Trump Minion Elon Musk Calls Jimmy a Propaganda Puppet & MAGA Floats Baseless Election Conspiracies

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @JDRichard
    @JDRichard Месяц назад +9921

    I’m a Canadian. We are building a Wall

  • @adamclifton29
    @adamclifton29 Месяц назад +6056

    Typical. Trump avoids prison and we're sentenced to four years

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +270

      🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

    • @The_Algorithm_
      @The_Algorithm_ Месяц назад +349

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrownHey troll, where do you hail from?

    • @cameronschreck3505
      @cameronschreck3505 Месяц назад

      Trump didn’t do any crime buddy nice try, at least this country is going to be in much better shape under Trump like it was the first time under Trump, Biden and Harris have destroyed this country and Trump is going to clean up the mess Biden and Harris made

    • @gokugrdfghdfrhgd
      @gokugrdfghdfrhgd Месяц назад

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrowncuz trump is backed by one of the richest people on the planet

    • @drumtwo4seven
      @drumtwo4seven Месяц назад +33

      AMEN TO THAT

  • @butcher_0001
    @butcher_0001 Месяц назад +515

    Cool story bro. When is your flight?

    • @josephragland8474
      @josephragland8474 Месяц назад +14

      😂😂

    • @architect3613
      @architect3613 Месяц назад +15

      Please don't send this piece in my country

    • @steveb6718
      @steveb6718 Месяц назад

      how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

    • @Clooger-
      @Clooger- 17 дней назад

      Get this ldiot out of here. NOW

  • @Animated-Nostalgia
    @Animated-Nostalgia Месяц назад +246

    Are you still in the US ? Robert Deniro is waiting for you in first class.

    • @whiteorchid5412
      @whiteorchid5412 23 дня назад

      Apparently a lot the MAGA minon's think America will be "great again" if it becomes Trumpistan . I think they will soon learn to be more careful what they wish for!

  • @JacMoves
    @JacMoves Месяц назад +1355

    When are you moving? 😂

    • @DondupTsering-e6x
      @DondupTsering-e6x Месяц назад +14

      😂😂😂

    • @ImDuDu22
      @ImDuDu22 Месяц назад +12

      @@JacMoves Africa suitable for the USA so called of celebrities 🥸

    • @FentanylFloyd
      @FentanylFloyd Месяц назад +48

      He'd rather cry

    • @RubenRodriguez-nm8pn
      @RubenRodriguez-nm8pn Месяц назад +16

      For real go to Mexico bet he would like it there 😂

    • @TheLinda12
      @TheLinda12 Месяц назад

      @@ImDuDu22 please google Nigeria, Tanzania and other African countries. You’d be surprised

  • @sierratangoandras
    @sierratangoandras Месяц назад +819

    I bet Guillermo secretly voted for Trump 😄

    • @fiscer247
      @fiscer247 Месяц назад +62

      He is a Latino man, after all. We voted 55% Trump.

    • @amsounds3884
      @amsounds3884 Месяц назад +21

      @@fiscer247 sad

    • @paneko1
      @paneko1 Месяц назад

      @@fiscer247 Because they didn’t know that if they lied on their citizenship application about felony or misdemeanor they can be now stripped of their citizenship and deported from red state :))

    • @hector5699
      @hector5699 Месяц назад +13

      @@fiscer247 Clarification: you're one type of Latino. ;)

    • @Mountain-em1oq
      @Mountain-em1oq Месяц назад +9

      @@fiscer247Yes sir, you are the submissive type, the type that accepted your place.

  • @lisalognsethbardslien2090
    @lisalognsethbardslien2090 Месяц назад +643

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for keeping up the great work. Your monologues are absolutely fantastic, and I'm so much looking forward to them! I watch them over and over, and I have laughed so much because of your awesome way of presenting them. I absolutely love them! It's also a great way to learn about the different individuals especially the republican ones. What a disturbing crew they are. As far as Trump and Musk are concerned, they downright make me wanna puke!

    • @ChaosApostle
      @ChaosApostle Месяц назад +15

      Nobody cares 4 more years haha that’s 8 years of life that you will have spent being wrong and feeling incorrectly about this please quit whatever you’re doing currently and turn a new leaf find god, MAGA 🎉

    • @jacobt4013
      @jacobt4013 Месяц назад +30

      ​@@ChaosApostle👈 cultist gonna cult.

    • @PatriciaMonti-y9m
      @PatriciaMonti-y9m Месяц назад

      Trump and Musk deserve each other. That will turn out to be a marriage made in h-ll when they try to out-ego each other.

    • @DarylBark
      @DarylBark Месяц назад +18

      @@ChaosApostle Oh yeah, and in between the "Fox National News Network's" daily praise of "Dear Leader" you can witness the complete destuction of Gaza. And if your "god" is okay with it then I it must be a good thing right? And we've got to be happy for all those Defense Contractors salivating and rubbing their hands right now, just dreaming of all those "worldly" rewards. And you get a front row seat! I can see how this moment would make you feel soooooo "blessed".

    • @Mariahmusicful
      @Mariahmusicful Месяц назад +16

      ​@@ChaosApostleI understand being glad that the candidate you voted for won. Go ahead and celebrate 🥳 But why do some people feel the need to gleefully rub it in other people's faces lol? Generally, when you're happy you don't feel it necessary to be all up in people's face about it 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @rushhour8662
    @rushhour8662 22 дня назад +9

    America voted expecting Jimmy to relocate to his vacation home… where it’s legal to practice his old ways

  • @RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS
    @RamonaRayTodosSantosBCS Месяц назад +413

    I’ve been stressed out and depressed all stinking day and then I get to watch you and I’m laughing laughing thank you so much. Now you made me cry geez Louise.

    • @kingforaday8725
      @kingforaday8725 Месяц назад +20

      Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck Месяц назад +18

      @@kingforaday8725 at least you have that....but you still have your crappy life to deal with as well don't forget that

    • @Mrct4236
      @Mrct4236 Месяц назад +5

      They don’t stand a chance when it’s not a DEI hire! Lolz enjoy the next 4 years!!!

    • @user-ze9uy5iq5o
      @user-ze9uy5iq5o Месяц назад +4

      “Not me! Im happy, happy, happy, !!!!!!!! kackling karmels equals LOSER!!!!!!!! hahahaha”
      - Happiness For Neckbeards And Other Winners..

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele Месяц назад

      ​​​@@user-ze9uy5iq5oNo, you Russians love Tucker's demonic laugh.

  • @GeppeReichert
    @GeppeReichert Месяц назад +1127

    Thank you Jimmy you’re the only one who has been able to make me laugh in a couple days wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

    • @myrahunter131
      @myrahunter131 Месяц назад +12

      Please explain what this is? Xai890k

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 Месяц назад +31

      ​@@myrahunter131 these are bots

    • @luc3217
      @luc3217 Месяц назад

      ​@@myrahunter131 internet has been overrun by them for years now, but it seems to heavily influence elections

    • @pauitubat6938
      @pauitubat6938 Месяц назад +6

      Do you find that comedy funny? 😂😂

    • @groveradiator789
      @groveradiator789 Месяц назад +8

      bots

  • @ejames6431
    @ejames6431 Месяц назад +212

    Multi millionaire 🤑 Jimmy who lives behind a gated wall wants to tell us how to vote.

    • @eunjay1529
      @eunjay1529 Месяц назад +19

      i know right? selfish self centered people

    • @earlysda
      @earlysda Месяц назад +16

      Isn't it amazing how Progressives are so inclusive, until they don't get their way?

    • @hector5699
      @hector5699 Месяц назад +5

      Yeah, it almost sounds like Trump talking.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 Месяц назад

      And trump is poor ans sincere? Musk is giving up all his money to you?

    • @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14
      @CR7_IS_THE_GOAT_14 20 дней назад

      @@hector5699 not really but ok

  • @bermudagirl5039
    @bermudagirl5039 Месяц назад +554

    I told myself I desperately need a break from this whole US presidency debacle, but I have to watch Kimmel for some much needed levity. Thank you Jimmy and your brilliant team of writers! ❤ from 🇨🇦

    • @gayledimaggio7934
      @gayledimaggio7934 Месяц назад +21

      Thank you Jimmy for always making me laugh. You’re the best.

    • @bicegurra
      @bicegurra Месяц назад +17

      Ofcourse the Canadian with the soy president like Kimmel

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @domarigavjusmom
      @domarigavjusmom Месяц назад +1

      Adopt me pls! 😂

    • @geofflewis8599
      @geofflewis8599 Месяц назад +2

      Oh, oh, there's plenty of entertainment coming!

  • @bassdivamtm
    @bassdivamtm Месяц назад +371

    Thank you for continuing to make us laugh and also speaking your mind when a bunch of bullies try to shut us up

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +14

      We are not trying to shut you up. We are literally requesting you to cry more and give us some entertainment!

    • @Mus34679
      @Mus34679 Месяц назад +20

      @@Mentzer1987Well, we’re not going to do that. You can be entertained enough by your dictator.

    • @JoeBuck207
      @JoeBuck207 Месяц назад +1

      Make us laugh ? Now that's funny.

    • @brianclass1988
      @brianclass1988 Месяц назад

      the hypocrisy…. truly
      it’s the trump supporters that had to hide their support, it’s the trump supporters that were silent as the left walk all over trump supporters and made the country in the state it is now…
      seriously how dare you!!
      the double standard is truly amazing

    • @koreankorean5645
      @koreankorean5645 Месяц назад +9

      @@Mus34679 You called him a dictator when he was literally elected?

  • @christineramsden7805
    @christineramsden7805 Месяц назад +47

    British - You are a great guy and lifts some of the darkness that most of the world is now suffering because of your awful election results

    • @EdMartinez-pc6jg
      @EdMartinez-pc6jg Месяц назад +1

      Well done trump from england.

    • @jgg6932
      @jgg6932 Месяц назад

      ​@@EdMartinez-pc6jg❄️🤣

    • @The_Crucible714
      @The_Crucible714 Месяц назад

      @@jgg6932
      Martinez doesn’t sound British… hmmm. I seriously doubt he’d be congratulating him if he lived in the “lower 48.”

  • @lamike9860
    @lamike9860 Месяц назад +288

    Jimmy sold his soul and brain

    • @theamaranthineman574
      @theamaranthineman574 Месяц назад +13

      He never had either of them.

    • @steveb6718
      @steveb6718 Месяц назад

      how anyone cares what Jimmy thinks, a bought and paid for P.Diddy agent, is beyond me.... so easily fooled.

    • @BrianS-ny9yd
      @BrianS-ny9yd Месяц назад +8

      ​@@theamaranthineman574Trump never did. Kimmel is smarter and more sincere than any of you fools.

    • @Akaneblaze1345
      @Akaneblaze1345 Месяц назад

      ​@@BrianS-ny9yd agreed 😂

    • @RR-lb6mr
      @RR-lb6mr Месяц назад +7

      ​@@BrianS-ny9ydimagine thinking a talk show host is smart and sincere. No wonder you guys are easily brainwashed

  • @Hmy8799
    @Hmy8799 Месяц назад +310

    Thank you JIMMAYYYY! I had to officially block the topics “Donald Trump,” and “JD Vance” on my Apple News, because their faces were everywhere and I’m not going to voluntarily give myself more anxiety-you’ve reminded me to add the maniacal Elon! Your monologues have helped me get through the most insane election season (that unfortunately ended in the most insane way😂-have to laugh so I don’t cry lolol). Truly added levity where little to none was to be found on the topic, and I’m sure it’s the same for many others-it is for my mom as well! We never miss your monologues and always laugh about the best parts the next day🤗☺️
    Please don’t stop doing what you’ve been doing. So many of us have genuinely needed your words and will continue needing them for a while I presume. You deserve the effing medal of greatness, presented by none other than Donny boy himself. HAHAHA picturing that occurring in my head and…. amazing😂

    • @stephaniebeverly8412
      @stephaniebeverly8412 Месяц назад +5

      Wow. Didn’t know you could do that! Perfect, I’ve just been clicking away

    • @YG1935
      @YG1935 Месяц назад +9

      Just stop talking about the guy Kimmel !!! If you hate him so much ....why spending your time talking about him?????

    • @jenniferdavis8313
      @jenniferdavis8313 Месяц назад +10

      @@YG1935Freedom of speech ! He can talk about who he wants to! !!!

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Месяц назад +10

      ⁠@@YG1935 he should talk as much as possible before the real cancel culture goosesteps in…

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading Месяц назад

      Trump 2024!! Enjoy the Red Wave as you cry your liberal tears.🤣🤣 WE WON. You weirdos lost. By more than 5 million votes 💯🤣💯🤣

  • @binaryfairy4197
    @binaryfairy4197 Месяц назад +240

    TY Jimmy, laughter is the best medicine for my migraines rn.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +4

      🌟 Despite Hollywood's backing, Dem-mockery still can't surpass Trump. Awkward, isn't it? 🤫 Haha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck Месяц назад +2

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown Did you just cut and paste that? boring

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад

      @@nigel65deck Here's another copy paste: Trump prevented the first female president...TWICE

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading Месяц назад +1

      Masculinity and Alpha men have the best medicine for you honey. We got you covered sweetie. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸😘😘😘

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Месяц назад

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrown
      Cheated more cleverly.

  • @aakaankshpothukutchi8526
    @aakaankshpothukutchi8526 Месяц назад +16

    This is one of the all time best Unnecessary Censorship episode. It was SO GOOD! I will definitely be sharing that segment with a lot of people. Keep up the great work.

  • @HelloThere-t7x
    @HelloThere-t7x Месяц назад +527

    Thanks for the hope you so generously give to us, Jimmy.

    • @lsmith8659
      @lsmith8659 Месяц назад +2

      yea I hope someone lets Biden kno hes immune from prosecution.. he need to deliver a bitchslap to Donald when they meet up 🤣🤣 or worse 💪🤣

    • @zeblackboi
      @zeblackboi Месяц назад

      That's why you are in this position. No plan, just hope.

    • @TheNeedjenn
      @TheNeedjenn Месяц назад +1

      You're the best!😊

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer Месяц назад +1

      Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone to me.

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg Месяц назад +1

      @@TheMW2informer Because the Republicans give him lots of reason! And Democrates need relieve from all of Trump lies and dangerous behavior!

  • @renata31000
    @renata31000 Месяц назад +838

    I can't express my disgust when I see Steve Bannon with religious pictures behind him as if he were a great Christian.

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +23

      🌟 Hollywood's influence couldn't secure a win for Dem-mockery against Trump. Talk about a major facepalm moment! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

    • @Battlebloodlust
      @Battlebloodlust Месяц назад +88

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrownhey when you have a smooth brain do you know you have a smooth brain? 😂😂😂

    • @M3Busssin
      @M3Busssin Месяц назад +46

      You can say that about any Christian. Contradictory nonsense

    • @JusticeForTheDead
      @JusticeForTheDead Месяц назад

      same with Trump saying he's a Christian - lies!!!!!!!!! If Biden has presidential immunity, why can't he order the DoJ to make the felon serve his time after being sentenced??????? If he was president, and a Dem candidate was found guilty of felonies, Trump would sign an executive decision saying any felons must serve their time, even if elected president.

    • @carolross1517
      @carolross1517 Месяц назад

      @@renata31000 surprised those religious pictures don't go up in flames being near Bannon...he is anything but a Christian....

  • @kathyfriday3402
    @kathyfriday3402 Месяц назад +171

    Thanks so much Jimmy. Your humor is helping during this awful time

    • @thornyback
      @thornyback Месяц назад

      I'm convinced Trump cheated based on a) his own words, saying "we have the votes, you don't even have to vote" b) 20 million more ppl signed up to vote but 14 million democratic votes are missing in a mass-turnout year! and c) so many people are saying that their mail-in votes were rejected or have not been counted yet.
      Something doesn't add up.

    • @AnthonyD-yy2in
      @AnthonyD-yy2in Месяц назад +2

      Not January Yet.. 🤔

    • @stacytrowell6890
      @stacytrowell6890 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@AnthonyD-yy2inRight!!! I must admit it's been awful since election day for sure. I keep hoping it all was a dream but it's not so might as well keep being entertained by comedy the next four yrs to combat Trump's shenanigans when they start up in January. Especially, his favorite the daily Twitter rants!!!😂😂😂

    • @rabiyonoko5631
      @rabiyonoko5631 Месяц назад +1

      Cope harder

    • @AnthonyD-yy2in
      @AnthonyD-yy2in Месяц назад +2

      @@stacytrowell6890 If he makes it to January 20th and gets into that office.. do you really think that he will last 4 years? 🤔
      It's good to know that you didn't vote for him.. 👍

  • @LA-zc9rg
    @LA-zc9rg Месяц назад +12

    He’s knocking Florida, & talks up California? Lmao!

  • @almaidajohn4594
    @almaidajohn4594 Месяц назад +98

    Thanks, Jimmy. I haven't watched any tv since the election results came in, but I have to watch you to get through it all.

  •  Месяц назад +233

    Right on Jimmy 👍👍👍 I do fear for your safety if trump goes through with his threats 😢😢 please stay safe hon and thank you for all the times you have made me laugh..it really helps with all the stress and fear of Trump ....GOD Bless You hon🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @angiewolflove4040
      @angiewolflove4040 Месяц назад +2

      What threat?

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Месяц назад +4

      Kia Ora from New Zealand - I was just thinking the same - maybe Trump & Elon sit on the couch together watching each night. Bless you.

    • @DeepSeeBlue3636
      @DeepSeeBlue3636 Месяц назад +11

      Trump has sued and made demands for channels to shut down, when anyone on it says anything remotely critical of him or even make jokes about him. Trump is especially angered by Jimmy.

    • @angiewolflove4040
      @angiewolflove4040 Месяц назад

      @@DeepSeeBlue3636 It's more than a joke though what Jimmy has said about Trump.

    • @Terriblegam2r
      @Terriblegam2r Месяц назад +8

      @@angiewolflove4040you’re right Jimmy has stated facts about Donald Trump not “jokes”

  • @judymarshall7221
    @judymarshall7221 Месяц назад +114

    All I can say is I don’t think I would make it if it wasn’t for you and others like you! You helped me laugh through my tears!

  • @theresebonnet8787
    @theresebonnet8787 Месяц назад +16

    Jimmy we are going to need you more than ever. Thank you for speaking up and calling out these nitwits.

  • @44FortyFour44
    @44FortyFour44 Месяц назад +71

    Keep speaking up, keep speaking out! Dont let them quiet your voice!

    • @barbarashea1975
      @barbarashea1975 Месяц назад +2

      We will fight for the Truth Tellers.

    • @dangquesadilla1
      @dangquesadilla1 Месяц назад

      What TRUTH

    • @44FortyFour44
      @44FortyFour44 Месяц назад

      @@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wannabe dictator and unfit to serve as president.

    • @44FortyFour44
      @44FortyFour44 Месяц назад

      @@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wanna be dictator, unfit to serve as president.

    • @44FortyFour44
      @44FortyFour44 Месяц назад

      @@dangquesadilla1 Trump is a criminal and wanna be dictator, unfit to serve as president.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 Месяц назад +46

    More than ever we need you to help us get through this nightmare! Thank you!

  • @cameroncobb7439
    @cameroncobb7439 Месяц назад +88

    Love you Jimmy your the man we need you over the next 4 years

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +3

      Too bad, one week after Trump swears in all the celebrities on Diddy's list is going to prison.

  • @Charlie-ii7eu
    @Charlie-ii7eu Месяц назад +33

    I love how all his comments are jimmy getting roasted

  • @lukimy2704
    @lukimy2704 Месяц назад +73

    Jimmy, we love you , never stop especially now. Times may get rough for you, but we need you to stay sane!

    • @NJPackerfan65
      @NJPackerfan65 Месяц назад +1

      He cried for people he doesn’t give 2 shits about it. He’s a hypocrite

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls Месяц назад +1

      ​@@NJPackerfan65 wtf are you saying?

    • @lukimy2704
      @lukimy2704 Месяц назад

      @ you projecting your own mentality.

    • @NJPackerfan65
      @NJPackerfan65 Месяц назад

      @@MorbiusBlueBalls jimmy doesn’t care about us middle class Americans. It’s a fake emotion and rhetoric he pushes to stay relevant

    • @MinibikeMike1
      @MinibikeMike1 Месяц назад

      He lost his sanity in 2016

  • @colombeadunagow5196
    @colombeadunagow5196 Месяц назад +612

    Yes Thank you Jimmy and the entire staff ,you make us go through the day with laughter 😊💕

    • @moco3476
      @moco3476 Месяц назад +5

      Yikes

    • @daves8027
      @daves8027 Месяц назад +11

      Don’t worry. I’ll be here for your liberal tears as well to help you through these hard times! 😂😂😂 Trump 2024!!!

    • @lcvmaddox3357
      @lcvmaddox3357 Месяц назад

      @@daves8027 ok MAGAt

    • @BoRerunn
      @BoRerunn Месяц назад +3

      Seriously, what type of work you in because it don't makes sense

    • @TheMW2informer
      @TheMW2informer Месяц назад +1

      Why is he having to only be a source of laugher for one half of the country when letterman, Leno, conan, and even Kimmel back in the day could poke fun at both sides? Seems like a loss for everyone…

  • @RussoConcerned
    @RussoConcerned Месяц назад +58

    If a publicly traded company chooses to outsource overseas to cut costs,
    it should start by outsourcing top-tier management positions like the CEO, CFO, and CTO.
    By saving millions paid to these executives, the company could preserve the jobs of many American workers.
    These employees, when gainfully employed, would contribute much more to the local economy than a
    small group of highly paid executives.

    • @maureenlaneski2802
      @maureenlaneski2802 Месяц назад +2

      Hm. That's a good thought!

    • @gregorzimmermann2514
      @gregorzimmermann2514 Месяц назад +1

      While that is a great thought, it won't happen.

    • @porterwake3898
      @porterwake3898 Месяц назад +3

      Thank God you don't run a company or the economy.

    • @gregorzimmermann2514
      @gregorzimmermann2514 Месяц назад +5

      @@porterwake3898 what is wrong with this theory? Really the only ones benefiting from having C-level jobs in the higher paying market are these individuals in said level.

    • @TheElectronNinja
      @TheElectronNinja Месяц назад

      That's called communism. Force everyone to have the same wage. Plus that means that the CEO of a company will now make the same, just in native currency transferred from USD, but also not have to pay the US taxes on that money he gains from an "American" company

  • @DwayneShaw1
    @DwayneShaw1 Месяц назад +254

    Presidential immunity is a constitutional absurdity. One of the few things the Constitution mandates a president to do is "take care the laws are faithfully executed". A president shouldn't be immune from jaywalking. There is also no provision in the Constitution that a president might need to commit crimes to do the job - it clearly says the opposite. A president can be impeached for "High crimes and misdemeanors" - how is this even a discussion?

    • @xxmzesxx4020
      @xxmzesxx4020 Месяц назад +24

      Well said. How did America let this happen smh?😣

    • @NinoShlemon
      @NinoShlemon Месяц назад

      Poor baby!!! A president isn’t a normal person walking across the street!!!!!! Look at you comparing jaywalking? For god sake the man almost got executed!!! Just like military personnel are immune to killing other humans, Trump can Jaywalk all he likes!!! He’s the president for goodness sake.
      What rock have you been under!!!! The government tried lawfully attacking trump and they failed!!! Stop this Trump attack!!!! Shame on you all not supporting trump!!!

    • @darla218
      @darla218 Месяц назад +12

      @@xxmzesxx4020 because we’ve been dying, struggling, losing our homes, can’t buy food for the past 4 years. Whiled illegal immigrants are paid to come here, given money, food and housing. That’s why we made this happen.

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 Месяц назад +49

      ​@@darla218Uh, no that's not what happened. It is what Trump and his supporters want people to think happened. Sad.

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 Месяц назад +26

      If you stack the Supreme Court it seems you can get whatever you need.

  • @JanieWilson-g7l
    @JanieWilson-g7l Месяц назад +328

    Love you Jimmy. You make the country a beater place.
    God bless you and your team! God bless your beautiful family ❤

    • @screenwriterabdullahh.erak2778
      @screenwriterabdullahh.erak2778 Месяц назад +3

      Amen.

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 Месяц назад

      Cure Autism Now
      RIP Trump

    • @RickL_was_here
      @RickL_was_here Месяц назад +1

      "beater place"? Is that Kommilaw's house? Sounds about right.

    • @eleanorhall4464
      @eleanorhall4464 Месяц назад +2

      Beater, you mean better

    • @stacytrowell6890
      @stacytrowell6890 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@eleanorhall4464We know MAGA is of low intelligence and can't spell or articulate what they meant to say!!! Not surprised look at their fearless leader? He can't either, so they speak each other's language when insulting other's. KAMALA is how you spell her name if that's who the insult was referring to!!!😂😂😂

  • @JamesKulesza-tu5dp
    @JamesKulesza-tu5dp Месяц назад +45

    Kimmel watch you every morning before work, always start my day laughing. There is truth in what your saying, at least we can still laugh about it!!!

    • @Frenchblue8
      @Frenchblue8 Месяц назад +2

      @@JamesKulesza-tu5dp well nothing about what Trump and his henchmen are going to do these four years when Putin and musk are our presidents is in the slightest bit funny. But somehow Kimmel and his writers will help us get through it with whatever words they choose. Good to know some things won't change.... At least we really really hope they won't

  • @sookie_the_fairy
    @sookie_the_fairy Месяц назад +155

    Thank you Jimmy!! America needs a big laugh right now! 🇺🇸 😎

    • @James-p1t7p
      @James-p1t7p Месяц назад

      Why are you being so dramatic

    • @slayer5097
      @slayer5097 Месяц назад +1

      Then go to Gutfeld. This guys pathetic. Trump broke him.

    • @LindaDocherty-t9k
      @LindaDocherty-t9k Месяц назад +2

      ​@@slayer5097I doubt it! Trust me Jimmy doesn't care. Go away. Those of us that like his work are loving Jimmy Kimmel 😍 ❤️

    • @larry3576
      @larry3576 Месяц назад +1

      @@sookie_the_fairy you had a brain dead president and a laughing hyena in the White House, that was a joke of a lifetime.

    • @anonymousperson1771
      @anonymousperson1771 Месяц назад +1

      I'm laughing at the meltdowns. Jimmy is obsolete.

  • @stevereed8786
    @stevereed8786 Месяц назад +6

    Why not have Kimmel just do his monologue for the entire show? We love seeing the meltdown every night. It's refreshing to realize how good this is.

  • @kasiazdrojewska3616
    @kasiazdrojewska3616 Месяц назад +58

    "Who didn't vote" ...majority of your country. 22% of population chose your president and half of the country eligible to vote doesn't care.
    That's something to proces... In Europe turnout about 50% is viewed as very low and a big concern. We had 75% last most recently, nicest countries like Scandinavia get 80%+ turnouts. Curious of the trend, I could see the number reached 60% in 2020 and before that 1968... It's a deep issue when half a country perpetually doesn't care about democracy.....

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 Месяц назад

      You'd think that attempted coup and deadly covid lies would get people motivated to keep him out. But nah. Apathy is one of the main enemies in USA

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 Месяц назад +3

      Too many people here feel politics "has nothing to do with my life." When it actually has everything to do with their lives. Our voter turnout numbers are pathetic.

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 Месяц назад +2

      Not everyone is old enough to vote or a citizen!

    • @eliotnes6036
      @eliotnes6036 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@sleepnomore6065Only those who can vote are counted. In these elections, 46% of eligible people voted. In my country, if less than 51% of the people go to the polls, the elections are annulled, because somehow it would be logical for the "majority" to decide.

    • @ИгорьГорбунов-и2р
      @ИгорьГорбунов-и2р Месяц назад

      ​​@@eliotnes6036 you're wrong. There are 70 millions people under 18 in USA, if you exclude them from the total population, there are 257 million americans who can vote. 145 out of 257 is 57%, not 46%

  • @jakxxx5a
    @jakxxx5a Месяц назад +225

    Thanks again Jimmy! We need you!!🫶🏽💙

    • @StargateMax
      @StargateMax Месяц назад +3

      LOL

    • @frankb6313
      @frankb6313 Месяц назад +5

      lmao no, go cry with him not having harris as president😂 this is all jimmy kimmel does now, makes fun of trump even after he won💀 this is why his show is dying

    • @paneko1
      @paneko1 Месяц назад

      @@frankb6313 Guys, you are so boring. You all maga trolls are just sound like half brained insecure haters. What happened to you?

    • @matthewkinoshita1932
      @matthewkinoshita1932 Месяц назад

      @@paneko1 Whooosh
      go blame a minority

  • @carolineledesma4957
    @carolineledesma4957 Месяц назад +345

    Thank you Jimmy, keep that humor coming. WE NEED IT! ❤❤❤

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад

      🌟 Dem-mockery, practically swimming in support from EVERYONE in Hollywood-glittering stars, A-list celebrities, and endless cash-still CAN’T manage to take down Trump! It's like watching a dog chase its tail-utterly ridiculous! Haha!

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +3

      🌟 Hollywood's best and brightest couldn't save Dem-mockery from a Trump defeat. Talk about embarrassing! 🤦‍♂️ Haha

    • @nigel65deck
      @nigel65deck Месяц назад +8

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown I think your tired of cutting and pasting this tired comment...Ha ha

    • @JanicePritchett-vf3fx
      @JanicePritchett-vf3fx Месяц назад +1

      @nigel65deck. IDK how much good it does to report some posters. I pick one or two of the idiots anyway.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +2

      He does not need to joke, he is the joke.

  • @Robert-vh2cl
    @Robert-vh2cl Месяц назад +14

    4.2 Million views!! Looks like Jimmy will be able to retire early! lol 😂 Make sure you send Trump a “Thank you” card. 😅

  • @senormojo
    @senormojo Месяц назад +21

    As a Canadian, I welcome you. However, please bring your own apartment. We are getting pretty low on these.

    • @tednorton5150
      @tednorton5150 Месяц назад

      we can't build em fast enough and plan infrastructure fast enough. But they're doing a damned earnest job where i live and sometimes at the expense of things that were monumental or statements in their existence. We have excellent social service base and our local voters are FIERCE in loyalty to progressive matters. Madison WI . It's not perfect but if you're stupid enough to hate it on prejudice it's excellent for us. Sad for you.

    • @Loraalku
      @Loraalku Месяц назад +1

      Isn't that the truth? The housing crisis is out of control not to mention how expensive it is to rent an apartment these days 😭🤦‍♀️

    • @steve341
      @steve341 Месяц назад

      There are plenty of places , it’s a corrupt system. Most of them are investment properties. There are literally twice as many units as ppl. We don’t need more we need less corruption, but hey that won’t work since ppl are greedy

  • @DSuryadi-db2fw
    @DSuryadi-db2fw Месяц назад +770

    Is he crying again😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 greatest choice today was XAI890K as you said

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Месяц назад +6

      Can't you bots even be consistent with the random.letters and numbers you string together? Admit it, you're just writing Covfefe and hoping it will make you look smart. (Spoiler alert: it doesn't)

    • @Nectarisa
      @Nectarisa Месяц назад

      If he is, he's more sane than you, because only a whackjob would be okay with this circus of criminals and nutjobs.

  • @corrieallen9818
    @corrieallen9818 Месяц назад +57

    We will not give up fighting for Democracy. 🇺🇸💙. Stay strong people! We can get through this!

    • @Lockdown155st
      @Lockdown155st Месяц назад +11

      Lol you all screwed this country up!! Pack your stuff and go!!!

    • @lamofaco8537
      @lamofaco8537 Месяц назад +8

      ​@Lockdown155st Hahahah! Says the guy who REALLY just screwed the country. 😂😂😂 What a moron... you're gonna love those tariffs and trade wars. Get ready buttercup.

    • @Dontbemadtampon
      @Dontbemadtampon Месяц назад

      Then you should have voted for Trump, not a puppet Manchurian Candidate (google this, I dare you)

    • @Londyn406
      @Londyn406 Месяц назад +1

      I say let them have exactly what they voted for. Let us be the crazy ones who don’t know anything, but we will be well prepared. Cuz they haven’t seen shyt yet. Trump well not disappoint us trust me. We just need to prepare ourselves for what we know is going.

    • @Lockdown155st
      @Lockdown155st Месяц назад

      @ you lames failed miserably,, tried to impeach, you failed, try to lock our president up, you failed!!! The whole Democratic Party are failures!! Pack your stuff and go!!! We do t need you or want you. You all have covered up for pedos etc. that’s all come to an end!! We’re taking our country back and oh yeah, we run the house too so get ready to see how a country should be ran. You pathetic peasants!!

  • @elainearnoldy4834
    @elainearnoldy4834 Месяц назад +30

    I pray that the DOJ is looking into the election . Nothing adds up. We need to get to the bottom of it. Thank you so much for your support your laughter, and being.

    • @patriciagootgeld9273
      @patriciagootgeld9273 Месяц назад

      @@elainearnoldy4834 Merrick will get around to that in about three years. Oh, wait.

    • @thomcolmer6564
      @thomcolmer6564 Месяц назад

      ELECTION DENIER!! INSURRECTIONIST!

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 Месяц назад

      Cure Autism Now
      RIP Trump

    • @jigsaw7444
      @jigsaw7444 Месяц назад +1

      Trump 2024 🙏🏼

    • @aguyfromatown
      @aguyfromatown Месяц назад

      The bottom of it is that Trump won. Please don't become like them...

  • @DylanTipler
    @DylanTipler Месяц назад +76

    Please move to Canada if you said you want to.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 Месяц назад +3

      Republicans are really good people, just real christians, like trump 🙂

    • @DylanTipler
      @DylanTipler Месяц назад +1

      @ I agree, I just want the complainers gone 😂

  • @user-FPOST
    @user-FPOST Месяц назад +36

    As a Puerto Rican : I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.... FPOST

    • @brandon1351
      @brandon1351 Месяц назад +3

      If you’ve done nothing wrong then why are you terrified?

    • @markvalparaiso1690
      @markvalparaiso1690 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@brandon1351Because we're not criminals. You have to be a criminal in our country to be safe.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +2

      @@user-FPOST USA will now care about USA first. Not about Ukraine, NATO or Gaza.
      Sorry, not sorry.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Месяц назад +3

      @@Mentzer1987 Care how? By imposing tariffs that *will* increase the cost of exports? By eliminating social security? By eroding human rights? By criminalizing opposition? By worshipping dictators around the world? Do enlighten me on how does any of that mean "America first".

    • @jeffrp8388
      @jeffrp8388 Месяц назад +1

      Why? Terrified for Gaza? Oh geez, you don't drink the kool-aid, you mainline it.

  • @DANMURITHI254
    @DANMURITHI254 Месяц назад +775

    "IF YOU ARE SUPRISED BY LEADERS, WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR VOTERS"!!!

    • @rongravelle603
      @rongravelle603 Месяц назад +40

      Yes I seem to remember a certain funny moustached fella first got voted in. We know the rest.

    • @gz219
      @gz219 Месяц назад +15

      No wonder they voted for him🤦‍♂️

    • @mandyhiman436
      @mandyhiman436 Месяц назад

      @@DANMURITHI254 if they with you, then its good.
      If they aint they are na zi,
      You people have no concept of democracy, thats why democrats didnt win.
      Hahahahah

    • @newNILRULEisgreat.2504
      @newNILRULEisgreat.2504 Месяц назад +3

      Lol

    • @jdog434
      @jdog434 Месяц назад +26

      Trump 2024 🇺🇸 😂

  • @dalehoward3704
    @dalehoward3704 Месяц назад +69

    THANK YOU JIMMY FOR YOUR HUMOR ❤

    • @BalrajTakhar-u7u
      @BalrajTakhar-u7u Месяц назад

      You must have an exceedingly low bar for what qualified as humour & no doubt an intellect to match. Ah the Dumbocrats.

  • @Mikael-uk7rv
    @Mikael-uk7rv Месяц назад +1

    This girl is not writing those bad jokes. She's smart and as all with this publics cłapping so audience can know

  • @NicoleSmith-o5y
    @NicoleSmith-o5y Месяц назад +73

    When times get tough we can always count on you Jimmy Kimmel😊

    • @thomcolmer6564
      @thomcolmer6564 Месяц назад +2

      That’s why you guys lost.

    • @filmcriticinla
      @filmcriticinla Месяц назад

      Time for an official act Joe, save America and officially use your presidential power (established by supreme court) save democracy and send trump to prison.

    • @jockogle5250
      @jockogle5250 Месяц назад +1

      The new election fraud is the manipulation of the voters minds by unethical use of social media, designed and directed by the maga campaign including Russia China Iran and the Ferengi cartel called the heritage foundation.

    • @intelligencia-r9z
      @intelligencia-r9z Месяц назад

      ​@@jockogle5250
      EXACTLY.

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Месяц назад

      @@thomcolmer6564 better wait and see who is going to lose, thom

  • @Fatatua
    @Fatatua Месяц назад +59

    We love you Jimmy, you're the man! ❤
    Let those beautiful animals be free.

    • @SooHaaacked
      @SooHaaacked Месяц назад +3

      No we dont we actually hate him

    • @Goatyoey
      @Goatyoey Месяц назад +2

      No we don't lol. Were literally laughing at him.

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 Месяц назад

      They're carrying deadly diseases from the lab.

  • @LesIsMoreTube
    @LesIsMoreTube Месяц назад +175

    I’m a realtor in Ontario, Canada. Hit me up if you want to move up here. We feel your pain.
    Biggly.

    • @multimeter2859
      @multimeter2859 Месяц назад +13

      Trump 2024. Thanks for offering more housing vacancy here. ❤

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @michaelreid2329
      @michaelreid2329 Месяц назад

      With the spare stock rent and housing prices should drop due to the ovet supply.

    • @kevinoleary9361
      @kevinoleary9361 Месяц назад +3

      Sorry too many south Asians

    • @aliciageary7653
      @aliciageary7653 Месяц назад +10

      Can I live in your attic? I have a dog but she never barks. I’ll cook a big breakfast every day. :)

  • @AST7117
    @AST7117 Месяц назад +46

    Nobody really cares Jimmy... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump all the way

  • @ZambeziSentinel
    @ZambeziSentinel Месяц назад +28

    Great come back Jimmy...

  • @marinapeterson894
    @marinapeterson894 Месяц назад +34

    I’m Australian and I’ve had a few American friends ask
    If they can move here. You make me laugh so much Jimmy. Thank you 🙏

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 Месяц назад +2

      I am an Australian and I have had Americans ask the same thing. And why wouldn't they?

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Месяц назад

      So, what’s the answer?

    • @user-kl6ir5xf3p
      @user-kl6ir5xf3p Месяц назад +1

      Aren't most Australians basically trump and his policies supporters? I have to ask, cause that's what I've been noticing from your major news outlets.

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 Месяц назад

      @user-kl6ir5xf3p what "major news outlets" have you been looking at? A snap poll was done of Australians and 72% of Australians wanted Harris/Waltz. I watch ABC, SBS, Ch7, Ch10 and none of those gave obvious support for Trump. SKY NEWS is Rupert Murdoch and the lowest rating station in Australia

    • @ghighiannemorrison4922
      @ghighiannemorrison4922 Месяц назад

      @user-kl6ir5xf3p oh and some newspapers are owned by Murdoch but not the Independents and they are the most read and they were scathing of Trump

  • @travellguy6500
    @travellguy6500 Месяц назад +33

    Thanks Jummy Kimmel, keep up the fight! While, everyone backs down you are going to stand up.

    • @Delia-dk5gy
      @Delia-dk5gy Месяц назад

      Elon's hand stand.

    • @jaredmason1100
      @jaredmason1100 Месяц назад

      I don't see these left wing pundits ever admitting they were wrong. They are so far detached, they don't have a pulse on the way other Americans think. They want to shove their agenda down our throats and expect us to be shamed into thinking like them.

  • @anmarhammadi7471
    @anmarhammadi7471 Месяц назад +7

    I'm so impressed with everyone's comments here....unanimously discrediting this clown

    • @mattroihoa1647
      @mattroihoa1647 Месяц назад

      Họ chẳng làm gì được Trump, ngoài việc làm hề cho mọi người 😂

  • @honeybunch5765
    @honeybunch5765 Месяц назад +103

    "At least my children like me." Ouch.

  • @LynnTibo
    @LynnTibo Месяц назад +50

    Canadian here and we think you need to stay put and think about what you've done so maybe you can do something about it ❤

    • @tjh4115
      @tjh4115 Месяц назад +2

      But... my mom was Canadian...

    • @UserDefaultEurope
      @UserDefaultEurope Месяц назад +2

      Welcome to the European Union! Be sure to bring along Australia, Japan and New Zealand.

    • @JacobFields-l9i
      @JacobFields-l9i Месяц назад

      We did do something about it we got the 🐐 back!! 🇺🇸 you’re a 🐱

    • @J.k928
      @J.k928 Месяц назад

      Lmao

    • @jonathanlewis6473
      @jonathanlewis6473 Месяц назад +3

      So what exactly did I do by opposing Trump?

  • @paulkelman1843
    @paulkelman1843 Месяц назад +73

    Jimmy, love your work. You’re making the whole thing a bit easier.

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +1

      Works only until he goes to jail for Diddy tapes.

    • @buelan.6525
      @buelan.6525 Месяц назад

      @@Mentzer1987 They left you unattended, again?

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад

      @@buelan.6525 We won't leave you unattended under Project 2025 don't worry...pack your bags...

    • @johnthomas1178
      @johnthomas1178 Месяц назад +1

      Your wife's boyfriend voted for Trump

  • @roxannaonuwa187
    @roxannaonuwa187 Месяц назад +2

    He was sure jumping all around the stage "like a dipshit!" Frumpy's on the mic and says. "Take over Elon!" It looked like he expected Elon to come to the mic and speak. Elon was jumping around completely oblivious. Elon reminded me of the Blond in the movie Hocus Pocus with Bette Midler! Sorry ladies! Loved your movies!

    • @bassage13
      @bassage13 Месяц назад

      Learn English and please repost that gibberish.

    • @roxannaonuwa187
      @roxannaonuwa187 Месяц назад

      @bassage13 If you're trying to be a comedian for a living, you're going to starve. 😍🤣🤣🤣
      Everything I said was English. Not my fault if you can't read. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @vigthegreat
    @vigthegreat Месяц назад +79

    Millionaires are telling us whom to vote. That's the joke 😂😂😂

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 Месяц назад +3

      Billionaires. With a B

    • @Bhow441
      @Bhow441 Месяц назад +4

      Yes, a bunch of them, said to vote for Harris and said they would leave country if trump won, dont let the doorknob hit them....

    • @linksguardian
      @linksguardian Месяц назад

      ​@Bhow441 they're leaving alright. With a 1 way ticket to GITMO just like ole Jimmy here.

    • @luk11c4
      @luk11c4 Месяц назад

      But you choose billionaire to your president, he is better than them?

    • @volker2714
      @volker2714 29 дней назад

      Says the person who likely voted for the orange insane billionaire felon who has nothing but hin own interests in mind. Well done, fella!

  • @AkunPes-vc5ud
    @AkunPes-vc5ud Месяц назад +4067

    😂😂😂😂 I love Jimmy Kimmel mentioning XAI890K was great! Happy for the headsup

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +12

      🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

    • @MrsRobinson0741
      @MrsRobinson0741 Месяц назад +12

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown copy and paste…

    • @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr
      @nintendovirtualboywastakenfsr Месяц назад +7

      ⁠@@MrsRobinson0741 Probably botted tbh I don’t even think he put that much effort in.

    • @nickblue11
      @nickblue11 Месяц назад +5

      What's XAI890k?

    • @ajtoofer
      @ajtoofer Месяц назад +9

      ​@@nickblue11what Elon musk named his kid

  • @dpiddy82
    @dpiddy82 Месяц назад +64

    Greetings from the UK, loving Jimmy’s social commentary over the last few week. I’ve now become a regular YT viewer! 🇬🇧

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 Месяц назад +1

      TRUMP WON

    • @oli9220
      @oli9220 Месяц назад +1

      Social commentary from a COMEDIAN?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS????

  • @sharib9447
    @sharib9447 Месяц назад +19

    Jimmy said he is moving to Europe Jan. 22, 2025. There will be a big party on his last show. ❤

  • @carolynloweryshannon8585
    @carolynloweryshannon8585 Месяц назад +145

    Florida didn’t reject their propositions - they just didn’t reach the high 60% threshold. Yes was at 57.2% for the right to abortion.

    • @christinaw8660
      @christinaw8660 Месяц назад +24

      The irony is the original proposition to make it 60% to pass didn't even get 60% 😂

    • @cheickfall7399
      @cheickfall7399 Месяц назад +11

      Thank you. It's what most people do not know. Some states have 51% threshold, FL 60%.

    • @mariahrocks4050
      @mariahrocks4050 Месяц назад +10

      True. 60% is required when they (the Govt) want something to Fail. Florida is Very cray 💯

    • @ericcleesak8074
      @ericcleesak8074 Месяц назад +1

      Ronnie Van Zant loves TRUMP

    • @harveygirl29
      @harveygirl29 Месяц назад

      😢

  • @jennifertate4397
    @jennifertate4397 Месяц назад +58

    Love is all we need. From that all else follows: living, positively, and laughter included. All we need is LOVE.

    • @ChiliblockTrading
      @ChiliblockTrading Месяц назад

      Trump saving you brainwashed weirdos from yourselves is what you desperately need. Guess what, you’re about to get that medicine. Trump🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @Mus34679
      @Mus34679 Месяц назад +2

      Tell that to Trump.

    • @Ehhhhhsureeee
      @Ehhhhhsureeee Месяц назад

      I do not think you understand the definition of love.

    • @jennifertate4397
      @jennifertate4397 Месяц назад

      @@Ehhhhhsureeee Then enlighten me.

  • @Horrorbabe4
    @Horrorbabe4 Месяц назад +44

    The live laugh love sign SLAYED ME😂

    • @colleenjordan7687
      @colleenjordan7687 Месяц назад

      Hahahahaha! TJ Maxx Driftwood Edition 🤣 if it could get us through our childhood it can get us through anything lol

  • @ayadyacoub3644
    @ayadyacoub3644 Месяц назад +8

    Who are you Jimmy to even think about comparing yourself to Elon Musk?
    They give you banana to jump around, that's all

  • @buelan.6525
    @buelan.6525 Месяц назад +87

    You are my hero! We love and desperately need you.

    • @internetstudios5536
      @internetstudios5536 Месяц назад +1

      You mean propagandist. He hates free speech so that’s why he’s against Elon owning twitter. No more leftists banning people that they call “misinformation” that they don’t like

    • @Mentzer1987
      @Mentzer1987 Месяц назад +10

      Your hero cried like a lil girl yesterday,,.

    • @buelan.6525
      @buelan.6525 Месяц назад +3

      @ Of course he did! One reason he’s one of mine and many others’ hero. We love him. Doesn’t anyone love you?

    • @willscott9183
      @willscott9183 Месяц назад

      Dude literally told doctor left half America die for not doing what his party wanted so what is oh a puppet

  • @marilynjarvis8228
    @marilynjarvis8228 Месяц назад +42

    We do love you, Jimmy, and your family ❤

    • @MachineGunMaceda
      @MachineGunMaceda Месяц назад +2

      Who cares

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@MachineGunMacedaBring on the tariffs baby!

    • @cameronschreck3505
      @cameronschreck3505 Месяц назад

      No we don’t

    • @BethanyGrace48
      @BethanyGrace48 Месяц назад

      @@cameronschreck3505Then, why are you here supporting his channel by commenting?!? Oh… riiiight…you didn’t know how life works. Well, good luck to ya!

  • @ilsehunt6798
    @ilsehunt6798 Месяц назад +52

    Continue what you are doing Jimmy , some one needs to be sane !

    • @vancouverviking4652
      @vancouverviking4652 Месяц назад +1

      Sane??
      This guy is so unstable it's insane.

    • @augusthome9860
      @augusthome9860 Месяц назад

      @@vancouverviking4652
      Oh please! 😂😂😂😂 Russian bot why are you still working?

  • @marthemorais7636
    @marthemorais7636 Месяц назад +1

    When trump did that thing with the micro phone was he thinking of Elon Musk😂😂😂

  • @EkaTee01
    @EkaTee01 Месяц назад +30

    Love you from Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦you are welcome ❤

  • @Solange1988
    @Solange1988 Месяц назад +87

    Thank you. We need you more than ever 😢😢

  • @GeppeReichert
    @GeppeReichert Месяц назад +824

    If I were to write a book about this horrible era in American politics it would be titled: 'The Idiot that Swallowed America.' wtf all of you in XAI890K ??

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +8

      🌟 Dem-mockery with backing from the ENTIRE Hollywood, including star power, celebrities, and financial support, CAN'T even defeat Trump. Isn't that embarrassing? Haha

    • @skyinou
      @skyinou Месяц назад +16

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown Oh don't you worry; the u.s. has been embarrassing for 8 years now. 😅

    • @stanlee4765
      @stanlee4765 Месяц назад +13

      ​@@Kamala-WillieBrownDon't hear Trump screaming the election was rigged? WTF?????

    • @yasuke1280
      @yasuke1280 Месяц назад +1

      ahahaha cope baby girl cope

    • @yasuke1280
      @yasuke1280 Месяц назад +2

      @@stanlee4765 cope chump.

  • @denzildesousa5831
    @denzildesousa5831 Месяц назад

    Hi Jimmy,
    Love your live shows and more particularly your monologues, which, besides being hilarious, send a very strong message across.
    In very recent times, you've turned these monologues into dialogues with Trump the chump.
    Notwithstanding your strong hits to him, he seems to be responding in such a cool and calm manner that some people might actually believe that he's the good guy.
    I don't mean to be harsh but I do think you should stay with your monologues which really hit him harder that the hardest punch thst Mike Tyson could ever deliver.
    I try to never miss out on any of your shows and wish you well always.

  • @herethereandeverywhere.3222
    @herethereandeverywhere.3222 Месяц назад +12

    Ah Jimmy. I find it wonderful that I think you and I and people like us all felt that same sense of heart and disbelief and also the same sense that we can’t give up. Keep the Home fire going. They are going back but we are not going back. Canada Canada cares!

  • @notintohandles
    @notintohandles Месяц назад +94

    I'm a Canadian born to American parents. I have as much right to run for office as Raphael Cruz. But I'll stay home instead. That way I can welcome all of you to my home. Just leave your guns at home. Canada has all of the territory that you do, but only ten percent of your population. Plenty of room for everyone.

    • @JustTim1916
      @JustTim1916 Месяц назад +8

      As a Canadian mate, we have enough of trouble and it's ironic what has caused those issues

    • @dangal9366
      @dangal9366 Месяц назад

      Sadly, at least 30% of Canadians would vote for trump if they could. Probably more like 40 %. A$$ holes are taking over the world.

    • @aRealwoman-2024
      @aRealwoman-2024 Месяц назад +7

      Lmao no one wants to go to Canada. Not even Canadians. But you can gladly take our celebs we don't want them either

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад

      🌟 The Dem-mockery, with the WHOLE of Hollywood behind them-every glitzy celebrity and their deep pockets-still CAN'T manage to take down Trump! Talk about an epic fail! It's almost like they’re trying to win a race while everyone else is already at the finish line. Isn't that just hilariously embarrassing? Haha!

    • @lindabennett6597
      @lindabennett6597 Месяц назад +12

      With climate change Canada may be the place to go

  • @patricksnyder468
    @patricksnyder468 22 дня назад +1

    DemoRat Air sells 1 way tickets to Ukraine and Palestine if your interested in that fight so much go!!!

  • @Cindy-q1n
    @Cindy-q1n Месяц назад +40

    I love Jimmy Kimmel!!!!❤

  • @Egemen-m2d
    @Egemen-m2d Месяц назад +716

    This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦 the XAI890K move is making life easy for us mark my words

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад

      Why did Cackling Hyena lose so badly? 🤔

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Месяц назад +5

      What is this XAI890K thing?

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 Месяц назад

      @@Kamala-WillieBrown - So you can lose in just a few months. 😆😆😆

    • @Pilotin74
      @Pilotin74 Месяц назад +4

      @@Egemen-m2d - There is never anything easy. Billionaire is playing his fools.

    • @ShellSiko
      @ShellSiko Месяц назад

      ​@@Moluccan56nobody is answering!

  • @edwarddelgado7936
    @edwarddelgado7936 Месяц назад +97

    Well, let me tell you something when Trump was president. I moved to Costa Rica. I couldn’t take it anymore. I’m still here. And I mean that.😊

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 Месяц назад +10

      Bullshit

    • @janebramblett4809
      @janebramblett4809 Месяц назад +16

      Lord, I hear you. I’m too old to listen to that freak show for four more years. Throw the musk goober in and carlson, it’s just like some kind of alternate universe, gaslighting gop

    • @jaysteele1031
      @jaysteele1031 Месяц назад +9

      @@leemcqueen500 That describes every comment you post.

    • @edwarddelgado7936
      @edwarddelgado7936 Месяц назад +6

      @ sure I love it here thank you God bless you

    • @hdhdhehbrbdge6505
      @hdhdhehbrbdge6505 Месяц назад +4

      You can stay

  • @Terminator-gu1yv
    @Terminator-gu1yv Месяц назад +94

    Waiting for Jimmy to leave America so the balance of comedy is restored!

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Месяц назад +2

      You first, please.

    • @Terminator-gu1yv
      @Terminator-gu1yv Месяц назад

      @pamelacass9642 Since you have been so polite....No! I like my odds with Trump :)

  • @Dragonfly-spirit
    @Dragonfly-spirit Месяц назад +31

    I love you, Jimmy! Thank you for making me laugh on my birthday!

  • @elebenty5709
    @elebenty5709 Месяц назад +36

    Mail-in voting worked great for Republicans in Mesa County, CO, where a postal worker let someone else take her shift so she could lift some ballots to "test" the system. That women then submitted a handful of forged ballots. Some got through the signature scan, but three were pulled. They contacted those voters and found out about the scam.

    • @Eric-vr8mc
      @Eric-vr8mc Месяц назад

      Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. The other part is, he said be safe and peaceful and that is it. It's all on the full video footage.

    • @Eric-vr8mc
      @Eric-vr8mc Месяц назад

      Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. The other part is, he said be safe and peaceful and that is it. It's all on the full video footage.

    • @Eric-vr8mc
      @Eric-vr8mc Месяц назад

      Here is what's missing they keep repeating ad nauseum, Al Gore challenged, Hillary Clinton challenged, and Donald Trump challenged election counts. No difference on that. They just talk about the last candidate repeatedly though. Everyone be safe and peaceful, that's all.

  • @DreuxBolton
    @DreuxBolton Месяц назад +716

    If anyone would know about being insufferable... it'd be Elon. do you understand XAI890K ? beautiful work by them!

    • @Kamala-WillieBrown
      @Kamala-WillieBrown Месяц назад +6

      🌟Joe Biden's incompetence played a big part in Trump's comeback. Thank you, Joe!

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Месяц назад +14

      @@Kamala-WillieBrownYou’re welcome,Vlad.

    • @MrsRobinson0741
      @MrsRobinson0741 Месяц назад +5

      @@Moluccan56 don’t bother responding to the above, they just copy and paste the same comments to other posts

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames Месяц назад +2

      @@Kamala-WillieBrownback to the front Igor

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Месяц назад

      ​@@MrsRobinson0741and the diminutive for Vladimir is Vova

  • @dewikdi6504
    @dewikdi6504 Месяц назад +1

    MOVE ON JIMMY! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @roxyiconoclast
    @roxyiconoclast Месяц назад +17

    Great pic of Musk and Trump. They may have won but they still are totally weird. If they’re both so rich, why can’t they even get their ties right? They need to get sartorial coaching from Jimmy.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Месяц назад +2

      Screw the ties, they can't even afford the hair club for men?

    • @roxyiconoclast
      @roxyiconoclast Месяц назад

      @ hm, yeah. My impression is they both went that route already. And still look weird. 🤣

  • @DerriBahaa
    @DerriBahaa Месяц назад +727

    Love you Jimmy, don't ever give up!! those who got in XAI890K were right tho

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 Месяц назад +1

      Give up what?

    • @ErnstKuhn
      @ErnstKuhn Месяц назад +7

      It's never right to support fascism.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Месяц назад +31

    Jimmy Kimmel is one of the few shining lights right now

    • @Kparc1212
      @Kparc1212 Месяц назад +1

      His “light” is about to be permanently dimmed.

  • @ntakovacj3644
    @ntakovacj3644 Месяц назад

    That last bit -- I want to cry. "landing on the beach at Normandy -- God be with you." "john Hancock -- congratuations for signing the Declaration of Independence."

  • @daletheriault9956
    @daletheriault9956 Месяц назад +34

    This Canadian welcomes you!!! ❤❤❤🇨🇦

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg Месяц назад +1

      Let's not, we have already enough problems with housing!

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Месяц назад

      This one, too.🇨🇦

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Месяц назад +1

      @@RiaVersteegHe could afford a higher end one. Lots where I live.

    • @daletheriault9956
      @daletheriault9956 Месяц назад

      @JoeShmoe3000 It takes one to know one. 🧐 Enjoy the cold weather !!! ❄️❄️❄️

    • @RiaVersteeg
      @RiaVersteeg Месяц назад

      @@Moluccan56 If they are doctors or nurses!

  • @heatherkimler7607
    @heatherkimler7607 Месяц назад +15

    Thanks for being brave

  • @emilskaarup9031
    @emilskaarup9031 Месяц назад +37

    You're straight up brilliant Mr. Kimmel 😆😄😆

  • @steveharmon5301
    @steveharmon5301 Месяц назад +1

    Every time jimmy Kimmel cries an Angel gets it's wings.🤣🤣🤣
    🇺🇸TRUMP2024🇺🇸

  • @tarasmithson7030
    @tarasmithson7030 Месяц назад +40

    Nobody skewers Trump as well as Kimmel.

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 Месяц назад +1

      You mean president elect trump

    • @hotdognobun
      @hotdognobun Месяц назад +3

      That why Trump made him cry

    • @bicegurra
      @bicegurra Месяц назад +3

      Jimmy will cry every night for the next 4 years

    • @preysidius190
      @preysidius190 Месяц назад +2

      @@bicegurra lol your guy won and you just cant stop, you still gotta come here and still be angry. Amazing.

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 Месяц назад +1

      @@preysidius190 How is he angry?

  • @brickcitrus
    @brickcitrus Месяц назад +51

    Florida actually passed and the majority supported legalizing, and enshrining women's rights, but they were written to need 60% of the vote, which feels illegal.

    • @OldRaver
      @OldRaver Месяц назад +9

      Agree, needs to be based on the MAJORITY, NOT this ‘supermajority’ bullcrap.
      A majority is THE majority

    • @oohhboy-funhouse
      @oohhboy-funhouse Месяц назад

      ​@@OldRaver The US of A loves its tyranny of the minority. One person, 2/3 compromise.

    • @enricoluccarini3626
      @enricoluccarini3626 Месяц назад +2

      There's one or two other things that feel illegal. What can they be?

    • @otak3133
      @otak3133 Месяц назад

      @@enricoluccarini3626 My wrist hurts too much to type them all.

    • @otak3133
      @otak3133 Месяц назад +2

      It's ridiculous that so many people voted in favor of women's rights, then voted against themselves for president.