Cryptidcore getting me through the apocalypse for 13 minutes

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  • @idiotsaffectionate7563
    @idiotsaffectionate7563 4 года назад +4127

    I saw the Worm Moon and it was BIG and BEAUTIFUL

    • @danielconnor8516
      @danielconnor8516 4 года назад +70

      Kinda click bait tho. Saw not a single worm 😤

    • @snakenthusiast
      @snakenthusiast 4 года назад +60

      worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon worm moon

    • @idiotsaffectionate7563
      @idiotsaffectionate7563 4 года назад +15

      @@snakenthusiast worm moon worm moon worm moon

    • @averykae3627
      @averykae3627 4 года назад +28

      worm moon was on my birthday :) i was truly bless’d this year

    • @thistle_flowers5018
      @thistle_flowers5018 4 года назад +30

      I made moonwater under the worm moon... my worms on a string highly approve

  • @AlmostSkillfull
    @AlmostSkillfull 4 года назад +3180

    I love that Teya doesn't even bother to explain what cryptids are. She just like "eh, my audience already knows"

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 4 года назад +124

      Is she wrong tho?

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 4 года назад +191

      @@shrutis cryipids are legendary creatures from folk tales like the sasquatch, monster of Loch ness etc.

    • @gracefulspork
      @gracefulspork 4 года назад +37

      We are cryptid

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +43

      She's not entirely wrong. I identify as a part time spider witch and on the daily, a hamster mum. I also love all animals, apart from wasps (cause they are jerks), and I like to dwell on the internet and barely leave the house. :'D

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 4 года назад +8

      @@shrutis Cryptozoology is a not-a-science that tries to link possible real life or similar-to-real-life animals to the descriptions/behavior of cryptids.

  • @perpetuallylydia1241
    @perpetuallylydia1241 4 года назад +6345

    The only way I’m coping with quarantine is aggressively getting aesthetically dressed to go nowhere. My goal is to combine goblincore, cottagecore, and cryptidcore into one mass of mushrooms and forest leaves wearing corduroy overalls

    • @sadboijo2573
      @sadboijo2573 4 года назад +163

      perpetuallylydia I’m pretty sure someone coined the term cottagegore, sounds like you’d be interested in that

    • @thebeaconofgondor9169
      @thebeaconofgondor9169 4 года назад +20

      Beyond perfect.

    • @imsodonewiththissh1t
      @imsodonewiththissh1t 4 года назад +50

      @@sadboijo2573 i saw cottagegore on tiktok. i forgot the user but i think theyre the ones who coined it. i absolutely vibe with it.

    • @mattlibra3139
      @mattlibra3139 4 года назад +14

      This...this is what we NEED

    • @sadboijo2573
      @sadboijo2573 4 года назад +11

      I'm so done with this shit it’s amazing right?

  • @ashleyhobbs5705
    @ashleyhobbs5705 4 года назад +2219

    I love how the tumblr deepdives have gone from investigating legitimately disturbing/gross tags to Teya accidentally finding new niches she'd fit into and lowkey fangirling over them

    • @himejoshikaeya
      @himejoshikaeya 4 года назад +36

      Omg yes I love it tbh

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 4 года назад +47

      It's quite wholesome.

    • @jellyfishlamp3611
      @jellyfishlamp3611 4 года назад +19

      I think you meant highkey

    • @SilverGallowglass
      @SilverGallowglass 4 года назад +29

      It has also gone from:
      Me: ...Wow (shock and too disturbed for words)
      to
      Me: ...Wow (shock and awe over finding more places on tumblr that I understand on a deep personal level)

    • @Sean-jl6dc
      @Sean-jl6dc 4 года назад +5

      I feel like a lot of it is because of the hate that some of the people featured would get so now she does ones that avoid criticising people so much

  • @cactojuice
    @cactojuice 4 года назад +1766

    Everyone is thirsting over the freakin moon
    "My girlfriend turned into the moon"
    "That's rough buddy"

    • @shilohgrayson
      @shilohgrayson 4 года назад +24

      The moon is gorgeous!

    • @grusha9516
      @grusha9516 4 года назад +33

      F for soka

    • @howaboutnow1895
      @howaboutnow1895 4 года назад +23

      @@shilohgrayson I like the sun better. They are a terrifying ball of flame that gives us life. moons power is just a fragment of the sun's.

    • @kittik3631
      @kittik3631 4 года назад +11

      I got so excited as soon as I realized where this was going.

    • @bradyng.6830
      @bradyng.6830 4 года назад +8

      corwin Apps are you on the fire nations side?

  • @aaaaanotthebees
    @aaaaanotthebees 4 года назад +862

    I searched "animal crossing lesbian" on RUclips and found this video. So there's that

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 4 года назад +111

      welcome to the cult of long furby

    • @squindin8283
      @squindin8283 4 года назад +53

      digilici Stare into their eyes to become gay

    • @svrvphimprod
      @svrvphimprod 4 года назад +43

      I'm gonna regret asking this but why were searching that

    • @locallance1529
      @locallance1529 3 года назад +36

      @@svrvphimprod don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to know the answers to

    • @merlin5407
      @merlin5407 3 года назад +5

      I searched that and I couldn’t find but oh well

  • @SpawnOfFrunkie
    @SpawnOfFrunkie 4 года назад +2337

    How to befriend the moon: love her, feed her, don't leave her.

    • @endymionredacted1304
      @endymionredacted1304 4 года назад +47

      I hate the fact that I understood that

    • @eila2635
      @eila2635 4 года назад +80

      Fuck the moon
      Literally.
      Just have consentual sex with the moon.
      Like just ask her
      "Hey
      Wanna fuc?"
      And then if she allows
      Fuck the moon

    • @eila2635
      @eila2635 4 года назад +22

      @E C THREESOME WITH THE MOON
      if she allows of course

    • @asanaquarian1302
      @asanaquarian1302 4 года назад +36

      Sokkacore

    • @BIIBIIBIIBIIS
      @BIIBIIBIIBIIS 4 года назад +3

      Oh my

  • @gracen2752
    @gracen2752 4 года назад +2338

    I think there should be a aesthetic called “ indecisive core” for people who can’t pick an aesthetic

    • @gracen2752
      @gracen2752 4 года назад +186

      Confusion core perhaps?

    • @0XBlondie96X0
      @0XBlondie96X0 4 года назад +61

      Me af I like all sorts of aesthetics

    • @elizawulf8180
      @elizawulf8180 4 года назад +56

      Anachrocore

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +15

      At least it's not Crunkcore. :]

    • @anti-republican319
      @anti-republican319 4 года назад +62

      confusioncore please! im a messy amalgamation of 7 cores wrapped into one. Im gonna start posting confusion core things now :)

  • @sora-jp2om
    @sora-jp2om 4 года назад +129

    random story : when I was in the fifth grade my friends and I had a little snail farm in the backyard of the school ( this was a catholic school ) and by “snail farm” I mean we used to dig holes and cover them with leaves, making little houses for our snails. One day some eighth graders were running around and they stepped on our babies, absolutely destroying our village, wrecking havoc on our poor snails. It devastated my friends and I to loose all of our snails but alas we had already dug their graves so we gave them a proper funeral. However it didn’t end here, me being the little vindictive bastard I am I hatched a plan to get back at the older kids.
    Whenever we had to go to weekly mass ( on like Wednesdays or some bullshit ) I would be busy with track and field but I decided to run as fast as I could and finish my lap, run over to the church and sneak in during mass and sneak in behind those students and scare them, turns out I ended up getting a nose bleed immediately when I entered the church and when I was going to scare a girl my blood dropped on her uniform and she screamed super loudly, so for the next few months there was a rumour going around that I was a demon, taking full advantage of this I did my best to scare the eighth graders whenever I could and on their graduation day we had a weird yearly talent show the eighth graders had to participate in so I entered with my friends and after we were done performing I hid and then I snuck up on the murderers backstage and put snails on their props, there was slime everywhere, loud screams were heard through the speaker and the sounds of thundering footsteps filled the space, I laughed at the masterpiece I had created, the survivors and the children of my fallen snails taking their revenge.
    also, may have gotten two of them expelled but that’s a whole other story.
    I also used to “tell the future.” and was called a vampire, a demon and a shapeshifter at some point during my time at that school. people also though I was British, Italian, Spanish or Romanian at different times while I studied there ??? even though it was an elementary school in Toronto and I had gone there since I was 6.

    • @treesaap7023
      @treesaap7023 4 года назад +7

      That is an amazing story. Thank you for sharing it.

    • @arthurturp9008
      @arthurturp9008 4 года назад +4

      Love the revenge and as a British Italian with a Romanian grandma I would happy to invite u into my ppl

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 4 года назад +6

      You are iconic, never stop.

    • @returnoftheromans6726
      @returnoftheromans6726 2 года назад

      You are absolutely bloody brilliant!!! Love this to pieces. 😅

  • @mothfet5186
    @mothfet5186 4 года назад +168

    As someone who has lived in the Okanagan area and been to the lake many times:
    You were definitely not the only child to drop snacks in the lake for ogopogo. And she loves us all (we hope)

    • @izzymarie8987
      @izzymarie8987 3 года назад +7

      I love the name ogopogo it makes me so unbelievably happy. We have our own Loch Ness monster in Minnesota too, she lives in lake Pepin and her name is Peppie :)

    • @gummysnacksandknives9229
      @gummysnacksandknives9229 3 года назад +4

      Ogopogo is real and you cannot change my mind

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 3 года назад +1

      All Children of the Loch are real, never fret :)

  • @leme9542
    @leme9542 4 года назад +777

    On the witch hut note: today I went for a walk in the woods in downtown Toronto (the Don Valley, specifically) and I came across a series of woven branch blockades. They were about a meter tall, suppored by the surrounding trees and branches taken from the forest. In true dumb protagonist fashion, I went deeper into the maze. They got denser and better made until I reached the centre of the construction: a single circle of assembled wooden walls surrounding a small shack. I tried to get closer, but the walls stopped me from doing so. After a moment of my loud crashing through bushes, an elderly woman came out of the central shack. She looked at me. I looked at her.
    "Hey," I said, filled with dumb teenage glory "this place is really cool." There was a long pause. "Did you build it?"
    No reply. She turned away from me. An even longer pause.
    "I'll take that as an invitation to leave," I said, and made my way, crashing through the underbrush until I reached the path again.
    So if you're looking for a spooky witch shack, I invite you to go check it out. Sure, you might have to fight a actual witch for it, but what's life without a little adventure?

    • @kennas4281
      @kennas4281 4 года назад +11

      Emma Bolden r/thathappened

    • @kirstenc6221
      @kirstenc6221 4 года назад +135

      KENNA X
      It doesn’t matter if it’s real or not; what matters is if I can go walking in the woods with an adventurous glint in my eyes fully ready to fight a forest witch

    • @rilaxkumah
      @rilaxkumah 4 года назад +24

      I thought it was just gonna be a comment about an ordinary witch adventure (which i enjoy hearing about, no saltiness)... but it took a swift turn to cryptid. 🤣

    • @thedarkoverlordofall
      @thedarkoverlordofall 4 года назад +24

      I mean I somewhat believe it? I appreciate it at the least

    • @the-treviathan
      @the-treviathan 4 года назад +9

      I’m 100% going there

  • @lefishe6940
    @lefishe6940 4 года назад +1369

    Tumblr is probably the trash bin of the internet where goblins and other creatures feast.

    • @farkbett699
      @farkbett699 4 года назад +74

      It's the underworld of the internet, where goblins and other creatures that can't survive on the surface world dwell

    • @bentooh2371
      @bentooh2371 4 года назад +49

      yes. It was. But our home has been tarnished. And we haven't felt at home anywhere since and are forced to the surface world of the internet.

    • @flopilla2012
      @flopilla2012 4 года назад +7

      @@bentooh2371 Exactly

    • @xandilo_bones4800
      @xandilo_bones4800 4 года назад +1

      Damn right

    • @anvakathazit1102
      @anvakathazit1102 4 года назад +3

      @@bentooh2371 Preach

  • @mysterygearss
    @mysterygearss 4 года назад +3412

    iM CRYING MY “PUTTING THE CRY IN CRYPTID” MEME IS IN THERE AAAAAA
    so you could say,,, I was the one who put the cry in cryptid

    • @number1connieconversefan
      @number1connieconversefan 4 года назад +205

      thank you for your contribution to the world i enjoy it very much

    • @jmiddleton7518
      @jmiddleton7518 4 года назад +79

      I love you I hope you don’t get corona-virus thank you.
      This is probably the most hard I’ve laughed in the entire time I’ve suffered with dysthymia and I thank you.

    • @evies.1018
      @evies.1018 4 года назад +45

      My dude you’re legit iconic

    • @hellformichelle
      @hellformichelle 4 года назад +27

      Thank you for your art

    • @sincerelykiwii
      @sincerelykiwii 4 года назад +24

      You're amazing. Thank you for your splendid work.

  • @jenndoesstuff
    @jenndoesstuff 4 года назад +250

    "I have trash lungs".
    Same, girl. Same. **puffs asthma inhaler**

    • @user-ue3cg6be9d
      @user-ue3cg6be9d 4 года назад

      I felt this in my monstrous lungs

    • @merlin5407
      @merlin5407 3 года назад +2

      Asthma annoys me so much you run for like a minute and your already dead ..

  • @jamiewinter7503
    @jamiewinter7503 4 года назад +679

    You, a Canadian: "fear-el"
    Me, an American: "fair-ul"

    • @hallamfamily189
      @hallamfamily189 4 года назад +77

      -Waiting-For-Venus - me,a refined Englishman: “feh-Rul”

    • @aproxamillionwasps474
      @aproxamillionwasps474 4 года назад +51

      Me, a Canadian: also “fair-ul”
      What is happening in Toronto?

    • @aamandazittlau5505
      @aamandazittlau5505 4 года назад +13

      Rose lmao I feel like Toronto just doesn’t deserve to be part of Canada

    • @steampunk-llama
      @steampunk-llama 4 года назад +14

      Hallam Family me, an Australian: also feh-Rul

    • @ChristinaWoodall
      @ChristinaWoodall 4 года назад +7

      Also an American in Virginia, now I've forgotten how I pronounce feral with all these pronounciations lol

  • @user-ij5oi4fj6s
    @user-ij5oi4fj6s 4 года назад +3016

    people don't like slugs enough! it's a blob of goo that's alive!!! truly the most optimal life form

    • @dangernoodle9961
      @dangernoodle9961 4 года назад +127

      Jellyfish

    • @paleozoey
      @paleozoey 4 года назад +133

      slugs are much more than goo that's alive. even flatworms are more complex than one might think, and at least ctenophores and jellyfish have radial symmetry. but placozoans? truly the greatest beings on this rock

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 4 года назад +66

      There's this thing .it's a tube in the ocean made of tonnes of little dudes all holding together and it's so creepy to see but really cool

    • @greyv9107
      @greyv9107 4 года назад +45

      granabam love a man that fucks with zoology

    • @paleozoey
      @paleozoey 4 года назад +23

      @@greyv9107 who said i was a man

  • @shrexyavocado7828
    @shrexyavocado7828 4 года назад +277

    Me in this video: *I WANNA BE THE KING OF THE MOTHS*
    Me whenever a moth flies near me: *AAaAAaaAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaAaaagggGgGgGghHGgGhg*

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +2

      HI HUMAN

    • @mothboy7044
      @mothboy7044 4 года назад +1

      It's because it's hot

    • @greensun0008
      @greensun0008 4 года назад +3

      same, i'm terrified of bugs

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 4 года назад +8

      Moths are life. Whenever I stay up past 3am I am overcome by a terrifying chaotic aura and decide that I will become a moth and follow the lamps. Now I see why functional human beings need sleep.

    • @oli6193
      @oli6193 4 года назад +6

      the small wild moths are skittery and aren't for the faint of heart. the bigger moths are docile and sweet so you might find yourself liking them more.

  • @obarbaglia5902
    @obarbaglia5902 4 года назад +326

    I love when community’s like the vulture culture community, goblin core, worm on a string, rabies, etc. get 1 video on them you will receive gifts. Like teeth, a spine, worms, stickers, etc. if you acknowledge any of them you will be rewarded with tiny treasures.

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +3

      HI HUMAN

    • @cinnamonbummer9504
      @cinnamonbummer9504 4 года назад +4

      And that is called Fairy/Gnome core

    • @playername9746
      @playername9746 4 года назад +4

      Crows, she's getting gifts from crows 😂

    • @arcia3158
      @arcia3158 4 года назад +4

      Perhaps I may send her a replicated coin from my state coin collection if she investigates Dragoncore soon.

  • @ToenailMongrel
    @ToenailMongrel 4 года назад +364

    Every cryptid is a gay icon and it’s why they make us feel safe

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 года назад +15

      even skyfish?

    • @camrynbrewer2370
      @camrynbrewer2370 4 года назад +6

      Even the thylacine?

    • @pecklespeckle1
      @pecklespeckle1 4 года назад +13

      @@camrynbrewer2370 The gays all have thylacines as guards, of course

    • @camrynbrewer2370
      @camrynbrewer2370 4 года назад +4

      Peckle Speckle Ohhhh. That makes sense.

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 года назад +26

      I've seen a lot of people declare Mothman to be trans and I accept this wholeheartedly.

  • @thelonelymustard
    @thelonelymustard 4 года назад +374

    If aeons doesn’t start calling us her ‘Little Vertebraes’ I’m going to riot

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 года назад +22

      but that's excluding the invertebrae viewers

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +7

      HUMAN

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 4 года назад +23

      @@ilulu5082 don't shatter my hopes and dreams of being a little vertebrae just because I'm spineless lol

    • @feralb0i305
      @feralb0i305 4 года назад +1

      YAS

  • @auroradainer
    @auroradainer 4 года назад +688

    “Im sure we’re all in the same boat...”
    Poor choice of idiom for quarantiners

    • @Lucy-vk1el
      @Lucy-vk1el 4 года назад +15

      Eleventy Seven plagueship

    • @mirandae.4782
      @mirandae.4782 4 года назад +2

      Your profile picture elevates this comment to a higher level my friend 😔✌

    • @himeruP
      @himeruP 4 года назад +3

      we're all in the same boat, 2 metres apart from each other

    • @mirandae.4782
      @mirandae.4782 4 года назад +1

      @@himeruP when your american and can't understand the metric system ;-;

    • @himeruP
      @himeruP 4 года назад +1

      @@mirandae.4782 whoops I forgot I think that's about 6 feet if that's what Americans use?

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 года назад +590

    "I had a brief urban exploring phase..." is that your way of describing going to the garfield pizza place?

  • @user77797
    @user77797 4 года назад +100

    in quarantine i’ve been learning french, baking cookies from scratch, practicing piano, working on my novel, and questioning my sexuality

    • @moej3386
      @moej3386 4 года назад +15

      I've been learning greek, ukelele, and I made a long furby.

    • @user77797
      @user77797 4 года назад +3

      Moe J i love that... what’s your long furby’s name?

    • @sariahsmith5609
      @sariahsmith5609 4 года назад +3

      hell yeah

  • @reaganeidemiller7132
    @reaganeidemiller7132 4 года назад +629

    I've found that quarantine as a trans girl is kinda interesting. By the time I get out I'll look different, and more like myself, and it's an exciting thing to think about. Good luck everybody!

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +8

      HUMAN!

    • @reaganeidemiller7132
      @reaganeidemiller7132 4 года назад +28

      @@mirror1643 Um, yes, *definitely* a human here ehe...

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +6

      @@reaganeidemiller7132 ok I shall forward to friend

    • @Amyphere
      @Amyphere 4 года назад +68

      quarantine is your incubation, and at the end you will hatch

    • @ProstatePuncher
      @ProstatePuncher 3 года назад +5

      Oh, big mood! Like the next time I go outside I'll actually pass

  • @andyb.4080
    @andyb.4080 4 года назад +75

    “Catch me graising in a bog”
    -Æons, Strange

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 4 года назад +2

      If only there were bogs in the desert wasteland where I live :(

  • @luciafortier
    @luciafortier 4 года назад +671

    No one:
    STRANGE ÆONS: *F E E R A L*

    • @SpookyDeerArt
      @SpookyDeerArt 4 года назад +36

      canadians be like

    • @lamp9160
      @lamp9160 4 года назад +47

      She wants to put the fear in feral

    • @decaf4450
      @decaf4450 4 года назад +9

      to be fairal, "feral" sounds like it should be "ferral", but is spelled "feral"

    • @enotj
      @enotj 4 года назад +3

      I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

    • @kelsey.shutup_7173
      @kelsey.shutup_7173 4 года назад +3

      Ikr I was so confused so I checked the comments lol

  • @kaleidawscope
    @kaleidawscope 4 года назад +300

    Video: *was uploaded a minute ago*
    50 people before me: *I am speed*

  • @oliviasdoom
    @oliviasdoom 4 года назад +451

    STRANGE ÆONS WALKS INTO MY HOUSE AND LOOKS AT MY BELONGINGS APPARENTLY

    • @pchiare
      @pchiare 4 года назад +1

      Should be pinned tbh.

  • @fluffygreysocks6703
    @fluffygreysocks6703 4 года назад +52

    I was subscribed to you for a while.
    Then, I went through an, “ew no that’s so cringe” phase.
    I have now returned. You have short hair. We are all dying at a slightly more rapid rate than before. I now see tumblr from a meta-ironic perspective.
    I do not think I will be leaving again.

  • @navinanok
    @navinanok 4 года назад +66

    Eating only lentil soup is the mood of this quarantine

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah 4 года назад +289

    Mothcore might just be the missing link between cottage core and dark academia

    • @koya326
      @koya326 2 года назад

      Is this paradise?

  • @sorcellerie
    @sorcellerie 4 года назад +124

    THIS is where the kids who tried so hard to make a house out of a mushroom in minecraft are now. Honestly? Seems like they're living a better life than all of us

    • @shkrimp5607
      @shkrimp5607 4 года назад +11

      LMFAO, I was one of those kids ngl🥺

    • @lizzy4716
      @lizzy4716 4 года назад +7

      I am that kid currently 😂
      I've been playing Minecraft for a decade. Mushrooms are just fun

    • @jceh-art
      @jceh-art 4 года назад +11

      OH MY GOD THAT WAS ME
      I LITERALLY TRIED SO HARD BUT THERE WAS NO ROOM AND I ENDED UP DESTROYING THE MUSHROOM

    • @goblindude4242
      @goblindude4242 4 года назад +2

      Chronic Fridge we are

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 года назад +2

      This comment looked into my soul

  • @PhantomWolf95
    @PhantomWolf95 4 года назад +218

    I had an algebra teacher in high school that had a bigfoot figure that had a stamp on 1 of its feet that he'd use for when he was grading papers, fair to say we bonded over our mutual interest in cryptozoology. That was a fun year lol

    • @wjndowmspwmd
      @wjndowmspwmd 4 года назад +8

      LyncSketcher that's so fucking cool

  • @SpookyDeerArt
    @SpookyDeerArt 4 года назад +35

    while a vibe, that befriending the moon post had the same cadence as those creepypastas about playing hide and seek with dolls by yourself.

  • @meredithreaves2769
    @meredithreaves2769 4 года назад +62

    Me: is deciding between punk and cottagecore aesthetic
    Me: sees this video
    Me: *screams*

    • @tangerine1884
      @tangerine1884 Год назад

      NO FR I LOVE CRYPTIDCORE CUZ ITS SO COMFY

  • @soot9145
    @soot9145 4 года назад +111

    "Something that I never see here but is very goblincore is those ecosystems in a jar things" *laughs nervously in the middle of all my closed ecosystems*

  • @isetta4083
    @isetta4083 4 года назад +134

    The two words being looked for in this video {{I think}}:
    • Terrarium
    • Ogopogo

  • @internettime5863
    @internettime5863 4 года назад +448

    Teya's title: CRYPTIDCORE
    Me: Oh Teya, you're already a cryptid

    • @mike.6092
      @mike.6092 4 года назад +3

      not scientificly proven?

    • @intheshade3018
      @intheshade3018 4 года назад +18

      @@mike.6092 She built a child

    • @itsMe_TheHerpes
      @itsMe_TheHerpes 4 года назад +12

      she is turning into a witch

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +2

      Better than Crunkcore...

  • @the-treviathan
    @the-treviathan 4 года назад +250

    your pronunciation of “feral” as “fear-al” is making me go feral.

  • @skippykay599
    @skippykay599 4 года назад +21

    My cryptid experience: I was out walking my dog in the woods with my mom one evening and we decide to go past these no trespassing signs and to another path that we hadn’t gone to in a long time. Eventually the path leads to a field that wasn’t there before. So we continue along the perimeter of the field and it suddenly gets colder.
    Towards the end of the path there was a rusty folding chair sitting by itself. This wasn’t too weird, considering that the woods near the field were full of junk someone left behind. However, this chair was the only one standing in the path. We walk up to it and find the ground around it is just covered in bones. They were picked clean too, and were half buried.
    So I did what any sane person would do and posed for a picture while sitting in the chair and holding a bone. I’m probably cursed now but I don’t regret it!

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 4 года назад +6

      Curses are what skeptics call Mothman's Blessing :)

    • @skippykay599
      @skippykay599 4 года назад +1

      Danielle Ross did you just create a new philosophy???

    • @jackson5802
      @jackson5802 4 года назад +1

      @@skippykay599 I really hope I did and just so you know I read this and started cackling for 30 seconds too long I think I've scarred my sister for life

    • @shirel.a8421
      @shirel.a8421 4 года назад +4

      Nah you just became the cryptid. The old one passed and you took the throne

  • @madisonzenga8471
    @madisonzenga8471 4 года назад +481

    She isn’t wrong there is nothing in Mississauga. NOTHING. and with this quarantine there is even less to do. In front of my house I think there’s an abandoned house so.....

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 года назад +15

      I live in Northern Ontario. Still got more going on then Mississauga.

    • @aneta3098
      @aneta3098 4 года назад +1

      Oh I work at a callcenter for Pizzapizza and we take orderers for Canada (ontario and quabeque)! I didn't know there was nothing there xD

    • @mayomust
      @mayomust 4 года назад +1

      like literally all of southern ontario is shit. Brampton? Rexdale? Mississauga? TRAAAAASH

    • @Nehema1000
      @Nehema1000 4 года назад

      See if it’s uninhabited and structurally sound. Might provide some entertainment exploring the place.

  • @milkworms7839
    @milkworms7839 4 года назад +53

    If Teya outlives me, I’m gonna gift her my whole skeleton
    Edit: ‘scuse me Teya, it’s the Ogopogo. That’s the kind of indiscretion that gets skeleton privileges revoked

  • @TheSoundSpell
    @TheSoundSpell 4 года назад +68

    Teya, I see and understand your yearning, and I am here to tell you: Rejoice, you too can become a Servant of Kyuss, the Worm that Walks. All you have to do is give up your Soul and accept the superiority of our wriggling Brethren!

  • @therainbowwillow4453
    @therainbowwillow4453 4 года назад +5

    PLEASE do a video on botany/mycology subreddits. They’re so wholesome I just can’t. Everybody loves plants and mushrooms.

  • @2amonasaturdayafternoon
    @2amonasaturdayafternoon 4 года назад +19

    "Drinks blood of consenting adult"
    me: *has aggressive flashbacks to the "Bite Me, Vladdy" comic*

    • @2amonasaturdayafternoon
      @2amonasaturdayafternoon 3 года назад +2

      @DJ DOZY look up "bite me, vladdy" the, like, 2nd image result is the comic

  • @natstewgirl
    @natstewgirl 4 года назад +44

    I have Bigfoot on my water bottle and my roommate called him Bogfoot and I have never recovered.

  • @biggaybitch3267
    @biggaybitch3267 4 года назад +166

    I'm living for the Mongolian death worm

    • @jakelama5610
      @jakelama5610 4 года назад +19

      But you gotta admit the Alaskan bull worm do be hitting different

    • @biggaybitch3267
      @biggaybitch3267 4 года назад +8

      @@jakelama5610 it really do, but ngl he kinda thicc 😳

    • @boldanabrasevic3020
      @boldanabrasevic3020 4 года назад +8

      10/10 big, red, no creepy little wiggling legs 'cause it's a worm, what's not to love?

    • @antiarmadillosociety
      @antiarmadillosociety 4 года назад +1

      @@biggaybitch3267 I am married to the a mongolian death worm.

  • @froge6652
    @froge6652 4 года назад +269

    About that “ecosystem in a jar” thing, you should search “SerpaDesign” here on RUclips. You will not be disappointed

    • @lokinasthenerd
      @lokinasthenerd 4 года назад +6

      Achmed and The Tiger you are so right, serpadesign is doing AMAZING work

    • @canislupus7734
      @canislupus7734 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @autumnm2524
      @autumnm2524 4 года назад +4

      Life in jars also does some neat stuff but it's focused more on the tiny organisms he finds and not aesthetics.

    • @froge6652
      @froge6652 4 года назад

      Corrine Wager yes!!! Snails are great!!

    • @foggrace587
      @foggrace587 4 года назад +1

      @@Javajavajav thank u for sharing. I really want water snails now.

  • @cmvitale316
    @cmvitale316 4 года назад +15

    That moon post sounds like a whole as ritual to Artemis and I’m not mad

  • @F66x
    @F66x 4 года назад +24

    "I would have redesigned my life around cryptidcore at that point in my life"
    It's never too late!

  • @christerprestberg3973
    @christerprestberg3973 4 года назад +53

    On the life in a bottle thing, it reminded me of a similiar thing I once encountered on a farm. It was a outdoor flytrap, it was filled with dead and living flies and a bunch of water, it had become a self contained eco-system, the living flies ate the dead ones, drank the water, mated and the eggs hatched in the mass of decomposing flies, providing nurishment to the maggots that then became flies that mated and died in the flytrap, the circle was complete. It was one of the grossest and most fascinating things I've ever seen tbh ^^.

    • @Margar02
      @Margar02 4 года назад +2

      🤔😧😦😯😳🤯😱🤢🤮

  • @freakette555
    @freakette555 4 года назад +18

    I love the image of baby Teya dropping gummy worms into a lake to feed to Loch Ness Monster.... Wholesome

  • @projectcyberghost
    @projectcyberghost 4 года назад +158

    You should just become a witch at this point. You have bones, crystals, and the strange urge to go live in the forest and be friends with the moon.
    Also the ghost adventures meme you didn't read

    • @johnjon6134
      @johnjon6134 4 года назад +1

      I could see Strange aeons doing that easily I wouldn't be surprised if that was the next vid she uploads

  • @eclipseaura5556
    @eclipseaura5556 4 года назад +18

    Love her lipstick, glad to see she's still healthy and safe.

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 4 года назад +10

    When you described the "Loch Ness monster" in BC I'm just here saying "Ogopogo!" like you can hear me. I need to go to bed.

  • @shadowdroid776
    @shadowdroid776 4 года назад +50

    My way of getting through this "social distancing" (quarantine) while working as a healthcare worker is by trying to actually start making a comic. Super scared but super excited!
    This quarantine also makes it easier for me to feast on lost children. So that's good.
    2021 July EDIT: gave up on the comic because I am worthless and will never do anything with my life.

  • @jacobharras
    @jacobharras 4 года назад +20

    12:21 I live there! It's called Okanogan Lake and the Cryptid is called Ogopogo! Nessie is kinda theorized to look like a dino, but Ogopogo is just one long boi.

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 года назад +4

      Long furbbies cousin

    • @sevatarlives185
      @sevatarlives185 4 года назад +1

      Ogopogo.
      Champ is a log, the Loch Ness monster is a toy submarine with a head made of plastic wood. Ogopogo is a fucking plesiosaur.

  • @courtney9180
    @courtney9180 4 года назад +93

    I watched brokeback mountain 7 times and now I just feel sad and gay

    • @aceofspades3667
      @aceofspades3667 4 года назад +2

      Didn't watch brokeback mountain once. But still sad and gay. So mood I guess

    • @pie-rxmancer1142
      @pie-rxmancer1142 4 года назад +3

      the two universal constants: Sad & Gay.

    • @Crabby-Abby
      @Crabby-Abby 3 года назад

      How on earth did you watch it seven times???? I watched it once and cried for DAYS it was like seven years ago and I still haven't rewatched for fear it will Ruin Me

  • @shmellomello
    @shmellomello 4 года назад +5

    This video made me reactivate my tumblr.

  • @froggieman5062
    @froggieman5062 4 года назад +40

    tumblr lesbians b like: the moon is my wife

  • @papasmayo5615
    @papasmayo5615 4 года назад +28

    I think I finally found my aesthetic, this is my calling, is this the feeling furries get when they see their suits for the first time? Am i having a scene-kid-puts-his-neon-extensions-for-the-first-time moment? Did I finally finish my journey to self discovery?

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 4 года назад +6

      Nah fam. You just found your people. Now your journey to self discovery begins.

    • @papasmayo5615
      @papasmayo5615 4 года назад +2

      Little V this is even more exciting

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад +1

      HUMAN

  • @trickytrilobite
    @trickytrilobite 4 года назад +25

    I was going to school in Toronto until I got sent home for quarantine reasons and can confirm I was always like “whoa what if I see Strange Æons today???” when I was out despite Toronto’s size

  • @billnyethesciencesguy
    @billnyethesciencesguy 4 года назад +96

    Ogopogo is a serpentine cryptid whereas Nessie’s is a plesiosaur.

  • @gingergazethecatbird7466
    @gingergazethecatbird7466 4 года назад +15

    Strange Æons gives off bone witch/crystal witch lesbian energy, change my mind.

  • @mysticmoondustt314
    @mysticmoondustt314 4 года назад +10

    "i'm just out here snatching teeth"
    *speaking of which-*

  • @Opossum.mommie
    @Opossum.mommie 4 года назад +260

    Idk why but cryptidcore just gives me big g a y vibes. I appreciate it

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 года назад +6

      Accurate

    • @rebeccarose9541
      @rebeccarose9541 4 года назад +14

      Thats because its gay culture

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa 4 года назад +1

      yellow dinosaur I hate that this is true.

  • @aaaaaaa2051
    @aaaaaaa2051 4 года назад +67

    Yay another upload so I can procrastinate my school work
    Also “the moon better keep me safe from the coronavirus” is such a vibe

  • @xxaannddeerr6354
    @xxaannddeerr6354 4 года назад +61

    during my self-quarantine this is the only fun thing i have to do

  • @Ikuto1313
    @Ikuto1313 4 года назад +53

    Does anyone else feel a strange happiness, but also triggered when she pronounces feral as fear-al instead of fair-al?
    Just me?
    Ok.

  • @bruhgimmithoseantianxietym907
    @bruhgimmithoseantianxietym907 4 года назад +5

    Please dont die. I just found you and I love Thursday

  • @LenaVoices
    @LenaVoices 4 года назад +23

    My environment science class we were gonna do an experiment with swamp water but we just had various jars of swamp water and plants and they were referred to by me as "Canned swamp" and we found a snail during this time and it was great

  • @maya-tm1th
    @maya-tm1th 4 года назад +36

    I’m from the Okanagan Valley!!! Our version of Nessie is called the “Ogopogo” and I was always scared that it would bite my feet off if I swam too deep in the lake so that started my deep seeded fear of deep water. Anyway!! The Ogopogo was originally called N’ha-a-itk and was described as being a hostile beast that needed to be appeased by sacrificing small animals so that they could travel safely over the lake

    • @kirstenc6221
      @kirstenc6221 4 года назад +4

      maya
      ...So you’re telling me our girl really fed Ogopogo gummy worms and that’s why she lived
      Because if so, I’m 100% here for it

    • @clareelchuk3624
      @clareelchuk3624 4 года назад +2

      ...that’s an actual indigenous belief I think. Not the same as the Jersey Devil or Batboy

    • @tiactus
      @tiactus 4 года назад +1

      Hey! I'm from the Okanagan too! I know a few mayas, but I'm not sure if you're one I know. Do you go to MBSS too?? :O

    • @mothfet5186
      @mothfet5186 4 года назад +1

      @@kirstenc6221 absofuckinlutely my dude

    • @maya-tm1th
      @maya-tm1th 4 года назад +1

      @@tiactus haha nope I'm from vernon !! :v

  • @no3131
    @no3131 4 года назад +161

    When you watch all of these and want to be part of every. single. community. Like damn
    The vid is great tho

  • @olywilleventuallyanimate9646
    @olywilleventuallyanimate9646 4 года назад +6

    I have what I call, “Traumatized from a young age core” and it’s just all the weird dark-ish cores

  • @doublejoywilson
    @doublejoywilson 4 года назад +3

    I love watching these videos because i finally get to see what the context for the reblogs from the past week are

  • @soraya699
    @soraya699 4 года назад +33

    4:18 we are all immortal until proved mortal

    • @ah-bm7jk
      @ah-bm7jk 4 года назад +6

      Thats very threatening and I love it

    • @lukitchu2887
      @lukitchu2887 4 года назад +2

      I volunteer to prove my immortality 🙃🔪

  • @n.k-z5548
    @n.k-z5548 4 года назад +39

    that's it. I'm making a tumblr account and becoming a goblin.

  • @gryotharian
    @gryotharian 4 года назад +36

    “Spectral Moose” goes on to describe a regular moose

  • @placeholdername3887
    @placeholdername3887 4 года назад +18

    Everyone: F E E R A L
    Me, an intellectual: Rose well

  • @alicegoldstein4957
    @alicegoldstein4957 4 года назад +5

    OH MY GOD. I finally found a way to describe my friends: chaoscore.

  • @heaventoms8759
    @heaventoms8759 4 года назад +46

    7:22 Me, someone who lives in eastern Pennsylvania: 👀👀👀
    There are so many cryptids in PA it's madness. Do you know how many horror movies or shows are set here? Too many.

    • @bigsksksksksk6535
      @bigsksksksksk6535 4 года назад

      I'm right next to East Stroudsburg and istg there's so many cryptids here

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 года назад

      squonk. look the guy up.

    • @heaventoms8759
      @heaventoms8759 4 года назад

      @@ilulu5082 "The legend holds that the creatures skin is ill fitting, being covered with warts and that, because it is ashamed of its appearance it hides from plain sight, and spends most of its time weeping," says the Wiki. The squonk and I aren't so different after all.

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 года назад

      @@heaventoms8759 yeah. that's the bitch.

    • @heaventoms8759
      @heaventoms8759 4 года назад +1

      I feel compelled to share my own personal cryptid experience. I was at a gas station sitting in my friend's car with another friend while she was filling it up at the pump. There was a small man in all red (shirt AND pants) getting out of his also red car at the next pump over. He had a mustache and I jeered at my other friend in the car saying, "Look at freaking Mario over here." He looked around all shifty like and stood there, car still running, with the pump in his hand. He didn't move the entire time we were there and my friend and I were freaking out about it, motioning our other friend to hurry up so we could leave. When we left, he turned his head to look at our car and turned right back to the screen, not even filling his running car up. It was so weird and I think about it all the time.

  • @dummithicc1212
    @dummithicc1212 4 года назад +22

    Honestly the Bog witch sounds pretty cool ngl

  • @cykedout
    @cykedout 4 года назад +104

    i'm in a crypidcore discord server and we worship tina, boyporridge, furbys, worms and we are all dating the dashing mothman. we have a time

    • @jellyfishious_
      @jellyfishious_ 4 года назад +11

      That sounds like heaven to me

    • @cykedout
      @cykedout 4 года назад +9

      @@jellyfishious_ more like hell, a very fun chaotic hell

    • @yabits7527
      @yabits7527 4 года назад +2

      Gillian Adams god I wish that were me 😂😂

    • @jellyfishious_
      @jellyfishious_ 4 года назад +3

      @@cykedout well that just sounds even better!

    • @momosworld1489
      @momosworld1489 4 года назад +1

      May i..may i be invited to this server?

  • @comradefrommars
    @comradefrommars 4 года назад +21

    Æons is an internet anthropologist.

  • @TehBurntGrilledCheez
    @TehBurntGrilledCheez 4 года назад +7

    12:20 I too stan the Ogopogo.

  • @ah-bm7jk
    @ah-bm7jk 4 года назад +10

    I dedicate my life to being a town cryptic, catch my hanging around ominously in the woods

  • @jelloinsider450
    @jelloinsider450 4 года назад +31

    "I *wish* I was a immortal vampire"
    how do we know your not.....

  • @aquamarine13yt
    @aquamarine13yt 4 года назад +17

    This here is the entertainment that makes staying inside being bored out of your mind really worth it; apart from the virus itself floating around who knows where-

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 4 года назад +2

    My state cryptid is Goatman(Maryland)! Yes, State Cryptids are a thing!! I love goats so that's nice. Also, at 6:46, the book with the blue cover is a Trials Of Apollo book as indicated by the logo(the top of the A is visible).

  • @harperzen3941
    @harperzen3941 4 года назад +1

    About the ecosystem in a jar thing, in 4th grade i made something similar. we made fish tanks out of big soda bottles but we cut off the top and flipped it over and put a plant in so there is a plant on top of a fish.

  • @elicarson6134
    @elicarson6134 4 года назад +12

    TEYA, PLEASE REACH OUT TO KURTIS CONNER IM BEGGING U. y’all would make such an amazing video together

  • @user77797
    @user77797 4 года назад +6

    i’m being forced to homeschool and this video’s gonna get me through that lets go

  • @endymionredacted1304
    @endymionredacted1304 4 года назад +7

    I was literally JUST going through this tag, seriously you read my mind. I hope that you're doing okay btw, stay safe

  • @VampMoneyCollective
    @VampMoneyCollective 4 года назад +2

    I relate to crytidcore and chaoscore so much it scares me. My profile pic on Reddit is literally a worm on a string all distorted with the words EAT THE GOVERNMENT.

  • @captainmaeham8401
    @captainmaeham8401 3 года назад +1

    4:30 YES YOU DO! MY MOM GOT SOME FOR HERSELF WHEN SHE USED TO DO VAMPIRE BALLS WITH HER FRIENDS AND THEY ARE AMAZING!!!!!

  • @sirekthelizard902
    @sirekthelizard902 4 года назад +11

    Strange ÆONS uploads about cryptids
    Me INCHOHERNT OBBSESSION NOISES

  • @devon6236
    @devon6236 4 года назад +7

    I'm going to say this now. The Worm Moon was on my birthday.
    I am the Worm God.

  • @ELBERTOO
    @ELBERTOO 4 года назад +36

    This lesbian is touring herself by legitimately deep diving the sinful site we call tumbr

  • @marylizabetha
    @marylizabetha 4 года назад +1

    I live in Toronto and I feel like I saw you on a bus once and recognized you but couldn't figure out why cause I had only started watching your videos.

  • @PersonalZombie
    @PersonalZombie 4 года назад +11

    If you like: cool rocks, bones, being a feral gremlin in the woods, you are welcome in most the -core tags on tumblr

    • @mirror1643
      @mirror1643 4 года назад

      HUMAN! i like rocks and crafrt