If Tampon Ads Were Honest (Also Maxi Pads & Other "Feminine Products")
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2017
- Not that we want tampon ads to get all into the graphic details of what their products actually do. But seriously, what’s with all the yoga and blue fluids?
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Okay but why is “standing up and feeling a jelly fish glorp out of you” so accurate
Soooooo accurate😂😂😂😂 but how does he even know that feeling lolol
Hahaha...finally, a man who understands!
jellyfish are actually quite crunchy and kind of hard
Im a statistic honestly I never found a better way to describe it
Riiiiiight??? Lololololol!!!
*”Feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you.”* I’m DEAD. 😂😂😂
Also, I applaud you for talking about the dangerous carcinogen Dioxin that is in almost all female products. I have endometriosis and I’ve never realized how many women had no idea about Dioxin
Well it's not wrong
And yet surprisingly accurate.
What's For Din'? That shit happens after you have a baby tho...lol
What's For Din'? I know right
“Hell we’ll even tac on a luxury tax even though you have to buy this.”
That hurt.
It is however a lie. The UK standard VAT applied to all hygiene products is 20%. Apart from those like 'feminine hygiene products' which attract the discretionary tax rate - or luxury tax rate, or alternatively the "lower tax rate' of 5%.
So you want to quadruple the tax added to your products? Or just STFU and pay the 5% instead of 20%. I will go for the latter, but it is your call.
A much larger reason for insanely high prices is the marketing budget, including expensive TV advertising campaigns to encourage gullible women to buy the branded product with some alleged advantage or gimmick for what is essentially packaged wood-pulp - rather than the drab box of off-brand alternatives which cost less than a quarter (and thus also attract less than a 16th of the standard rate tax you could be paying).
You don't need to pay for adverts for a blood absorbing thing you stick up/on your hoo-ha as needed. That is the company scamming you into buying their product, by lying to you and making it more expensive by the cost of the lie, plus a bunch of extra greed, because they can attract market share with packaging and catchphrases.
Not a lie. In the U.S. we DO pay luxury taxes on them!
@@user-jy3zl2vp4b The taxation is at base state sales tax, or exempt in every state.
Your claim of 'special' higher rates for tampons is a lie or weasel words specifically chosen to be misleading.
@@gracesprocket7340 It's not a lie, many countries tax them like non essential products.
@@lovepilie Yes, Standard rate sales taxes, like on essential toilet paper. Your shading of the truth is a bold faced lie. Always has been.
Body: make baby?
Fertile person: not this time
Body: ..."no"?
Body: "no"?!?
body: TAKE THIS
This was so good 🤣🤣
Just get pregnant every month
@@rexjolles oh my god you absolute mastermind
@@threebirdsinatrenchcoat I am mega brain smart time
@@rexjolles 100% iq
I frankly want to see a period commercial of a lady sitting on her couch in pajamas eating ice cream and junk food watching TV, then she turns to the camera and says, "I feel sick, my stomach hurts, and I have a burning headache, but with a few pain pills and my (brand name) maxi pads, I can be mildly comfortable for 30 minutes to an hour."
Genius!!!
Tayla Smith lol 😂 I never do that but You are right!!! 😂
paul the deceiver depends on the woman and your relationship with her.
paul the deceiver
Some do. It really depends on the individual and sometimes the specific menstruation. Typically, I don’t like being touched anyways, so when I’m on my period it resonates a hell of a lot louder. Basically, I turn into Kuzco for 3-5. Then there are other times where I just wanna cuddle and am five times more horny than usual.... 🙂
I’d buy
I don't get when people think pads are gross because "oh i don't wanna marinate in my own blood all day" like, you're supposed to change them when you need to, not wear the same one all day...
Jillette right on.
Right? Like when it gets uncomfortable.....change your pad.....it’s pretty simple
Changing them is a plus hassle in our already hassle-filled lives.
LOL
Tampons are much cleaner but less safe. I still would not use pads ..cant stand the feeling of the discharge...🙈
I love how this man is so open about talking periods.
He is what a man should be. Don't be oblivious. Recognize the truth and reality.
What is there to talk about?
well he is getting paid
@@pzindy7673 Why should we have to teach you when they should be taught better at school? Or... you can use the internet.
@@pzindy7673 Wtf. So we’re supposed to do what, exactly. What is your expectation here. Do fucking tell. Because what it sounds like is you intend to keep intending to be willfully ignorant until someone forces you to learn something.
‘Made with real non-organic cotton’ lmao!!! 😂
I thought cotton was organic,I don't even wanna know about the non-organic kind.
@@michaeldavis6993 ... non-organic means the cotton plant is sprayed with Pesticides. Organic wasn't available till a few years ago....so gals my age had to use toxic tampons.
Why use the word tampon when you can call them "Vampire teabags" 🤣
Delicious.
*WHAAAT* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For when you'r experiencing your own, personal monthly shining
Just no, Flo
Lol
I learned more from a joke video than any sex ed class I ever had to take
😂😂😂💯💯💯
Sad, isn't it?
That's our society for ya. Yikes.
Aubrie Elliott We live in a society
Ain't that a crying shame
They depict blood as blue
Roger is wearing a blue tie
HMMMMMMMMMM
Great observation. Top marks.
roger is bleeding out because an angry feminist stabbed him in the chest because she is a tampon psa
"Soak 'em up sticks." 🤣😂
They look like Tampax Pearl Lites.
"Diaper stickers."
One sanitary pads box at a store made me laugh recently. It had a graphic of a cotton flower and writings like "cotton softness!!" etc. and below, small letters: "The product doesn't contain cotton."
Talk about consumerism.
I laughed so hard after reading this that my dog who was sleeping woke up with a jerk, scared and ran out of the room.
Ah 😅
What!?
a box of tampons I had had claimed to be "up to 100% leak free!"
Well no shit, sherlock.
The best euphemism I know is "The Red Army has invaded The Netherlands"
My gf didn't find it as funny as me
KaiserDragon I find that hilarious 🤣
XD
Time to change
Hahaha good one buddy😂(Dutch person here)
My boyfriend called me his little ketchup packet once and I laughed so hard that I missed ten minutes of the musical we were watching together
What if US Military recruiting commercials were honest.
"hey, you wanna throw yourself in the face of death for a country that does not care about you?"
@@MegaMGstudios "Prepare to work absurdly long hours, often in dangerous conditions (and I'm not even talking about combat), for less pay than you would be making doing the same job for anyone else, all while enjoying the pleasure of being screamed at and relentlessly micromanaged by someone whose primary qualification is having joined a few years before you!"
@PRO’s Gaming you forgot to mention how they don't report certain harassments by other from paper work
@PRO’s Gaming No they'd never say US Military out right. It'd be more like join Horton's Air Force or something
Be all you can be.
Lol
I wish I would have seen this in 1971, when I was 12 years old. It would have explained so much. 😂😂😂😂
I am never calling them pads again. They are now DIAPER STICKERS!!!
And I just clicked here because of that anime girl profile picture.
Same
*diaper*
Or feminine diapers!
I call them bandaids but that works too
A jellyfish glorped out of you- that is the best most accurate description of it i have ever heard
book worm AMEN!
eww that gross yuck..
first but not last it is if you are a man :)) if you are a woman this is normal.
This is why women should be treated well - they certainly get the most annoying part of being human.
Agreed...SO accurate!
"feeling like a jellyfish just glorped out of you" Dead!
As a young teenager,I was always confused about why periods had to be blue in color and not red
Because that might ick out a man. We can't have that. /s
When I watched the adverts,I thought that the blue liquid was a random liquid to test the absorptive capabilities of the sanitary pad
Unless one is a fan of Twilight or True Blood the colour red may not bother those types of people because reasons…🩸🧛♂️🧛🧛♀️!!!
In order to not tempt the vampires
blue is a calming color
That woman sat up quick when he mentioned blood poisoning. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Toxic Shock Syndrome is only rare *because* of public ads informing women not to wear tampons for extended periods.
'...and feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you..'
Or if a giant chunk of lining comes out all in one piece.
Wtf is a glorp
Yes, what is it?
It's a feeling. Ever held wet silly putty in your hand? Kind of slippery and you're trying to hold onto it but then it slips out? That's kind of like a glorp.
That's exactly what I was thinking haha!
Where’s that one girl commenting about HOW AWESOME her menstrual cup is and how the rest of us diaper sticker wearers are HEATHENS?
Because they get less ads because they sell less.
You buy one. That's around like 20 bucks. And you can use it for a hella long time. Unlike pads or tampons.
They don't make as much money.
She's in the comments.
@@dutchik5107 The Diva Cups I have seen are more like $30.... 😏
@@MarySmith-lv3mo so?
@@dutchik5107 You said they were like around $20, and I sneakily smirked and replied that the ones I saw cost about $10 more. You get a good deal if you pay $10 less than the ones I see.
And then there is that one woman in a group of friends who's entire period always consists of a single teeny tiny red spot, so she never needs pads or tampons.
I- I think there is something wrong with her...
that doesn't sound healthy :/
That is a sign of something being wrong...
And I bet she never got pregnant.
I've never used tampons or pads, just toilet paper
"shove a potentially poisonous blood rag into your hooha" I snickered for a good 5 minutes. Nice delivery.
omg...... I could not stop laughing at that .... and he says it with no interruption..... I wonder how many takes it took to spit that out.... haaaaaa haaaaaaaa....
I had to pause the video. Good lord lollll
I'd watch the outtakes.
Hoohaa tho💀💀💀
FAVORITE LINE!!
I want the honest commercials to come back
I miss them too
Amina Kranson They are too funny, the asshats probably paid Cracked to stop. Messing with the profit margins.
but cracked's video department shut down
Dana Laptopcharger it really did? Speak up! dont leave me hanging please
I fucking dont
Roger is more educated about periods than just about every man I’ve every met. And some women! Love this!!
And I bet most women don't know much about shaving their balls or their face. No different than a man not knowing much about periods is it?
OMG I died a little when he called them Soak 'em sticks LOL
“Buy our soakem up sticks” 😂😂😂 pretty much
Ikr? I couldn't stop laughing at that! LOL
"Feeling like a jellyfish just glorped outta you" is literally the most accurate statement of how it feels I have EVER heard!!....subscriber earned my friend ;)
Lmaoooo yess
How would you kniw though? Has a jellyfish ever glorped out of you? 💦😂
Iron Snowflake lmao....I know, right.
@onelove 💪❄ lol, thanks 💓
I know all about jelly fish. When you're purse seining for salmon, if you're the web or lead ring dude, you'll have jelly fish falling on you the whole time you're pursing the line. I can't even imagine one oozing out of me...lol...
Props to him for talking about periods and vaginas with no shame 👍🏻
When Roger said a “jellyfish glorped out of you,” I felt that.
Sounds like you need a blood stick. I just happen to know a guy...Horton.
How he kept a straight face throughout this is beyond me....or the camera man....or anyone else in this vid.
EOS1 IKR LMAO
"Anything that would normally be described as red, such as blood, we're committed to always portray as blue."
Okay, I have a few questions about your tie, Mr. Horton.
XD
THANK YOU, I skipped back because I thought they might have changed his tie from red to a blue one, but I came back very disappointed
Nater K 😂 😂 😂
My mother would have had a hissy fit watching this. She was a teen in the 1930s and 40s when pads came in those huge boxes. The saleslady would stuff paper in the bag so nobody knew what you were carrying home. She absolutely forbade me to use tampons (in the 1970s) because they would break my "virgin layer" (hymen) and that I wouldn't be a virgin anymore. So glad our society has gotten beyond that.
I had a hysterectomy and don't miss it a bit.
In their defense, the government adds those taxes; the manufacturer has no say in that.
@@jbird4478 While it was recommended that women stay home, the vast majority of them would not have been in financial situations that would allow it. Of course, I don’t know how far back you’re going here, so if you’re referring to some time in the 20th century, my knowledge on the practices around menstruation is pretty weak, so you’re probably right in that case.
Roger being bloody honest...
Riding the crimson wave...awesome...
Feminist bout to attack y'all for the period jokes😂😂😂
That’s cringe worthy....
Emme BluFyre true haha
Zing!!!!!
"Soak 'em up sticks" I. Died. 😂😂😂
Britney Jean Spears Stalker Nice name. 😏
Pls make a video called “if the porn industry was honest”.
"Watch one or more actors act a pale parody of sex and teach people without experience bad sex expectations and habits"
I don't think RUclips itself is ready for that. He would literally break RUclips as such a controversial video would be so popular yet in a gray area of guidelines.
It's something we all actually need but the world isn't ready to accept yet
😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂. That's a missing one, we bet those erections have countless cuts, editions, props and pure Viagra. It would be like Viagra's. 😆😆😆😆😆
......no.
Why did I learn more from this than 5 minute video than the entire 20 f**king years I've been alive
Soak em up sticks!! I'm never saying tampon again! SOAK EM UP STICKS
and diaper sticks!
kushegga95
"Stick 'em ups", "corks", and "surfboards"... XD
"Our soak em' up sticks are made with real non-organic cotton..."
“Jelly fish glorp out of you” is how I’ll choose to describe my period as now.😂😂
You know the video is gonna be great when roger by the way starts with “hello ladies” oh you’re a real charmer says conker
🦧🎅🏿👍🏻
Diaper stickers really got me. That shits hilarious! 🤣
As a female, thank you for this video.
micha awad cause it's funny and honest
TayToria did you watch the birth control one? priceless
As a sensible person, those commercials are made to appeal to females and they work.
Either you are thankful for them bullshitting in your name, or you can't accept that most women aren't like you.
Lesbian Amazon Sister.
It's called common sense, no need for authority here.
But let me demonstrate this to you.
"Who buys those products"?
Second.
"Who makes a choice to which product to buy?"
Thirdly.
"Who uses those products?"
And lastly, as the answers are all women, well, considering companies that made real blood and grumpy people advertisements didn't outpaced their competition, turning real blood and grumpy people advertisements a must in order to compete with the market then I and everyone else can safely assume these advertisements were made for women.
lloydgush as a sensible and a hopefully person I believe that smart people like you and me will take away a very powerful message from this video..I personally look at it as an enlightening video.. I will work towards improving the tampon, sanitary pad and baby diaper situation..coz we can do better for our sons and daughters rather than wasting our time and energy 'bullshiting'😇
Apart from the comedy this is the most up front, specific description of one of nature's most natural phenomena and all its complications that I've ever seen. They should show it in high schools.
“Jellyfish glorping our of you” “glorping” is the most perfect word. riding the crimson wave”
These are so funny
I got an ad for period proof underwear....
Fun Ghoul Me too
Me three.
Me four
it looks magical and I plan on buying them.
Same here
soak-em-up sticks?
sticky diapers?
Ha ha ha! Loving the writers!
4:15 "Toxic Shock Syndrome"
Ahhh, yes I was lucky enough to go through this and I thought I was dieing. Also ladies, putting in/taking out your tampon incorrectly, too fast or changing tampons too quickly can cause tss too :')
Two years later and I'm still getting replies, I am not a professional go talk to your gyno please 🙏 also lots of menstrual brands are getting shit right now for testing products with water instead of blood or something with a similar viscosity so do your own research and definitely check that out
Are you serious, what is this a video game QTE where the reward for getting the timing exactly right is survival??
I havent been able to successfully try tampons yet and have stuck with pads all these years and what I learned in the video was enough to put me off ever trying again, but this has me determined to spread the word to every woman I know, these things arent fucking safe and it took a Cracked video to find out
TSS is definitely a risk anytime you have something in your vagina for hours at a time. Menstrual pads and cups have a much lower (but of course not zero) risk of TSS. They are safer overall with way more absorbancy. Most people can go 12 hours wearing a disc. It’s a life changer. No one solution works for everyone, but if you can try a cup or disc you might be surprised.
just dont wear them. wear a pad instead. then you wont ever have that issue
too bad we only got tampons and pads as an option. I mean we can't go without and there's no other alternative
@ilovepdub this is where menstrual cups come in! Safer, more comfortable, discrete, can wear for up to 12 hours (depending on flow). I've never looked back. There's a small learning curve when you first use one, and emptying them can be messy if you're not careful (always do so in a bathroom with a sink!) but it's hand on heart been a gamechanger for me
Pad companies: light breathable material
Also pad companies: extra ultra thick 12 layer leak free full protection all day
In the uk, a store called tesco now pays the tax on tampons and pads so the customer doesn’t have to
Good guy Tesco
And passes the difference straight to the customer!
then they should also pay for tax on condoms and toilet paper... and fap tissues.
TheNorseGinger he was spot on about the toilet paper part.
I dont choose to poop. And having shit come out of one of your oriphaces sounds more gross than blood. Yet we all do it. And trust me, after some taco bell with extra spicy sauce that shit hurts.
I’m dying “Diaper stickers”
Turoq ikr
You first commented about jellyfish, didn't ya?
Lol!
#Hoohar, #suckitup
More like underwear stickers
Disclaimer: am a dude.
However, when I was watching the infographic thing that detailed what exactly happens during a girls period I was just thinking about how amazing the human body is and how similar we are to machines and engines. I’m not sure why it’s seen as nasty considering it’s just the release of waste materials. But I do get why you’d want to be as clean as possible with it and not make a huge mess. From what girls have told me, it can be a real burden on their lives and having that protection from leaking and (for lack of a better term) unexpected excretion makes them feel safer and more comfortable in a mental kind of way.
SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT!!!
Thanks for your empathy 🥰
we love you bro
Exactly. We just want to be as comfortable as possible and not make a mess. Thanks bro
It can also be difficult if you have a parent who looks down on using tampons because you're young and they feel it impacts virginity. So, you get stuck having to wear a big pad. When I was a kid, pads were huge, you could see them through pants. You also risk them leaking. So all day, you're paranoid, feel gross and keep a sweater to tie around your waist.
Another thing is if the pH balance is off, the blood can have a burning sensation.
"...You and your luxurious blood puddle..."
"And allow yourself the luxury of sitting in room temperature underwear all day" 😂 that's me I can't cope with tampons.
Me either! I thought I was the only one who wore pads. All of my friends use tampons.
They freaks me
I never wore tampons cant handle it and dont understand how women can walk around in those!
@@theoneandonlypinkypinky8245 You really shouldn't be able to feel it if placed correctly...
@@aspenmontgomery409 I am a rape survivor and might be able to feel things others cant; I am 56 years old. Its not like I just tried them on and I am 11 years old.
Why isn’t this guy running for president
#Roger2020
Oh yeah, I'm totally a Jew. I handle money like a pro. Fuck yes. Pfft.
Because he is honest.
voters dont wont realists they want a dream that cant be achieved usually
He could make a video just kdfw these except for if he read running for president that would be fun
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You must've known I'd come back to this classic after watching the new one... 😆 Welcome Back Roger!! 🎉🎉🍾🍾🥃🥃
It's not very honest or accurate though.
I don't know what I'd do without my "Hygienic bloodsticks"! For the first 2 days wearing a super+ or ultra and a phonebook-sized "Diaper sticker", only last me about an hour!
The only good thing about it is, it only lasts 4 days.
You might want to get yourself checked out, though. Such heavy bleeding can be a symptom of fibroids.
@@TheFeldhamster Nah, but thanks. I've been checked out lots of times, nothing wrong just how mine works.
It's been 27 years so far and always the same. Other than being tired for a few days it's never caused any real problems,I don't even get cramps!
All 5 pregnancies were smooth sailing and full-term... Quick deliveries thou so maybe my uterus just likes to get stuff done!
This channel is dead without roger bring him back!!!!!!
It hasn't uploaded for 10 months soooo.....
Where's roger by the way? He's old is he still alive?
it's actually dead because cracked laid off their entire video production wing
@@grassbearreal why?
@@M3gekje money
I got a period underwear ad before this.
Same
Same here
What, you wear underwear from the 1890s? ^_^
On a side point: Ugh.. I'm so glad I'm a dude, and only have to suffer from the Sweat of my Brow (hey, its there in the Bible ^_^)
Me too.
You do know that your smartphone picks up keywords that you speak in your day to day life, and then uses those keywords to match you with corresponding advertisements, right?
The jellyfish statement is dead on accurate. I have to say tho, my menstruation is a level of disturbing that really shouldnt be discussed in the presence of polite company. Its bad, like gotta have surgery once a year bad or else.
F
“.... feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you...” omfg that is the best way to explain it... ever.
"I'm Roger, by the way. Not sure if I mentioned that earlier." For some reason, this was my favorite part. Please tell me I'm not the only one...
Yes I laughed also
it sure was.. "one of the" favourite parts..
...he sure has panache
Don't worry it's ok to express your stupidity here over the internet... good job.
@@Sc0rphionx yes good job to you sc0rphionx. Express all you want with dumb comments.
The man is pure Gold
Yeah I always thought that blue fluid they use in commercials was weird!!! Soak em up sticks lol I can't!
earth ocean It is a myth that deoxygenated blood is blue; all blood in the human body is red. Don't believe me look it up
earth ocean hemoglobin is red due to the oxidation of iron in red blood cells. Even veinous blood (blood returning to the heart/lungs) is still red.
That blue fluid always made me remember JD and Veronica killing Heather Chandler. Well, at leats that scene have more red than the commercials
earth ocean nope. It's a myth. Blood is red due to presence of haemoglobin
"A jellyfish glorped oughta you" yup, pretty much accurate.
"Your sharkweek will be mostly mess free" HAHAHA
Tony Gonzales nope. blood EVERYWHERE
LMAO
He said, “your shark week”. Lmao the funniest thing I have heard all week. 😂
I guess they should do a new version of this because now they use red in the ads & say period & some places don't have taxes on these anymore.
In any case this has been true for too long...we can t pretend it didn t
Pretty Accurate when it comes down to discussing "Girl Bandaids" that is what my Sisters always called them!... 🤣
It always confuses me when people are like “With pads you’re sitting in wetness all day.” No.......pads absorb that so your pad is dry just stained....if it feels wet.....that means it’s time to change your pad.
Kate H touch your pad and tell me your finger doesn’t get blood on it, there not that food
Rebekah M well yes of course you're gonna have blood on your finger...........there's blood on the pad........it's just absorbed
Really? 😩... really really? And you're a woman? No.. all of that you said... just fucking No.
Kate, ever have a heavy flow? Wet the second that f+++++ goes on. I have a prolapse and sadly tampons no longer do their job so I gotta go back to the diaper sticker. And it isn't all bad, now that I am approaching menopause I can finally understand you pov. But most women will eye roll u. Because a jelly fish just globbed out of them. ☮️
Then you never passed giant amounts of jelly fish clots. No absorbing those delightful, jiggling exploding bombs. Menopause is a relief!
*Wait till you see when you need to patch on a large wound with tampons for a bandage, it really works on emergency stuff*
Guntur Wibowo tampons were actually originally used for being inserted into bullet wounds during WWI but the nurses were like "... hey wait a minute I got an idea"
Guntur Wibowo works for a bloody nose too.
Guntur Wibowo is there a story to this or is it just a thought?
Ross Vegas yep
Guntur Wibowo not only tampons for deep wounds, but also pads for less deep wounds.
DIAPER STICKERS 🤣 Lmfao this description is pretty accurate
That was simply educational and funny. PERIOD.
Period!!!!
Diaper stickers
I thought this video was a bit over the top and not particularly funny. BUT diaper stickers killed me.
I kind of laughed here and there, but that is the one that really got me.
KristinM2288 exactly
EXACTLY XD
That's going to be my new code word for pads from now on XD
👌🏽
SOAK EM' UP FLUFFY STICKS
A euphemism a friend and I started using a couple of years ago: "The Russians have arrived." XD
I call mine fake news because why the hell am I still dealing with it at 46 ?
This taught me more about what menstruation is actually like than any conversation with a girl or sex ed class about it.
I am now only referring to a period as a crimson wave.
that actually sounds pretty cool - good idea :-3
I've got to go with the " Communist in the gazebo".
I call it the dementors. And pads are patronuses. I use these code words so i can scream out to my mom at home without my curious younger siblings understanding
actually sounds heroic if not in the same context
turtleisjorian I prefer *bloody hell*
Man it really sucks that this was canceled. It was so good :(
Is this great segment cancelled?? Unsub :/
Otonium its worse than that. Pretty much the entire youtube arm of Cracked was shut down. They dont make anymore youtube videos at all.
Corranhorn122 did they go bankrupt?
Dead pool its on wikipedia I think. Something about a company buying cracked and changing its focus back to the website. They apparently werent making enough money for what had been put into the youtube department, so the new owners decided to lay everyone on youtube staff off and shut it down.
no they went bankrupt
Lmao standing up and feeling like a jellyfish just glorped outta ya that is so ridiculously right on lol
I had a friend who was a paramedic until he developed Lupus and had to retrain for another career. He told me they got a call one time where a young lady was extremely ill, and it turned out she had developed TSS from a lite tampon that got lost up inside her for six weeks.
When I was a kid, I thought women had to wear pads because they started peeing themselves at a certain age. XD I didn't know about menstruation, and the blue liquid in commercials looked more like urine than blood to me.
Yeah, well.
It's not fair.
When eggs die, afab people have to bleed out of their genitals for 5-7 days straight. Every single month of every single year until they have no more.
Comparatively, when sperm dies, can you guess what happens?
Nothing.
True
Well I guess that's better than thinking that your mom is getting them because they are one time use shoe inserts for her bad feet. ( childhood me didnt somehow connect them to the commercials or never saw the commercials and thought the pads where shaped like insoles for feet).
@@bookwermofthefandoms - They scream. Oh, all the screaming! It's terrible.
Women also have to wear pads for peeing themselves too. I haven't had children and tbh all of it looks horrible, you spend years having a visitor who never turns up on time and makes themselves right at home creating misery. Then go through child birth which looks actually fucking horrifically agonising. Then your pelvic floor is fucked so you piss yourself when you stand, laugh, cough, run or any other activity that is slightly exhorting. Then your visitor fucks off and that's a whole kettle of fish in itself. Womanhood is pretty shit 😂😂
Makes me wonder how many takes they have to do, no way a guy could say this so unemotional in one take.
How does he so accurately describe a period?
Like when he talked about how wearing pads is like sitting in room temperature liquid I felt it
"ride the crimson wave" is my new fav next to "chase the cotton mice"
"Diaper stickers"😂 that's basically what they are
They get stuck to my underwear every freaking time I change my pads gaaaah
an inside job diaper xD
Wow... i never really understood what my wife goes through now until watching this. This should be part of childrens mandatory sex ed
Thank god I did not get that "sex ed"thing
@@Supiragon1998 you edited your comment when you meant to delete it
Exactly - lol!
You could have asked your wife what she goes through rather than wait to learn about it from a cracked video :)
@Mark Moldovan you must be an incel.
How in the hell does this get by the RUclips censors? I am glad it did, I could not stop howling! Incredible and truthful!
I’m 13 and still haven’t gotten my period, but by the way he describes it, I’m scared.
I’m a man and I’m scared
1)lucky
2)be afraid.be very afraid.
jk
You'll have to keep going for like 35 years sooo........yeah.good luck
Luella Adubofour lol thanks.
This is the best straight man (old term for actor saying silly shit and keeping a strait face during) since John Cleese of Monty Python fame.
Ah... good ol' Basil Fawlty.
Or leslie nielsen (airplane, naked gun series).
bro, had to define straight man of the 21st century
This is probably more educational than American school sex education 😂
That still exists? At what age is it and how do I avoid it? I do not plan on getting a girlfriend. But, marry randomly for 5 years just to get a green card.
Even i learnt somthing new after 20 years of having my monthly cycle...i dident know tampons are so dangers
It is.
@@shantolion1576 - There is certainly some risk. Finding out more might help you feel more comfortable about the choices you make. :-)
And that’s why I wear the cup. Best decision ever.
Before they made cups, I just started using my diaphragm. (I'd gone on the pill and it seemed a shame to waste it) It made sense to me. Every woman I told thought I was insane. Now look.
Does it leak? I want to but I’m worried
@@jessiemayfield6749 it doesn't. You really only bleed like a tablespoon. (,excluding tissue) and you have to empty it ever 12 hours ish. So just do that when you wake up and before going to bed.
Make sure to sterilize it by boiling it every once in a while. Especially the first time. Just rinse it everytime tho.
If you're scared, especially in the beginning. Just use a pecentative pad. But it should create a kind of vacuum, it doesn't just turn sideways.
Dutchik I’ve been told it did by someone who tried she thought she was the wrong shape, but 😊
@@jessiemayfield6749 yeah if you don't put it in properly it can. Definetly.
But there really only is one shape. And that's round. Because strong, and the cervix is too.
I'm glad I'm done with all that..😌
Hoorah for menopause!!!
Lol one good thing about age LOL
Amen, sister! Never have to go down that aisle again!
Same except for me it's horah for birth control. After I started throwing up during my menses, I got on BC and don't ever plan to be off until I hit menopause. The period monster can pass me on by, I ain't taking the abuse anymore. No more vomiting and jellyfishes coming out of me, lol.
That won't happen to me for a while, so I'll just get my reproductive system removed.
Hmm ohh (I'm just 13)
Luxury tax...for tampons?
*tableflip*
It's taxed as a luxury item in the United States
What the hell?! Why???
In Australia they incur a 10% Goods and Services Tax because they are considered a non-essential item.
Okay, to ACTUALLY answer this: no, tampons do not have luxury tax. It's just a thing some people made up so that they could get people to complain about the government, and some other people (eg: Cracked) believed them because they want reasons to complain about the government.
I'm going to reiterate what I've said many times before: Cracked writers get very, very stupid when the topics of feminism or sexism come up.
Oh, and I mean they don't have a luxury tax anywhere. Not America, not EU, not anywhere.
Wait... red? It's supposed to be red?
I have to make a phone call.
New Message ha!
New Message that was funny!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just glad to see a guy knowing how a period works.
Soak 'em up sticks! 🤣
A must see educational video every daughter.
I'm a guy and even I know that it's it's fucked that menstrual items are luxury tax
I could not find any evidence that menstrual items are taxed as luxury items anywhere in the united states. To be fair i did not check other countries, so they may be referring to a country they are not based in.
Menstrual items are taxed at either the default sales tax rate or not taxed at all depending on the state.
Darryl Jack The world is fucked up. Tax in general sucks. We all pay to wipe our asses and own things.
you don't know that, because tampons, in fact, are not taxed as luxury items anywhere in the western world. this is a feminist myth that simply will not die.
Tampons and other menstrual products are not a necessity. You don’t “Have” to buy them
Talsong Kingslayer Truth!