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When are guys going to have to start enduring the rigors of birth control?
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I would like to see an honest ad for bottled water.
Lisa Massicotte
"Aquafina! We just make bottles!"
Figi
Ooohhh!
Thatd be awesome!
Oh you mean the tap water that you pay $5 for??? Bottled water is just someone else’s tap water. Aquafina for instance is filtered Detroit city water.
Yes
"Condoms are tight on my wee wee
"Nobody believes that bro" lmao I'm dead
@Zenus Pridgen
Ikr
@Zenus Pridgen and that's having sex without a condom
@@Gilpow Or, (I must point out) a guy who has had a vasectomy. Also, sex without P/V intercourse is an option. Lots of other ways to get everybody off.
@@milascave2 Sure. Sadly many people still think you need P/V to call it "sex".
@@Gilpow it wouldn't be as bad if men had the same reproductive rights that women had. We're supposed to be living in an era of gender equality but men still end up being shafted here.
Him: the condom is tight on my wheelie.
Roger: nobody believes that bro.
😁 😁
Girl: “mm no they aren’t”
Condoms can fit 5 big red delicious apples in them, and still have space. If you're legitimately bigger than that, SEE A DOCTOR
Try Magnum...u may need a rubber band to hold it on.
J. C. True, but after stretching past a certain size, they can still feel extremely tight and uncomfortable, even if they technically _Can_ fit larger objects in them without tearing.
@@wakewind4129
Fair. Then of course there's the possibility of allergies and accidentally wearing it inside out
*but it's all worth it so my partner can raw dog me without worrying about babies*
Epic
LOL even though it's not guaranteed to prevent one from happening :P
Never seen anyone on birth control get pregnant
@@santiagohernandez8799 that must mean it never happens at all
@@santiagohernandez8799 I have. Not me, but a relative. It’s not common, but it is possible.
I'm waiting to see an ad for pregnancy tests where the couple looks relieved/happy after a negative result.
Same!!
Like in real life? 😂😂
@@annerison same, girl! Lol
Acme Racing that's me face everytime I buy those stick test thingy hahaha
Too damn real, we cant show that on ad
" _And your insurance will probably cover it, unless your job finds it offensive that you use birth control, because that's a thing.....if you have insurance at all._ "
Wow
'Murica
@@MzKrystalPaul Damn right. If you can't even use birth control.
'America' speaks for itself.
Derrick Roseman This is more likely to happen thanks to Twitler and the Rethuglican Religious Reich passing that domestic gag rule and allowing medical personnel to impose their religious beliefs on their patients in the name of “religious freedom!”
Truth
Like shouldnt it be a good thing for the employer that you don’t get pregnant and miss worl?
People seem to forget that women can take birth control for other reasons besides pregnancy prevention.
I have endometriosis.
My periods are more agonizing than what other women experience, often to the point where I'm essentially crippled, and it chips away at my fertility with each cycle.
Yeah, I was completly blunt with my boyfrend, now husband, ant told him either we'll use condoms or we won't have sex. I wasn't joking. We did the research together on contraceptives and when he saw I could get breastcancer, heart and brain stroke, eating disorder, hormonal imballance alltogether, infections and similar he understood that it is not just my whim. We've been together since 2000, married for 15 yrs, have two kids that were planned and hope that Durex will send us a couple of free condom packs for our 20-th annyversary 🤣🤣
Sorry about my english, I'm Croatian living in Germany 😋
You know, there are plenty of nonhormonal options or options that don't require you to ingest anything and is 100% external?
What non-drug options do you use to prevent pregnancy?
@@Canadiangirlagain copper IUD nonhormonal 10 year protection
Female condoms
Sponge
Diaphragm/cervical cap
spermicides - foam, film
@Soda King you're right. I just didn't like that she weaponized sex. I think that is a deplorable thing that women resort to, & unfortunately most men don't have a way to combat it
Hteo bih da dodjem u lijepu vasu xD
"...if you have insurance at all."
*Oof, I felt that.*
savage
Look into a hdhp
Free condoms are available at pregnancy centers everywhere
@@CJ-lx8of and free clinics :)
I got a covid shot for free. With Medicaid. Not the more EFFECTIVE ONE of course. Because the government finally decided a bit of free healthcare outweighs the risk of dealing with me if and when I get sick and die.
Just because a girl is on the pill does not mean that guys have an excuse to not wear a condom :) Neither one are 100% effective (psychologically, they act like back-ups to each other) and condoms prevent against so much more than just pregnancy.
veryverte they can also cause internal lesions after hours of vigorous rough sex
BikeGuyIRL I'm allergic to condoms and bc. Pull-out method (and getting blood tests with partner regularly) has worked 8 years for me.
veryverte if you're going to use condoms why use bc? There's a morning after pill...
ጢᓬԼ৷תּکک Then why don't you get condoms for allergics? Yes, those exist, so allergies are no excuse to put you and especially your partner at risk. Don't be a dickhead. The "pull-out method" is not a method, it's bullshit
ጢᓬԼ৷תּکک Also, the morning after pill has side effects like nausea or vomiting, cramps, heavier bleeding, fatigue, cramps, etc. that aren't uncommon because it seriously messes with your hormonal cycle. It would be stupid to take it everytime after sex, plus it doesn't prevent STDs. Just use a damn condom.
Using a condom just isn’t quite the same but it sure beats mood swings, depression, weight gain, potential of STDs, and unwanted pregnancy. 🙃
"Isn't the same" or "I can just pull out" said every parent of multiple kids
That guitar isnt her baby, she set it down on a smooth chair over a concrete floor with no fear in her eyes
Oh, so you think every woman is a good mother.
Dude, that could very well be the way she would treat her child.
You live in a country where most people intentionally raise their kids to be narcissists & sociopaths, rejecting everything that has been passed down for thousands of years & everything we know about child rearing from psychology/child development study.
@@dscully1808 It was a joke 😑
@@bearysorry5009 The problem is the lens through which he said it.
@@dscully1808 ffs it was a joke!
@@dscully1808 why are you do defensive? I think you're the one with a lens on.
This scares the Daylights out of me and I'm 72
Wow you so old
lucas cloud OwO I died laughing “ wow you so old”
Then you probably don't need to worry about all this
Lol
They said "pills or a shot" for male birth control. If this were true and covered by insurance, a lot of males would have no issue with either of these. Unless of course he's irresponsible and trying to get someone pregnant.........
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I love your profile pic😂
dO I sEe a faLl OuT bOy pRoFIle piC?
Folie a deuxxx
Anderson Mendes At the time it was dipshit
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I remember seeing a commercial for the ring recently. It looked simple and easy, until I listened to the side effects, and none of them were the basic "headache/nausea." They were all literally just stroke and heart attack or something scary like that.
One ring to rule them all
You took the covid vaccine that had exactly the same possible side effects..
"That sounds really uncomfortable.."
*"IT IS!"*
The main benefit of being as fuck ugly as me is I'll never have to worry about any of this. yay.
oh don't worry gal or pal there's a fuck ugly person out there for you too. 👍
+chillin santa this is oddly inspirational
If I can get laid, anyone can. I'm the ugliest fuck, but I found someone who loves me and thinks I'm beautiful. You'll find yours one day.
And if not, then money talks, and prostitutes listen.
+Makayla Serniotti I agree it is oddly inspirational
Yup, me too!!!
There’s always that one miraculous pregnancy even if you use condoms, the pill, IUD and tied tubes all at the same time 💀
WITH VASECTOMY JAJAJAJAJA
baby said hi
Stuff like this makes me so very, very glad I'm asexual.
You can't escape from God, heretic!
Very determined babies.
Sounds like people need to just use condoms and doctors need to promote them over birth control, especially since they prevent both pregnancy and venereal diseases. But then how would pharmaceuticals make their money?
Birth control AND condoms are best at preventing pregnancy.
@@iris5678 there are so many pf my friends who got depression or lost their sexual drive because of the pill, and it takes a year for it to return. Condoms are not a good solution, but still, the best.
I mostly agree with you.
Now, some people need birth control to try to regulate hormones. Though, I do agree that it might be over prescribed.
Ideally, they’d look into more cures for irregular periods, breast pains, endometriosis, painful periods, and hormonal acne. But alas, birth control is the best thing we have now. (As far as I can tell.)
I used hormonal birth control before I was sexually active, and it helped my periods and acne. But I think it messed with my emotions and my fertility long term. My period has gotten weirder and I haven’t been able to conceive. (Not that this is everyone’s priority, but it is some of ours.) Sad that there’s not more research on other options.
True, however in South Africa it's free
People should use whatever they want and you should mind your own business.
Condoms are tight on my wee wee
Nobody believes that bro
(Me dying on laughter)
Erin Armstrong they have different sizes dude. And also I've put a condom on my head (no I'm not joking, I was with a friend and she wanted to see if it would fit.) A little discomfort for you is better than having a problem that lasts a lifetime.
Ken Carter the only form of birth control that's absolutely foolproof is abstinence, so regardless of the chance a condom could break, it's always best to take all possible precautions regardless of the risk of it breaking.
If younger me could laugh as much we are 😂😂
Ken Carter Going off of that, Trojan Bareskin condoms are only about 10% effective because they break 90% of the time.
Condoms can be tight on men though, the best way I could compare it (as like how it can look when one is removed) is when you’ve been wearing a new hair band around your wrist. That indentation mark can happen and it doesn’t look at all comfy.
That's why I did my vasectomy. My wife suffered a lot from those.
Damn.
Or just have her get her tubes tied, you know ones reverse able one isn't
@@Jordan-vf6sn They can both be "reversed", but both are meant to be permanent. A tubal ligation is more invasive, has a longer recovery rate, and is more expensive.
@@Jennifer-mb7co True. My vasectomy was done in 20 minutes. I went out of there driving. Was a breeze.
@@Jennifer-mb7co They both permanent
You know our congressman and senators dont want birth control to be covered by insurance deeming it’s bad.... but trying like hell to get viagra covered. Our government sucks. Wished they had term limits
Honestly, term limits are only part of the problem. The real issue is our culture of grift in politics. Doesn't matter whether someone is in office for 4 years or 40 years if they're going to sell out to the highest bidder regardless.
Based, we need more breeding and Viagra helps with that, unless if you want Islam to take over the western world
Love the "nobody believes that bro" at the end
Did you seriously just criticize men for not using birth control options that don't exist? There are no pills, there are no injections!
That's feminism for you, my friend. Critizice men, always, even if they have jack shit to do with it.
Well... not entirely true. You can treat men with certain estrogenic hormones, but that's basically chemical castration. It halts sperm production and kills sex drive.
There is an injection (into the vas deferens), but it's not FDA approved yet.
Wanna know something weird and neat? You can achieve a similar effect with androgens. External sources of androgens cause the testes to stop producing them, which reduces sperm production. It's not quite suitable as birth control, but still a fun fact. Counterintuitive see.
+KayJay FreeMind Actually there is a pull contraceptive that men can use, it's just not very well regulated and could cause irreversible damage including infertility!
Not to mention another option for women is a Vasectomy (that basically makes you infertile), but a lot of doctors (mostly male doctors) will usually require A HUSBAND/BROTHER/SOME IMPORTANT GUY IN YOUR LIFE to give you permission, or if you can get a vasectomy at all, there's a slight chance you can get an ectopic pregnancy which is basically a death sentence unless you get an abortion.
This whole thing is fucked, biological sex has little to do with it unfortunately.
+Makayla Serniotti I think you mean hysterectomy. Men get vasectomies
This is why when a guy refuses to wear a condom it just kinda pisses me off.
Edit: I just came back to this comment two years later and I just want to say that some
Of the people who replied are some of the most toxic individuals I have seen. Grow up.
Im sry girls, we just cant hold to lumbricate womens cave.. 😋😋
Quincey and Lavaloo Have you ever experienced the diffecence between using and not using a condom? Condoms SUCK! It should only be used in case there is a risk of STDs, not for birth control.
No doubt, a lot of options for women suck, and can be dangerous.
But as a guy, sometimes condoms really Do suck.
If you can’t feel it, does it even count as sex?
mauricebs2006 sorry, but not the same...when you finish your job you get the condom out and that the end of story...while for us women, being on birth control pills has the worst kind of side effects which fuck up our hormos thus our body getting messed up. Go figure
Jewish Person
That’s why I have kids? What?
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The no body really funny!
Oh. Yaay. I guess. I'm scared
As someone who was ignorant about this I'm completely traumatized and horrified while at the same time enlightened
Damn, that post-nut clarity about to hit different.
Every time I interact with a kid I want to get my tubes tied.
You need to go to a psycologist to check your childhood. And family traumas.
Lmao 😂
Hahaha hahaha hahahahahaha
Natasha Gose
Um, technically everyone under age 18 are (legally) considered minors (or children) here in the U.S.
Does interacting with even a half-decent teenager offend you so, my kind sir (or ma'am)?
😂😂😂
Joking aside, I'm not much of a "kid" person either, but I do admire their carefree & innocent outlook on life.
Don't overreact. A well-disciplined, polite child is a far cry from "absolutely horrid". I don't like babies all that much (even if they are relatively quiet) or toddlers.
But just remember that we were ALL kids at one point in time.
I take it youve met mine? 😂
Or you can be infertile like me and have all the sex you want without getting pregnant and eventually spend 40,000 to have one kid. The struggle is real either way.
But what about illneses and stuff?
*cries*
Plenty of children waiting to be adopted :/
Naity I only have one partner, my husband so we don’t have to worry about STIs
Yo soy Yo adoption is upwards of 15,000$
To be honest, the pill helped my cycle quite a bit without even acknowledging the benefit of birth control. I had insanely painful, heavy cycles until I got on the pill. Wouldn't go back tbh.
“Nobody believes that bro” 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭
Needs more Roger. MORE ROGER! MORE!
.. But the whole video was about rodgering..
+Jes.e B. Without roger tho:b
+Jes.e B. is that how you hip youngsters call it?
eammon wright haha yeah the hip youngsters as i was saying
Needs more Roger by the way
Lol. I liked hearing that there are shots & pills for men. I am baby boomer & post Menopause. I have watched over the years many couples go into a miserable marriage over pregnancy. Maybe it's time for men to start protecting themselves instead of expecting the woman to suffer the side effects and accept total responsibility.
I agree with that i mean it is their baby fluid they are putting into us they should have to deal with it
Ann Ramsey this is such a baby boomer comment Uhg
@@kaylakoechig7906 how? I would actually think this isn't baby boomer since they seem to be self aware and aren't stuck in their traditional ways like most baby boomers are. What's the point of your comment?
I mean the male contraceptive caused a 5 times increase in depression than the female alternative. Plus muscle pain, 17% got some diagnosable emotional disorder, 1 guy killed himself, another attempted.
To say the least, male birth control is not as refined and currently shouldn't be considered when the effects are multiple times as harmful as options available to women. In addition the best way to avoid children is to avoid the only activity that causes that, and what's that I hear... Both parties are equally responsible for the choice to have sex (excluding rape of course). Hmm....
Lmao but male birth control pills would have to be taken like once every 20 minutes and will cause kidney failure! Not even slightly effective!
"Nobody believes that bro"-- now very relatable guy
People automatically assume guys don't want bc. Listen if there were options for guys I wouldn't have had a vasectomy 🤣
Would you describe your vasectomy experience? As a woman, I am curious. From my perspective, it seems like the best options for long-term couples who have decided they never want kids. I would be interested to hear your viewpoint.
@TheAwesomeangel The wife does not want kids... probably more than I do.
I had it because my mentality was this: If I have a kid and end up splitting, that makes one person stuck and one person on the line for x $$$. If I want one I can pay x $$$ for invitro.
Had it when I was 20.
Went into the doctor's.
Asked me if I was sure, had a gf/wife.
Asked if the wife/gf is OK with it.
Scedue my apt.
Nurse thought I was younge and would change my mind.
Procedure is honestly painless but I'm not really a nervous kinda guy.
Pain was less than the average dentist visit.
Haven't really looked back and I know the wife likes it, she sort of hops on and off the pill for hormone reasons.
Overall forget I've had it. It's just great sex and I never need to think of it possibly having consequences.
Hope that gives you a good perspective lol
I appreciate that theyre trying to educate people on the negative side effects that birth control can have (because its often not talked about), but some of these side effects are very uncommon and make birth control seem like a bad option. Plus saying things like " they slice open your arm" when talking about the implant (which is actually inserted with a needle) is a scary image that can turn very beneficial and effective birth control methods into something that uninformed people might not consider as an option which is frustrating
Oh boy if someone made a video like this about surgery... it would sound 100X worse.
I have the implant and the needle is pretty small, also they numb it and it heals really quick
They used a scalpel to slice open my arm. It's a small cut, but I'd say the language is accurate. I get what you're saying though.
Sanora Braucks, about the implant... They have to slice you open to remove it. Also, there was an implant that could only be inserted by slicing open the patient's arm, Norplant. It was replaced by Implanon, then that was modified into Nexplanon. I've been sliced open three times in order for them to insert/remove/replace it.
And then there’s if it doesn’t have any serious side effects being in your arm. I’ve looked into it, and well it can set your cycle out of whack - depending on the person. You’d also have to get it replaced eventually by a new one, where they do cut it out of your arm. Like any birth control we have available, for some women it’s fine and it works, and for other women it does not.
I recommend having a browse online about some of the problems women have with birth control... it makes me think that this video is pretty on the mark.
I find this 100% accurate. My body violently rejected every kind of hormone-based birth control I've taken. First, I tried Ortho Tri Cyclen Lo. It was fine at first, until my body rejected it and I got a non-stop period for 2 months before I stopped taking it. (My doctor said to just keep taking it and my body would reacclimate, but I think 8 weeks of bleeding out my hoo-hoo was quite enough.)
My doctor then gave me a prescription for Ortho Tri Cyclen (standard strength). Again it was fine for a while until my body rejected it, and I started getting my period every other week. Also, I had constant abdominal pain that made it painful to have sex when I wasn't bleeding out of my hoo-hoo.
Both experiences left a bad impression on me, so I didn't take any birth control for a decade. I figured after so long, maybe the medications on the market have improved. I got a prescription for Emoquette. Again, it worked fine for a while, until it made my gallbladder malfunction do I couldn't digest food properly and would get diarrhea 5-30 minutes after eating. I may as well have been chewing my food and spitting it directly into the toilet, because I was completely unable to digest anything properly. I ended up eating more because I couldn't keep anything in me. The only thing my body could absorb in that short amount of time it was in my body was the sugar content of my food because it absorbs quickly. So, I ended up gaining 50 lbs despite having daily diarrhea. I also suffered from chronic widespread joint pain. Also, it 100% killed my sex drive. I got better after I stopped taking it, but now I'm allergic to eggs for some damn reason.
In my experience, the side effects of birth control have far outweighed their benefits.
Have you tried a copper IUD?
I can't handle hormonal Birth Control either, not anywhere as bad as you had it, but it FUCKED with my anxiety and autism so badly I was having weekly meltdowns while on the nuvaring.
So my hubby and I swapped to condoms for a couple of years. Hated those too, they killed sensation for him and me.
I just got a copper IUD, and yeah it hurts like a sob. However, once the pain is over, I would say it's great. No hormones and I'm able to have better fun with my husband than ever before.
I wish I had gotten this BEFORE our honeymoon >_
I've thought of an IUD, but frankly, after the experience I've had with birth control thus far, I'm extremely apprehensive about having something implanted inside my body.When it comes to birth control,
I have to be very careful about what I put inside my lady-bits, because I react badly to parabens, which are used as a preservative in almost everything from condoms to cosmetics.
Honestly, most of the reason I went on birth control was to reign in my hormones. My period is as predictable as the sun, and equally intense. If they made tampons and Pamprin for elephants, I'd be using them.
Not only does my body reject birth control, it forces other women to reject it as well. Within the first 2 months of transferring to a new department, I forced every woman in the office onto my cycle even though it conflicted with their own birth control. Not only did they convert to my cycle, but they started experiencing the same period-related symptoms I get. Even crazier, in the previous office I worked in, I forced a woman to start getting her period again after years of menopause! My female coworkers know exactly who to blame when their period comes, now.
the pill gave caused the amount of seizures I was already have to practically triple so I get the pill thing. I do recommend the IUD, not here to try and convince you to get on inserted but if you find a good doctor it might be good to at least talk about the possibility. Whatever you decide to do, I wish you good luck
At least you don't eat chickens' period anymore. But fucking hell this sounds traumatizing. I had a month long period the first and only time I tried the pill and nah uh.
Don't you just love it when you tell your doctor you feel sick from BC and he gives a damn? Just keep taking it, you're just imagining everything, nothing you say is real, it's from completely unrelated causes, it can't possibly be the pill even tough it's the only thing you changed recently pfffff
This was so good and sadly true 😂😭
I got goosebumps when she was talking about the IUD... I had one and it was unbearably painful... 😳
My mother had one and became pregnant anyway.
@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 oh damn! Yeah I’ve heard stuff like that can happen. It’s never 100%
I have the best birth control its called: LESBIANISM
@@WampanoagNative let me guess Im a mistake of nature? Or am I disgusting becouse I talk about my sexuality in public?
Alex Leo it’s because you brag about trying to draw attention to how special you are.
@@mamenamamena i do it for the girls and the gays. 😘😘
The pill can affect people differently, for example, my friend turned into a hormonal monster and quit in 2 months. As for me: nothing. Nothing at all. I feel 100 percent the same, no side affects whatsoever. I was kind of amazed.
Kyra Bell The first 3 months I was a monster. Then I was normal again. The intial 3 months in are known for being the super hormonal period
Yeah, if anything, I feel better overall when I'm on hormonal birth control. Totally different side effects for different people 😁
The first time I went on birth control it was Yaz I was kind of irritable so I tried a Falmina and no side effects been on it for over two years now. Also I like that my period cramps are less extreme and I don't bleed as much.
I can't do the depovera shot :p it made it so I was unable to get wet for sex or would just dry up in the middle of it. Three months of hell.
Kyra Bell mine actually cured my acne
ya... time to become a nun
yup
Yes *sprinkles holy water*
😁😁
Better idea: become a lesbian
I'll join.
I’m a dude and watching this all the way through hurt me more than any other video I’ve ever watched.
U r the real human 🙂
I'm a female and I also felt really weird and conflicted watching this video all the way through.
If you are killing society by not breeding deliberately you deserve the suffering
This is why I man up and wear a condom. I would never expect a lady to go through all this when it's so easy for me.
You are very rare, on behalf of all womankind, thank you.
@@Boundless500 thank you for the positive comment. It's crazy that I would be "rare" right? How could a man expect a woman to fuck with her body just so he can get off. I'm teaching my two sons to follow this path as well.
Most women don't get these side effects from IUD, and c-ndoms are way worse in many respects. They have a pregancy rate of 15% within the first year compared with
If you wear a condom Islam take over the western world, each couple is having 10 kids there while the west get old lonely and depressed
@@sergiowinter5383 they call me the dragon of the west
She forgot the twice as long periods and horrible cramps you will get for the next 10 years with the IUD Paraguard
PixieRealm hey sry if you experienced this... i use this sort of bc but my periods arent longer or something like that. I heard from some people it hurt a bit more when they have their period but nothing like twice as long.
Yeah so far mine are almost twice as long and painful af, it’s only been a few months for me yet, but you’re not alone in that
I have the IUD kyleena and for the first 3 or 4 months my periods were longer and I only had a 2 week gap between them, but now my periods are only at max 4 days and super light. I do get slight cramping now and then but overall it's not too bad.
I got pregnant on Mirena, miscarried and it tried to perforate my uterus.
I'm sorry you've experienced that. I have Paragard and my periods are definitely longer, but after maybe 7-10 months, the menstrual cramps became rare. The first few months were rough, almost as bad as when I was a teenager and had to miss school for it. (Better to faint at home than in econ class.)
I'm 31 now, 29 when I got it, and have never been pregnant. Went to the PP clinic and I recommend them, especially if you don't have access to private practice gynos.
That said, insertion was AWFUL. I almost passed out. Pain and bleeding for over a week... And yet it's the best method I've used. The best thing on the market for my personal needs. What sad commentary on the range of options we have.
Of course, I'm grateful birth control exists overall. And I'm glad my IUD has worked thus far ( almost 3 years.) I really, really wish there were more options for men. And options that worked for all women.
I'm not joking. I got a birth control ad before this video loaded. This is the perfect set up 😂😂😂😂!
Same
Me too!!!
Same here hahahaha
Having kids is a hell of a life-altering side effect.
imagine if the people who didn't want kids just didnt have sex instead of going through all the uncomfort, pain, potential death, and other possible side effects like loosing the ability to have kids altogether
People can have sex for pleasure, or maybe they're a sex worker.
People are allowed to have sex if both parties are consenting, even if they don't want kids.
@@abithefallenhuman921 you misinterpret the meaning of my comment. People have free will and can do whatever they want whether moral, immoral, neutral, or just dumb. But for argument's sake, why do the thing that is capable of creating life if you aren't, at the very least, financially available to raise someone? It's like, for lack of a better example, drinking loads of alcohol knowing that you need to drive yourself home for work tomorrow morning
@@theworldmayneverknow3876 why make art if there's a high risk of a hand injury?
@@abithefallenhuman921 thats an even worse example lol. the risk is much lower.
edit: is 15 minutes (or less) of pleasure worth potentially 18 years and 9 months of sacrifices?
@@theworldmayneverknow3876 once again, sex workers are a thing.
Sex should be a normal thing, and shouldn't just be used for baby making, I know full fucking well I don't want a kid, doesn't mean I dont want sex.
Using the pill also increases the risk of having a stroke ;) speaking out of experience here...
Seriously wtf
Hamza Jay good one
The pill makes me have seizures. Most of the guys I've almost hooked up with refuse to wear a condom though ("It doesn't feel good; I promise I don't have anything; Don't you trust me; It's too desensitizing"). Why is it always up to the girl? Jesus just stop whining and put on a condom.
@@PraiseTheFSMonster don't take the pill. Congrats for having a shit selection in guys.
It isn't "always the girl" you aren't being picked on mate.
Whos whining?
@@abb5596 Obviously I don't take the pill if it gives me seizures. And it is 99.999% of the time up to the girl to take responsibility for making sex safe and baby free, because most men don't care about those things once the blood that should be in their brain is all in their dick. It's the men who whine about wearing condoms if you couldn't understand that for some reason.
@@PraiseTheFSMonster as far as I can see it, you're the one who's whining mate
If your boyfriend doesnt respect you enough to wear a condom, dump him.
If your gf doesn't respect you enough to take the pill... Dump her
@@thebranmuffin8502 true
THE BRANMUFFIN I ended up in the hospital at 15 with a blood clot because of the pill. Do condoms have a chance of killing you? No? Go fuck yourself.
@@Jessica-ne5pr C A L M D O W N
@@Jessica-ne5pr there's a female condom called a curved cup.
I got the IUD and it really wasn't that bad. Even forgot to take the pain pills before I got it done and walked home after. Had period-type cramps for 2 weeks and some spotting but it was so worth it not to worry about it for 10 years!
I had one too (though mine lasted only 5 years...i assume it is a different type of IUD?) It hurt a lot. I was prescribed no pain medication though...it was so bad i felt strange right after (aside from the pain) and the staff asked me if i felt like i was going to pass out or had nausea. I didn't, but still felt pain and weakness (not enough to pass out). To remove it was also painful, but not as much as to install it.
I didn't know they were that small. Dont know why I thought that. My mother had one, didn't get it taken out when she should. Got cervical cancer. Had to have a hysterectomy. I wouldn't recommend, though that all happened 40 years ago
I like how the guitar is falling and they just kept it in
birth control (the pill) isn't only used for people having sex, and dont want a baby. Its also used so that females dont have to get their period once a month, and instead only receive it every 3 months. When I'm on my period I get nauseous and sick, I have thrown up multiple times during it; so the idea of having to get sick every single month for sure is absolute horrible. That is why I take birth control, even though I am a asexual vergin without a significant other.
502wkt I feel your pain. I am Asexual as well and have problems with my periods as well
502wkt I still get my period every 4 weeks on the pill, but i think that's just the way the brand designed it so you don't get painful buildup when the period does come.
i think it depends on the pill u use.
The ones I got let me have my period once a month.
we used to smoke a lot of weed with my ex gf ,and ince she told me that on her period she smokes strains with high cbd content (strains like lucy or acdc ) and it really helps her.
i dont have fhis problem ,since im mail ,but i have smoked the acdc strain and the high is soo mutch differed, you cant feel your dooy at all .
its also a milion times healthyer then the pain releavers thay sell you . and you can smoke as mutch as you want as long as you can afford it , you cant overdose on weed .nobody has ever died from weed overdose .
GrammerNotsee loves this one.
They missed the point that birth control medication can actually be really helpful to people who have very heavy, painful, or irregular periods. Also in the UK birth control is completely free, and you'll get checked by your doctor every half a year or so to make sure that it's not causing you any harm.
I wish the US was like that too.
Though for the birth control people take for hormones / periods isn't actually 'birth control ' in the sense people think of it. It contains the same ingredients more or less, but is designed specifically for hormone regulation. If someone where to have sex when on that kind of pill, there'd be a pretty high chance they could still get pregnant. So when I was on birth control for hormones myself, I had to specify what I was going to use it for; hormone regulation or as an actual birth control.
kannaredpanda that just isn't true . They are the exact same thing. Perhaps you were told it was different because people feel shame in saying they take birth control so they then have to quickly say it's for hormones or else there is a stigma of its just for birth control reasons. Iv been on bc since I was 9 for hormones and I'm still on the same pill, it works for hormones and birth control because the hormones function as the birth control. Literally it's all the same thing. The hormones that cause you to start and stop your period are the same in all versions. Estrogen and progesterone. There is no special version that doesn't protect against pregnancy , and one that does. That's just basic reproductive science.
Li Marrable
In germany it's free till 18 or 21, don't know it exactly :)
Before birth control my period used to last for days tops... After I took birth control for 2 years my period lasted 8 to 10 days... Yep birth control best thing ever!
I have found that if a women needs a medication that causes birth defects, the doctor requires birth control taken with it to make sure...well you don't have a defective baby that has to live a life defected because you needed some meds.
*Came for a laugh, left angry*
This is actually the most informative video I've ever seen on birth control. This is the reality of BC that is pushed under the rug and why I don't use them. Condoms are the only form I will use and lucky for me my partner agrees the other forms are absurd. I personally get really sick from BC while some women don't so that's something to consider.
Shows to ever dude you meet who thinks birth control is amazing.
Ash2theB YES
Show to every person not just guys
Ash2theB nah dude I like dick so I don't even really even ever think of birth control
FrozenLuna18 ...mainly guys though. Like come on🙄
THIS IS NOT AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO.
This video is a very unacurate source of information. It is made for comedic purpose.
For instance, they are talking about options for men as if they were nothing but they are in early development and still have side effect that are far worse than any presented in this video.
This guy is the only reason I'm subscribed to Cracked xD
same here bruh
same
This and after hours
Me 2 man
+Däne-ish Gamer and escort missions
Just here after my Girlfriend thought she was pregnant, false Alarm lmao.
"Condoms just aren't the same" or "I can just pull out" said every parent of multiple kids
“Nobody believes that Bro” 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite thing about all this is that the same side effects were considered inhumane when testing out male birth control ^.^
No
Half of them became sterile woman
The difference is that only SOME women experience it, and if they DO, they can use other pills instead, untill they find one with no side effects!
Best coment ever!!! Sooooo true
Emily Rose Do your research. Look further than some random article
I don't even use birth control for sex. But I have horrible cramps so I need to take it to function. Because that's what doctors do when a woman has a problem with her lady bits that's not about babies. Period problems? Take birth control and get judged when you've never had sex in your life because everyone thinks that's all it's for!
Amen! I had to start taking birth control pills for hormonal control when I was 14. Puberty hormones were causing neurological issues and doctors said this was the only option. But still, everyone I assumed I was a slut just because I was taking it.
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Yeah these things are terrible from what I hear. Seeing the male birth control also not doing too hot as it’s being developed has just convinced me it’s not worth it (unless you need it to control your periods, my girlfriend did that for 5 years until her ovaries started getting cysts from the IUD). After a few scares myself of being reckless with women I had no real interest, I’m really just convinced that condoms should be used more often and you should probably stop having sex with people you don’t even see yourself with.
Other actors are boring. Let Roger explain.
no uterus, no opinion.
StarmenRock you sound obnoxious to listen to
@@Daidek and you're a virgin little bitch with no manners, arent you?
@@Daidek you didn't seem to get the joke.
StarmenRock lol
Got a planned parenthood ad before this.
People who watch ads... Always makes me laugh.
J. St Yea it's 98% about birth control and education.
Did y'all visit?
J. St lol, planned parenthood is the one who're against birth control...
the give the worst choices on it to make sure you got the baby... then force an abortion cause it's expensive and profitable...
also the chopped up infant body parts and organs net quite a lot of profit for them. So why the fck would they want you to have any birth control?
アップルパイ that's a bit much don't you think?
Or you can try this ancient procedure called abstinence that is 100% affective with absolutely no side effects
And not fuck? Hell nah, sex is great man. Especially before marriage. Me and my gf are at it like bunnies in my uni room. Who the hell would practice abstinence? So outdated and boring.
Voluntary celibates unite.
@@RanaKamikaze no one believes you bro
I remember taking hormonal birth control a couple of years ago and eventually I would get incredibly angry. I kept on having the dose go up. I eventually went to a behavioral health facility because my moods were out of control. I was in the facility for ten days and every day I cried on the phone because I wanted to come home to my mom, younger brother and two dogs. I was miserable as I was adjusting to my new meds. Even when I got discharged I would cry all the time even on happy occasions like my birthday. But eventually with the right amout of meds and therapy I got through it. You can too.
Y'all are so offended. This is 99% accurate
Emmy Blonde more like 80% and the true parts are heavily exaggerated.
Also, the very few birth control methods for men have equally horrible side effects. Some even feminize your hormonal composition (interpreted as a mild sex change). There's no perfect solution for either, it sucks for both.
marinmarinhola No solution? How about don't have sex
conservative conservitard cant eat your cake and still have it lol
Birki gts Zur Pills that I tried in my teenager years (had to because my Hormons we're out of control) manifested migraines and mild Depression (haha ... mild). Second time (from when I was 21 till 23 ) it made me mentally unstable, stalkerish (which I was and am not used to since I am more Independent and not that social) and agressive. I stopped taking it and around 3 - 6 months it got better and I am now more my old self. I am still scared to think back on that time because I KNEW that I had turned 180° and didnt know why I was behaving and feeling like I did. I dont have to bother thinking about Children anymore since I am now mainly infertile.
Fazit: There are girls a. women who can take hormones without even thinking about lung embolia and so on. Then theres the majority who gets complications compared to them mine feel like childrens play. We cant say that it doesnt help but the complications get so played down or just dismissed that I and others dont trust it anymore. But again you got your opinion and I mine :)
For anyone doubting the side effects from these (especially the IUD), everyone is different and will have different experiences. In my case the IUD ruined me... The doctors really pushed it and talked nothing but great things. It was not only a painful insertion but perforated and had to be surgically removed in under a month with doctors telling me it fell out but I'm in excruciating pain while I'm taking care of my infant... Then after 5 years I finally got pregnant with my 2nd and ended up bleeding out and getting an emergency hysterectomy from the placenta growing thru the perforation scar. Now I have a scar from belly button to pelvis and internal pain from adhesions to remind me every day how wonderful it was...
🙏🏿
I pray that you sued
Ah, the American medical system, fucking women over since…shit, forever really
Wow I'm so sorry. I wish I could undo all your suffering 😭
15 out of 100 people who rely on condoms alone get pregnant, so I don’t think getting other BC methods is useless.
Vasectomy...best money I ever spent. I made a personal holiday out of it called "V-Day"
That awkward moment when you legitimately don't use birth control for the purpose of pregnancy prevention
PCOS?
Same, sterilised here but need the pill taken through to deal with my Endometriosis!
@@tashsimpson6098
Dangerously heavy period
@@kirstquad I would love to stop taking the hormons but better hormons then extrem pain for minimum 3-5 days per month. It helped me to call it medicine, what it actually is. :)
I think they mention the pregnancy prevention because there seems to be stigma around women wanting it for that.
Though, there’s stigma around everything so 🤷♀️
Condoms are not 100% either.
But I would rather use condoms because you never know where she's been
Not 100%, but, like, 98%. It's pretty good.
+Goku x Sephiroth 98% when used properly which is rare
Is that like being 98% HIV-free?
It works 100% of the time 98% of the time
condoms would be if people followed the instruction precisely
lubricate the condom both inside and out
do not use a condom more than 20-30 mintues of action, once a condom gets too much friction
it would tear eventually
and if you use a condom for blowjobs, please use a new condom, the teeth might tear a little allow small pours of semen to seep through
my recommendations? anything goes as long it has european seal of quality
durex is quite pleasureable, esp the new Durex real feel which is made out of rubber instead of latex
it's quite expensive though...
as for "tightness" well... that's just part of the condom, and yes it sucks, but you know what sucks even more?
child support.
and while it is possible to have sex without cumming (and without getting her pregnant)
the stress is not worth it.
that last sentence LOL
2:06 - "I have a kid?"
why did this make me, a 48 year old single straight dude, get feels? Why did that have to be executed/delivered so flawlessly? Why does this make me want to build a shrine to her comedic brilliance? Answer me, invisible skydaddy....
I actually went out of my way to get my baby goo factory shut down. Still use the condoms though. There's scarier things than babies out there
How did you do it? I heard it’s extremely hard because of “ethnic moral” bs
@@wrenlanggleif5134 vasectomy probably
Wtf man
Smart man😉
Chris Freeman Not much. They are cute at first, but puppies from a fighting Dog are too.
I have a friend who had an iud and her husband has only one testicle .... she still got pregnant lol
A miracle 🙌🏽🤣
I already have 4 kids and IUD.
I never had an abortion but will get one if I get pregnant.
Already 41 my baby is almost 2.
Then 4, 9, 14. Heck no.
That's why I'm pro-choice.
@@mastermind0981 I want to have sex
But IDC if I have to kill a child for it
FrozenLuna18 an abortion is not murder you kill more cells scrolling on your phone
@@secretaardvark679 but abortion can be dangerous for woman, it has similar risks like birth control, don't take it lightly and do it only when there is no other option.
What I learned today
JUST. USE. A. CONDOM.
New slogan: birth control , so men can be more comfortable
In Norway, it is free 'til you turn 20. I've been on the pill since I was 13 due to extreme menstrual pains. I feel sorry for those countries where it isn't free, it definitely should be.
Because Scandinavian countries are awesome and treat their citizen like humans ;)
Stop eating meat and dairy. It gave you an early period and continues to wreak havoc on your body because og all the mammalian estrogen.
Here in the US, (Michigan specifically) you could get it for a discount if you could prove you were low income, typically $5-$15usd. Otherwise it was about $35/mo, and that was about 10 yrs ago. Just curious--are pads/tampons free or subsidized in Norway too? I am wondering because I always thought they should be here, since it's something you HAVE TO have.
Evelina Rønneseth How about illegal! That shit messes with you! It makes you lose your sex drive, you won’t even realize it til you come off and you’re like wtf. You were 13, your sex drive doesn’t even peak til later on. I feel sorry you never had the experience of a real orgasm. Oh and just wait til you come off it, your hair will fall out in clumps and your face will break out all over the place and your period will GET WORSE than before ! Your chances of cancer rises too. You also lose the sensation in your clitoris, a part of a women’s body meant to feel pleasure and orgasm. Have fun!
You sound like a crazy feminazi. The pill has actually been found to lower breast and cervical cancer risk in women considerably, not only while on it but also for years after stopping. As a crazy feminazi you probably can't be bothered to do real research on it though.
"but it's all worth it so my partner can raw dog me anytime." HAHAHAHA!
Why do you think birth control ads only air for a month or two, then you never hear about it again?
A: The lawsuits and settlements from all the side effects and litigation!
For those of you who are bad at hearing more than one word at a time, just because he said "mansplain" in a sarcastic tone doesn't mean this video is making fun of feminists. Everything else about this video is riddled with feminist talking points. The mansplaining joke was to point out the way the birth control industry (or industries in general) give the pretense of caring about women's rights by putting a woman in front of the camera and trying to pander to "hip" feminist lingo, but they're still largely male-controled organizations trying to manipulate and exploit female psychology rather than actually do women any good. In other words, the companies are patriarchal. If there was any joke at the expense of feminists in that sarcastic remark, it was just making fun of the women that are impressed by corporations paying lip service to feminism while continuing their hypocritical business practices. And in my experience, most feminists see right through that bullshit, so the joke's not exactly on us.
It is for women not against. The mainsplaining was so people think it is against feminists and makes fun of them so people think this video presents facts instead of the usual. 3/4 of the video is not true. People just accept this cause they tell you that they are telling you the truth. If you are a women you should have seen one flaw atleast. My female friends for example take the pill even when they don't have sex cause it decreases the blood flow and menstrual cramps. The exact opposite they claim here.
It's not "patriarchal", it's manipulative and exploitive like all businesses.
Get off your high horse.
Dandvadan Right, and who's exploiting whom? Also, you sound kinda blase about people exploiting each other. You should try sitting on a high horse; from there you can see a society better than the shit we're currently putting up with.
Annie Trinity Businesspeople are exploiting their consumers. That's kind of the point of the whole series
And, no thank you. I'm not interested in Utopian delusions.
you should watch the red pill documentary but your probably so far against watching it because feminists and sjws and the regressive lefts say its a bad documentary even though it highlights a lot of problems in society today that arent even talked about
The pill is used for many things other than not getting pregnant...
Jasmine Hammond but none of the other reasons are used to criticize women
Elayna Gardner actually I take BC because I have PCOS and I've been ridiculed by several people for taking it. A lot of people don't believe that it's really used for legitimate medical purposes. The chance of me having children is slim to none since I'm playing for the other team, if you catch my drift, so there's really no reason for me to take it for true contraceptive purposes.
Jasmine Hammond Yeah, I have to take it for menorrhagia. I used to literally bleed through XXL overnight pads and a menstrual cup every 3 hours for 8 days a month when I was in middle school.(no cramps at all) I had to suck it up (cause I am the only female in house) until I literally passed out with anemia. (which is surprising cause women usually lose only a few tbsps of blood) Even with the pill, it's 5 days of regular (sometimes heavy) flow per month.
Jasmine Hammond ROFLMAO I REMEMBER MY FRIEND TAKING BIRTH CONTROL FOR HIS ACNE
Yes! Thanks for putting the truth out there! That's exactly what it's like for us!
The best birth control I've found is my face! Can't get pregnant if every guy runs screaming into the hills at the sight of you ! 😀
Not sexually active, just wanted to stop fainting everytime I got up from sitting or sneezing.
Drink water?
@Iron Lightning, I think she means from blood loss lol
I was mostly joking. oHo
-tho dehydration can cause-
-those symptoms-
I love how they make the male contraceptives sound so painless. Literally 3/4 of the things they mentioned for the guy is exactly what women can get too... Pill, shot, and condom... All literally exactly what women could get too. same side affects, same outcome.
shhhhhhh, you are ruining the feminist narrative, can't have pesky facts and logic get in the way of their crusade against men!
>.> I wouldn't call it a crusade against men. The joke was right in the video why all these alternative contraceptives exist. Ladies don't like condoms any more than guys do. If anything the only reason it's not marketed that way is because of culture stereotypes which dictate that women shouldn't or don't enjoy sex. Though based on the side effects of the pill, it's a self fulfilling prophesy
+Soletestament I wish my man was into condoms. I don't mind when guys wear condoms. I prefer condoms over taking a goddamn pill or having a foreign device on my body.
Female condoms exist.
+Weltall8000 not as effective as male condoms.
I like how the editor left the blooper scene of the guitar falling in the first shot instead of shooting it over again lmao
And on that note... I’m going to take my birth control.
They shitty part is there's people like me that take birth control just cause their periods render then useless for a week every single month but I still have to go to school/ work despite the fact that I can barely walk, have a migraine, and feel like I'm about to vomit. Not to mention having an extremely heavy flow. So despite being a lesbian I still have to take the pill because otherwise I'm useless
I just learned recently about endometrial ablation. Depending on your plans for childbearing (if any), it might be something helpful for you to investigate!
gingerninga i feel you, i used to be like this before the pill too, now i can do what i want.
There’s organically derived pills called Slow Flow, made by a physician. They’re wonderful and they work.
Have you looked into PMDD? Its essentially severe PMS. Might want to keep a log if you haven't/don't. It's how I figired out that's what I'm going through. I have the non-hormonal IUD and realized after logging for a few months that I have PMDD, it's highly under diagnosed and a lot of medical professionals don't know about it. Ask your gyno if you have one.
omg same.... ive blown money on three types of pills that didnt do anything before my doctor finally put me on these triphasic pills, and when i asked if i could continue to skip my period she said yeah, lots of people do it and it'll be fine. about a month later my period just came out of nowhere, super heavy flow and didnt stop for over a month, and i got a really bad iron-deficiency that had me so sick i couldnt go to school half the time and could barely walk, and i had this weird urge to eat paper all the time. so i went back to the doctor and she basically told me that i couldnt skip my period on them..... even though she literally had told me it would be okay. i think maybe she thought i just wasnt gonna take the placebos but still have that week off, but still she probably shouldve asked for clarification lmao. not to mention that she CONSTANTLY forgets that im on them for my menstrual issues, NOT contraception (im bi but also very single) and doesnt seem to believe me when i tell her im not sexually active.
yeah Roger is the savior of Crack
wow "Cracked" smh
too bad he was barely in this one and couldn't save this preachy train wreck.
cvc true. It's what happens when they refuse to give my boi Roger creative control. Smh
Savior of crack?
You mean snoop dogg?
her voice is annoying
I knew it!!! I have been telling folks for years! Why would you take something that tricks your body into thinking you are pregnant?
I love at the end when the guy just shrugs it off 😂
I've been on birth control for 17 years with no issues
Now you've got one. Me =0
Feminism complaining about non-issues, no surprises in this video.
the longer you are on the pill etc the higher chance you won't be able to have kids. or you could have multiples.
Reduced fertility over time applies whether you're on the pill or not. It's a little-known phenomenon we like to call "not being an immortal ubermensch".
I dated a girl (on birth control) who had such extreme breast growth, you couldn't see her nipples. Just because you didn't have side effects doesn't mean it isn't dangerous
When did a birth control pill come out for men? Last I heard was that it was still in testing....
I have a feeling we're gonna be waiting a long time for that to finally hit the market
It was on testing until they started to have really bad side effects, some guy on those pills even killed himself
They were testing it but it was shut down when men started expriencing massive depression. One guy even tried killing himself.
yeah...you know safe side effects like suicide and probably increased likelyhood of prostate and testicular cancer...we won't know because the studies were shut down for being to dangerous for their participants...but yeah birth control is safer for men...
They would have the same effects in us. You go against nature, perverting a faculty.
I have endometriosis and the pill has helped me a lot. I've also never experienced these negative affects either. You don't always have to want to have baby-free sex to take the pill.
The fuckin "No they arent" and the "Nobody believes that bro" got me.
" I only take it to regulate my period "
Says every high school girl ever.
I suppose that's a pretty clever way to explain birth control to insane parents, but just know that period regulation is also a life necessity for countless women and girls.
When I was twelve I started bleeding so much that no menstraul product could withstand the flow for more than a few hours. It started unpredictably and happened for up to a fortnight each month. I also fealt like my whole midriff was being slowly crushed the entire time.
I did not receive treatment until I was nearly seventeen. Part of why I wasn't medicated sooner is because the adults in my life thought "contraceptive" hormones were too age innapropriate and sex related.
My case is more extreme than most, but it's still a good example of why you should be ready to take girls who need hormones seriously.
Ummm yeah you mean people at their most fertile who often play sports don't want to have blood gushing from them 5-10 days a month
Birth control isn't only birth control. It's healthcare. Can be used to treat various illnesses like cystic ovaries, endometriosis and other hormonal imbalances. People forget it was firstly hormonal medicine until it became a form of birth control.
@@averycanady3214 Don't forget those who do so much sport they basically stop having their periods at all. I learned some of the most active girls in my cross country ski&running group have actually this problem, or at least it's commoun enought that the person doing a study on the effect of menstrual cycle on sport performance mentionned it.