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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @manasseh7
    @manasseh7 5 лет назад +28634

    A wise man once said to me, “love is grand but divorce is 100 grand.”

    • @analphalizard5204
      @analphalizard5204 5 лет назад +339

      🤣🤣

    • @ahmadsarwar6814
      @ahmadsarwar6814 5 лет назад +328

      GOOD ONE!

    • @jeremiahcouch1477
      @jeremiahcouch1477 5 лет назад +385

      My grandma when she was alive said love and marriage is like a ring around the asshole.now I know what that meant lmao

    • @bryanhernandez7557
      @bryanhernandez7557 5 лет назад +119

      Or 100 million.

    • @freddieh5539
      @freddieh5539 5 лет назад +482

      Why does it cost so much for a man to get divorced? Because it's WORTH IT.

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 4 года назад +10277

    My friend got married in the back yard of his parents house. His mom and grandma cooked the food for everyone and made the cake, our buddy was the DJ, and they were married by our physics teacher from highschool. It was probably the cheapest wedding I’d ever been too, but it was by far the best
    Edit: If you think this sounds awful, please, spend as much money as you possibly can on your wedding. No ones stopping you

    • @tankinator451
      @tankinator451 4 года назад +276

      Yazid Fahhama what’s so funny about it?

    • @nathaniel1069
      @nathaniel1069 4 года назад +28

      Chris Sherman Probably how pathetic it was

    • @tankinator451
      @tankinator451 4 года назад +593

      natethegreat explain, what about it was pathetic?

    • @ipshie
      @ipshie 4 года назад +179

      Jeez why so salty ? Somebody got a scolding from mommy

    • @ipaper9477
      @ipaper9477 4 года назад +408

      Ok, that was well thought out, the food must have been 100% quality old skool cooking....

  • @LucidDreamer54321
    @LucidDreamer54321 Год назад +1877

    The last wedding I went to was in a public park (which had really nice scenery for wedding photos). The bride and groom wore nice clothes that they already owned and had spent a couple hundred dollars on wedding rings. Instead of bringing gifts, the guests brought food for a pitch-in lunch. After the ceremony and lunch, we all played games. It was the only wedding I really enjoyed attending and the only one where children had something fun to do.

    • @RainbowSunshineRain
      @RainbowSunshineRain Год назад +25

      Awesome 🥰

    • @playdiscgolf1546
      @playdiscgolf1546 Год назад +118

      This is more how weddings used to be, and how they are SUPPOSED to be!

    • @nighttimedaytime1192
      @nighttimedaytime1192 Год назад +15

      @@playdiscgolf1546 i think weddings have only been like this during some sort of major war...

    • @lialy3071
      @lialy3071 Год назад +9

      oh that is so cool

    • @LucidDreamer54321
      @LucidDreamer54321 Год назад +1

      @nighttimedaytime1192 Obviously you are grossly ignorant of history.

  • @volrag
    @volrag 2 года назад +710

    "Fuck you, pay me" has to be the best summary of modern marriage.

  • @ohfuhkthis
    @ohfuhkthis 7 лет назад +13356

    My husband and I got married at the court house. A lot of people were upset from his side and my side, but we didn't feel like shelling out money for the entertainment of other people. It's our day, right? So who cares?

    • @VictorianRabbit3456
      @VictorianRabbit3456 7 лет назад +1016

      Chelsey I know what you mean. All of my girlfriend stop me when I talk about my simple intimate wedding. "No! You HAVE to have a wedding! You HAVE to have a part afterwards! You HAVE to make it super pretty and let us help you plan it!" Or! Or or~ I do an hour of planning and make myself happy. Weirdos.

    • @rdreynoldsbanana
      @rdreynoldsbanana 7 лет назад +583

      my wife and I did the exact same thing, except just at the DMV because court house added another $80 lol!

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 7 лет назад +470

      My wedding was a process. And long and involved process. But even though I would do it all again because it was a fun time, I tell all of my friends who aren't married yet to just go to city hall. Buy a nice dress and suit, totaling about $300 together, and then have a big party afterwards at the house or something. It can be done in a matter of days.

    • @gubtefumcki6399
      @gubtefumcki6399 7 лет назад +162

      Sucky sucky 5 Dolla
      Need I say more?

    • @justusstern9125
      @justusstern9125 7 лет назад +105

      It "YOUR day" ? Why? For WHAT?!? Welcome to the trap !

  • @jonplaud
    @jonplaud 5 лет назад +5514

    My fiance's sister told me, "Small wedding, long marriage".

    • @Violetta1912
      @Violetta1912 5 лет назад +425

      This must be true, ours cost £4,000 (including a honeymoon in Italy) and we had 21 guests. We’ve been together 33 years, married 24 years and neither of us are going anywhere. My cousin spent £70,000 and it was over in 3 years.

    • @pizza6383
      @pizza6383 5 лет назад +171

      @@Violetta1912 F for ur cousin

    • @SlayerRunefrost
      @SlayerRunefrost 5 лет назад +119

      She's lying brah. Mine was 450(price of the license), was at the courthouse, and like 10 people were there. We got divorced 7 1/2 years later.

    • @SlayerRunefrost
      @SlayerRunefrost 5 лет назад +6

      @Christina Reynolds pretty much

    • @dittohead7044
      @dittohead7044 5 лет назад +55

      $500 or less = 46 years now

  • @luizmichaeldimasuhid1424
    @luizmichaeldimasuhid1424 4 года назад +2272

    "Fuck you, Pay me"
    -every EA game ever

  • @johnr5252
    @johnr5252 Год назад +1255

    By all means let’s pay $25K for a wedding that has a 50/50 chance of ending in divorce, and makes everyone anxious, and miserable.
    Go to the courthouse, get married, and go on a nice honeymoon. Then come home and put that money towards a down payment on a house.

    • @scipher99
      @scipher99 Год назад +52

      This is the way.

    • @theSword-
      @theSword- Год назад +75

      Nope. Don't get married at all. Marriage doesn't offer a man anything he can't get for free by staying unmarried.
      I live by these 3 pillars.
      1. No marriage.
      2. No living together.
      3. No kids.
      These 3 have served me very well, and it keeps the women from getting that lazy attitude that they think they can just chunk-up and butch-up.
      And today, women have no dowery anyway, not even their virginity.

    • @DaneInTheUS
      @DaneInTheUS Год назад +104

      ​@@theSword-what the actual .....

    • @MGross-jb4vw
      @MGross-jb4vw Год назад +106

      @@DaneInTheUS Dammit, someone from the Manosphere left the cage unlocked again...

    • @taralohman6492
      @taralohman6492 Год назад +17

      @@theSword-you sound nice

  • @okthennone
    @okthennone 4 года назад +2134

    I managed a high end venue on the beach in San Diego. We held 3-4 weddings a week and most weddings were 50k plus. All I saw was stress and completely unoriginal weddings. I witnessed nearly 250 weddings and they all ended with me being turning the lights on at 11pm and at every wedding the bride realizing she just wasted 50k on a 8 hour party and she didn’t turn into a princess. Don’t have a big expensive wedding...nobody cares.

    • @rorisangpitswane3595
      @rorisangpitswane3595 4 года назад +199

      Pop culture and social media often romanticizes the human experience...peer pressure can lead people to feel like they have to uphold some standard or tradition when deep down they may not want to.

    • @Ad1nfernum
      @Ad1nfernum 4 года назад +87

      okthennone Agreed. Fact is if the people you invite to your wedding aren’t people you see or speak to on a regular basis, they probably don’t give a shit and are only there to be polite. Not worth wasting the money. My parents threw a BBQ the next day for the extended family who wasn’t invited to the wedding, which makes way more sense to me.

    • @Dan_Chiron
      @Dan_Chiron 4 года назад +39

      @Rachel Smith Still, it's an event designed to drain as much money as you can (not) afford. Maybe it won't cost you 50k, but it will certainly be an 8h party on your and/or your family savings (or worse, debt).

    • @jayhovah5621
      @jayhovah5621 4 года назад +21

      Depends on if the parents are paying for it, all the lame crap in a wedding is for the parents...

    • @QuidamByMoonlight
      @QuidamByMoonlight 4 года назад +1

      Right on!

  • @AlexLopezTorres
    @AlexLopezTorres 4 года назад +3263

    I only spent 2 grand on my wedding and been married for 22 years. My cousin spent 25 grand and got divorced in 8 months. Go figure.

    • @BlondeQtie
      @BlondeQtie 4 года назад +198

      Means nothing. We married just the two of us and his brother was there to take pictures. Paid 300€ (papers only, had a nice white dress from prom), and I walked out after 5 years. He thought "We are married now, she won't go anywhere so I can behave like a lazy asshole" over the years.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 года назад +89

      For guys, the cheapest marriage starts with a lengthy prenup. It also works as a test to figure out any potential hidden agendas during the proposal.

    • @BlondeQtie
      @BlondeQtie 4 года назад +57

      @@mikitz prenups are not always considered. If she was "stressed" signing it, it's worthless

    • @Kellendras1
      @Kellendras1 4 года назад +130

      Some people care more about the wedding than they do,the marriage

    • @pattygould8240
      @pattygould8240 4 года назад +6

      @@mikitzwhy for guys?

  • @ttc99wilson
    @ttc99wilson 4 года назад +5276

    Never sign a contract with someone who benefits if they break the contract....

    • @juainott5281
      @juainott5281 4 года назад +245

      Words to live by

    • @kaiawe1515
      @kaiawe1515 4 года назад +71

      You said it, chewy!

    • @jeanalexandre1105
      @jeanalexandre1105 4 года назад +88

      That's why you lease with the option to buy

    • @HippieJoe
      @HippieJoe 4 года назад +92

      prenup helps a lot 🙌
      Although it does set up the marriage for failure so its kinda a double edge sword.

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 4 года назад +31

      That’s what prenups are for

  • @chillinreptilian6751
    @chillinreptilian6751 3 года назад +659

    My parents were poor when they got married, I mean my dad just got out of the army, my mom worked part time in a factory, so my mom made her own wedding dress using old curtains, my dad was wearing his uniform, the reception was at my grandparents apartment and the guests brought the food. My parents are still happily married. 🙂

  • @bradclarke404
    @bradclarke404 4 года назад +2693

    I got married to the girl I grew up with. We knew each other's faults and decided that we could live with each other. My wife also decided that there shouldn't be any debt the day after our wedding so we had a small wedding with relatives and a few very close friends.
    I was the happiest man in the world for over 33 years, unfortunately my wife died in 2018 from diabetic complications.
    Unfortunately, people are getting married for the wrong reasons and some aren't even in love.

    • @ashishdevadig2835
      @ashishdevadig2835 3 года назад +185

      Sorry for your loss, Sir. 🙏

    • @bradclarke404
      @bradclarke404 3 года назад +74

      @@ashishdevadig2835 Thank you very much

    • @non-secular963
      @non-secular963 3 года назад +126

      The girl you chose was actually very matured .. Stay strong dude

    • @bradclarke404
      @bradclarke404 3 года назад +46

      @@non-secular963 Thank you very much.

    • @LaSouthernGemini
      @LaSouthernGemini 3 года назад +54

      You had the best situation b/c you two crossed paths by growing up and you got to enjoy it by choice for over 3 decades later ... but you know that. Good for you. I also see many couples marrying for the incorrect reasons.

  • @boeuf-in9oe
    @boeuf-in9oe 5 лет назад +3707

    Showed this to a relative about to get married. She wasn’t as amused as I was.

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 5 лет назад +193

      Engagement ring usually 2 months' salary??? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GOLD...FREAKIN' GOLD!!!

    • @LetThereBeLightxx
      @LetThereBeLightxx 5 лет назад +91

      boeuf3000 she’s a female, of course not

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 5 лет назад +25

      Well F her, it's the 21st century - get with the program

    • @rweb-dh9pf
      @rweb-dh9pf 5 лет назад +99

      @@guyincognito9484 At least Gold can be re-sold for its melt value. Money spent on weddings is lost forever.

    • @lukeroberts8322
      @lukeroberts8322 5 лет назад +133

      Showed this to my girlfriend, she wasn't very happy but at least she doesn't want to get married anymore!

  • @patrickchubey3127
    @patrickchubey3127 5 лет назад +2475

    You could spend tons of money on a wedding ,,,,,, OR you could spend the money on a down payment for a house, furniture and appliances and a decent car. YOUR choice.

    • @madison_kr
      @madison_kr 5 лет назад +62

      Patrick Chubey YES YES YES!! I don’t want anything fancy and I have family members who keep saying well choose what’s most important to you and put the most money on that. I don’t care about any of that, what’s most important to me is the actual marriage. So, immediate family somewhere free in a reasonably priced dress and call it a day!

    • @br9760
      @br9760 5 лет назад +35

      Even then, you should have a house and car before you get married.

    • @esdrassalgado8850
      @esdrassalgado8850 5 лет назад +11

      Patrick Chubey or another idea is to spend it on a longer honeymoon.

    • @therecogniser2122
      @therecogniser2122 5 лет назад +10

      But houses and cars are also scam.

    • @juliabensonreazin7672
      @juliabensonreazin7672 5 лет назад +57

      That's exactly what my husband and I did. I got married in a leather mini dress (it was the 90's), something I already owned, ditched the rings, and my hubby wore a leather jacket and jeans. We got married at the court house and had a party at home with our closest friends and family. I think the booze costs more then getting married at the court house. We went to a local hot springs for our honeymoon (super cheap) and it all costs less than a eight hundred dollars. We've been married for 24 years. We put our saving towards our 3-bedroom condo not a one day event, and it's almost paid off. Sorry big wedding are over rated.

  • @lazywallstreetnews7234
    @lazywallstreetnews7234 3 года назад +353

    My dad is a pastor and I've been to so many weddings and funerals I lost count. He would even use the same suit for both ceremonies. He never charged any money and tried to counsel the couples financially and emotionally. I thought when I was younger it was cheap but as I got older I realized he was doing these couples such a huge favor and giving them a leg up on life. Kudos to you, dad!

    • @btsarmyforever3816
      @btsarmyforever3816 3 года назад +1

      I hope he at least washed that suit between the two ceremonies. Cause one is a celebration and another is mourning. If he used it without washing...it can curse the bride and groom. Hope he changed shoes too cause at a funeral obv it's a cemetery soil.

    • @thebloodwolf9906
      @thebloodwolf9906 2 года назад +6

      God bless your father.

    • @Divino_1
      @Divino_1 Год назад +3

      ​@@btsarmyforever3816😂 funny dude

    • @Divino_1
      @Divino_1 Год назад

      You're lucky one. You've a great dad indeed.

    • @cybersora
      @cybersora Год назад

      ​@@btsarmyforever3816superstition

  • @TheSickNeeds
    @TheSickNeeds 3 года назад +2954

    One of my best friends and his fiancé were fed up with all the planning and expectations. They said "fuck it! lets get this over with" and moved their wedding up from a year away to two weeks away! Brilliant move....the attention went from "how fancy will it be" to "can they pull it off?". It became very exciting to witness....people offered to make food, offered to make a cake.... it became a family/community effort.....it was an amazing wedding full of amazing people and didn't put anyone in the poor house!!!!

    • @linuxbasic3399
      @linuxbasic3399 3 года назад +192

      if this happens in india... people will think bride is pregnant...

    • @meikonamo5863
      @meikonamo5863 3 года назад +29

      Holy crap that's really beautiful I wish where I am they did that too

    • @TheSickNeeds
      @TheSickNeeds 3 года назад +33

      @@linuxbasic3399 HAHAHA! India is just like the rest of the world in that respect then!

    • @LaSouthernGemini
      @LaSouthernGemini 3 года назад +16

      Good move. They did it right.

    • @badgamer66220
      @badgamer66220 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, they all will remember that day after they will divorce, regretting everything

  • @brentshearer5757
    @brentshearer5757 5 лет назад +3901

    If people spent as much time, effort, and money on their marriages as they did on their weddings, there would be far fewer divorces.

    • @builder396
      @builder396 5 лет назад +136

      Problem is, after the marriage they dont have the money or energy for that anymore.

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 лет назад +132

      incorrect. . . #1 cause of a divorce is because the woman got "bored." This is not exaggerated or made up.

    • @brentshearer5757
      @brentshearer5757 5 лет назад +9

      @@builder396 They don't have the money or energy for what anymore?

    • @Delimon007
      @Delimon007 5 лет назад +52

      @@brentshearer5757
      There are so many articles about this now that I feel like you've been living in a closet. Most divorces have been initiated by women and their excuse is that they were "bored." This is a statement that I have seen more times than I can count and many studies have shown as well. It has a lot less to do with the man who has everything to lose mistreating the woman, and more about the woman who has everything to gain, taking away the man's resources.

    • @marschma
      @marschma 5 лет назад +85

      @@Delimon007 are you for real, your proof is a google search with huffington post "5 reasons why" as the first result lmao
      Sorry your gf left you but dont go around claiming wild things blaming all divorces on women without backing it up
      Small tip: saying "its common knowledge!!1!11" doesnt make it more right.
      Come back with an actual scientific study.

  • @cookiemonster2630
    @cookiemonster2630 5 лет назад +2517

    My sister got married in a park with only two other people present. All she bought was a decent dress and the rings lol

    • @maroulio2067
      @maroulio2067 5 лет назад +146

      We also did that, but I didn't buy a dress as I had my mother's and wore it without alterations. It fit well enough for the few hours I had it on.

    • @syedadil1012
      @syedadil1012 5 лет назад +44

      but, its cheap, girl don't like it

    • @cookiemonster2630
      @cookiemonster2630 5 лет назад +183

      syed adil why does money matter if you’re marrying the love of your life?

    • @AlexanderSiassi
      @AlexanderSiassi 5 лет назад +225

      @@syedadil1012 bc not all women are gold diggers. A lot out there are more than happy being modest and spending the money on the more important things in life. You know....like actually living a worthwhile life together as a couple instead of putting on a fake show for fake people

    • @syedadil1012
      @syedadil1012 5 лет назад +21

      @@AlexanderSiassi you are right

  • @drudiogenes8544
    @drudiogenes8544 2 года назад +334

    Seriously, I am so happy and proud of every person on this thread that flipped off the wedding industry and socially reinforced family expectations in the name of peace of mind and common sense.

    • @DanCooper404
      @DanCooper404 2 года назад +33

      My wife and I had a big wedding planned (her idea). But then the pandemic hit. We had to scramble to change our plans, and ended up getting married in our backyard and saving around $13,000. The weather was good and everybody enjoyed it. Instead of spending $900 on a DJ like we had originally planned, for instance, my nephew played DJ for 20 bucks, using my phone and an $8 Bluetooth speaker. We bought some flowers, but they were all live ones in pots. We danced, ate pizza, and drank cheap champagne in our own backyard while listening to old love songs. It was glorious. With the money we saved, we instead bought 10 acres of recreational land that we'll have for the rest of our lives. (My idea).

    • @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija
      @SaveznaRepublikaJugoslavija Год назад +3

      @@DanCooper404 sounds nice

    • @jonessoda4me1
      @jonessoda4me1 Год назад +5

      @@DanCooper404happy husband, happy refund, good investment

    • @aeskalisdiablo2943
      @aeskalisdiablo2943 Год назад +4

      It is much better to start a marriage off with no debt.

    • @Skaxarrat
      @Skaxarrat Год назад +1

      I'm 39, 12 years with my girlfriend. Still not married and we won't.

  • @jasonbrown4526
    @jasonbrown4526 5 лет назад +2620

    Cake: $4
    Wedding Cake: $466

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 4 года назад +136

      No cake: 0$.

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 4 года назад +4

      @Jester you mean the first one is meant for after the wedding when the couple se*

    • @michaelsmith953
      @michaelsmith953 4 года назад +26

      when i buy a cake its like $12 ... im being robbed

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 4 года назад +9

      @@michaelsmith953 hmm.. yeah i can make a super good one for 10 people for 7 euros and it feeds them better than the fluffy filled with air chip bag ones

    • @iLikeCoffee777
      @iLikeCoffee777 4 года назад +15

      Walmart 2 layer cake: $35 (serves up to 64 people)

  • @davebirney
    @davebirney 9 лет назад +523

    heres a terrifying wedding horror story:
    the last wedding i went to was exactly like the one before,
    the one before was exactly like the one before that etc etc etc
    its basically just like some kind of groundhog day nightmare just with different people each time

    • @Tamizushi
      @Tamizushi 9 лет назад +37

      +Dave Birney My sister's wedding was different. They rented a big tent on her husband's father's land and they had a big potluck on a lake beach. The party costed less then what they received through gifts. Cause fuck the system.

    • @SoullessAIMusic
      @SoullessAIMusic 9 лет назад +6

      +Dave Birney My Brother had a Hawaiian Themed wedding! It costs 400 dollars and it was the best wedding I ever been to!

    • @Rathial
      @Rathial 9 лет назад +6

      +Dave Birney The last wedding I went to involved the bride making out with the bridemaids everyone getting wasted and having a rave then I somehow ended up with my half bro doing burnouts on top of a 6 story building. so yeah neato

    • @davebirney
      @davebirney 9 лет назад +1

      ***** thats more like it. different at least

    • @seannibal
      @seannibal 9 лет назад

      +Dave Birney You know you make me want to SHOUT

  • @desnicar
    @desnicar 8 лет назад +4770

    You forgot to mention the biggest money maker from marriage.
    Divorce.

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +56

      Triggered, dude? ;)

    • @X02Overdose
      @X02Overdose 8 лет назад +101

      +Accu91 He's the guy living under the bridge that's about to go to jail for not paying his alimony 😂😂😂

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +68

      *****
      Then I'm sorry for you, that you've got to learn the sad truth the hard way. I woul disagree in the sentence: "Never trust a woman ever!"
      I would just say: Never marry ever. And when you do, make a contract in the first place. Or live in a free relationship with no strict borders.

    • @Accu91
      @Accu91 8 лет назад +47

      *****
      Ok, then what about not to marry in the first place. Seems the perfect solution for me, since marriage is a relict from the past.

    • @douglaselliott8298
      @douglaselliott8298 8 лет назад +38

      Or the soon incurred massive debt-slavery for a nice suburban breeding pen aka (a home) and all the trappings of engineered consumerism . Divorce Corp. is an excelent documentary on the profiteering in the "family law" industry.

  • @gracezaky1192
    @gracezaky1192 Год назад +246

    the two months salary saying is such an obvious admittance to corporate control of weddings that it's a wonder people still take it seriously

    • @eldersprig
      @eldersprig Год назад +11

      Successful deBeers ads

    • @small_ed
      @small_ed Год назад +12

      People will believe what they've been conditioned to believe.

    • @kjluckey
      @kjluckey Год назад +6

      I thought it was 3?

    • @sharonefee1426
      @sharonefee1426 Год назад +8

      2 months? Sounds like a dream... Where I live it's more like half a year (cause you split it with another person). And you should have average salary (and let us not forget average goes up by radical values, a.k.a multi rich)

    • @hughmc1133
      @hughmc1133 Год назад +3

      ​@@kjluckeyit was 3 in Japan

  • @14hereigo
    @14hereigo 4 года назад +704

    Here's a real question. Why not have a court wedding, but the best damn honeymoon ever? Like seriously? A wedding is literally one day! But a honey moon is about a week!

    • @BlondeQtie
      @BlondeQtie 4 года назад +56

      Another idea is to tell the guests that you don't need china or a toaster but a fair share of the costs. Through a nice party for everyone, not only "the princess", have a blast together. A friend of mine got more money out than he spent xD

    • @allswal7708
      @allswal7708 4 года назад +3

      EXACTLY

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 4 года назад +2

      @@BlondeQtie
      Genius

    • @alisajwani4538
      @alisajwani4538 4 года назад +2

      but what if we have an expensive wedding and a expensive honeymoon

    • @TheAmusingOddities
      @TheAmusingOddities 4 года назад

      Yus

  • @jimlaguardia8185
    @jimlaguardia8185 5 лет назад +493

    I performed as musician at hundreds of weddings, at which I would say, “Ladies and gentlemen, let’s have a big hand for the two happiest people here tonight, (applause) the caterer and his wife!” (laughter)

  • @Gangstabob716
    @Gangstabob716 8 лет назад +610

    This should be played before every wedding lol

    • @CaptchaNeon
      @CaptchaNeon 8 лет назад +22

      Yeah he should follow them around and say each thing at different times like when they're getting ready to call the wedding photographer, the DJ and the caterer lol.

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 8 лет назад +32

      Gangstabob716
      "…before every wedding planning."
      FTFY

    • @hayamousa6512
      @hayamousa6512 7 лет назад

      Gangstabob716 yes plz stop marrying and having kids so that migrants can have your country

    • @samuraidesempregado9693
      @samuraidesempregado9693 7 лет назад

      Haya Mousa at least they didn’t vote on trump

    • @uflstallions_dynasty
      @uflstallions_dynasty 10 месяцев назад

      Please no lmao

  • @katpage9378
    @katpage9378 2 года назад +154

    The idea of a wedding with a whole bunch of people and all this attention on me and my relationship has always repelled me. I don’t even want my parents there lol

    • @cesruhf2605
      @cesruhf2605 Год назад +8

      the only ones i want there are my parents lol no cousin or uncle/aunt that never talk to me

    • @jithinff8686
      @jithinff8686 Год назад

      same brother same mindset glad to find like minded people@@cesruhf2605

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 9 месяцев назад +4

      I agree. I’ve never liked being around my gf with other people around. Private time is much more intimate.

  • @alexandrefreitas9295
    @alexandrefreitas9295 6 лет назад +901

    And it seems to me every romantic comedy movie or series is secretly an ad for the wedding industry.

  • @Cynnas
    @Cynnas 7 лет назад +1521

    We got married at City hall and had a backyard BBQ for some close family and friends, no photographer, no paid music, no florist, no gift registry, no wedding dress and no diamond rings. Then we spent a month on our honeymoon backpacking around 3 countries. 13 years later no regrets.

  • @thetanvan5833
    @thetanvan5833 6 лет назад +704

    I know people who have literally had no food in the house, ate at soup kitchens for weeks, can't pay their bills, are in debt up to their eyeballs, and cry because their bank account is constantly overdrawn; all while simultaneously shelling out thousands to pay for a "fairytale wedding" to trick people into thinking they're rich and classy....yet, if I got married in my backyard, had people wear whatever they wanted, had a potluck type reception, and basically kept things inexpensive, these same people would more than likely think that was trashy and sad....yet I have food in the house, my bills are paid, I OWN my house, car, and am in no debt whatsoever, and my bank account is in the black....still, sadly, most folks only care about an illusion....

    • @AlfredTheBrave
      @AlfredTheBrave 5 лет назад +37

      @BlueTiger9948 this is why weddings should be strictly a religious ceremony. westerners are gonna have a horrible awakening when they realise how bad abandoning christianity was for society.

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 5 лет назад +1

      mah nigga.
      stay the way you are

    • @ellaalvelo2109
      @ellaalvelo2109 5 лет назад +19

      Personally, I don’t give a shit about what people will think about when I have my wedding if it’s inexpensive and they think it’s cheap and sad, it’s my wedding. You don’t like it? Don’t show up. More cake for me!!!

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 лет назад +5

      @@AlfredTheBrave, hang on, what? Christianity says it's a covenant before God and so must last forever, so how would not abandoning Christianity avoid the problem BlueTiger mentioned?

    • @Deschutron
      @Deschutron 5 лет назад +1

      @BlueTiger9948 surely it's still fine to sign a contract, if it's fair and reasonable.

  • @aznmegs
    @aznmegs 2 года назад +136

    We almost threw a reception type wedding, but it was postponed due to covid. My husband and I decided to drop it and elope. Looking back, if everyone who we invited to the wedding came, we would regret a good handful of them now.
    Best. Decision. Ever.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri Год назад +3

      By the power invested in me by the keyboard, I pronounce you Normie. and Normie. .

  • @riverraisin1
    @riverraisin1 4 года назад +1432

    20 years ago my friend spent $30,000 on his daughter's wedding, cuz she had to have the best. 6 months later she was divorced and Dad was working as much overtime as he could to pay the debt.

    • @g.t7380
      @g.t7380 4 года назад +47

      Wow lmao

    • @AugerHybrid
      @AugerHybrid 4 года назад +102

      Soon after that dad went MGTOW

    • @aufache
      @aufache 4 года назад +184

      Sad to trade your fathers limited time, presence, and wellbeing for a wedding day

    • @frenzen9651
      @frenzen9651 3 года назад +3

      😐

    • @hubcrow
      @hubcrow 3 года назад +44

      Well that's fuckin depressing

  • @yogidemis8513
    @yogidemis8513 5 лет назад +3740

    My ex girlfriend said that she wanted to spend 50 grand on our Wedding. There's a reason why she is my ex! (No joke)

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 лет назад +280

      Wise choice

    • @youngmedi8447
      @youngmedi8447 5 лет назад +60

      Did you have the money to afford it lol

    • @tk7806
      @tk7806 5 лет назад +111

      That's the price of a brand new BMW...

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 5 лет назад +130

      @@tk7806 Which is almost as bad of an investment. Ever seen how many Bimmers are on consignment lots, selling for 1/15th of their initial price? Garbage!

    • @bobjoe109
      @bobjoe109 5 лет назад +56

      @@jalderink Good point. Instead you could get a Tesla Model 3 with Full Self Driving for $50k which is a far better investment

  • @reyes2446
    @reyes2446 5 лет назад +763

    World's shortest fairytale...
    Once upon a time there was a handsome Prince. The Prince was in love with a beautiful Princess.
    One day the Prince asked the princess to get married but she said no and he lived happily ever after...

    • @sharonmax6968
      @sharonmax6968 5 лет назад +26

      trained eye I like this story because it’s more realistic lol 👍🏿

    • @the7esla989
      @the7esla989 5 лет назад +25

      And then he spent every day at the bar and the clubs
      And spent his money on whiskey and f****d a different girl every day. And had tons of money!!
      Then he finally got up from the toilet seat!!

    • @marcturk4410
      @marcturk4410 5 лет назад +31

      Is this the part were he does lines of cocaine on young strippers asses

    • @MrGiggi81181
      @MrGiggi81181 5 лет назад +27

      Man I wish I knew this 10 years ago. I would’ve never got married. #thestressisnojoke

    • @kilsonspany9094
      @kilsonspany9094 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHAHAAH awesome stuff

  • @CZpersi
    @CZpersi Год назад +103

    LOL, me and my wife have wedding rings out of surgical steel. Costs about 20 dollars a piece and lasts forever like our love. 😂

  • @kjr8660
    @kjr8660 5 лет назад +707

    Typical love story:
    1)Spend over 20 grand on wedding
    2)Find out you two aren't compatible and hate each other for a few months/years
    3)Spend over 20 grand on divorce

    • @frogyman4162
      @frogyman4162 5 лет назад +65

      Don't forget child support

    • @crassianleviathan6187
      @crassianleviathan6187 4 года назад +22

      The secret is to disown the child

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 4 года назад +16

      My hubby and dated for a year and a half (long distance) before we got engaged, then we spent $2000 on the wedding and a lot of the stuff was ether things we already had, for things for food and stuff like that (I spent $100 on my dress and I still wear it ❤️ I’m actually gonna wear it tomorrow)

    • @LizardCane
      @LizardCane 4 года назад +7

      @@frogyman4162 and alimony

    • @789irvin
      @789irvin 4 года назад +2

      Exactly! Hollywood has duped the masses!

  • @jackcassidy7317
    @jackcassidy7317 6 лет назад +1387

    I do wedding photography and this is a hundred percent correct.

    • @tatianasanchez8514
      @tatianasanchez8514 6 лет назад +47

      im a photographer and people tried to convince me to do wedding photography cause 'it's loooots of moneeeeey' lol but hey, do you, you gotta eat!

    • @jettqk1
      @jettqk1 6 лет назад +32

      Yeah, the video didn't even mention the cost and annoyance of wedding pics. I've also photographed some weddings, and it recently occurred to me just how stupid and forced all those traditional poses are.

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 6 лет назад +12

      Jett Allyson The poses, the family is nagging the wedding photographer about how they want their photos to look. Speaking of poses, you have kids that would not stand still.

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 6 лет назад +16

      Technically speaking, you're part of the problem.

    • @FaridShahidinejad
      @FaridShahidinejad 6 лет назад +29

      Also, let's be honest. Do wedding photos need to look amazing? After the wedding, you'll likely never see the photos until years later for a few minutes. I was happy with everyone sending me the photos they took.

  • @eddienajera5762
    @eddienajera5762 5 лет назад +1208

    “A stranger to plug in his iPod instead” I’m so dead 😂😂😂

    • @aabdulr
      @aabdulr 5 лет назад +4

      Eddie Najera that killed me 😂

    • @tanyamorris7286
      @tanyamorris7286 5 лет назад +6

      Your iPod + *BEATS BY DRE*

    • @lindokuhlenhlanhla8670
      @lindokuhlenhlanhla8670 5 лет назад +15

      He doesn't have a degree 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tamaraleon395
      @tamaraleon395 5 лет назад

      Love your comment.

    • @AJ42K
      @AJ42K 4 года назад

      I will hire family. They are cheaper.

  • @roflmows
    @roflmows Год назад +84

    back in 2002, my wife and i checked out a destination wedding. $7200, not counting accommodations, food, rings, or travel??? haha, yeah right. like we were gonna pay $10-11k for a wedding.
    we ended up spending $1900 cash (which we saved beforehand) for a destination wedding in new orleans, which we drove to. i paid $1300 for her modest engagement ring + band, which is what she wanted. my band is silicone and cost about two dollars.
    we splurged a little on a nice B&B and a nice dinner the night we got married. total price tag, plus gas + food for the week: about $4400.
    never bothered us at all. it's the way we wanted it, because neither of us cared about fancy weddings. we just wanted to be married and have a life together.
    21 years later, here we are, still happily married.

    • @jenji6658
      @jenji6658 Год назад +1

      Congrats on your happiness ! But pray tell, what is a band in this context ?

  • @funkotron9198
    @funkotron9198 8 лет назад +3588

    Fact - The more expensive the wedding, the higher chance it ends in divorce.

    • @ElliottAlderDraco
      @ElliottAlderDraco 8 лет назад +243

      One of the top reasons in divorce is differences in finance.

    • @slenpaiwashere3599
      @slenpaiwashere3599 8 лет назад +87

      well i guess that's why my parents never divorced

    • @2bituser569
      @2bituser569 8 лет назад +58

      +The Back of Beyond agreed and put the $$ towards practical things like a house or saving for retirement.

    • @BuckInEars
      @BuckInEars 8 лет назад +118

      You know why divorce is so expensive?... Because it's worth it.

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 8 лет назад +64

      It's a fact. The institution of marriage has nothing to do with love, sure there are symbolic meanings/gestures but it is more for legal and financial benefits.
      If there is more focus, time spent and planning on the wedding then the relationship preceding it, there's a good chance the marriage will dissolve shortly after.

  • @Kingofredeyes
    @Kingofredeyes 5 лет назад +1104

    "Spend 2 months salary on a wedding ring"
    My fiance picked a $45 ring for hers lol. I tried to get her something better and she wouldn't let me. Guess I'm lucky.

    • @touxiong519
      @touxiong519 5 лет назад +111

      Should have gotten an onion ring, at least you could eat it later.

    • @burrito255
      @burrito255 5 лет назад +5

      @killermeh meh LOL

    • @jeffpansini9612
      @jeffpansini9612 5 лет назад +17

      I guess it's safe to say, you don't live in Southern California.

    • @davidmuir405
      @davidmuir405 5 лет назад +23

      $45 is a lot of money. I think that's a fair amount to spend on wedding ring.

    • @vangelaobli
      @vangelaobli 5 лет назад +29

      Well, $45 is my 2 month's salary 😅😭

  • @lynnprestgard5417
    @lynnprestgard5417 4 года назад +4363

    Don't forget the 3 rings of marriage:
    1st : Engagement ring
    2nd: Wedding ring
    3rd: Suffering

  • @eleele-ui5il
    @eleele-ui5il Год назад +66

    Long ago, wedding was a means to solidify the marriage. Villagers gathered and all were witnesses. Yes, the marriage took place, we all saw it. An engagement ring, presented by the groom, served as a kind of security, if the man broke his promise, the woman kept the ring as a compensation. But now all these rituals are obsolete.

  • @hadracks
    @hadracks 3 года назад +331

    As a kid my father said "The more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage." I think he was being snarky and cheap at the same time but I have seen lots of weddings and the trend seems to hold.

    • @DellaStreet123
      @DellaStreet123 2 года назад +18

      Sometimes it's true. My parents got married in a civil ceremony with only five other people attending, then they went home, nothing more. No fancy dress, no formal suit. They will soon be able to celebrate their Golden Jubilee. If they choose to.

    • @deviousangel336
      @deviousangel336 Год назад +31

      It makes sense. The more money you spend on a wedding , the more you care about the event itself rather than the person you're marrying. If you have a cheap and simpler wedding, it shows that you don't care as much about the ceremony and just want to spend time with your SO. Obviously, there are exceptions. Some people just want a nice, fancy wedding. But you don't need to go overboard and spend like 30k just for a party.

    • @alansun70
      @alansun70 Год назад +1

      I wish to experience it. Solo living isn't exciting. I couldn't survive the friendless lifestyle long term.

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks Год назад +7

      @@alansun70 Being married is very different than spending a lot of money on the wedding. Also unmarried and friendless are different dimensions- some married people have no friends, including the spouse, and some unmarried people have loads of friends. But I hear the sentiment.

    • @matinaki1644
      @matinaki1644 Год назад

      I would say the more fake a marriage because I have seen fake marriages last for 40 and more years.

  • @AdamFlanders
    @AdamFlanders 4 года назад +1326

    "These are pleasant-smelling remains of murdered plant life." lol

    • @dominguezcharles3069
      @dominguezcharles3069 3 года назад +30

      Vegans must be shaking rn

    • @eveoff
      @eveoff 3 года назад +20

      @@dominguezcharles3069 Im a vegan and im horified. :D This guy is so funny.

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 года назад +4

      Murder is the deliberate killing of a human being. Plants are not human beings, therefore the word "murdered" doesn't apply here.

    • @Tihi92
      @Tihi92 3 года назад +5

      Alright. Killed plants will do.

    • @nevadag606
      @nevadag606 3 года назад +5

      Might be more expensive but because I’m an orchid lover it might cost more but if I have a wedding I want potted orchids (really pretty ones) on the tables so that instead of throwing them away I get to take home a fuck ton of my favorite flowers👀. Side note: I used to be a server for weddings and sometimes we got to take the leftover flowers home :)

  • @Electronica4Life
    @Electronica4Life 5 лет назад +1518

    My first marriage I did all this ridiculous shit. It was an epic waste of money and ended in divorce about a year later. My second marriage was at the courthouse for $86... and ten years later we still actually like one another! haha! These videos are great.

    • @the_rover1
      @the_rover1 5 лет назад +54

      are you male or female? your text suits to a male person, while your avatar seems to indicate to a female person. I'm confused.

    • @Silly-Little-Mama
      @Silly-Little-Mama 5 лет назад +70

      Same here. Blew tons of money on first wedding that ended in divorce. Remarried at the courthouse, showed up in our jeans and t-shirts. Very happily married. I’d marry him again in a heartbeat.

    • @neilanderson4568
      @neilanderson4568 5 лет назад +38

      first wedding ( marriage ) for financial sercurity.. second cuz she got bored and lonely ( needed cock )...

    • @texarican1489
      @texarican1489 5 лет назад +13

      I thought you married for love... but hey at least you still actually like one another.

    • @mrghoul8407
      @mrghoul8407 5 лет назад

      Gratz :)

  • @feck2594
    @feck2594 2 года назад +52

    My wedding was the beginning of the worst 12 years of my life . My divorce was the beginning of the best 6 year's of my life . We both ended up with 2 great kid's in the process and I know this is extremely rare but we get along way better apart than we every had together. I can't even remember the last time we argued about anything. We share custody of our kid's and can't even remember the last time we argued about anything. Some people just aren't meant to be with each other .

  • @skk7593
    @skk7593 5 лет назад +442

    I lost it when..
    "These are pleasant smelling remains of murdered plant life."

    • @p-james
      @p-james 5 лет назад +8

      For me it was at the very end with his hand out flicking his fingers looking for more money 😅😅😅

    • @JohnSmith-fq7hj
      @JohnSmith-fq7hj 5 лет назад +1

      Also my favorite line

    • @kennynoble1223
      @kennynoble1223 5 лет назад +1

      Makes you think about how to argue with vegans, right? What fun!

  • @Hotdog-zw7nd
    @Hotdog-zw7nd 6 лет назад +778

    Cost of Wedding $150.00. Years married 30 and counting. There are other factors in having a happy long marriage. We we're both the middle child. She had two sisters I had 2 brothers. Our parents were both married till death do us part. Our parents were very similar in their upbringing. I was 18 when she asked me to marry her. I was very reluctant. We had our first set of twins when I was 20. Children change EVERYTHING. Our marriage has been far from perfect. One time, many years ago, she threw her Purse at me, I deserved it, I ducked at just the right time and it went through our living room window. You have to really piss of a Lady to cause that kind of a reaction. Point is, we have definitely have some bad times but we manage to get through it. Marriage isn't perfect. It takes committment and sometimes sacrifice. If you can't give either of those save your money because the cost of a Wedding means nothing to a marriage.

    • @Hawkido
      @Hawkido 6 лет назад +79

      that is $5/yr... see if you can get it down to $3.50... Tree-Fiddy

    • @PopEye2384
      @PopEye2384 6 лет назад +51

      simple things go a long long way..... keep going mate..

    • @johnathanjacksonjr7656
      @johnathanjacksonjr7656 6 лет назад +8

      I admire your thinking, you're a damn genius. I'll be sure to keep this in mind if me and my woman ever get married.

    • @descendantofgiants1678
      @descendantofgiants1678 6 лет назад +64

      30 yrs ago, a lot of females were in their right minds. Females today are not. They're all confused.

    • @descendantofgiants1678
      @descendantofgiants1678 6 лет назад +38

      They won't tell you this, but feminism and hollyweird is the single biggest reason why marriages fail.

  • @Deadpool3E
    @Deadpool3E 9 лет назад +1930

    I'm surprised he didn't touch on the divorce/crime rates that can occur soon after marriage. Huh. Guess he is a bit of a romantic.lol

    • @alfa0i0omega
      @alfa0i0omega 9 лет назад +172

      +Deadpool3E Nah! He makes money off weddings, afterwards he just don't give a fuck. Later it's the lawyers turn.

    • @matthewlane
      @matthewlane 9 лет назад +70

      +alfa0i0omega And the childrens advocate, and the court, and everyone related to the court, and the private detective & the paralegals who draft paper work & the mediator who convinces both of you to get as much money as possible because the longer you drag it out the more they make, etc etc.
      Divorce Corp: A documentary that should be mandatory reading for anyone looking to get married.

    • @ryanhuelsmann6445
      @ryanhuelsmann6445 9 лет назад +12

      +Deadpool3E That I believe s what they call repeat business and customers.

    • @EGV88
      @EGV88 9 лет назад +1

      +Deadpool3E Crime rates go up after wedding? Haven't heard that before.

    • @Deadpool3E
      @Deadpool3E 9 лет назад +17

      EGLchan I didn't say they go up. I was referring to marriage-related crimes like spousal abuse or divorcees trying to hire hitmen.lol

  • @obi-juantacobi8552
    @obi-juantacobi8552 2 года назад +414

    Everyone laughed when I proposed to my wife with my grandmother's engagement ring and went to the courthouse to get married.
    We looked at an actual ceremony, and decided that it was the equivalent to 3 out of the country vacations.
    So we chose the cheap "wedding" and travel option. Haven't regretted it once in the 10 years since.
    BEST. CHOICE. EVER

    • @OneEyeShadow
      @OneEyeShadow 2 года назад +19

      Affordable wedding, amazing honeymoon seems like the best way of going about it.

    • @squiggs1002
      @squiggs1002 2 года назад +16

      Smart move. Those 3 out of country vacations we be far more memorable and fun than that single wedding day which is actually a lot of stress and shared with a large number of people you barely know.

    • @hamzaalhashimi1550
      @hamzaalhashimi1550 2 года назад +3

      Lucky man so far I'm spending around a thousand dollars on 300 my wedding and that's a lot in my country

    • @obi-juantacobi8552
      @obi-juantacobi8552 2 года назад +5

      @@hamzaalhashimi1550 ouch I'm sorry.
      I wish you and your spouse all the best either way though. I know it will be a beautiful ceremony

    • @b.b.s7545
      @b.b.s7545 2 года назад +1

      Yeah eff one day versus weeks of fun and experience

  • @nunyabidness117
    @nunyabidness117 5 лет назад +1487

    What is the longest sentence in the English language...? "I do."

    • @elijahbeach3834
      @elijahbeach3834 5 лет назад +6

      Brett DeLong you know what’s a joke I could never get over . Lonely men who jerk off to there crush

    • @subsnovideos-ur4cn
      @subsnovideos-ur4cn 5 лет назад +53

      @@elijahbeach3834 are you talking about yourself?

    • @applecourier158
      @applecourier158 5 лет назад +5

      @@elijahbeach3834 So sad to read ur pain & oversight of understanding an Honest, lovely, biblical, never ending marriage. I am married ONE time for 26.6 yrs w/4 amazing children. U can hv this too, bt NOT w/the perspective u just posted. PLEASE don't allow the ways of this world to continue blinding u so tht u view tht whch TMH, God of YAHshrael hs ordained & said ws good as bad. Praying...bless u!

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 5 лет назад +30

      @@applecourier158 you realize that not everyone is religious *or* even agrees with many biblical values
      Also, I think you addressed the wrong cpmment

    • @hm5758
      @hm5758 5 лет назад +1

      I literally just saved that joke

  • @mattscott2664
    @mattscott2664 6 лет назад +190

    Friend of mine took out a loan to pay for the wedding. Divorced after 3 years and still had to pay for 6 more months.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 6 лет назад +19

      You shouldn't talk to stupid people.

    • @ShaunHensley
      @ShaunHensley 5 лет назад +1

      That’s dad’s shootin’ car, 3 more payments and it’s all ours!

    • @AuroraBoarder1
      @AuroraBoarder1 5 лет назад

      Sounds like a lousy money manager. Maybe that's why he wound up divorced.

    • @goodmorningwhyyugei7668
      @goodmorningwhyyugei7668 5 лет назад +1

      is he homeless yet?

  • @tajaevans3695
    @tajaevans3695 5 лет назад +989

    “Here are the smelling remains of murdered plant life “😂😂😂😂

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 5 лет назад +23

      That's why I don't like getting flowers as presents (I always knew they were gonna die, so why get them lol)

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 5 лет назад +32

      Mostly genitals, he forgot to mention.

    • @attiumeyami417
      @attiumeyami417 5 лет назад

      This one was great

    • @ellemaganamireles
      @ellemaganamireles 4 года назад +2

      Jay Pritchett exactly I’ve been this my whole life !!!

    • @dkdjr2005
      @dkdjr2005 4 года назад

      THAT'S the line that made me give this a thumbs up....HILARIOUS!

  • @dion789
    @dion789 Год назад +73

    Most of the weddings I've been to were like this, but I've been to one backyard wedding that was truly special. They chose things exactly how they liked it, without regard for how a wedding 'should' be. It was all about their own happiness and their guests having fun.

    • @seanthomas1214
      @seanthomas1214 Год назад +7

      That was my wedding. Backyard wedding, we cooked the food, hired a karaoke D.J., my friend set up a chocolate fountain. Less than a thousand bucks. We bought our rings at Wal-Mart for five bucks. This year will be our fourteenth anniversary.

  • @satyu131089
    @satyu131089 5 лет назад +426

    Marriage: a commitment between two people.
    Marriage ceremony: a party for impressing people you don't even like

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 5 лет назад +25

      Marriage: a commitment from the man, and an agreement from the woman that expires once she meets someone of higher status

    • @guypointinghishead5468
      @guypointinghishead5468 5 лет назад +3

      @@VengefulPolititron Those damn gold diggers am I right?

    • @Mrs.buildingblackwealth
      @Mrs.buildingblackwealth 5 лет назад

      exactly exactly exactly

    • @jonathancurrie7421
      @jonathancurrie7421 5 лет назад

      Doesn't have to be. Ive been to friends wedding where his best friend got ordained online last minute, married them while wearing a scottish feather hat, then we all got drunk and sang karaoke and danced. All still completely binding. Best wedding ive been to.

    • @PressurenFlames
      @PressurenFlames 5 лет назад

      @@guypointinghishead5468 I knew there is a twin brother out there!

  • @weldinsson
    @weldinsson 9 лет назад +4047

    I love Roger.

    • @weldinsson
      @weldinsson 9 лет назад +21

      I'd say fatherly, but that's all conjecture..

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 9 лет назад +25

      +Will Alcantara why don't you marry him if you love him so much?

    • @8loodyrain
      @8loodyrain 9 лет назад +37

      And he loves you random viewer.

    • @Draknalor186
      @Draknalor186 9 лет назад +17

      +Will Alcantara We all do, he's awsome :D

    • @tank_0r
      @tank_0r 9 лет назад +6

      +Will Alcantara We all do. :D

  • @karmakazi219
    @karmakazi219 4 года назад +2375

    He didn't mention the most fundamental reason for getting married: So the government can become involved in your love life.

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 4 года назад +154

      Crazy how microscopic the portion of society that knows this is.

    • @cybercomets7260
      @cybercomets7260 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 4 года назад +63

      Hey, they are involved in everything else.

    • @jdhenge
      @jdhenge 4 года назад +86

      If a person is single, the government is allready involved. It's called the bachelor tax. Getting married reduces your tax by half. So getting married reduces the governments involvment in your life.

    • @evgenigenov3433
      @evgenigenov3433 4 года назад +15

      J Henge@ Wait, i thought that bachelor tax exist only in communism?

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +36

    My BFF got married, it was beautiful, and they spent $4K for the whole thing. Two other friends got married this year; one spent $60K, the other $11K. The $60K wedding was extravagant, too long and kind of impersonal, BUT it was absolutely beautiful!! The one that spent $11K had THE BEST WEDDING I've ever seen. It was intimate, elegant and beautiful, and the only reason it was so expense was because of the open bar. If they hadn't done that, it would have been around $5K. Some people marry in the backyard with a minister, cheese whiz and a box of crackers. *Whatever you decide to do, It Is YOUR Decision! Just remember: Please don't spend thousands of dollars to impress others. Do what YOU want!*

  • @maxs2845
    @maxs2845 3 года назад +849

    As a wedding server that has served 50* weddings in a year, I can confirm this is true, we actually had three weddings where the bride and groom fought right after the wedding ended. We always bet on who’s marriage would last💀💀 this video forgot to mention how the guests treat the servers.

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 3 года назад +48

      Spoiler all divorced within a year my bet

    • @suvraneelsaha8973
      @suvraneelsaha8973 3 года назад +35

      give this man an award for honesty

    • @J31624
      @J31624 3 года назад +26

      Oh yeah! And they treat staff (mostly) horribly. Forgot that one!

    • @Dogen70
      @Dogen70 2 года назад +5

      I had the groom questioning everything. He was in finance and I dont know about her. I was just there helping friend with that photo booth with props thing.

    • @jacobmcbride9794
      @jacobmcbride9794 2 года назад +11

      😂🤣🤣 I'm 38 & never had a girlfriend. No one I've ever met before can say anything like that. Fact is my kind of loneliness is incomprehensible for luck boats who have never been in my situation. But if you believe for one second that I would not trade waking up in tears, breathking heart palpitations & so much more i have
      D-I-R-E-C-L-Y from years of heart shredding loneliness for what everyone I know bitches & complains about, (marriage), then I wish nothing but the daily agony I go through on a daily basis on each & everyone of you. No more truthful nor justified words have ever been said...

  • @serapisny
    @serapisny 4 года назад +3685

    Marriage is like a game of cards... To start, all you need are two hearts and a diamond... but by the end, you'll wish you had a club or a spade 😂

    • @JohnDoe-xk1dv
      @JohnDoe-xk1dv 4 года назад +90

      My namesake - I salute you!

    • @Phant0mGetsuga993
      @Phant0mGetsuga993 4 года назад +35

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @T4G0E
      @T4G0E 4 года назад +141

      And being married is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    • @sentientshadow126
      @sentientshadow126 3 года назад +13

      Or both...

    • @Stan0070
      @Stan0070 3 года назад +7

      Nice one 😂👍

  • @nashernash
    @nashernash 7 лет назад +1061

    Didn't even break $1000 for my wedding. Got married outside under a willow tree in a beautiful garden, had a sweet little old family friend play the violin, then had a garden party reception catered by my mother and aunts. It was great ❤️

    • @SKiLLsSoLoN
      @SKiLLsSoLoN 7 лет назад +66

      that sounds sooo nice!!!

    • @iwillnotseeyourreply.9235
      @iwillnotseeyourreply.9235 7 лет назад +20

      Nikki Sharpe That's basically been my plan for a long time! I also eschew 5 Grand white dresses for a nice sun dress.

    • @gordistador
      @gordistador 7 лет назад +9

      **Click** Noice

    • @Trashiddy
      @Trashiddy 7 лет назад +5

      Sounds beautiful!

    • @lordreyna6924
      @lordreyna6924 7 лет назад +4

      I like this do u have a longer version of ur story??

  • @brianmolstad1255
    @brianmolstad1255 Год назад +65

    I fired my "beloved" after she wasted 2 1/2 years in planning. Her answer was always, "This is the most important day of your life. You can*t rush it." After 2.5 years, and the estimated cost already >$50,000 with me paying for ALL of it (her dad was dead on mom a financial wreck) I asked her "What the hell?" She answered that she had no idea but we were less than half way there. I literally walked out and never looked back. Thirty years later she is still single. Funny how that works.

  • @spector4pro
    @spector4pro 7 лет назад +715

    Tried showing my wife this. She refused to watch because she knew this would prove right what I was saying through the whole wedding planning

    • @danieldaniels7571
      @danieldaniels7571 7 лет назад +92

      +spector4pro get out now while you can!

    • @DrewatDrake
      @DrewatDrake 7 лет назад +1

      This is all historically inaccurate anyway.

    • @wt1664
      @wt1664 7 лет назад +4

      spector4pro and *if* someone wants to divorce that's hell

    • @second2nonebut1
      @second2nonebut1 7 лет назад +65

      Then dont marry man.. Because if shes not listening to your side now... She wont listen later... And by later im talking 2 kids deep later

    • @im1who84u
      @im1who84u 7 лет назад +82

      I don’t marry because the laws are so lopsided in favor of women. If things don’t work out I am screwed financially & I have to pay the price for her poor choices/decisions in life.
      I might consider marriage if she would sign a prenup, but most women don’t want to because it makes things fair and forces them to take responsibility for their actions.
      They don’t want to “women up” so to speak
      If you ask her to sign a prenup you might hear things like, “If you really loved me you wouldn’t ask me to sign such a document”. Well the same could be said to her also. If she loved you she wouldn’t ask you to sign such a one sided contract called marriage in her favor either.
      I am not asking for things to be unfair, I just want a level playing field & things fair for both of us. Women keep saying that they are equal don’t they?
      You also might hear, “You’re expecting the marriage to fail or you wouldn’t be asking me to sign this”. She might throw in some tears for effect. Again this could be turned around to say, “If you weren’t expecting to “screw me” you would sign the prenup. So am I to understand that you don’t want to sign this prenup so that in the event things don’t work out you can screw the hell out of me? See what I am saying? All this could be turned around & thrown right back at her.
      If she argues these very valid points with you, that should tell you where her head is & you should really think about taking a “time out” and consider what you are about to do. Do you really want to legally connect yourself to a person who wants the cards stacked in her favor, nothing for you, everything for her, and won’t sign a document changing this to make it fair? She won’t’ sign a prenup agreeing not to screw you if “things” don’t work out? Sounds a little selfish & one sided to me. Just saying.
      This entitlement behavior/mentality shows that she is selfish & only thinking of herself. She wants all the marbles, wants to be in control, and will hand out only what marbles she allows you to have.
      If she won't sign a document making things fair & equal this shows that money is more important to her than love. It also shows that the marriage is not her primary concern, she is more concerned with material things and what she can get, not what she is bringing to the table, if anything at all. She’s a taker not a giver.
      Exactly what is she bringing to the table anyway? Sex?... and what else? You don’t have to bet married to have sex. What if after the marriage she decides to change the rules of access and frequency of sex? You are still bound to and expected to fulfill your part of the marriage contract even if she misrepresented herself and changes after you marry her, and now if you divorce her she gets half your stuff! Heaven forbid you were stupid enough to have any children with her. Think Paul McCartney. He was married for six years to Heather Mills and had to pay her approximately $40,000,000! For what? Did she work and earn any of that money? Yet she is entitled to it and complained that she felt she was being cheated and wanted more!
      She’s asking you to sign a document that says if things don’t work out she can screw you. If she really loved you she wouldn’t ask you to sign such an unbalanced document and would want what is fair for both of you. Not all the rules and everything in her favor and nothing for you and you get screwed legally and financially.
      She gets the car, the house, the kids, half if not more of your savings you earned before you married her (Paul McCartney anyone?), child support, half your retirement, future income, alimony, bad mouths you to the kids, makes you out to be a monster to the court so that you have limited access to your children or supervised visits. What kind of moron would enter into a contract like that outside of marriage? So why should it be any different in marriage?
      She’s asking you to sign a document that says if things don’t work out she can screw you. If she wasn’t expecting to screw you why would she ask you sign such a document? If she was only thinking of love and not money and material things, then turn off the tears “Honey” and sign the prenup.
      Oh but now you’re being accused of taking all the romance out of it by asking her to sign a prenup that makes things level and fair for both of you. She can’t have that. Well, she could also be accused of taking the romance out of it by making money and material things more important to her than this vague “love” she is talking about. If she truly is in love with you then why is she so concerned about getting at least half your stuff if things don’t work out? Doesn’t she think the marriage will last? She’s taking all the romance out of it by insisting you agree to give her half your stuff plus more if it doesn’t work out.
      She might say, “If you really love me you would marry me”.
      You could respond, “Okay, I’ll prove my love to you and marry you, & if you really love me you will sign this prenup agreeing not to screw me. When she starts crying and saying that you don’t love her, remind her that if she “really” loved you she wouldn’t be concerned about money and material things and would sign the prenup.
      If she really loved you, she would sign the prenup.
      Enough said.
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  • @Wolf_3125
    @Wolf_3125 3 года назад +761

    Marriage is like a grenade: Pull the ring and you lose the house.

  • @nathanweast4397
    @nathanweast4397 4 года назад +717

    Best metaphor for a wedding I ever heard: An expensive party that requires homework.

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +2

      ...ok, I'm gonna need that one explained

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 года назад +23

      @@floricel_112 It's easy: for a normal party you just have to invite some friends, start some music and buy chips and some hotdogs or something.
      They you watch a movie and go home. Cost 50dollar if you are generous.
      A marriage can cost thousands of dollar. Also you have to plan the place, the music, the religion, the decoration, the meals, the snacks, the alcoholic, the entertainment, the sit order and the legal stuff.
      That's the homework part.

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +10

      That's not a metaphor; it's a description.

    • @OutragedPufferfish
      @OutragedPufferfish 3 года назад

      Your point being?

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +6

      @@OutragedPufferfish Give it a little more time and maybe you'll figure it out.

  • @badgerbane
    @badgerbane Год назад +25

    I got married at the registration office and had a party at my place. Cost less than £1000 for it all, and that includes renting a port-a-loo for the family members that couldnt make it up the stairs to the toilet. My wife and i agreed that spending any more would just be excessive waste.

  • @darthdanriea2590
    @darthdanriea2590 8 лет назад +1908

    Found this channel. Crushed all my dreams and faith in humanity. Love it and subscribed.

    • @Burninfox1
      @Burninfox1 8 лет назад +62

      That's the spirit

    • @id104335409
      @id104335409 8 лет назад +59

      Truth makes everything better in the worst way.

    • @aylajade100
      @aylajade100 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 8 лет назад +14

      Don't blame yourself. A lot of people crack under presser.

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 8 лет назад +2

      OH SHIT!

  • @kk8490
    @kk8490 4 года назад +743

    Broke: flowers
    Woke: *pleasant smelling remains of murdered plant life*

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 4 года назад +11

      "Murdered plant life"??😂

    • @onlyhuman5669
      @onlyhuman5669 4 года назад +1

      Fr tho

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +10

      I've actually been to a wedding where all of the tables had potted flowers of various types. The bride wanted to replant them and keep them. I thought it was a pretty good idea, albeit a lot of work.

  • @budgetboss6084
    @budgetboss6084 5 лет назад +376

    The way some women love to show off "the ring" and carry on about their wedding, it makes me think they care more about the wedding than the marriage.

    • @neelrastardust3052
      @neelrastardust3052 5 лет назад +33

      Snowflake Repellent I think so, too. It’s bragging rights. I get anxiety just thinking about weddings. The pressure to be perfect, the unnecessary spending, etc 😰

    • @az_3kgt714
      @az_3kgt714 5 лет назад +20

      also its kinda like gloating about how much shes wringing that fucking dumb smuck for.

    • @stankygeorge
      @stankygeorge 5 лет назад +3

      Bingo!

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 5 лет назад +3

      Well yeah

    • @rationalmindriot7762
      @rationalmindriot7762 5 лет назад +12

      fitting in...it's all about being worthy in the eyes of their social arena...work, friends, family(religion).....really sick

  • @burgundian-peanuts
    @burgundian-peanuts Год назад +1251

    Not sure marriage is a scam, but weddings certainly are.

    • @timswauger8381
      @timswauger8381 Год назад

      Have you seen the rate at which women are walking out of their marriages for seemingly greener grass? The percentage is at an all time high and still rising so one could make a case that marriage is a scam.

    • @KickenItOldSchool
      @KickenItOldSchool Год назад +141

      It is for the man, women overwhelmingly initiate most divorces and the man has to lose half his shit. But lets see Rodger do an honest take on that one.

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality Год назад +70

      ​@@KickenItOldSchooli am twice divorced, got nothing out of either husband. Didnt even try. Still friends. But i am Australian. .

    • @KickenItOldSchool
      @KickenItOldSchool Год назад +65

      @@Plethorality Cool story bro

    • @ArmyVet98958
      @ArmyVet98958 Год назад +51

      Oh it most definitely is a scam

  • @ladyrepunsel4567
    @ladyrepunsel4567 5 лет назад +119

    That’s why I got married in a pretty $30 dress from amazon, my mom made my cake, we got married at the courthouse with our close family and best friends present, and had a cheap but Pinteresty reception that everyone brought food to pot luck style, the whole thing cost about $300 and it was a beautiful and fun day with great pictures taken by my sister in law

    • @attauddinnoori9646
      @attauddinnoori9646 4 года назад +2

      Where do you live? I'm gonna marry in your town

    • @sarahsayshello9726
      @sarahsayshello9726 4 года назад +4

      See that's the type of wedding I want.

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 4 года назад

      Attauddin Noori I live in Montana, it’s really beautiful here but why is my town specifically better for this type of wedding?

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 4 года назад +2

      Sarah says hello honestly 10 out of 10 would recommend, another fun thing is that my mom and friends put the left over food into Tupperwares in a cooler in our trunk so we got to eat yummy left overs on our honey moon since we stayed at a cabin in the middle of nowhere

  • @PeteAxelrod911
    @PeteAxelrod911 5 лет назад +823

    “ Legal binding of people with vaguely Religious undertones industry”. Lmao 😂

    • @Tk-ou9ec
      @Tk-ou9ec 4 года назад +10

      So very true!

  • @CJWebby11
    @CJWebby11 9 лет назад +531

    'Cool Old Guy Ruins Everything'?
    I'm game.

    • @abirgreenberg7813
      @abirgreenberg7813 9 лет назад

      +Collin Walker I used to like these, now it seems like they try to hard to make it depressing. Maybe I'm just being a soft bitch, but the humors gone too me.

    • @netvor0
      @netvor0 9 лет назад +5

      +Abir Greenberg Hahaha, looks like this is one modern convention you feel strongly about. No shame, most people do.

    • @abirgreenberg7813
      @abirgreenberg7813 9 лет назад

      netvor0 I'm actually against monogamy for myself so it didnt bother me. Just felt too forced. The last couple have

    • @francispena2818
      @francispena2818 9 лет назад

      Damnit... You beat me to it

    • @collinwalker4873
      @collinwalker4873 9 лет назад +1

      Abir Greenberg This was actually one of my favorite ones they've done, but I get what you mean, since I though the insurance one was extremely forced.

  • @pianoman7753
    @pianoman7753 2 года назад +21

    *Roger turns my declining sanity, constantly dwindling faith in the human race, and morbid depression into light-hearted chuckles and funny one-liners! He makes being a walking statistic mildly bearable! Thank you, Roger! :D*

  • @AhmadAli-pr9sy
    @AhmadAli-pr9sy 4 года назад +812

    A wise man once said: "The less money you spend on your wedding, the more happiness you'll have in your marriage"

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 4 года назад +7

      Faccs u save more money for future

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 4 года назад +18

      Statistically speaking the more money being spent the more likely it is a power trip for one or more of the couple.

    • @islacsilva854
      @islacsilva854 4 года назад +9

      So, what if I spend 0?

    • @RFDN0
      @RFDN0 4 года назад +10

      @@islacsilva854 Could mean many things but it would likely be an unofficial marriage in most countries as their is a fee for the paperwork.

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 4 года назад

      This should be the top comment.

  • @Kevin-zz9du
    @Kevin-zz9du 4 года назад +454

    Did a drive in wedding..
    $30.
    My wedding was $30.
    The money we'd have wasted on a standard wedding, was instead used to fix a few things in our new house, buy a new car, buy some furniture, get ahead on bills, 'n bank the rest.
    No debt.
    Had a big family cookout as the celebration. No catering, no bullshit. Just a cookout. Free for us, dirt cheap for everyone else.
    Add-on:
    Her wedding ring was $80.
    Rose gold ring with morganite.
    Morganite is cheaper than diamonds and looks better than diamonds. Plus, a fact of life is that diamonds are actually extremely common. They are released in small quantities to artificially inflate the market. All them marriage ads about diamonds throughout history.... "2 months of your income for a diamond for your woman".... were done by them, the diamond/jewelry industry, and it worked. This is all easy to fact check to.
    If your woman insists on a $1,000+ diamond ring... sorry... she's brainwashed by the media, and honestly, it's you or the ring.
    As a GIFT later, sure. As a prerequisite to marriage? Hell no.
    Oh and the jewelry industry inflates the price of jewelry by an average of 2,000%
    Hence why you take in a $1,000 ring to a pawn shop and they offer you $50.
    It's nearly worthless.
    My ring was $60 off etsy.
    Gold Tungsten band with rosewood inlay.

    • @kevindiaz3459
      @kevindiaz3459 3 года назад +51

      In high school, for like no real logical reason, we had an assignment in a class to plan a wedding, which had to include financial details. The idea was to teach us how to plan things that cost money, but like, it for some reason had to be a wedding. Being the rebel I tended to be, especially when it came to bullshit assignments, I decided to do an elopement. Trip to the court house, pay the fee for the marriage license and whatever else it took, I think I added in the cost of a cab ride to and from the courthouse. I don't recall the final tally, but I think it was under 100 bucks. The dumb bitch of a teacher failed me for not taking the assignment seriously. Her reasoning was so flawed too, because she fell back on the idea that the real lesson was to teach us how to plan shit that cost money. Well, I had to wonder why I couldn't instead plan a vacation, or to start a business, or really anything that could teach me that lesson. Why TF were 15 year old kids planning weddings as a part of a class in school? And then I also fail because I planned what I would have thought was an actual common way people get married? (and several people I would know as an adult actually did). Man, what a dumb bitch. Can't even remember her name or the name of the class. In any case, hearing your story reminded me how mad I was when she failed me for basically pointing out that people don't always have lavish weddings, or for that, even get married.
      Oh, the hilarious kicker, she said "I think you don't realize how much planning also goes into getting an elopement." Which I was like "Uh, are you not familiar with what an elopement is? I'm pretty sure that planning ahead isn't really the idea..."

    • @radiance2mussington217
      @radiance2mussington217 3 года назад +12

      @@kevindiaz3459 Bro, all i gotta say is...."this is hilarious" hahahahahahaha

    • @LaurArt_UK
      @LaurArt_UK 3 года назад +36

      @@kevindiaz3459 I think your teacher was jealous because she was still paying off her wedding debt or something. Either that or she's a snob.

    • @aleinbanger9942
      @aleinbanger9942 3 года назад +9

      This is the way 100%!

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 3 года назад +4

      You are the hero that humanity needs.

  • @comradeyuri8492
    @comradeyuri8492 5 лет назад +355

    Lawyers smile every-time time they hear wedding bells ! Aaah, it's money in the bank !

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 5 лет назад +1

      Comrade Yuri Caching

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 5 лет назад +4

      FREE DIVORCE
      NO MONEY DOWN
      FREE DIVORCE?
      NO! MONEY DOWN!!

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 5 лет назад

      Free money here I come

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 лет назад +1

      As a person who’s uncle is a lawyer I can confirm this is accurate

  • @roochiee
    @roochiee Год назад +22

    my oldest sister had her wedding at our grandmas house! it might not sound super cool but it was outside and my grandma has some very nice property. my sister bought her dress on amazon and our family cooked everything. hell i was her wedding photographer which i did for free as a wedding present. they probably saved thousands of dollars doing it this way

  • @McOuroborosBurger
    @McOuroborosBurger 5 лет назад +230

    The best advice on this came from my high school math teacher “Just elope, it’s cheaper, shorter, and there’s fewer strangers attending.”

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +8

      Even better advice: Just don't get married.

    • @candie1230
      @candie1230 5 лет назад +10

      My mom said that same thing; she had the whole huge Catholic mass wedding, she told my brother and I, if you ever get married just elope, and save the money for something that really matters.

    • @AS-er4ud
      @AS-er4ud 5 лет назад +6

      What is the point of marriage? It's sheep behavior.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 лет назад +1

      @@AS-er4ud Ask MacKenzie Bezos what the purpose of marriage is.

    • @AS-er4ud
      @AS-er4ud 5 лет назад +2

      @@wronggg Oh I know the purpose from the female side, but a dude has to be a complete moron to marry in today's society. I have no sympathy for fools.

  • @hiddenparad0x657
    @hiddenparad0x657 5 лет назад +2031

    “Men aren’t afraid of commitment. Men are afraid of divorce.”
    - Aries Spears
    Marriage is maximum effort, minimum gain, and EVERYTHING to lose. Women couldn’t possibly understand.

    • @lag5761
      @lag5761 5 лет назад +174

      Men marriage for love, women for interest

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 5 лет назад +119

      Ya women seems to actually be afraid of commitment, men are afraid of the lack of commitment from their partner

    • @hadifaramarzi66
      @hadifaramarzi66 5 лет назад +64

      Actually I am, why should I put myself in that situation!? Commitment for what? I do everything for myself, with or without wife and children at the end we all gonna die.

    • @d0m2288
      @d0m2288 5 лет назад +151

      When I was younger, I naively thought marriage was simply choosing the woman you care for most and mutually agreeing to tackle life together. I was interested in that. I'm *still* interested in that. Then I learned about the legal implications of marriage, divorce, statistics (most divorces are initiated by women, for instance), shamelessly biased family courts, and that even prenups can't fully protect you.
      I realized that, no matter how in love I am with a woman, no matter how much I believe she loves me, there are a ton of guys destroyed by divorce who probably felt exactly the same as they were walking down the aisle. I swear, the only reason I haven't completely dismissed the prospect of marriage entirely is because my parents and grandparents on both sides have very strong ones, so I can't help but romanticize it some. I wonder if I'll eventually need to crush that feeling for my own good.

    • @crypgoat8654
      @crypgoat8654 5 лет назад +1

      +LegaL marriage

  • @BSGTheMillionaireMaker
    @BSGTheMillionaireMaker 5 лет назад +1321

    If she's not happy with a small wedding (less than $5000 for everything including the ring) then she's not marriage material. My wife proposed to me when I had $100 in my bank account. 20 years later we are still together.

    • @AprendizDeLoQueToca
      @AprendizDeLoQueToca 5 лет назад +162

      That's a WOMAN. How beautiful.

    • @evyiennetla9416
      @evyiennetla9416 5 лет назад +78

      Lucky man! Congrats

    • @MidnightPolaris800
      @MidnightPolaris800 5 лет назад +62

      Your wife proposed to you...lmao soyboy

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 5 лет назад +156

      @@MidnightPolaris800 hey...it worked out afterwards. Not many people can boast a 20 year marriage...especially one from a cheap wedding....

    • @TheDamnFarao
      @TheDamnFarao 5 лет назад +205

      @@MidnightPolaris800 Her proposing to him is the most respectable thing ever. Men are the prize. We are the protectors and providers. She saw the value in him and asked for his protection. Women need men, not the other way around. A real genuine and feminine woman will only do that for a MAN so obviously you cant relate or understand. All these other men proposing to women look weak, getting down on one knee is a feminine submissive role. This society is backwards. Props to the guy for finding a rare woman and being a man she looks up to and respects. Only a "soy boy" begs for a woman to stay with him because hes weak and needs her.

  • @cprivera1
    @cprivera1 Год назад +7

    My husband & i got married in court, with a small gathering. Both of our families on both sides were all mad at us for not having a big wedding for the family. By the way, from past family gatherings, it has led to nothing but drama & judgment, from both families we didn't want that. We didn't care for a big wedding but we did want a nice 2 week long honeymoon on a beautiful island in the Caribbeans. We enjoyed our honeymoon & dont regret it at all!! 8 years later to this day our families are still upset about it

  • @seihanda671
    @seihanda671 4 года назад +547

    Q: What is the most expensive part of wedding?
    A : The divorce

    • @the5thmirror291
      @the5thmirror291 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @lawr5764
      @lawr5764 4 года назад +4

      Yeah... But that only applies to the groom.

    • @seihanda671
      @seihanda671 4 года назад +2

      @@lawr5764 you are correct

    • @tanalson
      @tanalson 4 года назад +2

      @@caveatlector2671 and she gets a huge paycheck after leaving you, while you're left with nothing after leaving you

    • @kellymoore6353
      @kellymoore6353 4 года назад

      Not all of us get huge paycheck at the end of it, pls don't generalise that. ....
      I am grateful for my prenatal agreement

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +873

    _"I now pronounce you husband and wife, fuck you pay me"_
    _- Pastors For Hire (Funeral Services Included)_

    • @ALLCAPS
      @ALLCAPS 3 года назад +14

      I have never heard of pastors for hire lol i go to a church where it's free if you ask. Nobody charges for that here.

    • @theeclectic2919
      @theeclectic2919 3 года назад +8

      Is that like Ministers Without Morals?

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops 3 года назад +2

      @@theeclectic2919 yup LoL

    • @friedegg3732
      @friedegg3732 3 года назад

      child diddlers

    • @marcp1180
      @marcp1180 3 года назад

      My pastor and use of the church is free also.

  • @B.M.Skyforest
    @B.M.Skyforest 5 лет назад +883

    Never ever I'm gonna have a wedding. Too much people, too much money. Let's sign papers and go travel with those money instead.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 5 лет назад +21

      A good plan! 👍

    • @crassianleviathan6187
      @crassianleviathan6187 4 года назад +18

      @@wandanemer2630 Not really, travel is just as bad as a wedding if not worse since it costs a ton and gives nothing physical and provides risks such as contracting foreign diseases as well as a rare plane jacking and police in other country's are biased towards foreigners. A better use would be to get a index fund.

    • @jonathano503
      @jonathano503 4 года назад +18

      Nicholas Banks Index funds are for sissys

    • @crassianleviathan6187
      @crassianleviathan6187 4 года назад +4

      @@jonathano503 Thank you

    • @manuelfernando9729
      @manuelfernando9729 4 года назад +14

      @@crassianleviathan6187 ...Good luck getting that Index Fund post Corona 😂

  • @eldante4139
    @eldante4139 3 года назад +53

    I was engaged to get married a few years ago. All I wanted for the wedding was a small get together. I didn’t think a public show was needed. Getting married is about confirming the love that you have for each other. She wanted to invite so so many people. She wanted to have so many parties, plans and get together as ‘it was expected’. We set up the wedding, we planned it all, then just before the wedding, we realised that things were not right and we pulled the plug on everything. In a way, it’s just as well we didn’t go through with it. She married another guy within 6 months. I think she loves to be in the spotlight and to have this feeling of self importance.

    • @suvraneelsaha8973
      @suvraneelsaha8973 3 года назад +18

      man you did the right thing . this will have a butterfly effect on your life . you will realise this after some years how you saved yourself from hell . i wish you all the love and power

    • @terrytitus5291
      @terrytitus5291 Год назад +8

      Sounds like she was cheating on you,dodged a bullet,saved a few $$$

    • @alanlabriola3810
      @alanlabriola3810 Год назад +5

      There's literally nothing to be sad about here. Count your blessings, because you dodged a serious bullet. She was an attention slooot and isn't capable of truly loving anyone but herself

    • @deviousangel336
      @deviousangel336 Год назад +4

      How can you break off an engagement and then get married again within 6 months? She was 100% cheating. If not, it definitely shows that she views marriage as just a big party and not a serious commitment.

    • @Moonie787
      @Moonie787 Год назад +9

      The trash took itself out, my friend. I wish you all the very best.

  • @MohammedAhmed-li7el
    @MohammedAhmed-li7el 4 года назад +382

    My ex fiance wanted to spend tons of money on the wedding so we broke up it was the best decision I had made in my in entire life

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 4 года назад +8

      She broke up with you just because that😧

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 года назад +45

      @@indianathe3rd742 describes a bullet dodge, right?

    • @indianathe3rd742
      @indianathe3rd742 4 года назад +2

      @PBJMan wdym?

    • @smartgentelman
      @smartgentelman 4 года назад +9

      @@indianathe3rd742 he broke up with her bc she wanted to spend huge money

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 4 года назад +2

      Ha9a2i9 Well dont marry someone poor. Especially when you are rich.

  • @jamesbailey9760
    @jamesbailey9760 5 лет назад +701

    It just dawned on me that this is just a darker version of Adam ruins everything

    • @tarlankasra
      @tarlankasra 5 лет назад +3

      with Eve’s initiative as well as help of course

    • @the1onlyteagro
      @the1onlyteagro 5 лет назад +23

      Which predates it and fudges less facts.

    • @noahpartic7586
      @noahpartic7586 4 года назад +3

      Only shorter😄.

    • @AbsolutelyRedundant
      @AbsolutelyRedundant 4 года назад +7

      Lol I came across that channel when I checked my wife's phone cuz it fell into the pool and it was cuz we had a boy and she was contemplating whether or not to circumcise him .... We ended up not circumcising him...

    • @thedeekabides
      @thedeekabides 4 года назад +1

      How can something so illuminating be mistaken for dark?

  • @donaldoehl7690
    @donaldoehl7690 3 года назад +248

    I had a friend who said that the quality and expense of the wedding reflected the quality of the marriage. Her dad spent a plie and she dumped him after about 10 yrs. My wife and I spent less than a grand and we're still together after 35yrs.

    • @petardraganov3716
      @petardraganov3716 3 года назад +13

      If reflects the probability of premature failure, I suppose.

    • @nicolasdiaz1542
      @nicolasdiaz1542 2 года назад +15

      He was technically right. Just not in the way he expected

    • @dingfeldersmurfalot4560
      @dingfeldersmurfalot4560 2 года назад +1

      Your friend was very stupid indeed. I'd guess she still is, because that level of stupid runs deep.

    • @jacobmcbride9794
      @jacobmcbride9794 2 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣 I'm 38 & never had a girlfriend. No one I've ever met before can say anything like that. Fact is my kind of loneliness is incomprehensible for luck boats who have never been in my situation. But if you believe for one second that I would not trade waking up in tears, breathking heart palpitations & so much more i have
      D-I-R-E-C-L-Y from years of heart shredding loneliness for what everyone I know bitches & complains about, (marriage), then I wish nothing but the daily agony I go through on a daily basis on each & everyone who craps on marriage. No more truthful nor justified words have ever been said...

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 года назад +5

      There’s definitely a correlation, but in my opinion it’s an inverse one

  • @pixiwix
    @pixiwix Год назад +89

    My husband and I got married 3 weeks after our first date (we met online 1 week before our first date). We went into the courthouse and walked out married. Everyone told us we rushed it and that it wasn't going to work out because we didn't know each other well enough. 😂 They were wrong. We're pushing 11 years now and our 10 year old son completed the package. Most the people with expensive weddings who told us we wouldn't make it are divorced, and some even expensively remarried. Your wedding says a lot about your individual character, and your individual character says a lot about the long term viability of your partnerships, up to and including marriage.

    • @joannot6706
      @joannot6706 Год назад +4

      Good for you, There is still time though, a lifetime is a long time. The national average marriage length is about 20 years in the US. I can't even imagine the heart break following a failed mariage. Honestly wish you the best!

    • @pixiwix
      @pixiwix Год назад +4

      @@joannot6706 while I appreciate your eternal optimism, till death means till death. Some people do still take commitments and vows seriously. It hasn't been a breeze getting to 11 years, but the commitment to one another that has gotten us to 11 will get us the rest of the way. ❤️

    • @SLOBeachboy
      @SLOBeachboy Год назад +14

      Actually, your friends were absolutely correct. After all, if my friend wants to point a gun at his head and pull the trigger once and I tell him he should not do that without first taking the time to make sure it's not loaded, I am not then wrong simply because nothing happened when he eventually did pull the trigger without checking. In other words, you got lucky. Nobody knows anyone well enough to get married after only 3 weeks. And even if you did, you have to ask yourself what the big hurry was. After all, everything in this universe has a finite life span and that includes romantic relationships. Your relationship is basically going to last as long as its going to last regardless of whether you are married or not. And in any case the emphasis should always be on finding the right partner and not simply on being married to someone. Marriage does not offer any actual security but people think it is does and so those who are very insecure in their relationship tend to want to marry very quickly. Like I said, you got lucky.

    • @pixiwix
      @pixiwix Год назад +3

      @@SLOBeachboy love at first sight is admittedly an illogical concept in theory and exceedingly rare in practical application so I would never expect anyone who hasn't experienced it to understand. I can't fault your opinion at all and would agree with you on principle. However, it takes zero pleasure away from proving them wrong over the years.

    • @thecentralscrutinizer304
      @thecentralscrutinizer304 Год назад +3

      11 years is nothing. Good luck.

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 9 лет назад +218

    All weddings, my arse!
    Best wedding I ever went to was 2 of my closest friends, there were about 30ish people, all tge clothing was pre owned, the cake was made by the bride's sister, we all had phones with cameras so we provided our own wedding photos, the ceremony was in a registery office, we had a meal afterwards in a pub, we provided the music (I sang and played a big folk drum), and afterwards we all went for a walk on the beach, there was no real best man or bridesmaid...
    and it was so full of heart, and joy and love. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen
    In conclusion,
    FUCK YOU WEDDING INDUSTRY!
    If I ever have a wedding, it'll be like that!
    Oh, and the bride made the wedding rings herself, she's a black smith :)

    • @wrywh
      @wrywh 9 лет назад +8

      We did the ceremony, outfits, rings and reception for £500 and a house party with friends. We were given £750 in gifts. If you can't go completely self sufficient, surely making a profit is the best kind of wedding?

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 9 лет назад +9

      As a person who is both a bit of a blacksmith and has done a little jewelry work (even made a couple of silver rings, they really are rather different. And you probably don't want a steel or iron ring, it's one of the many metals which leave colored marks on prolonged contact with skin (as do aluminum and copper, while silver, nickel, gold, and titanium don't I believe). Still, fucking awesome. That's the sort of thing I'd want to do, though I don't even like the legal aspect of marriage. Just a ceremony and commitment, if I need to get the government involved in my relationship it's not one worth having.

    • @cornishphilosopher
      @cornishphilosopher 9 лет назад +2

      +farmerboy916 She told me what they were made of but I can't remember, but I think it was a mixture of gold and silver. I do remember that they were made from one peace of juelery from his family

    • @farmerboy916
      @farmerboy916 9 лет назад

      cornishphilosopher Electrum? Eh, it doesn't really matter, still freaking awesome

    • @smojoe92
      @smojoe92 9 лет назад

      +cornishphilosopher I've been to a wedding like that, there are a lot more enjoyable.

  • @kevinmiller8111
    @kevinmiller8111 6 лет назад +648

    Expensive weddings are for the rich or for the stupid.

    • @Anonymous-fu2us
      @Anonymous-fu2us 6 лет назад +19

      Marriage is for the stupid (man)

    • @vanparham
      @vanparham 6 лет назад

      Roger is gooooooood.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 6 лет назад +4

      There's a difference between the rich and the stupid? Really?

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 6 лет назад +3

      TheRedstoneDiamond || TRD it’s not and because some people are poor and stupid. It should’ve been “rich and/or stupid) you can be either or. I’ve heard of people spending eye watering amounts of money like tens or hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have. So yea u can be poor and stupid. I don’t consider people who are rich stupid. Of course there are some exceptions, but people who are doctors, surgeons, engineers, innovators, entrepreneurs, and make a boatload of money as a result of their careers/life choices; aren’t stupid. Coz it takes brains to get it that point of wealth. Be it traditionally like college or I traditionally like starting a successful business. Maybe the rich just do it coz they can afford to have as many weddings as they want without it affecting hem negatively. U know? Like Who the fuck cares if a blow $200,000 on my wedding if a make a seven figure salary🤷🏾‍♀️ so tbh it really should’ve been poor and stupid🤔 coz a lot of rich people (again there are lots of exceptions) aren’t dumb if they waste money it’s coz they can afford to waste money and still live like a king.

    • @sophieb3567
      @sophieb3567 6 лет назад +2

      It’s funny actually because my family had a huge expensive wedding while the people getting married weren’t that rich, and my other cousin married someone who’s family is rich and has estates all around the world, and they didn’t have a Dj, photographer, cake or venue, they just had the wedding on one of their estates, and also the bride didn’t wear a wedding dress, just a regular dress. ( she still looked really pretty though:)

  • @whoami1449
    @whoami1449 5 лет назад +250

    From what i have seen, i think i can conclude that most of the time, the less they spend on the party the more harmonyous married life await them

    • @InitialPC
      @InitialPC 5 лет назад +14

      thats statistically true, the more money you spend on the ceremony the more likely you are to end up divorced

    • @shayleenmeyer3175
      @shayleenmeyer3175 5 лет назад +4

      * marries at bus shelter *

    • @syedadil1012
      @syedadil1012 5 лет назад

      your statement seems to be correct

    • @queenesreina7424
      @queenesreina7424 5 лет назад +10

      It may not be a guarantee, but it sure helps to start out married life without a huge debt looming over a couple (or a huge dent in the bank account).

    • @brynleytalbot778
      @brynleytalbot778 5 лет назад +2

      Recently saw a wedding online with beaming husband next to bride surveying all the grandeur. Not difficult to figure out she wanted the wedding display most of all with the pre hen outing abroad and at home then a lavish ceremony. It's a shame as I predict divorce when his income doesn't meet her lifestyle needs, at which point she'll strip him bare. Bizarre that she actually was a stripper for some time. The worst marriage proposal of all because they're all about the money. False boobs, long legs, blond hair, blue eyes, and hard faced, unless she's getting what she wants. But guys are fooled by the sob stories of failed relationships and white knight these liabilities. Narcissism laid bare. But good luck, and fortune, which he'll need to perpetuate it. Looking across the spectrum of friends of hers it's one long competitive sport to outshine each other. The debts must be vast. No wonder the guys look worn from all the hours they work to pay it all off and sustain the illusion lifestyle afterwards.
      Simplicity speaks volumes about the actual love within the couple. It is, after all, they who will cohabit, not all the parasites they think they must seek approval from, or fulfilling their families dreams. Love is rare and precious. The marriage trade reveals the dark side of relationships where shared goals, aims, and lifestyles, mean far more. It's one monumental sham. Yet girls are indoctrinated from an early age to expect it. The biggest day of your life!

  • @extremerpg409
    @extremerpg409 Год назад +148

    I send this to my friend who's getting married and now his wife keeps giving me the stink eye... 😁😁

    • @chakraborty1989
      @chakraborty1989 Год назад +9

      Your should send her Shaquille O'Neal's
      "You can't fool me, I am familiar with your game" meme

    • @shangobunni5
      @shangobunni5 Год назад +3

      I wonder why your friend’s wife is not giving HIM the stink eye?? Did you say he’s planning to get married even though he already has a wife...?

    • @vincentpelletier1246
      @vincentpelletier1246 Год назад +2

      Funny how people get all flustered when confronted with facts 😂

  • @hummingbird9221
    @hummingbird9221 3 года назад +478

    For our wedding, I made my dress. I carried a small family Bride's Bible. My Hubby wore a suit he bought for our high school graduation. His Sister was my Matron of Honor...she wore her Sunday dress! His Brother was our Best Man. He wore his graduation suit. My Daddy is a Baptist Minister...he married us. We had the ceremony in my Parent's living room. My mother made our wedding cake...(it was yummy). Oh yeah...forgot to mention the best part. We've been married for 49 years!

  • @irenes8689
    @irenes8689 7 лет назад +931

    $2000 of murdered plant life 😂😁😂😁😂😁😄😂😂

    • @leah8765
      @leah8765 7 лет назад +10

      Irene S I started crying when he said that

    • @baileyharrison1030
      @baileyharrison1030 7 лет назад +3

      Kek plants don’t have feelings

    • @greenluxi
      @greenluxi 7 лет назад +10

      As a florist Im offended lol

    • @nataliyak9555
      @nataliyak9555 7 лет назад +5

      Many people spend close to $10k on flowers

    • @th6218
      @th6218 7 лет назад +2

      Irene S It's not okay to kill plants unless you need them for your survival.

  • @NdatseNdomo
    @NdatseNdomo 5 лет назад +1274

    *Indian and Nigerian weddings have left the chat room*

  • @robaxl3088
    @robaxl3088 3 года назад +15

    *My wife and I had our neighbor marry us and he did it for free as a wedding gift..we got married in my living room with a total of 8 people including my wife and I. Our rings we purchased from Kay’s Jewelers (the employee was pissed because we said NO to the $1000 “insurance “ scam and got rings that were affordable snd didn’t need resizing. My wife and I are super happy and we still have a little bit of savings left in case we need it.*