ASMR WORST reviewed mind reader (its pretty bad)
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Tonight the worst mind reader guesses things about you and insights all of your most personal secrets! Remember to smash like if you want more worst reviewed and comment what i should do next!
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Развлечения
Jojo: “I think you were born by two people”
Me: he’s really good
pastAA babe If he was a teacher that acts like this it would be legendary. 🤩
pastAA babe:
Me: and that's where your wronf
AquaNoot Lmao, I wish I never knew these things I’m only 12 years old boy :/
AquaNoot nice
Haaaahahahahaa!
Plot Twist: He can actually mind read and is currently buying a Lamborghini with your credit card info.
Wish I had my credit card info
Well good thing I’m broke
Bruh. So good
Shohrukh Kurbonov me too Hahaha
With €100 he can't do a lot
“So you booked your appointment for... 6pm?”
*checks clock*
Clock: 3am
Me: “yep seems about right”
Lol
Is it weird that this was the same time I watched it too
It’s actually 3am 😂
me:looks at clock "6am" seems about right.
03:21am, perfect timing
When you can teleport and vanish things from existence but you're a bad mind reader
Relatable
Min max be like
AHHHHHHH SPIDER THERES A SPIDER
No one:
Jojo: my name is, *entire frozen script backwards in traditional Chinese*
Yep XD
but you can just call him jo : )
I can hear you...
But I won't
*japanese x korean x english*
“But you can just call me jo”
Jojo: “Which of these three books do you chose?”
Me: “Dictionary”
Jojo: “Dictionary”
Me: “DANG HE IS GOOD!!”
Bobby John * In London’s voice from Zach and Cody suite life on deck*
Same with the cards
Crykos lmao
fax
Jojo: Your favourite Anime is Shrek
Me: Well that’s just obvious
Lol
Mine is Cory In The House
mine is spongebob
@@crethan219 you make me angry by saying that
@@drewfeinberg5121 I'm sorry, I just prefer spongebob over attack on ogre
4:40 omg this made me laugh so hard- “neither wait what😀”
Finally someone else, I scrolled for like 4 minutes
@e v i s k s. Saaame
hi
Jojo: your either boy or a girl
Me: hehe if only he knew
JoJo: “You can pay me in... emeralds... in minecraft”
My Minecraft villager: *yes*
_hhah_
Very useless unless you're speedrunning Minecraft.
Keilana I just spent an hour trying to get 2 villagers to breed...
I was reading this when he said this .-.
Timestamps:
0:01 - 17:27 WORST Reviewed Mind Reader
Timestamps Are Not Necessary During a Role play but He Dabed at 4:14 lol
also here were some top moments
9:27 - "yea yea i get that im asian" lmao 💀💀💀
8:30 - He Threaten us! 💀🤣
14:28 - LOL
7:15 HOW DID HE KNOW???
7:48 I didnt know shrek was an anime!!
13:44 That Guy is My Favorite Vegetable
also if you have any comment below
I liked so it gets pinned
He threatens us at 8:30💀🤣
You literally always come through ur a legend
JoJo: *uploads*
Luis, 20 minutes later: i am speed
@@sonofconnaught2945 yea thats about right lol
Yo when’s worst reviewed accountant bruh I want all my money sent to a Nigerian prince
Lol
Instead of him scamming you he accidentally just sends you all their money
I would like your comment but its at 420 likes
alfiethegamer24 xbox now this is epic
michael.mp4 NOBODY LIKE THIS. AND IF YOU DO YOU’RE GAY
8:38 I got really uncomfortable and just started smiling at my pc lol
Your FBI agent watching you got creeped out-😂
That part was creepy lmaooo
FBI:why tf is he smiling at me??? Go see what he’s doing *few mins later* FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
Poor jojo, he's the worst in every job, is like barbien't
Silakito naw is the best sleep clinic
the one video he does a sleep clinic it'll be on april 1st
@@HelterwithoutSkelter The video would be a joke
I think you mean SpongeBobs cousin
i laughed so hard
When Jojo said Diddlylanglangchanggimingdennishungchoypowminisiwaiontoonidamishitaskoyotokowashimata I felt that...
LG MLG yo that was mad funny😐
Shut up LG fanboy
U deserve a fucking reward for spelling that out CORRECTLY
LG MLG someone beat me to it, it looks like it took a long time so i’m glad i didn’t start
madlad
*Sees title: can’t be worse than quarantine
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
Quarantine suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
Agreed
EnergyShock See’s that Luis isn’t here, “Victory Royale!”
F1REK1LLER Gaming he is here I seen him earlier he just isn’t in the top comments
Jojo: You may have hair
Me: no I'm bal-
Jojo: I DIDN'T SAY WHERE!!
Mind reader: *Teleports*
Also mind reader: *sniffle*
ok
Yeah, I can teleport
CORONAVIRUS- Cardi B
He didn't teleport, he stopped time so he can look like he's teleporting
Za warudo
He did a dio
(Edit) omg thx for so many likes lol
Obviously its not real
It's a JoJo episode
@@OddxIkabod muda muda muda
"I think you have a nose"
*sad Voldemort noises*
L
Hahaha
*F*
😂😂
Krillin is like: "GOT YOU!"
Him: appointment for.....6pm?
Me: *sweats nervously bc it’s **5:47*
Me: so you are a mind reader
Imaooo-
And so are we because we're reading your comment.
Jojo: my name is, of course, *dingsksjdfksoehfhvneiwlamsdnfj*
Me: naturally.
edit: liked by the man himself in less than a minute?? almost as if he- *knew what i was thinking*
Tash Maria you edit it goss
*Rates 5 stars*
*Boosts his overall rating to 2 stars*
*Jojo: Now listen here you little shit-*
@@cassanovax8368 Language.
@@kellydean3456 What are you 5? You can't handle seeing the word shit?
Kelly D must be sensitive
Imagine a full episode of Jojo just saying his name for 15 minutes
JoJo's really Weird adventures
Jojo's slightly above average journey
a full 15 minutes of one syllable over and over qualifies as torture
Jojo’s Jojo Adventure
JoJo’s EA adventures
Jojos “worst reviewed” series and marnos “asmr role play where you don’t know what role play it is” series.
Same energy
XD
I was actually just watching Marno
I did get strong Gabe vibes thus video
@@muddypawstherian9994 me too
Jojos are better for sleep because marnos actually just make me laugh instead of sleepy
“I think you are indoors”
*jumps out window*
NOT ANYMORE!
Plot twist: he's an alien and this is actually very impressive
That means he is a dog Kellen?
@@joelg1290 your profile pic is malaysia are you from malaysia?
Yes
@@joelg1290 cool same i live in selangor shah alam
OI, JOSUKE
Jojo: "you can pay me in Emeralds in Minecraft"
*DID YOU MEAN 3 PIECES OF WHEAT*
MAY THE MIGHTY ANNUS LIVE AND REJOICE IM THE BLOOD OF THE UNUS. WE STAND TOGETHER.
Memento Mori
LMAO, More like a literal dirt block.
This is weird but funny😂😂😂
@@infiniteannus3389 UNUS. UNUS. UNUS. UNUS.
ya know? I am NOT a sour loser, so I will be respecting your.. annus decision.
momento mori, dear friend
I don’t know why he has so bad reviews if he literally guessed everything about me.
XD
Foly huck
@@icydoesyt Stop begging and SHUT THE F%^$ UP PLEASE
Wait- you dont have legs >_>👉👈
One nostril? No legs?
Tough
In the beginning he looks like he’s wearing a Kakegurui uniform-
OMG I DIDNT THINK ABT TGAT S IN DJKAGDA
@Headshot 56 ye
THATS WHAT MADE ME CLIKC THIS VID
@@luciarichman7752 SAME LOL
A... what?
Day 27 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed lawyer
maker mario actually that’s a good idea
@@starwreck2097 Thanks! I got the idea from watching My Cousin Vinny
Yeahh good idea 💕 imma ask with u 😂😂😊
maker mario good one
First he gotta do: worst reviewed crime
Who gave him that rating. He’s spitting straight facts, 5 stars 🎖🎖🎖🎖🎖or ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (for the homies). edit: 800 likes 😱
Kyle S why military stars use these ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Jake Bro the military stars makes it seem more legitimate
Rithvik Muthyalapati periodt
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754 dumbest shit i read in here 😂
@@dharmang it makes it sound more cool stfu, nerd.
Jojo: "I think you born by two people"
Me **who willed myself into existence** : *NO*
Speaker of Truth it didn’t bold I hate to break it to ya
@@arandomelf3050 Idk why it does that
*parents have spawned child*
Everyone: Trying to sleep.
Me: Trying to figure out if his name is Joe or Jo.
Fr tho
@@Verrssy no his name is diddlylangjangjangdooweehamadawashimada
Jojo: I was kind of thinking an attack helicopter
Me: I know I’m fat but damn
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fuckin mood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this comment is GOLD!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Jojo: "your fav asmrist
Me: its jojo asmr (in my head)
Jojo:its jojo asmr
me: dam hes good
9:47 Actually, all books are just a remix of the dictionary
I'm scared because of how true it is
Me: mom i want a mind reader
Mom: we got mind reader at home
Mind reader at home:
Jk I would give him 5 stars
👁️👄👁️
👁👄👁👍🤜🤛🤟
0:08---0:10 yea I can teleport
0:36---0:44 explains his name
1:35---1:42 don't need money
2:32---3:10 cool magic
4:04---4:14 thinks he is good
4:52---5:04 parent related mind read
5:20---5:40 wierd elephant pop ups
5:53---6:17 earth nani
6:19---6:25 alien OMGGG!!!!!!!!!
7:46---7:56 sherk
8:19---8:47 asmr and weird stare
8:47---9:13 apple
Thank you💖
“i ThInK yOu ArE a HuMaN”
lol we all are
@@ilovedeckstar1534 yes the floor here is made of floor
*this cave isn't a natural rock formation*
3llie z3k4 I think I might be a semi truck
His dabs🤣
“You live on Earth”. People on the I.S.S, “am I a joke to you”?
The rovers on Mars: sad robot noises
Chris hadfield: 😐
They are still in the earth atmosphere
@M4rzQ
calm down, it’s just a joke
@@lankyboi2521 it's not a joke he's trying to say that it is a fact
Jojo: “you may have been born by 2 parents”
Jesus: “SIKE”
Purple Nemo NANI
Was it three or won
Do Njo one
lmfao
Lol
Jojo: *Teleports*
Also Jojo: ''oh yeah I can telaport."
Teleport* :^)
@@Layththelion21 Lol, yasab
@@sizzler9731 you mean ussopp
Oh hey cosmo
@@Layththelion21 I- I don't even know what I meant
“I think you are a human” my cat also watching: 🙄😴
I would like but it's at 69 so I cant
Andy Gieringer you can like it now bro
Me: *actually chooses dictionary*
Jojo: “The dictionary”
Me: woahhhhhh
Ian McEwan I choose dictionary too lol
@@AnxietyQueen123 same
Me: chooses Thesaurus or all 7 Harry Potter books
Jojo: the dictionary
Me: woah how'd I do that.
Lol I was thinking AB it the dictionary to xd
Ian McEwan same m8
Police Officer “Sir your under arrest for false advertising. So whats your name?”
Jo: “Diddlylanglangjangjeemingdennisjoybaominisowaoontoonietamasheetaskuyokontulimawashamáda.
*but you can just call me Jo.* ”
Police Officer: O_O
Noooooo!!!!!! NOT MILK BEFORE CEREAL!!!!☹️☹️☹️
Police: Who named you?!
@@unironic5715 lol
No one really cares bout' you getting hate
No one really cares bout’ you giving hate
6:14
Jojo: You live on planet earth
Aliens: I want a refund....
JoJo: "You are a human"
Aliens in area 51 watching this: Am I a joke to you?
Yann05 04 my dog watching this behind me: am I a joke to you
Yann05 04 am I a joke to u’ joke is lame just stop
@@davidlugo4550 woah chill man it was a joke
@@blackchrysler Nice one hahahaha
COME ON, REALLY? 😒😑🤦♂️
noone: ...
JoJo: my name (of course) is diddley lang lang jang jeeming denis sunshoipow minyisawa mentoe demoshitas coy yo coy to ebiwahimata ...... But you can just call me joe
Edit: This took abut 20 playbacks if you where wondering ;)
Geod thats racist
D it’s really not🤔
Luna Teddy r/whoooosh
Kayla Andrettii r/whoooosh
I'll like and comment just to show my appreciation for your hard work 🤣
Jojo: Its pretty bad
Me: well at least you're a mind reader
Ryan TheInsane you’re
😂😂😂
You're*
JoJo:"you are a human"
Me: woah how did he know
JoJo: Imma name some books
The Dictionary
Me: he's gonna say thesaurus next
Jojo: The Thesaurus
Me: How the turn tables
@LIAM FLANIKEN nah i dont think he did
@LIAM FLANIKEN no, how the turn tables is a "The Office" reference
LIAM FLANIKEN r/woooosh and no
LIAM FLANIKEN r/whoooooosh
LIAM r/WOOOOOOOSH
When he was doing the little card trick, He actually picked the one I was looking at. I was shook
SAME OMG IM SHOOK TOO
Oh shiz.....same😂
DUDE SAME
OMG HE JUST GUESSED IT AGAIN
Deadass was looking for this comment 😂
Jojo: “Who’s your favourite ASMR RUclipsr?”
Me: “I really like...”
Jojo: “It’s Jojo’s ASMR.”
Me: “Oh, I was actually gonna say...”
Jojo: “It’s Jojo’s ASMR...”
Me: *stress intensifies*
Were you going to say me? Yay
Ryde ITS JOJO ASMR
Angie omg people like you are annoying
Angie does it really matter? But if you look at his channel name it’s spelt Jojo’s ASMR, and he says in the video, Jojo’s ASMR. I’m not trying to be rude, just to clarify that.
Ryde EXACTLY!!!!!!!!! Thank you. These types of people are so annoying. They cannot read a fucking comment without trying to be that annoyingass person
6:55 Jojo: You have eyes
Me: 👄
JoJo: “i think you were born by 2 people”
Giorno Giovanna: *PIANO INTENSIFIES* a c t u a l l y-
Didn't giorno get born because of dio and a random lady lol
@@imnobody4416 dio stole Jonathan's body.
@@Oduah-358 indeed. Dio with Jonathan's body and some random lady that didn't care for her child. And tada, you get giorno
is it forced rape since DIO stole johnathan’s body
Technically hes a product of a gay straight threesome
.
😂😂😂
Jack Vaughan grapes aren’t vegetables
@@mr.moraIe neither are oranges
CassanovaX neither are tomatoes
@@roselynmedina6766 neither are pumpkins
Nobody:
JoJo: "you are a human" DABS
funny haha
What time does he do that???? I need to know!
He says that at 4:12...
@@kellydean3456 4:09
yeah the dab was a little excessive and cringe 😐
@@zandereaton5717 No.
I think we all know the least impressive part of this...
When he teleported in.
When he said to think of a letter my brain said “quack”, what letter is quack??!!?!
C.
Katsuki Bakugo haha yes!
Miss Mysty.g - Mhm. Mhm.
*yes*
*yes*
“You were born by an elephant and an ox”
Me: Yeah I get that a lot
Gabrielle Pearson underrated
Omg your face if you were actually born in some lab with elephant and ox dna what would satan spit on to your face
There's a non-zero chance that someone thought of these exact things and Jojo guesses every one of them right.
Communist Party. You are correct comrade
jojo: you were probably born by two people.
anakin skywalker: HOLD UP-
Somebody: who will replace Kim Jong Un?
Me: *laughs in Kim Jong Dos*
this is the best comment on the internet everyone else can leave
Bold of you to assume he's dead
The "Un" in his name stands for Undead
I mean you can't spell Kim Jong Un without Jo
I know i shouldnt laugh at this but its too good😂✊
no
Jojo: You wanna play magic the gathering?
Me, who has been wanting to learn: Yeah, actually
Hey I can teach you I got a couple decks actually been collecting for some time so if u wanna know just tell me
Dracen Miron-Harper can you teach me
Lol
Dude I actually wanna play MTG
@@The_Shaken_Chronicles dude lets play
Jojo: you’re a human
Me: actually I’m Caucasia-
Jojo: at first I thought attack helicopter
Me: yea I get that a lot
Real-Barry-the-bee i-I'm speechless
This used to be funny, now it’s not and it’s dead.
Jojo: I like to start things of with a little exercise
Literally shuffles three cards
Find two diffrences:
-otter
-elephant in a pink suit🤣
.... Well that was random
Me think ostrich
Well otters have 69 legs and elephants have 42 toes
One I could kill and probably get away with it
Mini Ladd reference uwu
Me: psshh, who needs sleep
Jojo: *You*
Netflix:
Also *You*
is NOBODY going to discuss the fact hes wearing a kakegurui cosplay in the beginning. we stan a cannon icon
omg dude i knew that shit was familiar
Omg it's true, I love how he's like near the anime fandom
“I think that you might have hair”
That random bingus watching: *W R O N G*
"Im going to be your mind reader"
Man i cant even tell what im thinking half the time
me.
Lol I don’t think at all
JoJo: "You can also pay me with emeralds in Minecraft"
Me with a full inventory of emeralds: here is 1 emerald
Also JoJo: *4:14* I am richiest man in world
soamesdekuster I have an army of one tick sugar cane farms and about 20 librarians I got more stonks than you
@@Rekishe awh crap time to get netherite
@@Rekishe wait that's illegal !
@@Rekishe Okay, that's cool but when you log back into that world the 0 tick farms wont be working.
Tucker Schroder that might be true but the around 15 double chests full of sugar canes should be enough for a while
Everyone:
Jojo: ya I can teleport
Everyone: *starts clapping*
Sounds like reddit story lol
Bruh im dying
Jojo: you can also pay in emeralds
Me: goes in creative
Me: So uhh what's your name?
Him: *Repeats the sound of my brain waves before an exam*
Me: Welp, okay. He's legit. He reads minds. Cool.
Jojo: you can pay me in emeralds in Minecraft
Me, who’s been saving emeralds for over a year for the perfect moment: it is time
Jojo: "its a lovely place that you have here"
Me: in the bathroom
Me again: "Thank you"
Same
Can we get this person 69 likes?!
@@crackineggs9510 who
When he's stairs/stared different ways it gave me a smile
*you live in earth*
Peter Quill: no, I’m from the Missouri....
yeah that's on earth dipshit
_msbz that’s the joke
Sneaky Snek okay sherlock
Isn't the first reply meaning to reference Tony's answer in Infinity War? Since he legit said "that's on earth dipshit".
Just Someone that is what im trying to do
Jojo: are you the one who booked the six o clock appointment?
Me: aren’t you supposed to mind read that?
At this point he’s just challenging us to try to write his name down
I don't know why RUclips recommended me this video, but I am thankful for that.
He’s making more gigigle than more sleep is this a Asmr
Randy Estrada Wut the actual fucc
Love him or hate him he speaking facts
Periodt
Can not comprehend. Error 404.
Did I just have a stroke?
No-one:
Not a single soul:
Me: calling up the bois at half four in the morning saying to watch this vid
It's 4:34 rn
5:44
Nobody:
Jojo: my name is ding ling ling ding Ching daemon jennis boi choi minaiso woa tonee tohmahshitas coyo goto washimata
Me: 👁👄👁
AK7234
fax
👁️👄👁️
Levi Lawton they should make this an actual emoji 👁👄👁
But you can just call me Joe
Lxzy Prime it’s too many characters for an emoji
I love how fun jojo is
JoJo said “no legs” then 30 seconds after he said i wear pants
All the people that have “ disliked” are people saying “dis-I-like”
smart you are smart
Amiee Johnson wydm? they’re just Australian likes
@@Zorioy kind looks like me geting droped on my head as a child
So we should press the “dis-I-like” button
There is 666 coments
Jojo: "I'm from Pluto. It's my favorite planet."
Me: "I think you may be quite late on news..."
Me: I'm not a human, i'M A hELiCopTEr!
JoJo: 4:27
Me: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ mind reader!
Day 533 of asking for: ASMR worst reviewed RUclipsr and the whole video is a Raid Shadow Legends sponsorship
Yes just yes
And saying guys 46875743632222455566449007657645321454263453554649778.577788574345638 times with fortnite and 360 noscope memes
FUCK YEAH
the first worst reviewed wasn't even 400 days ago...
8:40 i’ve never been so scared before, thank u jojo
glossyluvh u made it that far...?
thank you, diddily lang lang chang, ching mang-dennis so chewey bow minasaywong do-ni tamashitas coyo coytow ei yamashimata for this great appointment. i will rate 5 star so you can graduate plumbing school and finish toilet maintenance
😂😂😂😭😭😭‼️
HELP I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THE PINK ELEPHANT IM STUCK IN THIS LOOP
When your so early Luis hasn’t made time stamps yet 😂
Facts
Dillon 08 ikr
Luis just got btich slapped
You’re *
Pseudonyme your right
Joe: Your favourite ASMR RUclipsr, it’s Jojo’s asmr
Me: You’re god damn right
You're good damn wrong.
*POV: He actually reads your mind*
@Maxson Denny sub to me? Lol
@nugget I want my toe pics from your about section in your channel
@@huntstud215 bet
Nugget do you have discord
@nugget
No one:
Me “replays the beginning over and over just to here him call me baby”
Me: thinking about playing magic the gathering
Him *asks*
Me: well now I’m not doing it
😂
*Angry penguin with crossed arms*
That would be me doing business “you can pay me in gummy bears, or in emeralds, in Minecraft”
Theres gummy bears in Minecraft?
Um..ok is that suppose to be funny
Hanzo: “Only a Shimada can control the dragons, who are you.”
“Call me Jojo”
You know that there’s probably someone in the world who was actually thinking about playing magic the gathering. Maybe not with Jojo but someone definitely had it on their mind and probably got surprised when he mentioned it
1.1 million views, it's unlikely, eh maybe
Me, it was me.