Metal Gear Survive is a Game That Exists
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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Metal Gear Survive is a controversial game to say the least. Having been made after Hideo Kojima's departure from Konami, Survive takes the Metal Gear series in a strange new direction - live service zombie survival. In this video, I go through it all so you don't have to.
Having usurped the much anticipated Silent Hills as Konami's Fox Engine horror game, Metal Gear Survive has a fair amount to live up to - which is something that will be hard to achieve given its rocky foundations.
RIP John Metal Gear
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Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Metal Gear Survive
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Metal Gear Survive
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
This video is so bloody terrible, its like listening to a zoomer try to recount the events of a youtube lets play that he had on in the background while he played fortnite.
I think Gex said that
Pin of SHAME
@@binaryboopsva seriously there are only so many times that I can tolerate listening to a grown ass man feign ignorance going “omg and now we’re doing this thing for literally no reason at all”. If he actually payed attention and didn’t just watch a let’s play on a second monitor he’d pick up on why events are happening and not whine about not knowing why he’s doing a wave defence sequence because the context was literally explained and reiterated constantly beforehand.
@@nibelsnarf4302 You honestly should cope
@@nibelsnarf4302 What the fuck are you actually talking about?
OMFG, "wouldnt it be fucked up for a little guy to fight a big robot?" is the best description I ever heard
This game being a live service game is a blessing because it means someday, it will just cease to function properly.
Implying it ever functioned properly
Y’all clearly didn’t play it 😂
@@venomshake8187 I played it's single player all the way through. It was boring as hell. I'm pretty sure the single player will be the only functional part of this game left, which will hinder it since I remember there were daily item bonuses and stuff like that. Plus the multiplayer is the only good part of it. Without the servers, this game's only saving grace is gone.
What DOES live service mean?If you own it,then you just own t,no?
@@chee.rah.monurB it means you have to have a constant internet connection for the game to work. Yes that means if it breaks for a second it kicks you out of the game, and you have to do whatever you were doing all over again
"why are the donkeys in hell?" they know what they did
You ever dance with a wild ass in the foggy moonlight?
Fact # 1: Sheep and goat ranchers will keep a donkey around the sheep and goats as their body guard. Why? If a coyote or wolf tries to go after sheep and goats, Donkeys have been known to kick and headbutt coyotes and wolves to DEATH (yes, Donkeys can headbutt and their headbutt attacks are NASTY and can kill to the point where even wolves will lose a fight to a Donkey. Donkeys can also be jerks since they are very territorial and they will attack coyotes and wolves if they even get somewhat close to them (even of the coyote and wolf are minding their own business). Which leads me to the next fact. Fact # 2: While Donkeys aren't normally violent towards humans, they can get VERY stubborn and they will refuse to follow orders sometimes. If a human keeps forcing them over and over and decides to hit the Donkey, the Donkey can become extremely aggravated and will kick or headbutt the human. A kick or headbutt from a Donkey can cause VERY serious pain and damage to a human (and could even cause death depending on which area of the body the Donkey hits a human). There have been SEVERAL reports of Donkeys murdering humans, one of the more nasty reports was down in Brazil during 2021 when a Donkey bit a man on his neck and literally ripped his neck out with his teeth. POINT OF THIS RANT: If a Donkey ends up in hell, there is a reason for it and the Donkey knows full damn well what they did. LMAO.
Donkey from Shrek would never go to hell
That's it I have no further contributions to make here. That's all folks.
Cause they're Asses
Those fuckers deserve it.
I was actually interested to see if there was a possibibiloty to interact with the giant squid thing that was in multi-player and possibly single player. It seemed like it was intended to be a rare boss enemy that could show up but the footage shows it doesn't really do anything and just wanders and yeah I can imagine if you just have caveman tools you don't want to try and antagonize it. But seriously why put something potentially actually terrifying like that in your survival game but give it the mind of an aimless wandering land jellyfish that doesn't even attempt attacking if you end up seeing it in the distance? It's just there.
The giant squid is a boss for the multiplayer Hard difficulty and rescue missions, and he attack when detect your presence.
But is true that that kind of horror enemy is a lost opportunity for the single player. (The multiplayer is the good part of the game not the survival one)
It should attack you. It has ice based attacks, like a beam that can give you a slowing debuff. It was a pretty cool boss to fight in salvage missions. I hope the neglect from konami didnt break anything in the coding and made this boss pointless.
23:49
Can we all just agree on the fact that “The Shagohod” sounds like the name of an Eldritch Horror? (I mean, Shoggoths are a thing, so that might be why I keep thinking of this)
To Russians it’s just silly though, literally translates to “StepWalker”
So happy to have you back on this site. And 40 minutes of Metal Gear is awesome even this one.
I liked the gameplay in this and the whole building of your base. I understand why it was hated but there were even fun events like killing the wanderers with REX or watching them get mowed down by the shagohod
Panticus thank god you’re back! I’ve really been missing your content, it fits my very niche interests perfectly lol. Thanks for posting and I hope there’s more on the way
"if you needed more salt to rub into that already grossly overseasoned wound" is a fucking amazing phrase and i'm totally going to steal it. sorry
I could watch/listen to this man read an ikea shelf manual. Keep it up man
Thanks for making that connection between P.T. and Silent Hills. Lol I don't know how I went this long without making the connection. You're spot on, I saw that trailer/playable demo/whatever it was a while back, and HOLY CRAP was it scary, I was hooked. I put it into the back of my mind and forgot about it, being a trailer and all, and with it looking so good I had no doubts it would get finished. Damn is that a disappointment.
I preordered this game. Literally it’s the only game I ever preordered. I don’t know why I did it. Honestly the only other MG I played was Solid V and I liked it so I saw Survive as basically being more Solid V + zombies which is a genre I also like, so I went for it.
I ended up being expected to spend $10 for a fucking save slot. Like wow.
I've owned this game for *years*, ever since I bought it for the equivalent of like... nine bucks on PS4. I figured there might be some content value in it, as I was writing for a video game website at the time, but then I just never did anything with it. Thanks to this video I'm genuinely interested in trying it. The multiplayer that is.
Also, RIP John Metal Gear.
If you’ve got it on Xbox I’d love to help you. My friend and i actually kinda enjoy the game. Base defense, when at a high enough level can be a cakewalk. And super fun. IMO
Excuse you, reveangence is the PINNACLE of believable, rational metal gear story telling... I just love that game okay...
You know I only clicked on this because I was bored, then I read the pin of shame and decided to stick it out to see if the video was actually bad, but man Painticus you really surprised me this was a really good video man, loved it!
Holy fuck he is alive
wait, sahelanthropus being here makes no sense. huey didnt invent it yet
I just realised that mgs4 is the only mgs game that has you control a metal gear, in a pretty awesome fight might I add, man I love mgs4, its gameplay is so fun, and so many ways to approach a situation....oh wait...this is metal gear survive...
I remember I tried out survive near release and I thought it was okay, then I played the phantom pain and it really put things into perspective
14:20 feel like you're pulling our leg here, because that building is literally a copy paste from one of the first outposts you visit in MGS5, the one where you have to assassinate some lieutenant or something.
Edit 16:00 well shieeeet, shoulda have waited before commenting
I saw the window after picking the timestamp and somehow that immediately told me where that was
"try to imagine playing defense for 15 MINUTES!"
an undetermined amount of time later:
"OH MY GOD I JUST SPENT 40 MINUTES WATCHING THIS"
good video by the way, I actually really watched the entire thing
When it comes to cooking Gordon is an absolute expert at roasting literally anyone for the flaws in their approach to it
Your channel is a gem. I glad that the algorithm gods recommend it to me.
The games singleplayer couldve had potential: playing as snake and fighting zombies as one with a good narrative
Yes! Glad you're back, sorry about all your issues though...
I remember preordering this because I'm stupid and liked the open beta, and at least during the first month multiplayer was an absolute blast. I clocked like 80 hours on it and I remember it fondly, it sucked ass!
"I want another FOX Engine game!"
>monkeys paw curls
28:08 "Dan... Internal database match for one such individual" There's only One Guy called Dan in Hell???
New paint vid! Just in time for cryptid month
Appropriate that my notification sound is the codec chime
They did the Fox Engine dirty.
Dan after watching this video. “😢”
Indeed, wicked to see you back dude! Keep em coming. Or don't. But if you do, I'll watch all of them.
Shoulda called your guy Gas Snake
I'm honestly a tad bit offended that my country had to be bungled together into "Other South America"
Like, why even try to make servers for every country if you aren't even gonna put all of them in the first place? I feel like dividing the servers into the main 6 regions of the world would have been much easier and to the point
It's not a bad basis for a game, it was just executed in the worst way possible. A zombie survival stealth metal gear solid V game with base building and resource gathering in dangerous environments? Colour me interested! Too bad, here's 40 glorified tower defense segments.
This reminds me I always wanted an open world ish survival resident evil game.
i love this game the idea was fun but not making a new base halfway through 💀💀💀💀
I just discovered your channel, but i gotta say your work is incredible! Definitely subscribed and will be binging your content!
I said the same thing about this game, makes you understand that this game should have solely stuck to multiplayer lol
Comment to boost your channel interaction because I loved this video & the writing
My favorite is when a medium sized cyborg fights a polition
The giant jelly fish is one of two endgame boss fights, the other being a giant dinosaur looking thing called "Big Mouth." No really. Big Mouth.
If Koj directed, I'd say it was a The Smiths reference... guess not, though
5:20
Well, there’s also two Persona 2s, but nobody mentions that.
Innocent Sin, and, uhh… other one. I can’t ever remember the subtitle.
27:53 Hey fuck you man. Dan is a good name.
I don't why they just excused the lore of this game as a in-universe video game diamond dog soldiers play in motherbase
This game didn't die, it was a fucking stillborn lol
Absolute monstrosity lol
The problem was that it was called Metal Gear. Game is pretty much a 5/10 that's fun to play for 2 weeks but overpriced even at 40 dollars because it's just reused assets. But since it's made of reused assets, you can't not call it Metal Gear, I guess...
But honestly, the way Kojimadrones sperged out about things like the ingame shop (which existed in a much worse form in V) or "how dare you put zombies in Metal Gear, Kojima said zombies should not be in Metal Gear" while Kojima literally invented nano machine zombies was so fucking annoying, Jesus.
13:15 For fucking dragons.
Welcome back man. I missed your videos a lot. Have you tried fear and hunger?. Its a bit nsfw but i think you might enjoy it
You had me at little guy fights big robot go on...
Of course you send those animals to the blender dimension
your heart is a muscle the size of your fist
I put this one off for many years 'cause of the drama with Hideo and I'm a long time Metal Gear fan, finally picked it up on at a heavy discount a little while ago. Still haven't played it yet, not sure what to expect. I guess one reason I bought it anyways was because the gameplay and controls for MGS5 are so tight, and a joy to work with when you get them down. I was craving more of that. And wasn't completely tired with the "survival/base building" genre that has taken off in past years.
But the live service part, YUCK I didn't know that about it. Maybe it's my old brain remembering how things used to be, "Live service, huh? Oh of course, it means they've got some optional online features too." Not realizing, NOPE this bullshit isn't optional, it's always-online even if you only play singleplayer. Putting the worst features in gaming together.
LOL, maybe I should go back to my 75% complete Death Stranding save first. Kojima seemed to pull off all the things he was working on already with that one, Guillermo Del Toro is in it, creepy open world environment where you must avoid creatures that are actually completely unlike zombies, and do have a dark and deep backstory to them. Optional online features, and player structures. Yeah, I'm thinking Death Stranding was the game Metal Gear Survive always wanted to be: imaginative, unique, impactful.
Wait WHEN WAS THE SHAGOHAUD A THING???
So America did deliver
"...why are the donkeys in hell?" cracked me up good lmao.
Mgs3 had you walking through the afterlife. And that wasn't a shark jump
No you don’t. The sorrow just conjures ghosts which is the most far fetched the series ever gets. This is an entirely separate dimension
I love this game it's great I think of it as a survival of metal gear solid 5.
By the way, have you seen some of the games made by Yames? They seem up your alley.
Ooh
Spoilers
the grey goo scenario is also the backstory of Horizon Zero Dawn
You know I do want to play this game just to try it out. Ik sure its very mid but I like the mgsv engine and base building. It never seems to go on sale though. Im not paying $60 for this shit
Welcome back!
I cant believe they did metal gear like that lol
Pouring salt in a wound disinfects it and helps with clotting, making it a good thing.
It does exist. I have played it. Also welcome back.
I loved this game, I had to force myself to stop playing it because I was #NoLife it so hard.
I'm enjoying my time with it
"I'm not going to bother to explain because the game doesn't" except they did... I guess when you're just looking for views you dgaf to pay attention.
let me give you an explanation based of my extremely limited(4 hours so far) time with the game.
The teleporting is tech used in MGSV, you know when you fulton stuff and it goes through the portal. anyway that doesn't matter, the zombies are infected with an organism which I can't recall the name of because I've only played a couple of hours so far. The organism has been making it's way to our world, like via the unstable rifts created from utilized this teleporation technology. ya know... you're infected? even though you've died you regenerate everything easily? That organism is responsible for killing the world you're sent to.
When vocal cord parasites and nanomachines exist in this universe to wave off all manner of BS... well, I'm fine with that explanation.
Oh well. I also like how you can actually get lost in The Dust because until you've explored the map you don't actually appear on it.
Great video can’t believe you don’t have more subs discoverability really is shit at least I found it :)
I enjoyed MGS. My only issue with the game was that it had the metal gear name. That and the cutscenes weren't great, nor was the base building outside of multiplayer. The multiplayer was fun as hell though.
MGS was an insult to the fanbase, but it was a decent game with some fun survival mechanics
Appropriately depressing, I'd say precisely so.
I still to this day have no idea why they decided to even put the words metal gear in the title, I wish they would’ve just done something original with this concept. It may have been better received
33:38 and Horizons Zero Dawn
It’s funny cause if this was the gameplay for a walking dead game it wouldn’t be too bad
But zombies definitely need better ai
Like there potential but the survival mechanic seem more frustrating than fun or realistic it look like they drain every 5 minutes
Thank you for your bravery good sir
29:18 D would've been cool but it's Survive so
an open world zombie game where you build stuff and collect packages and carry people across a whole map, what is this, death stranding?
Ay don’t lump that masterpiece in with this 😂
Idk I really like Survive. And I haven't even played multiplayer. It ran really nicely on my PS4 Pro. As for the story I love it. It is a bunch of nonsense on its own but once you start thinking about it as a commentary on MGS as a series it's really good imo. Although yeah, always online is always a bummer
This is the most bizarre and absurd opinion on the game I have ever seen. And people actually agreed with you? Absolutely nuts.
@@yoursonisold8743 Imagine having an opinion, what a loser right?
Story is still better than Kingdom Hearts
@@moister3727My Robocop X Terminator fanfics are better than Kingdom Hearts.
This must be bait. You loved the 🐕💩 story? I can’t believe that, it was a huge fk you to Kojima, meant to shit on everything that came before not be commentary on it, the developers straight up said it was made to be a fk you to Kojima and his franchise that they stole 😂 I bet Marvel’s Avengers is one of your favourite games too lol
I came to this video with an open mind wondering if maybe survive was a hidden gem after all these years. But nope it was rightfully criticized lol.
Bruh if this was directly wfter mgs 5 gz then walker gears werent even invented
Lmao nevermind
34:16 duh how else would you play as raiden from mgrr or gray fox from mgs1 in mgsv
Another game that uses the Grey Goo scenario is Horizon: Zero Dawn. Granted, it's the inciting incident, but it's certainly the best out of its peers, and I'm the resident "Invisible War isn't that bad" weirdo.
18:40 haha NUMBER 15
Honestly, if it weren't live service and be able to play it offline. I could play it.
18:40 now i don't want to find out what he looks like ever =:
Wow, metal gear survive, didnt survive
It`s alive!!
Well done
IV and V are more highly rated than the old ones. But yk, nostalgia cope from a boomer mind.
Hi, this is Eric's dad. Eric makes these videos because it makes him happy when people say nice things about him. He's been working on this one for months and he was so proud of it when he showed it to me and his Mother (recently separated). We still cohabitate but I fear it's not healthy for Eric. He's started having nightmares and having to climb into bed with his mother and her new partner, Tom. I like Tom, he really cares about Eric and I'm glad Martina is happy with him. One day, I hope Eric meets someone like Tom too.
Hope you've been well since the hip replacement. I know the ol' ball and chain has been getting on you for that ha ha .
LOL
Cheers,
Greg 👍
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no, we did ask for a multiplayer fallout and we did ask for a coop metal gear but moreso on the level of Wildlands co-op and fallout being basically GTA but if the orbital canons did actual damage to the map
The entire map is recycled tho, it’s MGSVs Afghanistan
There's plenty of games I hated more than "Survive". It was fine for what it was. I wouldn't call it an MGS game really but it did use one of the best game engines to make a decent zombie game.
me and my friends had more fun in the beta main lobby playing tag with the infinite ammo ar
yay new video!!
I played this. Some parts i liked but in general yes this was garbage way to get money from metal gear ip
I almost purchased this cuz it was supposed to be a Metal Gear game 😔
PT didn't inspire RE
Played this game for a good year or so ago. Its not a bad game. Its just a mediocre game and an extremely bad metal gear game
This game looks lit 🔥🔥🔥
I think the media killed the game more than it's terrible. I enjoyed it for a while