For the "skinfluencers" - you forgot to mention their camera filters. I have a friend who has a filter on her cellphone camera that always makes us look amazing! It's sad that society is so taken in by social media influencers - nothing you see on social media is real.
They actually have it done in real time on video. Deformed Kimmy K ALWAYS has it on. She's insanely scary shaped like a circus freak, but the real time manipulation hides a ton of it. You can see it when it glitches.
Oh it's not just them. It's almost everyone on tv, which kinda started when covid hit and the Zoom meetings/broadcasts were more commonplace. When actors, journalists, newscasters, etc. went back to work just about every camera recording has a filter. How vain. The camera on my phone does it automatically when you take a selfie, the filter doesn't turn off. The pictures end up making everyone look flawless. No one is flawless! I'd rather see what someone actually looks like.
I’ve heard things about that phenomenon, how certain products can keep skin cells trapped on the face for extended periods of time - thus preventing them from naturally falling off when their cellular life cycles end.
There’s a reason that you shouldn’t place cow fat and Omnijelly on your face… that last word, I just made up, but it’s about as useful as some of this random chemical nonsense they throw together.
@@wintersolstice4793 That would probably be the case with constant usage. The aging effect temporarily happens to my hands when I clean and disinfect something large with some basic rubbing alcohol and a washcloth.
As someone who has recently gotten into skin care, I think this is absolutely hilarious and true. I have watched a couple dermatologists and they say all you need is to cleanse, moisturize, and SPF. I’m really glad because I could not afford a $50 moisturizer let alone a $250 one
So basically instead of spending 2 hours in front of the mirror, sleep those hours! That would do more for your skin! And put that money away to reduce your stress, another way to stay young!
@@daliab8493 Which means that you're doing exactly what CG_Hali recommended. Spend the extra time sleeping instead of wasting it in front of the mirror.
I worked as an esthetician at Massage Envy and never pushed people to buy the overpriced skin care and I was fired because I was _required_ to average $40 of product per client when I KNEW they didn't need it. Good riddance!
this is so true, I went traveling back home in Rwanda and brought heaps of skincare products with me. One Sunday we went to a very rural church in the middle of nowhere and I saw so may women with perfect skin and I knew that they weren't buying or had access to the skincare products I had. After that encounter, I'm very skeptical of anything that's not a cleanser and moisturizer.
"My skin care line...will transform your old ugly...face into a teen dream...never mind that this is scientifically impossible... " -Roger Lol hahaha 😂
This is so true! I'm so glad that I'm pushing 60 and have never put any of that crap on my face. Basic cleaning and if necessary, basic moisturizer. I have a few wrinkles, not many - I've seen women 20 years younger than me with a lot more - but I'm not going to hide them. I damned well _earned_ every little line! Keep at it "Roger"; never stop telling us the truth!
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Really wish more people realized how much wearing sunscreen when you’re young makes a difference when you’re older. My mom had skin cancer when I was a teen so after that I made it a point to avoided tanning beds and wore sunscreen. I’m pushing 40 and look younger than my peers who thought they needed to have a tan. So much of skin care is a scam or makes things worse. I actually had issues with cystic adult acne for awhile and spent so much money trying to fix it. I actually ended up finding out it was being caused by my diet (apparently I can’t eat soy). I wish I could get all that money back.
Amen to getting food allergies diagnosed! I developed cystic acne at 20 and with every passing year, it got worse. My food allergies were diagnosed at age 39 and changing my diet meant no more acne.
Yep. I have a relative same age as me, we are close to 50. She's spent hours in the sun and a tanning bed at home. Plus she smokes and that wrinkles you up real nice. I'm not joking that two of my friends on two separate occasions thought she was my mother. I don't have one wrinkle on my face and can easily pass for 30. I think it's good genes as well though, everyone in my immediate family looks way younger.
Hate to break it to you but sunscreen causes cancer. You don’t need it at all. There is NO conclusive evidence that sunscreen prevents cancer. Quite the opposite.
most parents that grew up in the 80's were all about tannign and putting on tanning oil and baby oil and laying out in the sun to get super dark. now all these older people look super wrinkly and melanoma-y.
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@@noahpartic7586 If you get acne due to immune response to C. acnes or abnormal differentiation of keratinocytes, you need retinols to regulate your skin.
My wife knows she doesn't need all this crap and I'm glad. These claims of making people look way younger than they actually are always seemed ridiculous to me. Glad to see these skincare brands knocked down a peg
My ex was the opposite. I tried to explain that she could get the same, or better, results with cheap stuff. But she believed, or perhaps desperately wanted to believe, in the unsupported hype. But then again, she married me so she wasn't too bright at times.
“You don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars propping up some companies marketing. But MY skincare line is the real deal!” Just take my damn money already roger
As an Esthetician. I actually love this. I constantly have to manage expectations when it comes to home care. Truthfully the best things are a dermatologist and sunscreen.
Some stuff in stores healed my skin - others practically permanently destroyed it. One of them's proactive acne treatments - my skin thinned out so much - I got sun damage. It just caused the problem I tried to avoid!
All I do is use an exfoliating cleanser, topical salicylic acid if my skin looks a little bumpy, and some moisturizer. I don’t use sunscreen unless I'm outside in direct sunlight for more than 10 minutes. I don't give two sh*ts about wrinkles. You can’t stop the clock, people! There is so much more in life to prioritize.
If you're going to be outside target early mornings or late afternoons... the more atmosphere between you and the sun then the less harmful rays will reach you.
I have a friend in her 50s who looks like she’s in her 30s. She told me her mother always wore and insisted her kids wear sunscreen. My friend is also a hiker, which I think is part of why she has a young looking figure, too. I was shocked to learn her age when we met a few years ago, as she passed for her early 30s.
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Sounds a lot like the 16th century Hungarian countess Bathory who truly believed that to keep her youthful looks she had to bathed in virgin’s blood weekly.
Whenever you feel like buying celebrity advertised beauty product just ask yourself if this exact product was around 100 years ago if not ask yourself were there good looking women 100 years ago...of course there were but not because of this celeb product that you're using but because of what Roger said: good genetics good sleep and good food.
TBF (still agree with the overall point) antibiotics weren’t even commonplace a hundred years ago, so pretty big changes can happen in relatively little time.
You can't reverse age, you can only slow it down. I find it funny they made fun of snail mucin not for the reason they intended; it's one of only two scientifically proven with peer reviewed skincare ingredients for slowing down the process of skin wrinkling (excluding sunblock ones, sunblock is the closest we have to the fountain of youth)
My grandma died at 84 and hardly any wrinkles on her face. I've seen 30 year old women with more. Her secret? She applied copious amounts of sunscreen and put sunglasses on even on cloudy days. She avoided the sun because sunlight gave her crippling headaches. My mom is also aging well but she was diagnosed with a sun allergy as a kid. Thankfully she out grew it.
As someone in an MLM who sold skincare, there are no lies told in this one. Women would say to me all the time, they would buy whatever to look like me but I was fortunate in the skincare department. I felt inauthentic and had to get away because I felt like a fraud to these women.
Genetics (and not being stressed out) play a bigger part in your skin than people want to admit. The rest is maintenance, and you don't need 15 products for that. But focusing on what you actually need doesn't sell, so here's some magical slug mucus! We made up the "benefits" but you're too petrified of your own mortality to notice!
The reason we don't hear more about that: How do you charge people for a night's sleep in their own bed? Can't. Thus it's uninteresting, by profit-sucking corpo standards. Same goes for healthy eating; why would they want us healthy? The worse we feel, the more tailor-made products we'll seek out to patch the holes in the sinking ship that is our body. And a stress-free life, well... can't have the poor people imagining that. They might protest against awful work conditions.
@@hazukichanx408I wonder if they have partnerships with fried food manufacturers, or perhaps even Philip Morris or Pabst, to drive up the need for extra skin care products.
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@@dewilew2137 Sunlight the is good for you, most people get too little sunlight and suffer from vitamin d deficiency as a result. Also vitamin d is not a vitamin it's actually a hornone.
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There are several ingredients that you should definitely be using to maintain good skin. Don't bother with fancy brand names. Look at the ingredients! Hyaluronic acid and niacinamide to moisturize and hydrate. Salicylic acid to keep pores clean and exfoliate. Glycolic acid peels for deeper, weekly exfoliation. Vitamin C to give your skin a healthy glow. Retinol and related products to slow or reverse aging. SPF 30 on all exposed skin. For the rest of the body, usually any old moisturizer should do the job!
Skin… like your kidneys, are organs that have functions. And it’s been functioning without all these ingredients for thousands of years. Also, my kidneys don’t have to look a particular way to do it’s job, but it is best to be mindful of my lifestyle, like what I choose to eat and drink, to aid in its functioning. So… what exactly is good skin? Who came up with this definition? Why is it suddenly a requirement to have it?
those products are nice to use but are not necessary for healthy skin at all. Except for sunscreen, and you want SPF50. And yes any moisturiser, they're all the same.
@@francisnopantses1108 with which one did you start? And what quantity? Frequency? I used 1% retinol and also retinaldehyde with no problem. But I started from a 0.05% retinol and went up to the other in the course of 2 years
@@yeehaw7896 Unfortunately, even when used properly, some people with sensitive skin & skin conditions ( rosacea, eczema, etc.) cannot tolerate Retinoids. Even some with normal skin find they cannot tolerate them and have to stop treatment. Lucky are those that can use them, as they do have medically proven benefits.
I'll never forget having a talk with someone on whether she thought Cindy Crawford looked the way she did due to her workout series or being born Cindy Crawford. She actually thought it was the workout and the products. And yes I realize I am seriously dating myself there.
Topical use of snail mucin actually started out as a wound healing treatment which makes it phenomenal for skin barrier repair and has a plethora of beneficial components like hyaluronic acid, great for hydration, copper peptides which are good for anti-inflammation and elastin production, and two proteins with broad-spectrum antibacterial activity making it useful as an antimicrobial.
@@ST-yc7uj nothing can stop you from aging, but you can take care of yourself and combat the effects of aging (sun damage, loss of skin hydration, compromised self-exfoliation, overactive collagense enzymes (collagen eaters), hyperpigmentation, etc. to age as gracefully as possible.
At 44 my face looks like 30. My "secret" is 50+ sunblock by day, Vaseline at night and glycerin soap as cleanser. At 85 grandma's skin looked quite good for her age after spending a lifetime hiding from the sun like a vampire 😎
@@catherine5558 Hello 🤗 I live in Spain so right now the brand I use is a generic brand made in Germany. If I have to pick a brand I go with Nivea or J&J the important part is it's a 50+. Most expensive creams don't even make it to 30 which is a scam
If u look at your spending you’ll see what societal messaging soaked thru. (We see 7000 something ads a day no wonder no is actually happy!!!) For me, my extra cash goes towards make up and clothes. I almost sprung for some “meaningful beauty” the day before yesterday I am grateful that I saw this as a reminder. We buy the shit hoping to slow down aging, but it doesn’t. It can’t stop time and aging. The best we can do is moisturize, sun screen and minimal makeup. (Cause who knows what’s in all these layers and layers of products) It’s society that conditioned us to think we have to be beautiful to have value as a woman esp. it’s not true!! You are worthy just as u are. I hope this helps some people
OMG!! I just subbed. This is perfect, and thanks for the truth. My dad told me one time “You can try to look youthful, but hands and the neck give your age away”.
Sunscreen and retin A make the most difference topically. There’s lots of magic the plastic surgeons can do tho beyond facelifts. Peels, mesotherapy, microneedling, Botox. Those actually help lol.
I started desperately going on a skincare binge that seemed like it almost turned into an addiction because i had inflammed, extremely dry and patchy skin from shaving incorrectly. I started using a shitton of products everyday, trying a new product every 2-3 weeks to reverse it for two years and nothing worked. Recently ive only been using moisturizer and my skin has never been better. Come to the conclusion that most Skincare products are a scam
Also most likely because you were trying out too many products at such a short timespan. A new product every 2-3 weeks? Yeah, that’d make *actual* working skincare products ineffective too.n
I used to work for a newspaper as an office clerk. Part of my job was taking stuff companies would send in to the reporters; we would hold an in-house auction for things that didn't work well as charitable gifts. I'd say about a fourth to a third of the items were skin-care or perfume.
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I have sensitive skin. Tried all the 1oz bottles at $100. Know what works best? Warm water and your very own fingerprints for exfoliating. Been doing it for years and I’m 60 years old with glowing skin and just a few crinkles on the outside of the eyes.
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I searched and searched for this channel and couldn't find it. I had forgotten the name of the channel. Thank God it popped up in my suggested videos today! Subscribed.
Yeah the sad part is many of the compounds listed on skin cream that could help can't reach the lower dermis since the molecules are to large to pass through the epidermis so they end of washing of for instance Hyaluronic acid in creams does nothing on the face but actually can help if taken as a supplement. Only thing not mention that does have a effect on skin turn over is Retinoic acid and only the prescription cream such as Tretinoin. In the future they will be a treatment that regresses your own stem cells to a earlier state which should actually work but they most likely will not be available for 10 years.
1:27 roger knows. He's seen the industry - the customer doesn't even know what they're walking into. Roger loves to torture random people to laugh at their own gullibility. I eat it up!
I've found out pretty quickly that most skincare products don't work. So I go to a dermatologist. Benzoyl peroxide for oily skin, clindamycin phosphate for acne and salicylic acid for black heads. My skin has never been better. He also told me to eat better and not wear as much makeup (which I don't need to cuz my skin is better anyways)
Roger Horton hears a who! 😹 And it's true, most of the cosmetic industry is overpriced, especially skincare. Loving this series. 💕 Jack Hunter for President! 😉
Just discovered this channel, amazing! As someone who works for a skincare company, this has ironically given me the strength to get up & go to work today.
I learned this lesson at the age of 12. I was walking in a mall and saw a giant poster of my school friend as the face for an expensive anti ageing cream. At the age of 12 if that cream makes you look 10 years younger you'll be 2!
I think what a lot of people don't understand about skin care is that it is literally just vitamins and minerals that your body then can use to help repair damage. It's not some miracle cream that's going to reverse aging It's used to help repair minimal damage over time so you don't have as much damage pile up as you age. it is so much more important to prevent damage in the first place with things like sunscreen and taking care of your body
Good to know that roger knows the price of virgin blood. Hell he has probobly been keeping himself youthful by bathing in it every hundred years or so.
The funny thing about him mentioning dermatologists giving advice about skin care is my mother saw one 40 years ago and they told her use cold cream. Use a clearer and don’t put alcohol on your face! Everyone now says she has the best skin they’ve ever seen… People constantly mistake her for being in her 30s. That Advice came after she burned her skin by placing so many skin care products on her face. It actually burned away the natural oils on her face. These practices haven’t changed and neither has the actual Advice. Proper skin care doesn’t require ultra revitalizing glob number 82 at $782 an ounce. Cold cream can cost cents on the dollar… so does soap.
No, it's a moisturizer/make-up remover, cold cream is a very old term, to be fair: "Cold cream is an emulsion of water and certain fats, usually including beeswax and various scent agents, designed to smooth skin and remove makeup. Cold cream is a water-in-oil emulsion, unlike the oil in water emulsion of vanishing cream, so-called because it seems to disappear when applied on skin."@@captainteamcarry3
I wouldn't show this in states such as Texas, Tennessee or Florida, where dressing in drag for entertainment purposes such that children may see it is illegal, if I were you! 😂😉😎
It would be awesome to see similar video about haircare products. Not hair dyes or hair styling, but hair care, whatever’s helpful and whatever’s bogus. Would really appreciate that
"Real virgin blood _is much more expensive than that_ " delivered dead pan right to the camera 😂
I wonder how many virgins has Roger had in his day?😂😂😂🎉❤
Just ask Countess Elizabeth Bathory
I am deeply concerned with how he knows that and what research the writers have been doing.
@@PlebNCLook up how much millionaires pay for virgin wives in Saudi Arabia.
I died of laughter when he said that LMAO!!!!
This channel is the right balance of cynical, sarcastic, and satirical. Never change.
Roger is who we need.
Its honestly the channel that Saturday night live wishes it could be.
If the Entire Universe was Honest... Hi, I'm Roger and you've been living in my Matrix. Take the red pill or stay in wonderland.
And truth the most important part.
I think Roger should run for president.
"That's me, by the way; I'm the handsome celebrity."
1 minute later: * dressed in drag *
You've gotta respect Roger's confidence. 😄👍
He looks amazing as a red head! 😂
If the Entire Universe was Honest... Hi, I'm Roger and you've been living in my Matrix. Take the red pill or stay in wonderland.
AND HE DOES THE DRAG SOOOO GOOD TOO! **screming** kind of jealous of how he pulled that off so easily
@@EmeraldEyesEsoteric And we'd all take the blue pill.
His femme voice was quite good as well.
For the "skinfluencers" - you forgot to mention their camera filters. I have a friend who has a filter on her cellphone camera that always makes us look amazing! It's sad that society is so taken in by social media influencers - nothing you see on social media is real.
They actually have it done in real time on video. Deformed Kimmy K ALWAYS has it on. She's insanely scary shaped like a circus freak, but the real time manipulation hides a ton of it. You can see it when it glitches.
Oh it's not just them. It's almost everyone on tv, which kinda started when covid hit and the Zoom meetings/broadcasts were more commonplace. When actors, journalists, newscasters, etc. went back to work just about every camera recording has a filter. How vain. The camera on my phone does it automatically when you take a selfie, the filter doesn't turn off. The pictures end up making everyone look flawless. No one is flawless! I'd rather see what someone actually looks like.
Except for Roger!
$kinfluencers are just grifters.
If the Entire Universe was Honest... Hi, I'm Roger and you've been living in my Matrix. Take the red pill or stay in wonderland.
It is honesty amazing how much money corporations can make by making women feel insecure about themselves.
Women are insecure by their nature, these companies are just exploiting and profit from that to no end.
same with me and penis enhancement pills
Vanity. A deadly (and costly) sin.
Welcome to capitalism - it does the same to men heh
It is honesty amazing how much money corporations can make by making people* feel insecure about themselves.
The ironic part is that some of these de-aging treatments can actually make your skin age faster
I’ve heard things about that phenomenon, how certain products can keep skin cells trapped on the face for extended periods of time - thus preventing them from naturally falling off when their cellular life cycles end.
There’s a reason that you shouldn’t place cow fat and Omnijelly on your face… that last word, I just made up, but it’s about as useful as some of this random chemical nonsense they throw together.
@@wintersolstice4793 That would probably be the case with constant usage. The aging effect temporarily happens to my hands when I clean and disinfect something large with some basic rubbing alcohol and a washcloth.
The ancient Chinese emperor Shi Huang died from mercury poisoning because he drank too many mercury laced "immortality elixirs".
If the Entire Universe was Honest... Hi, I'm Roger and you've been living in my Matrix. Take the red pill or stay in wonderland.
As someone who has recently gotten into skin care, I think this is absolutely hilarious and true. I have watched a couple dermatologists and they say all you need is to cleanse, moisturize, and SPF. I’m really glad because I could not afford a $50 moisturizer let alone a $250 one
Retinoids are legit skincare products, but they're also drugs regulated by the FDA too
You don't even need SPF (unless you working in open agricultural fields or laying idle on a beach). Skin needs sun to form vitamin D in your body.
It is rare that lack of money is a blessing. But I'm sure you look great.
If the Entire Universe was Honest... Hi, I'm Roger and you've been living in my Matrix. Take the red pill or stay in wonderland.
There is absolutely no valid reason for a moisturizer to cost more than 50 dollars. It's just huge profit margin from that point onward 👀
So basically instead of spending 2 hours in front of the mirror, sleep those hours! That would do more for your skin! And put that money away to reduce your stress, another way to stay young!
Lol two hours? It only takes me 2 minutes to use toner, serum, and moisturizer
@@daliab8493 Which means that you're doing exactly what CG_Hali recommended. Spend the extra time sleeping instead of wasting it in front of the mirror.
❤😂
I worked as an esthetician at Massage Envy and never pushed people to buy the overpriced skin care and I was fired because I was _required_ to average $40 of product per client when I KNEW they didn't need it. Good riddance!
good on you!
I had a feeling they were pushing products
this is so true, I went traveling back home in Rwanda and brought heaps of skincare products with me. One Sunday we went to a very rural church in the middle of nowhere and I saw so may women with perfect skin and I knew that they weren't buying or had access to the skincare products I had. After that encounter, I'm very skeptical of anything that's not a cleanser and moisturizer.
"My skin care line...will transform your old ugly...face into a teen dream...never mind that this is scientifically impossible... "
-Roger
Lol hahaha 😂
This is so true! I'm so glad that I'm pushing 60 and have never put any of that crap on my face. Basic cleaning and if necessary, basic moisturizer. I have a few wrinkles, not many - I've seen women 20 years younger than me with a lot more - but I'm not going to hide them. I damned well _earned_ every little line!
Keep at it "Roger"; never stop telling us the truth!
Way to go
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Really wish more people realized how much wearing sunscreen when you’re young makes a difference when you’re older. My mom had skin cancer when I was a teen so after that I made it a point to avoided tanning beds and wore sunscreen. I’m pushing 40 and look younger than my peers who thought they needed to have a tan. So much of skin care is a scam or makes things worse. I actually had issues with cystic adult acne for awhile and spent so much money trying to fix it. I actually ended up finding out it was being caused by my diet (apparently I can’t eat soy). I wish I could get all that money back.
Yeah but sunscreen for white people. Darker skin already have protection in. So I'll skip sunscreen. Plus I heard they actually caused cancer.
Amen to getting food allergies diagnosed! I developed cystic acne at 20 and with every passing year, it got worse. My food allergies were diagnosed at age 39 and changing my diet meant no more acne.
Yep. I have a relative same age as me, we are close to 50. She's spent hours in the sun and a tanning bed at home. Plus she smokes and that wrinkles you up real nice. I'm not joking that two of my friends on two separate occasions thought she was my mother. I don't have one wrinkle on my face and can easily pass for 30. I think it's good genes as well though, everyone in my immediate family looks way younger.
Hate to break it to you but sunscreen causes cancer. You don’t need it at all. There is NO conclusive evidence that sunscreen prevents cancer. Quite the opposite.
most parents that grew up in the 80's were all about tannign and putting on tanning oil and baby oil and laying out in the sun to get super dark. now all these older people look super wrinkly and melanoma-y.
My skin care regimen includes not being a teenager anymore and showering daily and also washing my pillowcases and sheets regularly. And it works
I find it absolutely hilarious that the next video suggested to me was a 13 step skincare routine
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Me too!
Bruuh same 😭
3 things needed:
1. Cleanser
2. Moisturizer
3. Sunscreen
If you don’t have acne prone skin yeah, but if you have tons of acne that’s not going to be enough.
@@Kelly-pp1et What "More" is needed?
@@mrbanana6464 🤔.
Sunscreen is very important and underrated
@@noahpartic7586 If you get acne due to immune response to C. acnes or abnormal differentiation of keratinocytes, you need retinols to regulate your skin.
My wife knows she doesn't need all this crap and I'm glad. These claims of making people look way younger than they actually are always seemed ridiculous to me. Glad to see these skincare brands knocked down a peg
Diet. Diet. Diet.
My ex was the opposite. I tried to explain that she could get the same, or better, results with cheap stuff. But she believed, or perhaps desperately wanted to believe, in the unsupported hype. But then again, she married me so she wasn't too bright at times.
@@DrJ-hx7wvGenetics, Genetics, Genetics.
@@DrJ-hx7wvAvoid the fried stuff, the greasy fast food, soda, and processed meats first and foremost.
@@DrJ-hx7wvI'm about to start a skincare diet tomorrow. Focusing on food good for the skin
I love how when Roger talks about past beauty methods, he sounds like he was around to watch it happen
“You don’t need to spend hundreds of dollars propping up some companies marketing. But MY skincare line is the real deal!” Just take my damn money already roger
Martha Sturport, Jornirfer Lorpez, Kim Kordorshian.
I'm speechless 😂😂😂
As an Esthetician. I actually love this. I constantly have to manage expectations when it comes to home care. Truthfully the best things are a dermatologist and sunscreen.
Some stuff in stores healed my skin - others practically permanently destroyed it. One of them's proactive acne treatments - my skin thinned out so much - I got sun damage. It just caused the problem I tried to avoid!
All I do is use an exfoliating cleanser, topical salicylic acid if my skin looks a little bumpy, and some moisturizer. I don’t use sunscreen unless I'm outside in direct sunlight for more than 10 minutes. I don't give two sh*ts about wrinkles. You can’t stop the clock, people! There is so much more in life to prioritize.
Yeah I dont regularly use sunscreen too 😂 it makes my face look duller ( tried 26 different brands ) same shit
If you're going to be outside target early mornings or late afternoons... the more atmosphere between you and the sun then the less harmful rays will reach you.
“ Brighten, tighten and frighten that skin” lol, I need that on a t-shirt…😂
I have a friend in her 50s who looks like she’s in her 30s. She told me her mother always wore and insisted her kids wear sunscreen. My friend is also a hiker, which I think is part of why she has a young looking figure, too. I was shocked to learn her age when we met a few years ago, as she passed for her early 30s.
After meeting people who treat ads like primary sources and marketing copy as fact… I understand why this was sorely needed. Faith in humanity +1
Roger would know the actual price of virgin blood.
And not incel blood either. Probably one of those virgins incels dream of.
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The real virgin blood comment really got me.😂
Elizabeth Bathory was a believer in it.
@@bumblebee9337 See where that got her.
Sounds a lot like the 16th century Hungarian countess Bathory who truly believed that to keep her youthful looks she had to bathed in virgin’s blood weekly.
Oh boy maybe ace people need to run
Whenever you feel like buying celebrity advertised beauty product just ask yourself if this exact product was around 100 years ago if not ask yourself were there good looking women 100 years ago...of course there were but not because of this celeb product that you're using but because of what Roger said: good genetics good sleep and good food.
TBF (still agree with the overall point) antibiotics weren’t even commonplace a hundred years ago, so pretty big changes can happen in relatively little time.
a hundred years ago women kept out of the sun and didn't smoke
You can't reverse age, you can only slow it down. I find it funny they made fun of snail mucin not for the reason they intended; it's one of only two scientifically proven with peer reviewed skincare ingredients for slowing down the process of skin wrinkling (excluding sunblock ones, sunblock is the closest we have to the fountain of youth)
My grandma died at 84 and hardly any wrinkles on her face. I've seen 30 year old women with more. Her secret? She applied copious amounts of sunscreen and put sunglasses on even on cloudy days. She avoided the sun because sunlight gave her crippling headaches. My mom is also aging well but she was diagnosed with a sun allergy as a kid. Thankfully she out grew it.
@@michaelharris8598very true. Sun allergy person here too. Living in the Caribbean. Using loads of sunscreen is an expensive blessing for us.
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whats the cause of your photosensitivity btw
just curious
_"I would like to continue with an examination of time."_
It is scientifically possible to reverse age by genetic therapy, however, only rich people can afford that technology and time.
"that's me by the way, I'm the handsome celebrity" 😂😂😂😂 I'm sold! 😂😂😂😂😂
As someone in an MLM who sold skincare, there are no lies told in this one. Women would say to me all the time, they would buy whatever to look like me but I was fortunate in the skincare department. I felt inauthentic and had to get away because I felt like a fraud to these women.
thank you for having some ethics and leaving!
Genetics (and not being stressed out) play a bigger part in your skin than people want to admit. The rest is maintenance, and you don't need 15 products for that.
But focusing on what you actually need doesn't sell, so here's some magical slug mucus! We made up the "benefits" but you're too petrified of your own mortality to notice!
The reason we don't hear more about that: How do you charge people for a night's sleep in their own bed? Can't. Thus it's uninteresting, by profit-sucking corpo standards. Same goes for healthy eating; why would they want us healthy? The worse we feel, the more tailor-made products we'll seek out to patch the holes in the sinking ship that is our body.
And a stress-free life, well... can't have the poor people imagining that. They might protest against awful work conditions.
@@hazukichanx408I wonder if they have partnerships with fried food manufacturers, or perhaps even Philip Morris or Pabst, to drive up the need for extra skin care products.
IT DON'T DO ANY GOOD TO REPORT P.O.S SCAM/SEX SITE BOTS. YT COULD NOT CARE LESS. THERE ARE ONES STILL ACTIVE SINCE 2005. THE ONE IN YOUR REPLIES SINCE 2014
Add staying out of the sun to that, and you’re right.
@@dewilew2137 Sunlight the is good for you, most people get too little sunlight and suffer from vitamin d deficiency as a result. Also vitamin d is not a vitamin it's actually a hornone.
I wish you were immortal Roger I can't see you getting old.
"Real virgin blood is much more expensive than that "
Thank you Roger. I didn't know I needed a moisture coffin till you mentioned it.
Roger dressed in drag is making me feel things. I shouldn't feel for an 80 year old man.
IT DON'T DO ANY GOOD TO REPORT P.O.S SCAM/SEX SITE BOTS. YT COULD NOT CARE LESS. THERE ARE ONES STILL ACTIVE SINCE 2005. THE ONE IN YOUR REPLIES SINCE 2014
Its because he kinda looks like Lucy Lawless
That concerns me
You forgot that a lot of the skin damage that women in particular suffer is from makeup sold by these same companies.
There are several ingredients that you should definitely be using to maintain good skin. Don't bother with fancy brand names. Look at the ingredients!
Hyaluronic acid and niacinamide to moisturize and hydrate.
Salicylic acid to keep pores clean and exfoliate.
Glycolic acid peels for deeper, weekly exfoliation.
Vitamin C to give your skin a healthy glow.
Retinol and related products to slow or reverse aging.
SPF 30 on all exposed skin.
For the rest of the body, usually any old moisturizer should do the job!
Skin… like your kidneys, are organs that have functions. And it’s been functioning without all these ingredients for thousands of years.
Also, my kidneys don’t have to look a particular way to do it’s job, but it is best to be mindful of my lifestyle, like what I choose to eat and drink, to aid in its functioning.
So… what exactly is good skin?
Who came up with this definition?
Why is it suddenly a requirement to have it?
those products are nice to use but are not necessary for healthy skin at all. Except for sunscreen, and you want SPF50. And yes any moisturiser, they're all the same.
Super on point, hilarious 😂
That being said, sunscreen and retinoids actually Do things 👌🏻😅
Retinoids make my skin red and inflamed so yes, they did something!
@@francisnopantses1108 with which one did you start? And what quantity? Frequency?
I used 1% retinol and also retinaldehyde with no problem. But I started from a 0.05% retinol and went up to the other in the course of 2 years
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Used it incorrectly then.
@@yeehaw7896 Unfortunately, even when used properly, some people with sensitive skin & skin conditions ( rosacea, eczema, etc.) cannot tolerate Retinoids. Even some with normal skin find they cannot tolerate them and have to stop treatment. Lucky are those that can use them, as they do have medically proven benefits.
I'll never forget having a talk with someone on whether she thought Cindy Crawford looked the way she did due to her workout series or being born Cindy Crawford. She actually thought it was the workout and the products.
And yes I realize I am seriously dating myself there.
Topical use of snail mucin actually started out as a wound healing treatment which makes it phenomenal for skin barrier repair and has a plethora of beneficial components like hyaluronic acid, great for hydration, copper peptides which are good for anti-inflammation and elastin production, and two proteins with broad-spectrum antibacterial activity making it useful as an antimicrobial.
It wont stop you face from aging tho.
@@ST-yc7uj nothing can stop you from aging, but you can take care of yourself and combat the effects of aging (sun damage, loss of skin hydration, compromised self-exfoliation, overactive collagense enzymes (collagen eaters), hyperpigmentation, etc. to age as gracefully as possible.
@@CaesarAugustus. the problem is the commercial clames, the promises of the impossible
At 44 my face looks like 30. My "secret" is 50+ sunblock by day, Vaseline at night and glycerin soap as cleanser. At 85 grandma's skin looked quite good for her age after spending a lifetime hiding from the sun like a vampire 😎
Which sunblock do you use?
@@catherine5558 Hello 🤗 I live in Spain so right now the brand I use is a generic brand made in Germany. If I have to pick a brand I go with Nivea or J&J the important part is it's a 50+. Most expensive creams don't even make it to 30 which is a scam
@@catherine5558 the best sunscreen (we don't call them sunblock) is the one that you use consistently.
Madam looks just fine, she doesn't need any skin products 😁.
If u look at your spending you’ll see what societal messaging soaked thru. (We see 7000 something ads a day no wonder no is actually happy!!!)
For me, my extra cash goes towards make up and clothes. I almost sprung for some “meaningful beauty” the day before yesterday I am grateful that I saw this as a reminder. We buy the shit hoping to slow down aging, but it doesn’t. It can’t stop time and aging.
The best we can do is moisturize, sun screen and minimal makeup. (Cause who knows what’s in all these layers and layers of products)
It’s society that conditioned us to think we have to be beautiful to have value as a woman esp. it’s not true!! You are worthy just as u are. I hope this helps some people
OMG!! I just subbed. This is perfect, and thanks for the truth.
My dad told me one time “You can try to look youthful, but hands and the neck give your age away”.
this is true, you see a lot of 70+ women with tight faces from a facelift but the rest of them is sagging and aged and doesn't match
What's the point of buying skincare stuff when nothing will ever make me quite as beautiful as Drag Roger 😢
The off-brand celebrity names might be the funniest part of this video!
Not me looking at my wife's side of the bathroom sink
Sunscreen and retin A make the most difference topically. There’s lots of magic the plastic surgeons can do tho beyond facelifts. Peels, mesotherapy, microneedling, Botox. Those actually help lol.
I started desperately going on a skincare binge that seemed like it almost turned into an addiction because i had inflammed, extremely dry and patchy skin from shaving incorrectly. I started using a shitton of products everyday, trying a new product every 2-3 weeks to reverse it for two years and nothing worked. Recently ive only been using moisturizer and my skin has never been better. Come to the conclusion that most Skincare products are a scam
Also most likely because you were trying out too many products at such a short timespan. A new product every 2-3 weeks? Yeah, that’d make *actual* working skincare products ineffective too.n
I used to work for a newspaper as an office clerk. Part of my job was taking stuff companies would send in to the reporters; we would hold an in-house auction for things that didn't work well as charitable gifts. I'd say about a fourth to a third of the items were skin-care or perfume.
The fact that I got a skincare ad before this tells me all I need to know about the marketing practices of this industry
IT DON'T DO ANY GOOD TO REPORT P.O.S SCAM/SEX SITE BOTS. YT COULD NOT CARE LESS. THERE ARE ONES STILL ACTIVE SINCE 2005. THE ONE IN YOUR REPLIES SINCE 2014
Aside from hire spot on this was, to make it even MORE comical, the RUclips ad at the end was for skin care products! 🤣🤣🤣
Cleanser, Moisturizer and Sunscreen. Got it 😊👍
💯
Keep it simple
Wish all humans could get this.
I can hardly wait for the mens' line of Roger's clammifying skin lotion. 🤣
I have sensitive skin. Tried all the 1oz bottles at $100. Know what works best? Warm water and your very own fingerprints for exfoliating. Been doing it for years and I’m 60 years old with glowing skin and just a few crinkles on the outside of the eyes.
Roger in drag is exquisite.
I love these skits. Roger is the man!!
Rodger in make up is horrifying. Like watching Ridley Scott's aliens with makeup. It's a true H.R. Giger nightmare.
Jet he did look years younger. hahahaha
would
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"Do you have a Farmer's Almanac?" I don't know why that was so funny.
🤣😂🤣😂. I just can't. I literally just can't with how hilarious this is. 👍👍👍👍👍👍
I love how the eye makeup filter on Roger’s TikTok messed up when he put his finger in front of his face
😂😂😂
Roger for president! In Horton we trust! 🤣
I searched and searched for this channel and couldn't find it. I had forgotten the name of the channel. Thank God it popped up in my suggested videos today! Subscribed.
Yeah the sad part is many of the compounds listed on skin cream that could help can't reach the lower dermis since the molecules are to large to pass through the epidermis so they end of washing of for instance Hyaluronic acid in creams does nothing on the face but actually can help if taken as a supplement.
Only thing not mention that does have a effect on skin turn over is Retinoic acid and only the prescription cream such as Tretinoin. In the future they will be a treatment that regresses your own stem cells to a earlier state which should actually work but they most likely will not be available for 10 years.
2:20 I died it's brilliant 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤😄
I wish my girlfriend would actually pay attention this when I tell her this skin anti-aging junk is just a scam.
The only truly effective anti-wrinkles cream is sunscreen.
Get a girlfriend of hers to say it, that works better usually.
Retinols and sunblock, those are not scams.
Tell her to try face massage or learn how to do it, it will cost less and actually can work in some cases
Show her this video. Who can resist Roger?
1:27 roger knows. He's seen the industry - the customer doesn't even know what they're walking into. Roger loves to torture random people to laugh at their own gullibility. I eat it up!
I've found out pretty quickly that most skincare products don't work. So I go to a dermatologist. Benzoyl peroxide for oily skin, clindamycin phosphate for acne and salicylic acid for black heads. My skin has never been better. He also told me to eat better and not wear as much makeup (which I don't need to cuz my skin is better anyways)
"Brighten, tighten and frighten that skin" 🤣
They finally got Roger’s red headed twin sister to go on the show!
Female Roger will haunt my dreams
Roger: "Virgin blood is much more expensive than that"
Me: So you're telling me I can sell my blood for over $250? Off to the black market!
Okay, but the ginger wig is giving. Beauty Babe Bianca can sell me anything.
Oh Roger, even in a red wig you’re convincing. The uncle everyone needs. Tells the truth till it hurts.
I love when Roger dragged !!! So beautiful.
Rogerina is something else...
I don't know why I need a farmer's almanac for skincare but okay, I trust you Roger!
Yep. A little lotion, sunscreen, and washing your face will do wonders.
what are you 'yepping' about and then announce buying skincare products to do your face wonders?
Because in the video Roger explains that those are the 3 products needed to have healthy skin.
I feel like there will be documentaries about retinol in the near future, claims are too good, sounds like it is just perfect
I love skincare, and active skincare ingredients actually do work. But this is hilarious!
It's the hands showing on the right hand side in the camera view for me. Lol 😂
Roger Horton hears a who! 😹 And it's true, most of the cosmetic industry is overpriced, especially skincare.
Loving this series. 💕
Jack Hunter for President! 😉
Just discovered this channel, amazing! As someone who works for a skincare company, this has ironically given me the strength to get up & go to work today.
I learned this lesson at the age of 12. I was walking in a mall and saw a giant poster of my school friend as the face for an expensive anti ageing cream. At the age of 12 if that cream makes you look 10 years younger you'll be 2!
These things have been known for ever and yet the wheel keeps on turning. Money keeps on flowing.
I think what a lot of people don't understand about skin care is that it is literally just vitamins and minerals that your body then can use to help repair damage. It's not some miracle cream that's going to reverse aging It's used to help repair minimal damage over time so you don't have as much damage pile up as you age. it is so much more important to prevent damage in the first place with things like sunscreen and taking care of your body
“Do you have a farmer’s almanac?”
He’s about to have her slapping on the slop according to the moon phases. 😂
Good to know that roger knows the price of virgin blood. Hell he has probobly been keeping himself youthful by bathing in it every hundred years or so.
Hail Horton. Blood for the blood god
100%!
And Roger - so adorable.
Kudos writers, once again.
We love you Roger, no matter how much you screw us over!
I'll never unsee Roger in drag now.
The funny thing about him mentioning dermatologists giving advice about skin care is my mother saw one 40 years ago and they told her use cold cream. Use a clearer and don’t put alcohol on your face! Everyone now says she has the best skin they’ve ever seen… People constantly mistake her for being in her 30s. That Advice came after she burned her skin by placing so many skin care products on her face. It actually burned away the natural oils on her face. These practices haven’t changed and neither has the actual Advice. Proper skin care doesn’t require ultra revitalizing glob number 82 at $782 an ounce. Cold cream can cost cents on the dollar… so does soap.
Honestly as long as you dont have a skin ailment moisturization is pretty much all you really need
Cold cream huh. Like cows milk out of the refrigerator? Interesting.
No, it's a moisturizer/make-up remover, cold cream is a very old term, to be fair: "Cold cream is an emulsion of water and certain fats, usually including beeswax and various scent agents, designed to smooth skin and remove makeup. Cold cream is a water-in-oil emulsion, unlike the oil in water emulsion of vanishing cream, so-called because it seems to disappear when applied on skin."@@captainteamcarry3
@@captainteamcarry3good ol' Ponds. It is like a makeup remover cream
what's cold cream?
I busted out laughing when he mentioned Farmer's Almanac.
I wouldn't show this in states such as Texas, Tennessee or Florida, where dressing in drag for entertainment purposes such that children may see it is illegal, if I were you! 😂😉😎
I love how the ad that played right after the video was for skincare.
It would be awesome to see similar video about haircare products. Not hair dyes or hair styling, but hair care, whatever’s helpful and whatever’s bogus. Would really appreciate that
the same things apply. All shampoos are safe, just find one you like.
I saw the thumbnail. But I still GUFFAWED when I saw Roger at 2:23