Go to the bathroom,can't remember why you went in there, so since you're already there, use it. Wash your hands and brush your teeth. THeRE,you have covered everything,til the next time. Lol, life is GREAT
I'm a cranky old guy,and I approve this message I recently came to the realization that we old farts are cranky simply because we've been dealing with non-stop crap for so long that we just can't take it any more
I think you guys have every right to be cranky. I couldn’t stand being treated like I can’t do anything for myself like you guys are. And also falling under the assumption that old people are just mad for no reason.
This is a truly wonderful video. Young people have no idea how things they take for granted will disappear: smooth skin, shiny hair, endless energy, deep sleep, sharp eyesight etc. thanks Granpa Jack! Make more of these important videos!
That's not entirely true. I'm 22 and I think about that happening to me all the time. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and I panic whenever I forget some ones name.
@@beausheffield1895Sorry to hear about your GPA. We used to make jokes about Alzheimer's back in the day but now we know it's no joke. We still joke about Old Timer's though. I never was good at names, myself, for as long as I can remember. Well, I mean... ,Take good care of your brain, eat right, sleep well, and maybe you'll beat the odds. Live healthy! And don't forget to pray! It doesn't sound scientific but there's evidence that it helps. Just not necessarily how you hoped.
@@zuzanazuscinova5209 Maybe. There's a lot of other things that can cause your skin to get weird. All of your organs affect each other. When one goes bad, they all start going bad. Your skin is one of those organs, so it could be your heart, lungs, kidney, or liver that starts taking you down.
I'm 66 and I look at the bright sides of getting old, No need for Weather forecast: it's all in our bones and joint , No need to eat so often: we're still digesting breakfast. No need to clean up the mailbox of junk mail: they don't offer us anything anymore. Who needs a clock ? not me. Can't sleep ? so what, no time to lose. My house and car are paid for. Thank god for dentistry , I still have all my teeth holding precariously. Taste buds are fading away ? well, there's IPA beer with a lot of Hops. Can't remember something ? so what, no babies to forget in a hot car. Your young neighbours got 2 babies in a row and are happy about it ? you just smile thinking about what's coming up later on. Be happy ! getting old is not that bad.
When you notice all the same crap going on as the elderly do, you don't have to be old to get a little cranky. Agreed, fuck both time and gravity, too. Time only makes you grow older and gravity only kills you quicker.
The part about being in fight mode reminds me of a story a teacher told me of when he was younger and almost got into a fight with an old man and the old man warned him something along the lines of. "Just remembered I'm old , I have nothing to lose and don't care so you may beat me, may even kill me. But I'll be sure you never forget this fight because I will take somthing from you. Might be an eyeball , might be a testicle but I will take somthing"
You may win but I am going to the hospital. You see, I am a senior citizen and there are special penalties for hurting senior citizens. So you will be going to jail where there is a big man that needs a date tonight. Still want to fight?
Meh... Easy come easy go... Young = you can't drive, can't drink, no one takes you seriously, you're dumb, you have no money, finding a job is harder... Old = body falling apart, bored and tired of a lot of stuff, life getting more complex... Young = better looking, have more energy, got a future to look forward to and shape... Old = Smarter, more respected, more freedom... A lot of what I said has exceptions... For example some 60 year olds are hot as hell some how still. While some 20 year olds could have eaten less cake lol. Take the good with the bad lol.
Meat, shmeat. When I die, I'm going to find the ancestor who gifted me with this damned arthritis, and I'm going to kick his ass all over the afterlife for it.
I freaking love elderly people. My grandpa fought the veitnam war and he has so many stories to tell, that I can just listen for hours. None of us understand the struggles these people have gone through in their life so it’s best to just respect your elders, after all you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, literally. Not to mention my grandma was in the height of African American discrimination, she marched with Martin Luther king to make a stand against racial discrimination. Old people have the most majestic and awe inspiring stories to tell, all because they were brave enough to take part in things like racial rights movements or wars. This shows that we also need to take a stand on things like war, racism and fighting climate change and the extinction of earths beloved species. If you guys don’t like hearing how terrible our generation is than we should start taking a stand too.
I live in Florida. One of the southern states where equal rights for all goes to DIE. Even history is being rewritten. If this continues our future generations will think that the SOUTH won the civil war.
Actually that 'old people scent' is because of the old person's immune system being compromised, when you meet someone you 'smell' their immune system, you want to find someone with a different strong immune system to make healthy babies with, old peoples immune systems are weakened creating that unmistakable scent, be immune compromised for long enough and you will smell like an old person at pretty much any age. I'm David by the way.
I'm 66. No, it's not. I don't find experiencing my mortal disintegration a privilege at all. I can tell you youngsters that you find out what you really like and do it as often as you can while you can. That's the true privilege. Because time will eventually take it all away.
Two Roger/Jack videos in a week? +Cracked, you're spoiling me. I don't even care that it's a promoted video. I love old people. Way more than young people. But seriously, what is this bloke's name? He's FABULOUS.
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His name is whatever the hell he wants it to be. Can't take it? Then fight him for it. ... ... Okay, who's taking bets? I'm putting my bucks on the old guy... lol
If his video is about something where money transactions can occur, he is Roger Horton. If not, he is whoever the f*** he wants to be, except Roger Horton.
Heck, I'm 67 and still surprised to be drawing a breath. I like being around young people. They're energetic, still fascinated with the world and full of hope for the future. I still try to impart knowledge to them and some actually listen. And those who don't, well they are just like me when I was the same age. So no big deal there. For the young people who think they will live forever I have a eye opener for you. You won't. I saw enough death early on to learn that. Hopefully you won't have your best friend die in your arms while you try to hold his intestines inside him...no one needs that sort of experience. Peace to you youngsters.
On my 30th birthday, my brother-in-law's 80 year old mother heard me say, "I could swear it was only yesterday that I was 20." She guffawed loudly and replied "Get used to it. It happens every ten years from now on."
I love seeing people who I know aren't going to age well. It just adds to the joy knowing what you are marching to each new day. I got news for you ever injury, ever sports injury, those years of abusing your knees jogging, it a comes back to bite you. Look at your parents, you will become exactly like them.
I was told the reason old people have that smell is in part because it's harder for them to clean themselves because of all the folds and wrinkles and because their organs are slowly shutting down, it's similar to why many obese people have a similar smell
I’ve heard that old or just older people don’t see themselves as old. Looking at themselves in the mirror can scare and surprise them just as much as young people.
At some point, in our minds, we stop aging, it's true. But it's more of agelessness. I don't think I'm young, just don't feel old inside. I'm never surprised by the image in the mirror, been living with it a lot of years.
Seriously? haha, I am just about to disappear in that case, and I do care what I look like, we may be ageing but we should always make the best of what we have.
I can clear an entire room if I try to talk to people about the realities of how old/seniors people are treated in 2023. You can see the uncomfortable real fast. It's a big issue, the treatment, and the ignoring it by pushing it out of sight and mind.
Oh dear God.. my dad just spoke from the grave!! That being said: Their biggest fear - Being caught by the enemy in the battlefield and getting tortured till death Our biggest fear - Being caught by a smartphone in a bad day throwing a fit and becoming a meme
@That One the day my generation stops crying over "offensive" nonsense, the world will be a better place. Literally most of us have all we need to do better things by the end of our fingertips, but we're sadly known for being nothing but pathethic whiners, even if that is "facebook meme mentality" for you.
@That One really? Tell a 35-year old feminist you want to marry a man and raise a family, and enjoy the fireworks. Those are the idiots representing my generation, and will not hesitate to ruin their day just for fun and retaliation :)
@@antianimeclan8558 You know the Great Depression was a financial crisis and not the same thing as clinical depression, right? And that we had a recession in 2008 which many people mistakenly compared to the Great Depression?
*When he said "Come at me bro!" I literally stood up and gave an applause to the old people community 🎉💖 (I'm one of those young nice people that grew up with our grandparents)*
I love being older & retired - I can eat what I want & when, I can stay up late & get up late, I haven't heard an alarm clock for quite some time ( all my appts are late afternoon), go where I want, when I want, socialize on my terms after years of having to put up with people; now I can lock my doors, draw the curtains, putting my car in the garage and no one knows I'm home, YEAH!!! No kids to look after, thank God they're grown; There's freedom like I've never known before, it also helps to be SINGLE, no dirty old man to take care of! My life is full, I'm thankful to my Lord Jesus Christ for all the blessings He has bestowed upon me! And because of Him, I'm not afraid of dying since my soul lives forever with Jesus, my personal Lord & Savior ✝️✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️
Heh, i worked 2nd shift for 15 years, i loved the late afternoon to early in the morning lifestyle. (Apart from 1st shifters not understanding the concept i needed to sleep different hours by necessity) Getting a new job was a bitch though in that regard.
It is true except for one part. We are cranky because we are in pain. One time a woman that worked in a pharmacy mentioned how cranky the old people were. I genlly suggested that it was because we were in pain. I had to go to the cancer unit for chemo and those stupid young people had seats for the employees being interviewed and only two other seats for those being interviewed. All of us other cancer ridden people had to stand in a line five deep. You notice people with pain or cancer they want to sit down immediately. We are weak and in pain. Why don't you be a blessing to old people the way I was at 25-50 years old. Take care of Seniors.
People can be ignorant at any age. Add a dash of interest in helping others and either some sympathy or empathy and one head from a$$ removal and the world would be a far better place. Alas I do not see that happening any time soon. Everyone is too gosh darned self involved to realize there are people with real problems all around they just don't necessarily go around advertising.
I'm 19. I think old people are well dressed af. Hard candy is one of my many awesome snack options and I don't think old people's houses smell bad. Nursing homes do. I will sniff the living fuck out of the 100 year old books at a library and love the scent of antique stores. Either something is wrong with every young person or just me.
'Old People smell' is because as you get older, your skin starts breaking down--it loses fat, and thins out, and is easily damaged. The inside of a human body is rank--it smells awful. The skin and the fat lining it on the inside helps keep that smell in. Also: it is harder to control your bladder as you get older, and you will have 'accidents' Too many of those and your skin, no matter how you wash it, wil retain that
this has helped me better understand my 73 year old mother. im gonna remember these things when she starts to drive me crazy and im tempted to shake the shit out of her. i love you mama!
This is hilarious and so identifiable. Best part of ageing is that you don’t give a çrap what people think, there are no consequences for your actions (criminal conduct aside).
There actually is an old people smell.. Some sort of chemicals or something secretes from elderly people's skin. I saw it on a Dnews episode I believe. The real question I have for old people is why it takes some of them a long while to answer really simple questions. Like what sides they want, even if they already know what they want. And why the heck some of them refuse to wear hearing aids, so I have to uncomfortably yell at at them so they can hear me.
+rachelle2227 Brain function slows down with age. Also the more set you get in a routine the less able you are to make decisions due to a lack of practice. So isolation and lack of activity is bad for people (older ones especially). This should surprise nobody.
RetroMMA I honestly don't know that many people that aren't white, as it's very white where I live. Not in my neighborhood or anything, in the whole center of the state where I live. I have no idea if anyone of any other race smells different. Though everyone has their own smell, so I wouldn't be surprised if people of different races smell differently. The only reason they would be percieved as 'gross' is if you aren't used to the smell, or some other genetic reason. Didn't expect such a calculated response, did you?
Dan Morgan Yeah I guess I should be more sensitive. I just work at a place that deals with old people a lot, and it's sort of weird in my position how long they seem to take, when most of them order the same thing. If they take longer and deviate from this normal, then I get it. I guess I'm just spewing a question I sort of already know the answer to. I know that their minds are full of information so it takes longer to access things, it's just odd to me that this is even the case for simple things.
Love how people always forget is not fight or flight it's fight, flight, or freeze. Some animals don't notice things that don't move, there for it is a valid option when in danger.
I work as a lifestyle (activities) coordinator for an independent and assisted living community. I do see each one of the senior archetypes here! That said, I love our residents and look forward to seeing them (well...most of them) each day!!
Funny thing is I love old people this far from my experience, I mean if you look at my room, a majority of what I own is way older than I am, I would say probably 90 percent of my books I bought used, 60 maybe 65 percent are vintage or antique books, I own a stand up piano from the mod 40s, I have a ton of ww2 memorobilia, I have handbooks and documents from the space race era, various electronics which though not antique are vintage, though most don't work as working electronics are not necessarily within my pay grade frankly. But mostly because of my interest in the past, I have a but of a connection with older people, as they grew up in my favorite time periods, and because of that I am knowledgeable of the times when they grow up, and because of my interest, I love hearing about when they were younger, because those times interest me, I have a couple good friends who are relatively old, and I love to talk to them, also basically any friend I have also is into antiques, also I happen to love hard candy like mints, mints are literally my favorite, also I think I can also get along with and relate to older people is mostly because I guess I think a little but like them, I kind of have a little bit of the mentality of today, but mixed with the mentality of yester years, but that kind of makes it so I can relate to both generations frankly
I'm glad you have books, and are presumably a reader. That will be good for your mind and hopefully your soul. So I hope it includes a Bible that YOU make a well used book. It is an UPRIGHT piano. They were the MID 40s. Thanks for your support. You do spell better than most people nowadays. And when I send in a correction, it is for both you, the writer, AND the thousands who will read it. Thanks for chiming in.
Most of the problems associated with ageing can be postponed and vastly decreased in severity with good diet and vigorous exercise. 99.9999% of people totally give up in that aspect of life before 30, claiming they're just far too busy (where that TV time coming from then?) and think rapid decline is something you have to put up with. It really isn't.
+CoolCatInATopHat Yeah seems like it. You have "old people" that are still getting to greater places in life and then you have other "old people" that have decided they're past their prime and it's time to conform and give up.
+BJ Vynz I know exactly what you're saying, I have one Grandma who's still kicking ass and riding her horses, the other is old, miserable, and talking about dying all the time.
WHAT?!? Hard candy is an "old people thing" in the US?!? You yanks are so incredibly weird. First, you say liquorice isn't the best thing ever, and now you're trying to tell me hard candy is only for old people.
I am a (not at all old) American, and if there are two things I love in this world they're (black) licorice and hard candy, but I'm in a minority over here on both those things and it fucking sucks
ShadowFalcon liquorice is pretty bitter. most people don't like it here. I sure like my jagermiester and to me that tastes like black liquorice. and no hard candy isn't just an old person thing jolly ranchers are fairly popular.
Andy T. BITTER?!?!? Salty I get (that's why there's a variant called Salty Liquorice), but bitter? Sure, maybe it's my Scandinavian palate, but still, I wouldn't call liquorice bitter. Dark chocolate (say, 80%) on the other hand, that's almost like a brick of coffee (luckily, I love strong black coffee).
I actually really like hard candies. Jolly Ranchers and Butterscotch especially. Don't know why I'm responding to an imaginary old man. Maybe as a feeble attempt to justify my actions, and distinguish myself from what I perceive to be the uninformed masses...
+SubAtomic ABomb I like them because that's all my Grandma would bring when she came over, so for about 5 years our only non-parent-given candy was hard
Hey, hard candies aren't that bad. I usually get bored with sucking on them and bite them into pieces to swallow, but it's a nice pure-ish sugary taste. My Grandma keeps Werthers in her glovebox, and when I was little, I used to have one whenever I was in her car.
im 21 and can start to see subtle signs of aging. It’s humbling because it shows me that youth doesn’t last forever, but im not afraid to get older, it will only mean i’ll have gotten wiser and accomplish more.
Hit 60 and you are liberated from giving a damn about a lot of things including peoples feelings. Better you really begin to appreciate the simple things.
So you want to complain about old people? If you know of someone who smells why not get them an aide to help them bathe? There are plenty of ways to help older people, why don't you offer to help with cleaning their apartment or house? That would help with things smelling. Take their dog for a walk and and offer to clean the litter box. Wash the dishes vacuum the rug etc. Help with doing the laundry, anything you do in your place do in theirs. That would be very appreciated especially by someone who has trouble moving around.
Old people don't smell unbathed or even 'stinky', those folks are way worse to try and be near. It's its own smell. It's 'old people' smell. It's not offensive. It is what it is.
The hard candy thing is not accurate. The *real* reason is once you manage to live long enough, your original teeth are no longer in tip top condition. Either you are missing them so it is difficult to chew things, or you have a mix of fillings, crowns, bridges, and dentures which means sticky/chewy candy will mess up all your dental work and might even hurt. Hard candies just dissolve over time, no chewing needed!
David Spring With everything easier to get because of technology, we're a bit more impatient. Hard candy is long lasting so we have to wait for it to melt, meaning most of us don't care for it.
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Inside every old man is a young man wondering "what the hell happened?"
The shock is real.
I think inside me is an old man saying "I just want peace and quiet, and some privacy"
If I woke up in bed with an old man, id be wondering the same thing. Sorry, couldnt resist.
Truer words were never spoke. What the hell DID happen, anyway?
@@potato1341 i hear you, I hear you...
“....when things were better. Probably because you weren’t here.” LOL
Things seemed better because they didn't care probably
That might be actually true. Imagine not having to live in a world with 7 fucking billion people
We had polio and we liked it.
when things were better you were the annoying crazy youth of the time lol
Which is certainly, not probably false. Many problems we suffer nowadays started in his era, so it's more like their fault.
At my age, 68, getting lucky means I remember WHY I walked into the kitchen. 😁
Go to the bathroom,can't remember why you went in there, so since you're already there, use it. Wash your hands and brush your teeth. THeRE,you have covered everything,til the next time. Lol, life is GREAT
@Heny W
I know, right!? There are those days though.
Lol
JC Alpha me too
The youth already has problems with remembering why we came to the kitchen haha
I'm a cranky old guy,and I approve this message
I recently came to the realization that we old farts are cranky simply because we've been dealing with non-stop crap for so long that we just can't take it any more
My thoughts exactly!
Yeah I'm on that road trip too
I think you guys have every right to be cranky. I couldn’t stand being treated like I can’t do anything for myself like you guys are. And also falling under the assumption that old people are just mad for no reason.
you put up with the BS this world throws at you for 60-70 + years and see how pissed off you are
especially young people who act like we acted when we were their age and we realize what dumb shits we really were until we started into our 30's.
Roger stop telling people your name is Jack Hunter. You're Roger Horton damnit.
Horton is best
Haha yes
Roger Horton is his role name...he really is Jack Hunter, the actor. And he is soooo good!
The Trump News Network right 😂😂🙅🏾♂️
Seems the dementia is getting the best of him already lol
Actually I think the biggest source of crankiness is straight-up pain and physical limitatuons.
Yes!
It is. That is how my father feels right now in his old age.
Or someone in or at the beginning of dementia.
He said that in the video.
Ditto.
This is a truly wonderful video. Young people have no idea how things they take for granted will disappear: smooth skin, shiny hair, endless energy, deep sleep, sharp eyesight etc. thanks Granpa Jack! Make more of these important videos!
That's not entirely true. I'm 22 and I think about that happening to me all the time. My grandpa had Alzheimer's and I panic whenever I forget some ones name.
I don't take it for granted, but I do relish in every one of those things as I persecute the fogeys for not having any of it.
@@beausheffield1895Sorry to hear about your GPA. We used to make jokes about Alzheimer's back in the day but now we know it's no joke. We still joke about Old Timer's though. I never was good at names, myself, for as long as I can remember. Well, I mean... ,Take good care of your brain, eat right, sleep well, and maybe you'll beat the odds. Live healthy! And don't forget to pray! It doesn't sound scientific but there's evidence that it helps. Just not necessarily how you hoped.
Don't go out in the sun and your skin will not age like crap.
@@zuzanazuscinova5209 Maybe. There's a lot of other things that can cause your skin to get weird. All of your organs affect each other. When one goes bad, they all start going bad. Your skin is one of those organs, so it could be your heart, lungs, kidney, or liver that starts taking you down.
Aging is all the rage man!
Everyone is doing it
Riverflyswatter S lol
I actually googled this comment to see what I'd find. No memes, no cutsie wall decor, no t-shirts... You need to market this phrase!
@@TheYankeeBuckeye absolute genius
Yeah, literally everyone is doing it
Even food and plants! lol
Except for unvaxxinated kids
I'm 66 and I look at the bright sides of getting old, No need for Weather forecast: it's all in our bones and joint , No need to eat so often: we're still digesting breakfast. No need to clean up the mailbox of junk mail: they don't offer us anything anymore. Who needs a clock ? not me. Can't sleep ? so what, no time to lose. My house and car are paid for. Thank god for dentistry , I still have all my teeth holding precariously. Taste buds are fading away ? well, there's IPA beer with a lot of Hops. Can't remember something ? so what, no babies to forget in a hot car. Your young neighbours got 2 babies in a row and are happy about it ? you just smile thinking about what's coming up later on. Be happy ! getting old is not that bad.
Magnus Sirius: Thank you for making me laugh at what you wrote. True, so true.
Almost 69.
This fills me with hope. I feel like I've become acutely aware of the years ticking by as I become 36 in the next month.
I can't wait to retire and your comment just makes me want it that much more
This delights me, I’m glad such positivity still exists with some people😊
I'm only cranky because of two things: Time and gravity.
Not enough of the first and too much of the second.
When you notice all the same crap going on as the elderly do, you don't have to be old to get a little cranky.
Agreed, fuck both time and gravity, too. Time only makes you grow older and gravity only kills you quicker.
Maybe you should get to know them... study physics
Gravity is an asshole.
@@Laura-Yu What?
When my 18 yr. old Daughter calls me old, I just tell her "I take comfort in knowing that you will be here one day too"
Rub it in ✊
If she's lucky!
Savage
If she's lucky, she'll be old one day
My grandma once challenged me when i called her old, and i was like 10yo. She said if you live enough, one day you,ll be old like me. On spot.
The part about being in fight mode reminds me of a story a teacher told me of when he was younger and almost got into a fight with an old man and the old man warned him something along the lines of. "Just remembered I'm old , I have nothing to lose and don't care so you may beat me, may even kill me. But I'll be sure you never forget this fight because I will take somthing from you. Might be an eyeball , might be a testicle but I will take somthing"
You may win but I am going to the hospital. You see, I am a senior citizen and there are special penalties for hurting senior citizens. So you will be going to jail where there is a big man that needs a date tonight. Still want to fight?
Sounds like the old man was a "Henry Fool" fan. ruclips.net/video/0aaW_VMMa2E/видео.html
i would just apologize, hug them and cry... for i know i will be like him/her...
I'm 17 and loved this. . . definitely will be more understanding of old people now
I'm almost 28, but I've understood the elderly for as long as I can remember.
@@nerinablais6623 Well isn't that just special!
@@virginagobetz4756 why do I feel like you're being sarcastic?
Meh... Easy come easy go...
Young = you can't drive, can't drink, no one takes you seriously, you're dumb, you have no money, finding a job is harder...
Old = body falling apart, bored and tired of a lot of stuff, life getting more complex...
Young = better looking, have more energy, got a future to look forward to and shape...
Old = Smarter, more respected, more freedom...
A lot of what I said has exceptions... For example some 60 year olds are hot as hell some how still. While some 20 year olds could have eaten less cake lol.
Take the good with the bad lol.
@@nerinablais6623 Ya think?
Best thing about getting older is that you don’t give a shit about almost everything.
Best thing about getting older is that you don't have to prove yourself to anyone.
@wO we all start saying since the moment we were born
@wO we all start dying from the moment we were born
AMEN
Now I would say ok boomer but your not saying shit about ”younger people are so much dumber“ (when younger people are actually smarter)
This guy ROCKS!!! I can't stop laughing at his Sarcasm in all his videos!😂😂😂
right???
@@CheatPotionMaker a true legend
I like when he says, wrong again.
at 64, I'm grumpy because everything hurts.
Sophie Robinson I'm 23 and at the same stage
Inflammation.
Ain't THAT the truth!
Meat, shmeat. When I die, I'm going to find the ancestor who gifted me with this damned arthritis, and I'm going to kick his ass all over the afterlife for it.
Meats fine stop eating sugar
His name is jack? Plot twist this is Future Jack O'Brian
+Jamal Nuh That's impossible, that would require jack O'Brian to grow a pair
+blacklespaul01 well old Jack.. is just Cranky Jack... so he would have had some time to sprout a pair.....
HOLY SHIT
me: "Take a snickers"
Jack: "why should I, can't taste it anyway!"
me: "you become an old man when you're hungry"
I freaking love elderly people. My grandpa fought the veitnam war and he has so many stories to tell, that I can just listen for hours. None of us understand the struggles these people have gone through in their life so it’s best to just respect your elders, after all you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for them, literally. Not to mention my grandma was in the height of African American discrimination, she marched with Martin Luther king to make a stand against racial discrimination. Old people have the most majestic and awe inspiring stories to tell, all because they were brave enough to take part in things like racial rights movements or wars. This shows that we also need to take a stand on things like war, racism and fighting climate change and the extinction of earths beloved species. If you guys don’t like hearing how terrible our generation is than we should start taking a stand too.
I live in Florida. One of the southern states where equal rights for all goes to DIE. Even history is being rewritten. If this continues our future generations will think that the SOUTH won the civil war.
Actually that 'old people scent' is because of the old person's immune system being compromised, when you meet someone you 'smell' their immune system, you want to find someone with a different strong immune system to make healthy babies with, old peoples immune systems are weakened creating that unmistakable scent, be immune compromised for long enough and you will smell like an old person at pretty much any age. I'm David by the way.
Yeah you can literally smell death on them.
+cRaB jUiCe animals in care homes often do just before someone dies
+Demon Rock97 Or, as in an episode of "House", they just like the warm blankets.
Idiot.
+David Cruickshank Spent a lot of time smelling old people, David?
RetroMMA no, I do this think called educating myself.
Getting old is a privilege many don't get.
You mean nightmare?
I'm 66. No, it's not. I don't find experiencing my mortal disintegration a privilege at all. I can tell you youngsters that you find out what you really like and do it as often as you can while you can. That's the true privilege. Because time will eventually take it all away.
Ha!
So true I am only a Gen Xer and a lot of my peers are dead already. Shoot and I am still young.
@@jeffa6780 Yep eyesite and hearing is the first to go along with early stages of arthritis that kills my hands and knees some days
Two Roger/Jack videos in a week? +Cracked, you're spoiling me. I don't even care that it's a promoted video.
I love old people. Way more than young people.
But seriously, what is this bloke's name? He's FABULOUS.
John Dwyer I should have clarified, what is the ACTOR's name.
+Maddy James Jack Hunter I think
Brian Ring www.imdb.com/name/nm0402857/ Thank you! This does, in fact, appear to be him. Cheers, Brian! You ROCK.
Thanks Maddy, you ROCK TOO!!! :D
+Maddy James
He's actually credited in "If Jewelry Commercials Were Honest": Salesman - Jack Hunter.
Memory is the 2nd thing to go when you get older. I can't remember what the first thing is!!
Eyesight. presbyopia sets in at around age 40 - 50.
@@jdenino6022 /r wooooooosh
Yup
But in the best /r woosh way possible
Your dick!
Older people get dry mouth frequently. Hard candies help moisten the mouth by producing saliva.
Christina BlackFeather: Oh! Thanks for the hint!!
Your profile picture is my brand
Too much hard candy can give you *cavities.*
chet: old people tend to not have teeth so not much of an issue there
Ah! You said “moist”!
I wish my grandpa was still alive to yell at us behind the screen door.. Get off my lawn! 😭 R. I. P Gramps
Remember, the alternative to getting old is dying young. Live life to the fullest and grab all the gusto you can while you’re above ground.
Above ground and vertical.
That is such a good point!
I'll take the "die young" option, thank you
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Yes. 😍 😍 😍 😅 l,m 80, and , led a life of adventure and travel, like no one, l,'ve ever heard of..,, 😍 😍 😍.
Best Old Person On The Planet
Grrrio
I agree
Getting old is not for wimps.
Peter Nachtwey: getting old is FOR whoever makes it.
Haha yup.
Didn't Mae West say it takes guts to get old....
MrHillfolk: maybe she did. But really, all it takes is longevity.
Dying is easy , it's living that's hard .
God bless the senior people.
This is SOOOOO dam funny. I couldn't stop laughing XD
+BanditIncorporated I still need to check out part 2 of your Revenge of the Sith video. Guess now's a good a time as ever.
Hi I commented here so one of my few fans could say something about my channel so that you could come to my Channel and subscribe so I can gain a bigger fan base from other bigger more successful channels!
Wyatt Fenlason Also cos I cant be bothered to log out and log in again with a different account
+BanditIncorporated it isn't
BanditIncorporated I guess that works :)
Isn't he Roger Horton?
They keep changing this name.
His name is whatever the hell he wants it to be.
Can't take it? Then fight him for it.
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Okay, who's taking bets? I'm putting my bucks on the old guy... lol
sak sezo xx
His real name is Jack Hunter.
If his video is about something where money transactions can occur, he is Roger Horton. If not, he is whoever the f*** he wants to be, except Roger Horton.
I'm 18 and my favourite candy is Werther's, which I found out about through my grandparents.
TheAcePool Werthers r delicious!
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Yeah, thems is good. I like to pop three in my mouth at a time. Lots of flavor that way.
Do you have progeria?
@@K9River Uh, no. Who wants to know?
"...well, for what will likely be a theme here, you're wrong." LMFAO
Heck, I'm 67 and still surprised to be drawing a breath. I like being around young people. They're energetic, still fascinated with the world and full of hope for the future. I still try to impart knowledge to them and some actually listen. And those who don't, well they are just like me when I was the same age. So no big deal there. For the young people who think they will live forever I have a eye opener for you. You won't. I saw enough death early on to learn that. Hopefully you won't have your best friend die in your arms while you try to hold his intestines inside him...no one needs that sort of experience. Peace to you youngsters.
Roger Jack which is it really?
none
+Rathial questions that need to be answered!!!
+Rathial he said Jack and i had to stop for a moment..
+Adrian Zhang (ayszhang) Or you could just look his name up on Cracked. :P
+Rathial It's because in this video he is not playing his Roger character but rather himself, Jack Hunter.
On my 30th birthday, my brother-in-law's 80 year old mother heard me say, "I could swear it was only yesterday that I was 20." She guffawed loudly and replied "Get used to it. It happens every ten years from now on."
"Back in the day, even the worst things were still GREAT." lol
When I was a kid we walked to school, 8 miles,uphill both ways, with no shoes, in the snow. We were glad to do it. Love this video.
A lot of people improve with age. Others get worse. It's very individual. Some people don't change much and others do.
"I'm so old that today, for me, shooting up means the enema bag!!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
The best thing about getting old is, that you just do as you please... Well, I do.
I love seeing people who I know aren't going to age well. It just adds to the joy knowing what you are marching to each new day.
I got news for you ever injury, ever sports injury, those years of abusing your knees jogging, it a comes back to bite you.
Look at your parents, you will become exactly like them.
You forgot the old people smell is sometimes due in part to the medications.
Young people shouldn't take those drugs
Or Ben-Gay, or Preparation H (hemmorhoid cream) or moth ball residue from preserving wool garments, or....
The issue really changes with age no matter if you're taking medication. It's part of the aging process. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_person_smell
Meds, rubs and creams, and nasty perfume. Hormones, maybe?
I was told the reason old people have that smell is in part because it's harder for them to clean themselves because of all the folds and wrinkles and because their organs are slowly shutting down, it's similar to why many obese people have a similar smell
'' What? You think we smell? Well i think you smell go fuc...Oh. Okay fine, the smell, we talk about it. ''
Secret deodorant and French perfume.
This guy is incredible. I hope to be like him someday. Also, my favorite candy is airheads.
Will Lastnameguy well he is gonna ignore you (watch the last part)
Old people may be cranky but they do respond very well to any sign of love like cleaning for them or listening to their stories...
I’ve heard that old or just older people don’t see themselves as old. Looking at themselves in the mirror can scare and surprise them just as much as young people.
At some point, in our minds, we stop aging, it's true. But it's more of agelessness. I don't think I'm young, just don't feel old inside. I'm never surprised by the image in the mirror, been living with it a lot of years.
That is so true. I think the loss of muscle strength is a far more unpleasant surprise than what I see in the mirror. I can always avoid mirrors.
I would not care to live through my twenties again, though...
Seriously? haha, I am just about to disappear in that case, and I do care what I look like, we may be ageing but we should always make the best of what we have.
@@miriambucholtz9315 I think I would like a re-do on my twenties with the attitude and knowlege I have developed at 69. I would truly rock it.
I can clear an entire room if I try to talk to people about the realities of how old/seniors people are treated in 2023.
You can see the uncomfortable real fast.
It's a big issue, the treatment, and the ignoring it by pushing it out of sight and mind.
👍
@@williebeamish5879 if people are okay with their grandparents being treated like trash and having terrible lives, I'm sorry to be people
Oh dear God.. my dad just spoke from the grave!!
That being said:
Their biggest fear - Being caught by the enemy in the battlefield and getting tortured till death
Our biggest fear - Being caught by a smartphone in a bad day throwing a fit and becoming a meme
@That One the day my generation stops crying over "offensive" nonsense, the world will be a better place. Literally most of us have all we need to do better things by the end of our fingertips, but we're sadly known for being nothing but pathethic whiners, even if that is "facebook meme mentality" for you.
@That One really? Tell a 35-year old feminist you want to marry a man and raise a family, and enjoy the fireworks. Those are the idiots representing my generation, and will not hesitate to ruin their day just for fun and retaliation :)
@That One well, I'm a Millenial, I know, you can trigger most of us quite easily, especially the younger and lefty ones.
Yo.
"You're smelling the depression, the real one."
wowww
young people cant get depressed this is fact
@@antianimeclan8558 You know the Great Depression was a financial crisis and not the same thing as clinical depression, right? And that we had a recession in 2008 which many people mistakenly compared to the Great Depression?
My body is 67, but my mind hasn't caught up yet.😂
*When he said "Come at me bro!" I literally stood up and gave an applause to the old people community 🎉💖 (I'm one of those young nice people that grew up with our grandparents)*
LOL, you can't help but love this guy....so funny!
I love being older & retired - I can eat what I want & when, I can stay up late & get up late, I haven't heard an alarm clock for quite some time ( all my appts are late afternoon), go where I want, when I want, socialize on my terms after years of having to put up with people; now I can lock my doors, draw the curtains, putting my car in the garage and no one knows I'm home, YEAH!!! No kids to look after, thank God they're grown; There's freedom like I've never known before, it also helps to be SINGLE, no dirty old man to take care of! My life is full, I'm thankful to my Lord Jesus Christ for all the blessings He has bestowed upon me! And because of Him, I'm not afraid of dying since my soul lives forever with Jesus, my personal Lord & Savior ✝️✝️✝️🙏🙏🙏♥️♥️♥️
Lol!😁😁😁😁😁
Sounds like you killed the old bastard for the insurance loot to live off of. Good for you! That is called initiative and I applaud you ma'am :-)
Heh, i worked 2nd shift for 15 years, i loved the late afternoon to early in the morning lifestyle. (Apart from 1st shifters not understanding the concept i needed to sleep different hours by necessity)
Getting a new job was a bitch though in that regard.
LMAO! I've been doing this for over decades starting in my 30s!
@@WillieDWashington lol!!😁😁😁😁🙌
I look after oldies for a living. And I love them. They do not care what anyone thinks! Absolute Legends!!😀
It is true except for one part. We are cranky because we are in pain. One time a woman that worked in a pharmacy mentioned how cranky the old people were. I genlly suggested that it was
because we were in pain. I had to go to the cancer unit for chemo and those stupid young people had seats for the employees being interviewed and only two other seats for those being interviewed. All of us other cancer ridden people had to stand in a line five deep. You notice people with pain or cancer they want to sit down immediately. We are weak and in pain. Why don't you be a blessing to old people the way I was at 25-50 years old. Take care of Seniors.
Are you serious? Where do you live that you have to wait in a line for a chemo infusion?
In pain and often socially discarded. I mean Medicare...unreal! I don't like how we treat our elders.
Well we dont want to look after you because you are cranky.
People can be ignorant at any age. Add a dash of interest in helping others and either some sympathy or empathy and one head from a$$ removal and the world would be a far better place. Alas I do not see that happening any time soon. Everyone is too gosh darned self involved to realize there are people with real problems all around they just don't necessarily go around advertising.
That doesn't excuse the massive amount of abuse old people heap on us. Then have the gall to complain about our manners.
"Reminds us of when things were much better... probably because you guys weren't here yet" ...that's grade A stuff right there!
Cheers
This still 4yrs later has my dude and I hysterical! 🤣Great laugh!!
laughing my face off! I love the smug, punchy writing and smiling delivery...thanks for Crackeding me up!
I'm 19. I think old people are well dressed af.
Hard candy is one of my many awesome snack options and I don't think old people's houses smell bad. Nursing homes do.
I will sniff the living fuck out of the 100 year old books at a library and love the scent of antique stores.
Either something is wrong with every young person or just me.
Everything is right about your comment. And no you're not wrong, everyone is just not as awesome as you.
Immortal Rain Aww, thanks!
Most reasonable people can agree that the majority of youth is very, very wrong.
Cody Cullum I agree
'Old People smell' is because as you get older, your skin starts breaking down--it loses fat, and thins out, and is easily damaged. The inside of a human body is rank--it smells awful. The skin and the fat lining it on the inside helps keep that smell in. Also: it is harder to control your bladder as you get older, and you will have 'accidents' Too many of those and your skin, no matter how you wash it, wil retain that
I am almost 70 years old and you are so right. The great thing is,all these smart ass youngsters are going to get old too,if they are lucky.
I thought his name was Rodger
his name is anything he wants it to be
hes the most intresting man in the world
Never call him Rodg' !
he is just reading a script
Fucking is an odd first name....
This was genuinely really interesting and enlightening.
this has helped me better understand my 73 year old mother. im gonna remember these things when she starts to drive me crazy and im tempted to shake the shit out of her. i love you mama!
This is hilarious and so identifiable. Best part of ageing is that you don’t give a çrap what people think, there are no consequences for your actions (criminal conduct aside).
I don't know - I'm 70 and I don't have those problems.
There actually is an old people smell.. Some sort of chemicals or something secretes from elderly people's skin. I saw it on a Dnews episode I believe.
The real question I have for old people is why it takes some of them a long while to answer really simple questions. Like what sides they want, even if they already know what they want. And why the heck some of them refuse to wear hearing aids, so I have to uncomfortably yell at at them so they can hear me.
+rachelle2227 ~ You hit the nail on the head with that comment!!!
+rachelle2227 Will you also admit that Blacks, Mexicans and Koreans (for example) "smell" or is it just old people?
+rachelle2227 Brain function slows down with age. Also the more set you get in a routine the less able you are to make decisions due to a lack of practice. So isolation and lack of activity is bad for people (older ones especially). This should surprise nobody.
RetroMMA I honestly don't know that many people that aren't white, as it's very white where I live. Not in my neighborhood or anything, in the whole center of the state where I live. I have no idea if anyone of any other race smells different. Though everyone has their own smell, so I wouldn't be surprised if people of different races smell differently. The only reason they would be percieved as 'gross' is if you aren't used to the smell, or some other genetic reason. Didn't expect such a calculated response, did you?
Dan Morgan Yeah I guess I should be more sensitive. I just work at a place that deals with old people a lot, and it's sort of weird in my position how long they seem to take, when most of them order the same thing. If they take longer and deviate from this normal, then I get it. I guess I'm just spewing a question I sort of already know the answer to. I know that their minds are full of information so it takes longer to access things, it's just odd to me that this is even the case for simple things.
Love how people always forget is not fight or flight it's fight, flight, or freeze.
Some animals don't notice things that don't move, there for it is a valid option when in danger.
Old Spice was good enough for grandpa and it’s good enough for me.
I belief old spice is trendy again. The brand I mean.
Amen
Old spice is good.
I am more of a Hai! Karate! man myself
I never used aftershave when i used to shave.
I said screw it and just grew a beard back in college 20+ years ago.
I remember when safe sex meant not getting caught by their parents..
"You entitled Jabroni". Damn, that killed me😂😂😂
I am missing my grandparents
I miss mine too. 😞
mine are still alive but one day they will be gone and it depresses me even thinking about
Old people aren't aliens? They're just humans who've been around a long time?
These videos teach me new things all the time.
Pouncey wait! Old people arent demons?
I work as a lifestyle (activities) coordinator for an independent and assisted living community. I do see each one of the senior archetypes here! That said, I love our residents and look forward to seeing them (well...most of them) each day!!
Funny thing is I love old people this far from my experience, I mean if you look at my room, a majority of what I own is way older than I am, I would say probably 90 percent of my books I bought used, 60 maybe 65 percent are vintage or antique books, I own a stand up piano from the mod 40s, I have a ton of ww2 memorobilia, I have handbooks and documents from the space race era, various electronics which though not antique are vintage, though most don't work as working electronics are not necessarily within my pay grade frankly. But mostly because of my interest in the past, I have a but of a connection with older people, as they grew up in my favorite time periods, and because of that I am knowledgeable of the times when they grow up, and because of my interest, I love hearing about when they were younger, because those times interest me, I have a couple good friends who are relatively old, and I love to talk to them, also basically any friend I have also is into antiques, also I happen to love hard candy like mints, mints are literally my favorite, also I think I can also get along with and relate to older people is mostly because I guess I think a little but like them, I kind of have a little bit of the mentality of today, but mixed with the mentality of yester years, but that kind of makes it so I can relate to both generations frankly
I'm glad you have books, and are presumably a reader. That will be good for your mind and hopefully your soul. So I hope it includes a Bible that YOU make a well used book.
It is an UPRIGHT piano.
They were the MID 40s.
Thanks for your support. You do spell better than most people nowadays. And when I send in a correction, it is for both you, the writer, AND the thousands who will read it.
Thanks for chiming in.
Tesseract 14 bbb
2:27 When things were better.... Most likely because you weren't here yet 🤣🤣🤣
I'm in my 30's but I have always loved the older style hard candies. Best candy ever.
Most of the problems associated with ageing can be postponed and vastly decreased in severity with good diet and vigorous exercise. 99.9999% of people totally give up in that aspect of life before 30, claiming they're just far too busy (where that TV time coming from then?) and think rapid decline is something you have to put up with. It really isn't.
+CoolCatInATopHat Yeah seems like it. You have "old people" that are still getting to greater places in life and then you have other "old people" that have decided they're past their prime and it's time to conform and give up.
+BJ Vynz I know exactly what you're saying, I have one Grandma who's still kicking ass and riding her horses, the other is old, miserable, and talking about dying all the time.
why the fuck one would like to try living properly in this fucking miserable world.
Big Baby Blue Eyes Damn. Such is life.
+Avataraang Katara shut thr fuck up
WHAT?!?
Hard candy is an "old people thing" in the US?!?
You yanks are so incredibly weird. First, you say liquorice isn't the best thing ever, and now you're trying to tell me hard candy is only for old people.
I am a (not at all old) American, and if there are two things I love in this world they're (black) licorice and hard candy, but I'm in a minority over here on both those things and it fucking sucks
ShadowFalcon liquorice is pretty bitter. most people don't like it here. I sure like my jagermiester and to me that tastes like black liquorice. and no hard candy isn't just an old person thing jolly ranchers are fairly popular.
Andy T.
BITTER?!?!?
Salty I get (that's why there's a variant called Salty Liquorice), but bitter?
Sure, maybe it's my Scandinavian palate, but still, I wouldn't call liquorice bitter. Dark chocolate (say, 80%) on the other hand, that's almost like a brick of coffee (luckily, I love strong black coffee).
ShadowFalcon I'm scandanavian as well. but maybe bitter is the wrong word. it's an awkward flavor hard to describe.
Andy T.
Yeah.
Salty isn't right either.
Closest thing would be "liquorice", but that's kinda like saying it's "shaped like itself".
The little strawberry candies with the gel filling and the strawberry print wrapping !
I actually really like hard candies. Jolly Ranchers and Butterscotch especially.
Don't know why I'm responding to an imaginary old man. Maybe as a feeble attempt to justify my actions, and distinguish myself from what I perceive to be the uninformed masses...
+SubAtomic ABomb Learn from my mistake, Jolly Ranchers really fucked up my teeth.
+SubAtomic ABomb I like them because that's all my Grandma would bring when she came over, so for about 5 years our only non-parent-given candy was hard
+SubAtomic ABomb "Dont know why Im responding to an imaginary old man....."XD
+Kelsey Snugglebug (Grim)
To be fair, that guy was a professional actor.
holy shit an honest utube comment
Very funny! Loved the not so subtle digs heaved at "young people."
I feel like a new born baby. No teeth, wear diapers... just like a new born
-Roger- Jack is my favorite part of Cracked.
As a young person, this actually helpful to see things from your perspective ha
Hey, hard candies aren't that bad. I usually get bored with sucking on them and bite them into pieces to swallow, but it's a nice pure-ish sugary taste. My Grandma keeps Werthers in her glovebox, and when I was little, I used to have one whenever I was in her car.
The fight or flight mentality is comedy gold.
"You are young and happy..." Yeah sure 😒.
Take heart. I've heard stories of old people in nursing homes having torrid love affairs.
Jack Nicholson said, "When you're over 50, never trust a fart. And never waste a hard on"..
Jack, my door is open anytime!
Words to live by. All you young people should use it before you lose it.
Why am I watching this when I'm 19?
Because you are precocious; ahead of the future plan. Smart.
Cause you’re going to be an old fart someday?
To learn. Lol
Maybe thinking how GOOD life can be?
You seek wisdom, grasshopper. (And if you get that reference - I salute you!)
im 21 and can start to see subtle signs of aging. It’s humbling because it shows me that youth doesn’t last forever, but im not afraid to get older, it will only mean i’ll have gotten wiser and accomplish more.
Nope, I'm hitting 60 and a lot of old people just turn stupidity into arrogant conceit,
But while sight, Sound and taste fade, Whiskey still tastes good
JOHN Pappone Whisky is unhealthy and can ruin your body faster.
@@seankrueger3848 I'd rather go out in a blast then slowly fade out
Agreed, if you can remember where you put it!
Hit 60 and you are liberated from giving a damn about a lot of things including peoples feelings. Better you really begin to appreciate the simple things.
High waisted pants were popular in the 1940s and 50, but were scoffed in the 1960s. I've never seen anyone wear them since then
Absolutely brilliant! This opinion has nothing to do with the fact that I'm closing on 76 years of age...
So you want to complain about old people? If you know of someone who smells why not get them an aide to help them bathe? There are plenty of ways to help older people, why don't you offer to help with cleaning their apartment or house? That would help with things smelling. Take their dog for a walk and and offer to clean the litter box. Wash the dishes vacuum the rug etc. Help with doing the laundry, anything you do in your place do in theirs. That would be very appreciated especially by someone who has trouble moving around.
If they can get their attention off their cellphones long enough to be that productive..
Old people don't smell unbathed or even 'stinky', those folks are way worse to try and be near. It's its own smell. It's 'old people' smell. It's not offensive. It is what it is.
I never smelled an old person in my 80 years!
JM Dragonborn MAKE ME SHUT UP ASSHAT!
"When things were better. Most likely because you weren't here yet." LOL
We'll all be sassy old people one day. We may as well start the sass now. :3
The hard candy thing is not accurate. The *real* reason is once you manage to live long enough, your original teeth are no longer in tip top condition. Either you are missing them so it is difficult to chew things, or you have a mix of fillings, crowns, bridges, and dentures which means sticky/chewy candy will mess up all your dental work and might even hurt. Hard candies just dissolve over time, no chewing needed!
I friggin love this guy.
the real question isn't why old people like hard candy, it's why us young people seem to hate it.
David Spring With everything easier to get because of technology, we're a bit more impatient. Hard candy is long lasting so we have to wait for it to melt, meaning most of us don't care for it.
Wafflez Puncakes well, I personally love hard candy.
David Spring I love it too. Especially Werther's
David Spring lol
I love them though... WHAT AM I!?!