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  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 4 года назад +10186

    My friend got married in the back yard of his parents house. His mom and grandma cooked the food for everyone and made the cake, our buddy was the DJ, and they were married by our physics teacher from highschool. It was probably the cheapest wedding I’d ever been too, but it was by far the best
    Edit: If you think this sounds awful, please, spend as much money as you possibly can on your wedding. No ones stopping you

    • @tankinator451
      @tankinator451 4 года назад +276

      Yazid Fahhama what’s so funny about it?

    • @nathaniel1069
      @nathaniel1069 4 года назад +28

      Chris Sherman Probably how pathetic it was

    • @tankinator451
      @tankinator451 4 года назад +589

      natethegreat explain, what about it was pathetic?

    • @ipshie
      @ipshie 4 года назад +177

      Jeez why so salty ? Somebody got a scolding from mommy

    • @ipaper9477
      @ipaper9477 4 года назад +402

      Ok, that was well thought out, the food must have been 100% quality old skool cooking....

  • @manasseh7
    @manasseh7 5 лет назад +28531

    A wise man once said to me, “love is grand but divorce is 100 grand.”

    • @analphalizard5204
      @analphalizard5204 5 лет назад +332

      🤣🤣

    • @ahmadsarwar6814
      @ahmadsarwar6814 5 лет назад +323

      GOOD ONE!

    • @jeremiahcouch1477
      @jeremiahcouch1477 5 лет назад +381

      My grandma when she was alive said love and marriage is like a ring around the asshole.now I know what that meant lmao

    • @bryanhernandez7557
      @bryanhernandez7557 5 лет назад +119

      Or 100 million.

    • @freddieh5539
      @freddieh5539 5 лет назад +479

      Why does it cost so much for a man to get divorced? Because it's WORTH IT.

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 Год назад +1818

    The last wedding I went to was in a public park (which had really nice scenery for wedding photos). The bride and groom wore nice clothes that they already owned and had spent a couple hundred dollars on wedding rings. Instead of bringing gifts, the guests brought food for a pitch-in lunch. After the ceremony and lunch, we all played games. It was the only wedding I really enjoyed attending and the only one where children had something fun to do.

    • @RainbowSunshineRain
      @RainbowSunshineRain Год назад +26

      Awesome 🥰

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Год назад +119

      This is more how weddings used to be, and how they are SUPPOSED to be!

    • @nighttimedaytime1192
      @nighttimedaytime1192 Год назад +16

      @@playdiscgolf1546 i think weddings have only been like this during some sort of major war...

    • @lialy3071
      @lialy3071 Год назад +8

      oh that is so cool

    • @LucidDreamer54321
      @LucidDreamer54321 Год назад +1

      @nighttimedaytime1192 Obviously you are grossly ignorant of history.

  • @chillinreptilian6751
    @chillinreptilian6751 2 года назад +640

    My parents were poor when they got married, I mean my dad just got out of the army, my mom worked part time in a factory, so my mom made her own wedding dress using old curtains, my dad was wearing his uniform, the reception was at my grandparents apartment and the guests brought the food. My parents are still happily married. 🙂

  • @ohfuhkthis
    @ohfuhkthis 7 лет назад +13316

    My husband and I got married at the court house. A lot of people were upset from his side and my side, but we didn't feel like shelling out money for the entertainment of other people. It's our day, right? So who cares?

    • @VictorianRabbit3456
      @VictorianRabbit3456 7 лет назад +1009

      Chelsey I know what you mean. All of my girlfriend stop me when I talk about my simple intimate wedding. "No! You HAVE to have a wedding! You HAVE to have a part afterwards! You HAVE to make it super pretty and let us help you plan it!" Or! Or or~ I do an hour of planning and make myself happy. Weirdos.

    • @rdreynoldsbanana
      @rdreynoldsbanana 7 лет назад +581

      my wife and I did the exact same thing, except just at the DMV because court house added another $80 lol!

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 7 лет назад +467

      My wedding was a process. And long and involved process. But even though I would do it all again because it was a fun time, I tell all of my friends who aren't married yet to just go to city hall. Buy a nice dress and suit, totaling about $300 together, and then have a big party afterwards at the house or something. It can be done in a matter of days.

    • @gubtefumcki6399
      @gubtefumcki6399 7 лет назад +161

      Sucky sucky 5 Dolla
      Need I say more?

    • @justusstern9125
      @justusstern9125 7 лет назад +105

      It "YOUR day" ? Why? For WHAT?!? Welcome to the trap !

  • @boeuf-in9oe
    @boeuf-in9oe 4 года назад +3686

    Showed this to a relative about to get married. She wasn’t as amused as I was.

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 года назад +193

      Engagement ring usually 2 months' salary??? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GOLD...FREAKIN' GOLD!!!

    • @LetThereBeLightxx
      @LetThereBeLightxx 4 года назад +91

      boeuf3000 she’s a female, of course not

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 4 года назад +25

      Well F her, it's the 21st century - get with the program

    • @rweb-dh9pf
      @rweb-dh9pf 4 года назад +98

      @@guyincognito9484 At least Gold can be re-sold for its melt value. Money spent on weddings is lost forever.

    • @lukeroberts8322
      @lukeroberts8322 4 года назад +130

      Showed this to my girlfriend, she wasn't very happy but at least she doesn't want to get married anymore!

  • @luizmichaeldimasuhid1424
    @luizmichaeldimasuhid1424 4 года назад +2237

    "Fuck you, Pay me"
    -every EA game ever

  • @volrag
    @volrag 2 года назад +682

    "Fuck you, pay me" has to be the best summary of modern marriage.

  • @CrowdControl123
    @CrowdControl123 5 лет назад +5334

    My wedding cost $500. My divorce cost $135,000. I’m sure there’s a proportional formula in there somewhere.

    • @akirafudo5268
      @akirafudo5268 5 лет назад +623

      Was it worth it? The regular-ish sex, starting a family, buying a house, and so forth. All for it to go to shit when she filed the divorce papers and starting banging Chad in your own home?

    • @jlw11688
      @jlw11688 5 лет назад +160

      Sorry, bro.

    • @edwhatshisname3562
      @edwhatshisname3562 5 лет назад +81

      Ouch..

    • @eliubfj
      @eliubfj 5 лет назад +96

      Life goes on, Fortunately some of us learn from our mistakes

    • @sketchink4402
      @sketchink4402 5 лет назад +35

      😂😂😂, sorry guys I had to laugh... Also it's something to learn.

  • @bradclarke404
    @bradclarke404 3 года назад +2676

    I got married to the girl I grew up with. We knew each other's faults and decided that we could live with each other. My wife also decided that there shouldn't be any debt the day after our wedding so we had a small wedding with relatives and a few very close friends.
    I was the happiest man in the world for over 33 years, unfortunately my wife died in 2018 from diabetic complications.
    Unfortunately, people are getting married for the wrong reasons and some aren't even in love.

    • @ashishdevadig2835
      @ashishdevadig2835 3 года назад +183

      Sorry for your loss, Sir. 🙏

    • @bradclarke404
      @bradclarke404 3 года назад +73

      @@ashishdevadig2835 Thank you very much

    • @non-secular963
      @non-secular963 3 года назад +126

      The girl you chose was actually very matured .. Stay strong dude

    • @bradclarke404
      @bradclarke404 3 года назад +46

      @@non-secular963 Thank you very much.

    • @LaSouthernGemini
      @LaSouthernGemini 3 года назад +54

      You had the best situation b/c you two crossed paths by growing up and you got to enjoy it by choice for over 3 decades later ... but you know that. Good for you. I also see many couples marrying for the incorrect reasons.

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 7 лет назад +602

    This should be played before every wedding lol

    • @CaptchaNeon
      @CaptchaNeon 7 лет назад +22

      Yeah he should follow them around and say each thing at different times like when they're getting ready to call the wedding photographer, the DJ and the caterer lol.

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 7 лет назад +32

      Gangstabob716
      "…before every wedding planning."
      FTFY

    • @hayamousa6512
      @hayamousa6512 7 лет назад

      Gangstabob716 yes plz stop marrying and having kids so that migrants can have your country

    • @samuraidesempregado9693
      @samuraidesempregado9693 6 лет назад

      Haya Mousa at least they didn’t vote on trump

    • @uflstallions_dynasty
      @uflstallions_dynasty 7 месяцев назад

      Please no lmao

  • @johnr5252
    @johnr5252 Год назад +1234

    By all means let’s pay $25K for a wedding that has a 50/50 chance of ending in divorce, and makes everyone anxious, and miserable.
    Go to the courthouse, get married, and go on a nice honeymoon. Then come home and put that money towards a down payment on a house.

    • @scipher99
      @scipher99 Год назад +52

      This is the way.

    • @theSword-
      @theSword- Год назад +73

      Nope. Don't get married at all. Marriage doesn't offer a man anything he can't get for free by staying unmarried.
      I live by these 3 pillars.
      1. No marriage.
      2. No living together.
      3. No kids.
      These 3 have served me very well, and it keeps the women from getting that lazy attitude that they think they can just chunk-up and butch-up.
      And today, women have no dowery anyway, not even their virginity.

    • @DaneInTheUS
      @DaneInTheUS Год назад +104

      ​@@theSword-what the actual .....

    • @MGross-jb4vw
      @MGross-jb4vw Год назад +105

      @@DaneInTheUS Dammit, someone from the Manosphere left the cage unlocked again...

    • @taralohman6492
      @taralohman6492 Год назад +17

      @@theSword-you sound nice

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 4 года назад +2592

    Cake: $4
    Wedding Cake: $466

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 4 года назад +135

      No cake: 0$.

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 4 года назад +4

      @Jester you mean the first one is meant for after the wedding when the couple se*

    • @michaelsmith953
      @michaelsmith953 4 года назад +25

      when i buy a cake its like $12 ... im being robbed

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 4 года назад +9

      @@michaelsmith953 hmm.. yeah i can make a super good one for 10 people for 7 euros and it feeds them better than the fluffy filled with air chip bag ones

    • @iLikeCoffee777
      @iLikeCoffee777 4 года назад +15

      Walmart 2 layer cake: $35 (serves up to 64 people)

  • @brentshearer5757
    @brentshearer5757 5 лет назад +3892

    If people spent as much time, effort, and money on their marriages as they did on their weddings, there would be far fewer divorces.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 5 лет назад +136

      Problem is, after the marriage they dont have the money or energy for that anymore.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 лет назад +132

      incorrect. . . #1 cause of a divorce is because the woman got "bored." This is not exaggerated or made up.

    • @brentshearer5757
      @brentshearer5757 5 лет назад +9

      @@builder396 They don't have the money or energy for what anymore?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 лет назад +52

      @@brentshearer5757
      There are so many articles about this now that I feel like you've been living in a closet. Most divorces have been initiated by women and their excuse is that they were "bored." This is a statement that I have seen more times than I can count and many studies have shown as well. It has a lot less to do with the man who has everything to lose mistreating the woman, and more about the woman who has everything to gain, taking away the man's resources.

    • @marschma
      @marschma 5 лет назад +85

      @@Delimon007 are you for real, your proof is a google search with huffington post "5 reasons why" as the first result lmao
      Sorry your gf left you but dont go around claiming wild things blaming all divorces on women without backing it up
      Small tip: saying "its common knowledge!!1!11" doesnt make it more right.
      Come back with an actual scientific study.

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 3 года назад +2942

    One of my best friends and his fiancé were fed up with all the planning and expectations. They said "fuck it! lets get this over with" and moved their wedding up from a year away to two weeks away! Brilliant move....the attention went from "how fancy will it be" to "can they pull it off?". It became very exciting to witness....people offered to make food, offered to make a cake.... it became a family/community effort.....it was an amazing wedding full of amazing people and didn't put anyone in the poor house!!!!

    • @linuxbasic3399
      @linuxbasic3399 3 года назад +192

      if this happens in india... people will think bride is pregnant...

    • @meikonamo5863
      @meikonamo5863 3 года назад +29

      Holy crap that's really beautiful I wish where I am they did that too

    • @TheSickNeeds
      @TheSickNeeds 3 года назад +33

      @@linuxbasic3399 HAHAHA! India is just like the rest of the world in that respect then!

    • @LaSouthernGemini
      @LaSouthernGemini 3 года назад +16

      Good move. They did it right.

    • @badgamer66220
      @badgamer66220 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, they all will remember that day after they will divorce, regretting everything

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 3 года назад +342

    My dad is a pastor and I've been to so many weddings and funerals I lost count. He would even use the same suit for both ceremonies. He never charged any money and tried to counsel the couples financially and emotionally. I thought when I was younger it was cheap but as I got older I realized he was doing these couples such a huge favor and giving them a leg up on life. Kudos to you, dad!

    • @btsarmyforever3816
      @btsarmyforever3816 2 года назад +1

      I hope he at least washed that suit between the two ceremonies. Cause one is a celebration and another is mourning. If he used it without washing...it can curse the bride and groom. Hope he changed shoes too cause at a funeral obv it's a cemetery soil.

    • @thebloodwolf9906
      @thebloodwolf9906 Год назад +6

      God bless your father.

    • @Divino_1
      @Divino_1 Год назад +3

      ​@@btsarmyforever3816😂 funny dude

    • @Divino_1
      @Divino_1 Год назад

      You're lucky one. You've a great dad indeed.

    • @cybersora
      @cybersora Год назад

      ​@@btsarmyforever3816superstition

  • @desnicar
    @desnicar 8 лет назад +4762

    You forgot to mention the biggest money maker from marriage.
    Divorce.

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +56

      Triggered, dude? ;)

    • @X02Overdose
      @X02Overdose 8 лет назад +100

      +Accu91 He's the guy living under the bridge that's about to go to jail for not paying his alimony 😂😂😂

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +69

      *****
      Then I'm sorry for you, that you've got to learn the sad truth the hard way. I woul disagree in the sentence: "Never trust a woman ever!"
      I would just say: Never marry ever. And when you do, make a contract in the first place. Or live in a free relationship with no strict borders.

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +47

      *****
      Ok, then what about not to marry in the first place. Seems the perfect solution for me, since marriage is a relict from the past.

    • @douglaselliott8298
      @douglaselliott8298 8 лет назад +38

      Or the soon incurred massive debt-slavery for a nice suburban breeding pen aka (a home) and all the trappings of engineered consumerism . Divorce Corp. is an excelent documentary on the profiteering in the "family law" industry.

  • @jimlaguardia8185
    @jimlaguardia8185 4 года назад +485

    I performed as musician at hundreds of weddings, at which I would say, “Ladies and gentlemen, let’s have a big hand for the two happiest people here tonight, (applause) the caterer and his wife!” (laughter)

  • @skk7593
    @skk7593 5 лет назад +440

    I lost it when..
    "These are pleasant smelling remains of murdered plant life."

    • @p-james
      @p-james 5 лет назад +8

      For me it was at the very end with his hand out flicking his fingers looking for more money 😅😅😅

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj 5 лет назад +1

      Also my favorite line

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 5 лет назад +1

      Makes you think about how to argue with vegans, right? What fun!

  • @katpage9378
    @katpage9378 2 года назад +152

    The idea of a wedding with a whole bunch of people and all this attention on me and my relationship has always repelled me. I don’t even want my parents there lol

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 Год назад +8

      the only ones i want there are my parents lol no cousin or uncle/aunt that never talk to me

    • @jithinff8686
      @jithinff8686 Год назад

      same brother same mindset glad to find like minded people@@cesruhf2605

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 6 месяцев назад +3

      I agree. I’ve never liked being around my gf with other people around. Private time is much more intimate.

  • @kjr8660
    @kjr8660 4 года назад +699

    Typical love story:
    1)Spend over 20 grand on wedding
    2)Find out you two aren't compatible and hate each other for a few months/years
    3)Spend over 20 grand on divorce

    • @frogyman4162
      @frogyman4162 4 года назад +64

      Don't forget child support

    • @crassianleviathan6187
      @crassianleviathan6187 4 года назад +22

      The secret is to disown the child

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 4 года назад +16

      My hubby and dated for a year and a half (long distance) before we got engaged, then we spent $2000 on the wedding and a lot of the stuff was ether things we already had, for things for food and stuff like that (I spent $100 on my dress and I still wear it ❤️ I’m actually gonna wear it tomorrow)

    • @LizardCane
      @LizardCane 4 года назад +7

      @@frogyman4162 and alimony

    • @789irvin
      @789irvin 4 года назад +2

      Exactly! Hollywood has duped the masses!

  • @funkotron9198
    @funkotron9198 8 лет назад +3585

    Fact - The more expensive the wedding, the higher chance it ends in divorce.

    • @ElliottAlderDraco
      @ElliottAlderDraco 8 лет назад +243

      One of the top reasons in divorce is differences in finance.

    • @slenpaiwashere3599
      @slenpaiwashere3599 8 лет назад +87

      well i guess that's why my parents never divorced

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 8 лет назад +56

      +The Back of Beyond agreed and put the $$ towards practical things like a house or saving for retirement.

    • @BuckInEars
      @BuckInEars 8 лет назад +118

      You know why divorce is so expensive?... Because it's worth it.

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 8 лет назад +63

      It's a fact. The institution of marriage has nothing to do with love, sure there are symbolic meanings/gestures but it is more for legal and financial benefits.
      If there is more focus, time spent and planning on the wedding then the relationship preceding it, there's a good chance the marriage will dissolve shortly after.

  • @reyes2446
    @reyes2446 5 лет назад +758

    World's shortest fairytale...
    Once upon a time there was a handsome Prince. The Prince was in love with a beautiful Princess.
    One day the Prince asked the princess to get married but she said no and he lived happily ever after...

    • @sharonmax6968
      @sharonmax6968 5 лет назад +26

      trained eye I like this story because it’s more realistic lol 👍🏿

    • @the7esla989
      @the7esla989 5 лет назад +25

      And then he spent every day at the bar and the clubs
      And spent his money on whiskey and f****d a different girl every day. And had tons of money!!
      Then he finally got up from the toilet seat!!

    • @marcturk4410
      @marcturk4410 5 лет назад +31

      Is this the part were he does lines of cocaine on young strippers asses

    • @MrGiggi81181
      @MrGiggi81181 5 лет назад +27

      Man I wish I knew this 10 years ago. I would’ve never got married. #thestressisnojoke

    • @kilsonspany9094
      @kilsonspany9094 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAAH awesome stuff

  • @aznmegs
    @aznmegs Год назад +131

    We almost threw a reception type wedding, but it was postponed due to covid. My husband and I decided to drop it and elope. Looking back, if everyone who we invited to the wedding came, we would regret a good handful of them now.
    Best. Decision. Ever.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri Год назад +3

      By the power invested in me by the keyboard, I pronounce you Normie. and Normie. .

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 4 года назад +3735

    My ex girlfriend said that she wanted to spend 50 grand on our Wedding. There's a reason why she is my ex! (No joke)

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 года назад +277

      Wise choice

    • @youngmedi8447
      @youngmedi8447 4 года назад +60

      Did you have the money to afford it lol

    • @tk7806
      @tk7806 4 года назад +112

      That's the price of a brand new BMW...

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 года назад +130

      @@tk7806 Which is almost as bad of an investment. Ever seen how many Bimmers are on consignment lots, selling for 1/15th of their initial price? Garbage!

    • @bobjoe109
      @bobjoe109 4 года назад +57

      @@jalderink Good point. Instead you could get a Tesla Model 3 with Full Self Driving for $50k which is a far better investment

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E 9 лет назад +1932

    I'm surprised he didn't touch on the divorce/crime rates that can occur soon after marriage. Huh. Guess he is a bit of a romantic.lol

    • @alfa0i0omega
      @alfa0i0omega 9 лет назад +172

      +Deadpool3E Nah! He makes money off weddings, afterwards he just don't give a fuck. Later it's the lawyers turn.

    • @matthewlane
      @matthewlane 9 лет назад +70

      +alfa0i0omega And the childrens advocate, and the court, and everyone related to the court, and the private detective & the paralegals who draft paper work & the mediator who convinces both of you to get as much money as possible because the longer you drag it out the more they make, etc etc.
      Divorce Corp: A documentary that should be mandatory reading for anyone looking to get married.

    • @ryanhuelsmann6445
      @ryanhuelsmann6445 9 лет назад +12

      +Deadpool3E That I believe s what they call repeat business and customers.

    • @EGV88
      @EGV88 9 лет назад +1

      +Deadpool3E Crime rates go up after wedding? Haven't heard that before.

    • @Deadpool3E
      @Deadpool3E 9 лет назад +17

      EGLchan I didn't say they go up. I was referring to marriage-related crimes like spousal abuse or divorcees trying to hire hitmen.lol

  • @riverraisin1
    @riverraisin1 3 года назад +1429

    20 years ago my friend spent $30,000 on his daughter's wedding, cuz she had to have the best. 6 months later she was divorced and Dad was working as much overtime as he could to pay the debt.

    • @g.t7380
      @g.t7380 3 года назад +47

      Wow lmao

    • @AugerHybrid
      @AugerHybrid 3 года назад +102

      Soon after that dad went MGTOW

    • @aufache
      @aufache 3 года назад +183

      Sad to trade your fathers limited time, presence, and wellbeing for a wedding day

    • @frenzen9651
      @frenzen9651 3 года назад +3

      😐

    • @hubcrow
      @hubcrow 3 года назад +43

      Well that's fuckin depressing

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi Год назад +102

    LOL, me and my wife have wedding rings out of surgical steel. Costs about 20 dollars a piece and lasts forever like our love. 😂

  • @tajaevans3695
    @tajaevans3695 4 года назад +988

    “Here are the smelling remains of murdered plant life “😂😂😂😂

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 4 года назад +23

      That's why I don't like getting flowers as presents (I always knew they were gonna die, so why get them lol)

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 4 года назад +32

      Mostly genitals, he forgot to mention.

    • @attiumeyami417
      @attiumeyami417 4 года назад

      This one was great

    • @ellemaganamireles7454
      @ellemaganamireles7454 4 года назад +2

      Jay Pritchett exactly I’ve been this my whole life !!!

    • @dkdjr2005
      @dkdjr2005 4 года назад

      THAT'S the line that made me give this a thumbs up....HILARIOUS!

  • @nunyabidness117
    @nunyabidness117 4 года назад +1485

    What is the longest sentence in the English language...? "I do."

    • @elijahbeach3834
      @elijahbeach3834 4 года назад +6

      Brett DeLong you know what’s a joke I could never get over . Lonely men who jerk off to there crush

    • @subsnovideos-ur4cn
      @subsnovideos-ur4cn 4 года назад +53

      @@elijahbeach3834 are you talking about yourself?

    • @applecourier158
      @applecourier158 4 года назад +5

      @@elijahbeach3834 So sad to read ur pain & oversight of understanding an Honest, lovely, biblical, never ending marriage. I am married ONE time for 26.6 yrs w/4 amazing children. U can hv this too, bt NOT w/the perspective u just posted. PLEASE don't allow the ways of this world to continue blinding u so tht u view tht whch TMH, God of YAHshrael hs ordained & said ws good as bad. Praying...bless u!

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 4 года назад +30

      @@applecourier158 you realize that not everyone is religious *or* even agrees with many biblical values
      Also, I think you addressed the wrong cpmment

    • @hm5758
      @hm5758 4 года назад +1

      I literally just saved that joke

  • @CJWebby11
    @CJWebby11 9 лет назад +531

    'Cool Old Guy Ruins Everything'?
    I'm game.

    • @abirgreenberg7813
      @abirgreenberg7813 9 лет назад

      +Collin Walker I used to like these, now it seems like they try to hard to make it depressing. Maybe I'm just being a soft bitch, but the humors gone too me.

    • @netvor0
      @netvor0 9 лет назад +5

      +Abir Greenberg Hahaha, looks like this is one modern convention you feel strongly about. No shame, most people do.

    • @abirgreenberg7813
      @abirgreenberg7813 9 лет назад

      netvor0 I'm actually against monogamy for myself so it didnt bother me. Just felt too forced. The last couple have

    • @francispena2818
      @francispena2818 9 лет назад

      Damnit... You beat me to it

    • @collinwalker4873
      @collinwalker4873 9 лет назад +1

      Abir Greenberg This was actually one of my favorite ones they've done, but I get what you mean, since I though the insurance one was extremely forced.

  • @eleele-ui5il
    @eleele-ui5il Год назад +64

    Long ago, wedding was a means to solidify the marriage. Villagers gathered and all were witnesses. Yes, the marriage took place, we all saw it. An engagement ring, presented by the groom, served as a kind of security, if the man broke his promise, the woman kept the ring as a compensation. But now all these rituals are obsolete.

  • @mattscott2664
    @mattscott2664 6 лет назад +189

    Friend of mine took out a loan to pay for the wedding. Divorced after 3 years and still had to pay for 6 more months.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +18

      You shouldn't talk to stupid people.

    • @ShaunHensley
      @ShaunHensley 5 лет назад +1

      That’s dad’s shootin’ car, 3 more payments and it’s all ours!

    • @AuroraBoarder1
      @AuroraBoarder1 5 лет назад

      Sounds like a lousy money manager. Maybe that's why he wound up divorced.

    • @goodmorningwhyyugei7668
      @goodmorningwhyyugei7668 5 лет назад +1

      is he homeless yet?

  • @jackcassidy7317
    @jackcassidy7317 6 лет назад +1388

    I do wedding photography and this is a hundred percent correct.

    • @tatianasanchez8514
      @tatianasanchez8514 6 лет назад +47

      im a photographer and people tried to convince me to do wedding photography cause 'it's loooots of moneeeeey' lol but hey, do you, you gotta eat!

    • @jettqk1
      @jettqk1 5 лет назад +32

      Yeah, the video didn't even mention the cost and annoyance of wedding pics. I've also photographed some weddings, and it recently occurred to me just how stupid and forced all those traditional poses are.

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 5 лет назад +12

      Jett Allyson The poses, the family is nagging the wedding photographer about how they want their photos to look. Speaking of poses, you have kids that would not stand still.

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 лет назад +16

      Technically speaking, you're part of the problem.

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 5 лет назад +29

      Also, let's be honest. Do wedding photos need to look amazing? After the wedding, you'll likely never see the photos until years later for a few minutes. I was happy with everyone sending me the photos they took.

  • @Kingofredeyes
    @Kingofredeyes 5 лет назад +1102

    "Spend 2 months salary on a wedding ring"
    My fiance picked a $45 ring for hers lol. I tried to get her something better and she wouldn't let me. Guess I'm lucky.

    • @touxiong519
      @touxiong519 5 лет назад +111

      Should have gotten an onion ring, at least you could eat it later.

    • @burrito255
      @burrito255 5 лет назад +5

      @killermeh meh LOL

    • @jeffpansini9612
      @jeffpansini9612 5 лет назад +17

      I guess it's safe to say, you don't live in Southern California.

    • @davidmuir405
      @davidmuir405 5 лет назад +23

      $45 is a lot of money. I think that's a fair amount to spend on wedding ring.

    • @vangelaobli
      @vangelaobli 5 лет назад +29

      Well, $45 is my 2 month's salary 😅😭

  • @roflmows
    @roflmows Год назад +84

    back in 2002, my wife and i checked out a destination wedding. $7200, not counting accommodations, food, rings, or travel??? haha, yeah right. like we were gonna pay $10-11k for a wedding.
    we ended up spending $1900 cash (which we saved beforehand) for a destination wedding in new orleans, which we drove to. i paid $1300 for her modest engagement ring + band, which is what she wanted. my band is silicone and cost about two dollars.
    we splurged a little on a nice B&B and a nice dinner the night we got married. total price tag, plus gas + food for the week: about $4400.
    never bothered us at all. it's the way we wanted it, because neither of us cared about fancy weddings. we just wanted to be married and have a life together.
    21 years later, here we are, still happily married.

    • @jenji6658
      @jenji6658 Год назад +1

      Congrats on your happiness ! But pray tell, what is a band in this context ?

  • @satyu131089
    @satyu131089 5 лет назад +421

    Marriage: a commitment between two people.
    Marriage ceremony: a party for impressing people you don't even like

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 5 лет назад +25

      Marriage: a commitment from the man, and an agreement from the woman that expires once she meets someone of higher status

    • @guypointinghishead5468
      @guypointinghishead5468 5 лет назад +3

      @@VengefulPolititron Those damn gold diggers am I right?

    • @Mrs.buildingblackwealth
      @Mrs.buildingblackwealth 5 лет назад

      exactly exactly exactly

    • @jonathancurrie7421
      @jonathancurrie7421 5 лет назад

      Doesn't have to be. Ive been to friends wedding where his best friend got ordained online last minute, married them while wearing a scottish feather hat, then we all got drunk and sang karaoke and danced. All still completely binding. Best wedding ive been to.

    • @PressurenFlames
      @PressurenFlames 5 лет назад

      @@guypointinghishead5468 I knew there is a twin brother out there!

  • @thetanvan5833
    @thetanvan5833 5 лет назад +700

    I know people who have literally had no food in the house, ate at soup kitchens for weeks, can't pay their bills, are in debt up to their eyeballs, and cry because their bank account is constantly overdrawn; all while simultaneously shelling out thousands to pay for a "fairytale wedding" to trick people into thinking they're rich and classy....yet, if I got married in my backyard, had people wear whatever they wanted, had a potluck type reception, and basically kept things inexpensive, these same people would more than likely think that was trashy and sad....yet I have food in the house, my bills are paid, I OWN my house, car, and am in no debt whatsoever, and my bank account is in the black....still, sadly, most folks only care about an illusion....

    • @AlfredTheBrave
      @AlfredTheBrave 5 лет назад +36

      @BlueTiger9948 this is why weddings should be strictly a religious ceremony. westerners are gonna have a horrible awakening when they realise how bad abandoning christianity was for society.

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 5 лет назад +1

      mah nigga.
      stay the way you are

    • @ellaalvelo2109
      @ellaalvelo2109 5 лет назад +19

      Personally, I don’t give a shit about what people will think about when I have my wedding if it’s inexpensive and they think it’s cheap and sad, it’s my wedding. You don’t like it? Don’t show up. More cake for me!!!

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 лет назад +5

      @@AlfredTheBrave, hang on, what? Christianity says it's a covenant before God and so must last forever, so how would not abandoning Christianity avoid the problem BlueTiger mentioned?

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 лет назад +1

      @BlueTiger9948 surely it's still fine to sign a contract, if it's fair and reasonable.

  • @serapisny
    @serapisny 3 года назад +3687

    Marriage is like a game of cards... To start, all you need are two hearts and a diamond... but by the end, you'll wish you had a club or a spade 😂

    • @JohnDoe-xk1dv
      @JohnDoe-xk1dv 3 года назад +90

      My namesake - I salute you!

    • @Phant0mGetsuga993
      @Phant0mGetsuga993 3 года назад +35

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @T4G0E
      @T4G0E 3 года назад +141

      And being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    • @sentientshadow126
      @sentientshadow126 3 года назад +13

      Or both...

    • @Stan0070
      @Stan0070 3 года назад +7

      Nice one 😂👍

  • @jmtolerico
    @jmtolerico Год назад +141

    Don't marry a girl that puts so much emphasis on her wedding day

  • @Electronica4Life
    @Electronica4Life 5 лет назад +1521

    My first marriage I did all this ridiculous shit. It was an epic waste of money and ended in divorce about a year later. My second marriage was at the courthouse for $86... and ten years later we still actually like one another! haha! These videos are great.

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 5 лет назад +54

      are you male or female? your text suits to a male person, while your avatar seems to indicate to a female person. I'm confused.

    • @Silly-Little-Mama
      @Silly-Little-Mama 5 лет назад +70

      Same here. Blew tons of money on first wedding that ended in divorce. Remarried at the courthouse, showed up in our jeans and t-shirts. Very happily married. I’d marry him again in a heartbeat.

    • @neilanderson4568
      @neilanderson4568 5 лет назад +38

      first wedding ( marriage ) for financial sercurity.. second cuz she got bored and lonely ( needed cock )...

    • @texarican1489
      @texarican1489 5 лет назад +13

      I thought you married for love... but hey at least you still actually like one another.

    • @mrghoul8407
      @mrghoul8407 5 лет назад

      Gratz :)

  • @nashernash
    @nashernash 7 лет назад +1057

    Didn't even break $1000 for my wedding. Got married outside under a willow tree in a beautiful garden, had a sweet little old family friend play the violin, then had a garden party reception catered by my mother and aunts. It was great ❤️

    • @SKiLLsSoLoN
      @SKiLLsSoLoN 7 лет назад +66

      that sounds sooo nice!!!

    • @iwillnotseeyourreply.9235
      @iwillnotseeyourreply.9235 7 лет назад +20

      Nikki Sharpe That's basically been my plan for a long time! I also eschew 5 Grand white dresses for a nice sun dress.

    • @gordistador
      @gordistador 7 лет назад +9

      **Click** Noice

    • @Trashiddy
      @Trashiddy 7 лет назад +5

      Sounds beautiful!

    • @lordreyna6924
      @lordreyna6924 7 лет назад +4

      I like this do u have a longer version of ur story??

  • @Hotdog-zw7nd
    @Hotdog-zw7nd 6 лет назад +778

    Cost of Wedding $150.00. Years married 30 and counting. There are other factors in having a happy long marriage. We we're both the middle child. She had two sisters I had 2 brothers. Our parents were both married till death do us part. Our parents were very similar in their upbringing. I was 18 when she asked me to marry her. I was very reluctant. We had our first set of twins when I was 20. Children change EVERYTHING. Our marriage has been far from perfect. One time, many years ago, she threw her Purse at me, I deserved it, I ducked at just the right time and it went through our living room window. You have to really piss of a Lady to cause that kind of a reaction. Point is, we have definitely have some bad times but we manage to get through it. Marriage isn't perfect. It takes committment and sometimes sacrifice. If you can't give either of those save your money because the cost of a Wedding means nothing to a marriage.

    • @Hawkido
      @Hawkido 6 лет назад +79

      that is $5/yr... see if you can get it down to $3.50... Tree-Fiddy

    • @PopEye2384
      @PopEye2384 6 лет назад +51

      simple things go a long long way..... keep going mate..

    • @johnathanjacksonjr7656
      @johnathanjacksonjr7656 6 лет назад +8

      I admire your thinking, you're a damn genius. I'll be sure to keep this in mind if me and my woman ever get married.

    • @descendantofgiants1678
      @descendantofgiants1678 6 лет назад +64

      30 yrs ago, a lot of females were in their right minds. Females today are not. They're all confused.

    • @descendantofgiants1678
      @descendantofgiants1678 6 лет назад +38

      They won't tell you this, but feminism and hollyweird is the single biggest reason why marriages fail.

  • @feck2594
    @feck2594 2 года назад +51

    My wedding was the beginning of the worst 12 years of my life . My divorce was the beginning of the best 6 year's of my life . We both ended up with 2 great kid's in the process and I know this is extremely rare but we get along way better apart than we every had together. I can't even remember the last time we argued about anything. We share custody of our kid's and can't even remember the last time we argued about anything. Some people just aren't meant to be with each other .

  • @lynnprestgard5417
    @lynnprestgard5417 4 года назад +4364

    Don't forget the 3 rings of marriage:
    1st : Engagement ring
    2nd: Wedding ring
    3rd: Suffering

  • @kevinmiller8111
    @kevinmiller8111 6 лет назад +648

    Expensive weddings are for the rich or for the stupid.

    • @Anonymous-fu2us
      @Anonymous-fu2us 6 лет назад +19

      Marriage is for the stupid (man)

    • @vanparham
      @vanparham 6 лет назад

      Roger is gooooooood.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 лет назад +4

      There's a difference between the rich and the stupid? Really?

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 6 лет назад +3

      TheRedstoneDiamond || TRD it’s not and because some people are poor and stupid. It should’ve been “rich and/or stupid) you can be either or. I’ve heard of people spending eye watering amounts of money like tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have. So yea u can be poor and stupid. I don’t consider people who are rich stupid. Of course there are some exceptions, but people who are doctors, surgeons, engineers, innovators, entrepreneurs, and make a boatload of money as a result of their careers/life choices; aren’t stupid. Coz it takes brains to get it that point of wealth. Be it traditionally like college or I traditionally like starting a successful business. Maybe the rich just do it coz they can afford to have as many weddings as they want without it affecting hem negatively. U know? Like Who the fuck cares if a blow $200,000 on my wedding if a make a seven figure salary🤷🏾‍♀️ so tbh it really should’ve been poor and stupid🤔 coz a lot of rich people (again there are lots of exceptions) aren’t dumb if they waste money it’s coz they can afford to waste money and still live like a king.

    • @sophieb3567
      @sophieb3567 6 лет назад +2

      It’s funny actually because my family had a huge expensive wedding while the people getting married weren’t that rich, and my other cousin married someone who’s family is rich and has estates all around the world, and they didn’t have a Dj, photographer, cake or venue, they just had the wedding on one of their estates, and also the bride didn’t wear a wedding dress, just a regular dress. ( she still looked really pretty though:)

  • @amj047
    @amj047 8 лет назад +555

    my girl want to spend money on honeymoon not wedding and guests who will talk trash about us during celebration

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 7 лет назад +72

      Let me spend thousands on my wedding, invite you, and have you kindly talk shit about me among yourselfs. Its crazy how many fake people get invited to weddings. Its such a scam. Good on you that your girl want to spend it more on yourselves.

    • @s13gouf60
      @s13gouf60 7 лет назад +67

      Only girls want a wedding, grown women want honeymoons.

    • @JazzEdan
      @JazzEdan 7 лет назад +11

      Yeah, weddings these days are parents somewhat only way to brag about how much money they could spend or you could spend to show how successful your family are to people they barely saw or even talked to and people you never really know because they had to be there for some reason or another as if it was important. For all that money you could a lot of stuffs that mattered longer than 2-3 hours of pointless turd.

    • @dominic_hikes
      @dominic_hikes 7 лет назад +2

      amj047 that's awesome

    • @Cleanandgood
      @Cleanandgood 7 лет назад +4

      He could do another video why Honeymoons are scams!

  • @hadracks
    @hadracks 3 года назад +319

    As a kid my father said "The more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage." I think he was being snarky and cheap at the same time but I have seen lots of weddings and the trend seems to hold.

    • @DellaStreet123
      @DellaStreet123 2 года назад +16

      Sometimes it's true. My parents got married in a civil ceremony with only five other people attending, then they went home, nothing more. No fancy dress, no formal suit. They will soon be able to celebrate their Golden Jubilee. If they choose to.

    • @deviousangel336
      @deviousangel336 Год назад +28

      It makes sense. The more money you spend on a wedding , the more you care about the event itself rather than the person you're marrying. If you have a cheap and simpler wedding, it shows that you don't care as much about the ceremony and just want to spend time with your SO. Obviously, there are exceptions. Some people just want a nice, fancy wedding. But you don't need to go overboard and spend like 30k just for a party.

    • @alansun70
      @alansun70 Год назад +1

      I wish to experience it. Solo living isn't exciting. I couldn't survive the friendless lifestyle long term.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks Год назад +7

      @@alansun70 Being married is very different than spending a lot of money on the wedding. Also unmarried and friendless are different dimensions- some married people have no friends, including the spouse, and some unmarried people have loads of friends. But I hear the sentiment.

    • @matinaki1644
      @matinaki1644 Год назад

      I would say the more fake a marriage because I have seen fake marriages last for 40 and more years.

  • @McOuroborosBurger
    @McOuroborosBurger 5 лет назад +230

    The best advice on this came from my high school math teacher “Just elope, it’s cheaper, shorter, and there’s fewer strangers attending.”

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +8

      Even better advice: Just don't get married.

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 5 лет назад +10

      My mom said that same thing; she had the whole huge Catholic mass wedding, she told my brother and I, if you ever get married just elope, and save the money for something that really matters.

    • @AS-er4ud
      @AS-er4ud 5 лет назад +6

      What is the point of marriage? It's sheep behavior.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +1

      @@AS-er4ud Ask MacKenzie Bezos what the purpose of marriage is.

    • @AS-er4ud
      @AS-er4ud 5 лет назад +2

      @@wronggg Oh I know the purpose from the female side, but a dude has to be a complete moron to marry in today's society. I have no sympathy for fools.

  • @AdamFlanders
    @AdamFlanders 3 года назад +1324

    "These are pleasant-smelling remains of murdered plant life." lol

    • @dominguezcharles3069
      @dominguezcharles3069 3 года назад +30

      Vegans must be shaking rn

    • @eveoff
      @eveoff 3 года назад +20

      @@dominguezcharles3069 Im a vegan and im horified. :D This guy is so funny.

    • @MargaritaMagdalena
      @MargaritaMagdalena 3 года назад +4

      Murder is the deliberate killing of a human being. Plants are not human beings, therefore the word "murdered" doesn't apply here.

    • @Tihi92
      @Tihi92 3 года назад +5

      Alright. Killed plants will do.

    • @nevadag606
      @nevadag606 3 года назад +5

      Might be more expensive but because I’m an orchid lover it might cost more but if I have a wedding I want potted orchids (really pretty ones) on the tables so that instead of throwing them away I get to take home a fuck ton of my favorite flowers👀. Side note: I used to be a server for weddings and sometimes we got to take the leftover flowers home :)

  • @alansimpson8384
    @alansimpson8384 8 лет назад +96

    Don't forget. After you get married you must absolutely move into a different house. Those insurance companies need more money.

    • @brandonferguson8021
      @brandonferguson8021 8 лет назад +3

      why

    • @saturdaynightfli3135
      @saturdaynightfli3135 8 лет назад +7

      +Brandon Ferguson because they said so

    • @ergotempusvernum
      @ergotempusvernum 8 лет назад +17

      The logic behind that is there won't be resentment over who actually owns the house and thus has greater financial leverage in the relationship, but let's be honest, even if the man owned the house before getting married and never put the wife's name on the deed she will be the one getting the house in the divorce.

    • @BaBeepReaperBop
      @BaBeepReaperBop 7 лет назад +5

      how sad is it that people already expect divorce when they just got married? :/

    • @boergerplays8353
      @boergerplays8353 6 лет назад

      Fisbus VERY

  • @ladyrepunsel4567
    @ladyrepunsel4567 5 лет назад +118

    That’s why I got married in a pretty $30 dress from amazon, my mom made my cake, we got married at the courthouse with our close family and best friends present, and had a cheap but Pinteresty reception that everyone brought food to pot luck style, the whole thing cost about $300 and it was a beautiful and fun day with great pictures taken by my sister in law

    • @attauddinnoori9646
      @attauddinnoori9646 4 года назад +2

      Where do you live? I'm gonna marry in your town

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 4 года назад +4

      See that's the type of wedding I want.

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 4 года назад

      Attauddin Noori I live in Montana, it’s really beautiful here but why is my town specifically better for this type of wedding?

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 4 года назад +2

      Sarah says hello honestly 10 out of 10 would recommend, another fun thing is that my mom and friends put the left over food into Tupperwares in a cooler in our trunk so we got to eat yummy left overs on our honey moon since we stayed at a cabin in the middle of nowhere

  • @dion789
    @dion789 Год назад +72

    Most of the weddings I've been to were like this, but I've been to one backyard wedding that was truly special. They chose things exactly how they liked it, without regard for how a wedding 'should' be. It was all about their own happiness and their guests having fun.

    • @seanthomas1214
      @seanthomas1214 Год назад +7

      That was my wedding. Backyard wedding, we cooked the food, hired a karaoke D.J., my friend set up a chocolate fountain. Less than a thousand bucks. We bought our rings at Wal-Mart for five bucks. This year will be our fourteenth anniversary.

  • @seihanda671
    @seihanda671 4 года назад +545

    Q: What is the most expensive part of wedding?
    A : The divorce

    • @the5thmirror291
      @the5thmirror291 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @lawr5764
      @lawr5764 3 года назад +4

      Yeah... But that only applies to the groom.

    • @seihanda671
      @seihanda671 3 года назад +2

      @@lawr5764 you are correct

    • @tanalson
      @tanalson 3 года назад +2

      @@caveatlector2671 and she gets a huge paycheck after leaving you, while you're left with nothing after leaving you

    • @kellymoore6353
      @kellymoore6353 3 года назад

      Not all of us get huge paycheck at the end of it, pls don't generalise that. ....
      I am grateful for my prenatal agreement

  • @skytiger859
    @skytiger859 9 лет назад +155

    My uncle once stood up to object at my cousin's wedding. A mob of guests stood up and shoved him out the door.

    • @soundmind38
      @soundmind38 9 лет назад +1

      +skytiger859 really ?

    • @Diamondelle84
      @Diamondelle84 9 лет назад +14

      +skytiger859 Was he drunk?

    • @rachaelbeth3119
      @rachaelbeth3119 9 лет назад +14

      +skytiger859 i believe that because it some places unless there is a legit reason people should not get married you can go to jail for objecting someones wedding
      also THINK OF THEY MONEY THE PEOPLE PAYED TO GET SHIT DONE

    • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
      @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 9 лет назад +9

      +skytiger859 It's called a wedding fight and unless there is at least 4 of them you're not considered married legally in over 12 states.

    • @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
      @dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 9 лет назад +1

      dffykvn I survived one of those before, though I'm not sure that's still considered a wedding if only the random college friend survives... :/

  • @brianmolstad1255
    @brianmolstad1255 Год назад +66

    I fired my "beloved" after she wasted 2 1/2 years in planning. Her answer was always, "This is the most important day of your life. You can*t rush it." After 2.5 years, and the estimated cost already >$50,000 with me paying for ALL of it (her dad was dead on mom a financial wreck) I asked her "What the hell?" She answered that she had no idea but we were less than half way there. I literally walked out and never looked back. Thirty years later she is still single. Funny how that works.

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 9 лет назад +217

    All weddings, my arse!
    Best wedding I ever went to was 2 of my closest friends, there were about 30ish people, all tge clothing was pre owned, the cake was made by the bride's sister, we all had phones with cameras so we provided our own wedding photos, the ceremony was in a registery office, we had a meal afterwards in a pub, we provided the music (I sang and played a big folk drum), and afterwards we all went for a walk on the beach, there was no real best man or bridesmaid...
    and it was so full of heart, and joy and love. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
    In conclusion,
    FUCK YOU WEDDING INDUSTRY!
    If I ever have a wedding, it'll be like that!
    Oh, and the bride made the wedding rings herself, she's a black smith :)

    • @wrywh
      @wrywh 9 лет назад +8

      We did the ceremony, outfits, rings and reception for £500 and a house party with friends. We were given £750 in gifts. If you can't go completely self sufficient, surely making a profit is the best kind of wedding?

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 9 лет назад +9

      As a person who is both a bit of a blacksmith and has done a little jewelry work (even made a couple of silver rings, they really are rather different. And you probably don't want a steel or iron ring, it's one of the many metals which leave colored marks on prolonged contact with skin (as do aluminum and copper, while silver, nickel, gold, and titanium don't I believe). Still, fucking awesome. That's the sort of thing I'd want to do, though I don't even like the legal aspect of marriage. Just a ceremony and commitment, if I need to get the government involved in my relationship it's not one worth having.

    • @cornishphilosopher
      @cornishphilosopher 9 лет назад +2

      +farmerboy916 She told me what they were made of but I can't remember, but I think it was a mixture of gold and silver. I do remember that they were made from one peace of juelery from his family

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 9 лет назад

      cornishphilosopher Electrum? Eh, it doesn't really matter, still freaking awesome

    • @smojoe92
      @smojoe92 9 лет назад

      +cornishphilosopher I've been to a wedding like that, there are a lot more enjoyable.

  • @weldinsson
    @weldinsson 9 лет назад +4053

    I love Roger.

    • @weldinsson
      @weldinsson 9 лет назад +21

      I'd say fatherly, but that's all conjecture..

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 9 лет назад +25

      +Will Alcantara why don't you marry him if you love him so much?

    • @8loodyrain
      @8loodyrain 9 лет назад +37

      And he loves you random viewer.

    • @Draknalor186
      @Draknalor186 9 лет назад +17

      +Will Alcantara We all do, he's awsome :D

    • @tank_0r
      @tank_0r 9 лет назад +6

      +Will Alcantara We all do. :D

  • @donaldoehl7690
    @donaldoehl7690 3 года назад +249

    I had a friend who said that the quality and expense of the wedding reflected the quality of the marriage. Her dad spent a plie and she dumped him after about 10 yrs. My wife and I spent less than a grand and we're still together after 35yrs.

    • @petardraganov3716
      @petardraganov3716 3 года назад +13

      If reflects the probability of premature failure, I suppose.

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 2 года назад +15

      He was technically right. Just not in the way he expected

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад +1

      Your friend was very stupid indeed. I'd guess she still is, because that level of stupid runs deep.

    • @jacobmcbride9794
      @jacobmcbride9794 2 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣 I'm 38 & never had a girlfriend. No one I've ever met before can say anything like that. Fact is my kind of loneliness is incomprehensible for luck boats who have never been in my situation. But if you believe for one second that I would not trade waking up in tears, breathking heart palpitations & so much more i have
      D-I-R-E-C-L-Y from years of heart shredding loneliness for what everyone I know bitches & complains about, (marriage), then I wish nothing but the daily agony I go through on a daily basis on each & everyone who craps on marriage. No more truthful nor justified words have ever been said...

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 года назад +5

      There’s definitely a correlation, but in my opinion it’s an inverse one

  • @darthdanriea2590
    @darthdanriea2590 8 лет назад +1909

    Found this channel. Crushed all my dreams and faith in humanity. Love it and subscribed.

    • @Burninfox1
      @Burninfox1 8 лет назад +60

      That's the spirit

    • @id104335409
      @id104335409 8 лет назад +57

      Truth makes everything better in the worst way.

    • @aylajade100
      @aylajade100 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 8 лет назад +14

      Don't blame yourself. A lot of people crack under presser.

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 8 лет назад +2

      OH SHIT!

  • @comradeyuri8492
    @comradeyuri8492 5 лет назад +356

    Lawyers smile every-time time they hear wedding bells ! Aaah, it's money in the bank !

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 5 лет назад +1

      Comrade Yuri Caching

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 5 лет назад +5

      FREE DIVORCE
      NO MONEY DOWN
      FREE DIVORCE?
      NO! MONEY DOWN!!

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 5 лет назад

      Free money here I come

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 лет назад +1

      As a person who’s uncle is a lawyer I can confirm this is accurate

  • @roochiee
    @roochiee Год назад +22

    my oldest sister had her wedding at our grandmas house! it might not sound super cool but it was outside and my grandma has some very nice property. my sister bought her dress on amazon and our family cooked everything. hell i was her wedding photographer which i did for free as a wedding present. they probably saved thousands of dollars doing it this way

  • @BSGTheMillionaireMaker
    @BSGTheMillionaireMaker 5 лет назад +1323

    If she's not happy with a small wedding (less than $5000 for everything including the ring) then she's not marriage material. My wife proposed to me when I had $100 in my bank account. 20 years later we are still together.

    • @AprendizDeLoQueToca
      @AprendizDeLoQueToca 5 лет назад +161

      That's a WOMAN. How beautiful.

    • @evyiennetla9416
      @evyiennetla9416 5 лет назад +77

      Lucky man! Congrats

    • @MidnightPolaris800
      @MidnightPolaris800 5 лет назад +62

      Your wife proposed to you...lmao soyboy

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 5 лет назад +155

      @@MidnightPolaris800 hey...it worked out afterwards. Not many people can boast a 20 year marriage...especially one from a cheap wedding....

    • @TheDamnFarao
      @TheDamnFarao 5 лет назад +204

      @@MidnightPolaris800 Her proposing to him is the most respectable thing ever. Men are the prize. We are the protectors and providers. She saw the value in him and asked for his protection. Women need men, not the other way around. A real genuine and feminine woman will only do that for a MAN so obviously you cant relate or understand. All these other men proposing to women look weak, getting down on one knee is a feminine submissive role. This society is backwards. Props to the guy for finding a rare woman and being a man she looks up to and respects. Only a "soy boy" begs for a woman to stay with him because hes weak and needs her.

  • @liampendergast8670
    @liampendergast8670 8 лет назад +65

    The way he says fuck you pay me is so damn smooth it's breathtaking.

  • @whoami1449
    @whoami1449 5 лет назад +250

    From what i have seen, i think i can conclude that most of the time, the less they spend on the party the more harmonyous married life await them

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 5 лет назад +14

      thats statistically true, the more money you spend on the ceremony the more likely you are to end up divorced

    • @shayleenmeyer3175
      @shayleenmeyer3175 5 лет назад +4

      * marries at bus shelter *

    • @syedadil1012
      @syedadil1012 5 лет назад

      your statement seems to be correct

    • @queenesreina7424
      @queenesreina7424 5 лет назад +10

      It may not be a guarantee, but it sure helps to start out married life without a huge debt looming over a couple (or a huge dent in the bank account).

    • @brynleytalbot778
      @brynleytalbot778 5 лет назад +2

      Recently saw a wedding online with beaming husband next to bride surveying all the grandeur. Not difficult to figure out she wanted the wedding display most of all with the pre hen outing abroad and at home then a lavish ceremony. It's a shame as I predict divorce when his income doesn't meet her lifestyle needs, at which point she'll strip him bare. Bizarre that she actually was a stripper for some time. The worst marriage proposal of all because they're all about the money. False boobs, long legs, blond hair, blue eyes, and hard faced, unless she's getting what she wants. But guys are fooled by the sob stories of failed relationships and white knight these liabilities. Narcissism laid bare. But good luck, and fortune, which he'll need to perpetuate it. Looking across the spectrum of friends of hers it's one long competitive sport to outshine each other. The debts must be vast. No wonder the guys look worn from all the hours they work to pay it all off and sustain the illusion lifestyle afterwards.
      Simplicity speaks volumes about the actual love within the couple. It is, after all, they who will cohabit, not all the parasites they think they must seek approval from, or fulfilling their families dreams. Love is rare and precious. The marriage trade reveals the dark side of relationships where shared goals, aims, and lifestyles, mean far more. It's one monumental sham. Yet girls are indoctrinated from an early age to expect it. The biggest day of your life!

  • @FirstHandLLC
    @FirstHandLLC 10 месяцев назад +19

    My wedding with a restaurant cost $700, grandma decided to pay for it. Rings were $400 for both. We divorced two years later. Imagine if I spent $20k+ on the wedding? 😂

  • @jamesbailey9760
    @jamesbailey9760 4 года назад +702

    It just dawned on me that this is just a darker version of Adam ruins everything

    • @tarlankasra
      @tarlankasra 4 года назад +3

      with Eve’s initiative as well as help of course

    • @the1onlyteagro
      @the1onlyteagro 4 года назад +23

      Which predates it and fudges less facts.

    • @noahpartic7586
      @noahpartic7586 4 года назад +3

      Only shorter😄.

    • @AbsolutelyRedundant
      @AbsolutelyRedundant 4 года назад +7

      Lol I came across that channel when I checked my wife's phone cuz it fell into the pool and it was cuz we had a boy and she was contemplating whether or not to circumcise him .... We ended up not circumcising him...

    • @thedeekabides
      @thedeekabides 4 года назад +1

      How can something so illuminating be mistaken for dark?

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 8 лет назад +164

    The guy is awesome and the points made are great, the only problem is - he's talking mainly about weddings not marriage.

    • @kushannn
      @kushannn 8 лет назад

      read the name it is about weddings

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 8 лет назад +7

      kushan panapitiya The title belowe the video says "marriage" and in the video he mentions both words. I think he (or the writer) is confused which one is it.

    • @shalerson
      @shalerson 8 лет назад +3

      The name says nothing about weddings.

    • @mikewarnke4391
      @mikewarnke4391 8 лет назад +5

      Yup. why do people get the impression that a wedding HAD to be expensive? it doesn't

    • @Koeras16
      @Koeras16 8 лет назад +1

      No marriage is a quite different thing. Wedding is a expensive scam in many ways. But well people pay for it because it seemed to be needed to have a "good wedding".

  • @Nwakaego_
    @Nwakaego_ 4 года назад +182

    This should have been titled, “why weddings are scams, just go to the courthouse to say I do”.

    • @AstronomyGuru84
      @AstronomyGuru84 4 года назад +18

      Right!! Spend the money on a nice honeymoon!

    • @juliabensonreazin7672
      @juliabensonreazin7672 4 года назад +22

      or a down payment on a home.

    • @michaelparylak5649
      @michaelparylak5649 4 года назад

      I don't see why I should you should have to go to the courthouse at all the church house maybe but the courthouse is pointless

    • @HermanWillems
      @HermanWillems 4 года назад

      Lol, you can also just go online fill in the forms of the local government. Done. We have "digital ID" here so we can do most things online.

    • @MMPGAMMING
      @MMPGAMMING 4 года назад

      @ⅰи∂ㄩㄅ360 polygamy all the fucking way. Why limit ourselves to just one lover when we can all be lovers lls

  • @pianoman7753
    @pianoman7753 2 года назад +22

    *Roger turns my declining sanity, constantly dwindling faith in the human race, and morbid depression into light-hearted chuckles and funny one-liners! He makes being a walking statistic mildly bearable! Thank you, Roger! :D*

  • @garygagnon9655
    @garygagnon9655 5 лет назад +810

    Marry your best friend they say, marry your partner in crime they say, marry someone that doesn`t ask a lot, just want`s to be loved, marry the one you want to be around all the time they say.......so l got a dog.

    • @polypolar715
      @polypolar715 5 лет назад +27

      Gary Gagnon And the added benefit that the dog dies in a few years, so you’re left all pitifully alone again fairly soon

    • @garygagnon9655
      @garygagnon9655 5 лет назад +50

      @@polypolar715 So can a wife too....so l`ll just get another dog....just like a wife.

    • @ronniekray469
      @ronniekray469 5 лет назад +36

      A dog never says no in the bedroom 👌🏻💯

    • @garygagnon9655
      @garygagnon9655 5 лет назад +5

      @@ronniekray469 lol

    • @phosphorusdaemon7
      @phosphorusdaemon7 5 лет назад +1

      Are you a German?

  • @notplasmaxd
    @notplasmaxd 5 лет назад +201

    4:38 “If you see anyone smiling at you, they’re thinking your gonna f*** later.” 🤣🤣🤣 that’s so true

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 4 года назад +26

      Your grandma knows lolol i lost it

    • @singingcowboy674
      @singingcowboy674 4 года назад +7

      That WAS the most brilliant observation of the entire skit. Lol

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад +5

      To be honest, I thought I was one of very few people who thought that. It's like when there's a pregnancy announcement and there are family and friends' tears because there's going to be an addition to the family. Well, people now know how you two got there. lol

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 4 года назад +3

      PlasmaDiamond456 I’ve heard so many stories of people being so drunk they couldn’t even do that after lol

    • @tarlankasra
      @tarlankasra 4 года назад

      Pumpkin was that an analogy \sarcasm/

  • @jukkaahonen6557
    @jukkaahonen6557 Год назад +27

    Bake a cake and some cookies and other things to serve, create some nice invitation cards. The bride can buy a beautiful dress, the man might already have a black suit. High five and muffins for the best man and the others. Honestly, you don't have to burn thousands of dollars for a single day if you don't want to. What really counts are the years and decades after the wedding.

  • @Birdhism
    @Birdhism 6 лет назад +48

    DIY wedding: $1000
    DIY divorce (no kids or assets): $470
    Learning to love being single: priceless.

  • @jonhay75
    @jonhay75 5 лет назад +1084

    Marriage....losing your freedom at the beginning...and your assets at the end...

    • @hichambouhaddar3747
      @hichambouhaddar3747 5 лет назад +111

      And your mind in the meantime....

    • @nealliu1746
      @nealliu1746 5 лет назад +34

      And you have to pay money to have it LMAO

    • @well.thy.one.
      @well.thy.one. 5 лет назад +11

      Johnny Five im not even married, just stuck in a marriage type lifestyle and its the worst experience of my life bar none.

    • @rossmathias5675
      @rossmathias5675 5 лет назад +4

      Not if you have a prenup agreement

    • @dmx1721
      @dmx1721 5 лет назад +11

      @@rossmathias5675 9 out of 10 times they just get tossed out

  • @Xclub40X
    @Xclub40X 5 лет назад +472

    What's the difference between in laws and outlaws???
    *OUTLAWS ARE WANTED*

  • @aaroncutting
    @aaroncutting Год назад +24

    After attending three weddings so far this year; my girlfriend and I have opted to elope.
    The only thing I'm spending a decent chunk of change on is a circle of expensive metal and lab grown covalently bonded carbon chunk...

    • @bigbay1159
      @bigbay1159 Год назад

      Do as you want but that's still just a silly as over spending on anything else.

  • @allinone-qz2gi
    @allinone-qz2gi 7 лет назад +121

    It's so true. I got married 4 months ago. Did the whole traditional thing. I'm crafty anyway so I made a lot stuff and we had friends help us out and get discounts. While my wedding was only about $10,000, that' still $10,000 that could still be in my bank account now and I wouldn't love my husband any less. We should have just gone to city hall then had a big ass party in the backyard.

    • @DrugzRKoool
      @DrugzRKoool 7 лет назад +11

      I knew a guy who paid $150 to hire a marquee, put it up in the back yard, got his parents to make some food and got married there. Why spend thousands?

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 7 лет назад +11

      Part of the "American dream" they try to sell you. Spend thousands to show off to all your family and friends how "successful" you are.

    • @DrugzRKoool
      @DrugzRKoool 7 лет назад +13

      UberTech The answer is to not give a fuck about what people think

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 7 лет назад +10

      My hubby and I spent less than 3000 on ours. We got married in the mountains and we spent all the leftover money on an extra vacation! Honestly, the most expensive part was my dress at 500 bucks. The whole thing was pretty awesome, but we went totally nontraditional. I even wrote our ceremony since I had a 10 year old daughter we wanted to be a part of the whole thing. We bought her a silver locket and my hubby gave it to her before we kissed.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 7 лет назад +60

      I approve of "city hall then big ass party in the backyard."

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 3 года назад +219

    If I ever have a wedding, it’s just gonna be the legal court thing and a house party

    • @perf3ct1y8
      @perf3ct1y8 3 года назад +2

      @Flex tape Sealin you all up you can always sign a prenup

    • @alemon9727
      @alemon9727 3 года назад +11

      Lol, tell it to the woman

    • @StaggerLee68
      @StaggerLee68 3 года назад +4

      Don't do it. 'nuff said.

    • @jaggedlittlepearl8635
      @jaggedlittlepearl8635 3 года назад +5

      Ditto! Wedding prices are ridiculous I could have bought a house or a nice condo with it.

    • @badass6300
      @badass6300 3 года назад +6

      I was about to say never get married, but then I realized you are a woman, so yeah. Just make sure to be fair and don't take alimony and all the child custody if you divorce.

  • @hiddenparad0x657
    @hiddenparad0x657 5 лет назад +2039

    “Men aren’t afraid of commitment. Men are afraid of divorce.”
    - Aries Spears
    Marriage is maximum effort, minimum gain, and EVERYTHING to lose. Women couldn’t possibly understand.

    • @lag5761
      @lag5761 5 лет назад +175

      Men marriage for love, women for interest

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 5 лет назад +119

      Ya women seems to actually be afraid of commitment, men are afraid of the lack of commitment from their partner

    • @hadifaramarzi66
      @hadifaramarzi66 5 лет назад +64

      Actually I am, why should I put myself in that situation!? Commitment for what? I do everything for myself, with or without wife and children at the end we all gonna die.

    • @d0m2288
      @d0m2288 5 лет назад +153

      When I was younger, I naively thought marriage was simply choosing the woman you care for most and mutually agreeing to tackle life together. I was interested in that. I'm *still* interested in that. Then I learned about the legal implications of marriage, divorce, statistics (most divorces are initiated by women, for instance), shamelessly biased family courts, and that even prenups can't fully protect you.
      I realized that, no matter how in love I am with a woman, no matter how much I believe she loves me, there are a ton of guys destroyed by divorce who probably felt exactly the same as they were walking down the aisle. I swear, the only reason I haven't completely dismissed the prospect of marriage entirely is because my parents and grandparents on both sides have very strong ones, so I can't help but romanticize it some. I wonder if I'll eventually need to crush that feeling for my own good.

    • @crypgoat8654
      @crypgoat8654 5 лет назад +1

      +LegaL marriage

  • @robaxl3088
    @robaxl3088 2 года назад +15

    *My wife and I had our neighbor marry us and he did it for free as a wedding gift..we got married in my living room with a total of 8 people including my wife and I. Our rings we purchased from Kay’s Jewelers (the employee was pissed because we said NO to the $1000 “insurance “ scam and got rings that were affordable snd didn’t need resizing. My wife and I are super happy and we still have a little bit of savings left in case we need it.*

  • @irenes8689
    @irenes8689 7 лет назад +933

    $2000 of murdered plant life 😂😁😂😁😂😁😄😂😂

    • @leah8765
      @leah8765 6 лет назад +10

      Irene S I started crying when he said that

    • @baileyharrison1030
      @baileyharrison1030 6 лет назад +3

      Kek plants don’t have feelings

    • @greenluxi
      @greenluxi 6 лет назад +10

      As a florist Im offended lol

    • @nataliyak9555
      @nataliyak9555 6 лет назад +5

      Many people spend close to $10k on flowers

    • @th6218
      @th6218 6 лет назад +2

      Irene S It's not okay to kill plants unless you need them for your survival.

  • @gregb6469
    @gregb6469 7 лет назад +612

    I would not marry a woman who demanded a big, expensive wedding; it would show that she is too materialistic.

    • @hannibal2168
      @hannibal2168 7 лет назад +28

      what if she didn't but you wanted to spoil her ?

    • @carultch
      @carultch 7 лет назад +31

      What about another man who demanded a big, expensive wedding?

    • @gregb6469
      @gregb6469 7 лет назад +87

      bob ross -- I would spoil her by getting a nice house for us to live in.

    • @hannibal2168
      @hannibal2168 7 лет назад +8

      yeah but if you truly love her you would only get married once do you want that to be your strongest memory

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 7 лет назад +48

      I'm a woman, and honestly the biggest part is the dress, and we can get one pf those for a decent price (like 500 or less). Personally I believe both the bride and groom should agree on their wedding and be involved in it. I got married in the middle of no where in the mountains, and it was beautiful. I'd say if a woman only wants a huge wedding, she's definitely materialistic and unless you also share that quality, *run!*

  • @Kevin-zz9du
    @Kevin-zz9du 3 года назад +457

    Did a drive in wedding..
    $30.
    My wedding was $30.
    The money we'd have wasted on a standard wedding, was instead used to fix a few things in our new house, buy a new car, buy some furniture, get ahead on bills, 'n bank the rest.
    No debt.
    Had a big family cookout as the celebration. No catering, no bullshit. Just a cookout. Free for us, dirt cheap for everyone else.
    Add-on:
    Her wedding ring was $80.
    Rose gold ring with morganite.
    Morganite is cheaper than diamonds and looks better than diamonds. Plus, a fact of life is that diamonds are actually extremely common. They are released in small quantities to artificially inflate the market. All them marriage ads about diamonds throughout history.... "2 months of your income for a diamond for your woman".... were done by them, the diamond/jewelry industry, and it worked. This is all easy to fact check to.
    If your woman insists on a $1,000+ diamond ring... sorry... she's brainwashed by the media, and honestly, it's you or the ring.
    As a GIFT later, sure. As a prerequisite to marriage? Hell no.
    Oh and the jewelry industry inflates the price of jewelry by an average of 2,000%
    Hence why you take in a $1,000 ring to a pawn shop and they offer you $50.
    It's nearly worthless.
    My ring was $60 off etsy.
    Gold Tungsten band with rosewood inlay.

    • @kevindiaz3459
      @kevindiaz3459 3 года назад +51

      In high school, for like no real logical reason, we had an assignment in a class to plan a wedding, which had to include financial details. The idea was to teach us how to plan things that cost money, but like, it for some reason had to be a wedding. Being the rebel I tended to be, especially when it came to bullshit assignments, I decided to do an elopement. Trip to the court house, pay the fee for the marriage license and whatever else it took, I think I added in the cost of a cab ride to and from the courthouse. I don't recall the final tally, but I think it was under 100 bucks. The dumb bitch of a teacher failed me for not taking the assignment seriously. Her reasoning was so flawed too, because she fell back on the idea that the real lesson was to teach us how to plan shit that cost money. Well, I had to wonder why I couldn't instead plan a vacation, or to start a business, or really anything that could teach me that lesson. Why TF were 15 year old kids planning weddings as a part of a class in school? And then I also fail because I planned what I would have thought was an actual common way people get married? (and several people I would know as an adult actually did). Man, what a dumb bitch. Can't even remember her name or the name of the class. In any case, hearing your story reminded me how mad I was when she failed me for basically pointing out that people don't always have lavish weddings, or for that, even get married.
      Oh, the hilarious kicker, she said "I think you don't realize how much planning also goes into getting an elopement." Which I was like "Uh, are you not familiar with what an elopement is? I'm pretty sure that planning ahead isn't really the idea..."

    • @radiance2mussington217
      @radiance2mussington217 3 года назад +12

      @@kevindiaz3459 Bro, all i gotta say is...."this is hilarious" hahahahahahaha

    • @LaurArt_UK
      @LaurArt_UK 3 года назад +36

      @@kevindiaz3459 I think your teacher was jealous because she was still paying off her wedding debt or something. Either that or she's a snob.

    • @aleinbanger9942
      @aleinbanger9942 3 года назад +9

      This is the way 100%!

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 3 года назад +4

      You are the hero that humanity needs.

  • @Inmatesixdoublefive321
    @Inmatesixdoublefive321 Год назад +13

    My hubby and I eloped and got married in a tiny chapel owned by a a pastor and his wife. We don’t have any family to speak of so there were no witnesses or guests. We wore jeans and sweaters and have stainless steel rings. Whole thing cost about $300 including a nice lunch after. ❤

  • @tatehildyard5332
    @tatehildyard5332 8 лет назад +98

    Screw this, go to your local courthouse and do it there.

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 8 лет назад +18

      or, go to an insane asylum. same effect and electro shock is free.

    • @heyitschinoable
      @heyitschinoable 8 лет назад +7

      +Heed My Warning Lmao

    • @knecht6974
      @knecht6974 8 лет назад

      +Heed My Warning l

    • @SomethingAboutMars
      @SomethingAboutMars 8 лет назад +1

      +Heed My Warning don't reproduce

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 8 лет назад

      St King
      did the internet hurt your feelings, again? awwwwww, have a wolly pop.

  • @woknmaki4885
    @woknmaki4885 6 лет назад +499

    A Wedding should be small, brief and functional. The honeymoon is a different story.

    • @sarahmeacheam7517
      @sarahmeacheam7517 6 лет назад +5

      Yes

    • @whattomakeofit3436
      @whattomakeofit3436 6 лет назад +27

      Agreed. And travel is a worthy memory. Whats not worth it is spending awkward moments with family members for a wedding day. 😩

    • @alfredpardoe3795
      @alfredpardoe3795 6 лет назад +9

      100% I want to spend little on the wedding and blow the money on an amazing honey moon aha

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 6 лет назад

      If a marriage provides a significant tax advantage why bother?

    • @danielbeaird6264
      @danielbeaird6264 6 лет назад

      Honeymoons can be the most expensive part of a wedding with air travel around $1000 a person, car rental around $500, a 5 star hotel around 300$ a night if your lucky, eating out probably not at McDonald's so I'll say eating can cost around $100 per person per meal, so if you stayed for a week youd spend well over 5 grand on a honeymoon and probably pretty close to 10 grand just to have sex in a new place, cause let's face it you will only leave the hotel for food and condoms making the car rental and air fare worthless, I mean let's face it at some point earth is earth and looks pretty similar everywhere, theres always a beach somewhere and a pretty sunset anywhere so main point stop throwing away money or you'll end up in a bad nursing home or force your parents into one, oh and the main thing everyone forgets is that time is money so your not just spending the 5+ grand on a trip but losing out on a full weeks paycheck so add somewhere around 2 grand to that total and that's hoping it doesn't make u short on taxes by the end of the year

  • @eldante4139
    @eldante4139 2 года назад +53

    I was engaged to get married a few years ago. All I wanted for the wedding was a small get together. I didn’t think a public show was needed. Getting married is about confirming the love that you have for each other. She wanted to invite so so many people. She wanted to have so many parties, plans and get together as ‘it was expected’. We set up the wedding, we planned it all, then just before the wedding, we realised that things were not right and we pulled the plug on everything. In a way, it’s just as well we didn’t go through with it. She married another guy within 6 months. I think she loves to be in the spotlight and to have this feeling of self importance.

    • @suvraneelsaha8973
      @suvraneelsaha8973 2 года назад +18

      man you did the right thing . this will have a butterfly effect on your life . you will realise this after some years how you saved yourself from hell . i wish you all the love and power

    • @terrytitus5291
      @terrytitus5291 Год назад +8

      Sounds like she was cheating on you,dodged a bullet,saved a few $$$

    • @alanlabriola3810
      @alanlabriola3810 Год назад +5

      There's literally nothing to be sad about here. Count your blessings, because you dodged a serious bullet. She was an attention slooot and isn't capable of truly loving anyone but herself

    • @deviousangel336
      @deviousangel336 Год назад +4

      How can you break off an engagement and then get married again within 6 months? She was 100% cheating. If not, it definitely shows that she views marriage as just a big party and not a serious commitment.

    • @Moonie787
      @Moonie787 Год назад +9

      The trash took itself out, my friend. I wish you all the very best.

  • @MsVee804
    @MsVee804 8 лет назад +363

    I'm new to the channel and I must say, This by far is the realist shit on RUclips. Subscribed.

    • @virtualnuke-bl5ym
      @virtualnuke-bl5ym 8 лет назад +1

      ^

    • @Fuzorz
      @Fuzorz 8 лет назад +4

      same. roger is awesome

    • @mountaincarjunkie3307
      @mountaincarjunkie3307 8 лет назад

      Yeaaah lol

    • @melted_cheetah
      @melted_cheetah 8 лет назад +1

      Same here man. I sub'd. Better than that vLog shit

    • @themoagoddess1820
      @themoagoddess1820 8 лет назад +4

      I love me some realist shit, keeps me grounded after the surrealist kind that normally floods my subscriptions and recommendations.

  • @anneh851
    @anneh851 3 года назад +14

    My oldest n dearest friend got married at her home. Her husband's brother was a minister. The dinner was potluck. She used her mother's rings. No gifts, as they already had everything they needed. And none of the silly games everyone hates like "too drunk to find my foot" or guessing the bride's bra size. It was truly fun. And 40 years later, they are still going strong. And instead of blowing their entire life's savings on a ceremony that lasts one afternoon, they sent their daughter to college. Take that, wedding industry. And while we're at it, the funeral industry as well. :)

  • @dallastaylor5479
    @dallastaylor5479 5 лет назад +303

    Married at justice of the peace 24 years ago. We both worked hard, retired at 55 with more savings than we can spend in the time we have left. Retirement is great, much better than I thought it was going to be. Probably because we are young enough to enjoy it. My wedding ring was $90. Plain gold band which is pretty scratched now. Don't care.

    • @deardarlingdollies5851
      @deardarlingdollies5851 5 лет назад +48

      Finally, a comment that's not bitter. Congratulations on your 24 years of marriage and I hope you have many more happy years.

    • @jjgamepro16
      @jjgamepro16 5 лет назад +1

      So give some of it to me :) $$

    • @tdl487
      @tdl487 5 лет назад +13

      That's awesome to hear! My fiancee and I are working that goal. My ring was $70 and everybody thinks its gorgeous and cost $500+. I'm proud of it and wouldn't change a thing!

    • @michaelflores9220
      @michaelflores9220 5 лет назад

      What do you think of the section of the video starting at 4:30?

    • @michaelflores9220
      @michaelflores9220 5 лет назад +1

      @@tdl487 What do you think of the section of the video starting at 4:30?

  • @wavelogic8471
    @wavelogic8471 5 лет назад +366

    Every time i drive by in front of a church and see a wedding going on, i think; somebody is about to make a big mistake.

    • @tsarkar3358
      @tsarkar3358 5 лет назад +1

      Exactly

    • @s.d.966
      @s.d.966 5 лет назад

      @BlueTiger9948 only in US though, I guess

    • @illusionbreaker7789
      @illusionbreaker7789 5 лет назад +2

      @@s.d.966 what are you smoking? Get out of your house and see for yourself. India is no more a land of cultured women.

    • @s.d.966
      @s.d.966 5 лет назад +1

      @@illusionbreaker7789 let's think about misogyny and growing problem of infanticide (of India) firstly.

    • @Angrycapitalist
      @Angrycapitalist 5 лет назад +5

      Lol run in yelling I object.

  • @vallianroke1375
    @vallianroke1375 3 года назад +152

    “Fools make feasts, wise men eat them” as poor Richard says

    • @MargaritaMagdalena
      @MargaritaMagdalena 3 года назад +6

      I don't think giving to others makes you a fool, and consuming makes you wise.

    • @ahtoshkaa
      @ahtoshkaa 3 года назад +7

      @@MargaritaMagdalena giving to people who don't give a shit about you makes you a fool.

    • @theforrester2780
      @theforrester2780 3 года назад +7

      He said feasts. Yes fools do extravagant things that don’t last

    • @thiscanadian5017
      @thiscanadian5017 3 года назад +1

      That doesn't really make any sense at all

    • @vallianroke1375
      @vallianroke1375 3 года назад +3

      @@thiscanadian5017 A quote from Banjamin Franklin. Those that make feasts are fools because it costs a fortune. Wise men eat at feasts because it costs them nothing at all.

  • @aristotle_4532
    @aristotle_4532 Год назад +8

    A wedding is a great example of what producing a film is like.

  • @quirky_trickster_dot
    @quirky_trickster_dot 8 лет назад +661

    Our marriage costs less than $1,000 total. Thirteen years later still going strong. Don't even have a diamond in my ring because it's more practical. Oh and my dress w/accessories cost less than 200. Fake flowers as well. I'm not cheap, I'm thrifty. :p

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 8 лет назад +13

      hell yeah

    • @kaunas888
      @kaunas888 8 лет назад +60

      And smart by not throwing your money away on a one day event.

    • @aylajade100
      @aylajade100 8 лет назад +38

      I was actually reading this study where it shows the last people spend on their wedding the longer they stay together

    • @aylajade100
      @aylajade100 8 лет назад +8

      +Ayla Spillman less not last

    • @brandonferguson8021
      @brandonferguson8021 8 лет назад +20

      +Ayla Spillman too late. now people know you can't spell lol jk

  • @MmC-vn1mf
    @MmC-vn1mf 8 лет назад +311

    best part: Fuck you pay me. lol

    • @Mike-dh5ur
      @Mike-dh5ur 8 лет назад +1

      i read that comment before watching whole vid. thought she's gonna divorce him and say that, wasn't disappointed

    • @sylvur
      @sylvur 8 лет назад +2

      Greatest one-liner... EVER!

    • @tylerperkinson1677
      @tylerperkinson1677 8 лет назад +3

      yeah, the whole 'fuck you, pay me' thing... it is great in a horrible way, lol. i saw a mugshot of a gang member in chattanooga with that TATOOED ON HIS FACE. no joke.

    • @raphaelking7898
      @raphaelking7898 8 лет назад +1

      Wrote by Jay-Z.
      In Kanye West -- Go Hard.

    • @KTBLGaming
      @KTBLGaming 8 лет назад +2

      Fuck you pay me. it was used by ray liotta in goodfellas nothing original

  • @pixiwix
    @pixiwix Год назад +89

    My husband and I got married 3 weeks after our first date (we met online 1 week before our first date). We went into the courthouse and walked out married. Everyone told us we rushed it and that it wasn't going to work out because we didn't know each other well enough. 😂 They were wrong. We're pushing 11 years now and our 10 year old son completed the package. Most the people with expensive weddings who told us we wouldn't make it are divorced, and some even expensively remarried. Your wedding says a lot about your individual character, and your individual character says a lot about the long term viability of your partnerships, up to and including marriage.

    • @joannot6706
      @joannot6706 Год назад +4

      Good for you, There is still time though, a lifetime is a long time. The national average marriage length is about 20 years in the US. I can't even imagine the heart break following a failed mariage. Honestly wish you the best!

    • @pixiwix
      @pixiwix Год назад +4

      @@joannot6706 while I appreciate your eternal optimism, till death means till death. Some people do still take commitments and vows seriously. It hasn't been a breeze getting to 11 years, but the commitment to one another that has gotten us to 11 will get us the rest of the way. ❤️

    • @SLOBeachboy
      @SLOBeachboy Год назад +14

      Actually, your friends were absolutely correct. After all, if my friend wants to point a gun at his head and pull the trigger once and I tell him he should not do that without first taking the time to make sure it's not loaded, I am not then wrong simply because nothing happened when he eventually did pull the trigger without checking. In other words, you got lucky. Nobody knows anyone well enough to get married after only 3 weeks. And even if you did, you have to ask yourself what the big hurry was. After all, everything in this universe has a finite life span and that includes romantic relationships. Your relationship is basically going to last as long as its going to last regardless of whether you are married or not. And in any case the emphasis should always be on finding the right partner and not simply on being married to someone. Marriage does not offer any actual security but people think it is does and so those who are very insecure in their relationship tend to want to marry very quickly. Like I said, you got lucky.

    • @pixiwix
      @pixiwix Год назад +3

      @@SLOBeachboy love at first sight is admittedly an illogical concept in theory and exceedingly rare in practical application so I would never expect anyone who hasn't experienced it to understand. I can't fault your opinion at all and would agree with you on principle. However, it takes zero pleasure away from proving them wrong over the years.

    • @thecentralscrutinizer304
      @thecentralscrutinizer304 Год назад +3

      11 years is nothing. Good luck.

  • @ludovicdauphin2960
    @ludovicdauphin2960 5 лет назад +756

    First , I married my wife ...
    Then , I met her ...

  • @Maxvr9999
    @Maxvr9999 3 года назад +120

    An uncle of me is an engineer. When he found out the cost of wedding rings, he made one himself out of a metal nut that he had.

  • @John231984
    @John231984 4 года назад +558

    When my sister Got married and everyone went up to congratulate her I said "Congrats on your first wedding" Her jaw dropped, and a year later they split. I knew it was a forced into wedding and that it was bogus.

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 3 года назад +14

      Stonks lol

    • @fwc0j
      @fwc0j 3 года назад +40

      @King White Knight don’t do your sister like that 😂😭

    • @dilanboskan2222
      @dilanboskan2222 3 года назад +20

      @King White Knight divorce material, nooo 😂

    • @MyGreenPathway
      @MyGreenPathway 3 года назад +4

      @King White Knight so you dislike your sister 🤔

    • @Fire_of756
      @Fire_of756 3 года назад +4

      I need context please.