THIS MAN WILL CONSUME THE WORLD | Myth of Empires
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- Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2021
- Meet Mr. Moe. He is the one who will conquer the world of Myth of Empires... but only with your help! Join me in the game RIGHT HERE ►► click.fan/Markiplier-MoE
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i’m sorry, the whole scene of mark barging towards his destiny even when only in his underwear is amazing
It gave me heavy Nacho Libre vibes and I loved it. XD
When he took an 🪓 to the ass it just made it 100x better 🤣
How did i miss this 😅
I cried laughing ! His poor ass HAHA
I can't decide:
Leroy Jenkins or Captain Underpants?
That ending was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Just a husky naked man running and screaming into a city and being shot in the ass.
PLEASEEE
It was DESTINY
Reading your comment just right after the long epilogue of bodega, I hereby presume there were no bodegas built in this video
for reallll!! lmao
Yes
Just imagine this from the bandits point of view.
A large, overly chiseled man charges into their city on a horse, screaming about destiny. No problem, they shoot him down.
Suddenly, he springs back up, now clad in his underwear, and continues charging, screaming all the while. The men are shocked, but manage to shoot him down again. Surely his survival was a fluke, right?
But then, he rises up AGAIN and keeps charging. Now panicking, the bandits shoot him dead one last time, attacking the body in case he rises up again.
Now they lie awake at night, dreading the eventual screams of destiny, as somewhere in the distance he plots, and waits.
Thus is the legend of Mr. Moe
This is amazing
perfect
wow
Oh my god
Rasputin who?
Mr Moe rode Mr Joe towards his destiny
'til a Mr Foe said "mister, no!" and attacked him testily
deserves more likes
bravo
Well done
Splendid!
Amazing!
MARK: I hate character customization! Just give me the default!
ALSO MARK: *takes the time to design a distorted abomination of a human being*
I personally just see the lost Bogdanov twin. And it's actually pretty scary.
Creating abominations is fun though!
@@AltF-io3dy agreed
"I'm a hypocrite! Hungry, hungry hypocrite."
No middle sliders!
“How ridiculous do you want your character to look?”
Markiplier: Yes
@SillySanta hop in my car, we need to find out who tf asked
Good ol Markiplier
M R M O E
@YadGotCombos yours is even worse
U mean how hot?
Squidward: Does anybody here play an instrument?
Mark: Are character creation sliders an instrument?
Helloo
no mark sliders are not a instrument
@@howaboutno7429 i would reply with _____ is not an instrument either but i cant think of anything
@@3ndoBiologist ah understandable
The assault the foxes had on Mr. Moe had me in tears. They just kept coming out of nowhere, and yet somehow, he took them all on. Like he said he would.
"How much wolf is in this man? An incredible amount."
There are two wolves inside you, Mark. One is a masochist, and the other is a masochist.
Neither wolf will admit it though. XD
He’s just a masochist no matter what
Which one will win? Neither because they are masochists
Ones a masochist, the other just wants to see whether or not his body can take it
They are both chewing on their own tails.
I am laughing too much at the fact that he didn't realized he's basically named his character Mr. Myth Of Empire
MMO version of Mr. Worldwide
He did realize. Far to late, but he did nonetheless
Hello yes it is me, Mr. Video Game, here to steal your spleen
He is Mr. Markiplier Myth of Empire
He is the protagonist of the entire game
you need bob n wade with you in this. the stories and journey would be legendary
"Ah, it's ok. Moe is too generic."
Next sentence:
*"They call me MR. MOE."*
Never change, Mark, never change.
Mark: CLEARLY sees that nothing good awaits him in the town.
Also Mark : *DeStiNy.*
Well it turned out to be fate then Destiny lol.
*cALLS tO mEE*
More like...DEATHtiny
"Ow axe in my ass"
lmao this is basically the plot to The Witcher 🤣
I can't wait for him to play this with Wade and Bob this is going to be glorious
Same
Yasss
And sean
@@doomsday8864 can’t forget the fantastic four ✨
Hahahha
Its insane how Mark was able to make his character look so much like himself.
Press E if you want to be an E
Lmao
To be fair, everyone _does_ look like Markiplier, he even made a video about it
“Human society is just a pyramid scheme of bodegas” my favourite quote
I legit laughed so hard at him running through the town screaming destiny while in his underwear
The axe on his arse 🤣🤣🤣
SAME 😂
Me too
So, you laughed at funny moment.
Cool story
"Mr. Moe is friendly!"
A few seconds earlier
"I'm gonna punch a horse."
2:03 OMG IS THAT NIKOCADO AVOCADO!
@@PussGreyPussMeng 💀
For someone who is always against character customization/prefers going default, Mark got an amazing amount of enjoyment from the character creator here xD I loved seeing that.
Imagine how strong marks army is going to be if all his fans started to play this and help him.
That’s something that NEEDS to happen omg
A bunch of short buses an army does not make...
yep
"Don't be afraid of Mr Moe"
- Mr Moe, Epitome of nightmares
o_o
Hey now, even angels say “be not afraid”
I may be afraid of Mr. Moe
I haven't laughed so hard in a while than at this ridiculously chiseled man's fluctuating features to the serious music.
I was both dying of laughter and incredibly impressed with how on the mark it was to the music.
We all laughed, because we have all been there in character creation haha 😄 also the fact he called him Moe but it stood for the game name xD
Same lol
exactly the same😂😂😂😂😂
I was in the break room at work and I'm pretty sure people thought I was crying.
He does know that he could legit have a sprawling empire of all his fans and take over a whole server with the amount of people who would pledge their loyalty to MOE-kiplier?
I know this because I am one of those people lol
i couldnt handle him running through the enemy’s town yelling destiny while in his underwear then keeps getting shot in the ass 😭 “i see it’s not destiny, it’s deathtiny” got me so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Mark: "DESTINY"
People in town: "What in the blue blazes?!"
"Let's kick his ass right now, with everything we got!" *proceed to throw all kinds of weapons at his ass*
@@Try4Ce his ass was so reinforced from jumping on the seesaw that he REFLECTS every weapon
The problemb with mark being sponsored is every game he plays looks fun because he is playing it, we watch hours of this man cut grass and use a hose. He is the perfect sponsor making any game look good
He's financially stable enough to not accept shitty sponsors so when he does sponsored content, it's pretty entertaining either way because he wanted to do it, not because he needed money or exposure.
@@kotarodesu_23 ye
@@kotarodesu_23 mostly, yeah. but he does use these to help fund his projects like heist! youtube won't pay for everything
@@emmartheindomitable good point
If you enjoy survival games like Ark or Conan then this game is for you. It is actually quite fun.
"That's a lot of foxes. That's-I'll take you all on!"
I was lol. Good show Mark.
“Mark riding and running screaming DESTINY” is the most Mark thing i’ve seen 😂
It was so inspiring until his destiny became his end.- Sun Tzu, The Ideal Man
honestly though, facts
A man of culture -Zanny
@@Rednec_Patriot and a Horse of culture too
I thought his end was an arrow in his ass lol
Mark: "I am eloquent, I say words good."
Also Mark: _babbles nonsensically_
Also him super bodega
DESTINY!!
@droach thank you droach
@@xerilaun Thank you jungshook (love the user btw)
Can we talk about how on cue with the music he was when designing his character tho-
I'd love to see Mark play this one with Wade and Bob, I'm sure their collective intelligence will let them conquer the fears and deathtiny
Mark: Mr. Joe I love you!
Horse: Dies a painful agonizing death while Mark is forced to watch.
R. I. P
only a real fan would know his name is mr moe.
@@mimmyyyyyy the horse is Mr. Joe
Mark having fun moving the sliders along the music and chuckling to himself was... So endearing.
I know, right? He's still the same old Mark :')
The, " My Destiny " part had me laughing and crying tears of pure Joy
His character isn't even ugly it'd scary as hell 🤣🤣🤣 respect for Mark for making this glorious creature
"The Society of Bodegas: a look into the early stages of human societal development" by French sociologist Mark Iplier
Marque Iplierre*
@@Sad_Mercy Marc with a C
Full name: Marquis Edwardo Iplie'rre
Mark: *picks Moe*
*That name is already taken*
Mark: *picks Mr. Moe*
Genius
They call me MR. MOE!
I’m guessing we won’t see more gameplay of this for awhile, given the copyright infringement issue between the Ark: Survival Evolved and Myth of Empires
Yeah I saw that too, but at the moment I'm calling bullshit, this game is a measure more polished than ARK ever could be.
@@CrimsonKage that’s not the point. I don’t get why you move immediately to bashing the game it copied, as ark came out years ago and this is a brand new release.
@@bobdickens3674 I've played ARK, many times, it's jankiness isn't in question, but their truthfulness is, considering past stunts they've pulled. I don't know anything about the company that made this new game, but studio WIldcard has form when it comes to lying, and as of yet I haven't seen any evidence that anything was stolen, other than the games playing similarly.
Until there is posted evidence of it, then the claim remains false and this new game shouldn't be summarily removed from Steam, that's all.
Mark: I love resource gathering in survival games, it just hits the hunter-gatherer part of my brain REAL hard
Also Mark: AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES CRAFTING TAKE SO MANY RESOURCES
i’m honestly surprised how fun this game looks considering it’s being played promotionally. i hope he keeps playing.
To the person reading this comment You are awesome & hope you are having a great day
My dream is to hit 1k I hope you can help me accomplish my dreams.,
The games just too generic and uninspired imo
@@justsnortingbutt7821 Imo it looks like a bootleg Ark Survival Evolved
@@VideoV bruh
Hahah yes agree 😂
I died laughing at the other player's name Pat Fenis and cannot believe Mark didn't acknowledge it
2:13
8:43
ok thank god someone esle noticed
"This is my destiny. I'm supposed to do this, dammit!" --John Locke
don't tell Mark what he can't do!
Man, I'm so glad Monster Factory is back. I've missed it.
I'd love to see a sequel video, but with a _legion_ of fans following Mark around. That would be hilarious.
Let's expand on that idea and have like Mark be the king and everyone else be working for him. I would love to see Mark controlling his own fans and managing pretty much his own xlcity and maybe even an "empire"
@@josephstalin8684 I'd be down for that xD
You know for sure if it’s gonna be a PvP they’ll hunt him for his skin tho
@@josephstalin8684 I can’t wait to see a revolution lol
@@josephstalin8684 Sounds like Wades community from Rust lol I want to see it now though
I just realized that Mr. Joe has a lot of similarities with Jœrgen the horse:
- similar name
- took a lot of effort to tame
- similar colour
- left us too soon
except its mr Moe
@@realjamesbowned you didn’t watch far enough my dude.
@@realjamesbowned why would you reply to a comment before watching the entire video you absolute herbivore
Who’s Joe? *wait-*
@@jan_draws5268 Mom?
"Nothing can stand between me and my Destin- AH! WoLVES!!"
This is just like that time I went to Dollywood.
Mark is truly an expert at history. I've never seen a better description of the start of human society. A pyramid scheme of bodegas.
I love how mark goes from fun loving, intelligent “DUDE” in podcasts to brainless, calm, collective grandma during lets plays w his glasses and yellow cover. Speaking of podcasts you guys should check out Distractible.
I'd be very worried if my grandma started yelling TUSSLE WITH MY MUSCLE like at 25:16
@@ajaxnightshade6095 this grandma is just built different
We love a man with range
@@redcipher420 Amen.
I read your comment a few times, it made zero sense so I moved on…then Mark left as an intelligent dude then came right back as a brainless grandma.
So here I am back after I said OHHHH!! Makes perfect sense now! 😂
Mark: I'm not really into character customization.
Also Mark: *spends 5 minutes customizing his character*
Only 5?
Minutes?
Mark beating up those foxes was the funniest thing ive seen in a while and the hardest ive laughed in a while
I would love an extended version of his speech. I'm not sure why but it is so amazing and having more would be great
I love when a game has a character creator like this because of how quickly you can throw all logic and sense out the window
Mark designing Mr. Moe is literally my last braincell at the end of the day when I'm tired and just want to go home.
Petition for a 20 part series of Myth of Empires please
I love the idea that in this world, (in the game of course), kids in the future read books about marks character and have tests about it in schools.
How Mark creates a character is how I imagine God makes humans.
Step 1. Figure what is happening
Step 2. Randomly start moving things around
Step 3. Fuck it, imma make this thing look as dumb as possible.
Step 4. Profit
yes I imagine god creates human with giggle in every part of customization
This comment is awesome
Basically the meme of God with the salt shaker, but the cap falls off-
He forgot to take my memories away before he sent me to Earth, so when He was making me I actually remember watching my body rapidly bloat and shrink in time with the music He had playing in the background. It made me nauseous at the time.
"I will call upon the gods of destiny-ahh, my ass!"
I died lmao 😂
Same. But the laughter also reincarnated me and killed me again.
............................................................................
Heheheheh funneh
So did mr moe
This quickly became Monster Factory and I love it
Whenever Mark customizes a character, I laugh to the point of tears
The whole end made me wheeze... "Destiny!", "Ow, my ass!" followed by "Deathtiny..." was way to hilarious!
Mr. Moe trying to get to his destiny is so inspiring.
Now I wanna play destiny..
imagine killing this random dude who charged into your fortress on a horse just to see him suddenly stand up without his armor after you could've sworn he died and he just screams "My DeStIny!!" As he starts booking it further into the fortress only to die again and get up AGAIN.
@@JTLrandom wait till december, their nerfing stasis by then
@@LucidWeedy the soldiers be like:
Soldier 1: "Yo wtf is with this guy!?"
Soldier 2: "What sorcery is this??? Why is he alive all of a sudden??!!"
Soldier 3: "Lmao I got this" *shoots him right in the ass with his bow and arrow* "There!! I got him!!!"
*Mr. Moe respawns*
Soldiers: "WTF..."
I’ve been watching you since 2015 and I have always enjoyed your content, and whenever I was in a really shitty place in my life, watching your videos helped and always made me smile.
Mark plays Monster Factory and immediately breaks the first rule of no middle sliders
I'd actually really like to see more of this! Mark's silliness and commentary with a survival game is a rare delight that we get to see, but a delight none the less!
Mark: Nothing can stand in my way
Also Mark: Ah- Wolves! Wolves! Wolves are standing in my way!
This part made me laugh so much XD
You know what made me crack up like an egg?
7:34 "I GoT A RuBbLe."
“Bash a tree to build a bodega” masterfully said
I hope that he might play this one day with Bob and Wade. That would be a great video.
Oh my god, Mark dying on his way to his "destiny" in his underwear had me laughing so fucking hard . . . I'm crying, omg . . .
my cheeks actually hurt, but then again I'm sure Mr. Moe's does too after an axe to the ass lol
Same lmfao I’m literally in tears rn
Once Mark masters this game he’s got another video to do with Bob and Wade together in this one game in awe that Mark can actually survive better than them
He'll be like wade in every other game they play with a bazillion levels
@@bipbipletucha somehow succeeding better at *knowing* survival games than Bob and mark? Not *surviving*
12:52 You must be a good provider and understand that is part of who you are. It's admirable.
2:12 I find it amusing and hilarious how Mark was amused when he played around with the fat and muscle feature along with the music at the same time.
Everytime I see Mark's character creations it make me wish he played more rpg's, the chaos of him playing dragon age would be incredible, especially with the dialogue options it has
"I WANT TO CONQUER EMPIRES"
*tamed horse skill
"I WANNA TAME A HORSE"
Mark playing with the body slider to the music beat killed me lmao
just imagine if mr. moe was real, he would be on the cover of vogue, i'm sure of it
“You gotta excavate to kiss this man”
**laughs in Anthropology**
Hi! Sorry if this sounds rude, but what's Anthropology? My crow brain is like "new word, must learn" lol
@@mistyarsonist4337 It literally translates to “the study of man.” There’s subsets like physical anthropology, cultural anthropology, and forensic anthropology, but they all focus on the study of humanity and its evolution.
@@mistyarsonist4337 I have learned that term this semester in a course called 'Ergonomics and Styling'.
@@mistyarsonist4337 the guy is a furry and almost every furry has a long snout so when he says anthropology he means an anthropomorphic animal. Anthropomorphic turns any inanimate objects into a human like being
@@Risk658 dude what? you trollin rn? shame on ye
When Mark was messing around with the Character customiser slides, I could barely breathe.
And To the rhythm no less
Same
The part with the body sliders to the music fucking ended me tbh
“I don’t like customization”
- Mark
Really? Are you brand new to the internet? Never seen anything funny in your life before? This your very very first taste?
Love how this starts out with an episode of Monster Factory, great diversity or entertainment
Mark: I need friends
Me: Please tell me this is about to be a collab series with Bob and Wade
This game's character creation is literally on par with Oblivion's character creation and I love it.
Ma jeli
@CAT 🅥 àààaàa
Have you seen Arks character creation? Cause that is also VERY chaotic
@YadGotCombos bruh your content is terrible
@YadGotCombos I know this is a bot and I shouldn't reply, but you do not have a professional editor (probably can't even afford one, much less have one on pay-roll), your videos look sub-par and trash-quality, and your view counts are utterly random and all over the place. Your mouth is writing checks your image can't cash.
Who else wants to see a full series of mark just slowly become a emperor of a kingdom full of his subscribers?
Me
Gonna have to agree.
I'd try that.
that happened in drunk minecraft
34:38 “i love you. You’re my horse and I love you” * immediately rides that exact horse into battle and watches it be killed right in front of him *
"Am I discoNECTING >:( " god I felt that on a spiritual level, crashed way too many times during important raids in my WOW days
That casual reveal that his face had been covering up a chat box the entire time. XD
then suddenly...
_"I'll make a man out of you"_ starts playing
*joins a pvp server*
*proceeds to start dying to FOXES*
*makes a galaxy quest reference out of panic*
Looking like he's looking for the potion seller's strongest potion
"And then u get those people who have bodegas to build more bodegas and then u have a pyramid scheme of bodegas, but then u have an empire."
Wow, Mark just described NYC better than I could have.
*spoilers for the video*
I couldn’t stop laughing when Mr. Moe reached his destiny and it was just a huge city filled with rebels
Spoilers!
@@wk8637
Sorry, I’ll add a spoiler warning
@@evehellod9776 thanks
LMAO That spoiler warning is hilarious! Would've done it's job if it wasn't surrounded by like 70,000 other comments about the video xD
@@Amodh1257 no
i love how like a 5th of this video is random character customization shenanigans
Thank you for sharing this game, Mark! Made me laugh a lot and it looks like a fun MMO. I hope maybe to see more of your playthrough of it since I can't try it out myself
Mark : * exists *
Game : You have proved to be worthy of a level up
Why can't life be like this tho? XD
@@koremcintosh6044 that how it is sadly
Now, I ask you to imagine you’re a ruler of a fortress regulating business in the kingdom and stuff. Then, out of nowhere, a crazed man attempts to storm your gates on horseback. He is slain by your guards at the gate… OR SO YOU THOUGHT. The mystical Mr. Moe, after being impaled by your guards, awakens from his ostensible demise. He instantaneously strips every article of his clothing except for his undergarments (thankfully) as any reasonable human being would after being resurrected. He then proceeds to sprint through your kingdom frantically screaming about his destiny. Thankfully, your guards once again eliminate him by chucking an axe at his ass. Peace at last… SIKE. Mr. Moe is resurrected once more and continues his quest to reach the center of the kingdom. He reaches his waypoint and is rewarded for his efforts with yet another axe to the ass. He finally surrenders and leaves your kingdom in just his undergarments. A lesson to be learned here is: don’t be a pain in the ass, and you won’t experience pain in your ass. Where am I going with this story? I don’t know. Why are you still reading this? I still don’t know. (38:07)
Ahh it's so funny to imagine that. can't help it 😂
I can't read this without laughing
Jesus christ
The last few minutes of the video are the funniest thing I have seen for such a long time Thanks for the laughs
19:19 I loved fishing in World of Warcraft. I agree that it's also great in ANY MMORPG
Mark: "The collecting is what brings me to these games. I could collect all day."
Game: Collect this.
Mark: "Goddamnit!"
I'm dying of laughter and my sides are hurting
Thinking about Mr Moe, this crazy naked commoner man just screaming "my destiny" while he's running through the town, bulldozing over the guards
And they keep spearing him down but he keeps coming back alive
Ahh I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
On a serious note tho, this game is so gorgeous.
🤣😭
I honestly would be down to see him continue playing this it was super fun.
Yo I love the body sliding that matched the music LMAO. It was so good I had to come back just to watch it.