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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2021
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight 2 года назад +6348

    Patient: "Is my prescription in, Doc?"
    Doc, excitedly mixing random powders:
    *"We're going on an aDvEnTuRe."*

    • @lightenergy17
      @lightenergy17 2 года назад +135

      I wanna get off Doctor Markiplier's wild ride

    • @calebbryant8550
      @calebbryant8550 2 года назад +90

      @@lightenergy17 I don't. Choo Choo!

    • @nichfroddle1397
      @nichfroddle1397 2 года назад +59

      HOPE IT AINT A BAD TRIP

    • @carmelpancake
      @carmelpancake 2 года назад +25

      I guess they’re gonna go on an adventure, an adventure of *fun*

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 2 года назад +12

      bruh, violent grinding isn't mark's way of mixing them powders. he's more... diplomatic... when grinding them.

  • @jaiviandavis4898
    @jaiviandavis4898 2 года назад +22130

    I'm starting to think he just looked up "simulator" on steam and bought all of them

    • @davelister6173
      @davelister6173 2 года назад +319

      @Sound City NO

    • @terrodark98
      @terrodark98 2 года назад +182

      @Sound City lol, ok kid 👌

    • @fuzionzplayer8472
      @fuzionzplayer8472 2 года назад +131

      @Sound City doubt it

    • @kalirose7091
      @kalirose7091 2 года назад +139

      Wouldnt put it past him lol

    • @YaLadMitch
      @YaLadMitch 2 года назад +192

      @Sound City my guy this isn't the correct way to get views and subs in fact it's wrong

  • @notspookee8548
    @notspookee8548 2 года назад +1998

    I'm still disappointed Mark never continued this game, especially considering there was unironically a penis enlargement potion and he kept joking about that

    • @Kassaroodle
      @Kassaroodle 2 года назад +70

      Yea I would have loved to see where it went ;((

    • @ryancafolla2256
      @ryancafolla2256 6 месяцев назад +23

      This deserves a revisit for sure, atleast till mark discovers that potion

    • @mercurymerc6518
      @mercurymerc6518 5 месяцев назад +3

      Wait really?

    • @notspookee8548
      @notspookee8548 5 месяцев назад +25

      @@mercurymerc6518 it was more like a potion of horniness so I named it viagra lol, but also late game you get a potion of general enlargement, make anything big.

    • @oliviasevern
      @oliviasevern 2 месяца назад

      replying to this comment to hopefully make this video go insanely and oddly viral so mark can play more of this delightful game with an unironic penis enlargement potion bc he would lose his shit

  • @WraithGG
    @WraithGG 2 года назад +3165

    The word “Mortar” comes from the Latin word “Mortarium,” which can be loosely translated as “place for pounding.” The word “Pestle” comes from the classical Latin word “Pistillum” meaning “pounder”.
    The bomb is similar named because it is aimed at one place, and then pounds it.

    • @AstralVyper
      @AstralVyper 2 года назад +25

      How many toes do you have?

    • @marcswg
      @marcswg 2 года назад +279

      Place for pounding, huh? 🤔

    • @noahvanhyning7752
      @noahvanhyning7752 2 года назад +26

      @@marcswg bruh

    • @taytsay1
      @taytsay1 2 года назад +65

      The More You Know ::shooting star::

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 2 года назад +93

      That...doesn’t make things better, since Mark said that the pestile has a penile shape...

  • @showtime375
    @showtime375 2 года назад +6956

    THEY CHANGED THE NAME TO Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator IM DYING

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet 2 года назад +133

      Amazing 😆

    • @lemurpie9381
      @lemurpie9381 2 года назад +549

      I bet it was a moment of like
      "AH How come we didn't think of that one"

    • @Lightning_Farron
      @Lightning_Farron 2 года назад +167

      Did they just decided to change it?
      Or did they changed it after seeing this video?

    • @UsernameTaken404
      @UsernameTaken404 2 года назад +85

      Dying*
      Yes, im that guy :)

    • @PowerPunk31590
      @PowerPunk31590 2 года назад +48

      What really?? Wow nice mark did that

  • @donovanwhelan5617
    @donovanwhelan5617 2 года назад +2867

    I don’t normally comment on videos, but damn do I need this to be a series.

  • @brittneyross6176
    @brittneyross6176 2 года назад +1170

    My new thing is now telling people "You look like a man who loves kielbasa."

    • @kokkolintu3528
      @kokkolintu3528 2 года назад +78

      I'll just start chatting people up with "Ladies! Books! Weather! I love you!" 😂

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +4

      Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +6

      @@kokkolintu3528 kielbasa!

    • @kokkolintu3528
      @kokkolintu3528 2 года назад +22

      @@reapertango1999 Oh, you have such a way with words! *swoon" 😍

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +4

      @@kokkolintu3528 books

  • @tonyblank2022
    @tonyblank2022 2 года назад +1286

    Mark: "So peaceful"
    Also Mark: Sells strong and fast-acting poison
    XD

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 года назад +19

      *DO YOU DO POISON?!?*

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +4

      And fire elemental potion

    • @Captain_Rye
      @Captain_Rye 2 года назад +5

      @@weldonwin No, sir, just holidays. This is a travel agent, sir.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 2 года назад +2410

    Mark: Joking about sex potions.
    Me: Literally discovered the Libido effect by accident in 40 minutes of playing the game.

    • @YeetBoi678
      @YeetBoi678 2 года назад +89

      Is that potion related to sex
      Where stock me want buy

    • @sweetyaams8040
      @sweetyaams8040 2 года назад +44

      Do you mind explaining what the Libido effect is... I like hearing people’s simpler explanations than a websites definition with weird words

    • @honeybee3019
      @honeybee3019 2 года назад +151

      @@sweetyaams8040 To put it simply, libido is the want to have sex. So the libido effect just makes the person really want to have sex. I hope that explains it well enough for you without going into too much detail.

    • @cladvahd6155
      @cladvahd6155 2 года назад +28

      @@honeybee3019
      Your name fits this so well, because of the classic bee talk.

    • @skeletoons4080
      @skeletoons4080 2 года назад +13

      @@honeybee3019 interesting….

  • @OnyxKingYT
    @OnyxKingYT 2 года назад +5584

    Markiplier playing any game with the word Simulator.

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck 2 года назад +103

      Even if it doesn't say Simulator, he'll add it THEN play it.

    • @SchazmenRassir
      @SchazmenRassir 2 года назад +65

      This one doesn't. So if he plays more HuniePop 2, he'll probably label it as "Threesome Simulator" XD

    • @DarrianYates
      @DarrianYates 2 года назад +2

      lol 666 likes xD

    • @DarrianYates
      @DarrianYates 2 года назад +2

      @@DepressyDuck big brain xD

    • @cowabanger
      @cowabanger 2 года назад +1

      @@SchazmenRassir LMAO

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 2 года назад +586

    Mark: This game is lovely. It's so peaceful.
    Also Mark: sold poison to an assassin

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +11

      I don't understand why that guy didn't just make up an excuse. Nobody else had trouble getting poison 😄

    • @MidnightDStroyer
      @MidnightDStroyer 2 года назад +4

      Well, dying from a fast poison sounds peaceful...Far more peaceful than a knife in the gut.

    • @emeraldchief2914
      @emeraldchief2914 2 года назад +1

      WOOO 100th like, this is the first time i helped someone reach a milestone perfectly

    • @AodhMori
      @AodhMori 11 месяцев назад

      If you haven’t played it, play it

    • @KeyWiteWolf
      @KeyWiteWolf 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@emeraldchief2914 Just made the 500th like. I now understand your joy.

  • @vivi_mage7232
    @vivi_mage7232 2 года назад +169

    little tip: the closer you get the potion icon to the silhouette, the stronger the potion. also with having the potion recipe saved you can just skip the mixing/grinding part of it; especially useful when it’s a strong potion and it’s difficult to get it lined up perfectly

  • @Bookwormscififan
    @Bookwormscififan 2 года назад +4735

    As Mark says, this game was a delight to watch. Wouldn’t mind watching more videos of this game because it was wonderful

    • @HEHEABOY
      @HEHEABOY 2 года назад +13

      Hes not gonna post more XD

    • @selericus6862
      @selericus6862 2 года назад +21

      might I recommend Aliensrock gameplay of this

    • @radn3621
      @radn3621 2 года назад +6

      @@selericus6862 yeah...I binged his whole playthrough today

    • @josephbreault6874
      @josephbreault6874 2 года назад +7

      PART 2 LETS GOOOOOOOOO

    • @JudahKeona
      @JudahKeona 2 года назад +8

      This is a top 5 on trending, I bet he will put out another one

  • @Hamster07
    @Hamster07 2 года назад +3656

    person: I'll pay 10 gold for that.
    Mark: "Did I ever mention how much I love you?"

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 2 года назад +54

      Yet more proof that Mark is just Patric Star with a headset.

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +51

      Every kid asking their parents for money

    • @dusathemaid
      @dusathemaid 2 года назад +52

      Person: "A potion, please,"
      Mark: "Sure, but first... Ladies, books, books, the ladies, sausages, the weather."
      Person: "Umm..."

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 2 года назад +14

      @@dusathemaid if someone said that to me and i was buying something id just reply with “yes.” And then ask them what price they want

    • @Games4Life7712
      @Games4Life7712 2 года назад +22

      Person: I would like your best healing to cure my fatal wounds
      Mark: I love you, the women, books, women, kielbasa, I love you, kielbasa, Haggle

  • @allison9link
    @allison9link 2 года назад +571

    Mark: “this is the greatest game”
    Power wash simulator: and here I thought we had something 🥲

  • @jupiterandsaturn111
    @jupiterandsaturn111 2 года назад +357

    I love seeing games where mark seems to genuinely enjoy himself. I’d love to see more of this

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 года назад +2699

    Lyxian is the best editor ever

    • @fearless4723
      @fearless4723 2 года назад +64

      Lixian

    • @mapleleaf5991
      @mapleleaf5991 2 года назад +73

      @@fearless4723 LOL what are you taaalking about fearless? Timebucks CLEARLY knows what he's talking about and is a longtime fan of Liychayanan. 😂

    • @vrusostalstreak6557
      @vrusostalstreak6557 2 года назад +18

      Godamn I was SO waiting to see the clip of Mark coghing on the final beat of the outro

    • @registeredhimbo
      @registeredhimbo 2 года назад +25

      Oh, yes! I love lichiana

    • @iamnugget
      @iamnugget 2 года назад +16

      ah yes, lyxian.

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 2 года назад +675

    How to promote your game:
    1. Make your own game
    2. Put the word "Simulator" on it
    3. Publish it
    4. Let Mark do his thing.

    • @mutiiYT
      @mutiiYT 2 года назад +12

      Seems legit

    • @Ali107
      @Ali107 2 года назад +16

      Too late for me though, currently working on a game called Brutal Shooter. Should've made a simulator instead.

    • @Ali107
      @Ali107 2 года назад +7

      @@restfulori212 Basically a DOOM-Styled Shooting Game, where you kill zombies. Right now, only 1 level is released. But once I finish making level 5, I'll release an update with 5 levels.

    • @windows10sovietedition86
      @windows10sovietedition86 2 года назад +4

      Potty Simulator 2077

    • @MikeTheEnforcer
      @MikeTheEnforcer 2 года назад +3

      @@Ali107 Brutality Simulator. :P

  • @datengineer2174
    @datengineer2174 2 года назад +101

    While I'm mildly concerned that he decided which was which by using the logic of "This must be the pestle as its penile in shape."
    He's not wrong the mortar is the bowl and the pestle is the grinder.

  • @TheSarcasticModerate
    @TheSarcasticModerate 2 года назад +116

    I’ll never be able to stop hearing Mark saying a random string of words followed by “kielBASA”.

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney 2 года назад +3852

    Incredible, just when I thought he was all out of simulator games (I mean, how many more could he review?)

    • @bmlewan
      @bmlewan 2 года назад +70

      All of them that's how many

    • @star4136
      @star4136 2 года назад +98

      Someone: how much simulator games do you wanna play?
      Mark: Y E S

    • @Brian-eh5gy
      @Brian-eh5gy 2 года назад +20

      Yet he still makes it watchable and enjoyable. 👍🏽

    • @DukemNukem
      @DukemNukem 2 года назад +41

      He went from King of FNaF to King of Simulators.

    • @cheesegames2538
      @cheesegames2538 2 года назад +9

      Trust me there are hundreds more

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 года назад +1049

    When you thought Mark was done with simulator games
    Mark : Hold my potion

    • @juliuscaesar810
      @juliuscaesar810 2 года назад +10

      Hi lonely Sandwich, are you still lonely?

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 2 года назад

      Exactly!

    • @MILKMAN7770
      @MILKMAN7770 2 года назад +1

      Good one

    • @bdekw
      @bdekw 2 года назад +1

      Also since we’re on the topic, Mark’s pronunciation of pestle is kiiind of irksome. Not necessarily incorrect per se, just not the widely accepted pronunciation of “pes-uhl”

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen 2 года назад

      @@bdekw have you heard him say crowbar? Man’s just quirky 😂

  • @DosTheSecond
    @DosTheSecond Год назад +157

    The fact that the developers added Alchemist Simulator in the name of new update makes me laugh

  • @TheJjcczz
    @TheJjcczz Год назад +89

    I wonder if Mark will come back to this now that it’s gotten a full release

    • @coolguy7817
      @coolguy7817 Год назад +1

      We can only hope

    • @ryancafolla2256
      @ryancafolla2256 6 месяцев назад

      I hope so, one of the only sim games he played I really wanna see more of

  • @sabrinawasem4337
    @sabrinawasem4337 2 года назад +469

    I really hope he plays more of this cause it is a “fucking delight”

    • @sturdybutter
      @sturdybutter 2 года назад +11

      “Goddamn* delight”

    • @HEHEABOY
      @HEHEABOY 2 года назад +4

      Dont get hopes up XD thats the "most" he will play it ... just by the thumbnail you can tell it

    • @mariamsaleh2939
      @mariamsaleh2939 2 года назад +3

      i dont think he will but i would love to see him playing it more as well

  • @vesh
    @vesh 2 года назад +885

    I remember when I was 11, and I used to stay up on my iPad playing “Little Alchemy” absolute W game

    • @magegamer806
      @magegamer806 2 года назад +17

      They made a second one

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 2 года назад +1

      Legendary

    • @yuichicowles7915
      @yuichicowles7915 2 года назад +5

      that game was pretty sick, I remember playing that in middle school

    • @marklloyd110
      @marklloyd110 2 года назад

      kleptocat

    • @Jax49
      @Jax49 2 года назад +3

      You were 11 when iPad was around? That makes you like... 15 year old! O_O

  • @nikolainyegaard
    @nikolainyegaard 2 года назад +111

    “this game is a god damn delight” then never touches it again

    • @hazelord
      @hazelord 2 года назад +19

      probably played it off cam like he did with rogue legacy 2. but yeah i also want him to play more of this, since i played this demo and the actual release adn enjoyed it.

    • @L0op
      @L0op 6 месяцев назад +5

      I found myself doing the same with this one. Like, I knew what was going on, I loved playing it once, but I never had an itch to play again

  • @jamielishbrook2384
    @jamielishbrook2384 Год назад +115

    I love this, mark talking how this game is a delight but s year later we have yet to see a part 2

    • @cavemaneca
      @cavemaneca Год назад +12

      Seems to me that for some games Mark intentionally doesn't complete a game, not because he doesn't like it or doesn't have time but because he'd rather the viewer play it themselves.

    • @OGdadpool
      @OGdadpool Год назад +3

      He doesn't seem to do "slow, easy-going, puzzle" let's plays typically. Especially not as a series

    • @Wincey97
      @Wincey97 Год назад +6

      He very well probably continued to play it on his own, since he was enjoying it so much.

    • @jamielishbrook2384
      @jamielishbrook2384 Год назад +4

      @@Wincey97 I get it now. After trying it out on my steam deck. This game really is a god damn delight.

  • @snubbullparty719
    @snubbullparty719 2 года назад +4845

    Definitely want to see more, Mark seems like he's really enjoying himself.

  • @peppermintlizzie
    @peppermintlizzie 2 года назад +282

    Us, begging: Please more Potion Craft
    Mark, cackling: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY SCARY GAMES

  • @t-greenrock404
    @t-greenrock404 2 года назад +58

    Mark playing Lawn Mowing Simulator: “This is the final simulator game I’m going to play”
    Also Mark: “Welcome to Alchemist Simulator”

  • @maquekenzie
    @maquekenzie 2 года назад +50

    Mark is having so much fun, and it's somehow both peaceful AND quirky and just like, perfect for him, I'd love to see more!

  • @naekiyomi
    @naekiyomi 2 года назад +484

    mark in court: “i think i helped kill a dude, that’s okay. happens to the best of us. it’s not my fault. i only sold the poison……that does seem like it’s my fault, but shut up”

    • @liliowen2132
      @liliowen2132 9 дней назад

      Cyanide and Happiness: I Killed Him

  • @michaelhartwick2292
    @michaelhartwick2292 2 года назад +571

    I expected Mark to start saying "You close?!" While mortar and pestelling the shit out of ingredients.

    • @gorangersforever
      @gorangersforever 2 года назад +2

      Timestamp???

    • @Mr.Finklebottom
      @Mr.Finklebottom 2 года назад +4

      @@gorangersforever throughout the entire video. He uses it multiple times, just watch.

    • @katrinatucker4178
      @katrinatucker4178 2 года назад +4

      I died laughing

    • @nandabun
      @nandabun 2 года назад

      I'm disappointed Mark didn't heart your comment!

  • @sometechydude2324
    @sometechydude2324 2 года назад +23

    It would be really cool if there were some orders that made you need to brew a lower level potion, like for the beer potion you can’t make it too high of a level because it would actually hurt them

    • @vexx80000
      @vexx80000 Год назад

      I think that's a mechanic, but not so directly. An example being people asking for rat poison: if you give them a strong poison, they won't pay as much as someone asking for the strong poison.

    • @tribblesfoxfolk
      @tribblesfoxfolk Год назад +4

      Hello from the future! The game's fully released now and that's actually a mechanic; some orders request either a potion with "weak" effects or "strong" ones, and will pay more than usual for said potion. It gives you something to do with all those weak potions you end up making when exploring or after borking a brew.

  • @novasolarius8763
    @novasolarius8763 2 года назад +25

    Mark-that-moos: "it's so peaceful."
    Also Mark-that-moos: literally helped some guy murder people

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich 2 года назад +752

    Can we get more of this, 'cause this game is delightful.

  • @harrybt9338
    @harrybt9338 2 года назад +607

    Markiplier: *reads the story about the ABANDONED house*
    Also Markiplier: *makes up a cover up story for the murder of the houses inhabitants*

    • @Happycide
      @Happycide 2 года назад +15

      "Abandoned", yeah that's what they all say.

    • @thomasshelby8369
      @thomasshelby8369 2 года назад

      الر جاء المساعده

    • @shemer00
      @shemer00 2 года назад +1

      It's the best part of Mark 🤣

  • @The_Anti-Guide
    @The_Anti-Guide 2 года назад +21

    I played the demo of this but there's a few things to know:
    Potions have 3 tiers, obviously the higher the tier the better, the more aligned your "cursor" is over the outline the closer you get to tier 3
    Water is a handy dandy way to line it up _juuuust_ right
    The basement has some secret but I didn't get to find out what
    Other than that, you're doing great

  • @khaosproduction1645
    @khaosproduction1645 2 года назад +15

    This game deserves a series. I just love Mark's unfiltered joy

  • @dragonkyng
    @dragonkyng 2 года назад +607

    Mortar is the bowl and comes from the Latin moartarium meaning literally “Bowl for pounding and mixing.” Pestle is the rod like part and comes from the Latin pistillum meaning “pounder”

    • @Jwsponky
      @Jwsponky 2 года назад +24

      And based on the tales I've heard, the artillery mortars were named after the grinding mortars, since the earliest ones were in essence giant metal bowls filled with black powder and a mortar ball.

    • @d.sadster5684
      @d.sadster5684 2 года назад +27

      heh "pounder"

    • @Nafinafnaf
      @Nafinafnaf 2 года назад +9

      @@d.sadster5684 heheheh

    • @ahmedlpg9379
      @ahmedlpg9379 2 года назад +1

      @@Nafinafnaf hehehe

    • @nellylenaj3601
      @nellylenaj3601 2 года назад +3

      This makes his sex pun jokes even better. 😂😂

  • @Predzilla2000
    @Predzilla2000 2 года назад +754

    No one:
    Mark: *”IS THIS THE WIZARDS D I L D O TRUNK?”*

    • @jerrbear5958
      @jerrbear5958 2 года назад +10

      I hope, legends say that it will grant your very wishes.

    • @LordClassyMoose
      @LordClassyMoose 2 года назад +1

      Now we know where he hides his

  • @LockheartCrow
    @LockheartCrow Год назад +8

    0:03
    Lads, did the game have the subtitle of “Alchemist Simulator” before Mark made this video?

  • @Ithil7
    @Ithil7 2 года назад +20

    Omg, I'm Polish and when Mark suddenly said "kiełbasa" for the first time it give me mini heart attack, like he suddenly started speak polish, wtf is my life XDDD

    • @nakedstatue8517
      @nakedstatue8517 2 года назад +3

      Omg same

    • @Ithil7
      @Ithil7 2 года назад

      @@nakedstatue8517 Polish uszanowaneczko i smacznej kawusi ;)

  • @RavnicaRaven
    @RavnicaRaven 2 года назад +1276

    The mortar is the bowl, and the pestle (pronounced “pess-uhl”) is the grindin’ stick

    • @Waltuber
      @Waltuber 2 года назад +65

      The whole time I'm just thinking, STOP CALLING IT "PESS TAL"

    • @bugmoon1939
      @bugmoon1939 2 года назад +58

      when he first said "Pest-le" I thought he was doing it purposefully to mess with viewers, then he continued saying it like that and then I realized he wasn't doing it to mess with viewers.. Markiplier has reached the point of youtuber skills where he can mess with his viewers without even meaning to apparently.

    • @kukuhimanputraraharja8084
      @kukuhimanputraraharja8084 2 года назад +19

      mortar kombaaaat!!!! **sounds of mortar and pestle doing... kombat...**

    • @real_bork7858
      @real_bork7858 2 года назад +23

      when he said he slammed his pes tal in the mortar, i instantly thought of "I thlammed my penith in the car door" if you remember that lol

    • @RavnicaRaven
      @RavnicaRaven 2 года назад +2

      @@real_bork7858 now that’s what I call comedy

  • @MegaMisch
    @MegaMisch 2 года назад +286

    Marks haggling skills are off the charts, his casual mentions of the ladies and the weather have made we want to pay exorbitant amounts for common goods.

  • @Creativeman2
    @Creativeman2 2 года назад +4

    2:08 - the funny thing is that there is actually a potion in game that does that

  • @kfactor20
    @kfactor20 2 года назад +11

    8:00 who else's anxiety was getting triggered by how fast Mark was clicking in those small narrow spaces

  • @Samus11111
    @Samus11111 2 года назад +672

    Was this just called "Potion Craft" when Mark played it? Because it's "Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator" now XD.

    • @ItsRandyTheRat
      @ItsRandyTheRat 2 года назад +25

      Omg is it? Cause I’ve been playing it for a few weeks now and that’d be p wicked

    • @coffeegirl18
      @coffeegirl18 2 года назад +90

      That's so smart! I like that Mark plays these simulator games because a large portion are indie game companies and they probably get a decent sales increase from his game review.

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 2 года назад +29

      It’s always been titled that

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 года назад +7

      Dev must be a subscriber

    • @yurkogway7241
      @yurkogway7241 2 года назад +23

      I had to go and look in my steam library, I played it when it first came out back in September. I think it was just called Potion Craft. Lol. That's amazing.

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 2 года назад +329

    The whirlpools can move the potion around them when the cauldron is heated.
    Also you can make tier 3 potions by perfectly centering the potion icon on an effect.
    The recipe book is useful because you don't have to manually make saved recipes, for example if you make a tier 3 healing potion and don't want to go through the process of grinding, adding, mixing, and centering the potion every single time, you can save the recipe and use that to instantly make the potion from those ingredients.

    • @Midwinter_Snow
      @Midwinter_Snow 2 года назад +6

      im guessing the recipe book will use the same ingredients you did in the same amount.. so if you use a bunch to go one way then double back on yourself it'll waste them each time? Hence delete them and make better recipes?

    • @saltycaptain713
      @saltycaptain713 2 года назад +2

      @@Midwinter_Snow yeah it makes the potion just as you did so you need to be as efficient and cheap as possible; sure it’s easy to make a health potion with X and Y ingredients but if you rarely get them you can’t make it often

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 2 года назад +9

    along with Blacksmithing, I also wanted to be a Alchemist before I found out that modern chemistry isn't as exciting and being a Alchemist isn't a thing unless I can time travel and, and even then I would probably be killed for black magic or something... but I do own a mortar and pestle and I have turned items into other items via chemicals... the easiest thing is fools gold and "accidentally" making things explode... god I miss chemistry, maybe I'll get back into it as a hobby

  • @lordiedams348
    @lordiedams348 2 года назад +5

    5:08 so Guess we know why Wilford talk the way he does. Mustache

  • @alyssais0nline
    @alyssais0nline 2 года назад +653

    alternate title: Mark saying
    “weather, the ladies, books, KIELBASA” for 25 minutes straight

    • @heyanon8413
      @heyanon8413 2 года назад +1

      Dunno if i'm right, but i think it's "kolbasa", russian for sausage

    • @drowning0phelia
      @drowning0phelia 2 года назад +1

      @@heyanon8413 Kielbasa is the Polish word! (source : I am Polish)

    • @heyanon8413
      @heyanon8413 2 года назад +1

      @@drowning0phelia oh, my apologies! Didn't know that..

    • @Jaydulavr
      @Jaydulavr 3 месяца назад

      I saw this comment at the same time he said it💀

  • @lilianhandy6273
    @lilianhandy6273 2 года назад +815

    Lixian's baby is so cute with the matching hair and how he's all bundled up... just a little bag of beans baby

    • @mohammadbarakat5267
      @mohammadbarakat5267 2 года назад

      W comment

    • @JessCrimson
      @JessCrimson 2 года назад +4

      That’s exactly what I thought! I was like wow it’s like a baby Lixian with that hair 😂

    • @scarletember2496
      @scarletember2496 Год назад

      Bag of beans baby had me WHEEZING 😂

  • @daisyjasmine3969
    @daisyjasmine3969 2 года назад +20

    Please make this a series! I stumbled onto this when it was still in beta and I love it. Can't wait for Mark to see that there really is a potion of...y'know 😉

    • @reapertango1999
      @reapertango1999 2 года назад +1

      Wait there is? Omg he NEEDS to see this comment so he'll make it a series🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zipzedziltch1813
    @zipzedziltch1813 2 года назад +12

    I’d love to see a whole series of this ngl, mark seems to really enjoy it too

  • @suklaguha
    @suklaguha 2 года назад +828

    Mark, by now, must have an army of simulator games tucked inside his computer to wreak havoc on those who haven't listened to distractible yet.

    • @InvisibleSticks
      @InvisibleSticks 2 года назад +22

      @Sound City Did you mean? Markiplier is *better*
      My content is *garbage .*

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 2 года назад

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africabrofdid

    • @tweenytwinkies
      @tweenytwinkies 2 года назад

      @@26mic5 shut up

    • @suklaguha
      @suklaguha 2 года назад

      @@EEEEEEEE E

    • @theDeathgirl045
      @theDeathgirl045 2 года назад

      @@suklaguha E

  • @Trickydickie86
    @Trickydickie86 2 года назад +476

    "THIS GAME IS LOVELY" Why yes, yes it is.

  • @alexmark6580
    @alexmark6580 2 года назад +5

    Imagine if you could use the potion of frost as a method to create makeshift fridges and sell the potions as a way to keep the fridge working. It would be constant income. Keeping food fresh would be a pretty high priority.

  • @Kovabomb
    @Kovabomb Год назад +7

    I wonder how well he would like the new 0.5.0 update. New map, new mechanics, better haggling, etc.

  • @tomodayama7101
    @tomodayama7101 2 года назад +445

    Mark: "I'm going to guess that this thing is the Pestle because it looks penial."
    You're right....for the wrong reasons, but you're right lol

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 2 года назад +1

      It's penile, not penial.

    • @elsjac5664
      @elsjac5664 2 года назад +9

      @@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 penial, like....denial

    • @denkoumasato
      @denkoumasato 2 года назад +10

      *insert falcon and Winter soldier "He's out of line but he's right" here*

    • @neonthehybrid8047
      @neonthehybrid8047 2 года назад +8

      "He's a bit confused, but he's got the Spirit"

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 2 года назад +1

      It's funny cause it never occurred to me that I didn't know which was the mortar and pestle. I just thought of them as a unit and never went any further 😄

  • @namant126
    @namant126 2 года назад +133

    Mark:- "This is The greatest game ever"
    *Angry Powerwash Simulator sounds*

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus 4 дня назад +1

    I just picked this game back up after a long time without playing.
    Was talking to friends about it and decided the best way to explain was "I'm playing a game that got renamed because of Markiplier"

  • @williamwells434
    @williamwells434 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: a mortar, as in a mortar and pestle (pronounced pessl, without a t), is the same as a mortar as in a tiny cannon. They're essentially sturdy bowl-shaped things. A mortar (warfare) is so short its just bowl shaped, and has no barrel

  • @DrygdorDradgvork
    @DrygdorDradgvork 2 года назад +245

    Fun fact: mortar as in the indirect projectile launcher, and mortar as in mortar and pestle, both basically mean the same thing. The original weapon mortars looked basically like a really big mortar-and-pestle mortar. And now the word mortar sounds like complete nonsense when I say or think it.

    • @bluebeetle1154
      @bluebeetle1154 2 года назад +3

      i was gonna like but this comment is at 69

    • @TheDevPodcast
      @TheDevPodcast 2 года назад

      MARK IS RACEIST

    • @lvrboi92
      @lvrboi92 2 года назад +4

      Fun fact 2: The phenomenon in which you repeat a word until it loses meaning is called "semantic satiation"

  • @arayannaidoo1924
    @arayannaidoo1924 2 года назад +4

    12:02 didn't know Mark could speak The Sims language

  • @leahbobeaa
    @leahbobeaa 2 года назад +5

    I added this game onto my wishlist way back in April, not only am I stoked that it found its way to Markiplier's channel but it looks every bit as chill & charming as I hoped it would be!

  • @shadowvirk9901
    @shadowvirk9901 2 года назад +72

    i was just waiting for him to say "you close?" while he was crushing the ingredients

  • @endiemadness
    @endiemadness 2 года назад +297

    How to get a significant and/or friends based on Markiplier:
    Weather, Books, Love, Women, Books, Kielbasa, Love, etc.

    • @brunoleskovar4560
      @brunoleskovar4560 2 года назад

      It is spelled Kobasa not Kielbasa

    • @monsieurvoid5587
      @monsieurvoid5587 2 года назад +2

      @@brunoleskovar4560 leviossaaaaa

    • @mintanndroid3334
      @mintanndroid3334 2 года назад +6

      @@brunoleskovar4560 in Polish Kielbasa means sausage so I thought Mark says Polish word xD

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +3

    I'm sad that Mark didn't make more episodes of This Game. It genuinely looks like fun game to play on the background and hear Mark react to. I hope when The Devs release it from Early Access, Mark would play it again.

  • @ilikeexpiredcheese3951
    @ilikeexpiredcheese3951 2 года назад +11

    The most relaxing, interesting, charming, cute and delightful game ever

  • @beccasnyder
    @beccasnyder 2 года назад +403

    I absolutely ADORE this game. Agreed that it is "a goddamn delight." I played the demo months ago and cannot wait until the full version is out :)

    • @andreanemcek235
      @andreanemcek235 2 года назад +1

      Isn't it already out?

    • @beccasnyder
      @beccasnyder 2 года назад +6

      @@andreanemcek235 Kind of? It's in early access now, but according to their post about it, that's still missing a LOT of the same features the demo was.

    • @freakysquirrel7218
      @freakysquirrel7218 2 года назад +1

      @@andreanemcek235 It is but only in Early Access since a lot of features are still not implemented (like upgrading your lab, garden management etc.)

    • @franny6221
      @franny6221 2 года назад +3

      i bought it for my mom and I hear the potion craft music ALL DAY every day coming from her studio, im just glad shes having fun :)

    • @HelloThere-rv4gm
      @HelloThere-rv4gm 2 года назад

      god i am so jealous of you.

  • @grim_tnt_1879
    @grim_tnt_1879 2 года назад +259

    Mark: makes a potion of frost "ahhh i was so close." When he was trying to make a Fire potion

  • @syotos42
    @syotos42 2 года назад +5

    Fun fact, "Pestle" is pronounced without the t sound. "Pessel" "mortar and pessel" which, yes, is stupid and irritating"

    • @critical-goat363
      @critical-goat363 2 года назад

      Thanks for commenting the correct pronunciation, it did bug me a bit lmao

    • @HelloThere-rv4gm
      @HelloThere-rv4gm 2 года назад

      thank you for letting me know,
      but I have to stick to pronouncing it as pestle.
      this isn't to infuriate you or anything,
      it's just that my brain doesn't like it when I call a pestle pessel.

  • @mishkablueberry9931
    @mishkablueberry9931 2 года назад +1

    Ironically I'm a mortarman in the Marine Corps and when a mortar is incoming we do indeed yell "incoming", a mortar flying through the air does also make a loud whistling noise before impact.

  • @unuser0
    @unuser0 2 года назад +137

    Can we just take a second to appreciate Lixian’s editing. You can see how much effort and creativity he puts into each video, it’s honestly amazing.

    • @thanatos2195
      @thanatos2195 2 года назад +1

      Was this ghost written by Lixian?
      (Honestly, I agree with you, this reply is a joke please don’t take it too seriously)

  • @MohammedMahdi8005
    @MohammedMahdi8005 2 года назад +97

    I wish he would make sequels to all these simulator games, they are amazing stuff and I would binge watch drug dealer simulator at least 5 times if he plays it even more

    • @Griffindale
      @Griffindale 2 года назад

      I think he will for this one, its a very in depth game.

    • @joey3495
      @joey3495 2 года назад +6

      @@Griffindale he doesnt always finish games even if they're really in depth. Lots of gameplays get left unfinished. Don't get your hopes up

    • @MohammedMahdi8005
      @MohammedMahdi8005 2 года назад +1

      @@Griffindale no he won't, lawn mower simulator looks like it has even more depth but he will not go back to it and drug dealer simulator looks like it has an amazing storyline but does he even know about it's existence anymore? I don't think so

  • @HolyStarling198
    @HolyStarling198 Год назад +3

    Potion seller, I’m going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.

  • @pinkyoilers
    @pinkyoilers 2 года назад +5

    Why did mark play a bunch of simulator games and get his audience invested in each of them only to never play them on his channel again 😂

  • @gking1022
    @gking1022 2 года назад +275

    Someone needs to make a game called Markiplier Simulator, where you actually play as Lixian editing Marks videos, with a twist of identifying rogue elements of Darkiplier out of the videos, only to realize that Mark has been replaced by a corrupted Google algorithm, and Wilfred has been trying to find where he is, and that its been a secret plot created and ran by JIMMMMM.
    Just a thought.

  • @tertuga
    @tertuga 2 года назад +154

    The second he started using the mortar, I thought of him saying, “YOU CLOSE?!”

  • @ginahungate2390
    @ginahungate2390 Год назад +7

    I feel like he liked this game so much…. I’m gonna need another episode sir

  • @farbodmay7657
    @farbodmay7657 2 года назад +5

    Omagawd, it's the best way to discribe this game: "a delight"

  • @sirbiscutsomnom1454
    @sirbiscutsomnom1454 2 года назад +155

    I wonder if mark will ever realize the recipes allow him to quick craft potions. The better question, even if he realizes, will he use it?

  • @Mosthero1
    @Mosthero1 2 года назад +354

    “Have you ever wanted to be an Alchemist?”
    Me: “Fullmetal Alchemist”

    • @deadcat9133
      @deadcat9133 2 года назад +5

      the fire alchemist tho ... ;)

    • @chirpchirpy123
      @chirpchirpy123 2 года назад +1

      Dead alchemist

    • @chickendog246
      @chickendog246 2 года назад +1

      Big brother Edward...?

    • @psychogoreman198
      @psychogoreman198 2 года назад +1

      @@chickendog246 dude……not cool.

    • @Curseycubey
      @Curseycubey 2 года назад +2

      @@chirpchirpy123 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

  • @annabeiler4690
    @annabeiler4690 7 месяцев назад +3

    16:37 this has to be my favorite part of the video

  • @biscuit512
    @biscuit512 2 года назад +2

    I want more of this mark please make this a series

  • @Frenchaboo
    @Frenchaboo 2 года назад +232

    "Can I just grab any house I want? Are we squatters?" Mark asking the real questions makes me wonder how hilarious his reaction to Heaven Official's Blessing would be.

    • @ffobsession
      @ffobsession 2 года назад +12

      I never thought I’d see a reference to heavens official’s blessing here and I love it

  • @V3xxe
    @V3xxe 2 года назад +444

    Game: You can sell potions.
    Me: POTION SELLER. I AM GOING INTO BATTLE.

    • @taurus_says_hi8404
      @taurus_says_hi8404 2 года назад +25

      I NEED ONLY YOUR *STRONGEST* POTIONS!

    • @wereowl9369
      @wereowl9369 2 года назад +18

      @@taurus_says_hi8404 you can't handle my strongest potions

    • @adczaquao.o1664
      @adczaquao.o1664 2 года назад +11

      @@wereowl9369 potion seller, I'm telling you I'm going into battle!

    • @Wow1w
      @Wow1w 2 года назад +11

      You dont know what you ask, traveller. My strongest potions would kill a *dragon* , let alone a *Man* . You'll have to find a Seller who sells *Weaker* potions!

    • @cindy-mai
      @cindy-mai 2 года назад +3

      @@Wow1w Potion Seller, I'm telling you I _need_ your STRONGEST potions. I'm going into *BATTLE* ! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!

  • @ballsonc6251
    @ballsonc6251 2 месяца назад +2

    Weather, the ladies, books kielbasa….gets ‘em every time

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Год назад +2

    Mark: "And the developers would be pretty offended if I called it that."
    Devs: *Add "Alchemist Simulator" to the name*
    Me: "I'm sure they're okay with it Mark."

  • @pawewaszkiewicz8109
    @pawewaszkiewicz8109 2 года назад +216

    "You look like a man who loves kielbasa" killed me as a polish person

    • @pawewaszkiewicz8109
      @pawewaszkiewicz8109 2 года назад +3

      @Wojtashe I wonder where did he learn this word

    • @owoah536
      @owoah536 2 года назад +1

      His pronounciation is so funny and amazing, I'm Polish as well.
      Jego wymowa jest taka śmieszna i zajebista, też jestem polakiem

    • @EthanfromEngland-
      @EthanfromEngland- 2 года назад +3

      @@pawewaszkiewicz8109 its a thing in the US so the word is used. Same in UK but I think the term Wiejska is used. idk

    • @avabethmcghee3048
      @avabethmcghee3048 2 года назад +1

      @Wojtashe It's really popular sliced up and put into spaghetti sauce here in America. At least, I really like it.

    • @pawewaszkiewicz8109
      @pawewaszkiewicz8109 2 года назад

      @@avabethmcghee3048 glad to hear that you like kiełbasa 😅 I gotta try it with spaghetti sauce myself

  • @Akosua_donkor
    @Akosua_donkor 2 года назад +201

    Every RUclipsr: *Plays Squid game*
    Mark: *Plays every simulator known to man*

    • @morgan.mets5700
      @morgan.mets5700 2 года назад +5

      *plays squid game simulator* :O

    • @iamblackwhite101
      @iamblackwhite101 2 года назад +6

      tbh squid game is so overrated

    • @Tariqblox1
      @Tariqblox1 2 года назад +3

      @@iamblackwhite101 agreed

    • @Tariqblox1
      @Tariqblox1 2 года назад

      @@iamblackwhite101 i watched it and it was a decent movie but I like the flash more

    • @StorymasterQ
      @StorymasterQ 2 года назад

      Even Nux hosted his own Squid Game, heh.

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 2 года назад +2

    22:43
    Merman . . Merman . . .
    *The Gongoozler?!*

  • @hazelord
    @hazelord 10 месяцев назад +1

    This game is truly a delight. Would love to see mark play this again, seeing the new updates like combining potions, and just peacefully making potions ❤

  • @cassandra5322
    @cassandra5322 2 года назад +130

    I like how they edited Mark's face to look like the potions seller's face.

    • @gergthegoblin
      @gergthegoblin 2 года назад +7

      His potions are too strong for you, traveler.

    • @Someone-nt8wz
      @Someone-nt8wz 2 года назад

      Edited by: Lixian and other dude

    • @unknownjr
      @unknownjr 2 года назад

      The traveler can't handle Mark's potion, it's too strong for him.

  • @doridear1604
    @doridear1604 2 года назад +10

    Mortar: from Latin "mortarium", a vessel in which to grind things, derived from an older word meaning to crush. In ancient rome, a mortarium was a very large wide bowl with a flat bottom that was used to grind spices and herbs to makes sauces, but also to mix liquid and mushy stuff in, so it can also have the meaning of a general mixing bowl. From that usage is derived the word for the mortar used in brick laying, because it is mixed in a mortarium. The word for a mortar to shoot mortar shells out of is derived from the shape of the mortar when it was invented in the middle ages, they were much shorter and thicker than modern mortars and resembled very much a mortar that an apothecary (or alchemist) would use.
    Pestle: from Latin "Pistillum", the crusher used in the mortarium, also derived from an older word, that also means to crush. The word piston has the same origin, because of the movement resembling that of a pestle.

  • @cherrymarie7852
    @cherrymarie7852 2 года назад +1

    Dearest Mark, I hope you have time to play more of this game. All of us loved it.

  • @SuperDZ555
    @SuperDZ555 Год назад +1

    2:08
    Potion of Enlargement: allow me to introduce myself

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 2 года назад +60

    Wasn't expecting Mark to play this game, happy to hear that he enjoyed playing the game!
    Also, it's funny how Mark kept making jokes about making a potion to enhance certain parts of the body because you can make a potion of libido in this game.

    • @natem1234
      @natem1234 2 года назад

      This needs to be pinned so he can play this more to make the potion of libido a goal!