'' I collect the severed heads of whales, I'm not a lunatic.'' The fact that this statement actually makes somewhat sense is depressing lol. The bar for lunacy has been raised pretty high in the last few years.
Tbf, your politicians make me think Washington's plumbing is lead pipes. And...someone has been lacing coca e shipments with lead as well. It's a Futurama sketch IRL.
@@slackra3400 Hey now, this isn’t a comment section or a show that’s interested in facts. Not when they can have 20-year-old propaganda to avoid focusing on their awful candidate!
"How can you be in the same family as Ted Kennedy and still have the worst driving story in the family." Chappaquiddick . For those too young to remember.
Apparently he once threatened to have his pet falcons attack a police officer who was trying to stop him from collecting dead rats on the side of the road (to feed the falcons) Every single story just gets weirder and weirder
What's insane is that nobody wants to talk about the corruption in DC that he brings up. Instead, it's all about this nonsense and ad hominem attacks. Isn't that crazy?
Not just weird. He’s self absorbed and doesn’t care who he hurts or what he destroys along the way. As long as he gets to do whatever he f*cking well pleases.
@@MiniTrainLoco Yep & that's why the Kennedy's have been cursed ! He's sooooo arrogant w that studdering headworm he actually thot he cud run in a seems worse than Biden state whaaaat?????!!!!! Hit the road wormy is right 👍
I mean. Casual eating and... playing 🤨with bits of roadkill and other generally dead wild animals. That worm's middle name may as well have been "Destiny". Face it.
@@kingayy9267it's from an interview with his daughter I believe, completely true. 😂 Edit: just got to that point in the video, yeah that info is from the daughter.
I don't understand why none of his immediate family tells him, "No, Dad. We can't drive 45 minutes with half a whale carcass on top of the car, getting drowned by whale blood and bile. Remember your brain worms? Just say no to them!"
Looks to me that "likes" show up as soon as we click, but "views" are counted later. Video has been out over 35 minutes now, "likes" are about 10% of views.
I don't know, but the whale head story doesn't seem that weird to me. When we were little, my dad used to collect dead mammals, insects, birds, lizzards, all kinds of animals. We would take them home and depending on my mom's mood (she would often make us throw it away) we would dissect it, study it and prepare it for our "museum". We would put the small animals in glass jars and do research and write about them. One of my earliest memories is us taking a lizard a cat had maimed and dad making it go to sleep with formaldehyde. He then taught my brother and me how to hold the scalpel and see how it worked inside. That was the first time I saw a heart pumping. Though none of us followed him into the medical profession, all of us earned advanced degrees and a lot of knowledge. To this day, my dad's memory is a blessing.
You realize that they teach that very same thing in schools, all around the planet, correct? P.S. What was your father teaching you at home that wasn't already known by then?
@@codymoe4986 we didn't go to school. We lived very far from the closest school until we came to the United States. By then my twin and I were 18 and went directly to college. Boy, we sure found out quickly how bad your education system worked! I couldn't believe how ignorant my classmates were! I used to think that we were missing out a lot by not going to school and having only my brothers and the servants ' children to play with. But once I realized how much more advanced we were, I stopped regretting not going to school. Thank you dad!
Her husband needs to sue DJT first. He is so proud of his Supreme Court 6 judges, doing his bidding overturning Roe vs. Wade. Then he can go down the line of who to sue next. Deepest condolences to the family of the deceased woman, especially to her husband and her 8 year old son. I always cry about my Mom passing away at, to me, way too early, as she was 62 years old. That little boy only had his Mom for 8 years. Prayers and love going out to the family.💔😞😢🙏
There once was a girl from Madrid Who fell in love with a squid She said "I've tried eel, and made out with seal But once you've been squid ...You've been DID"
Truth! Although I must admit that he'd probably be faster than whatever local agency is responsible for dealing with roadkill.... I wonder what he told his kids about the skunks??🦨
It`s so comforting to know that you can still get people in front of a court who insulted a whale in ´94. Nearly makes up for not being able to do anything about people who you got too close to kids in ´94.
Let's ponder this. RFK Jr is a renowned (allegedly) environmental lawyer. That's not the same as being an environmental scientist but shouldn't he undestand the danger of rotting biohazards? So he's fighting corporate pollution at the same time he's exposing his family to potentially deadly substances? Is his status as an environmental lawyer a sham or has he gone insane?
Trump: “They’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs”
Rfk: “Hold my bear”
🤣 You win! 😎✌️
😂😂😂😂
How about the dwarf hippo?
🤣🤣🤣 Didn't he lose his voting rights in NY because they found out he doesn't live there? Maybe he has a third residence in Ohio?
@@thomasw.5344 No!
The real Neo-Nazis live at the dark side of the moon and get the food by Chinese spaceships. Are you a kid not to know that?
Ronny Chieng is a great host. I love his deadpan.
RJK Jr is also a great host…for brainworms.
@78 :
I don't know how "great" a host he was
Apparently he starved one too death .
Humor in poor taste
And nutritional value !
So do I.
i love him to and always will but is it just me or does he feel like he’s kinda phoning it in now? or is he depressed?
Where is RFK right now? Has anyone checked Springfield?
A collab with Seth Meyers would’ve been so great for the captain segment, since he had this whole thing going on, about a sea captain, during COVID
Thank you! I was literally scrolling down the comments to see if at least one other person had thought of this!!
I immediately thought of the Sea Captain. But I think he wouldn’t be so deranged as to want whale heads.
🐾
The sea captain only wants your soul… to sell to Mac Tonight
Here is RFK and they blame Haitians in Springfield for eating pets!
@@Masterdebater-q5c"They're eating the goats! They're eating the bears! They're eating the dogs! And they're even eating all the whales!"
Because every accusation is a confession.
You have pet bears and whales? Or did you skip analogy day in English class?
Why do you think Trump and Maga push this narrative. They're guilty of all the things they blame minorities and Democrats for.
@@rinnypink The two are pretty comparable. Which is more twisted?
'' I collect the severed heads of whales, I'm not a lunatic.'' The fact that this statement actually makes somewhat sense is depressing lol. The bar for lunacy has been raised pretty high in the last few years.
Like focusing on a 20-year old story that has nothing to do with the election? That is pretty crazy.
Tbf, your politicians make me think Washington's plumbing is lead pipes. And...someone has been lacing coca e shipments with lead as well. It's a Futurama sketch IRL.
Taking specimens and samples is pretty normal behaviour for biologists.
@@slackra3400 Hey now, this isn’t a comment section or a show that’s interested in facts. Not when they can have 20-year-old propaganda to avoid focusing on their awful candidate!
@@rinnypink You mean they should devote more attention to the convicted criminal currently running for office while awaiting his sentence?
"How can you be in the same family as Ted Kennedy and still have the worst driving story in the family."
Chappaquiddick . For those too young to remember.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy's driving story is pretty bad too.
@@bumboyy You mean riding. Or am I missing something?
ted got away with it but lost the presidency in the aftermath
Spot on 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👍👍👍👍👍👍
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All these weird dead animal stories with RFK Jr. certainly explain the brain worm. That's what happens when you eat meat of questionable quality.
RFK is like some sort of weird roadkill loving squirrel
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Apparently he once threatened to have his pet falcons attack a police officer who was trying to stop him from collecting dead rats on the side of the road (to feed the falcons)
Every single story just gets weirder and weirder
Don't eat the stew at RFK's house.
@@mrfunnyperson100 The guy is just insane
Serial killer? 🤔
Jordan Klepper is a national comedy treasure and should star in a feature film
Seconded!
Why do RFK Jr's crimes always have to be so frickin' weird?
Right! 😂
Rfk is completely insane
Brainlessly consuming propaganda is more insane.
What's insane is that nobody wants to talk about the corruption in DC that he brings up. Instead, it's all about this nonsense and ad hominem attacks. Isn't that crazy?
But a 'stable genius' too.
He definitely has a creepy obsession with animals, especially dead ones. Surely not normal
@@thomasw.5344 What? This is so wrong.
His brainworm lived many years and just died in the vacuum.
The issues run deeper than just the worms, I'm afraid.
Yeah the propaganda is pretty bad.
RFK jr should've run as a Republican. He's just as weird as the rest of them.
By endorsing Trump, he proved what the Dems had been saying all along: He's not a real Democrat, but a self-centered opportunist.
Not just weird. He’s self absorbed and doesn’t care who he hurts or what he destroys along the way. As long as he gets to do whatever he f*cking well pleases.
@@MiniTrainLoco Yep & that's why the Kennedy's have been cursed ! He's sooooo arrogant w that studdering headworm he actually thot he cud run in a seems worse than Biden state whaaaat?????!!!!! Hit the road wormy is right 👍
True!
He's a hidden Sith Lord.
It’s not immigrants that are eating pets it’s actually RFK Jr.
Jordan Klepper as a sailor😅 🚢 is hilarious, but this Kennedy dude is definitely a bit touched😂 🐋 🇺🇸 .
"Nature's Fleshlight."🤣
I'm dead.
It was the "oh someone likes to kink shame don't they, huh?" For me 😂🤣😂🤣💀
RFK is literally an American Dad! character
Worse driving story in the family .. classic
I’m assuming he got worms from eating roadkill.
I think it was a bear that got hit by a car yeah.
@@TaijifufuNope
My thoughts exactly.
You can get worms in the brain from eating pigs
You can get worms in the brain from eating a lot of different meats, like pork. So it isnt just from roadkill.
I mean. Casual eating and... playing 🤨with bits of roadkill and other generally dead wild animals. That worm's middle name may as well have been "Destiny". Face it.
Ronny! Chappaquiddick reference for the win! Oof!
They drove home dressed in plastic bags with slit holes to breathe.
I can't even tell if you're serious.
What, like front row at a Gallagher show?
I can't imagine that would work.
@@kingayy9267it's from an interview with his daughter I believe, completely true. 😂
Edit: just got to that point in the video, yeah that info is from the daughter.
@@kingayy9267 His daughter told the story to Vanity Fair, like 15 years ago.
I don't understand why none of his immediate family tells him, "No, Dad. We can't drive 45 minutes with half a whale carcass on top of the car, getting drowned by whale blood and bile. Remember your brain worms? Just say no to them!"
RFK Jr. is so weird
NOW he's being investigated? What, no statute if limitations on decapitating dean whales?
“The whole animal is a head.” That is the funniest thing I heard all year!
Chainsaw was used.
That line had me howling
It's just one weird thing after another with RFK Jr.
Yup.
Looks like the Sea Captain defected after Seth Meyers lost yet another Emmy season
Seth should've had the sea captain under a stronger contract if he can just jump ship like this.
Jackal sighting outside their native comment section! 🎉 Hello, fellow LNSM fans. Excellent work! Carry-on. 🐾
I like both, but SM just isn't that funny to me....
Law and Order: Whale Division
Pwargh, pwargh.(gotta change the hammer to whale sounds or it will never work)
😂
LOL, some great one-liners in this bit.
"I collect the severed heads of whales, but I'm not a lunatic!"
“Don’t kink-shame me!!”
I don't understand how RFK Jr is a real person.
😭🤣😂😅😆
@@Rekindel yep!
Jordan, ... that old scallywag - LOL😂
He’s a salty dog...
He just wanted to "investigate" the whales head
He's not being creppy, he's doing science 😂
Everyone please looook deeply at that man and into those insane eyes 👀 then boooom ( there it is 😱🤭🙄😨😳😲😯many r bcuming inhumane - no lie 🤥 uhoh
Look, mum! A Daily Dhow/Seth Meyers Expanded Universe crossover
what does colbert have to do with this?
@anog999 the sea shanties.
@@anog999 Shoot lack of sleep.
1 view, 12 likes, Ronny truly has the power...
He won an Emmy, he is Ronald now.
_Emmy Winning Ronald Chieng_* is his name, get it right!
Looks to me that "likes" show up as soon as we click, but "views" are counted later. Video has been out over 35 minutes now, "likes" are about 10% of views.
He didn't drop out, hes driving around with a decapitated republican party bungiecorded to his roof right now.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂
😂awesome! You know there’s a job waiting for you on the show! 🎉
Yeah.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Klepper as Old Timey Sailor was great 😂
"Fishy?" More like "mammaly."
Yeah well, have you ever seen a whale, with a polka dot tail down by the bay?
Down by the bay, where the watermelon grows...
Lion,and tigers and bears oh my. Roadkill rfk,jr. Brain worms .
So JDV must be "Captain Eyeliner"!
I don't understand how you even saw a whale's head off!!?!?? It must have taken hours! 🤢😰
It was an orca, apparently, so a lot smaller than a whale (and not even a whale but a dolphin!) so possibly just an hour?!
It's the Captain from Seth Meyers' attic!
That was my first impression.
Now I want him to sing a legit sea shanty. The things you didn't know you wanted lol.
YET, it's immigrants eating the pets?!!!🤨 That man should be charged with animal cruelty.
How is taking a sample from an already dead animal cruel?
To be fair, it was already dead. It's the same as the bear carcass.
is it animal cruelty if they are already dead?
But was the whale Really dead before he saw its head or did it died After the fact?
No just wait a bit! Let him handle the Orange Goldfish first!
Did Seth Meyers authorize The Daily Show to use his very famous and much-beloved Sea Captain character?? Those sea-puns got me through covid!
Blowholes as fleshlites is on a Monty Python scale. 🎉
I think it's pretty obvious who are eating the pets.
The Old Timey Sailor bit was probably one the top 5 skits in Daily Show history imo
He almost broke Ronny with the blowhole/kink shame joke 😂
national lampoon's florida vacation.
🎵 Holiday oooohhhhh oooohhhh oohhh
Remember when the worst thing one can tie to the roof of a vehicle was Romney's dog?
"I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy." -RFK Jr.
I don't know, but the whale head story doesn't seem that weird to me. When we were little, my dad used to collect dead mammals, insects, birds, lizzards, all kinds of animals. We would take them home and depending on my mom's mood (she would often make us throw it away) we would dissect it, study it and prepare it for our "museum". We would put the small animals in glass jars and do research and write about them. One of my earliest memories is us taking a lizard a cat had maimed and dad making it go to sleep with formaldehyde. He then taught my brother and me how to hold the scalpel and see how it worked inside. That was the first time I saw a heart pumping. Though none of us followed him into the medical profession, all of us earned advanced degrees and a lot of knowledge. To this day, my dad's memory is a blessing.
You realize that they teach that very same thing in schools, all around the planet, correct?
P.S. What was your father teaching you at home that wasn't already known by then?
@@codymoe4986 we didn't go to school. We lived very far from the closest school until we came to the United States. By then my twin and I were 18 and went directly to college. Boy, we sure found out quickly how bad your education system worked! I couldn't believe how ignorant my classmates were! I used to think that we were missing out a lot by not going to school and having only my brothers and the servants ' children to play with. But once I realized how much more advanced we were, I stopped regretting not going to school. Thank you dad!
RFK having all these weird interactions with animals is creepy!
By endorsing Trump, RFK nailed the last nail on his own coffin politically. He was never going to get anywhere and now he dug his own grave.
Out of all the things I could magine this was going….
never in my wildest dreams 😂
i’m aussie and this makes me gag😂😂😂🇦🇺 many he wanted to use it like a couch like JD vance 😂😂😂
JD Vance did not do what he was accused of doing. Shame on YOU! 🤮😩🤬
Her husband needs to sue DJT first. He is so proud of his Supreme Court 6 judges, doing his bidding overturning Roe vs. Wade. Then he can go down the line of who to sue next.
Deepest condolences to the family of the deceased woman, especially to her husband and her 8 year old son. I always cry about my Mom passing away at, to me, way too early, as she was 62 years old. That little boy only had his Mom for 8 years. Prayers and love going out to the family.💔😞😢🙏
Its weird he just happened to have a chainsaw on vacation?
Will Forte should join bc of Seth Meyers sea captain bit
If anybody is wondering just how that worm got into rfk's head, here you go.
Something to follow?
The Moo Deng reference 😂
The dwarf hippo is mind breaking !
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I feel so sorry for his kids!
RFK is a walking caricature 😂
This sketch would not seem out of place in an episode of conan and i’m here for it
Thank Buddha! Thank you Ronny! 😁💯💥🙏
Someone should have turned off the tv in that poor boy's hotel room. That plus drug abuse brought us here, for real for real. 😮
Mr. Oldtimey Fisherman is a great character and I’m all for Klepper losing himself into it 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
It's "whales and brainworms and bears, oh my". Get it right!
RFK is in some different orbit . . . totally disappointing for a Kennedy fan. The man is not well . . .
The whole Kennedy clan is nutso, you just have to look closer if you don’t see it.
Ronnie, stop kink shaming Jordan! 😂
There once was a girl from Madrid
Who fell in love with a squid
She said "I've tried eel, and made out with seal
But once you've been squid
...You've been DID"
*RIP 🧠🪱🪱🪱🐋🐻 and the ones we have not heard about⚠️🕊️*
Truth! Although I must admit that he'd probably be faster than whatever local agency is responsible for dealing with roadkill.... I wonder what he told his kids about the skunks??🦨
Hummm... aren't these the characteristics of serial killers???
Cutting up animals????
I believe that's while they're alive. RFK, Jr, only cares after they're dead.
@@erinmac4750 ah, whewww, I thought he might be crazy.
Thanks!
Are all butchers, hunters, fishermen serial killers?
I'm amazed he got that thing on top of the car.
RFK Jr. continues the Kennedy family saga of getting a head!
"Kink Shaming"...gotta remember that one.
Chappaquiddick joke in this year of our Whatever 2024? Applause.
it "starts" to be hard to be believe...
Jordan doesn't get many character parts, but this one works well for him
Giving me flashbacks to Seth Meyers's lockdown insanity
Why does Jordan look like Otto Hightower with that beard
Yall just won an Emmy and now this
This is going to be in future history books.😐🤨😑
It`s so comforting to know that you can still get people in front of a court who insulted a whale in ´94. Nearly makes up for not being able to do anything about people who you got too close to kids in ´94.
You have no idea who rfk jr is
Your grammar is unintelligible.
@@stevelabelle8067 If you support him you have absolutely no idea who he is...
fav host
RFK jr should be charged with Animal Cruelty. 🐻🐳
The animals were dead. It'd be nice to charge him with something though, the guy has never been held accountable for anything in his life.
Absolutely
RFK 2.0 is like Teddy Roosevelt... But crazy.
Let's ponder this. RFK Jr is a renowned (allegedly) environmental lawyer. That's not the same as being an environmental scientist but shouldn't he undestand the danger of rotting biohazards?
So he's fighting corporate pollution at the same time he's exposing his family to potentially deadly substances?
Is his status as an environmental lawyer a sham or has he gone insane?
Where does the head start was my 2nd question!!!
I saw the thumbnail and thought this was the new epic rap battles of history.
I will be uploading a parody video of RFK and his whale/bear scavenging adventures later today 😂
❤Ronnie You're hilarious😂
President Kennedy - Marilyn Monroe? Maybe?
Senator Ted Kennedy - Chappaquiddick. Maybe?
RFK, Jr - Theriocide. Maybe?
Not of the whale. He is notorious for hunting his falcon on cadaver eating rats. Like a necromancer with a bird familiar.
Pretty sure the worms had a lasting effect on RFK
Oh no...have we jumped the shark...?:)
This needs to be the next Dredge or Dave the Diver DLC