When I use acronyms such as LOL or LMAO I use them not to express humor, but my crippling depression. They are a silent cry for help from this dark void of sadness. I used to use them genuinely, but as time went on I found myself meaning it less every time I used them. How many people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL," laugh their ass off when they say "LMAO," and roll on the floor laughing when they say "ROFL"? No one. This is the result of the pathetic world of lies we live in. As my depression grew stronger over the years I found myself questioning the true meaning of these acronyms when I used them. I decided they represent the mask of anonymous lies we live behind on the internet and since they are lies it makes sense that the user is experiencing the opposite emotion of what they actually express. I used these "humorous" acronyms on a layer of irony for several more years but no one noticed. No one paid attention to my wounded calls for help, my desperate cries for relief from this horrible life. I now seek to solve this problem on my own instead of relying on the cruel, heartless "humans" that dominate society today. Tonight I solve the problem once and for all, by ending my trial on the hell we call "earth." LMAO
in america the price of gas is too low, no worries about that... in italy we buy gasoline at nearly 2 euros per liter in certain places... near by me the price is around 1,60/1,80 euro/l... that thing is useless in italy, but is awesome
he wasnt enthused to talk about the bike at first but when he realized you were guessing accurately some of the shit he did to the bike he started grinning like the man child we all are on our bikes.
I worked for Harley, and the moment you start asking questions you probably know the answer to about technical shit, that tough silent biker turns into a total nerd who loves talking about bikes.
I find this to be the case, once oldheads realize that you aren't just a go fast boy and you wrench on your bikes they are happy to chat. I had an hour conversation with some old guy on a sports bike about carborators and after we talked he told me he was hestatant to talk to me cause I was on a grom with zero gear on but realized I was just a dumbass 24 year old male who thinks I'm invincible but at least knows how to repair shit
But we all know that Harleys has big heavy ineffective engines. An Asian or european engine with the same displacement as a HD would give alot more HP.
@@daffhead4975 not denying that simply stating that those bikes are fun and fast enough for most people, a 4 cylinder sport bike with 180 ish horsepower at a liter sacrifices reliability but at 1800cc honda can make reliably 4x as much as a 1800cc harley. just noting that, probably about 200hp reliably for a heavy bike yet most non sport bikes no matter the size make no where near 200HP, it is not needed for most people. a 10 hp moped is fun without feeling slow, at first. funner than a 255hp bmw. a 40 hp HD is fun and actually feels fast due to the open road nature. a true bike feels, awesome with any sort of real power. 120hp is actually a ton for a bike, not crazy, you will see bikes like that often ish but it is enough to have an insane amount of fun. high end sports car acceleration on 2 open wheels.
and just before he talks about nitrous you just see him kind of crawling back, swiping of the dust of his leather jacket and spitting out pieces of cement
That's bullshit there is no way this thing have 1200HP too much HP for a bike to support that amount of HP you need a cooling system the size of the bike it's self. Look for exmaple on the supercars with such HP numbers they all huge cooling systems so the engine won't blow up. This grampa is pulling numbers straight from his ass to look cool. I bet my left tecticle this thing is 600-700 HP Max and if it really does have 1200HP the engine will burn and fail when he'll try to rev the it or go fast. And it won't be faster than any 1000cc superbike because this bike weight at least 600+ kilos and lack the aerodynamics to go that fast also it probably have 2 gears transmission like in boss hoss which is not a fast bike comparing to 1000cc superbike.
@CryptoNite I do understand power to weight ratios very well. Who said this bike weight less than 700 kilos? Look at this thing and how bulky it is with full steal parts, This thing can easy weight a ton. As i said look at boss hoss for example 8200cc v8 500HP and weight 580 kilo dry, and it looks but slimer than this thing. To having good power to weight ratio it is a challenge for pure performance focused hyper cars and bikes which made from lightest materials. So you want to tell this grandpa made the best power to weight ratio machine by doing his project bike without caring about lighter materials better than the best engineers which have expertise in building hyper cars and bikes. Yeah right. Come on dude use a bit of logic.
@CryptoNite I gave you boss hoss as the example to this bike. They have some very common similarities but boss hoss looks much slimer with actual thought been done when it was deigned. This one looks bigger heavier and much less practical. We have no real info about this bike yet you just make assumptions. There is no point of arguing with intellectual dishonest person like yourself.
Anton Newman the additional weight of this bike is going to help it grab more traction (even though it won’t really grab any). St a certain point, power to weight ratio doesn’t matter all that much. Let’s say this bike weighs 1200 pounds. With a 1200 horsepower motor, that’s a 1:1 power to weight ratio. Not many vehicles have achieved that. Let’s say it weighs 1500 pounds. It’s still an insanely good power to weight ratio. And you said the cooling would be an issue but it wouldn’t be that much of an issue. It’s alcohol injected, allowing the motor to run cooler. The motor is exposed which is going to allow the motor to be cooled further. The cooling of this engine isn’t very challenging if you understand how to do it. The power of this engine isn’t very challenging if you know how to reliably build power. The challenge of this entire thing, is building a bike that will fit this engine, AKA, building a bike around the motor. That’s exactly what was done with this bike. It’s an LS7. They’re easy to make power out of and pretty reliable. The fact that it is on a motor cycle platform makes cooling easier than it would be in a car because you can get much more air sucked into the motor on a bike. Does the engine make 1200 HP? I’m not saying it does or it doesn’t. I’m just saying it’s very possible for it to, and if it were to make 1200 HP, it would not shock me in the slightest. Also, Yes, it would be the fastest bike on the road. Hands down.
No idea who he is but he had to have been an automotive engineer at some point, probably working with race car or bike designers. The average guy doesn't even dream of those ridiculous features.
What a genuine interaction. You could tell he loved listening to your questions after you showed you understood what you were looking at. Great job yall
Watched a video of one get laid over well if you wanna called it laid over but the damn thing looked like it was still sitting with a kick stand down the headers stopped it from falling on its side
*Cop:* Sir, do you know why I stopped you?
*That dude:* Cuz I ran out of fuel
ain't this smokey's?
Lol
:))
@OpTiCcRoWn Fluffy's Joke xD damn good stuff
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABABAHAHAHAHABXBX XJDIDJSHSBSBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZJXIXIXJSNSNE E B SUXUXU UXIEKENEBR DJEIXUXU HDUEJRJ
Obviously the old man doesn't want to die in a nursing home.
Underrated as fuck lol
So underated
lmao
He’s probably not that old
@@alfalion305 If you ride a motorcycle you will never be old.
Old Guy: Revs it
*gets off and starts refilling his gas tank.
lmaoo
I havent laughed out loud at a comment in years...
@@Remzly yo same this one broke my streak too
lmfaooo
that's funny, out west some gas stations are more than 64 miles apart, then what?
This is a dude that will tell Harley riders to get a "Real bike"
Tell em to go get titanium ball replacements.. holy shiet
What do you mean bout real bike? My fixie is a real bike
@@dikhetto It's a thing bikers say . Just ignore it
@Quirin nope it's a thing that fucktards Wannabe "riders" say to a real guy which enjoy his bike (harley or not, big engine or not)
@@andreipanaite990 Congrats on being the most negative person on this comment section.
Cop: so sir what are you riding?
Him: an engine
Taras cops not catching him😂
@@christiangutierrez2014 lol
Ha
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙊🙉🙈
It'll pass everything on the road except for the next gas station.
Brandyn Leo 😂 fucking facts
James Flint this guy literally said it’s faster than his h2 it’s a v8 twin supercharged bike you don’t know what you’re talking about
@James Flint oh trust me it will pass anything on the road with 1200 hp
@James Flint If you think a 1200 Horse, Twin Supercharged LS7 Swapped Motorcycle isn't fast you're a legitimate dumbass.
@James Flint lol do you even own a car?
*Cop:* Any modifications on your bicycle, sir?
*Epic guy:* Stock.
Cop: oh OK I believe u
as far as Mountain Boss Hoss is concerned it is stock....google
cop: any upgrades available for this model?
Guy: F14
@YASH INGLE nah...really?
YASH INGLE and meth injection
Fuck a traffic cop. Traffic cop sounds better than extortionist for the state.
At first: calls him man
After rev: *calls him "sir"*
Cul Doode Lmao
lol hahahhhaa
When I use acronyms such as LOL or LMAO I use them not to express humor, but my crippling depression. They are a silent cry for help from this dark void of sadness. I used to use them genuinely, but as time went on I found myself meaning it less every time I used them. How many people actually laugh out loud when they say "LOL," laugh their ass off when they say "LMAO," and roll on the floor laughing when they say "ROFL"? No one. This is the result of the pathetic world of lies we live in. As my depression grew stronger over the years I found myself questioning the true meaning of these acronyms when I used them. I decided they represent the mask of anonymous lies we live behind on the internet and since they are lies it makes sense that the user is experiencing the opposite emotion of what they actually express. I used these "humorous" acronyms on a layer of irony for several more years but no one noticed. No one paid attention to my wounded calls for help, my desperate cries for relief from this horrible life. I now seek to solve this problem on my own instead of relying on the cruel, heartless "humans" that dominate society today. Tonight I solve the problem once and for all, by ending my trial on the hell we call "earth." LMAO
@@Fosi94 wait what
@@bkackmagic555 LMAO my friend. LMAO
No surprise you met the guy at gas station lol
8 miles a gallon, dafuk, this thing is useless...
It's obviously for quick fun or races
best coment for this video xDD
same train of thoughts comes when you buy a supercar, if you have supercar money, you have fuel money, this guy got it too
in america the price of gas is too low, no worries about that... in italy we buy gasoline at nearly 2 euros per liter in certain places... near by me the price is around 1,60/1,80 euro/l... that thing is useless in italy, but is awesome
*Has a 1200 hp V8 Twin supercharged cruiser with n2o with another 454 build in progress*
Acts completely nonchalant about it.
Clout god yes, now that's the people we need around 👌
Doesn't even wear gear.
jdoughertygsr its a cruiser cruiser riders dont typically wear gear besides a jacket jeans and boots lol
jdoughertygsr like it will make a difference when he crashes with that thing
Issac Rudio ^^^^
he wasnt enthused to talk about the bike at first but when he realized you were guessing accurately some of the shit he did to the bike he started grinning like the man child we all are on our bikes.
I worked for Harley, and the moment you start asking questions you probably know the answer to about technical shit, that tough silent biker turns into a total nerd who loves talking about bikes.
flounder2760 once he knew the other rider knew more then bikes go fast he was glade to share.
So wholesome
He's a certified maniac
I find this to be the case, once oldheads realize that you aren't just a go fast boy and you wrench on your bikes they are happy to chat. I had an hour conversation with some old guy on a sports bike about carborators and after we talked he told me he was hestatant to talk to me cause I was on a grom with zero gear on but realized I was just a dumbass 24 year old male who thinks I'm invincible but at least knows how to repair shit
Is this a good starter bike?
Edit: just woke up from a coma. Not indeed a good starter bike
*Yes.*
*Yes*
Absolutely
The only starter bike.
Ofcourse
Does one Rev.....gets off and starts filling up with gas again...
Jesus and I could believe it I know those gas guzzlers
Underrated Comment
@@unlockwrath can agree with that
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh😂
He didn't build a motorcycle with an LS7, he built an LS7 with a motorcycle around it
It's like the A10 of motorcycles
@@TKOfromJohn yessss 😂😂
@@TKOfromJohn Fuck. I was about to say that
@@TKOfromJohn EXACLY!!!!
He didn't build it. It was made by boss hoss
*Accidentally spins the throttle too hard*
*SPAWNS IN 2079*
this is how we escape 2020 lol
coma till its ova!
or maybe its a portal, or time machine to the future, or to the 80's lol
@@davidtheawesomeone5358 time machine... more like time engine
Wtf look at your likes
@@karma8268 my comments usually go up to this amount for some reason...
sometimes even 10k+
probably cuz im retarded
OMG that was the funniest comment ever! You, sir, win the internet!
Finally understanding how it feels to chew 5 gum.
LOL🤣🤣🤣
Yes:)😂
I swear that bike has like 90% of the power of shaggy. That old man lives the life. His grave Will say. "went 2nd gear"
That's to good xD I think he only has two gears
just laught so much xD fuck this xD
I'm the 100th like on this comment. Woohoo! That would be a cool headstone too
@@-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 woah i didnt know i had that many lol
Mango _ Mochi PFFFT
"Watch how fast I can go!"
*revs engine in neutral, flies 10 feet over handlebars*
Robert S. Lmfao 😂😂😂
Omfg I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robert S lmao ouch my stomach hurts😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh 😭😭😭😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Old guy: *(revs)*
*[Loading world, building terrain...]*
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"how much did that bike cost you?"
"what?"
"the bike"
"engine*"
if i had a bike with 10% of that power, my life expectancy would drop significantly
Normal bigger bikes are 10% that
120 hp is not that much for a bike tho
@@anybudz it's a good bit actually. not super great sports bike territory, but not bad. A lot of modern Harley's make like 65ish hp
But we all know that Harleys has big heavy ineffective engines. An Asian or european engine with the same displacement as a HD would give alot more HP.
@@daffhead4975 not denying that simply stating that those bikes are fun and fast enough for most people, a 4 cylinder sport bike with 180 ish horsepower at a liter sacrifices reliability but at 1800cc honda can make reliably 4x as much as a 1800cc harley. just noting that, probably about 200hp reliably for a heavy bike yet most non sport bikes no matter the size make no where near 200HP, it is not needed for most people. a 10 hp moped is fun without feeling slow, at first. funner than a 255hp bmw. a 40 hp HD is fun and actually feels fast due to the open road nature. a true bike feels, awesome with any sort of real power. 120hp is actually a ton for a bike, not crazy, you will see bikes like that often ish but it is enough to have an insane amount of fun. high end sports car acceleration on 2 open wheels.
If the dude dies riding it, he goes to heaven just on sheer power of momentum lol
he's just making a clever comment nobody gives a fuck about your beliefs just appreciate the humour.
@Richard Hopkins You don't exist.
@neklad Damn right
@@danielhg9405 this guy really took it srsly didnt he slt😔
RC Mecanic nah this dude can travel between time and space in 1st gear
Old man: "Check this out..." Full throttles it - 400MPH smack into the building ahead. "And that's without nitrous"...
and just before he talks about nitrous you just see him kind of crawling back, swiping of the dust of his leather jacket and spitting out pieces of cement
Man: spool's up bike
Man: rev's bike
Bike: EJECT-O SEAT-O CUZZ!!!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO 😂😂💀
He’s a professional badass. Dude wasn’t even too keen on talking about it until you showed that you could actually appreciate what he’s done
Probably used to too many "wow big bike" comments and no one who new what it actually was.
When you're gonna die but the grim reaper has to catch you first
Oscar Quinteros he’ll get em at the gas station
@@michaellayne4500 and fast too
Oscar Quinteros beautiful comment just beautiful
"They say death catches up to everyone... Theheheh he can certainly try"
Oscar Quinteros I was your 1k like 💯
H2: I fear no bike
This thing: (starts)
H2: But that thing... it just ran out of gas but I’m still scared
this Boss Hoss probably does 70mph on fumes
60 miles with a single tank, this guy better have a subscription with every gas station in town
I’m very surprised that much horsepower can drag that dudes massive balls around. Impressive!
JettaLife 87 his balls weigh more than the engine.
How cute. He put a motorcycle on an engine.
wittypiddy underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
Shame on him im gonna put a mototcycle on a top fuel dragster 5000hp+
@@skyquinnc6960 I have a two pedal bike and I have taped a water bike at the back of my bike to make the VROOOMMM MM sound
@@sessna nice bacon hair
Let the old guy enjoy himself, tf
Instead of "is that a supra?!" Meme now we can change to "is that a v8!?"
Underrated comment 🤣
The jdm boys would never
If you look closely, you'll see he's got a bike on the engine
Oh my god I did not realise
If the ghost rider decided to retire in human form I believe we just seen him at this gas station
Wow that would be fucking awesome and those were good movies
I think this guy is the reason why ghost rider exist
@AstronomyToday Ghost Rider does exist.
How it feels when that level 204 joins your game...
What game are you playing that has a lvl 204? 😂😂
204 pfff! More like 99999
Scott D. bo3
😱
Dark souls 3
Engine: how much hp and torque do you want?
Driver: Yes
Cop: you know why I pulled you over?
Owner: because I let you
that's funny
He doesn't need viagra, his wife just sits on the bike for 10 seconds 🤣😂🤣
That bike has 100 times more hp than my bike. 😂😂😂
@gwfv No, it's a Honda Unicorn 150. Makes 12.7 hp!
@@niharjadhav3286 we all start somewhere
@@nerfninja661 except for a lot of us folks that 'somewhere' is where you begin and end at
@Oliver DePauw I win. Its 400 times more powerful than mine
When you drop the clutch and the earth stops spinning
Imagine if he accidentally let the clutch slip, lol,,,,,I can get 12 miles in 7 minutes on mine,
Dave ffs 😂 good one.
It has no clutch. It’s a power glide transmission. You know an automatic lol
@@tyler7992 Wait what? Noooo you can't be serious, pfft next you'll be telling me the world wouldn't stop spinning
The bible says the earth is flat and non rotating
I'm so glad I didn't see this in November
Ha Gay!!!!
COP: SO WHAT ARE YOU RIDING?
THAT GUY: AN ENGINE
Dan looking at his future self -
Years from now he will be the chick on the back.
LOL 😂
I cried. And I think Dan cried too.
I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t comment back on this
hahaha yooo
That was classic! LOL
Person with an 1000cc motorcycle : yo im fast af
The man w 1200hp bike: hold my nos bottle
7000cc supercharged, alcohol injected NOS bike.
That's bullshit there is no way this thing have 1200HP too much HP for a bike to support that amount of HP you need a cooling system the size of the bike it's self. Look for exmaple on the supercars with such HP numbers they all huge cooling systems so the engine won't blow up. This grampa is pulling numbers straight from his ass to look cool. I bet my left tecticle this thing is 600-700 HP Max and if it really does have 1200HP the engine will burn and fail when he'll try to rev the it or go fast. And it won't be faster than any 1000cc superbike because this bike weight at least 600+ kilos and lack the aerodynamics to go that fast also it probably have 2 gears transmission like in boss hoss which is not a fast bike comparing to 1000cc superbike.
@CryptoNite I do understand power to weight ratios very well. Who said this bike weight less than 700 kilos? Look at this thing and how bulky it is with full steal parts, This thing can easy weight a ton. As i said look at boss hoss for example 8200cc v8 500HP and weight 580 kilo dry, and it looks but slimer than this thing. To having good power to weight ratio it is a challenge for pure performance focused hyper cars and bikes which made from lightest materials. So you want to tell this grandpa made the best power to weight ratio machine by doing his project bike without caring about lighter materials better than the best engineers which have expertise in building hyper cars and bikes. Yeah right. Come on dude use a bit of logic.
@CryptoNite I gave you boss hoss as the example to this bike. They have some very common similarities but boss hoss looks much slimer with actual thought been done when it was deigned. This one looks bigger heavier and much less practical. We have no real info about this bike yet you just make assumptions. There is no point of arguing with intellectual dishonest person like yourself.
Anton Newman the additional weight of this bike is going to help it grab more traction (even though it won’t really grab any). St a certain point, power to weight ratio doesn’t matter all that much. Let’s say this bike weighs 1200 pounds. With a 1200 horsepower motor, that’s a 1:1 power to weight ratio. Not many vehicles have achieved that. Let’s say it weighs 1500 pounds. It’s still an insanely good power to weight ratio. And you said the cooling would be an issue but it wouldn’t be that much of an issue. It’s alcohol injected, allowing the motor to run cooler. The motor is exposed which is going to allow the motor to be cooled further. The cooling of this engine isn’t very challenging if you understand how to do it. The power of this engine isn’t very challenging if you know how to reliably build power. The challenge of this entire thing, is building a bike that will fit this engine, AKA, building a bike around the motor. That’s exactly what was done with this bike. It’s an LS7. They’re easy to make power out of and pretty reliable. The fact that it is on a motor cycle platform makes cooling easier than it would be in a car because you can get much more air sucked into the motor on a bike. Does the engine make 1200 HP? I’m not saying it does or it doesn’t. I’m just saying it’s very possible for it to, and if it were to make 1200 HP, it would not shock me in the slightest. Also, Yes, it would be the fastest bike on the road. Hands down.
Something the Doom Slayer would ride
I mean, it drinks gasoline faster than a shuttle.
*He drive on a highway *
The highway:. " I'm a highway to hell"
*"is that 1200hp with the nitrous shot?"*
dude shakes his head like "you're kidding right?"
Kawasaki: here’s our new H2R
This guy: hold my beer
You misspelled *keg*
El kawasaki alcanza los 400 km / h, es deportivo y gasta mucho menos que eso lol
@@renzo1131 I willo deporto youo
H2 would dust this thing
How about the acceleration???who will win
Legit put a smile on my face when i heard that thing rev
“I want one rev, please”
“You’re paying for the gas then”
Underrated comment 😂
Legend says he's still refuelling
Dans next video:
"I sold my H2, and here's why.."
at first : calls him man
after rev : calls him Sir
Your Enthusiasm and respect for your elders is admirable
So how much horsepower do you want on that bike? him: Y E S
Retired man with money
"Hold my Beer"
no he would just do while holding his beer
No idea who he is but he had to have been an automotive engineer at some point, probably working with race car or bike designers. The average guy doesn't even dream of those ridiculous features.
ay ayy ghostemane community
That man IS the Hoss Boss for all the Boss Hoss's out there
This video still gets me every time I watch it !!!!
I’m getting ready to start riding and I was wondering if this would be a good bike for a beginner
Oh yeah defiantly.
It definetly is, but it’d take some time to find one
If you know how to ride then yea but just take it slow and be safe goodluck in getting a bike.🖒
Boss hoss down here in Tennessee makes the chevy v8 custom bikes you just need a small fortune
No. Youll outgrow it almost instantly
You can't JUST ask this man for a rev, he probably burnt through half a gallon doing it lol.
Poor dude looked so disappointed when he was asked for the rev, like "Goddamnit Im going straight back to the pump after this"
"yes officer it's stock"
Me: how fast does it go?
The old man:
*yes*
That old man has a lot of power between his legs
.. Giggity
And a very vvveeryy big set of balls to go with it
Motomar That old man has a lot of power between his legs...
...His bike is also powerful
This comments section😂😂😂
"Who else but quagmire!"
Lmao
He can break any speed limit
*without letting the clutch*
DINGO KIS dude
I’m so confused
I think he means without even changing gears.
@@greglarson4253 its probably automatic for an engine that size
The funny things is...it's automatic
*Mechanic:* "You want it fast, or super fast?"
*Epic guy:* -Yes
All of it hahahaha
Love this level of interaction. You're both so genuinely chill to one another.
I've seen that guy at bike week in Daytona. He always leaves the gas station smoking the tires on that beast, thing is a insane
Dude we need him to get a youtube channel, or atleast a vid of that taking off !
Dude post some vids about it tf
At bike week right now saw this bike yesterday 😂
When I was at bike week this year I saw about 6 of those just at the speedway.
Smokes the tires leaving one gas station on the way to the next.
Someone: asking me what a good starter bike would be
Me:
Lol
Lmao
$$$
You could hear how happy this man was to speak about his bike to a guy who was honestly interrested
in germany we say: "ist das eingetragen?"
Stillgelegt
GreyWolf_2408 wirklich nein...
Haha ich denke mal nicht
TüV: Verlassen sie Augenblicklich das Geländeeeee!
Wenn das die farradcops wüssten
Legend has it that he’s so fast on that bike that old age can’t even catch up
Not even death will catch up the man
HE wrapped the space time and shifted into the higher dimension. LOL
How do you have that bike and only been to 150?! Wtf 🤣
Max Wrist do it i wanna see this for research purposes of course
Besides the fact it will smoke tires maybe he was a little scared 😂
MAX you gotta take this one to street racing ahahah
Max Wrist I bet the death wobble is why
because he is like 110 years old XD
This is so American. Just show this to a commie to turn him into a capitalist.
in mother russia the bike drives you.. but the bike is a 50cc 2 stroke on a "new" bicycle from 1899
Valknut Gaming Lololo
He doesn't want to talk about your corvette. It's insignificant in this conversation.
Both guys so excited to talk about that bike. Olg guy had huge smile while telling about that monster
you: lvl 1 crook
old guy: lvl 100 🅱️oss
Sebastian Lange he’s one of those bosses that just has a red skull above his head
andrew prehay you mean ghost rider ?
Ruggezugge zagg no lol like video game boss that doesn’t have a level just a skull icon
Sebastian Lange 800th like
thats how mafia works
I love how happy this guy is to have someone truly appreciate his bike
What a genuine interaction. You could tell he loved listening to your questions after you showed you understood what you were looking at. Great job yall
Custom bike shop: How many hp are you aiming sir?
Old man: Yes.
All of it!
“Push it to the limit” 🎶
old man; any spare F14s available?
Hahahahahahhaa
Devin Hernandez one more timeeee
Really...i mean REALLY.....you didnt film him driving of.....🤔
right wtf?
Off*
@@ammoz8331
Yeah sorry bout that....english isnt my native language....
Thats bc if u watch til the end and the vid ends u will see that he is still right there dumbass
Outdoor Survival yeah but he will leave and could’ve waited for him to leave chill dude
I activated the subtitles and when he started up the subtitles told me "Music".
Finally. RUclips did something good 🔥
Bros smile is equal parts insane and happy
When an H2 isn't enough 😂
when three H2's isn't enough'* xD
*a
*aren't
ah so your last name is also schlegel? bitch, since when is correcting people something bad? if noone tells anything they won't learn, jesus
AAAAAh bitch, you ain't going to fix the internet's grammar problem by yourself. So don't bother. Let it be, gee.
"There is always someone faster" is no longer relevant, we just found the FASTEST guy you can run into on the street.
Apparently he live his life riding gas station to gas station.
the happiness this guy gets from talking to another guy about his insane motorcycle is so wholesome.
some people just talk, that guy walks the walk too. much respect for building that beast.
I’d be scared to drive a CAR with that much horsepower. He must carry his balls in a bowling ball bag.😂
He needs the extra hp to compensate for his balls
That 1200 horsepower is only for 1 of his balls.
@@DhirC35 And that is why he is building another bike
That's the point of that huge engine, it needs that much power just to carry his massive balls around 😂😂
A sidecar😂😂
Once the torque flings it sideways, they're gonna have to call in a crane to pick that thing back up
For his balls too
JJ J If it falls on the left side, the torque will help you put it up again... 😂😂
Watched a video of one get laid over well if you wanna called it laid over but the damn thing looked like it was still sitting with a kick stand down the headers stopped it from falling on its side
If anyone is curious the bike is a Hoss Boss and comes with a V8
"-Dude, no, he's got a bike!"
"Hah, a bike? that's not a bike. This is a bike!"
great line from crocodile dundee, that was a really cool scene
I have a 2 leg powered bike with a bottle of water that cools my body when riding. 😭
gay
Hp?
Robert Yancy 1/5th Hp on a good day
@@gravydavy9930 why
Also Uno reverse card
😂😂😂😂
And he doesn’t have a helmet 😂
A real man.
In that a helmet isnt gonna save him
@@israelgomez3947 what if you get sand or something in your eyes, thats really dangerous in high speeds
@@eeromakinen4222 he had glasses
@@zionauel8616 oh i didnt see them because he took em off
Finally. A bike with my Carmaro engine!!!! Twin Procharged V8s are very rare on the street!
Cop:Do you know you i stop you?
The dude with the 1200hp bike: Cuz i let u? =)
The engine is big enough for this to be called a cyclemotor
Underated commet xD
@@Steinersgarage best back comment
actually its a drivecycle
Airforce pilot:look i got a f16.
that dude : thats cute son .
With a prop it probably would fly
I am deaf.
That bike is capable of crossing hell in 1 day 🗿🗿
Revs in neutral and almost flew of the seat🤣
This makes the h2r look like a vespa
HN ELITE the h2 would probably still win, sense it can handle its power. while this thing will just sit there spinning
Steven Freeman true
HN ELITE awesome bike tho, sounds fucking great
Steven Freeman yh, can't beat the sound of a v8.
H2 would win in almost anything, except a dyno comp. Its a show piece bike, its made because it can be made.
Real men put that engine set up on a razor scooter.
I've got that exact setup on my ripstick.
Mate i shoved that uo my ass and now i run like 1000 cheetas
Y’all need jezus
I put on on my pogo stick
I have a 3hp briggs and stratton in a razor dirtbike frame if y'all wanna check it out on my instagram. Its @__ethan_perez__
he didnt motorcycle, then engine
he did engine, then motorcycle
Never in my life did i ever think id see a corvette motorcycle hybrid, but i saw one, with fucking prochargers.
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