School Cafeterias...
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2022
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One time in 5th grade some one started clapping and everyone else joined. we had to write a sorry essay to the staff lmao😂
What did you write?
On break the rules day at school the staff put on its raining tacos😂
@@Cheese899 one kid one day started throwing tacos in the air and said “ITS RAINING TACOS!”
On my life that was the exact thing happened to me
We did that all the time 😂
4:33 really had to call me out 💀
nahh thats foul 😂
That’s one of my ex’s names- I still talk to him. But I doubt that it would be you though. Because there’s no way I found my ex on RUclips, there’s so many people in the world that have the same name
Damm
I used to know what that feel likes
U will get one eventually lol
One thing is that every single person has these wacky stories to share with the world but unfortunately not many people do that. Credits to Jorge who actually does that and shares his stories with us in an excellent manner.
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I love his never ending stories! They are so funny!!❤️❤️also, the quarter trick is very impressive!
You know there's a school fight happening on everybody in the whole room runs one direction. My school also does this thing where one student would randomly starts clapping and the entire cafeteria starts clapping. I'd be sitting there all confused.
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Broo I feel you this one kid just randomly sucker punched this kid in the face and a fight broke out im walking back from 3rd period and theirs just a glob of people and im like what is happening my friend explained it to me that was like 2 days ago
Bro same
Sprig
This man never disappoints to tell a good story DANG YALL THANKS FOR THE LIKES
true dat
Ikr
69 don’t change it
Your storytimes are so engaging, keep it up! 👑
I had pizza every wensday at my elementary school, when I moved and it was wensday at the new school, I was expecting pizza. And there was soup. So I asked where the pizza was, and the lunch lady looked so confused at me. “That happens once a month here hun.” She said that a few minutes later and I was a bit sad 🥲
you know the little plastic trays you get at school lunch? at lunch some kid decided to just throw the tray on the the ground on purpose and played it off like nothing happened, the whole room was staring at him.
I also didn’t know that so many people styrofoam : |
At my school they didn't even have plastic ones, they were styrofoam
My school uses baskets
Hi
We use cardboard trays
I know those and guess what my friend put it in there mouth and threw it to a person 😅
In my old school, kids would literally rampage in the cafeteria. One time, the younger ones had a field trip and we had to get our lunch last. A few of the kids were angry, but this kid took it to a new level. He started cursing at the dinnerlady! Calling her really offensive names I won’t say here, and they even started picking the lettuce from the school garden, unwashed! I will never forget that!
Bro i love you so much you have inspire me and this Channel is so relateabel i luv u soto keep on the good work!!
Giving extra credit for him doing it with short sleeves Plus your videos are great they make me laugh every day
Since I’m always a packer, I never got why people always hated school lunch! I always loved the pizza😂
Bro the food looked like it take one year of your life
@@hajro8055 true
And it’s not being a picky eater but those foods are terrible
idbu but the pizza here is alright, not the best but its the best youd get in a school cafeteria
I'm having a kid 😃
5:37 lol gumball school background
The free styling part is so accurate 😭 these dudes ate my table kept banging on the table as this other dude was rapping with the same beat as barbie girl 😭
Can we talk about the beat at 3:51
4:50 Bro who the hell is 3ft 9in and 3f 10in tall💀💀💀💀
The short ones that always pick fights 💀
Jorge Should Make A Long Storytime on middle school! Or a compilation.
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@Queen Lissa💖💖 what the fu-
I love your videos❤❤
Dudes an OG! Pierce the Veil hell Yeah!
It’s always a good day when horchata uploads
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@Queen Lissa💖💖 god when do these bots stfu
@@fizzy3736 Ikr
@@TokyoMater.LOL
Bro the strawberry was white and was like goo and tasted like strawberry with more milk then strawberry but the some years before the strawberry milk tasted like strawberry and was pink and wasn’t gooy
I spilled strawberry milk on my hoodie smelled disgusting 💀
@@plaguedoctor9512 oh no I feel so bad for
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i had a stroke reading it😭
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Bro I think everyone's fave subject was lunch lol
Yeah but it's technically not a subject
@@phillyhoh9146 everyone still says lunch is their favorite subject
I never get bored watching this guy and like he infinite number of story times
3:00 only true horchata fans remember this one
I remember
Same
Meee
Whats the music from that part
3:05 you know your a true fan when u saw this on shorts a few months ago
What's the music from that part
I remember he was wearing a baby Yoda shirt
Aron
Nah u got some dope storys they are to good to be true
Bro this is the same thing that my middle school did and it’s so relatable lol
Especially the takis xD
When all the classes at my school were having lunch everyone would be talking to each other to the point where we got too loud and could not talk at all. We got many warnings BUT SOME CLASSES JUST WOULD NOT BE QUIETER. That's why we couldn't talk.
@Queen Lissa💖💖 STOP BOT
@Queen Lissa💖💖 LOL GET REPORTED
That sounds like my school
Wait @onewayalive wdym
This sounds exactly like my school cafeteria. Prairie farms local fresh milk and chicken Pattie’s. It was also a tradition for us to have pizza on Friday
Bro this is awesome
The cafeteria fight scene had me lmao
5:11 complete mic break
I think it’s on propuse lol 😂
I knew one day we would get some story time about school fights. We all knew
Also we legitimately have Pizza, Hotdogs, Pancit Canton (basically really good noodles), and Popcorn in the Cafeteria every frickin day. (Always lunch period), sometimes we legit have really good traditional Filipino school.
At my primary school we had something called fish finger friday which as the name says on friday we had fish fingers as the school lunch. I remember the second that lessons ended everyone would try to get some first because it was our best school meal. People would chant FISH FINGER FRIDAY and the kitchen staff probably wanted to die. Good memories :>
If you guys are confused on how the quarter trick works, he basically throws it to the other hand very fast, and making it seem like it had teleported. If you want proof, pit your settings to 0.25 and go to the part where he says “ok one more time one more time.” You’ll see it flying tk the other hand
A tip stamp would be a little after 1:17
How😊
0:15 Remember when we said this 😂
“At this corner standing at 3 ft 9” 😂
I love your videos ❤️❤️
2:40 HERE THE ONES THAT WAS SUBSCRIBED BEFORE HE ANNOUNCE IT!!! (its in his twitch go there and click on "socials" and after click on "clips channel'', he put it before it annouce it)
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Jorge’s videos are always so relatable idk how he does it, keep up the good work! ❤
Ikr bros spitting fax 247
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@@FISHY_MILK yep
@@StupidlyComplexHandle wtf lmao
@@XTL_Ring yeah
Yesterday there was a fight in the cafeteria around 5th hour so around 1 in the afternoon. And today at 7 in the morning there was two more fights in the cafeteria. One of them let a teacher hurt and a girl hospitalized because she got jumped by guys. Bonus fight, Yesterday the freshman football coach body slammed a junior who swung on him. He got taken into custody and is waiting to see if he will get fired
Bro,how this man so good like this man king he never fails to make us l laugh and have fun man the good good like your videos of the best good RUclipsr
Okay but like …. Did anybody else brought their own food everyday that was sooo good that EVERYONE wanted some of your lunch!!????
As someone who went to a school with terrible quality food, I brought my own outside food. Since pretty much everyone hated the school food, they would ALWAYS ask me for some of my lunch bro. People were pretty damn wild in middle school.
@Kaiju Kingdom same
I feel so sad when Horchata Soto uploads, I have to go through the sadness of the video ending.
The yo mama one is relatable :)
When me and my two friends were in a yo mama showdown, I said, “Yo mama so fat, when she wore a fur coat, it destroyed an entire species” and they just gave up 😂
I don’t get it
the food is so facts
like we called “burger buddies” “booger buddies” lol i hated it but i didn’t bring my own lunch so i ate nothing at school
Thank you for this. I’m really sick right now and I have been for a while. Your videos make me feel so much better 😌
Jorge you always bring a smile to my face. Nothing like watching you and eating McDonalds 😂
I'm literally just eating McDonald's rn
I could watch your videos for a month and I wouldn’t get bored
I love your vids
My school’s cafeteria has so many stalls. Some for drinks, food and snacks. I remember there’s always one day where one stall would sell mac and cheese and the lines for that stall were so long. I was going to line up for some and they ran out so I thought “I waited for nothing”. They made another batch, I was happy. They ran out again, made another batch. I don’t know how much ingredients they had but sure. By the time I got my food, there was 5 minutes left of recess/lunch. I devoured my food like there was no tomorrow. I ended up going to class feeling like I ate a whole rock. If I can remember, there were still people lining up even when there was only 1 minute left to eat. The dedication just for food is insane.
This guy tells the best stories
My lunch room is really boring because they would give us detention if we would beat on the table, also we got pizza every day and had to stay together as a class, and yes this is in middle school. We would also never fight because the people who could fight were in detention, love you Jorge keep up the work ❤
The lunchtime is the best they say lunch isn't a subject oh yea? Well WE LEARN WHAT FOOD TASTE LIKE😂😂😂
We all have to agree that he always hits us with a banger
Bro The Freestyle Its Like Classmate Bro They Are Literally Rapstar
So in grade 4 we played with these things called ukuleles and this guy he was in my friend group he was literally acting like he was at a concert😂 it was so funny I stopped using it and just laughing at him about how funny it was
I would like to see a dentist story :) or a first time to the dentist 🦷
Not the dentist 😂
My guy got the background from the amazing world of gamble 5:00
“amazing world of *gamble* “
Pizza friday ❤ Literally ever American School until the pandemic hit 😢
One kid started doing water bottle flips and everyone was cheering him on and since there was no teachers because they went to the teacher lunch room day the people watching just watched us cheer this kid on 😂
Have any memories when we banged the tables making music with the table like drums and the table dosent break at all like captain americas shield. (Thank you for hearing this comment horchata you make the best daily videos almost every 2 - 3 days you never fail to make us happy - edit)
Omg Jorge your videos and streams are so funny I enjoy watching you so much and you are so active with your stream chat and you are just so relatable to everyone. Please keep doing what your doing because your such a great RUclipsr. I was so sad when I realized I missed yesterdays stream but I was there from the beginning in the first one of the recent two. (Among us for the memes, if you know you know)
POV: you tried getting attention by the creator but failing miserably and wasted 10 minutes to type in a 6 paragraph comment.
No I honestly just feel that way
Like I can shorten it if it will make you feel better or more right or something like that
@@RvstAV POV: you have nothing better to do in your life but give random fans of RUclipsrs shade when they did nothing wrong because it makes you feel cool and better about yourself when it really just makes you look rude and immature.
@@RvstAV hella quiet now right?
I love your videos
Is it only me or ur the only one that can give me a smile 😁
Talk about the “no running policy” in school I’m in middle school and I’m suffering getting to classes
Just run man. I did it too.
@Queen Lissa💖💖 the heck is that
1:02 The magic trick. I saw that. He threw the quarter to the other hand.
True
I THIS GUY NEVER RUNS OUT OF STORYS AND NEVER DISAPPOINTS YOU
Love your shirt favorite song by them was bulls in the Bronx
1:15 put it in slow motion this reveals the magic trick
My teachers used to force me to eat up all my food or else we got no reeces AND the lunch ladys would always put sooo much on the plates, so if you didn’t like the food, it was a mission trying to throw away your food
I hate it when teachers do that!, like what if you are full?
The amount times your friends say “Bro” in this video, makes me think your “Horchata Broto”
He never runs out of storys
Jorge never disappoints.
Felt like telling this story but at lunch we had a bookstore where we could buy materials and rent games for free. So we get uno every day at our small crowded lunch table with 10 people and we were playing. I remember a kid calling uno and we all knew he had a card to win so we all drew cards and couldn’t get a card to change colors and this guy before the uno kid clutches up and draws a draw 4 from the deck somehow and we start screaming super loud out of excitement. The funny thing is on the announcements they were literally saying not to do this that morning and the guidance counselor came over and we explained and we ended up being fine but still close call lol. And yes ik this is super long
Thanks so much for making horchata clips because i dont have twitch again thanks
3:07 That literally happened to me in 1st grade, except we weren’t in the cafeteria, we were in the classroom, and that he only pointed at me 💀
At our school on Monday some kids brought a chip. And it was the One chip challenge and kids were eating it 😅and the milk was gone the cafeteria people literally took Alway the milk and kids were dieing the bathroom was pack!!! Then where I was in 4th period the principal said on the announcements no more chips, because some kid throw up. And this is a seventh grade.
Hey i have that dmae profile pic on a social app mate ola
My school does pizza every day and our lunch isn’t until 1:30 but I got lucky and get to leave my fourth lesson 5 minutes early
I can relate but today was extra special and there was fr a sturdy circle and a kid back flipped over a table - legendary day until someone snitched and the vp thought it was wwe- honestly an Even better moment
I love them
2:33 😏😏😏😏🧐
The worst part of the cafeterias to me is the trays. One time, I literally had a cardboard tray and all my food dropped on the floor. And someone helped me. Then a few months later, they say “when ******** dropped her food, I helped her pick it up
"man the stuff we would put in our bodies" 💀💀💀☠☠☠
Same, even about the pizza but not the school fights 🙃
I was in lunch and my class started to clap out of nowhere and everything one in the lunchroom stated to clap and every teacher that was in the lunchroom got pissed lol I miss that
I can relate
Samee
That happened today and four times last year.
One time when I was in middle school, I was in the cafeteria and I had just got my food from the line, I was walking to my table when I saw a six grader trying to use a vending machine that has had an “out of order” sign for years. So anyway the kid put his money in the vending machine and some chips come out and after that almost every kid in the cafeteria starts cheering his name, clapping for him and whistling.
the cafeterias are always a freaking war zone even the teachers have to tell us to be quiet💀
This story was so funny 😂.Bro had a baby youda lamp
When Arron startled crying that reminded me of today. I was comparing my hand size with one of my friends that skipped second grade and my librarian that sorts the books (all of our specials teachers sometimes help in the cafeteria ) said “HEY… DONT DO THAT” The worst part about her is she all was claps her hands in that tone that teachers use, she ALWAYS does it and I think she thinks she OWNS the school cause she is RUDE. She’s not fired somehow and the Principal has gave her warnings ALOT of warnings. EDIT: I was hugging my sister at lunch today and she yelled at me.. Why?
lmaoo
you havent even watched yet.
@@thenewdrhorror1748 LOL
@@Lina-wm2tp amongus
I'm in middle school and now that the food isn't thaat bad anymore but i still pack my lunch sometimes.
Bro I had a shirt that said "My favorite subject is Lunch." It was funny.
1:28 be that one guy “he throws the quarter in mid-air into the other hand faster than the human eye, I used slow motion”
Hold up my name is also Aaron.
Was I there before idk? 3:12
Dis my fav channel
i would talk about random stuff and argue🤣