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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Plastic Surgeons: An investigation by Roger Horton.
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Would it be a conflict of interest or the ultimate power play to do an episode: "If social media influencers were honest"
They did podcast
And they just did streamers.
How about “if online videos exposing institutions were honest”
Hes not an influencer.
Would be interesting to see simply "If Roger were honest" lol We'll get to know the real Roger behind Roger! lol
"I don't fucking care, I just want your money" crisp, Horton patented, honesty!
This is the heart of capitalism right here!
@@AnnoyingMoose yup and a selling point people use because hey we want money what do those dirty (insert any other form of government we have been taught to fear) want? just dont think about what ill be willing to do for a buck and feel lucky that you have to use the money you need to live to enjoy being alive since we know we tricked you into thinking life was given to us and is nothing special and dont worry if ai do take over we rich can have enough money to ride out you starving before we make money no longer needed so you will never see the perfect world or the stars
@@AnnoyingMooseThis right here!!! It doesn't even matter what your morals or beliefs are. The same statement still applies because... Capitalism.
This thing actually applies literally everywhere
Too real
I like when people get plastic to look younger but it just makes them look a different kind of old
Those dolphin foreheads and lips that should be sucking algae from the inside of a fish tank. It all looks so needy. Even males getting overgroomed lady-brows repulses me.
Glad to see an example on the screen too!
I'll never get the duck lips thing.
It's all about 'feeling' young, not about actually being young again or being rejuvenated. People obsessed with their appearance will never be happy with the end result, regardless the amount of surgeries (Michael Jackson, anyone?).
@@mikitz I don't think mj did all em surgeries just to look young
Most cyclical old men just rant to their unsuspecting grandchildren at family reunions, Roger has instead channeled all that into a RUclips channel to share with the world and I couldn't be more grateful.
Cynical*
@@ishitagupta3132 lol guess I ought to proofread 😳
@@NeoAutodroid I always go with "auto correct strikes again" because, for me anyway, it's 100% true at least 90% of the time and 60% true or more for about half of the rest of the time (and let's face it, the other 5% of the time I suck at spelling lol) and the remaining percent is me either not proofreading or covering for sticking my foot in my mouth, and I'll plead the 5th as to how often the latter is 😊
Never get tired of Roger, stay healthy Roger we love you my man!
For real😂
i do so agree
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You are the Man.
@@petrichorgreyI learned a new word "codger" 😅
Roger destroying one industry after another with facts. 😂
Roger is like Illuminaughtii, dropping uncomfortable truths that the rich don't want dropped, but generally in a shorter format & with his targets likely too scared of him to target for retribution.
Destroying unlikely making people feel uncomfortable, absolutely
Wellll, some facts. But he is selling ideas like women being oppressed.
@@PvblivsAelivs Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing.
To diosoth: Not sure whether the allegations against the iiluminaughtii were confirmed or debunked either way, but so far, it appears, at least Horton has no dirt on his recent past.
@@dominicfucinari1942
"Nothing I've heard out of the manosphere or incel community has been convincing."
And nothing I have heard from various claims of "oppression" has been convincing. Here's a hint. In the context of plastic surgery, if women were being oppressed (as per the sales pitch) it would be men bringing the women in to have the procedures done. And if women were treated as mere property (as the oppression olympics attempts to claim) there could be no such thing as an incel. The very fact that you use the term shows you don't really think women are oppressed. It's just a convenient narrative.
As a cardiologist, the only unrealistic part of this is a plastic surgeon carrying a stethoscope 😂
I’m a part time dishwasher!
This was a good one, folks. The"clinic" title, "Dysmorphia Exacerbation"is a gem.
Makes me want to open my own Mexican restaurant called "Casa de Chorro."
honkers and donkers
@@DavidRichardson153more like Casa del Horrors 😂
I came across an eyeglasses store that was called a "myopia management centre"
I already knew everything was a scam , Roger just amplified it for me
And yet, nothing ever changes...
To be fair this is one of the least scammy ones.
What you have to remember is that "Roger" is also a scam. Oh, yes, he's selling something too.
Adam Ruins Everything already gave me some idea.
@@tmartin6300 Whatever became of that show anyway? Conover was *very* useful in exposing shady sales tactics across all these industries.
That camel joke is as real as it gets. There are camel beauty pageants and people cheated by surgically augmenting their camels.
😮
Grey cat is surprised at banana.
Looks like a smoking ice cube, but is a gray cat.
White cat is not amused enough to emote.
It merely writes it off.
Now WHAT kind of deviant is obsessed with humps?
@@martinmarkov9707there must either be a deep reference to something here that I don't get or... You just had a stroke.
That's messed up... Wow.
A salesman with a set of sharp knives and a god complex lmao. The sword at the end was perfect. Thanks again Roge
Hilarious. I'd so love to see Roger do 'If Financial Planners and Banks Were Honest'
Stock market too
Therapists and activists following shortly after.
Banks and/or stock markets are too touchy of topics, he'd likely be offed along with the cameramen and maybe even going so far as to hunt down everyone who ever saw it..
Yes please 😭
Perfect!!!!
Glad Horton reminded everyone plastic surgery is still sometimes more than just aesthetic. When I was four years old I had to go through plastic surgery because I burned/exploded a good part of my toddler hand with fireworks. And despite the damage, the surgeon did such an amazing, the scars left are barely even visible even when I point them out to people.
Umm, scars are livable part of your body, I have one on my right knee and it is has never bothered me even though it is highly visible.
@@PJDAltamirus0425they were four and their arm exploded/burned because of fireworks. It's a legitimate operation!
@@PJDAltamirus0425 Not hideous burn scars that would only grow as I grow too.
@@PJDAltamirus0425 Burn scars can cause painful, movement-limiting constrictions that make normal life impossible. It's not all just skinning your knee.
Not sometimes - most of the time. Plastic surgeons are physician surgeons of the skin, muscle, fat and more. They restore functionality to limbs and even reattach them, reconstruct body parts after severe injuries, can operate on fine muscles and tendons such as those in the hand, treat burn victims, and more. I really wish people would more often make a clear difference between regular plastic surgeons and cosmetic plastic surgeons.
“Are you ugly?” What an opening line 😂😂😂😂
statistically speaking...
I asked my plastic surgeon what the secret to good plastic surgery was and he told me, "Being very attractive to start with."
Ohh, facts!
Damn!
I like to say, "You can't fix ugly." Some of just have to accept we're ugly pieces of crap
@@thetaekwondoe3887 sometimes it's better to accept yourself as is than to spend mucho dinero to surgically change for someone else, or to have surgery and possibly regret it later
@@JSharpe427 Oh, I agree. Those people who get plastic surgery always look weird.
I'm horrified that plastic surgery for animals is a thing, let alone a _legal_ thing. I'm stunned that doesn't "count" as animal cruelty.
Yes. Animals, like small children, are not able to give informed consent.
@@marydewitt9623 you're safe w/ animals according to Roger.
Why would it be bad to give surgery to an animal, if its ok to kill em by the billions annually?
Oh no tail docking and ear cropping should be illegal
@@kwaii_gamer It already is in civilized countries
As a woman who had a boob job when her husband was constantly looking at her friend who had big ones, and now being 73, I now have deep regret and think about having them taken out every day of my life. DO NOT DO IT!
Sorry to hear that. I had a friend who talked about getting implants just to see how she'd look but I told her she was fine the way she was. I hope she doesn't get them
you had one job. You fucked up
Did that husband leave his wife for her friend anyway?
@@melissacooper8724 I think the wife should have just divorced him if he didn't think she was good enough. And if the friend is a true friend, she would have stuck with her and said something to him about how he has a wife and should look at his wife, not her.
@JSharpe427 I agree the husband and so-called friend are both scum! And the wife made a big mistake on getting a boob job to please him!
"I'll say this with zero judgement, I don't really care I just want your money"😂
“The Humpty Dumpty special. Will take you apart and put you back together again in a single procedure.” That had me rollin!! 🤣🤣
A friend of mine paid $10k for a facelift. She was the only person who could see any difference in her appearance. She's only 3 years older than I am but is constantly mistaken as my mother, which really infuriates her to no end.
The emperor has no clothes.
he cuts to the point in the first 5 seconds. solid.
Think it's hilarious that a lot of surgery to get "hot" makes people look more or less like clones of eachother.😂
EXACTLY. It's creepy and dystopian!!
It reminds me of the people who get those big holes in their ears or put those cow rings in their noses to show their "individuality" while looking like every other person who does the same thing.
That sarcastic laugh followed by "of course you are" gets it.
Roger is keeping it real. Never liked the thought of someone cutting up my body like a piece of meat. So if someone doesn't like my appearance it's not my problem as I don't constantly look at myself in the mirror 😂
So True 👍
But don’t you remember what celebrities like Cardi B, Saweetie, the Kardashians and Jenners, etc said? Plastic surgery is the ultimate expression of self love.
Therapy, meditation, and healthy deconstruction of negative self-talk? Who has time for that when you can pay someone to just replace your body with one that society arbitrarily says is the most desirable. Much easier to love yourself when society says you’re worthy of it now!
Edit to say: this is satire
Sounds about right. You're comfortable being you, to Hell with the rest of them. They should be more worried about being themselves.
@@username-mk4qv Yes but I don't think its the right way to go as standards of beauty are changing everyday which means you could look attractive one day and ugly the next.
@@username-mk4qv That is a load of absolute rubbish it's self hate that drives you to go under the knife. You should not care if someone does not like what you look like. As someone in the comments pointed out society is fickle and beauty standards are always changing. If you want to let someone cut you up like a patchwork quilt go ahead.
"Their heuvos look like they've got yoda scissor lock" 🤣that had me sending whoever did the script deserves a payrise
People do this to animals? MONSTERS!
Only wanted my rabbit to feel good about his/her/their/there/they're winky woo woo 😂
Wait until you learn that Dobermans get their ears cropped and tails docked. There's no such thing in nature as a doberman with pointy ears and a stump for a tail. All the dobermans you see with that outlook, have received that procedure.
My thoughts exactly.
testicle implants are real, too, for dog owners who want to be responsible (have them neutered), but still want the 'look' of an intact dog, either because their manhood is tied to their dog, or, because they have the silly idea that the dog will 'miss them'
I had a neighbor that debarked their dog, talk about cruelty and they still declaw cats. Pet tattoos are a thing too.
I am living proof that some plastic surgeons are wonderful. A car wreck left me a mess. Thanks to the wonderful surgeons, I can go into public without making little children cry.
“idfc, i just want your money” ~ valuable words to live by Roger
Whole industry in a nutshell
@@BrandelwynTijuana Plastic Surgeons won't even mind if you have a case or not 😅
Pretty much every single big corporation's mindset said in one phrase
capitalism at is finest.
“Statistically speaking you probably are” I woke up my neighbors laughing😂 such a low effort, high degree general burn 🤣
The very opening statement had me literally bust out laughing. Loudly. 😂
"Of course you are " Roger 😂
He took me out with "Jeff Bezos posing for a selfie"! I'm officially 💀💀💀
“…Yoda in a Scissor lock…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Roger makes my day
This is so true. People keep saying they do plastic surgery for themselves and not to impress others but it only circles back to you feeling insecure about society's beauty standards. Nothing more.
Edit: unless it's for a life threatening situation
Is it also true for makeup?
@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsmeGood question
@@JatPhenshllem I think it is
@@ItIsTheLordWhoKeepsme As a practicing Christian I find it highly ironic when someone with thick layers of makeup says "God doesn't make mistakes".
@@fosterfuchs reasonable. I find it weird that the people who complain about how makeup companies takes advantage of insecure people are the ones keeping the industry alive.
cannot unhear "yoda in a scissor lock"
Did you see the way Roger cut that guy's robes off at the end? Rodger knows what he's doing! I'm sold!
"I don't f*****g care. I just want your money"
Hahaha ha. Rodger, you're the BEST
I had surgery as a baby for a cleft palate, then in college for the same thing. I also had a Leforte 1 as a teen for dental work: they put plates in my cheeks and chin and did something to my nose. I came out with an overbite instead of an underbite and a slightly more oval face and my eyes don’t bulge as much-honestly, the latter is what sold me on it. I grt a kick out of letting people touch the prominent screw in my cheek and watch them go “Eww!” 🤪
My mom gets Botox for a medical condition and does loose a few wrinkles every 4 months, but sometimes they come back.
I've seen a picture documentation of cleft palate surgery on a baby, and gosh dang, that's close to magic. It's a mean birth defect, and I'm so glad that we live in a time where that doesn't have to mess up somebody's health and youth.
Also: prominent screw? How awesome, you are walking classic movie shout-out! Let me know when you're in the vicinity of Berlin. I'll trade you a scar along the hair line, but i'ts so tidy that it barely counts.
My aunt was born with pallet issues. When she was younger, she could put peas in her mouth and spit them out of her nose. I don't think she really got it fixed, though, because it was always really hard to understand her when she talked. She still talks funny and is hard to understand because she basically doesn't have a proper roof inside her mouth. If she did get it fixed, it was before the doctors were good enough at it that they could actually fix it. I've seen some people who got it fixed where you could barely even tell they ever had anything wrong. Doctors got a lot better than they were back when she was young... she's probably in her 70s now.
How come this guy has only 80k subscribers? Roger's contents are entertaining and with facts. Can't believe.
You just answered your own question
Bread takes time to be baked. The seller will put it out when it's just about to catch mold.
The truth hurt
because most people are stupid and theyd rather hear comforting lies than painful truths.
This guy should have millions of followers
These Honest ads use to be part of Cracked channel and he routinely go millions of views and since people who watch RUclips video are lazy it takes awhile before people sub to a new channel
Share, share, share and appease the algorithm gods with likes and comments
Na, he’s too woke, and makes people question the world around them. Many are too fearful of feeling personally attacked by a stranger in a video
Yea right people HATE the truth!
Most people can't handle the truth and those that could won't find it by those who spread lies (algorithms)
As a person who works in the medical field and for many years now I want to say this is funny and so very true.
The brutal fact is that we *_are_* judged by our looks. When people talk about "natural" beauty, that works if you happen to be naturally good-looking.
agreed to the fullest
What does that even mean you know that attractiveness is subjective right…right?
I love how this starts off with "are you ugly?"
I haven't stopped laughing since the "Oink-Oink-Oink" part of the "If Perfume Ads Were Honest" video! 🐷
The cosmetic animal procedures thing was so horribly on point that I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
This is one of the best yet.
Da.
My brain told me to come here
My brian told me to misspell it's name for some reason
My color square told me to come here.
Roger has effortlessly made it onto every single corporation's death list.
These ads only get better - and Roger ages like fine wine!
Honestly hadn't thought about it before but Ironically this video just gave me the idea to get plastic surgery.
because of you are in this business already ?
@@attilakohbor3360 my 2007 Honda Civic would beg to differ
Be careful. Know your surgeon before doing business with them
As someone with a quite disfiguring birth defect, I am very happy about the cosmetic aspects of my surgeries (which the notoriously stingy public health insurance paid, so the functional aspects definitely were there) 😁
Whether insurance covers a procedure says absolutely nothing about how functional or not it is.
@@Leith_Crowther well... Yes 😁. But if it were purely cosmetical, they usually actually won't pay.
@@kennichdendenntrue, but even it is practical they may refuse. Plus the line is hard to determine sometimes. In my country (the Netherlands) there was a buzz in the news papers about woman often being rejected for breast reconstruction surgery after having to remove a breast due to cancer.
Reconstructive surgery is different from elective cosmetic surgeries. If it helps you breathe better, sleep easier, chew your food better, and genuinely improves your health, I don't see a problem with it.
😮 I’m surprised insurance even pays for things
"are you ugly?" best opening ever.
Up there with the job listing for the car wash in Aqua Teen. "Are you gullible? And stupid? As Hell?"
Do you plump anything besides dumpers? Hahahaha That is one of the funniest lines I’ve heard. 😂😂😂
They made me get botox in my forehead, scalp & neck for migraines and it did shit all but cause an extreme migraine for over a week and made it painful and almost impossible to use my neck and shoulder muscles for over a month. When i got my hair wet in the shower, due to the weight, i could not lift my own head up without using my hands... felt like Beetlejuice or Death Becomes Her. For a couple of months, my eyebrows were flattened into unexpressive dashes and the migraines never stopped.
Uuh..
Why would you go to a plastic surgeon for migraine ??
@@ryomaanime4563
In my case, the neurologist did it. But they mentioned medical purposes for botox in the vid. My point was that botox isn't the easy peasy thing people make it out to be.
A colleague of mine did it but only on the forehead where she felt most the migraines. The justification behind it was to relax de forehead muscle that supposedly where one of the reasons to have migraines. As she put it, it was good because she go no wrinkles for a while but she began to feel the migraines elsewhere in her head.
The first uses of botox were medical, namely in Ophtalmology
I appreciate you addressing the ills that plague society.
I went to a legitimate plastic surgeon to fix tubular breasts (a genetic issue in my family) and honestly, the man was an artist. I'm 100% pleased, worth every penny, 10/10 would do again if I had it to do it all over.
So, while plastic surgery is overall toxic, the point they raise that it can help you in small doses is very true.
I recently also went to one for an eye lid correction. Having extra skin runs in family and I somehow got it the worst. It was considered purely cosmetical to fix but on top of my eyes looking much better I won't have to worry about the skin drooping over my eyes and reducing my vision in the future. It was totally worth it to me.
Agreed, I especially apreciate the work they do with face burn victims and other type of severe scaring of the face, it's almost magic how they can almost perfectly reconstruct someones face.
Just googled 'tubular breasts' and yep, that's a mean trick to play on anybody.
And then there are of course scars from accidents, birth defects ... and seriously, maybe one day the skin around my eyes is so droopy that it impedes my vision.
But my guess would be that 75% of all plastic surgery is just the outcome of way, way, way too many photo-shopped images in ads, posters, glossy magazines, and the sixth circle of hell AKA social media.
It's been so cool to see how much fun Roger seems to be having with the new channel!
Roger sounds like my conscience before i make any decisions
This makes me feel better about the one plastic surgeon I’ve worked with (I work at a hospital, an ocular surgeon) is that he mostly seems to discourage his patients from getting work done. I’ve only seen him more encouraging when the patient’s vision is effected because of drooping kids, stuff like that.
Savings? Welllllllll sign me up 😂.
I laughed so hard at "yoda in a scissors lock", I started coughing.
Suggestion: If The Childcare Industry Was Honest. For example, childcare tuition for a year can possibly cost more than college tuition for a year. Tuition for infant care is the most expensive.
Having worked at a daycare I can tell you it is because of the ratios of adult to infant and max class size that government sets. For us in utah max of 4 infants to 1 adult max 8 infants in a room. If their was a infant in a mixed class of ages max of 8 kids.
For 5 year Olds we where allowed to have 12 for 1 adult and could have somewhere around 20 with 2 or 3 adults.
There are reasons behind it. For one thing, we have ratios for the classrooms. Infants is one to four. Toddlers one to five. Twos are one to six. Threes, fours, and five s are one to ten.Two, the money goes to the upkeep up the center, buying supplies for the center including food, paying teacher salaries (which isn't great because yeah considering they basically pay us teachers pennies), and paying the salaries of all the other staff like Cook, Director, Assistant Director, and spending money on extra stuff as well. Yeah, we aren't just sitting on a big pile of money laughing like crazy.
If having kids was honest
No sleep- the miracle of life
A- I knew I would love this video by the title alone!
B- I should have known better than to watch this while eating!
C- I love y'all! This is the perfect way to start the week!!!
D- What the fuck is a protuberance?????😂😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉
"Honkers and donkers" is now in my in my daily vocab. Thanks roger!
Now I want to go rewatch Repo The Genetic Opera
I only have one problem with Rogers videos and that is we don't get enough of them
Have you seen Honest Government Ads by Juice Media?
@@sophierobinson2738 no but I will now. Thanks
"We leave no fold untucked." The pride in the pause after that witticism is great craft.
"I don't care, I'm just here for your money"
Every politician on earth.
Actually, no. People get cynical about politicians when their own side loses.
Not rightly fair, some go into politics for the power. Maybe they can't get it up and imposing stuff on others is the only way to get off anymore.
Damn! That shine on Rogers shoes would make a Drill Sergeant cry tears of joy.
These videos are super on point.
Natural till I die.
“Looking like Yoda in a scissor lock” 😂🤣💀 I love this guy.
Thank you Roger ... looks like my best plan is to “surgically” remove all the mirrors from my house 👍
Keep up the great work 😀👍
You good bro?
Honestly I never look in mirror and am always surprised when I see myself in photos. "Oh no that's me."
You outdid yourselves in this episode Horton and Team. This was so entertaining 👏🏽
Roger's surgical iajiutsu is flawless. A true master of the craft.
“If Michelin Star Restaurants were honest”, “If Dog Ownership were honest”
Pet ownership was one of his older ones. Sentient Living Animals (Vaccinations Extra)
@@DemonicAdj ooh thanks, will check it out!
When the camera pulled back to show Roger holding a sword case, I knew that whatever would follow could never be bad. 😂
Fleeting beauty standards? My life is fleeting. So is ok
I've been saying, for years, that plastic surgeons are just salesmen in scrubs!
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks that.
That is scarily accurate. As ever, Roger, you're the only one to give true life lessons!
“Women… and narcissists?” LOL!
Knocked that one out of the park!
"Are you ugly? Statistically speaking you probably are." 😂😂😂
Used to know a chick back in school who’s father was a plastic surgeon. Needless to say, she got picked up in a Mercedes from school and lived in a 3 story house up until she moved, and this industry makes far too much money off insecure ppl
It took me years, but I now know that I am ugly. I don’t need anyone, just my pets. They love me for who I am.
One of the benefits of growing up broke is that work like this has never even been a thought lol
**is too distracted by those socks** 😆
Been watching this channel for a couple days. Now I know for certain to not mess with Roger, for he is a master of the Blade
I almost spit out the water i was drinking when i heard "plastic surgery reversal" 😂
This is one of the best series on RUclips, love you Roger!
Plump your dumper, honkers and donkers 🤣🤣
0:48 ...lol is that the beginning.
Honestly dude you are saving lives.......roger for president
Roger Horton is literally the George Carlin of our modern era. And though it's been said countless times, it bears repeating: He must be protected at all costs 😅
A national treasure!
He's too old to be targeted.
Hes like Levine in Glengarry Glenross.
I appreciate this honesty. I am going to make an appointment with a plastic surgeon now. Thanks Roger!
So smooth!
Glad to have you back. (Y) When you're gone, can I take your place? I think I'd do a great surly drunken old guy... I've been one since my 20's. 😆
Hilarious, you should do if heating and cooling was honest
this man deserves more subs
It should have been the other way around... You know.... For the cloth drop
OMG 😂❤ “Kick flipping out of there like Tony Hawk”