⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - "He melted all my skin off and I was just left with muscle, but now they hire me at schools to diagram muscles of the human body, though the children run away in fear once I start moving..." -A Very Muscular Customer.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “After a few days, I noticed a swelling on my forehead, I contacted Debrah and she told me that it’s just a small side affect of the Vegemite. It’s been 5 months, and I now have a full sized unicorn horn. I’m not complaining though. I feel like Harry Potter.” -a very happy wizard
1. Worst Reviewed Marriage Counselor 2. Worst Reviewed Doctor//Medical Professional 3. Worst Reviewed Minecraft Instructor (teaching u how to play minecraft) 4. Worst Reviewed “Board” Member (⬅️ the person approving all this stuff)
⭐️ ⭐️ “The way the face mask stung my face woke up my pores but also clogged them and now my face is opening up and I can see worms crawling in my face and is writing this in the hospital on life support but other than that it was soothing and very relaxing.” -A Some-what satisfied customer
So every year my old Middle School organizes a science camp. It's an overnight camp with tents and activities. So we set up tents the night before, had smores, and went to sleep. The next morning at around 5;30, all the boys from one tent woke up. You know how in middle school, there are the "cool kids", who just act up all the time? That group woke up. At 5;30 AM, they all screamed, "CAN I GET A HOINYA?" Naturally, they did this for ten minutes straight and got plenty of replies from the boy's side of the camp. The girl's side of the camp was about 1/2 mile away (0.8 km), and they all got woken up. Let's just say that the rest of us didn't have to do any clean-up work the day after. (Dishes, tents, trash, etc.)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ My skin is okay, kind of dry but at least it’s not oily. I wish I could have had some of the face mask to snack on as I waited for it to sit. “ - _a hungry customer_
Jojo: “Is it a problem if my pet turtle can outrun me in a race?” Me: *YES* Jojo: He’s pretty fast to be honest Me: I don’t think I’m the one who needs treatment
3 stars 🌟🌟🌟 Everything is a shade of orange and I am starting to become completely numb throughout my body but it was very calm and soothing -a mildly satisfied customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "It was very relaxing, and I find that my skin is quite literally glowing! Sometimes, my face will get all mushy and feel like it may start to collapse in on itself, but that's probably a sign of a pure, healthy human!" -A very satisfied individual
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ _im very proud that this place is very entertaining and the guy is very funny and is very relaxing but very unsanitary, also i grew another nose...._ *-a very relaxed and entertained customer*
Not only are these videos relaxing but their also hilarious and the spa is 5 star ngl and THE ONLY FLAWS ARE THAT MY LEFT ARM BECAME A CUCUMBER WITH WARTS!!! thats an amazing spa right there
All i could think of was just like eyes SNAPPING open with a determined face and just silently rolling like in a cylinder shape off the bed, onto the floor, then under the bed with like brows knitted
BLACK SCREEN FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS/NEEDS IT!!! Life may be shitty right now, but you'll get through it! You've done it once and you'll do it again!!! I love you all so very much and I'm very proud of you for staying around and being strong! Have a good nights rest!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “For some reason almost 10 minutes and 37 seconds into the spa session, he goes ‘hU yA’ , but honostly I cackled at that” -An oddly satisfied customer
Deborah is the assistant we all need, but don't deserve.
Liv T no one deserves me
@@deborahtheassistant71 we praise you as our lord and saviour
*We are not worthy*
*We are not worthy*
Deborah the goddess has spoken!!!
@@deborahtheassistant71 why don't you have subs?
Ninja kilzombie I subbed to Deborah
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ -
"He melted all my skin off and I was just left with muscle, but now they hire me at schools to diagram muscles of the human body, though the children run away in fear once I start moving..."
-A Very Muscular Customer.
새새Ꮄ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro you a fucking titan?
I now right, I paideia for an extra twenty minutes and now I am the skeleton in a 6th grade science classroom.
@@bengallagher9087 LANGUAGE!
@Hamnanimator 10 😂😂😂 "a musculer custome" ? 😂😂😂 tf?
⭐️
“he never actually feeds us”
-His Minecraft dog and cat
That is.... sad
Here Some rottenflash
Everybody gangsta till Jojo starts talking on keyboard
Lol
gibi did that in a video once
caramowl、 probably were he got the idea from
Moshi moshi, Doppio desu
Hokuto ich bin ein Mann, du bist eine frau
Yea it’d b funny if u weren’t speaking German, I wouldn’t know I’m not that fluent
“1 minutes ago.”
*my time has come*
👍👌
69 likes.
In 4:03pm December 20th, This comment was made 1 hour ago while the video was 55 minutes ago? What the hell
Same.
"My name is Mr.Jojo."
Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe-?
UnknownWeirdo21 it’s the 19th in Mexico rn
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“After a few days, I noticed a swelling on my forehead, I contacted Debrah and she told me that it’s just a small side affect of the Vegemite. It’s been 5 months, and I now have a full sized unicorn horn. I’m not complaining though. I feel like Harry Potter.”
-a very happy wizard
Why did i read it as "a very happy lizard"💀
Xd lol
You need to go to the hospital, like right now
Magicmite
@@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx Uhmmm no? Unicorns have healing abilities ✨
*5 stars* 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
"I was so relaxed that I slept eternally"
-*relaxed costumer*
JebPlays 23
*hol up*
So the review was sent in a lucid dream?
What costume they selling
@@skkkoku lucid dream? Or wtf
How did you even type this comment?🤔
⭐️
“Not enough Vegemite, Fool”
- A depressed Australian
As long as there’s 2 people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone relaxed
D C bro thered actually 7 billion people in the world but bc of corona theres only 0-
Yes. Not enough Vegemite. Personally I only have Vegemite one toast
Vegetated is DISGUSTANG
You are a fool dumui
everyone: Jojo has so many jobs.
Debra: am I a joke to you
lol
There needs to be a worst reviewed lore with jojo and debra. Someone make it happen or I will
Johnny Sins typing...
@@Me-bl6ds lol what
@@Me-bl6ds lol bro that was genius
"$590 for a spa? what does it go towards"
Jojo - "my Minecraft house"
"I completely understand"
ThatManMuggsy so do i
I read that while he said that xD
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
For his dog and cat!
Give him a thousand!
1. Worst Reviewed Marriage Counselor
2. Worst Reviewed Doctor//Medical Professional
3. Worst Reviewed Minecraft Instructor (teaching u how to play minecraft)
4. Worst Reviewed “Board” Member (⬅️ the person approving all this stuff)
The second was his first one
3
Worst reviewer krusty crab enployee
Ok so what your gona want to do is throw that diamond pick in lava
Worst nuclear launcher (person who launches nukes)
“Let’s do some relaxing dance moves” Jojo: *does jojo poses*
Technically all his poses are jojo poses
DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ZA WORLDO!!!!!!!!
YES
YES YES YES YES Y E S
⭐️ ⭐️
“The way the face mask stung my face woke up my pores but also clogged them and now my face is opening up and I can see worms crawling in my face and is writing this in the hospital on life support but other than that it was soothing and very relaxing.”
-A Some-what satisfied customer
Umm
😭
How do you make a star
I'm not sleeping tonight...
@@candylynn4421 oh really... You can't help but to admit it's relaxing, and distracting from the pain on your body from his terrible attempts at a spa
Nobody:
Australians: *My genealogical tree is made out of Vegemite.*
*W R O N G*
You mean eert lacigolaeneg?
@@sonofconnaught2945 *W R O N G*
you mean "ƃǝuǝɐloƃᴉɔɐl ʇɹǝǝ"?
@@pseudotaco Impossible...
I have been defeated.
Adding nobody to a mediocre comment doesn’t make it better
No one in the whole world:
Jojo: 12:28 - 12:34 just him playing around with the massager
No one:
What I hear before I fall asleep:
10:37 “hOu yA”
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Dud3 i died
😂🤣
⭐️⭐️⭐️
_“ the face mask was radioactive and I grew a third eye two days after, it looks kinda sick tho”_
- a somewhat satisfied customer
just passing by
You:
👁
👁 👁
👅
@@Nightsjourneyofdreams lmaooo
I love how your profile picture is just a long Bart Simpson...
“It looks kinda sick tho”
My life in a sentence
Tien!?!?
⭐️
“My back is broken, and my face is permanently disfigured. I liked his dances though.”
-A very relaxed but broken patient
Me: falling asleep
JoJo: *slam's head against keyboard*
gacha ghost fox Same😂
Me: YOU BLT SAMSUNG Galaxy
*slams
gacha ghost fox bOnK
Jostar: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
*goes batshit on the keyboard*
*me trying to sleep*
Jojo: *smashes keyboard on head*
Also Jojo: *licks the facemask and continues to apply*
Also Jojo: *Hoyah*
⭐️
“There were no Jojo references like I expected”
-unsatisfied customer
Yeah,His name is JoJo...BUT NOTHING IS ABOUT JOJO!
:0
the sad reality
Hi izuku!
He references Dr. Jojo the ear doctor at 11:29...
5:30 that dance move had me WHEEZING
Same🤣🤣😵😵😵
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
*B r u h*
-*A Countryball Animator*
5:20
Fr? On god? Just like that?
timestamps ༉‧₊˚✧
talking/typing: 0:00 - 0:42
introduction: 0:43 - 1:27
scamming you for a minecraft house: 1:55 - 2:15
typing + abusing the keyboard: 2:16 - 2:23
more typing + convo: 3:08 - 4:17
scamming you for the 2nd time: 4:18 - 4:43
breathing: 5:07 - 5:18
so very relaxing dance moves: 5:21 - 5:23, 5:32
opening vegemite: 6:19 - 6:23, 6:42 - 6:50
applying vegemite: 7:11 - 9:00
eating the product: 8:00 - 8:02
moist vegemite: 8:05 - 8:13
terrible CGI: 9:50 - 9:55
ear cleaning: 10:26 - 12:03
HoOooOYA😩: 10:36 - 10:38
Jojos lice traced head massage: 12:09 - 12:38
your head massage: 12:43 - 13:31
taking the vegemite off: 13:49 - 14:55
bonus: this part is adorable: 14:29
“Do you have any allergies”
“No?”
“Yeah that one sucks.”
“Wha-what?”
it is the allergy of doubt
DYLLON DICKENS nice
Profile picture looks familiar. Please, Don't Touch Anything vibes haha
Buddy Reader it’s from one of the endings
Your telling me you weren't serious? No is a very serious allergy
me: *sees that already 2 people disliked after being 8 mins late*
also me: Why
I40 now :(
Bijan Kavehamoli that has to be the reason. I mean these are basically whispered comedy gold, how do you purposely dislike this? 😂
Its just RUclipss Like to Dislike algorithm, which is stupid if you ask me
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Uncle said vegemite face mask made face taste good"
-Random Customer
Uncle Had lumboga
or how to spell IT 😅
Jo: what are you doing after this?
Me: sleeping
Jo: can I come?
Me: bet
Dude me to... what is this sorcery
Whats jo?
@@Aslovep4 as well myself
"you're too nice"
-jojo
Y'all proceeded to snuggle.
10:36 LOL I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE FOR ASMR
😂👌🏼
can i get a ''hoinya?''
So every year my old Middle School organizes a science camp. It's an overnight camp with tents and activities. So we set up tents the night before, had smores, and went to sleep. The next morning at around 5;30, all the boys from one tent woke up. You know how in middle school, there are the "cool kids", who just act up all the time? That group woke up. At 5;30 AM, they all screamed, "CAN I GET A HOINYA?" Naturally, they did this for ten minutes straight and got plenty of replies from the boy's side of the camp. The girl's side of the camp was about 1/2 mile away (0.8 km), and they all got woken up. Let's just say that the rest of us didn't have to do any clean-up work the day after. (Dishes, tents, trash, etc.)
swear, as i’m about to fall asleep, jojo pulls out some “hoyyaa” shenanigans and suddenly i’m holding in laughter. LET ME SLEEP TO ASMR GOD DAMMIT 😂
Jojo: *shows off his relaxing dance moves*
Me: *I WiSh I CouLd Do ThAt!*
He’s gonna default dance on you
Jojo: So what are you doing after this?
Me:
Jojo: Can I come?
Me: *no*
Jojo: You are too nice
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
He used vegemite in the process
A satisfied customer that’s Australian
No one:
Debrah: manager of every 1 star service
Why?
Because Karen made about 17 accounts just to make sure that it’s at least 3 stars or less
It's sad that this is funny and it only has 11 likes, FOR NOW.
Day 1 of asking jojo for worst reviewed McDonald’s drivethru
Lol you deserve a like
Ooooooooooo
CRZY yeeeeeeeeesssss
It'll be an 1 hour of people waiting for their food while a teen talks to you in a McDonald's.
OK what do we sell here?
Well we got some mcnuggets
But they have been in the fridge for about a year
Yeah they are fine taste really good
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“ My skin is okay, kind of dry but at least it’s not oily. I wish I could have had some of the face mask to snack on as I waited for it to sit. “
- _a hungry customer_
No one:
Literally no one:
Jojo: It's so moist
Jojo: “Is it a problem if my pet turtle can outrun me in a race?”
Me: *YES*
Jojo: He’s pretty fast to be honest
Me: I don’t think I’m the one who needs treatment
I’m he can run 0 miles a second edit : um I have now idea what I meant
@@thefinalflash6211 what
@@HelterwithoutSkelter I think he meant
"He can run 0 mph" I guess
@@sadboistudios8908 what
Lol 👁w👁
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
''my skin is glowing and im bullet proof i am currently being hired as a literal wall''
-a very happy wall
Me: mum can I go to the spa?
Mum: we have a spa at home
Spa at home:
Huh...I was just thinking about that...
Touché dude
how rich is your mum to be able to afford a spa at home
Me: I really don't want to see generic comments on this video
Comments on this video:
@@momus4386 Me: I really don't want to see haters in the comment section
Haters in the comment section:
Lunarscourge the Naughty stfu
When he hit himself with the keyboard
I felt that.
Me too I fehrsfjikhuklpi. Gfknn'
.heXgjjo
2:24
J a z z y literally
Deep
(300th) I hate when people do this. But I have too
3 stars 🌟🌟🌟
Everything is a shade of orange and I am starting to become completely numb throughout my body but it was very calm and soothing
-a mildly satisfied customer
Jojo: I put it on my toes
Also Jojo: I put it everywhere “looks down”
BAHAHAHHA
Jojo: HEY DEBRA SO-
Debra: Don’t worry I already called the ambulance for the patient.
Amelie P *Deborah
Imagine calling Deborah Debra
Both are viable dumbass
@@mlsanica7618 THANK YOU
Jojo: ill just put that on my system
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Jojo:*slaps his self in the face with a key board*
I Love this!
The people who disliked this video just had vegemite in their eyes...
Sadie R and yeast in their skin
True
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"It was very relaxing, and I find that my skin is quite literally glowing! Sometimes, my face will get all mushy and feel like it may start to collapse in on itself, but that's probably a sign of a pure, healthy human!"
-A very satisfied individual
Jojo: What are you doing after this..?
Me: I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Jojo: OH CAN I COME?
me: uh-
BaHaHq
You’re too nice:)
"Do you have any allergies?"
Girl from "Share my Story" : *uh ya I'm allergic to air?*
Jojo: **oh my grandpa has it too**
Cupcake Puffy also the girl from “share my story”: I’m also allergic to water my own skin other people and sunlight
I watch it 2
Cupcake Puffy that’s why he’s deeaaaaadddd 🤠
My classroom: *QUIET*
Students: *QUIET*
Me: 10:36
I would have liked but 69 bois. Now it's at 72. Guess I'll like.
PewDieTart umm what’s the difference in the class room and the students
BabyJungJung why not like the comment at 69 likes?
Nobody:
Jojo: HOUUAY
soo funny XD
⭐⭐⭐
"It was an "Eh" experience"
- *a satisfied customer*
You shouldn’t stick objects into your ears
Jojo: houyyaaaa
*my uncle stuck plenty of things in my ears.*
@@theasmrcritic1359 hmmm
Slap a Brazzers logo on Liam's comment.
It’s festive time, so I thought of “December’s worst performing Santa Clause”
I don’t watch this to sleep I watch this to laugh🤣😂
*putting in creditcard details*
Jojo: " boy imma get myself a ferrari" 😂🤣
here it is 4:41
Suck it I have debit!
@@bigboiborris8485 🤯
JoJo: “What are you doing after this??”
Me: “Taking a shower”
JoJo: “Can I come?”
Me: “Ummm, sure.....”
JoJo: “Thanks you very nice”
Why you should say SUREEEEEEE
O meh gawd, what da FuC
Sergio So it can go with he said dumb ass
I wanna like this, but you have 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that, so I’m liking this on the comments.
Well I didn’t ruin it
Me: almost asleep
Almost Everybody seeing this vid: almost asleep
Jojo: 10:37
Everybody: *bruh*
samee 😭
Huay nâ?
@@honeydroplets "do it" bro wtf did you to the transtlator?
Me:trying to fall asleep
JoJo: does stupid and so called " relaxing" dancing
Me is wide awake from histrerically laughing
Jojo: What are you doing after this?
Me: sleeping
Jojo: Can I come?
Me: NO
Jojo: ur too nice
Me: o_0
I dunno man seems kinda gay to me
I read this right as he said it
BOKUTO SANNN
I’ve got a theory; Deborah is Jojo’s wife that died 56 years ago, but he cannot accept that she died.
Jojo is younger than 56 bro
😂
Him: "So what you doing after this?"
Me: "I don't know"
Him: "Can I come?"
Svenska Bortskämdhets Förbundet hållkäften bonde
Literally when he slammed his head into the keyboard I was like well ain’t that a Monday. 👌🏻
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“the sink smelled good”
- me
⭐️
“Should have been marmite”
*A dissatisfied British customer*
Maybe some cups of tea will help darling
Skyler Ketron google it 😂
Yes.
sky's world basically vegemite but a British version
Yxgn Wade would love a cuppa
Jojo: "My skin is obviously glowing. "
Me: *confused screaming intensifies*
1960: "in the future we'll have flying cars"
2019: *Man talking to a keyboard*
"We will have flying car"
I can imagine a very strong Asian accent when I hear this.
2:24 Ahh, Einstein would be proud
I just died reading this comment. 🤣🤣🤣 Made my day. Thanks.
"what are you doing after this?"
"italian homework"
"can i come?"
"ehm... sure?"
MAMA MIA
Thanks!
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
_im very proud that this place is very entertaining and the guy is very funny and is very relaxing but very unsanitary, also i grew another nose...._
*-a very relaxed and entertained customer*
Jojo: zooms in when he wipes his hand after our handshake
Also Jojo: the one who *initiated* the handshake
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Was expensive but made me sleep. Yet a few days later my face swelled.
Jojo: what are you doing after this?
Me: sleeping
Jojo: can I come?
Me: uhh..
I'd say yes
Jojo: **massages my foot**
Also jojo: *s n a p s f o o t*
There we go all better right?
You're foot is broken now?
Oh, dont worry this happens naturally it should be better in a few months
*m o a n s*
@@Simply_Xi in pain
That means it's working
*s n a p s f o o t*
Jojo: "So, how's the face mask going?"
Me: dead on the floor
Jojo: "OK, good.. "
Edit: thank u all 4 the likes.
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ the edit y
@@misan2002 idek tbh 😂
@@misan2002 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@chandlerpixiestickdealer7947 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt
I’m replie 5! BUM dadaddadadaddadadadada
Starts relaxing..
Jojo: oh do you hear that? It sounds so moist.
Relaxation left the chat.
“What are you doing after this?”
“I’m going to a movie with my friends”
“Can I come?”
“No”
“You’re too nice”
Me falling asleep comfortably
Jojo: 10:37
😂
Ye I was scrolling through comments to find this XD
Hoiyah
Not only are these videos relaxing but their also hilarious
and the spa is 5 star ngl and THE ONLY FLAWS ARE THAT MY LEFT ARM BECAME A CUCUMBER WITH WARTS!!!
thats an amazing spa right there
When you comment before JoJo: •___________________•
When you comment before someone named Muhammed :
-_______________________-
When you comment before
"___________________"
When you •______________________•before you •______________________•
When you ^_______________^
•__________________________________•
Day 11 of asking jojo for a Debra reveal video
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"The place looks nice and modern."
-An interior designer.
We have so much trust for asmr artists,like they could scream at any time.
Don't give them any ideas
I see comments like this all the time on asmr videos Smh 😤
I've seen this far too many times XD think this Is like the 5th time I've seen something like this XD
Jojo: “it sounds so moist” Me: “Nice story dude”
Jojo: What are you doing after this?
Me: Going to sleep.
Jojo: Can i come?
I don’t know if I’m supposed to sleep or laugh to this
⭐️
“I didn’t like the jazz playing”
A Depressed Barry. (from the bee movie)
*Jojo:* What are you doing after this?
*Me, age 14:* Probably going to sleep
*Jojo:* Can I cOME?
*FBI:* * PROFUSE KNOCKING*
If ur 14 I'm 14;)
@@brendanhenry4929 sir imma need you to calm down
@@brendanhenry4929 FBI OPEN UP!!
@@jex9953 What the hell happened here
@@birdb0i327 I dont know lol
Me : *sleeping soundly*
Jojo : 10:36
Me : *Rolls out of bed
I'm laughing too hard right now 😂😂😂
All i could think of was just like eyes SNAPPING open with a determined face and just silently rolling like in a cylinder shape off the bed, onto the floor, then under the bed with like brows knitted
@@maceycain7610 😂😂😂
That actually happened to me
My parents woke up sh*t
me: tryna sleep😌
jojo: making satisfying noises with cotton swabs.
jojo: hoiyaa
Jojo: Lemme take a call!
Me: That's a keybo...
Jojo: Shhh...
Me: Ok then.
You put so much effort into your videos... love the triggers
Yea
⭐️
“Where am I?”
-a very confused deer
Worst reviewed therapist/salesman
I would have to have therapy after the therapy
"So I've heard you have depression and here we have a great way to solve that"
"Just be happy lol"
@@offthegooppp huge brain.
I could see this video going like this
*Explains all my problems*
Jojo: wow you should really get some help for that...
@@thereg0esr0m4n8 umm actually that's priests
Merry Christmas
“sorry i shouldn’t be eating the face products” 😭💀
BLACK SCREEN FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS/NEEDS IT!!!
Life may be shitty right now, but you'll get through it! You've done it once and you'll do it again!!! I love you all so very much and I'm very proud of you for staying around and being strong! Have a good nights rest!!
God bless you, and thank you for this
Noone:
Jojo when he cleans your ears: *_Hoya_*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“For some reason almost 10 minutes and 37 seconds into the spa session, he goes ‘hU yA’ , but honostly I cackled at that”
-An oddly satisfied customer
When inposter is sus bAdum
10:37 lol
All is calm with the force. Jojo off to the side smashing his head against a keyboard.
No one:
Jojo: I just need your credit card number for the payment
Customer: no problem, it is *********
Jojo: man cant wait to get a Ferrari
pistola whip Tesla is better tho
Customer: jokes on you, I'm broke asf
@@starwreck2097 he said Ferrari tho
@@starwreck2097 yet they consume more electricity than the world can produce....
Me: peacefully trying to fall asleep
Jojo: if batmans parents were killed how is Batman alive
Me: should I tell him.. or should you?
Lil Nuggies right when I read this he said that
Lil Nuggies oh my god litteraly i was reading this comment right when he said it im not even lieing... coincidence? i think not
@@laneyyk804 i know all
@@dingleberry7756 I value my life
Noodle Snake what sauce?
i was just about asleep believe it or not then 10:36 came........i am now laughing too hard too sleep so thanks jojo