Jorge: "Good morning guys, could I interest you in some.. soccer storytimes...?" Me: "Soccer.. Did you say Soccer Storytimes...? Soccer Storytimes! SOOOOCCCCCCCEERRRRRR!!!!"
You should do a video on science/chemistry class. Because I had some good times in those classes so I want to hear your stories on it. All of the gross, exiting, and overall things that happened in the classes that are worth to put in a video.
Why does everyone make the same generic positive comment on small youtube videos regardless if it's true or not? You trying to get noticed or something?
That was basically the same thing for me but in elementary. I was the nerdy one and the soccer kids were so popular. And the only times when I was able to play was either during PE or, when I join a friend. It was basically 20 minutes of fame
I'm in the middle of getting on the volleyball team and I'm disabled so let this be a lesson "you can do anything even tho your disabled like me but never give up you can do anything as long that you believe in yourself"
When I was little I was GREAT with stamina and the fastest in school, I was insane with my dash, BUT I got my foot twisted and right after leg hurt, and ya... my mile went from 7min to 14... and it only went lower and that 7 was after twisted ankle and before leg damage
I actually play soccer with my friends and its my favorite sport (which, not to brag, i'm pretty good at) so when i heard the word 'soccer' my ears perked up lol
Good for you for trying track, i feel like it is very underated, especially throwing in the US. Happy for you for trying a was in long distance gor a while but switch to throwing in 8th grade. And he is right long distance is HARD.
Jorge: "Good morning guys, could I interest you in some.. soccer storytimes...?"
Me: "Soccer.. Did you say Soccer Storytimes...? Soccer Storytimes! SOOOOCCCCCCCEERRRRRR!!!!"
"The closest I ever got to playing sports was Wii Sports"
I never knew how much I related to someone so much until now
Everyone rrelats except me- I do Track and it's very nice :D
@@SP4RK3LS how can i make the team
@@SP4RK3LS You are the chose one
@@Zenith_syke make sure yiur very good at running and very tall...
@@Zenith_syke btw only watch video games once a year
You should do a video on science/chemistry class. Because I had some good times in those classes so I want to hear your stories on it. All of the gross, exiting, and overall things that happened in the classes that are worth to put in a video.
Yeah
In sixth grade I didn’t really do science, in 7th grade I liked it and in 8th so far, it is trash
One day someone would see a student that could make very pure meth like Walter White from Breaking Bad
@trxppy7 so cool bro wow you're soooo cool😐
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Jorge brings back so many "i agree" Keep making my day🙃
Great job Jorge! A soccer video. All his stories are funny and entertaining
A good day to watch Horchata Soto!
True
When is it not?
Facts
GOOD DAY 😁
It always is
More soccer stories!!! This man is the king off stories bro
Dude,the best comedian ever😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love your videos. My Day became much better because you posted a video.
Yes I love your videos so much and your story times RUclipsrs like you are the reason I’m full filling my dream rn being a content creater
YES!!! more soccer stories, Jorge!
yesss
Football not soccer
Yes! Just what I needed right now
OmG I thINk I poPpEd mY kNee that killed me😂
Omg! I loved track and field when I was in high school! I would practice at home every day, and I was like Usain Bolt! Yes, I was one of those guys.
HE HAS NEVER AND I MEAN •NEVER• FAILED TO MAKE US LAUGH!!!!! He is better that a comedian!!!!
He has barely made me laugh you just all have terrible humour
He does fail but he doesn’t try to make us laugh
ur so funny lol i forgot to laugh
Why does everyone make the same generic positive comment on small youtube videos regardless if it's true or not? You trying to get noticed or something?
Agreed
horchata with another keep up the good work
Never goes away with stories
Really wanna hear elementary school stories
Greatest of all time
I can never miss a horchata video
@@queencherry718 shut up bot
Me too! I’m so bad at sports no mater how hard I try😂
*“Legend says, those kids are still running till this day..”*
😂 these are amazing. Bro this is so relatable
Bruh takes metal to the petal to the next level.
Jorge Is the one and only laugh king
You always make Bangers
YES A NEW STORY TIME
Congrats you found a comment that doesn’t say, He NeVeR rUnS oUt Of SoTeRiS.
Horchata Soto: *Telling the story*
The comments...: HORCHATA NEVER FAILS TO ENTERTAIN US
They say that literally at the start😂❤
True, this guy is great but try to be more creative with the comments idk.
@@queencherry718 THATS A GOOD ONE
Yeah its like everyone in the comments is a bot
@@a_commandos2327 LMAO
@@a_commandos2327 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jorge never fails to make us laugh 😂 ❤
edit: thank you sooooo much for all the likes
True
He never ever fails
Fr fr
TRUE
You didn’t get that many likes calm tf down you ruined your comment
“The closest i got to playing sports, was wii sports”
Damnn💀
Dude it’s nice to see another fellow Guatemalan love ur vids you are like big brother to me lol
0:39 same, I understand lol 😂
That was basically the same thing for me but in elementary. I was the nerdy one and the soccer kids were so popular. And the only times when I was able to play was either during PE or, when I join a friend. It was basically 20 minutes of fame
Horchata ur in my top 2 fav utuber on god
I’m hispanic 2 :)
Fun fact: the first ppl who comment "first" aren't first to finish the video.
I love your videos 🙂
Really like the longer videos! Much better than having to scroll through each short afterwards
This video was amazing
Bro can we appreciate how he posts daily
Great Video Horchata Soto!
Jorge never fails ot make us 😂 laugh❤️
@@queencherry718 yes
@@queencherry718 what
I'm in the middle of getting on the volleyball team and I'm disabled so let this be a lesson "you can do anything even tho your disabled like me but never give up you can do anything as long that you believe in yourself"
When I was little I was GREAT with stamina and the fastest in school, I was insane with my dash, BUT I got my foot twisted and right after leg hurt, and ya... my mile went from 7min to 14... and it only went lower and that 7 was after twisted ankle and before leg damage
Dam
0:12 had me dying on the floor😂
Only people who didn’t come from TikTok are worth liking this 🏆
YESS I love horchata Soto so I am so excited for new vids
As someone who is on track but can’t really run, I definitely feel you
Him: You know what long distance sport I’m talking about!
Me: Cross Co-
Him: Long distance track!
He is definitely uploading full videos because he realized they pay way better 😂😂😂
Love your videos! You ALWAYS make me laugh at your school failures
Horchata the G.O.A.T
Good video Jorge
Yet again another amazing video! Could you do stories about shows you would watch as a child?
I actually play soccer with my friends and its my favorite sport (which, not to brag, i'm pretty good at) so when i heard the word 'soccer' my ears perked up lol
Omg when Horchata does that voice that never fails to make me laugh
Do picture day in school love the vid
Yes pls more soccer uploads I’m actually playing soccer rn
Legend said that your teacher still has not Blown the whistle😂😂
THE WII SPORTS GOT ME DIEING
The best of the best
“wii sports” I’M DEAD
I’m watching in 54mins out
you make me laugh!!!!!!😀
i think “oof” was the best thing i’ve heard today
Can you make a video about doctor appointments? They freak me out when they pull out the shot lol. If you use this pls put me in the video!
Legend back at it
I love you so much Jorge
yooo i love soccer story times
Keep up the good work
Bro is the definition of quality over quantity
When he said testing testing testing so close to the mic I had a speaker connected and it was on Full Blast and my mom thought it said F-k
YOU JUST PUT ME VICTOR A DIE HARD BILLS FAN IN A DEFLATRIOTS JERSEY
my fav story time yter😊❤
I would love to hear More soccer stories pls fav sport
I love the part when he said " run run run run." Also the part when he said" vroooooooooooom." 😂😂😂😂😂And when he said" Omg geez." 😂😂😂
He is not trying to be funny.
He is trying to entertain which he succeeds at.
Yes more soccer story times
Good for you for trying track, i feel like it is very underated, especially throwing in the US. Happy for you for trying a was in long distance gor a while but switch to throwing in 8th grade. And he is right long distance is HARD.
soccer storytimes yessssssssssssssss!
Can you do a video on the most boring lessons and the funny stuff that happened in them mixed in with the boring moments
Yes please score story time
Love your vids
Best RUclipsr keep up the good work
“What was a sport that required hitting people or have skill with a BALL.”
I can agree 😅😅 It is hard in high school
I love this guy
I SLEEP IN MY CLASSES AND GYM CLASS OHHH ITS LIKE ENDLESS FOR ME
Yes we want more soccer stories
Jorge I’m trying to find a video that I haven’t watched from you I love them so much I’ve just committed to watching your shorts
Just love it❤
YES MORE SOCCER! I’ve been doing soccer for 5 years!
Nice video. Keep up the good work❤
Man i ma never forget this videos
The oof part got me 😆
You could done Cross Country 😂❤🎉
Can we just see how good his videos are
Yo bro keep doing good on your content you ar good.
This man can talk about horchata and make it fun .
Yesssss let's see more soccer stuff