METAL GEAR SOLID V GROUND ZEROES - $40 DEMO (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @spinningninja2
    @spinningninja2 3 года назад +33

    I like that Yahtzee actually went through the trouble of drawing a little snake just for the credits section

  • @SlayerOfGames1
    @SlayerOfGames1 9 лет назад +594

    "did i ever tell you about the rabbits metal gear?"
    "yes are they down that shotgun barrel"
    "yes metal gear, have a closer look"
    that was bloody hilarious

    • @thegrouchization
      @thegrouchization 9 лет назад +30

      MR contra An excellent reference to Of Mice and Men.

    • @harxciii
      @harxciii 8 лет назад +21

      "What are you hiding behind your back?"

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 8 лет назад +5

      +MR contra stay away from curley's wife metal gear

    • @Isaacfess
      @Isaacfess 6 лет назад +2

      Oh god I love that book.

    • @s4tchm0j0n3s
      @s4tchm0j0n3s 4 года назад

      Literally started reading this comment as he started saying it.

  • @PonzooonTheGreat
    @PonzooonTheGreat 9 лет назад +630

    See, the quality over quantity argument only goes so far. Portal was a fantastic game, Yahtzee couldn't find a single fault with it, but you would still never pay full price for it NOR did valve attempt to charge full price for it.

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 9 лет назад +54

      Sneezee Burgg 3 games for the price of one! And it also came with Episode 1 and episode 0 for some reason so actually it was 5 games for the price of one!

    • @duck74UK
      @duck74UK 9 лет назад +5

      Zatchooze Naut Actually wasnt the orange box cheaper than full price?

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 9 лет назад +30

      ***** pretty sure it was indeed cheaper than standard price.

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 9 лет назад +5

      Probably. I got it free with a graphics card.

    • @TheZombieCurryKid
      @TheZombieCurryKid 9 лет назад

      PonzooonTheGreat It was 40 bucks.

  • @B4raCk0s4Ma
    @B4raCk0s4Ma 9 лет назад +142

    Flash forward a year later and now it's free for Playstation Plus members. How appropriate.

    • @sasquatchhohman8241
      @sasquatchhohman8241 8 лет назад +12

      No, not really. Still looks horrid.

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 8 лет назад +5

      +Barack Osama
      Well it's only fair that Sony would buy you a present for making you pay for your internet-connection twice.

    • @B4raCk0s4Ma
      @B4raCk0s4Ma 8 лет назад

      MrFalconfly when did they make you pay twice

    • @ShadowFalcon
      @ShadowFalcon 8 лет назад +5

      Barack Osama
      Well I already pay my internet service provider for my internet access, so I'll be buggered if I'm going to pay Sony to play games on the bloody internet with my mates.

    • @Hobojo153
      @Hobojo153 8 лет назад

      +MrFalconfly I think most people pay for it for the free games.

  • @linkno1
    @linkno1 10 лет назад +51

    It's nice when he can complete an entire game in time for a review.

  • @gabrieltdelima
    @gabrieltdelima 10 лет назад +448

    i know this guy is awesome because he basically made fun of my favorite franchise for 5 minutes and I loved the review.
    Also because I watched 80% of his videos in one week

    • @DKPaladinX
      @DKPaladinX 10 лет назад +1

      Awesome :)

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 10 лет назад

      How was the 48+ hours of no sleep? Or did you ration it out to six hours a day?

    • @gabrieltdelima
      @gabrieltdelima 10 лет назад +5

      actually is being 2-4 hours a day and I'm not even fucking joking

    • @woollerland
      @woollerland 10 лет назад +5

      Been there :D

    • @ThisIsDex
      @ThisIsDex 10 лет назад +2

      woollerland Done that.

  • @Viking102938
    @Viking102938 10 лет назад +69

    He ripped into this game so hard that the end credits came back from the dead :V

  • @ghostfreak1309
    @ghostfreak1309 9 лет назад +176

    Yahtzee: "I'm gonna harp like an angel with Parkinson's Disease!"
    Me: "That's a lyre..."

    • @luigivercotti6410
      @luigivercotti6410 4 года назад +15

      You better not behave harphazardly with your puns

  • @Mycatsnameiswednesday
    @Mycatsnameiswednesday 10 лет назад +574

    Honestly, Noone and I mean NOONE would defend this if it didn't have Metal Gear slapped on the top.

    • @Stevefrench644
      @Stevefrench644 10 лет назад +58

      Noone, eh? Noone? NOONE!

    • @Mycatsnameiswednesday
      @Mycatsnameiswednesday 10 лет назад +40

      dammit... no one... I'm so ashamed :c

    • @iXephyr
      @iXephyr 10 лет назад +64

      Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @consumerofsouls8635
      @consumerofsouls8635 10 лет назад +13

      It does have solid gameplay, good visuals and soundtrack and arguably interesting premise for an interesting story.

    • @supergoron1
      @supergoron1 10 лет назад +20

      Consumer of Souls Which sadly makes this whole ordeal more painful. If it were just a completely $#@! game that did this then we would all mock it and then completely forget about, but now it's like finding the worlds most talented midget. So many glimpses of something fantastic but then you find out that he/she is too short and can't do many things because of that height.....also he/she stole $40 from you when you weren't looking.

  • @ChristophBrinkmann
    @ChristophBrinkmann 10 лет назад +57

    To those of you bemoaning how Yahtzee criticized the game for gender issues:
    Number of times Yahtzee references how the female character is portrayed: Once.
    Number of references to the stupidity and arrogance displayed by charging nearly full price for a demo at least 4 and probably mkre.
    So, which is the more pressing issue? Sexism or highway robbery?

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 10 лет назад +15

      Obviously I mean "more" but unless I correct it, there will be a decade long flame war over the typo.

    • @zantanzuken
      @zantanzuken 10 лет назад +5

      Christoph Brinkmann is it too late to point out there's an edit feature on youtube comments now...? delete too, mouse over your comment and poke the arrow at the right.

    • @kewltyler44
      @kewltyler44 10 лет назад

      Actually, this wasn't the first time he talked about the games use of women. He's mentioned it a few times in the past.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 10 лет назад +8

      I am specifically referring to this video, and this video only. Some previous poster was angry because Yahtzee called out MGS' s female character while completely ignoring the real issue, despite Yahtzee bringing it up manh many times in this video. The whole $40 for a demo thing is disgusting and I can only hope that Konami gets bit in the ass really hard and often for it so they never pull this anticonsumer BS on any future games they release.

    • @kewltyler44
      @kewltyler44 10 лет назад +4

      Oh ok. Sorry.

  • @CorellianSmuggler
    @CorellianSmuggler 10 лет назад +11

    "I'm gonna harp like an angel with Parkinson's Disease" may just be the best simile I've ever heard.

  • @Last555555555
    @Last555555555 8 лет назад +60

    Alright, I voted for the Escapist, now who wants to annex the Sudetenland with me?

    • @TheFoodtubers
      @TheFoodtubers 8 лет назад +3

      Fuck that, it's anschluss time! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿

    • @captainwilts2244
      @captainwilts2244 7 лет назад

      Last555555555 Oh yes I hear the Synagogues there are great !

    • @yedr8306
      @yedr8306 7 лет назад +2

      Last555555555 how about we demand Danzig as well ?

  • @deathhzrd
    @deathhzrd 9 лет назад +575

    yahtzee is the only reviewer on youtube who i can trust

    • @zanmaru139
      @zanmaru139 9 лет назад +37

      MirumExMachina TotalBiscuit is pretty trustworthy.

    • @HiLoMusic
      @HiLoMusic 9 лет назад +18

      Zanmaru Nah he's got some pretty bad judgement sometimes.

    • @MaddieFrankX
      @MaddieFrankX 9 лет назад +12

      Hi & Lo But he usually goes for the technical aspects of PC games, which is always nice to know before buying them.

    • @HiLoMusic
      @HiLoMusic 9 лет назад +13

      MaddXav What I dislike about him is that he seems to think his judgement is the best one, and anyone who disagrees with him is wrong.

    • @MaddieFrankX
      @MaddieFrankX 9 лет назад +12

      Hi & Lo You are kinda right, but I still haven't met a critic that doesn't think that way.

  • @Butterworthy
    @Butterworthy 10 лет назад +130

    This is the funniest Yahtzee review I've seen in a while. That could also be due to my absolute loathing of the balls it takes to release a goddamned demo that you charge people almost the price of a full game for.

    • @vexedrat1874
      @vexedrat1874 Год назад

      And I thought $60 for a 3 hour game was bad.

  • @ImprovmanZero
    @ImprovmanZero 10 лет назад +82

    Why on this green Earth would I pay $40 for a demo! The demo is what tells you if the game is worth buying.

    • @SuperGiorgi22
      @SuperGiorgi22 10 лет назад +18

      Because the earth won't be green soon

    • @DainnGreywall
      @DainnGreywall 10 лет назад +24

      Thank you... i totally agree with you, and it's simple... because the average consumer is DUMB... yes... the average consumer is nothing more than a bitch following the footsteps of their favorite producer. Trust me, they could've put the price to 50 bucks ((full fucking price)) and people would've bought it because they're retarded

    • @SilverStarSong7
      @SilverStarSong7 10 лет назад +2

      Dainn Greywall I bet you're a hardcore atheist counter-culture guy too.

    • @ImprovmanZero
      @ImprovmanZero 10 лет назад +15

      SilverStarSong7
      Why he didn't mention God once?

    • @jtnachos16
      @jtnachos16 10 лет назад +6

      SilverStarSong7
      He may be, but can you really say his general direction is wrong? Everyday I see people pay $2 more for a bag of cheetos than the store brand that is almost identical in all ways except packaging.

  • @Luciffrit
    @Luciffrit 10 лет назад +15

    He missed the part about the audio logs. That sent chills down my spine.

  • @Northstarswap
    @Northstarswap 10 лет назад +45

    He sounds so drunk at 0.5 speed.

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf 10 лет назад +15

    I think this is the first time in my life I've been happy to be brought back to Of Mice and Men xD

  • @pinkiepie6443
    @pinkiepie6443 10 лет назад +38

    That explains how I found a 9 minute long speed run of that game. I thought it was just like one mission or something. but thats the WHOLE game??

    • @Rebellions
      @Rebellions 10 лет назад +14

      The one I found was 5 minute 28 second long speedrun, it's pretty ridiculous.

    • @maartenboy37
      @maartenboy37 10 лет назад +1

      Yes it is! Check angry Joe's review!

    • @fatedanarchy1756
      @fatedanarchy1756 10 лет назад +7

      There are plenty of games with significantly longer campaigns with speedruns around the same time. I'm not speaking on the length of Metal Gear Ground Zeroes but using speedruns as an indicator for overall length is faulty.

    • @pinkiepie6443
      @pinkiepie6443 10 лет назад +2

      Adrian Holloway I wasnt using speedruns as length, just a... Surprising little detail type thing.

    • @LordFiscus
      @LordFiscus 10 лет назад

      Pinkie Pie And this game's supposed to be a sequel to IV? Huh.

  • @cheetoschrist5685
    @cheetoschrist5685 8 лет назад +38

    ¨he runs this sort of party bus service for mercenaries but there's this 2 kids who hang around his base¨
    that must be the best description of D I A M O N D D O G S ever

  • @darkknightgamer123
    @darkknightgamer123 10 лет назад +31

    HAHAHAHA
    That Of Mice and Men reference!

  • @64UPAllGOD
    @64UPAllGOD 10 лет назад +13

    YES! The outro is back!

  • @adammccormick95
    @adammccormick95 10 лет назад +80

    Paz isn't an underage child, she pretended to be 16 in Peace Walker but she's really in her 20's.

    • @Castrimaris
      @Castrimaris 10 лет назад +17

      Yup; this is the problem with a series that has a story going 20 years;

    • @LowLevelPro777
      @LowLevelPro777 10 лет назад +62

      Still doesn't make the hinted rape and vagina bomb any less disturbing

    • @LowLevelPro777
      @LowLevelPro777 10 лет назад +28

      FlameBringer84 That really doesn't make it any less horrible and wrong. I mean, Spec Ops highlighted a lot of terrible things in war, made huge impacts, and I don't remember such things as slicing open a woman's chest to get a bomb out, implied rape, or implied bomb up the v

    • @skysnow2495
      @skysnow2495 10 лет назад +17

      FlameBringer84 Terrible stuff happens in war, no doubt, but in this it is just gratuitous.

    • @LowLevelPro777
      @LowLevelPro777 10 лет назад +9

      FlameBringer84 When did I say it was ok when it happened to guys? I said rape. Male and female rape is wrong. So I really don't see where you are finding the humor in this, I am taking this incredibly seriously. If it had been a raped male with a bomb up his ass I would be cringing just as hard as it I am over it currently. Plus it isn't like they are really condoning rape itself, just using it as an excuse to make the villain more evil

  • @samrodrigues3199
    @samrodrigues3199 10 лет назад +4

    Oh God, loved the Of Mice and Men reference at 1:02.

  • @KissedByFire16
    @KissedByFire16 7 лет назад +6

    "I'm going to harp on like an angel with parkinsons disease" such wit

  • @cpob2013
    @cpob2013 10 лет назад +13

    Ive never been so happy to see credits

  • @Bread_LM
    @Bread_LM 10 лет назад +21

    Liked the Of Mice and Men reference :p

  • @Kaalcite
    @Kaalcite 10 лет назад +59

    $40 for a 30 minute demo? Unless that gives you a discount for the final game, that seems like an immense slap to the face for anyone who buys it.

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 10 лет назад +2

      There have been people who have finished the mission in 5 minutes and I am being serious, if you are really good you can get Paz and Chico rescued in 5 min.
      So far I have managed to get my time down to 10 minutes, I was doing it on the PS3 though and then I bought the PS4 version as well (as I didn't have a PS4 at the time it was released, managed to get one a week later). I can't help it, I am a Metal Gear fanboy since I was 7 years old on the NES (yes I know it's a shitty port of the vastly superior MSX2 version, fuck off already) and I have to buy every Metal Gear game multiple times. Now I need to buy the 3DS version of MGS 3, I still need the MGS HD collection for the 360 (I got it on PS3), MGS V Ground Zeroes on Xbox 360 and Xbox One (even though I don't own nor want those consoles) Fuck, fuck I hate being a Metal Gear fanboy because it makes me do irrational things like buying the same game a billion times.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 10 лет назад +1

      snake2006 To be fair, most people didn't get anywhere near 10 minutes on their first playthrough, unless they played it 'wrong' and 'run and gunned' the level.
      I mean, I managed to finish the entire of MGS2 in 28 minutes. I did MGS3 in about 50. I don't use either of those times when somebody asks me about how long the games were.

    • @westonparker5940
      @westonparker5940 10 лет назад +8

      linkno1 >I managed to finish the entire of MGS2 in 28 minutes.
      The current speedrun record listed on the SDA page for completing the entire game is over an hour and a half, so either you mean you finished the tanker in 28 minutes, or you've beaten the speedrun record by over an hour.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 10 лет назад

      Weston Parker I guess I beat the speedrun? I always played both the Tanker and Plant chapters together.
      This was years ago. I remember the time I did it in, not how I did it. I know full well I wouldn't be able to do it again though, I couldn't do it in less than 2 hours in the HD re-release.

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 10 лет назад

      linkno1
      That is true. I managed to do it in a hour on my first playthrough of GZ but I was taking my time doing things looking around and just messing about.
      I can't help it. I am a Metal Gear fanboy, I have to buy it, I just have to it's a rule. Don't hate me.

  • @Cosmuh
    @Cosmuh 10 лет назад +19

    YES! THE OUTRO IS BACK! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 10 лет назад

      It was never gone. Their Website had it.

    • @Cosmuh
      @Cosmuh 10 лет назад +3

      halfhalo33 I don't watch videos on their website. I was referring to the uploads on RUclips.

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 10 лет назад +2

      MuZe Cosmo You should. It gets videos 1 week early before YT does. Right now he finished off TES:O. The only diff btwn YT and their wb is that in their wb you have to watch in SD def.

  • @Joggy
    @Joggy 10 лет назад +34

    Hurray the Outro is back

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 10 лет назад +2

      It was never gone. Their Website had it.

    • @Joggy
      @Joggy 10 лет назад

      halfhalo33 Not a lot of people watch it on the website. That I know of.

    • @halfhalo33
      @halfhalo33 10 лет назад +3

      Joggy Uh, in your dreams. It got famous first on YT (2007 for 2 videos) then made a video about you can watch it at the Escapist, which many ppl migrated over to. Otherwise, he would never had gotten far. Don't go looking at the FB comments. Most ppl comment on the forum on the ep. Also, don't start talking out of your ass.

    • @Joggy
      @Joggy 10 лет назад +3

      halfhalo33 OK

    • @zelda12396
      @zelda12396 3 года назад

      @@halfhalo33 damn, who hurt you so bad bro?

  • @BlueMatterMan
    @BlueMatterMan 10 лет назад +10

    I absolutely adore Zero Punctuation reviews. I scroll through my home page and think, "Oh boy, Yahtzee is going to shit on a game I love." That's quality.

  • @jazthesaga2604
    @jazthesaga2604 10 лет назад +17

    Yaay the outro is back

    • @jokujunahi
      @jokujunahi 10 лет назад +1

      And still as loud as ever... I mean I don't mind it being back but its annoyingly loud, which was the reason people wanted it off in the first place.

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard8 10 лет назад +77

    But hey, it's Kojima we're talking about here, so of course the guy gets a free pass....boy I can't wait till EA jumps on this bandwagon.

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 10 лет назад

      So does every Game developer who makes good games get a pass if they start following suit?

    • @SynthLizard8
      @SynthLizard8 10 лет назад +12

      xKingx16 I sure as hell hope not, us gamers are the regulators of the gaming industry, we set the standards of what is acceptable.

    • @Blivia
      @Blivia 10 лет назад +9

      PurpleStorm8
      1. Huge fan of the MGS series, and pretty much everything Kojima's done.
      2. This doesn't get a free pass, not in my book anyway. Maybe in a couple of years I'll find this demo in a bin for a couple of dollars, or for a buy-one get-one free deal at Gamestop. I just hope enough people -Didn't- buy it, to suggest Kojima shouldn't pull this stunt again.

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 10 лет назад +8

      Blivia Yea. I would hate see this be a repeating thing. It almost looks like he was using his fanbase in a bad way.
      but you have those that defend it, which is a potential problem.

    • @Blivia
      @Blivia 10 лет назад +3

      xKingx16
      Hey, if it were $5, or even $10 I'd defend it. lol, That would be cheap enough to justify the lack of content. I mean real budget went into it, they have the right to make something back from it, but I feel like they would make far more if they gave it away for free. Then everyone would be excited for MGS Phantom Pain. Now they're just left with a bad taste in their mouth, wondering if they want to trust Kojima now. As far as I'm aware he hasn't ever wronged us before (In my opinion, the whole Raiden thing might've dicked some people over, but I didn't at all mind.) and we don't know if he'll do it again.
      And lets hope not, he's still making good games.

  • @Thoreaux
    @Thoreaux 10 лет назад +8

    Metal Gear Lennie is my new favorite thing that anybody's come up with.

  • @ThatCanadianGamer374
    @ThatCanadianGamer374 10 лет назад +20

    Dead Rising 2 ALSO did this shit BUT
    a) the story of the prequel wasn't really necessary to the overall plot and
    b) it was $5 and
    c)THERE WAS NO FUCKING RAPE IN IT.
    I mean Christ there are just some lines you just don't cross.

    • @GamerMGO
      @GamerMGO 10 лет назад +26

      This is a serious story that contains child soldiers and very dark topics, at least this is a creative statement, an not just a thing to show a character has vulnerability *cough* Tomb Raider *cough*

    • @scourge7373
      @scourge7373 10 лет назад +8

      Uh no, it's unnecessary and just in there for shock value, literally no different than Tomb Raider. It doesn't add anything or change the narrative at all if you listen to audio log and it's there purely to make people shocked. The Last Of Us did a scene like that properly, don't act like MGS didn't handle it any better than Tomb Raider.

    • @ThatCanadianGamer374
      @ThatCanadianGamer374 10 лет назад +4

      scourge ks
      You have to be a REALLY good writer to pull something like that off, and MGS has always been very badly written.

    • @Dasgath
      @Dasgath 10 лет назад +4

      When you are Kojima you can get away with that shit. Hes actually the most important piece in the gear series, but also dangerously becoming the cause for his downfall. I never was a big fan of the narrative as i cant stand those unnecessary long and pedantic walls of text he forced in his games (more and more with every release), i actually enjoyed metal gear 2 and a bit of ac!d but just for the mechanics.

    • @ThatCanadianGamer374
      @ThatCanadianGamer374 10 лет назад +1

      Dasgath
      yeah same. Kojima is actually very good at writing characters, but not so much the actual plot.

  • @BenWillock
    @BenWillock 10 лет назад +3

    That animation at the end of the video with the snake was more entertaining than the storyline of Ground Zeroes.

  • @nukeclears
    @nukeclears 10 лет назад +7

    I love zero punctuation, his line of thought always seem to be almost identical how i think of most games.

  • @Jack1095Gaming
    @Jack1095Gaming 10 лет назад +5

    Those Gum bears are a F*ucking menace.

  • @OohsAndAhsBros
    @OohsAndAhsBros 8 лет назад +23

    I can see all the fanboys smacking the keyboards with foam coming out of their mouth because he said that snake was sometimes called big boss

    • @NotMoreZombies
      @NotMoreZombies 8 лет назад +11

      +Z!r0 h4ze Snake is sometimes called Big Boss though, don't see why they would be mad.

    • @OohsAndAhsBros
      @OohsAndAhsBros 8 лет назад

      nuh

    • @1dogboy81
      @1dogboy81 8 лет назад +1

      +NotMoreZombies Freaking everybody is called Snake in MGS. Even Raiden was called Snake a few times at the beginning of the second game for seemingly no reason.

    • @OohsAndAhsBros
      @OohsAndAhsBros 8 лет назад +2

      You see, first there was naked snake, who was also called big boss at the end of mgs 3, then there was a clone, he was called snake, from mgs 1, that's why people can't recognize them, they look exetremly similar

    • @Chiborino
      @Chiborino 8 лет назад +5

      +Z!r0 h4ze But fanboys know enough about the context and backstory that this Snake "sometimes being called Big Boss" doesn't bug them... because it's true. Virtually everybody in the series who isn't a personal contact refers to him as Big Boss and people like Paz, Kaz, Chico, Huey, etc. all call him Snake.

  • @ofer1987
    @ofer1987 10 лет назад +19

    HEY YOU GUYS
    I think we should stop being fans. not just of metal gear solid, but everything.
    We just buy sequals instantly after release... this isn't good for us.

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 10 лет назад

      I can't, the temptation is too high.
      I am feeling withdrawal already......
      FUCK
      *Goes to buy another copy,sorry I am weak*

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 10 лет назад +2

      My realization that I'm too trusting of sequels and that I should stop buying sequels on release was when I bought Final Fantasy XIII...
      ...I've never been able to walk down a corridor since...

    • @Jaceblue04
      @Jaceblue04 10 лет назад

      I don't: I'm broke.

  • @KillaCatapilla1
    @KillaCatapilla1 10 лет назад +21

    Oddly enough, this is the second video I've seen today where an Australian mentioned setting fire to a dwarf...

    • @TOXI-KHAN
      @TOXI-KHAN 10 лет назад +6

      I am strangely both creeped out and intrigued.

    • @Suiax
      @Suiax 10 лет назад +2

      Yahtzee is actually British. He moved to Australia

    • @KillaCatapilla1
      @KillaCatapilla1 10 лет назад +5

      Chance F. Collins Well you could call a Russian who moves to America American because that's where they live right? What matters is where they are now. We're all people.

    • @SuperMooshrooms
      @SuperMooshrooms 10 лет назад +9

      That got to deep 2 fast.

    • @Suiax
      @Suiax 10 лет назад

      GregTheMecha I agree.

  • @thedarknesscallingme
    @thedarknesscallingme 10 лет назад +4

    you keep a dwarf in a cage over a fire too?
    ...thank goodness i thought i was the only one

  • @crazygarrett007
    @crazygarrett007 9 лет назад +20

    I got this game on a steam sale and played it for 25 hours although I can definitely see how someone who wasn't a massive metal gear solid fan would hate it

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 9 лет назад

      I got it in the steam sale too and it only took like 2:30 to complete. I thought that it was great and I'd only played an hour of MGS 1 before that. Be even better if there was more of it.

    • @LIONREV7
      @LIONREV7 9 лет назад +2

      eden01pd2010 i assume he means 2 hours 30 minutes

    • @PonzooonTheGreat
      @PonzooonTheGreat 9 лет назад +1

      Ha ha. Obviously. The fastest speed run I think is 6 minutes

    • @chckrbordx8
      @chckrbordx8 9 лет назад +1

      Garrett Gwinn I agree, I've been playing Metal Gear since 1999 and this one is the best feeling MGS games yet. I can't wait til September.

  • @TriEdgeM
    @TriEdgeM 10 лет назад

    Yay! outro is back! oh, and awesome review as usual

  • @Aragorn195
    @Aragorn195 10 лет назад +6

    Awwwww, I wanted to hear Yatzee's mention tape 4.

    • @Aragorn195
      @Aragorn195 10 лет назад

      bigphil2695 Is there any difference between those 2 alternatives?

  • @anthonyskaterer6072
    @anthonyskaterer6072 10 лет назад +7

    ENDING IS BACK YAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • @thanksfordoxingpeopleyoutube
    @thanksfordoxingpeopleyoutube 10 лет назад +18

    WATCH AT 0.5 SPEED

  • @VoidedCreature
    @VoidedCreature 10 лет назад

    You brought the outro back!

  • @totalanthony
    @totalanthony 10 лет назад +9

    This video is almost as long as the game itself

  • @Vhavoc11
    @Vhavoc11 10 лет назад +10

    Oh god the rabbits joke oh god

  • @MrMarclax
    @MrMarclax 4 года назад +2

    After all this time, this is still my favorite zero punctuation

  • @asuramundos
    @asuramundos 10 лет назад

    oh ending credits outro, how I've missed you so

  • @colonelboston
    @colonelboston 10 лет назад +34

    Yahtzee is the only reviewer I'll watch for games I have zero interest in playing.

  • @jaca6614
    @jaca6614 8 лет назад +4

    Step 1: Set the video speed to 0.5
    Step 2: Laugh your ass off as Yahtzee sounds drunk out of his mind

  • @alexmercer4707
    @alexmercer4707 10 лет назад

    The Mice and Men comparison was incredibly appropriate and extremely hilarious XD

  • @balljoint5853
    @balljoint5853 10 лет назад

    Wow, the updated intro looks really nice.

  • @heiko207
    @heiko207 10 лет назад +16

    The end credits are BACK!!!! I can die in peace now :)

  • @youngzm
    @youngzm 10 лет назад +27

    Playing a game for 20 hours and slowly slinking around a base for 20 hours admiring textures and watching cutscenes are not the same thing. I love Metal Gear but you fanboys need to learn the difference between value and a butt-fucking.

    • @iWillWakeYouUp
      @iWillWakeYouUp 10 лет назад +3

      Absolutely. Couldn't agree more. I am a HUGE Metal Gear fan. Like... HUGE. But all those fucking corporate cocksucking sheep spread pure bullshit. They are an evil businessman's wet dream.

    • @Andriej69
      @Andriej69 10 лет назад +5

      Dumb weebs just show how full of shit they are
      "LoL, your non-MGS casul shit games suck, JapanMasterRace/ Western shitty games 10/10 bullshit, fucking sheeples"
      But face them with truth about their favorite, and
      "Fuck you, you call this a review? This is 10/10 How dare you not agree, you can't play it/didn't play it at all"

    • @disturbedrocks1996
      @disturbedrocks1996 9 лет назад +1

      Paying $40 for a next gen demo is exactly why i think the video game industry, at least the mainstream gaming industry (Steam is always going to be around) is heading towards a crash. Like two trains hitting each other a mach 3 kinda crash

  • @blackangeldean
    @blackangeldean 10 лет назад

    Yay, the outro is back! :D

  • @DrawingGirl16
    @DrawingGirl16 9 лет назад +37

    i got a ps4 for for christmas and my dad came home with this game and I was playing it and he was watching me play it and then i was on it for 1 hour and then we see the credits start rolling and we were just like WTF! thats it! this is pretty much just a demo such a waste of money the game itself is good but they could of told me on the box or something this isn't a full game -_- my dad said he's returning it on Friday

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 9 лет назад +20

      You're not too bright.

    • @rnichols506
      @rnichols506 9 лет назад +21

      YouSoSpice You're rude.

    • @MrFallout3man
      @MrFallout3man 9 лет назад +9

      Fuck the 5 hours of extra content with all the bonus missions right?

    • @AmirAli-qh3ve
      @AmirAli-qh3ve 9 лет назад +2

      YouSoSpice Dude shut up, it's not her fault as - hole Konami is forcing kojima to tasking his kojima productions to be a gold magnet.

    • @AmirAli-qh3ve
      @AmirAli-qh3ve 9 лет назад

      YouSoSpice
      Sorry, what I meant is asshole konami is tasking Kojima to turn MGS into a Gold Magnet. It's not her fault that they are being extremely greedy.

  • @kourii
    @kourii 10 лет назад +24

    The return of the outro! Yay, now I can stop watching on Escapist's website

  • @DARE0451
    @DARE0451 9 лет назад +17

    Paz is in her twenties.

    • @LeonGun8
      @LeonGun8 9 лет назад +2

      TrueFriends HelpMoveBodies yet looks for allintents and purposes like a teenager. Then again, "Japan".

    • @DARE0451
      @DARE0451 9 лет назад +11

      LeonGun8 Have you *seen* the ages of people who are often cast as teenagers in movies and shows? They'll be 28 and be cast as a 14 year old and pass as it. The "Japan" excuse can be used in response to, say, porn mags, but not Paz looking young.

    • @DARE0451
      @DARE0451 9 лет назад

      wilddog73 Yes.

  • @ajeje1996
    @ajeje1996 9 лет назад +1

    This is probably the first time I genuinely laughed at a Yahtzee review of a series I like. Well done!

  • @lydiacruz9925
    @lydiacruz9925 10 лет назад

    Yay the outro is back :) I can feel my life force being restored.

  • @bigstabby
    @bigstabby 10 лет назад +14

    I bought this used, cheap, at Gamestop specifically so Konami wouldn't get my money for pulling this shit.

    • @DanteSolablood
      @DanteSolablood 10 лет назад

      Except they kind of did... you paid Gamestop for a copy of the game for which they paid the original owner. The original owner is therefore likely to buy these $40, 5 minute games again as he can get some of this money back... and Gamestop will support him next time as you paid them to do it.
      The only way to prevent Konami from doing it again & to therefore feel smug about not paying them is either to not buy the demo at all, or hack into their systems & download it from there leaving a message saying "IOU dickwads".

    • @bigstabby
      @bigstabby 10 лет назад

      Danté Solablood
      That was really overreaching.

    • @DanteSolablood
      @DanteSolablood 10 лет назад

      bigstabby You're possibly right and I respect that, but it's my opinion. While it's true second-hand sales do not directly put money into the hands of the developers, it does make buying over-priced demos such as this an easier choice for the fools that buy them the first time around.

    • @bigstabby
      @bigstabby 10 лет назад

      Danté Solablood
      Yeah, I essentially just piggy-back on the dimwits.lol I usually always like to support the game industry, but not here. I'm a huge MGS fan, but at the same time I don't want to get shafted. The only way to play the game and not make the industry think this is a wise move to replicate in the future is to buy used. It kind of bums me out that it sold so well. I just hope no one else tries this ever again.

  • @jsswells100
    @jsswells100 8 лет назад +4

    "Thanks! My favorite one is G.I. Joe!" I had to stop the video because of my raucous laughter.

  • @whynotw4lk165
    @whynotw4lk165 10 лет назад

    That Of Mice and Men reference! I feel like i might actually know something for once. Thankyou GCSE english class you finally have a use.

  • @ShiroAustin
    @ShiroAustin 10 лет назад

    Best Zero Punctuation episode so far. Seriously, amazing

  • @Supaserrin
    @Supaserrin 10 лет назад +3

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the credits music returned!

  • @JammyD2579
    @JammyD2579 8 лет назад +16

    God bless XBL Games with Gold, from whence I did get this as a free demo ^_^
    (ostensibly)

    • @Drewtendo
      @Drewtendo 8 лет назад

      Well worth it that way! :)

    • @edwardhernandez6668
      @edwardhernandez6668 7 лет назад

      i did too! ^__^ but i did rent it off redbox for 1.50$ once. i dont regret that decesion one bit :p

  • @dragoniraflameblade
    @dragoniraflameblade 10 лет назад

    I love the Mice and Men comparison!

  • @AdamAmbrus
    @AdamAmbrus 10 лет назад

    yay!! outro is back!

  • @pinipigboy
    @pinipigboy 10 лет назад +5

    Funny thing is, Kojima created Raiden "to make Solid Snake look cooler."

    • @colorfastbat700
      @colorfastbat700 10 лет назад +3

      But kojima also said that raiden was created to get girls into the series

  • @MrTimoth3
    @MrTimoth3 9 лет назад +4

    I just want to say one thing to anyone who's watching this but hasn't played the game.
    If you get the game for free, like I did, it's fucking brilliant. I've gotten about 20 hours of gameplay out of it, I mean if you do the whole one and done thing it will probably ruin your experience but like the only good thing about how short the game is the fact that it gives it replay-ability to try and improve your score to earn a higher rank, granted it is very rinse & repeat since for the most part improving your score will only get you more starting weapons for the same mission and a few extra bits here and there.
    Overall if it's on offer for free or really cheap then I seriously recommend it. Having played it I would be willing to pay up to £5 for it knowing how good it is.

  • @Link_T179
    @Link_T179 10 лет назад

    Hey! They brought back the ending sequence! Yay!

  • @ndre2561
    @ndre2561 5 лет назад

    I've watched, uh, most of your zp videos and read I think literally everything from the old fr days and I think this is the funniest danm thing I've ever seen from ya man.

  • @Life_And_Things777
    @Life_And_Things777 10 лет назад +7

    4:00 Fallout 3 10mm SMG.

    • @KeartonXP
      @KeartonXP 10 лет назад +5

      Uuuuuh... Who cares?

    • @Life_And_Things777
      @Life_And_Things777 10 лет назад

      WhySoJackorie I just noticed that.;

    • @over9000ftwbaby
      @over9000ftwbaby 10 лет назад +4

      WhySoJackorie It's a Fallout weapon used in a review of a Metal Gear game, mate. A lot of people will notice and probably care.

    • @KeartonXP
      @KeartonXP 10 лет назад

      Edward Boone I noticed a seriously didn't. ;)

    • @over9000ftwbaby
      @over9000ftwbaby 10 лет назад +6

      WhySoJackorie Well, either you don't like Fallout or Metal Gear, or you lack the humor to make a joke about a gun from one game showing up in another. If it is the latter, allow me to make the joke.
      Ron Perlman: War...war never changes.
      David Hayter: War has changed.
      Me: So which is it?

  • @wolvensong18
    @wolvensong18 10 лет назад +6

    You should give Outlast a try, if you haven't already!

  • @Booba-Fett
    @Booba-Fett 10 лет назад

    Ahh, the credits are back. How good to see you again.

  • @azzameentv
    @azzameentv 9 лет назад +14

    People want AAA game
    AAA game take years to make
    People complain it's taking too long to make the AAA game
    Studio releases teaser game for AAA game to keep fans happy
    People complain AAA teaser is too short.
    Seriously, make your mind up gamers and game critics and stop complaining.
    I welcome this. Imagine if GTAV had done this before releasing GTA. I paid £20 for this and when comparing to a lot of £40 games that are short or overhyped, I welcomed this. It's given me a teaser to see if I'll like MGS5 (as I MGS4 was a bit meh to me) and now I will purchase it.... rather than waiting ages and hearing all the hype.
    It wasn't an expensive demo. It was a polished early access game. Considering how much people are willing to spend on early access games on steam, I don't see what the big issue with. Don't like it? Don't buy it.

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 9 лет назад +10

      Yes it's 2/3 the price of a reg game, but it's still 2 hourse- even most $40-60 games can at least take up to 8 hours, over 20 hours for the good ones

    • @retcon1991
      @retcon1991 9 лет назад +13

      "Studio release teaser game for AAA game to keep fans happy." No. Studio disguise cash-grab as a marketing novelty. The Silent Hills teaser is an example of the studio actually encouraging the fans to get excited, letting the content speak for itself.

    • @Bloggerboy1000
      @Bloggerboy1000 9 лет назад +1

      Different people complain about different things.

    • @teargasmuffinz6657
      @teargasmuffinz6657 9 лет назад +3

      It's like 20 dollars for early access!
      And I'm like: BITCH I COULD'VE GOT MINECRAFT ALPHA FOR HALF THE PRICE AND HAD 400 TIMES THE MORE CONTENT

    • @ParadoxPotato
      @ParadoxPotato 9 лет назад +1

      It wasn't really that it was somewhat short, people were annoyed more so about the price on release; I still believe next gen had a big factor in the price; if it was only released on ps3/360 then it would've been like 25% the retail price.
      Honestly though imo I don't buy games on release anymore; last year literally killed off preorders for me and I don't even need to explain why #Yearofthebrokenshit

  • @freecomkcf
    @freecomkcf 9 лет назад +4

    i think the sad thing about Yahtzee's gripes with the Metal Gear series can be summed up by the fact that the Japanese don't care about said gripes (hell, the fixed camera was a _necessity_ because a free camera gave Japanese players motion sickness. i wish i was making this up.)

  • @Shaddytheguy
    @Shaddytheguy 10 лет назад +38

    So wait, I'm confused: is this actually a demo or just the world's shortest MGS game?

    • @flacon365
      @flacon365 10 лет назад +64

      Both.

    • @Shaddytheguy
      @Shaddytheguy 10 лет назад +3

      Please just give me an answer

    • @flacon365
      @flacon365 10 лет назад +79

      MasterShadic2 Officially, this is considered a full entry in the MGS franchise, but due to it's short length, it has been criticized as a "paid demo".

    • @Shaddytheguy
      @Shaddytheguy 10 лет назад +5

      Okay, thank you. Got it. Sorry.

    • @Shaddytheguy
      @Shaddytheguy 10 лет назад

      So are there any other levels or...?

  • @RookieREX
    @RookieREX 2 года назад +1

    1:09
    i too am an individual of routine and scheduling

  • @bunnyfeet123
    @bunnyfeet123 10 лет назад +1

    the ending theme is back!

  • @bchwil
    @bchwil 10 лет назад +4

    In Europe this game costs €30 which is terrible because the euro is worth 1.40 dollars and there is no way tax is 50%

    • @vyor2
      @vyor2 10 лет назад

      lets see... "free" healthcare, a massive entitlement society, and unions that can make demands for anything and they will get it? Sounds about right... not at 50%, but maybe at 15%... the rest likely comes from tariffs and a slight increase in price from a dollar to euro conversion...

  • @AlexanderLewis15
    @AlexanderLewis15 10 лет назад +15

    Woo I was waiting for this

    • @shadk89
      @shadk89 10 лет назад +5

      The next episode on me : www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9083-The-Elder-Scrolls-Online-We-Can-MMO-Too?

    • @AnotherPostcard
      @AnotherPostcard 10 лет назад

      ShadY Knight You're so generous.

    • @AlexanderLewis15
      @AlexanderLewis15 10 лет назад

      when it comes ill get the next episode, ill put it on my tab

    • @AlexanderLewis15
      @AlexanderLewis15 10 лет назад

      For you my good friend www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9120-South-Park-The-Stick-of-Truth-Yes-There-Really-Were-Crying-Koalas

    • @shadk89
      @shadk89 10 лет назад

      Alex Lewis
      Woo, already watched it but thanks anyway! :)

  • @simont390
    @simont390 10 лет назад

    the outro has returned :3

  • @goodchaos
    @goodchaos 10 лет назад +1

    2:26 This! Freaking this!! If you're new to MG than it's obviously no problem But for someone like me who's use to Davids voice it's like a constant who are you moment for me, when he talked which was rarely but still!!!

    • @LUCKO2022
      @LUCKO2022 10 лет назад

      Yeah, it messed me up, and kinda still does. I think Keifer is doing a great job, no problems with the performance, but like when Kevin Conroy doesn't do Batman since it just feels weird.

  • @KingOfAllThePandas
    @KingOfAllThePandas 10 лет назад +3

    I'm pretty sure Kojima could bottle his bodily fluids and people would pay forty dollars for it. I suppose we should be thankful he hasn't realised, otherwise MGS Ground zeroes would probably just be an empty case with a picture of his junk inside.

  • @willier47
    @willier47 10 лет назад +3

    Aw man he killed it with the analogy about meeting someone you highly respect. Then they deny you a hand shake and his friend pulls your pants down.
    L.....M.....A.....O

  • @shizznic105
    @shizznic105 9 лет назад

    the way the metal gear series is described is so on point. Jesus.

  • @quarterland
    @quarterland 10 лет назад

    that fucking end quote oh god

  • @Blahsheep
    @Blahsheep 10 лет назад +12

    I can't wait until he reviews Watch Dogs.

    • @EnterTheFenix
      @EnterTheFenix 10 лет назад +3

      because you hate it and want to see it publicly curb stomped?

    • @Blahsheep
      @Blahsheep 10 лет назад

      EnterTheFenix Well, I think I'm going to like it, just not as much because I had to wait an extra 6 months.

    • @vyor2
      @vyor2 10 лет назад +4

      Blahsheep if ME3 took another 3 months it would have been much better...

    • @dethbreth8
      @dethbreth8 10 лет назад +1

      vyor2 I don't know, I really enjoyed ME3, as in favorite game ever enjoyed it.

    • @vyor2
      @vyor2 10 лет назад

      dethbreth8 the ending?

  • @IQ2992
    @IQ2992 9 лет назад +3

    Metal gear is the seires that got me into gaming and it's my favorite..... it may not be this guys favorite but hes funny as shit! And to each their own. I got 45 hours of gameplay out of GZ and still counting. While waiting for MGSV.........

  • @Phe0niz
    @Phe0niz 10 лет назад

    I laughed at the "of mice and men" reference probably more than I should have.

  • @Necronator1
    @Necronator1 10 лет назад

    * gasp *
    THE OUTRO IS BACK!!

  • @mr.insane0570
    @mr.insane0570 9 лет назад +38

    I bought this game for $15...
    I still regret it.

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 9 лет назад +1

      Is redboxing it worth the price?

    • @mr.insane0570
      @mr.insane0570 9 лет назад +2

      joesatmoes that would be the perfect price point.

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 9 лет назад

      Mr.Insane 05 Thanx

    • @Kevin-bs5tv
      @Kevin-bs5tv 9 лет назад +6

      I got it for 14.99 quid at game [almost called it gamestop WHAT IS AMERICA DOING TO ME???] played it once for 1 hour and brought it back the next day
      about 9 hours of me owning it to bringing it back the value deteriorated from 15 quid to 4
      money hungry wankers

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 9 лет назад

      Now it's free on PS Plus...I guess that's the only way it's worth getting, so I guess I can finally play it!

  • @StallordD
    @StallordD 10 лет назад +3

    Ground Zeroes has a shit load of content off the beaten path. It's main mission barely covers any of it's content, and most of it's value comes from exploring the map and finding out more about MGS lore and playing extensive context based side missions.

  • @FlickFlag
    @FlickFlag 8 лет назад +2

    1:24 LMFAO

  • @McFalcon911
    @McFalcon911 9 лет назад

    Oh god, that Of Mice and Men reference... the pain...