"Because nothing pays more respect to someone memory than monetizing their death and turning it into a soundtrack to someone's gym workout" couldn't have said it better
Please make this go viral and embarrass all the "true crime" and misinformation/conspiracy podcasters and video makers off of all social media platforms. This, Roger, is truthfully perfection.
To do that, they'd have to be capable of embarrassment and aware that they are spreading misinformation. And if Fox News can't do it, how can a podcaster?
Why are you specifically talking to Roger when a bunch of other people worked just as hard for a lot less glory to make this happen? This, _writers and techs and everybody else and also guy who plays Roger whose real name is Jack I think,_ is perfection.
I really found it to be a shit video as well...Talking about how you can appear smart and intelligent by listening to a podcast, but what is the point of this entire video? or channel for that matter.
Well we still have to survive capitalism and atheist he chose a somewhat decent item. Although wireless earbuds are terrible for the environment and have stupidly short life span in comparison to wired headphones
Can't wait for people to show back up to this video in X years to "pay their respects" by noting the irony with a sad emoji to make it not seem gross and weird that they're amongst a bunch of other people doing the same thing
That's weird, when I claim dolphins subverted our nation to suck it's wealth dry and change it's genetics through control of entertainment and politicians, nothing happens. Nobody gets upset, my accounts aren't deleted, I'm not fired from my job. But if I claim it's the Je- Account Suspended.
Touché. Podcasts are for the people who don't care why it usually good. It's what drama you must have in order to make it happen. Making up as we go along.😮😅
@@McClane4Ever. Actually I didn't know Cracked were still the ones making these, but since they're here in the comments I guess they are. I thought they retired from comedy altogether to become a content aggregator and political thinkpiece site.
“You’re not supposed to know facts.” Pretty much sums up all pod casts, most news channels, and the History channel (which should have quotes around it now).
Roger is a fricking genius. I love it when these come up. I learn while I try not to laugh too loud! Thank you for doing them, they are _much_ appreciated.
Rodger is my MAN! He never fails to nail every little detail behind the scenes. And the blatant ignorance of everyone who falls for the bs. So raw and freaking hilarious! 😂😅
Wow! These characters figured out how to get rid of Roger before he did his patented..."I have already made your life bad, but I'm about to make it worse" moment. As it turns out, he's secretly an introvert, and his super weakness is inclusion. We have you now Mr. Horton... I must go quickly to goMommy, and spread the news!
HAHAHAHA, when he hit him with that, "1/64th Cherokee", PURE HILARITY! Caucasians used to tell me with fraction of Native American they were all the time when I was growing up.
"1/64th Cherokee" 😂. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
Yeah, sure, he "accidentally" dropped the word that he'll be rogering us, our offspring, our offspring's offspring and every generation after that.... "accidentally" letting us know that there's no escape and no hope left. HortonEverythingCorp's latest product is all of humanity ever, marketed to Roger as Roger's fun little chew toy, and that's how it's meant to be.
To FluorescentTan: How young? When I shower and shave, I look like an underage minor. Would that be *too* young-looking, by any chance? To Pratham: Any insight on why podcasts are more tightly gatekept against people Rogan's age nowadays?
I watch a RUclipsr who also does pod casts. He says he's been invited to do talks because he knows so much, but he freely admits, "I don't actually know all that stuff, I just read the scripts." 😂
It is now cannon that Roger is an undying elf with magic. (He was also one of the wise men that visited Jesus opon his birth) My sources are: F you, I am the on writing and this singular quote "If I were capable of dying, that's how I'd like to be remembered"
@@Plethorality the most deranged podcasts that a reasonable person would think no one would listen to usually are the most succesful. A small, deranged podcast can very easily develop a small cult-like following that spreads it like wildfire. Of course, others join the following to marvel at the cookiness of it, and then bam, you have a viral podcast.
OH NO! You did one about PODCASTS!? LOL I love podcasts. Honest Ads IS ONE OF THE GREATEST online comedy factual shows. It's amazing how much we place importance on, is pointless or something we don't need. This is very definition of great social commentary through comedic writing and acting. David
Is Roger The Devil? He just admitted he can't die. And, he's blatantly honest but knows that mankind isn't going to actually change; despite knowing the truth. Is The Devil bored? Is that why he's doing this? Would explain a lot.
Are there blooper reels??? What about an actual interview with Horton to get to know the gem of a man behind the gem of a character??? I can't get enough of this man.
You're the first person I've ever heard talk about the fact that some people that make content just love to hear themselves or see themselves on a video I say it all the time but I've never heard anybody else address that. There's probably content makers that rub themselves in banana and peanut butter before they watch their own videos they have the dog lick it off
Lol. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
@@Boogiebear-1965 it was said on the video. The Cherokee Nation has no blood quantum laws and both the United Keetowah Band and the Eastern Band are loose compared to other Indian tribes, but you will get someone who’s “great grandma was a Cherokee princess” which is usually cover for black heritage when that sort of thing was looked down upon.
“If I were capable of dying, that's how I'd like to be remembered” That line killed it for me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
me too, i was like wait what? epic
@@ilenastarbreeze4978 This whole bit was epic.🤣🤣🤣
Roger is god, Roger cannot die.
@@GuitarsRockForever no.... roger is lucifer.
@@kght222 Roger is both. Roger is all.
"Because nothing pays more respect to someone memory than monetizing their death and turning it into a soundtrack to someone's gym workout" couldn't have said it better
i personally felt called out. i used to do elliptical while listening to tc.
Damn, even the Honest Ads are becoming self aware 💀
Please make this go viral and embarrass all the "true crime" and misinformation/conspiracy podcasters and video makers off of all social media platforms.
This, Roger, is truthfully perfection.
To do that, they'd have to be capable of embarrassment and aware that they are spreading misinformation. And if Fox News can't do it, how can a podcaster?
Someone should murder a true crime podcaster then start a podcast trying to solve their murder. Karma!!
Why are you specifically talking to Roger when a bunch of other people worked just as hard for a lot less glory to make this happen? This, _writers and techs and everybody else and also guy who plays Roger whose real name is Jack I think,_ is perfection.
Because Roger is the personification.
i'm sharing this video now to all my socials.
Don’t forget the number one rule of a true podcaster
Always, always, interrupt your guests
Interestingly, having my own opinions repeated back to me is the reason I watch these.
I've legitimately considered starting a podcast several times, but everything mentioned in this video is exactly why I haven't.
I also have given podcasting a thought but I don't want to listen to myself drone on about crap.
That, and the same reason I've never streamed or blogged or kept a journal or diary. I got nothing that I wanna say to the world.
@@DemonicAdj I kept a diary when I was deployed well kinda and then deleted it all after about 3 months.
too late, you just started a podcast.
I can't stand the sound of my voice for too long. Or anyone's voice for that matter. Give me that good old tinnitus life.
"You're over 30, right?
Yea
You're Caucasian, right?
Yea, Jewish, 1/64 Cherokee.A
*stick hand up*...that's a 'yes.'" I'm over here crying 😂 😂 😂
"But I dont know anything."
"Oh I believe you"
😂😂
*Dunks on podcast sponsorships*
*Immediately jumps into actual sponsorship for the video*
That’s some peak irony folks.
I really found it to be a shit video as well...Talking about how you can appear smart and intelligent by listening to a podcast, but what is the point of this entire video? or channel for that matter.
I think that's more parody not a real product
@@jimgustafson2422 Raycon ear buds are a real product.
Well we still have to survive capitalism and atheist he chose a somewhat decent item.
Although wireless earbuds are terrible for the environment and have stupidly short life span in comparison to wired headphones
@liorsivan6853 but good luck using those, the new Horton phones don't have the jack.
Roger is an immortal being of infinite wisdom
It's the blood of his victims 😂
Hear hear❗👏
Yup 😅😅😅😅
Roger saying "if I were capable of dying (...)" is the most Roger thing that I've heard today.
Can't wait for people to show back up to this video in X years to "pay their respects" by noting the irony with a sad emoji to make it not seem gross and weird that they're amongst a bunch of other people doing the same thing
There needs to be a massive push to make sure roger stays with us as long as possible. Ya hear me cracked, more roger
We're on it
Eternal CGI deepfake Roger!
@@cracked perhaps he should have his own podcast
The podcast could be called: I'm Roger by the way.
Roger that.
I live in Pennsylvania, and his theory is absolutely correct. The dolphins are already in charge.
If the Dolphins were in charge, wouldn't they win the Super Bowl every year?
@@gregb6469That'd be too obvious. Plausible deniability.
@@DemonicAdj They are playing the long game...crafty bottle-nosed bastards.
Well I'm sold. I'm moving there now #AllHailOurDolphinOverlords
That's weird, when I claim dolphins subverted our nation to suck it's wealth dry and change it's genetics through control of entertainment and politicians, nothing happens. Nobody gets upset, my accounts aren't deleted, I'm not fired from my job.
But if I claim it's the Je- Account Suspended.
Gotta love Roger! The actor playing him is brilliant. These "if (fill in the blanks) were honest", are killer funny.
I think Roger and his colleagues in Honest Ads and in Cracked are underestimated.
He really got to dissecting today's topic. Broke it down to a science
This was probably more educational than most podcasts
Roger roasting the shit of true crime podcasts
1/64th Cherokee 😂😂😂
That line killed me! 😆😆😆😆😆
I'm ready to start my own podcast and listen to myself talk for hours. Thanks for the pro-tips, Roger.
One of the best shows on RUclips, Roger is simply Awesome.
He's Roger by the way .... 🗣
"dog antidepressants and other abominable creations of capitalism" got me good
"Are you caucasian?" "I'm part Jewish and 1/64th Cherokee" "That's a yes" 💀😂
"Podcasts are essentially the modern man's mix-tape."
BRAVO! You guys out did yourself with the brilliant writing of this video!! 😩🤣👏🏾💙
Touché. Podcasts are for the people who don't care why it usually good. It's what drama you must have in order to make it happen.
Making up as we go along.😮😅
"But I don't know anything." "Oh I believe that."
Godamn! How does Cracked always manage to get such attractive people infront of the camera?
I mean JUST LOOK AT ROGER!
I miss old cracked but Roger keeps me coming back anyway.
Roger is the B.M.O.C. of Roger Horton University!😅😅
Go Elephants! (in the room....Ohhh darn . ....)
@@McClane4Ever. Actually I didn't know Cracked were still the ones making these, but since they're here in the comments I guess they are. I thought they retired from comedy altogether to become a content aggregator and political thinkpiece site.
@@majoraslayer64
Yeah, it's just very "corporate" now. All of the original people left ages ago.
"You'd be surprised how often that comparison comes up, but it's not really accurate because zombies are after brains". LMAO!
🔥
But I don't know anything." Oh I believe that." Lmao this channel is gonna be awesome
"Zombies are after Brains! Your podcast will have none of that." Roger Burns are 3x more powerful than a Normal Burn
I thought I'd be tired of waiting for the episodes - nope! Always fresh, juicy, and going there! What not to love?
Let's face it. Roger's not young so I believe he's had to take a break to recover.
Cracked finds a way to make me hate everything
sorry!
@@cracked It's a good thing, don't be sorry.
Same😂😂
“You’re not supposed to know facts.”
Pretty much sums up all pod casts, most news channels, and the History channel (which should have quotes around it now).
"But I don't know anything. Oh I believe that". - Got me rolling
This is the best editing I've seen in a Roger ad, and it was even funnier than usual because of it! So great! 😂
Thank you, Roger hand selected the editor so that's probably why
And the two guest actors really sounded like podcasters.
Waiting for new Roger Horton videos are the only reason why I’m still subscribed to this channel.
Roger is a fricking genius. I love it when these come up. I learn while I try not to laugh too loud! Thank you for doing them, they are _much_ appreciated.
I'd sooner get unnecessary dental work than start my own podcast.
ROGER IS ALWAYS RIGHT💯❤️ he's always so informative🤣
Nah, he's just giving us repackaged information from Wikipedia in a slightly different order to sound smart.
I just realized Roger pulled off an advert and I didn't realize I have been rogered until the end
Absolutely pumped for this channel!
Looks like I’m returning that $750 worth of podcast equipment I just bought from Guitar Center. Thanks Roger.
I got into podcasts starting in 2006. This video hits close to home. 😂😂😂
Wow another amazing Roger episode best part of Cracked
Rodger is my MAN! He never fails to nail every little detail behind the scenes. And the blatant ignorance of everyone who falls for the bs. So raw and freaking hilarious! 😂😅
“Zombies are after brains… your podcast will have none of that “ 😂
Do roses have to have all those petals?"
I like that...
I do not know why.
Thank you once again. You are GOOD! Many don't see the True point you are trying to make that can actually Help them.
But I don't know anything...I can believe that!!! Roger is absolutely hilarious 😆😆😆
omg I am so guilty of listening to people regurgitating my opinions back at me
The redhead is hypnotically beautiful.
Wow! These characters figured out how to get rid of Roger before he did his patented..."I have already made your life bad, but I'm about to make it worse" moment. As it turns out, he's secretly an introvert, and his super weakness is inclusion.
We have you now Mr. Horton... I must go quickly to goMommy, and spread the news!
I knew it; Roger is immortal.
Currently the most honest and accurate video on RUclips.
HAHAHAHA, when he hit him with that, "1/64th Cherokee", PURE HILARITY! Caucasians used to tell me with fraction of Native American they were all the time when I was growing up.
"1/64th Cherokee" 😂. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
This should be a podcast.
There are exactly two podcasts I like. Both are just people I already liked talking about things that interest them. Distractible and Safety Third.
Yeahhh Safety Third is awesome lol
roger is back, lets go!!
This is like FAMILY GUY with how the producers point out social stuff but in a funny way 🟡
Our old friend Roger is back with another banger!! 😂🎉😂 Honest Ads are the best!! #GoingStartAPodcastNOW!! #ImLate ,😂
Did Roger just accidentally announce that he's immortal? Explains how he's had his hands in every scam known to man.
Yeah, sure, he "accidentally" dropped the word that he'll be rogering us, our offspring, our offspring's offspring and every generation after that.... "accidentally" letting us know that there's no escape and no hope left. HortonEverythingCorp's latest product is all of humanity ever, marketed to Roger as Roger's fun little chew toy, and that's how it's meant to be.
You forgot one requirement: you must be young and attractive.
I dunno.... Joe rogan is in his 50s
@@Joe_Dirt82 he started at a time when it was not popular. Today the industry is totally different.
To FluorescentTan: How young? When I shower and shave, I look like an underage minor. Would that be *too* young-looking, by any chance?
To Pratham: Any insight on why podcasts are more tightly gatekept against people Rogan's age nowadays?
But you cant see them in a podcast
@@globox1998 True
I watch a RUclipsr who also does pod casts. He says he's been invited to do talks because he knows so much, but he freely admits, "I don't actually know all that stuff, I just read the scripts." 😂
Oh my God I don't know how I found this guy but man do I wish I would have found him sooner he is hilarious
Obituary fanfics... I f****** love it
Said it b4. Gonna say it again. Love Roger
As a fellow aspiring podcaster thanks for the advice, my first few episodes were kind of aimless but now I have direction
These videos are pure perfection, wisdom and hilarious.
I was only thinking the other day about the fact that we have well and truly reached peak podcast. Glad to see we are on the same page.
I love Jack Hunter as Roger. Jack I hope you know you will live on in millions of peopls minds as Roger!
Roger is immortal and can teleport. He's clearly omnipotent.
I like how the joke is that Roger is doing a podcast about other people doing “honest” podcasts but as if it were honest. I see you writing staff!
This has been my favorite Horton video among the newer vids.
It is now cannon that Roger is an undying elf with magic. (He was also one of the wise men that visited Jesus opon his birth) My sources are: F you, I am the on writing and this singular quote "If I were capable of dying, that's how I'd like to be remembered"
I can’t tell if the sponsor near the end was a part of the skit or a real sponsor, perfect
Gonna use 'do roses have to have all those petals' in my daily life. Its up there for me with 'if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bicycle'.
"your podcast will have none of that..." 😂😂😂
This almost has me wanting to start a podcast.
And no one wanting to listen.
@@Plethorality the most deranged podcasts that a reasonable person would think no one would listen to usually are the most succesful. A small, deranged podcast can very easily develop a small cult-like following that spreads it like wildfire. Of course, others join the following to marvel at the cookiness of it, and then bam, you have a viral podcast.
You also described social media, celebrities, class clown, and basically anyone that likes attention.
Horton is the only human that can poof out of existence when leaving and have me go “yeah I expected that” with no question afterword .
Love Roger. Thanks Cracked!
This hits so close to home especially on the white male podcast and interview shows I almost got goose bumps. Good work Cracked!
OH NO! You did one about PODCASTS!? LOL I love podcasts. Honest Ads IS ONE OF THE GREATEST online comedy factual shows. It's amazing how much we place importance on,
is pointless or something we don't need.
This is very definition of great social commentary through comedic writing and acting.
David
Stayed for the ending advertisement. Wasn't disappointed.
There's some good blogs out there and this is one of them 🎉🎉
Wow loads of home truths, Roger always hits the nail on the head 😂
Okay that Ad read was brilliant.
Is Roger The Devil?
He just admitted he can't die.
And, he's blatantly honest but knows that mankind isn't going to actually change; despite knowing the truth. Is The Devil bored? Is that why he's doing this? Would explain a lot.
Are there blooper reels??? What about an actual interview with Horton to get to know the gem of a man behind the gem of a character??? I can't get enough of this man.
This video made me want to start a podcast
I love how the editing of this video also looks/sounds a bit like a podcast lol
😂😂😂😂😂 he nearly blushed. Kkkkk save it for the podcast.
Awesome another Roger episode 😂❤🎉
They're onto us, PA!
You're the first person I've ever heard talk about the fact that some people that make content just love to hear themselves or see themselves on a video I say it all the time but I've never heard anybody else address that. There's probably content makers that rub themselves in banana and peanut butter before they watch their own videos they have the dog lick it off
When he said "Oh, one more thing"... I thought he was going to summon Columbo.
“1/64th Cherokee?”
Lol. I've spent all of my 58 years living in Oklahoma. If I had a dime for every time I've heard someone claim to be 1/16, 1/32, or 1/64 Cherokee, I could afford to live in a less back-asswards state.
@@Boogiebear-1965 it was said on the video. The Cherokee Nation has no blood quantum laws and both the United Keetowah Band and the Eastern Band are loose compared to other Indian tribes, but you will get someone who’s “great grandma was a Cherokee princess” which is usually cover for black heritage when that sort of thing was looked down upon.
About 7 generations from one.
Okay, the RayCon advert threw me off while I tried to figure out whether it was part of the satire or not, well done
Roger is the homie, I’d love to start a podcast with him. 😅
What kind of pup is the thumbnail. Beautiful pup...
Roger Horton the genie nobody asked for but everyone loves...
As a trucker; I can attest that podcast are a godsend. We can’t do our jobs listening to the same 500 songs over and over again.