😂😂
    •edit• omg thanks for all the likes😂

    • @blyssfulxx6128
      @blyssfulxx6128 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr it was so funny

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 5 лет назад +1

      The current amount of space here could set off a mental alarm.

    • @One_moreshort
      @One_moreshort 4 месяца назад

      ⁠@@CROW1-2when someone doesn’t get that level of attention in real life they can’t help but be excited by the large amount of ‘likes’ that they receive, its something new in their relatively boring life.

  • @Hemani_rawal
    @Hemani_rawal 3 года назад +104

    Timestamps
    0:00 intro
    4:00 squeezing
    5:20 scissors
    5:45 tweezers
    6:13 green tube
    6:57 torch
    8:30 letter reading test
    12:10 writing in the notebook
    13:10 idk finger glove thingy
    14:24 lens changing
    15:41 writing in the notebook
    16:49 outro

  • @introvertforlife898
    @introvertforlife898 5 лет назад +1265

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    “I hate my eyesight”
    -A total human that isn’t insane

  • @nosey7674
    @nosey7674 5 лет назад +1314

    "a very mature deez nuts"
    -quote jojo, 2019

  • @risee6269
    @risee6269 4 года назад +702

    Me: *yawns*
    Jojo: *I’m sorry but you only 1 minute to live*

  • @kags9367
    @kags9367 4 года назад +258

    "oh don't worry these aren't scissors these are 𝓼 𝓬 𝓴 𝓲 𝓼 𝓼 𝓸 𝓻 𝓼

  • @nick9115
    @nick9115 5 лет назад +571

    15:23 I am trying so hard not to laugh because it’s 3 am and my family is asleep

    • @jaezred3433
      @jaezred3433 5 лет назад +16

      im WHEEEZING 😂

    • @jinx1220
      @jinx1220 5 лет назад +12

      I'm trying not to wake my family up but I'm wheezing lol I fell off my bed

    • @EonsEternity
      @EonsEternity 5 лет назад +5

      No way.... Pretty cool... Couple hours to live....

    • @uRwanda
      @uRwanda 5 лет назад +5

      Hehe

    • @jerimiah6331
      @jerimiah6331 5 лет назад +7

      Liar! Its 3 am and it says you made this comment 23 hours ago🤔 somethings fishy

  • @xxivslop
    @xxivslop 5 лет назад +558

    Jojo knows how to make the squidward role play... he just needs the costume

    • @ja1_vito432
      @ja1_vito432 5 лет назад +10

      Woddie he already have the suit

  • @pacooftaco
    @pacooftaco 5 лет назад +1805

    Worst reviewed doctor my arse. I will definitely recommend you to my friends.
    If I had any.

    • @mdn_mane7626
      @mdn_mane7626 5 лет назад +10

      Hahaha lonly boy (girl)

    • @isssjacob7202
      @isssjacob7202 5 лет назад +11

      i saw ur comment on the vsco girl asmr 😂

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 5 лет назад +9

      If any of them are still alive

    • @Pmf95k
      @Pmf95k 5 лет назад +7

      Dang lazarbeam you reviewing all jojo’s places

    • @zahidkhanamir3279
      @zahidkhanamir3279 5 лет назад +5

      #relatible

  • @thedragonking7043
    @thedragonking7043 4 года назад +751

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I can’t see. Did I press one star? Please tell me if you can.”

    • @TaraDBD
      @TaraDBD 4 года назад +17

      That looks about right I mean I see double hafter the scizzerz but I seez the oen ⭐

    • @rhiannstarkey7054
      @rhiannstarkey7054 4 года назад +1

      It's five stars lol

    • @thedragonking7043
      @thedragonking7043 4 года назад +21

      Rhiann Starkey r/woooosh

    • @trainedkirbylife
      @trainedkirbylife 4 года назад +11

      i thnk it mit be 3 but i dnt hve ppils anymr

    • @kitsokittyivenhok6
      @kitsokittyivenhok6 4 года назад +1

      Everyone in this reply string is either purposely or accidentally got words wrong

  • @hatthat4789
    @hatthat4789 5 лет назад +234

    Me: comes here for tingles
    Also me: Laughing while getting tingles

  • @00lennex
    @00lennex 5 лет назад +717

    ⭐️
    “Had blurry vision left with no eyes”
    -confused customer

    • @shannonmckenize5690
      @shannonmckenize5690 5 лет назад +6

      More like Hdd Bkrty vsion flet thiw on yese

    • @astropherus9219
      @astropherus9219 5 лет назад +11

      @@shannonmckenize5690 r/ihadastroke

    • @callumm718
      @callumm718 5 лет назад +3

      How r u writing

    • @cherries.1143
      @cherries.1143 5 лет назад +12

      @ur nan.
      that joke flew so far over your head it took your hairline with it

    • @0ffdaWok
      @0ffdaWok 5 лет назад +1

      ur nan. r\wooosh

  • @trevmcbride547
    @trevmcbride547 4 года назад +2164

    ⭐️
    “He wouldn’t let me talk to the manager”
    *karen*

  • @cindymuta4973
    @cindymuta4973 4 года назад +540

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I felt like I had a friend” -loner that sits in his/her house

    • @kyocera1618
      @kyocera1618 4 года назад +6

      his/her/their*

    • @fdp478
      @fdp478 4 года назад +5

      CurvingEel 51076 you know you could just not

    • @hyeronymus
      @hyeronymus 4 года назад +4

      @@kyocera1618 oh no

    • @harleyconnors1634
      @harleyconnors1634 4 года назад +3

      @@kyocera1618 their?

    • @serenitycampbell1067
      @serenitycampbell1067 4 года назад +3

      @@kyocera1618 I don’t think there are animals watching, but ok

  • @inesprinsesx
    @inesprinsesx 5 лет назад +223

    U know it’s gonna be a wild ride when the first word he says is “debra”.

  • @aaron__.._
    @aaron__.._ 5 лет назад +125

    Is it just me or is Jojo’s “worst rated” vids like the best ever 😂
    Omg thank you for the likes

  • @jellyjacket3710
    @jellyjacket3710 5 лет назад +302

    “Double soy espresso cappacino latte” has me cracking up 😂

  • @shiverofsharks3677
    @shiverofsharks3677 4 года назад +64


    "He threatened me to leave a 5 star review but he was threatening me with a rubber chicken."
    -A customer who isn't afraid of rubber chickens

  • @mariocortez8853
    @mariocortez8853 5 лет назад +177

    I was not expecting that at 13:40 but I'm glad it happened

    • @ab.4921
      @ab.4921 5 лет назад +2

      Mario Cortez oh.

  • @saigemattson3328
    @saigemattson3328 5 лет назад +362

    I was just waiting for him to say: “yeah so basically you’re legally blind”

    • @viirvvs
      @viirvvs 5 лет назад +9

      How tf you gon be illegally blind? Like you're just walking down the street with a guide dog, then next thing you know, you're on the floor piled up on by police

    • @CROW1-2
      @CROW1-2 5 лет назад +1

      I cannot see im legally blind

    • @eviolus-5660
      @eviolus-5660 5 лет назад

      @@viirvvs illegally blind means that the government doesn't consider you to be blind

    • @andrewski8189
      @andrewski8189 5 лет назад +2

      Yes Si How tf do you not get a joke

    • @StonedTotheBones0000
      @StonedTotheBones0000 3 года назад

      yeah but the only reason you're blind now that he won't tell you is that he shut your eyes to hard with his fingers and punctured ur eye sight.
      "welp guess ur blind now... that...wasn't cause of me...surely..ahahahahaha..."

  • @cinnamoroll_luvr
    @cinnamoroll_luvr 5 лет назад +1019

    ★★★★☆
    4 stars, was really stupid, but made me laugh.
    - A Satisfied Customer

  • @KodyWayne9210
    @KodyWayne9210 4 года назад +38

    Debrah has been with Jojo with every job he’s had.
    “TRUE FRIENDS”

  • @mazinho4358
    @mazinho4358 5 лет назад +415

    This is an actual representation of all the doctors in Morocco

  • @hayleechapman1494
    @hayleechapman1494 5 лет назад +1835

    "You have chronic diarrhea phenomena bronchitis and liver cancer."
    Me: I just came here for an eye exam. Jesus Christ......
    Edit: *pneumonia*

    • @farrahreed4250
      @farrahreed4250 5 лет назад +9

      xD😂

    • @josephtongco6165
      @josephtongco6165 5 лет назад +14

      that moment when u know that u have the worst problem instead eye checkup

    • @OhHeyCreeper
      @OhHeyCreeper 5 лет назад +18

      It’s pneumonia not whatever you put lmao

    • @dylanchung8375
      @dylanchung8375 5 лет назад +5

      Lolllolilololol

    • @xthreev
      @xthreev 5 лет назад +9

      @@OhHeyCreeper aww man

  • @Lani-mp1db
    @Lani-mp1db 5 лет назад +214

    3:06 YALL WE FINALLY HAVE SOME TYPE OF SQUIDWARD ROLEPLAY

    • @palderroche
      @palderroche 5 лет назад +7

      ARMY_ With_Luv Okay that was funny😂

    • @itzsienna767
      @itzsienna767 5 лет назад +1

      OMFGGG LMAOOO

    • @edwin3928ohd
      @edwin3928ohd 5 лет назад

      He is doing the squidward roleplay - check his news/comments thing here on YT. I forgot what its called.

    • @Lani-mp1db
      @Lani-mp1db 5 лет назад

      @@edwin3928ohd oh ok

  • @sagito9271
    @sagito9271 4 года назад +110

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    5 STARS
    He used 3 whole months getting his degree
    - not sick patient

  • @britney2642
    @britney2642 5 лет назад +571

    me: oh this isn’t that bad
    jojo: *pulls out scissors to open my eyes*
    me: 😦

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 5 лет назад +13

      Eye.mp4 has stopped responding

    • @skeppyslab2059
      @skeppyslab2059 4 года назад +14

      Delete the 😦 emoji and u will have a great joke

    • @izukumidoria9359
      @izukumidoria9359 4 года назад +10

      Me:Oh, this isn't that bad.
      Jojo:Pulls out scissors to open my eyes
      Me:

    • @pigeon582
      @pigeon582 4 года назад +3

      @Skeppy OMG HI sKePpY.

    • @itsspiffy8231
      @itsspiffy8231 4 года назад

      @@pigeon582 do you know them

  • @DeltaPlays27
    @DeltaPlays27 4 года назад +733

    ⭐⭐
    "i cnats ee"
    -A satisfied customer after being properly treated!

  • @Thxmas_e
    @Thxmas_e 5 лет назад +3499

    Day 28 of waiting for the squidward roleplay it’s going to be war

    • @maxwellkelly4667
      @maxwellkelly4667 5 лет назад +43

      Thomas Edwards it’s in production, innit?

    • @Thxmas_e
      @Thxmas_e 5 лет назад +22

      I know it’s just taking so long

    • @bluewatermelon3253
      @bluewatermelon3253 5 лет назад +26

      Maybe he will release it when he hits 900k or 1m subs? I think it will be something spectacular 😍

    • @JJ_Flyyy
      @JJ_Flyyy 5 лет назад +12

      @@Thxmas_e be patient damn

    • @not_marcus9011
      @not_marcus9011 5 лет назад +27

      I thinks hes waiting for the area 51 raid so that ge can get the ultra realistic squidward suit

  • @oikinoo9012
    @oikinoo9012 4 года назад +37

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5 star review
    "After being diagnosed with *every disease ever to exsist* I unfortunately lived to get through high school,college,uni and my first and only job. Until I opened my eyes to a hospital ceiling and debras face telling me the exam went well-"
    ~A customer who's 'exam apparently went well according to debra'

  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 5 лет назад +358

    You mean ASMR 1 out of 10 doctors who don't recommend Colgate

    • @booquwifius5510
      @booquwifius5510 5 лет назад +14

      What the fuck have you brought apon this cursed land

    • @Renshyra
      @Renshyra 5 лет назад +7

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @ryouseibai5153
      @ryouseibai5153 5 лет назад +4

      What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 5 лет назад +2

      What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

    • @hhughes9465
      @hhughes9465 5 лет назад +1

      What the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

  • @lolawater4392
    @lolawater4392 5 лет назад +87

    Shakes hand with patient
    WIPES IT OFF ON HIS SHIRT
    Anyone else notice it?

    • @K1leyh
      @K1leyh 5 лет назад +2

      Lola water 😎🤠

  • @tia-rex
    @tia-rex 5 лет назад +259

    13:56 that caught me off guard🤣
    Edit : Everything past that time caught me off guard😂

    • @maaikevroege2940
      @maaikevroege2940 5 лет назад +2

      Tia-rex !!! Yeah pretty much. Random gibby appeared 😂

    • @tia-rex
      @tia-rex 5 лет назад +1

      @@maaikevroege2940 😂😂😂

    • @FirstName-ti2lg
      @FirstName-ti2lg 5 лет назад +1

      Tia-rex !!! 😂 😂

  • @narvaruss07
    @narvaruss07 4 года назад +118

    It would be so cool if a animator animated his worst reviews.

  • @deremiahchavis4765
    @deremiahchavis4765 5 лет назад +1296

    This is like what would happen if anti-vax kids became doctors

    • @jarrettlitvin957
      @jarrettlitvin957 5 лет назад +115

      Deremiah Chavis they wouldn’t live to become one

    • @deremiahchavis4765
      @deremiahchavis4765 5 лет назад +17

      Russian Lord420 big facts

    • @entity42
      @entity42 5 лет назад +43

      Extremely inaccurate!
      They wouldn't live for their degree

    • @lyfehaxandtrix3481
      @lyfehaxandtrix3481 5 лет назад +33

      Entity420 extremely inaccurate.
      they wouldn't live.

    • @avolatilenoodle7829
      @avolatilenoodle7829 5 лет назад +32

      @Nitro extremely inaccurate
      They...?

  • @nellyd2562
    @nellyd2562 5 лет назад +431

    OmG thAt iS sO ruDe YeS iT is a Real UniVersiTy 1:00

    • @cherrywavesenjoyer
      @cherrywavesenjoyer 5 лет назад +1

      Hazardous i feel like that’s rude to actually autistic ppl

    • @onyc22
      @onyc22 5 лет назад +1

      Hazardous That's rude lol

    • @onyc22
      @onyc22 5 лет назад +1

      armyyy

    • @nellyd2562
      @nellyd2562 5 лет назад

      IM SO DONE WITH BTS HATERS BEING RUDE TO ME ONLY FOR LIKING BTS ARGHHHHHH IF YOU DONT LIKE BTS THAN ITS OKAY BUT PLS. LEAVE ARMYS ALONEE

    • @nellyd2562
      @nellyd2562 5 лет назад

      Retro Hobi ❤️

  • @icewalocom7318
    @icewalocom7318 5 лет назад +192

    Ah snap he diagnosed me with a disease called "squidward role play"

  • @raymatt4640
    @raymatt4640 4 года назад +44

    Me: *lives*
    Jojo: You have 3 seconds left.
    Me: *Eye bleeds*
    Jojo: You’ll be fine

  • @cobythompson8191
    @cobythompson8191 5 лет назад +881

    I couldn’t stop laughing through the whole video and my dad yelled at me cause its late 😐

  • @bobafetti5612
    @bobafetti5612 5 лет назад +1302

    “You have chronic diarrhea pneumonia bronchitis AND liver cancer”
    Thanks for 1K likes

  • @tonimai240
    @tonimai240 4 года назад +233

    *”I don’t even know what we’re looking for”*
    -optometrist that’s *fully* qualified.

    • @mkgamer8365
      @mkgamer8365 3 года назад

      202 like
      0 comments
      What the heck

  • @sharkyau9448
    @sharkyau9448 4 года назад +87

    9:34
    teacher: kids think of a word that starts with 'z'.
    kid 1: zebra
    kid 2: zombie
    kid 3: zip
    jojo: zambodi.

    • @Justatransgal23
      @Justatransgal23 4 года назад +3

      Zamboni*

    • @wake_up6792
      @wake_up6792 4 года назад

      Even tho you spelled it wrong it’s still funny af

    • @godelemender8009
      @godelemender8009 4 года назад +1

      ZA WAURDO
      Can’t say I’m wrong it starts with “z”

    • @pocchitaa
      @pocchitaa 4 года назад

      @@godelemender8009 but Za isn't a word. Za warudo is two words. I'm tired of y'all "JoJo" fans making jokes thinking you're so funny all the time. Like omg pls stop

    • @poodlethedoodle
      @poodlethedoodle 4 года назад +2

      @@pocchitaa It's engrish for The World and now it's very own word.

  • @mcpetrolling3583
    @mcpetrolling3583 5 лет назад +212

    *pulls out scissors* ok so I’m gonna hold ur eyes open

    • @sugoish9461
      @sugoish9461 5 лет назад

      Yeah I completely noped out by then lol

    • @julesw2233
      @julesw2233 5 лет назад

      69 like EDIT: correction 69 likes

  • @lycanpro
    @lycanpro 5 лет назад +342

    What’s the purpose of 4K if we fall asleep so quickly?

    • @maxwellkelly4667
      @maxwellkelly4667 5 лет назад +4

      Monsertx decadence

    • @Thxmas_e
      @Thxmas_e 5 лет назад +5

      Why do you post it on another video post it on the 4K

    • @vhxpnotic1601
      @vhxpnotic1601 5 лет назад +2

      CUUUUPCAAAKKKEEEEESSSS

    • @allmxn
      @allmxn 5 лет назад +1

      4K-Off

    • @not_aeo
      @not_aeo 5 лет назад

      @@Eddy-dn1jx is this a joke?

  • @antonybrbrer
    @antonybrbrer 5 лет назад +190

    “ I gotta feed my Minecraft dog and cat”
    -Jojo 2019

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 5 лет назад +5

      A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

    • @netra1814
      @netra1814 4 года назад

      Sowwy. i cant like this comment. Nice :)

    • @antonybrbrer
      @antonybrbrer 4 года назад

      KoalaMimi YT nice

    • @kendall6053
      @kendall6053 4 года назад

      Kirb0 fr🤣🤣

    • @stazeskrt8941
      @stazeskrt8941 3 года назад

      i read this as he said it wtf

  • @xrayninerbravo
    @xrayninerbravo 4 года назад +39

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    Best doctor ever, i highly recommend. He broke my back. 10/10.

  • @cozytv903
    @cozytv903 5 лет назад +133

    These "worst" videos are like a new season in Jojo adventure

  • @entity42
    @entity42 5 лет назад +151

    Me: *moves hand*
    JoJo: _so yeah you have stage 5 cancer. What type?_ *_all of them_*

  • @luna_lemonade9871
    @luna_lemonade9871 5 лет назад +69

    2:58 - "They smell ok, *BLEH*. I can't stop laughing at this and i can't take the rest of the vid seriously hahahha

  • @finn_the_unsalted_peanut_3005
    @finn_the_unsalted_peanut_3005 4 года назад +18

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “He was very direct, since he told me I have 36 hours to live. I robbed a bank committed murder, and kidnapped 5 children. So I’ve lived my whole life, in about 3 hours.”
    -me... a god damn potato with googly eyes glued on

  • @stephcroft1844
    @stephcroft1844 5 лет назад +365

    I'm a *pRoFfEsSiOnAl* but I will google it *-STILL-*

    • @wynntm
      @wynntm 5 лет назад +1

      What's sad is that when I told my doctor that I thought I had depression, they actually googled the symptoms and asked me if I had them smh

    • @stephcroft1844
      @stephcroft1844 5 лет назад +2

      @@wynntm LMAO what a *pRoFfEsSiOnAl*

  • @atomicman1556
    @atomicman1556 5 лет назад +61

    Loving the “Worst reviewed “series

  • @ZC-ki8qh
    @ZC-ki8qh 5 лет назад +407

    0:08 bruh I tried being quiet for asmr then that meme showed up😂

    • @priya_xox6509
      @priya_xox6509 5 лет назад +13

      Armmmmyyyyyy omoooo handsome Joonie as the profile pic love that 😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️😘😘

    • @jasminedoan543
      @jasminedoan543 5 лет назад +14

      Priya’s got no jams _ wtf

    • @3llie_
      @3llie_ 5 лет назад

      Armyyy!!💜 Our profile pics are both equally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 😂

    • @dasvidanya2694
      @dasvidanya2694 5 лет назад +13

      Jasmine Doan ikr, like i get it that you’re a fan, i am too but that’s a bit much and extremely cringey, the person wasn’t even commenting about bts, stop trying to make them the topic of every conversation please and thank you 😂

    • @bennygokgoye3974
      @bennygokgoye3974 5 лет назад +8

      Priya’s got no jams _ you sound like you flame people who dislike bts

  • @Motivatededits0
    @Motivatededits0 4 года назад +46

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “ I hid my wife he had a knife”,
    Someone who felt safe

    • @Kyogoal451
      @Kyogoal451 2 года назад

      Hod ya wife I gotta knife-
      Jojo
      I totally wasn’t threatened to say this quote was from jojo not w2s with a rubber chicken😅
      Rubber chickens are very scary

    • @Jeff23485
      @Jeff23485 Год назад

      Wroetoeshaw?

  • @ztigergv7768
    @ztigergv7768 5 лет назад +550

    Why da fu everyone got a assistant named “Debra”

    • @Pistolemaster
      @Pistolemaster 5 лет назад +13

      Z tiger GV
      Because

    • @forestflies8986
      @forestflies8986 5 лет назад +24

      Theyre like Karens.

    • @speedwheel1807
      @speedwheel1807 5 лет назад +32

      In case you weren't aware, to be an assistant, you have to he named Debrah.

    • @BlockedUser420
      @BlockedUser420 5 лет назад +10

      Why is every Debra an assistant?

    • @harrowbed4315
      @harrowbed4315 5 лет назад +20

      Its "Deborah" thank u very much
      Sorry my name is Deborah and I get very irritated when ppl spell it like tht

  • @hdexotic1914
    @hdexotic1914 5 лет назад +413

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    five stars, came for some weed, got a exam instead

  • @wunnabev
    @wunnabev 5 лет назад +171

    Jojo: I will be checking your eye strength
    Everyone watching: *Trying it for yourself*

  • @lifeiswhy5111
    @lifeiswhy5111 4 года назад +14

    4:00
    Him: “Try your best to resist me closing your eyes”
    Me: * has eyes closed *

  • @DphiBoys
    @DphiBoys 5 лет назад +572

    Him: my name is doctor.Joe
    Me: doctor what???
    Him: doctor. Joe mamma

  • @Meh-sn5kj
    @Meh-sn5kj 5 лет назад +328

    You have one week to make the squidward roleplay
    otherwise im putting some people together and im raiding your house
    You have been warned

    • @riot8371
      @riot8371 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah sign me up I will go to war for that video

    • @jameslouis5680
      @jameslouis5680 5 лет назад +12

      I’ll bring the rook armor

    • @vanillauwu
      @vanillauwu 5 лет назад +24

      raid jojo’s house, october 20th, he can’t stop us all

    • @kittiesucksv3101
      @kittiesucksv3101 5 лет назад +13

      ill bring the creeper spawners

    • @hezi5175
      @hezi5175 5 лет назад +6

      I’m on my way

  • @soudascribbles7787
    @soudascribbles7787 5 лет назад +208

    My favorite lines:
    "double soy expresso cappuccino latte"
    * wipes shand on shirt after he shakes my hand *
    "Oh my god that is so rude"
    "It took me a whole 3 months to get this degree"
    "They just gave me this shirt and jacket and now I feel pretty cool"
    "I like to just google your symptoms"
    "You have chronic diarrhea, pneumonia, bronchitis, and liver cancer"
    "I think you have about 36 hours to live"
    "Maybe YOU should do my job! please don't this is all I have going for me, I need to feed my Minecraft dog and cat"
    "We're going to be learning this together as we go :D"
    "I just found these gloves in the janitor's room... *intense sniffs*... they smell ok * wtf is this noise *"
    " * blows up glove * * aggressively tries to put on glove * * puts glove on head *
    " so we're going to try that again, this time with a different tool"... * pulls out scissors* me: * panics *
    "These arn't scissors, these are a.. op-..domi-trist... skiiiii...sk-skiz-zoors"
    "T-theres a bit of blood- you'll be fine"
    "Ok so we'll start with the easiest *points to bottom row* *s m i l e s* o-oh you can't read that? This is the first round-"
    "F for fudge and P for.... mmmmmmm pee pee"
    "Personally I think of the word... z-zambodee"
    "L for le-le pons"
    "P for pen pinapple apple pen"
    "A very mature deez nuts"
    (this one was for me personally) *on row 7* *points to firsts letter* me: *doesnt have glasses on* ...T? Jojo: Yup, F
    Me: oH-"
    "This one will be easy *wiggles t h i r d a r m *"
    " * 4 extra arms just come on in *"
    " lens number 7 * sunburned boy * or 8 * fat, saggy, wrinkly cat *
    "You only have a couple hours to live"

    • @nickchabot5492
      @nickchabot5492 5 лет назад +7

      you did not say sunburned boy when that is our lord and savior gibby

    • @novawashere.
      @novawashere. 5 лет назад +7

      Calls gibby a sunburned boy tf

    • @unknownname3487
      @unknownname3487 5 лет назад +2

      You deserve more appreciation for this

    • @soudascribbles7787
      @soudascribbles7787 5 лет назад +1

      @@unknownname3487
      Why thank you

  • @thelastoofer2131
    @thelastoofer2131 4 года назад +71

    ⭐️
    “This isn’t anime ASMR”
    -Weeb

    • @cipher4lifer77
      @cipher4lifer77 4 года назад

      😿

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 3 года назад

      Where’s skid?

    • @wasbruderwassollichsagenbr1608
      @wasbruderwassollichsagenbr1608 3 года назад

      NEVER use the word WEEB again weeb is not someone who likes anime its someone who is obsessed with japanese culture

    • @thelastoofer2131
      @thelastoofer2131 3 года назад +2

      @@wasbruderwassollichsagenbr1608 Looks like somebody cannot take a joke! Haha funny cause u cannot take a joke

  • @jyevidler5423
    @jyevidler5423 5 лет назад +485

    “P for peepee”
    -jojo 2019

  • @PulseOfDivinity
    @PulseOfDivinity 5 лет назад +340

    Sew speakers into my ears so i can listen to you all day

  • @lunaasmr7821
    @lunaasmr7821 5 лет назад +75

    5:59 "Oh sorry did I poke your eyeball" hahaha I'm laughing so hard right now

  • @glitchunknown3882
    @glitchunknown3882 4 года назад +30

    ⭐️⭐️
    "He didn't share his food with me"
    --A Hungry Person

  • @Giannis_kyr
    @Giannis_kyr 5 лет назад +137

    Nobody :Making memes in asmr?
    Jojo: Hold my beer

    • @birdb0i327
      @birdb0i327 5 лет назад +1

      Give this man an award for this comment.

    • @cadenm.7695
      @cadenm.7695 5 лет назад +6

      Change beer to microphone

    • @drowwzi2208
      @drowwzi2208 5 лет назад +2

      *hold my gloves

  • @TheMatrixuss
    @TheMatrixuss 5 лет назад +54

    3:20 My mom when I say her that my room is cleaned

  • @summer-6685
    @summer-6685 5 лет назад +37

    ' I got my degree at the OIC'
    Me: Oh I see...
    Wait.

  • @BillyBob-is8ko
    @BillyBob-is8ko 4 года назад +11

    13:44 I’m literally dead, it’s 4am and I just BURST out laughing lmao

  • @ktfilms3933
    @ktfilms3933 5 лет назад +186

    Jojo: sniff sniff, smells ok.
    Random person: 😐
    Jojo: (gags)
    Random person: 😥

  • @chasinglily4120
    @chasinglily4120 5 лет назад +327

    “D for V E R Y M A T U R E D E E Z N U T Z”
    -Jojo 2019

  • @goatplayz375
    @goatplayz375 5 лет назад +143

    Please continue these worst reviewed vids they are really funny 😂

  • @Mutnutt9
    @Mutnutt9 4 года назад +24

    ⭐⭐
    "Took my gloves"
    -Debra

  • @explodingfatbird
    @explodingfatbird 5 лет назад +288

    Day 1 of asking Jojo for a *Double Soy Espresso Capuchino Latte* roleplay.

  • @annikal.9813
    @annikal.9813 5 лет назад +81

    "This degree took me 3 months and that is a lot of time"😂 I can't

  • @VitoASMR
    @VitoASMR 5 лет назад +39

    Yaaahs I got the tingles doctor!
    Love your work jojo😊

    • @levi139
      @levi139 5 лет назад +1

      oof love your videos

  • @jacobroberson5887
    @jacobroberson5887 4 года назад +12

    🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟
    "he had a Minecraft dog and cat, was a stressful test" -a man held at gunpoint

  • @greensap5146
    @greensap5146 5 лет назад +195

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “I liKEd EyE sqUEEZ!”
    - A totally legit satisfied customer that is a human

    • @asmrfreak8685
      @asmrfreak8685 5 лет назад +2

      Temmie 🙃

    • @kirb0799
      @kirb0799 5 лет назад +2

      Something tells me that this isn't a human response.

    • @WhittyDaGod
      @WhittyDaGod 5 лет назад +2

      Kirb0 what makes you think that? 🤔

    • @sourcandie5230
      @sourcandie5230 5 лет назад +3

      Hoi I'm a human and a cup

    • @greensap5146
      @greensap5146 4 года назад +1

      Skyler Ketron wHa- 3; I nOt sOUnD lIkkE tH4t!

  • @fredritchie1
    @fredritchie1 5 лет назад +40

    jojo : double soy espresso cappuccino latte
    also jojo : **tries so hard not to laugh**

  • @fortazerty
    @fortazerty 5 лет назад +128

    "Worst reviewed doctor"
    Me: Say sike right now

    • @bilyous7726
      @bilyous7726 5 лет назад +3

      Unknown Truth Sike.

    • @fortazerty
      @fortazerty 5 лет назад +1

      @@bilyous7726 thanks! 👍

    • @bilyous7726
      @bilyous7726 5 лет назад

      @@fortazerty Don't worry you're welcome, it's my pleasure.

    • @fortazerty
      @fortazerty 5 лет назад

      @Gãvīñ Dâhł how?

    • @fortazerty
      @fortazerty 5 лет назад

      @Gãvīñ Dâhł i took it off anyway , thanks!

  • @hudsondoesstuff8458
    @hudsondoesstuff8458 4 года назад +4

    I GOT TINGLES FROM THIS VIDEO. I HAVE BEEN TINGLE IMMUNE FOR SOO LONG. THANK YOU JOJO!!

  • @matthewkerry
    @matthewkerry 5 лет назад +841

    I feel sorry for deaf people because they dont get to enjoy ASMR.

    • @VarsityAthlete04
      @VarsityAthlete04 5 лет назад +73

      Fuck ASMR they cant even listen music, i think would want to die if i was deaf

    • @versa5190
      @versa5190 5 лет назад +31

      Chris Kaiser if i‘m not deaf from the beginning i agree

    • @matthewkerry
      @matthewkerry 5 лет назад +4

      @@VarsityAthlete04 true,

    • @TheKirsty28
      @TheKirsty28 5 лет назад +17

      To be honest they can't hear anything

    • @joabajajaj1020
      @joabajajaj1020 5 лет назад +26

      I am deaf but that's no problem cuz I just hear some music while tryin to sleep

  • @Dxvidv6
    @Dxvidv6 5 лет назад +224

    This doctor is so bad... he put me to sleep

    • @ellapollard1262
      @ellapollard1262 5 лет назад

      -SniperZ- no just stop

    • @lycanpro
      @lycanpro 5 лет назад +1

      I can’t tell if this is so stupidly funny or just so badly funny or both

    • @oscard.1005
      @oscard.1005 5 лет назад +1

      How do you comment while you sleep, and the video just came out

    • @ethab5740
      @ethab5740 5 лет назад +1

      Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick

    • @amberjoris5178
      @amberjoris5178 5 лет назад +1

      Omfg people ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY COMMENT WHY ARE YALL RUINING IT

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 4 года назад +89

    "I don't remember prostate exams taking so long, Or requiring repeat visits."
    *1/5 stars*

  • @Cadeo646
    @Cadeo646 4 года назад +28

    I’ve watched this like 5 times and I just noticed on the 9th row on the eye chart there is only 8 letters
    It’s the small things that matter.
    Good job Jojo 👍👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿