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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

Комментарии • 3,8 тыс.

  • @livt560
    @livt560 5 лет назад +3851

    Deborah is the assistant we all need, but don't deserve.

    • @deborahtheassistant71
      @deborahtheassistant71 5 лет назад +122

      Liv T no one deserves me

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 лет назад +82

      @@deborahtheassistant71 we praise you as our lord and saviour
      *We are not worthy*
      *We are not worthy*

    • @livt560
      @livt560 5 лет назад +32

      Deborah the goddess has spoken!!!

    • @ninjakilzombie3442
      @ninjakilzombie3442 5 лет назад +16

      @@deborahtheassistant71 why don't you have subs?

    • @ramenintokyo6835
      @ramenintokyo6835 5 лет назад +15

      Ninja kilzombie I subbed to Deborah

  • @새새-p3l
    @새새-p3l 4 года назад +997

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -
    "He melted all my skin off and I was just left with muscle, but now they hire me at schools to diagram muscles of the human body, though the children run away in fear once I start moving..."
    -A Very Muscular Customer.

    • @beastongfuel2441
      @beastongfuel2441 4 года назад +1

      새새Ꮄ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bengallagher9087
      @bengallagher9087 4 года назад +29

      Bro you a fucking titan?

    • @emperorpenguin4561
      @emperorpenguin4561 4 года назад +11

      I now right, I paideia for an extra twenty minutes and now I am the skeleton in a 6th grade science classroom.

    • @clo7631
      @clo7631 4 года назад +1

      @@bengallagher9087 LANGUAGE!

    • @clo7631
      @clo7631 4 года назад

      @Hamnanimator 10 😂😂😂 "a musculer custome" ? 😂😂😂 tf?

  • @shadowprincess8740
    @shadowprincess8740 4 года назад +423

    ⭐️
    “he never actually feeds us”
    -His Minecraft dog and cat

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 3 года назад +2

      That is.... sad

    • @Slowk_yt
      @Slowk_yt 3 месяца назад

      Here Some rottenflash

  • @Phxnkkx
    @Phxnkkx 5 лет назад +3259

    Everybody gangsta till Jojo starts talking on keyboard

    • @jorjaporjapuddinpie
      @jorjaporjapuddinpie 4 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 года назад +17

      gibi did that in a video once

    • @TheDriver2321
      @TheDriver2321 4 года назад +5

      caramowl、 probably were he got the idea from

    • @ChadDogofShimano
      @ChadDogofShimano 4 года назад +11

      Moshi moshi, Doppio desu

    • @arandomelf3050
      @arandomelf3050 4 года назад +3

      Hokuto ich bin ein Mann, du bist eine frau
      Yea it’d b funny if u weren’t speaking German, I wouldn’t know I’m not that fluent

  • @art6322
    @art6322 5 лет назад +1668

    “1 minutes ago.”
    *my time has come*

    • @PhosphorusLux
      @PhosphorusLux 5 лет назад +7

      👍👌

    • @claymore7315
      @claymore7315 5 лет назад +9

      69 likes.

    • @bbc1238
      @bbc1238 5 лет назад +6

      In 4:03pm December 20th, This comment was made 1 hour ago while the video was 55 minutes ago? What the hell

    • @kittychu8gaming5
      @kittychu8gaming5 5 лет назад +2

      Same.
      "My name is Mr.Jojo."
      Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe-?

    • @willow9216
      @willow9216 5 лет назад +2

      UnknownWeirdo21 it’s the 19th in Mexico rn

  • @yourlocalhufflepuff7430
    @yourlocalhufflepuff7430 4 года назад +941

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “After a few days, I noticed a swelling on my forehead, I contacted Debrah and she told me that it’s just a small side affect of the Vegemite. It’s been 5 months, and I now have a full sized unicorn horn. I’m not complaining though. I feel like Harry Potter.”
    -a very happy wizard

    • @mnstrbld
      @mnstrbld 4 года назад +40

      Why did i read it as "a very happy lizard"💀

    • @Pedro.phd.
      @Pedro.phd. 4 года назад +4

      Xd lol

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 4 года назад +8

      You need to go to the hospital, like right now

    • @MrFrog-rd8lx
      @MrFrog-rd8lx 4 года назад +3

      Magicmite

    • @jaboi7709
      @jaboi7709 4 года назад +9

      @@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx Uhmmm no? Unicorns have healing abilities ✨

  • @Kokonohi
    @Kokonohi 5 лет назад +2016

    *5 stars* 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
    "I was so relaxed that I slept eternally"
    -*relaxed costumer*

  • @slavoslav9175
    @slavoslav9175 4 года назад +1362

    ⭐️
    “Not enough Vegemite, Fool”
    - A depressed Australian

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 года назад +17

      As long as there’s 2 people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone relaxed

    • @oofysister8076
      @oofysister8076 4 года назад +1

      D C bro thered actually 7 billion people in the world but bc of corona theres only 0-

    • @sweetgachasmoothie7941
      @sweetgachasmoothie7941 4 года назад +3

      Yes. Not enough Vegemite. Personally I only have Vegemite one toast

    • @beezahar9109
      @beezahar9109 4 года назад

      Vegetated is DISGUSTANG

    • @sibu5772
      @sibu5772 4 года назад

      You are a fool dumui

  • @camerondunk802
    @camerondunk802 4 года назад +187

    everyone: Jojo has so many jobs.
    Debra: am I a joke to you

    • @jebritt76
      @jebritt76 3 года назад

      lol

    • @starstat13
      @starstat13 3 года назад +4

      There needs to be a worst reviewed lore with jojo and debra. Someone make it happen or I will

    • @Me-bl6ds
      @Me-bl6ds 3 года назад +2

      Johnny Sins typing...

    • @aibotrules2722
      @aibotrules2722 3 года назад

      @@Me-bl6ds lol what

    • @niyoosha.m7094
      @niyoosha.m7094 3 года назад

      @@Me-bl6ds lol bro that was genius

  • @homersimping2917
    @homersimping2917 5 лет назад +769

    "$590 for a spa? what does it go towards"
    Jojo - "my Minecraft house"
    "I completely understand"

    • @AndAlsoStw
      @AndAlsoStw 5 лет назад +1

      ThatManMuggsy so do i

    • @shimylove
      @shimylove 4 года назад +1

      I read that while he said that xD

    • @chad_nessie
      @chad_nessie 4 года назад +4

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

    • @crackineggs9510
      @crackineggs9510 2 года назад +1

      For his dog and cat!

    • @tjkurland
      @tjkurland 10 месяцев назад

      Give him a thousand!

  • @mousecrowley2969
    @mousecrowley2969 5 лет назад +1484

    1. Worst Reviewed Marriage Counselor
    2. Worst Reviewed Doctor//Medical Professional
    3. Worst Reviewed Minecraft Instructor (teaching u how to play minecraft)
    4. Worst Reviewed “Board” Member (⬅️ the person approving all this stuff)

    • @minty2826
      @minty2826 5 лет назад +15

      The second was his first one

    • @alexevans9211
      @alexevans9211 5 лет назад +1

      3

    • @Neofoxxx
      @Neofoxxx 5 лет назад +18

      Worst reviewer krusty crab enployee

    • @someguyontheinternet8769
      @someguyontheinternet8769 5 лет назад +24

      Ok so what your gona want to do is throw that diamond pick in lava

    • @goodmito
      @goodmito 5 лет назад +3

      Worst nuclear launcher (person who launches nukes)

  • @itzmadboxv2349
    @itzmadboxv2349 4 года назад +484

    “Let’s do some relaxing dance moves” Jojo: *does jojo poses*

  • @cal8941
    @cal8941 5 лет назад +419

    ⭐️ ⭐️
    “The way the face mask stung my face woke up my pores but also clogged them and now my face is opening up and I can see worms crawling in my face and is writing this in the hospital on life support but other than that it was soothing and very relaxing.”
    -A Some-what satisfied customer

    • @mrcogywogy8310
      @mrcogywogy8310 4 года назад +2

      Umm

    • @falling4u902
      @falling4u902 4 года назад

      😭

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 4 года назад

      How do you make a star

    • @candylynn4421
      @candylynn4421 4 года назад

      I'm not sleeping tonight...

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 4 года назад

      @@candylynn4421 oh really... You can't help but to admit it's relaxing, and distracting from the pain on your body from his terrible attempts at a spa

  • @craine9028
    @craine9028 5 лет назад +2098

    Nobody:
    Australians: *My genealogical tree is made out of Vegemite.*

    • @sonofconnaught2945
      @sonofconnaught2945 5 лет назад +14

      *W R O N G*
      You mean eert lacigolaeneg?

    • @pseudotaco
      @pseudotaco 5 лет назад +30

      @@sonofconnaught2945 *W R O N G*
      you mean "ƃǝuǝɐloƃᴉɔɐl ʇɹǝǝ"?

    • @sonofconnaught2945
      @sonofconnaught2945 5 лет назад +9

      @@pseudotaco Impossible...

    • @sonofconnaught2945
      @sonofconnaught2945 5 лет назад +20

      I have been defeated.

    • @Bubbaspiff
      @Bubbaspiff 5 лет назад +8

      Adding nobody to a mediocre comment doesn’t make it better

  • @chibibearleila2090
    @chibibearleila2090 4 года назад +40

    No one in the whole world:
    Jojo: 12:28 - 12:34 just him playing around with the massager

  • @SillyCyan
    @SillyCyan 5 лет назад +717

    No one:
    What I hear before I fall asleep:
    10:37 “hOu yA”

  • @cyberbxarb
    @cyberbxarb 5 лет назад +2849

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    _“ the face mask was radioactive and I grew a third eye two days after, it looks kinda sick tho”_
    - a somewhat satisfied customer

    • @Nightsjourneyofdreams
      @Nightsjourneyofdreams 5 лет назад +248

      just passing by
      You:
      👁
      👁 👁
      👅

    • @nadiamarie9021
      @nadiamarie9021 5 лет назад +28

      @@Nightsjourneyofdreams lmaooo

    • @olipopmeme
      @olipopmeme 4 года назад +24

      I love how your profile picture is just a long Bart Simpson...

    • @alyssaalali6898
      @alyssaalali6898 4 года назад +26

      “It looks kinda sick tho”
      My life in a sentence

    • @whydoisunny4913
      @whydoisunny4913 4 года назад +4

      Tien!?!?

  • @arstotzka5697
    @arstotzka5697 3 года назад +31

    ⭐️
    “My back is broken, and my face is permanently disfigured. I liked his dances though.”
    -A very relaxed but broken patient

  • @ciaranMartin06
    @ciaranMartin06 5 лет назад +939

    Me: falling asleep
    JoJo: *slam's head against keyboard*

  • @rachelwahlgren5816
    @rachelwahlgren5816 5 лет назад +125

    *me trying to sleep*
    Jojo: *smashes keyboard on head*
    Also Jojo: *licks the facemask and continues to apply*

    • @Elledra
      @Elledra Год назад +3

      Also Jojo: *Hoyah*

  • @izukumidoriya3310
    @izukumidoriya3310 4 года назад +595

    ⭐️
    “There were no Jojo references like I expected”
    -unsatisfied customer

  • @vexisacatboy5025
    @vexisacatboy5025 4 года назад +169

    5:30 that dance move had me WHEEZING

    • @Sharky12550
      @Sharky12550 3 года назад +3

      Same🤣🤣😵😵😵

    • @TehBestSpartan4
      @TehBestSpartan4 3 года назад +3

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
      *B r u h*
      -*A Countryball Animator*

    • @goblinsszo
      @goblinsszo 3 года назад +1

      5:20

    • @k4ppahlol251
      @k4ppahlol251 3 года назад +1

      Fr? On god? Just like that?

  • @happyiexsit
    @happyiexsit 2 года назад +8

    timestamps ༉‧₊˚✧
    talking/typing: 0:00 - 0:42
    introduction: 0:43 - 1:27
    scamming you for a minecraft house: 1:55 - 2:15
    typing + abusing the keyboard: 2:16 - 2:23
    more typing + convo: 3:08 - 4:17
    scamming you for the 2nd time: 4:18 - 4:43
    breathing: 5:07 - 5:18
    so very relaxing dance moves: 5:21 - 5:23, 5:32
    opening vegemite: 6:19 - 6:23, 6:42 - 6:50
    applying vegemite: 7:11 - 9:00
    eating the product: 8:00 - 8:02
    moist vegemite: 8:05 - 8:13
    terrible CGI: 9:50 - 9:55
    ear cleaning: 10:26 - 12:03
    HoOooOYA😩: 10:36 - 10:38
    Jojos lice traced head massage: 12:09 - 12:38
    your head massage: 12:43 - 13:31
    taking the vegemite off: 13:49 - 14:55
    bonus: this part is adorable: 14:29

  • @Noobish_
    @Noobish_ 4 года назад +600

    “Do you have any allergies”
    “No?”
    “Yeah that one sucks.”
    “Wha-what?”

    • @jensterjem7162
      @jensterjem7162 4 года назад +20

      it is the allergy of doubt

    • @Noobish_
      @Noobish_ 4 года назад +1

      DYLLON DICKENS nice

    • @breadcrumbs0
      @breadcrumbs0 4 года назад

      Profile picture looks familiar. Please, Don't Touch Anything vibes haha

    • @Noobish_
      @Noobish_ 4 года назад

      Buddy Reader it’s from one of the endings

    • @ProbablyAlmond
      @ProbablyAlmond 4 года назад

      Your telling me you weren't serious? No is a very serious allergy

  • @nem6421
    @nem6421 5 лет назад +475

    me: *sees that already 2 people disliked after being 8 mins late*
    also me: Why

    • @Drowseii
      @Drowseii 5 лет назад

      I40 now :(

    • @azurejohnstun7976
      @azurejohnstun7976 5 лет назад +1

      Bijan Kavehamoli that has to be the reason. I mean these are basically whispered comedy gold, how do you purposely dislike this? 😂

    • @lukefoster2956
      @lukefoster2956 5 лет назад

      Its just RUclipss Like to Dislike algorithm, which is stupid if you ask me

  • @bugarisbugar2919
    @bugarisbugar2919 4 года назад +41

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "Uncle said vegemite face mask made face taste good"
    -Random Customer

    • @Slowk_yt
      @Slowk_yt 3 месяца назад

      Uncle Had lumboga
      or how to spell IT 😅

  • @lukelagnese3971
    @lukelagnese3971 5 лет назад +233

    Jo: what are you doing after this?
    Me: sleeping
    Jo: can I come?
    Me: bet

  • @THEY-ish
    @THEY-ish 4 года назад +109

    10:36 LOL I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE FOR ASMR

    • @majavareeta
      @majavareeta 4 года назад +1

      😂👌🏼

    • @Rilee1408
      @Rilee1408 4 года назад +7

      can i get a ''hoinya?''

    • @ninjawarrior_gty2060
      @ninjawarrior_gty2060 4 года назад +3

      So every year my old Middle School organizes a science camp. It's an overnight camp with tents and activities. So we set up tents the night before, had smores, and went to sleep. The next morning at around 5;30, all the boys from one tent woke up. You know how in middle school, there are the "cool kids", who just act up all the time? That group woke up. At 5;30 AM, they all screamed, "CAN I GET A HOINYA?" Naturally, they did this for ten minutes straight and got plenty of replies from the boy's side of the camp. The girl's side of the camp was about 1/2 mile away (0.8 km), and they all got woken up. Let's just say that the rest of us didn't have to do any clean-up work the day after. (Dishes, tents, trash, etc.)

  • @toffeehealey
    @toffeehealey 4 года назад +3

    swear, as i’m about to fall asleep, jojo pulls out some “hoyyaa” shenanigans and suddenly i’m holding in laughter. LET ME SLEEP TO ASMR GOD DAMMIT 😂

  • @ka_6689
    @ka_6689 5 лет назад +55

    Jojo: *shows off his relaxing dance moves*
    Me: *I WiSh I CouLd Do ThAt!*

  • @golub8947
    @golub8947 5 лет назад +125

    Jojo: So what are you doing after this?
    Me:
    Jojo: Can I come?
    Me: *no*
    Jojo: You are too nice

  • @patrickkelly3253
    @patrickkelly3253 4 года назад +26

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    He used vegemite in the process
    A satisfied customer that’s Australian

  • @g4yr_
    @g4yr_ 5 лет назад +229

    No one:
    Debrah: manager of every 1 star service
    Why?
    Because Karen made about 17 accounts just to make sure that it’s at least 3 stars or less

    • @karinsaprestwich154
      @karinsaprestwich154 4 года назад +2

      It's sad that this is funny and it only has 11 likes, FOR NOW.

  • @tomtaylor89
    @tomtaylor89 5 лет назад +317

    Day 1 of asking jojo for worst reviewed McDonald’s drivethru

    • @pandalego8759
      @pandalego8759 5 лет назад +3

      Lol you deserve a like

    • @dwemythemudcrab3343
      @dwemythemudcrab3343 5 лет назад +1

      Ooooooooooo

    • @aria-rj3is
      @aria-rj3is 5 лет назад +2

      CRZY yeeeeeeeeesssss

    • @DunkinPeanuts
      @DunkinPeanuts 5 лет назад +2

      It'll be an 1 hour of people waiting for their food while a teen talks to you in a McDonald's.

    • @Neofoxxx
      @Neofoxxx 5 лет назад +1

      OK what do we sell here?
      Well we got some mcnuggets
      But they have been in the fridge for about a year
      Yeah they are fine taste really good

  • @angelicatexoxo
    @angelicatexoxo 4 года назад +38

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “ My skin is okay, kind of dry but at least it’s not oily. I wish I could have had some of the face mask to snack on as I waited for it to sit. “
    - _a hungry customer_

  • @haram5832
    @haram5832 5 лет назад +100

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Jojo: It's so moist

  • @gabe958
    @gabe958 5 лет назад +545

    Jojo: “Is it a problem if my pet turtle can outrun me in a race?”
    Me: *YES*
    Jojo: He’s pretty fast to be honest
    Me: I don’t think I’m the one who needs treatment

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 3 года назад +9

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    ''my skin is glowing and im bullet proof i am currently being hired as a literal wall''
    -a very happy wall

  • @flixxttv5877
    @flixxttv5877 5 лет назад +522

    Me: mum can I go to the spa?
    Mum: we have a spa at home
    Spa at home:

    • @alexandragabriela8554
      @alexandragabriela8554 5 лет назад +7

      Huh...I was just thinking about that...
      Touché dude

    • @lankyboi2521
      @lankyboi2521 5 лет назад +8

      how rich is your mum to be able to afford a spa at home

    • @momus4386
      @momus4386 5 лет назад +8

      Me: I really don't want to see generic comments on this video
      Comments on this video:

    • @izimari
      @izimari 5 лет назад +6

      @@momus4386 Me: I really don't want to see haters in the comment section
      Haters in the comment section:

    • @tomlinson828
      @tomlinson828 5 лет назад +2

      Lunarscourge the Naughty stfu

  • @jxllyfish6754
    @jxllyfish6754 5 лет назад +896

    When he hit himself with the keyboard
    I felt that.

  • @chees2
    @chees2 4 года назад +28

    3 stars 🌟🌟🌟
    Everything is a shade of orange and I am starting to become completely numb throughout my body but it was very calm and soothing
    -a mildly satisfied customer

  • @988tyun
    @988tyun 4 года назад +67

    Jojo: I put it on my toes
    Also Jojo: I put it everywhere “looks down”

  • @aa-dn5go
    @aa-dn5go 5 лет назад +170

    Jojo: HEY DEBRA SO-
    Debra: Don’t worry I already called the ambulance for the patient.

  • @deadzombie8048
    @deadzombie8048 4 года назад +17

    Jojo: ill just put that on my system
    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Jojo:*slaps his self in the face with a key board*

  • @sadie1625
    @sadie1625 5 лет назад +353

    The people who disliked this video just had vegemite in their eyes...

  • @Serotoninn
    @Serotoninn 4 года назад +61

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    "It was very relaxing, and I find that my skin is quite literally glowing! Sometimes, my face will get all mushy and feel like it may start to collapse in on itself, but that's probably a sign of a pure, healthy human!"
    -A very satisfied individual

  • @lexiesmith8933
    @lexiesmith8933 4 года назад +26

    Jojo: What are you doing after this..?
    Me: I'm gonna go to the bathroom
    Jojo: OH CAN I COME?
    me: uh-

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 5 лет назад +161

    "Do you have any allergies?"
    Girl from "Share my Story" : *uh ya I'm allergic to air?*
    Jojo: **oh my grandpa has it too**

    • @genericguy5998
      @genericguy5998 5 лет назад +6

      Cupcake Puffy also the girl from “share my story”: I’m also allergic to water my own skin other people and sunlight

    • @galaxyqueengalaxyqueen3482
      @galaxyqueengalaxyqueen3482 5 лет назад +3

      I watch it 2

    • @mvtthewvs4122
      @mvtthewvs4122 5 лет назад +2

      Cupcake Puffy that’s why he’s deeaaaaadddd 🤠

  • @um2270
    @um2270 5 лет назад +545

    My classroom: *QUIET*
    Students: *QUIET*
    Me: 10:36

    • @bearzeidan
      @bearzeidan 4 года назад +18

      I would have liked but 69 bois. Now it's at 72. Guess I'll like.

    • @Thuglife-mm2ej
      @Thuglife-mm2ej 4 года назад +6

      PewDieTart umm what’s the difference in the class room and the students

    • @mist4488
      @mist4488 4 года назад +1

      BabyJungJung why not like the comment at 69 likes?

    • @obi-onekenobi6128
      @obi-onekenobi6128 4 года назад +11

      Nobody:
      Jojo: HOUUAY

    • @christopherpurnell7056
      @christopherpurnell7056 4 года назад +2

      soo funny XD

  • @trentonm5917
    @trentonm5917 4 года назад +18

    ⭐⭐⭐
    "It was an "Eh" experience"
    - *a satisfied customer*

  • @liamwelch3136
    @liamwelch3136 5 лет назад +352

    You shouldn’t stick objects into your ears
    Jojo: houyyaaaa

    • @theasmrcritic1359
      @theasmrcritic1359 5 лет назад +10

      *my uncle stuck plenty of things in my ears.*

    • @tamuas8165
      @tamuas8165 5 лет назад +2

      @@theasmrcritic1359 hmmm

    • @bin1251
      @bin1251 5 лет назад +1

      Slap a Brazzers logo on Liam's comment.

  • @brandon5505
    @brandon5505 5 лет назад +71

    It’s festive time, so I thought of “December’s worst performing Santa Clause”

  • @dawnbartlett5773
    @dawnbartlett5773 4 года назад +15

    I don’t watch this to sleep I watch this to laugh🤣😂

  • @Who_is_cj
    @Who_is_cj 5 лет назад +87

    *putting in creditcard details*
    Jojo: " boy imma get myself a ferrari" 😂🤣

  • @noobpokemon172
    @noobpokemon172 5 лет назад +441

    JoJo: “What are you doing after this??”
    Me: “Taking a shower”
    JoJo: “Can I come?”
    Me: “Ummm, sure.....”
    JoJo: “Thanks you very nice”

    • @sergioscaglia8564
      @sergioscaglia8564 5 лет назад +14

      Why you should say SUREEEEEEE

    • @fattfatt502
      @fattfatt502 4 года назад +9

      O meh gawd, what da FuC

    • @noobpokemon172
      @noobpokemon172 4 года назад +5

      Sergio So it can go with he said dumb ass

    • @kiri6587
      @kiri6587 4 года назад +13

      I wanna like this, but you have 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that, so I’m liking this on the comments.

    • @kiri6587
      @kiri6587 4 года назад +4

      Well I didn’t ruin it

  • @lizzy8961
    @lizzy8961 4 года назад +21

    Me: almost asleep
    Almost Everybody seeing this vid: almost asleep
    Jojo: 10:37
    Everybody: *bruh*

  • @kokuwifeyyy
    @kokuwifeyyy 5 лет назад +90

    Me:trying to fall asleep
    JoJo: does stupid and so called " relaxing" dancing
    Me is wide awake from histrerically laughing

  • @kohijelly7681
    @kohijelly7681 4 года назад +263

    Jojo: What are you doing after this?
    Me: sleeping
    Jojo: Can I come?
    Me: NO
    Jojo: ur too nice
    Me: o_0

    • @birdb0i327
      @birdb0i327 4 года назад +7

      I dunno man seems kinda gay to me

    • @candylynn4421
      @candylynn4421 4 года назад +2

      I read this right as he said it

    • @mxmaess
      @mxmaess 4 года назад +2

      BOKUTO SANNN

  • @thermodynamicalteration2030
    @thermodynamicalteration2030 3 года назад +22

    I’ve got a theory; Deborah is Jojo’s wife that died 56 years ago, but he cannot accept that she died.

  • @monsterja7028
    @monsterja7028 5 лет назад +113

    Him: "So what you doing after this?"
    Me: "I don't know"
    Him: "Can I come?"

    • @ltaret5
      @ltaret5 5 лет назад

      Svenska Bortskämdhets Förbundet hållkäften bonde

  • @MaryChapin2
    @MaryChapin2 4 года назад +40

    Literally when he slammed his head into the keyboard I was like well ain’t that a Monday. 👌🏻

  • @greensap5146
    @greensap5146 4 года назад +10

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “the sink smelled good”
    - me

  • @cheekychicken9717
    @cheekychicken9717 5 лет назад +353

    ⭐️
    “Should have been marmite”
    *A dissatisfied British customer*

    • @yxgnwade8181
      @yxgnwade8181 4 года назад +9

      Maybe some cups of tea will help darling

    • @NixTheIdiot
      @NixTheIdiot 4 года назад +3

      Skyler Ketron google it 😂

    • @shadowmoon60054
      @shadowmoon60054 4 года назад +2

      Yes.

    • @gillyweed68
      @gillyweed68 4 года назад +1

      sky's world basically vegemite but a British version

    • @gillyweed68
      @gillyweed68 4 года назад +2

      Yxgn Wade would love a cuppa

  • @benorme731
    @benorme731 5 лет назад +44

    Jojo: "My skin is obviously glowing. "
    Me: *confused screaming intensifies*

  • @myalt.yt.shorts.account
    @myalt.yt.shorts.account 5 лет назад +67

    1960: "in the future we'll have flying cars"
    2019: *Man talking to a keyboard*

    • @Webby104
      @Webby104 5 лет назад

      "We will have flying car"
      I can imagine a very strong Asian accent when I hear this.

    • @sleepyafri605
      @sleepyafri605 5 лет назад

      2:24 Ahh, Einstein would be proud

    • @benorme731
      @benorme731 5 лет назад +1

      I just died reading this comment. 🤣🤣🤣 Made my day. Thanks.

  • @ludovicacastaldo7593
    @ludovicacastaldo7593 5 лет назад +67

    "what are you doing after this?"
    "italian homework"
    "can i come?"
    "ehm... sure?"

  • @Kaden_Escobar
    @Kaden_Escobar 3 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @khleo4780
    @khleo4780 4 года назад +88

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
    _im very proud that this place is very entertaining and the guy is very funny and is very relaxing but very unsanitary, also i grew another nose...._
    *-a very relaxed and entertained customer*

  • @phurbu_t
    @phurbu_t 5 лет назад +16

    Jojo: zooms in when he wipes his hand after our handshake
    Also Jojo: the one who *initiated* the handshake

  • @KeisukeFD
    @KeisukeFD 2 года назад +3

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Was expensive but made me sleep. Yet a few days later my face swelled.

  • @hanna3992
    @hanna3992 5 лет назад +96

    Jojo: what are you doing after this?
    Me: sleeping
    Jojo: can I come?
    Me: uhh..

    • @puar07
      @puar07 5 лет назад +2

      I'd say yes

  • @eatyourcereal4614
    @eatyourcereal4614 4 года назад +188

    Jojo: **massages my foot**
    Also jojo: *s n a p s f o o t*

    • @Kuriositykilledthecat
      @Kuriositykilledthecat 4 года назад +1

      There we go all better right?
      You're foot is broken now?
      Oh, dont worry this happens naturally it should be better in a few months

    • @Simply_Xi
      @Simply_Xi 4 года назад +2

      *m o a n s*

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 4 года назад +1

      @@Simply_Xi in pain

    • @candylynn4421
      @candylynn4421 4 года назад

      That means it's working

    • @eatyourcereal4614
      @eatyourcereal4614 4 года назад +1

      *s n a p s f o o t*

  • @benorme731
    @benorme731 5 лет назад +495

    Jojo: "So, how's the face mask going?"
    Me: dead on the floor
    Jojo: "OK, good.. "
    Edit: thank u all 4 the likes.

    • @misan2002
      @misan2002 4 года назад +5

      🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ the edit y

    • @benorme731
      @benorme731 4 года назад +2

      @@misan2002 idek tbh 😂

    • @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947
      @chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 4 года назад

      @@misan2002 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @misan2002
      @misan2002 4 года назад +1

      @@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt

    • @KenzieNHammerly
      @KenzieNHammerly 4 года назад +1

      I’m replie 5! BUM dadaddadadaddadadadada

  • @laraharris2466
    @laraharris2466 4 года назад +1

    Starts relaxing..
    Jojo: oh do you hear that? It sounds so moist.
    Relaxation left the chat.

  • @Lucas-qx1sn
    @Lucas-qx1sn 5 лет назад +32

    “What are you doing after this?”
    “I’m going to a movie with my friends”
    “Can I come?”
    “No”
    “You’re too nice”

  • @sammineill9316
    @sammineill9316 5 лет назад +55

    Me falling asleep comfortably
    Jojo: 10:37

  • @beckyhicks1988
    @beckyhicks1988 3 года назад

    Not only are these videos relaxing but their also hilarious
    and the spa is 5 star ngl and THE ONLY FLAWS ARE THAT MY LEFT ARM BECAME A CUCUMBER WITH WARTS!!!
    thats an amazing spa right there

  • @beans7412
    @beans7412 5 лет назад +310

    When you comment before JoJo: •___________________•

    • @aryco2209
      @aryco2209 5 лет назад +7

      When you comment before someone named Muhammed :
      -_______________________-

    • @claymore7315
      @claymore7315 5 лет назад +3

      When you comment before
      "___________________"

    • @moneyblue8466
      @moneyblue8466 5 лет назад +3

      When you •______________________•before you •______________________•

    • @Miksu__
      @Miksu__ 5 лет назад +3

      When you ^_______________^

    • @TranquillShot
      @TranquillShot 5 лет назад +1

      •__________________________________•

  • @imdamex3288
    @imdamex3288 5 лет назад +90

    Day 11 of asking jojo for a Debra reveal video

  • @Daa253
    @Daa253 3 года назад +6

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    "The place looks nice and modern."
    -An interior designer.

  • @st-st-stutts7852
    @st-st-stutts7852 5 лет назад +81

    We have so much trust for asmr artists,like they could scream at any time.

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад +5

      Don't give them any ideas

    • @eyesacrossthehill839
      @eyesacrossthehill839 5 лет назад +3

      I see comments like this all the time on asmr videos Smh 😤

    • @Coconutcracrah8
      @Coconutcracrah8 4 года назад +1

      I've seen this far too many times XD think this Is like the 5th time I've seen something like this XD

  • @cyndihuynh5774
    @cyndihuynh5774 5 лет назад +39

    Jojo: “it sounds so moist” Me: “Nice story dude”

  • @choppaaaa8020
    @choppaaaa8020 5 лет назад +33

    Jojo: What are you doing after this?
    Me: Going to sleep.
    Jojo: Can i come?

  • @aryanr1681
    @aryanr1681 5 лет назад +27

    I don’t know if I’m supposed to sleep or laugh to this

  • @provisionalpole
    @provisionalpole 4 года назад +5

    ⭐️
    “I didn’t like the jazz playing”
    A Depressed Barry. (from the bee movie)

  • @jex9953
    @jex9953 5 лет назад +120

    *Jojo:* What are you doing after this?
    *Me, age 14:* Probably going to sleep
    *Jojo:* Can I cOME?
    *FBI:* * PROFUSE KNOCKING*

    • @brendanhenry4929
      @brendanhenry4929 4 года назад +7

      If ur 14 I'm 14;)

    • @jex9953
      @jex9953 4 года назад +16

      @@brendanhenry4929 sir imma need you to calm down

    • @itsvoskalper3693
      @itsvoskalper3693 4 года назад +12

      @@brendanhenry4929 FBI OPEN UP!!

    • @birdb0i327
      @birdb0i327 4 года назад

      @@jex9953 What the hell happened here

    • @jex9953
      @jex9953 4 года назад

      @@birdb0i327 I dont know lol

  • @duckquacks
    @duckquacks 5 лет назад +75

    Me : *sleeping soundly*
    Jojo : 10:36
    Me : *Rolls out of bed

    • @mr_gloomiea8562
      @mr_gloomiea8562 5 лет назад +4

      I'm laughing too hard right now 😂😂😂

    • @maceycain7610
      @maceycain7610 4 года назад +4

      All i could think of was just like eyes SNAPPING open with a determined face and just silently rolling like in a cylinder shape off the bed, onto the floor, then under the bed with like brows knitted

    • @duckquacks
      @duckquacks 4 года назад +1

      @@maceycain7610 😂😂😂

    • @ethanthepuppet8498
      @ethanthepuppet8498 4 года назад +1

      That actually happened to me

    • @bluedragongaming8317
      @bluedragongaming8317 4 года назад +1

      My parents woke up sh*t

  • @baconthedude
    @baconthedude 4 года назад

    me: tryna sleep😌
    jojo: making satisfying noises with cotton swabs.
    jojo: hoiyaa

  • @Darx.
    @Darx. 5 лет назад +41

    Jojo: Lemme take a call!
    Me: That's a keybo...
    Jojo: Shhh...
    Me: Ok then.

  • @ASMRDreamMore
    @ASMRDreamMore 5 лет назад +7

    You put so much effort into your videos... love the triggers

  • @averypossiblememelord1566
    @averypossiblememelord1566 4 года назад +5

    ⭐️
    “Where am I?”
    -a very confused deer

  • @brendissimalugo
    @brendissimalugo 5 лет назад +292

    Worst reviewed therapist/salesman

    • @dwemythemudcrab3343
      @dwemythemudcrab3343 5 лет назад +14

      I would have to have therapy after the therapy

    • @offthegooppp
      @offthegooppp 5 лет назад +9

      "So I've heard you have depression and here we have a great way to solve that"
      "Just be happy lol"

    • @puar07
      @puar07 5 лет назад +4

      @@offthegooppp huge brain.

    • @Aslovep4
      @Aslovep4 5 лет назад +2

      I could see this video going like this
      *Explains all my problems*
      Jojo: wow you should really get some help for that...

    • @madmax4085
      @madmax4085 5 лет назад

      @@thereg0esr0m4n8 umm actually that's priests
      Merry Christmas

  • @izzzy3077
    @izzzy3077 5 лет назад +29

    “sorry i shouldn’t be eating the face products” 😭💀

  • @genxer_euphoria
    @genxer_euphoria 2 года назад +2

    BLACK SCREEN FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS/NEEDS IT!!!
    Life may be shitty right now, but you'll get through it! You've done it once and you'll do it again!!! I love you all so very much and I'm very proud of you for staying around and being strong! Have a good nights rest!!

    • @ShunkCrafts
      @ShunkCrafts 2 года назад

      God bless you, and thank you for this

  • @Kuriositykilledthecat
    @Kuriositykilledthecat 5 лет назад +67

    Noone:
    Jojo when he cleans your ears: *_Hoya_*

  • @haileywaldridge5
    @haileywaldridge5 4 года назад +94

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    “For some reason almost 10 minutes and 37 seconds into the spa session, he goes ‘hU yA’ , but honostly I cackled at that”
    -An oddly satisfied customer

  • @dr_pugsworth-7855
    @dr_pugsworth-7855 4 года назад +1

    All is calm with the force. Jojo off to the side smashing his head against a keyboard.

  • @justinb.252
    @justinb.252 5 лет назад +146

    No one:
    Jojo: I just need your credit card number for the payment
    Customer: no problem, it is *********
    Jojo: man cant wait to get a Ferrari

    • @starwreck2097
      @starwreck2097 4 года назад +2

      pistola whip Tesla is better tho

    • @chubbycalico8217
      @chubbycalico8217 4 года назад +1

      Customer: jokes on you, I'm broke asf

    • @justinb.252
      @justinb.252 4 года назад

      @@starwreck2097 he said Ferrari tho

    • @BaileyA34
      @BaileyA34 4 года назад

      @@starwreck2097 yet they consume more electricity than the world can produce....

  • @catdahat
    @catdahat 5 лет назад +141

    Me: peacefully trying to fall asleep
    Jojo: if batmans parents were killed how is Batman alive
    Me: should I tell him.. or should you?

    • @tuyenmey7433
      @tuyenmey7433 5 лет назад +5

      Lil Nuggies right when I read this he said that

    • @laneyyk804
      @laneyyk804 5 лет назад +5

      Lil Nuggies oh my god litteraly i was reading this comment right when he said it im not even lieing... coincidence? i think not

    • @catdahat
      @catdahat 5 лет назад +2

      @@laneyyk804 i know all

    • @catdahat
      @catdahat 5 лет назад

      @@dingleberry7756 I value my life

    • @TObbhballer
      @TObbhballer 5 лет назад +2

      Noodle Snake what sauce?

  • @samibaby9505
    @samibaby9505 3 года назад +6

    i was just about asleep believe it or not then 10:36 came........i am now laughing too hard too sleep so thanks jojo