Blacksmith Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @yozzzeh
    @yozzzeh 3 года назад +3575

    I love how the whole game takes place in this dark, realistic medieval setting, and then the customer who showed up is just straight up flat white papery anime drawing

    • @kirknay
      @kirknay 3 года назад +34

      an erofu at that

    • @louie9355
      @louie9355 3 года назад +8

      @@kirknay what is an erofu

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 3 года назад +160

      They didn't even draw it, that pic was definitely made with one of those anime avatar creators, I recognize the style

    • @kirknay
      @kirknay 3 года назад +30

      @@louie9355 play on words with syllabic language. Elf (e-ro-fu)

    • @Huxxerberry
      @Huxxerberry 3 года назад +33

      @@the13throse
      It is. I remember playing that anime avatar creator.

  • @backwardsfps
    @backwardsfps 3 года назад +7222

    Mark: “I could just tell by the color”
    Actual blacksmiths: “you right”

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 года назад +171

      Yes I know one his name is Leo valdez

    • @localdegenerate6891
      @localdegenerate6891 3 года назад +69

      As a blacksmith i agree

    • @kallxnn
      @kallxnn 3 года назад +34

      @@Cubsfan_75 He really is the best of blacksmiths

    • @fransthefox9682
      @fransthefox9682 3 года назад +57

      I know several blacksmiths that make swords and other bladed weapons. One of their daughter is a good friend of mine.
      They make some gorgeous pieces.

    • @anotherperson2627
      @anotherperson2627 3 года назад +20

      @@localdegenerate6891 how does one even get into blacksmithing

  • @labitandrew
    @labitandrew 3 года назад +3403

    I love this simulator series he’s got going. Every single one is hilarious

    • @Nightmare-Stricken
      @Nightmare-Stricken 3 года назад +13

      WHERES THE BLACKSMITH, markliplier The Crooked Man playthrough part 6, at around 2:10, he mentioned he had a game in mind, anybody know if he actually made it?

    • @brayanpipipopo
      @brayanpipipopo 3 года назад +18

      Simulator. Simulation. This tells alot about what is going on.

    • @shanemohamed2826
      @shanemohamed2826 3 года назад

      YES

    • @aperson5443
      @aperson5443 3 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @nyx_4814
      @nyx_4814 3 года назад +7

      Wait until he finds a murder simulator

  • @potatosniper5340
    @potatosniper5340 3 года назад +1064

    The dark is realistic. In a blacksmith shop you judge the temp of the steel based on color of the glow. It needs to be dark to see the color.

    • @0utcast
      @0utcast Год назад +45

      & tempering is done by heating the metal to the upper third of its subcritical temp and quenching in oil water or forced air. he was basically dunking a melted rod into the water sharpening it and selling a sharpened rod with a wood handle. i guess it could be used as a bronze truncheon

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 Год назад

      ​@@0utcast😮😮

    • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
      @shadowxthevampiressofficial 4 месяца назад

      @@0utcast Can you explain that for the people who don't understand scientific terms?

    • @samusaran13372
      @samusaran13372 4 месяца назад +2

      @@shadowxthevampiressofficial what was scientific about that? his comment seemed straightforward.

    • @shadowxthevampiressofficial
      @shadowxthevampiressofficial 4 месяца назад +4

      @@samusaran13372 Wonderful for you. The way they talked about the temperature is like a university level riddle.

  • @MegaDario35
    @MegaDario35 3 года назад +695

    Tutorial: "You will have to buy a pickaxe."
    Mark: "Do I have a pickaxe?"
    Tutorial: "Aim for a temperature range of 700-870 degrees."
    Mark: "What temperature do I go for? I'll go for 900."

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 года назад +20758

    Next is gonna be "Markiplier Simulator," at this rate.

    • @InfinityGaming420
      @InfinityGaming420 3 года назад +130

      I think we all know where this is going

    • @tomisabum
      @tomisabum 3 года назад +98

      Things got weird when the Existential Dread DLC dropped.

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 3 года назад +67

      Markiplier simulator simulator

    • @epicdude3
      @epicdude3 3 года назад +7

      *I DARE YOU TO COMMENT "YFGA" IN MY LATEST VIDEO*
      _DO IT NOW_

    • @nevr4give220
      @nevr4give220 3 года назад +39

      We have to stop him, before hes gonna play every simulator there is

  • @shadedepeche2556
    @shadedepeche2556 3 года назад +2318

    Mark: Where’s the blacksmith!?
    Me: Who’s the blacksmith?
    Drax: Why’s the blacksmith?

  • @kenzocarbo5974
    @kenzocarbo5974 Год назад +768

    now I understand why the blacksmiths from rpg games are always so grumpy

  • @ladyhibiscus5020
    @ladyhibiscus5020 3 года назад +1863

    Mark years ago: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
    Mark today: "WHERE'S THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR BLACKSMITH?!"

    • @Giovanna1
      @Giovanna1 3 года назад +8

      Mabey the blacksmith was the friends we made along the way

    • @bre08005
      @bre08005 3 года назад +8

      What about a series called "markiplier tries" where he can learn cool skills like blacksmithing from a pro irl?

    • @dhruvsingh6595
      @dhruvsingh6595 3 года назад

      @Lady Hibiscus that was i eluesis right?
      WHERE ISMTHE BLACKSMITH ? !

    • @Ohenry6
      @Ohenry6 3 года назад

      @@bre08005 or markiplier learns

    • @Skyblue-yf6wm
      @Skyblue-yf6wm 3 года назад

      This comment f**king killed me!!😂🤣

  • @lydianlexiii1739
    @lydianlexiii1739 3 года назад +6327

    Almost 8 years later, Markiplier finally finds out that HE was the blacksmith all along.

    • @hypnoticskull6342
      @hypnoticskull6342 3 года назад +81

      And the important think is about the blacks and smiths we made along the way

    • @zvinkop
      @zvinkop 3 года назад +15

      anyone kno what episode it was

    • @thekingduckkun2013
      @thekingduckkun2013 3 года назад +41

      @@corbant3224 WHEREEESSSS THE BLACCLL SMITTHHHH

    • @ranulfoyap1192
      @ranulfoyap1192 3 года назад +28

      Ah damn
      I was gonna comment something along the lines of "after many years, Mark has finally found the blacksmith... After asking "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?" So many times, who would've know that the real blacksmith... Was himself."
      But you beat me to it xd
      Great how people can have similar thinking

    • @lollatirapelli9965
      @lollatirapelli9965 3 года назад +3

      Biggest plot twist🤯

  • @benzmusical
    @benzmusical 3 года назад +479

    FYI for anyone who wants to play this game, his frustration with the instructions is 100 percent legit. I was pulling my hair out. And I'm a pretty calm duder. Also, if the guy who made this game happens to see this comment: Please, for all that is good in the world, put a lot more work into the sound design of the music. It sounds like you used Sibelius(Sheet music composition software) and imported your composition using their midi sounds. The composition is actually pretty good (Though it doesn't really fit the mood of blacksmithing in a fantasy world). It's the sounds themselves. If you need someone to transpose your music into another program and make some better sounding instruments, let me know. I'll do it for free if it means I can enjoy this game more.

    • @dolynpi7834
      @dolynpi7834 3 года назад +70

      Not only is the sound design poor, but they used someone else's art for the patrons at the door. More specifically, they used a dress up game for them instead of hiring an artist, and I kinda doubt they got permission to use it.

    • @mooniedreams
      @mooniedreams 3 года назад +18

      @@dolynpi7834 I knew it looked familiar, the artist(s?) of those sprites had games I used to play, thought maybe this person was the same person but it didn't add up with the way the game looks.

    • @first782
      @first782 3 года назад +17

      This is a recurring problem with smaller titles. They just have the vaguest instructions known to man, and its absolutely infuriating.

    • @pandac3199
      @pandac3199 3 года назад +20

      @@dolynpi7834 It could have been generic anime game assets. Generally game devs that are just making their own game will either pay a small fee to use them and thats why you'll see them in other games, but theres also free game assets. Just because you see game art in more than one game doesn't necessarily mean its stolen, I'd look up their sources before tossing around accusations like that...

    • @adhiraajsingh517
      @adhiraajsingh517 3 года назад +8

      duder

  • @WarDaft
    @WarDaft 3 года назад +3283

    I met an actual blacksmith once. Not like, someone who does blacksmithing for fun, but someone whose job was being accurately representing traditional blacksmithing.
    He was making nails.
    For a house.
    One at a time.
    By hand.
    For an _entire house_
    He was an experienced blacksmith, so it only took him about a minute to make each individual nail.
    _For an entire house_

    • @fireskul6613
      @fireskul6613 3 года назад +145

      Holy shite

    • @thesuccessfulone
      @thesuccessfulone 3 года назад +134

      Seems like a lot of quick repetitive motions

    • @user-so6bt1tm3w
      @user-so6bt1tm3w 3 года назад +205

      I apprenticed for a blacksmith here in norway after high school we made nails, hinges, scythes for cutting grass and honestly the hinges was the biggest pain not the nails

    • @user-so6bt1tm3w
      @user-so6bt1tm3w 3 года назад +114

      @@BigCountry2025 here it's a protected profession so all you have to do is ask, fill some paperwork and send it to the county you're in and have a willing blacksmith sadly there's not that many left in norway

    • @CalsGirl97
      @CalsGirl97 3 года назад +34

      Its hard work and takes patience but seeing the process and it all coming together is so satisfying.

  • @josch5305
    @josch5305 3 года назад +2190

    They all ask where's the blacksmith... but never how's the blacksmith

    • @nubsmcthiccc
      @nubsmcthiccc 3 года назад +44

      Ill do you one better...Why is the blacksmith

    • @vaan2720
      @vaan2720 3 года назад +21

      What is the blacksmith

    • @thedivineshadow451
      @thedivineshadow451 3 года назад +17

      @@nubsmcthiccc when is the blacksmith and whos the blacksmith

    • @finalbreath15
      @finalbreath15 3 года назад +11

      How is the blacksmith? Now I'm curious.

    • @MUR3I
      @MUR3I 3 года назад +15

      Or how about: the blacksmith?
      I wanted to do something, but I had no ideas sorry

  • @wreckitwricky426
    @wreckitwricky426 3 года назад +752

    Mark: knocking on door "Wheres the Blacksmith!?"
    Blacksmith Mark: hears knocking "Shut up! Go away! I got NO SWORDS!"

    • @MossSolarisBright
      @MossSolarisBright 3 года назад +9

      pffft basically

    • @reneelugo3981
      @reneelugo3981 3 года назад +6

      Omg this needs to be animated 😂

    • @lumpofmeatsack2013
      @lumpofmeatsack2013 3 года назад +10

      Pls somebody make that cartoon or an edit at the least
      Past Markiplier yelling at present Markiplier

  • @yunierdinc2621
    @yunierdinc2621 3 года назад +1148

    Game: total nonsense for Mark
    Mark’s response: “Anyone got a pickaxe?”

    • @mhumanworldm
      @mhumanworldm 3 года назад +8

      Mark: *I'd like to work in the mines*
      30 seconds later: *WTF IS THAAAAATTTTT*

    • @Jackex
      @Jackex 3 года назад +3

      I actually got the game and put in 10 hours. This was a great tutorial on what not to do.

    • @aubreywalker1396
      @aubreywalker1396 3 года назад +1

      Lol I died when he said that😂😂😂😂

  • @heavenbrotherhood6731
    @heavenbrotherhood6731 3 года назад +3042

    Hello everyone! This review is amazing and very fun! We are developers of this game. We are happy that Markiplier finally found the blacksmith)))) Soon we will announce an update of the game with a new content and of course with a bug fixing. Thank you Markiplier, thank you all !

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 3 года назад +183

      I hope it'll also explain some things more so that markimoo won't rage again if he takes another crack at this game lol

    • @TheBloRangeSplotion1
      @TheBloRangeSplotion1 3 года назад +84

      What did he do wrong with the tempering?

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 3 года назад +74

      @@TheBloRangeSplotion1 yea honestly what did he do wrong with tempering ._.

    • @J-Boy69420
      @J-Boy69420 3 года назад +228

      @@TheBloRangeSplotion1 In case nobody answered, Tempering is a process of repetition. You need to do it more than once to actually be tempered. This game goes about it in a weird way with a Chance system rather than a progress system.

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 3 года назад +58

      I have some training in blacksmithing and I have to say, this game is surprisingly accurate.

  • @trinine3103
    @trinine3103 3 года назад +4142

    the knocking on the door is actually just markiplier from years ago asking for a blacksmith

  • @PanzerMan332
    @PanzerMan332 3 года назад +687

    The real Blacksmith was the friends we made along the way.

    • @potatoking5628
      @potatoking5628 3 года назад +10

      The real way was the blacksmith we made along the friends

    • @gakr8493
      @gakr8493 3 года назад +2

      Ok I think this is a joke that I don’t get

    • @potatoking5628
      @potatoking5628 3 года назад +9

      The real friends was the way we made along the blacksmith

    • @marianamb690
      @marianamb690 3 года назад +3

      But were they tempered?

    • @boxoftruffles6217
      @boxoftruffles6217 3 года назад

      Lol I had the same comment too! Glad to know I wasn't alone with this joke

  • @pixelblitz2425
    @pixelblitz2425 3 года назад +522

    Markiplier: "i want to be at the top of the list"
    RUclips:*gives #1 trending for gaming*

    • @theexecutionerk
      @theexecutionerk 3 года назад +1

      not anymore, he is #2 now

    • @peperoni3034
      @peperoni3034 3 года назад +9

      @@theexecutionerk cause of fuckig puppies lmaooo

    • @MG-lc5rn
      @MG-lc5rn 3 года назад

      Doesn't show for me tho.

    • @RealValkor
      @RealValkor 3 года назад

      @@MG-lc5rn me neither

    • @Mady0
      @Mady0 3 года назад

      @@peperoni3034 not the puppies!

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 3 года назад +917

    Heat treating in the simulator: "Looks like the fire went out, we should be good. Lets do some sharpening now."
    Heat treating in real life: **Unnecessary cursing due to the slightest warp**

    • @J-Boy69420
      @J-Boy69420 3 года назад +88

      Unnecessary? Unnecessary?!

    • @martinbank_
      @martinbank_ 3 года назад +11

      @@J-Boy69420 oh yes I feel that way too 😂

    • @Ohokk0
      @Ohokk0 3 года назад +32

      oh it's necessary alright

    • @brandonwheeler2226
      @brandonwheeler2226 3 года назад +23

      please be straight, please be straight, please be straight....FFFUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK

    • @joshuabates1355
      @joshuabates1355 3 года назад +50

      @@brandonwheeler2226don't you hate it when your blade comes out as gay

  • @alainavanatta8795
    @alainavanatta8795 3 года назад +671

    "Do you know the blacksmith?"
    "Of course I know him. He's me"

  • @Sam-pd1bt
    @Sam-pd1bt 3 года назад +871

    Markiplier: "After all these years I have found the blacksmith."
    My Creeping memory from the past, of Markiplier: "WHERES THE BLACKSMITHHHHHHH, WHHHEERRREEE ISSS HEEEE"

    • @CreativeCarrah
      @CreativeCarrah 3 года назад +42

      Once I saw the title, I messaged my friend a photo of the title/thumbnail and said "That feeling when you're trying to find the blacksmith, but after all these years, you find out you ARE the blacksmith" ahahah

    • @Sam-pd1bt
      @Sam-pd1bt 3 года назад +5

      @@CreativeCarrah yes

    • @6KIWIDino5
      @6KIWIDino5 3 года назад +2

      I scream that to this day

    • @porkfreegaming5278
      @porkfreegaming5278 3 года назад +2

      ah good times

    • @narcosis1507
      @narcosis1507 3 года назад +5

      @@porkfreegaming5278 what video is this from?

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 3 года назад +774

    "How many simulator games you wanna play?"
    Mark: *Y E S .*

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 года назад +22

      It's kinda sus at this point, almost like Mark is trying to tell us that he's a simulation...

    • @TheRedSam_
      @TheRedSam_ 3 года назад +8

      I thought I was the only one who thought that he was trying to tell us something by playing Simulator games. @Jessie R. we are smart

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 3 года назад +6

      @@shatteredreality_513 when markimoo is sus 😳😳

    • @SweetHackz
      @SweetHackz 3 года назад +6

      Im lovin it honestly ,,

    • @PowerTrain611
      @PowerTrain611 3 года назад +2

      No, this isn't GrayStillPlays. Don't ruin his thing by giving it to someone else.

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 2 года назад +106

    26:00 and that day, Mark learned what being a blacksmith, or any artist, is actually like. People don't want your stuff -- they want you to work on their stuff.

  • @mihneazarojanu5761
    @mihneazarojanu5761 3 года назад +550

    Mark: "[The other game] it's cutesy and adorable"
    The other game: is actually a horror game

    • @strawbz63
      @strawbz63 3 года назад +25

      Doki doki lit club-

    • @Lurch456
      @Lurch456 3 года назад +12

      Doki Doki the return of Yuri :)

    • @bolognabl
      @bolognabl 3 года назад

      doki doki literature clu-

  • @coco3212
    @coco3212 3 года назад +633

    When you said that "we've found the blacksmith", it gave me good flashbacks.

    • @lorenzog5826
      @lorenzog5826 3 года назад +5

      You joined RUclips two years ago

    • @coco3212
      @coco3212 3 года назад +14

      @@lorenzog5826 Yeah, but Ive been watching markiplier since 2013

    • @w_ilcox
      @w_ilcox 3 года назад +19

      @@lorenzog5826 that means he could’ve just not made an account🥱🥱

    • @debasishchatterjee199
      @debasishchatterjee199 3 года назад +1

      Minecraft?!

    • @crazyclams3571
      @crazyclams3571 3 года назад +1

      @@w_ilcox hey our profile pics

  • @UltraMarineBlue
    @UltraMarineBlue 3 года назад +4315

    You know what? This seems like a fun game, and I'm gonna play it

    • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
      @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 3 года назад +180

      Tell me how it goes because it does look fun despite the lack of direction.

    • @seventytwo4728
      @seventytwo4728 3 года назад +60

      You know what? I don't even care

    • @pna4178
      @pna4178 3 года назад +29

      Is it free?

    • @shanechannel7066
      @shanechannel7066 3 года назад +29

      My dad yells at me

    • @eworaa
      @eworaa 3 года назад +55

      It looks like an absolute hell of an experience but ok

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 3 года назад +753

    Mark then: WHERES THE BLACKSMITH
    Mark now: Little did I know, the blacksmith was me all along.

    • @vcommandarv5916
      @vcommandarv5916 3 года назад +2

      @Zach Saris 🤣

    • @sadstardust
      @sadstardust 3 года назад +9

      Maybe the real blacksmith was the friends we made along the way

    • @Oae119
      @Oae119 2 года назад +1

      so beautiful man. makes me tear up

  • @musicalmaniac2901
    @musicalmaniac2901 3 года назад +618

    2013: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!"
    2021: "Fine, I'll do it myself."

    • @geekgirl616
      @geekgirl616 3 года назад +7

      Dramatically picks up infinity chisel

    • @kitsuneluey7824
      @kitsuneluey7824 3 года назад +3

      what about the guy who keeps putting the rake on the ladder

    • @marzipan1405
      @marzipan1405 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @trinalps
      @trinalps 3 года назад

      after 8 years he has returned a changed man

    • @PowerTrain611
      @PowerTrain611 3 года назад

      +3 Skill Poins

  • @lordtoomas
    @lordtoomas 3 года назад +837

    "The real blacksmith was the friends we made along the way"

  • @nyraigolden5152
    @nyraigolden5152 3 года назад +420

    “WHERES THE BLACKSMITH!!!” ugh that animation was the start of my love for Mark 😂😂😂

  • @aceofnone899
    @aceofnone899 3 года назад +149

    I almost choked on my popcorn when I saw the person asked for thier sword sharpened! That's from a dress-up game that can no longer run without flash.

    • @bookbook9495
      @bookbook9495 2 года назад +3

      Pretty sure it’s on mobile, now? Worth checking

    • @pastelpickel8547
      @pastelpickel8547 2 года назад +12

      Had the same reaction, I have a feeling the art was stolen

    • @sonawoo
      @sonawoo 2 года назад

      Do you happen to remember the name of the game?

    • @aceofnone899
      @aceofnone899 2 года назад +6

      @@sonawoo should be the Rinmaru mega anime avatar creator

    • @thebivocals3754
      @thebivocals3754 4 месяца назад +2

      To update this, dolldivine has taken on the project of remastering all of rinmaru’s games and reuploading them (with permissions of course) so this game is now playable on dolldivine along with all her others!

  • @HeyJack-kl5yj
    @HeyJack-kl5yj 3 года назад +1141

    As someone who does blacksmithing as a hobby, this was hilarious.

    • @BlackLotus070
      @BlackLotus070 3 года назад +95

      How do you temper a sword?

    • @k41511
      @k41511 3 года назад +22

      That’s sick

    • @jcadorsett
      @jcadorsett 3 года назад +9

      Sounds awesome! I can’t wait till I try it

    • @user-on4bb8oo6t
      @user-on4bb8oo6t 3 года назад +12

      @@BlackLotus070 you dont even have to be an blacksmith to know that

    • @HybridAngel
      @HybridAngel 3 года назад +100

      @@user-on4bb8oo6t it’s still a valid question

  • @Daelyah
    @Daelyah 3 года назад +209

    When he kept asking for the blacksmith, so many years ago, Mark finally determined that if he can't find the blacksmith, he himself will become the blacksmith he wishes to see in the world!

  • @knightlypoleaxe2501
    @knightlypoleaxe2501 3 года назад +528

    Other You-tubers;
    "Ah, a blacksmithing game, it's so relaxing!"
    Markiplier:
    *Horror Game Music Intensifies*

    • @childishgrimm9610
      @childishgrimm9610 3 года назад +17

      @I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me I will eat your kidney

    • @krisnatherryano4610
      @krisnatherryano4610 3 года назад +2

      No joke i thought that horror background music was the game's, it was lixian goddamn it

    • @bobtheregular721
      @bobtheregular721 3 года назад +1

      @@childishgrimm9610 i call his lungs

    • @iamthehype3684
      @iamthehype3684 3 года назад

      @@childishgrimm9610 Can I have his liver?

    • @sevational726
      @sevational726 3 года назад

      @@iamthehype3684 i’ll take the small intestines

  • @adogwithagun2393
    @adogwithagun2393 3 года назад +117

    I like to think younger Markiplier is running around outside the shop punching people and yelling "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH"

  • @TheGoogleDino
    @TheGoogleDino 3 года назад +707

    Us: "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH"
    Mark: "HE IS ME"

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 года назад +2

      No one cares

    • @serketenglish5963
      @serketenglish5963 3 года назад +6

      @@jameswent48 224 likes says otherwise.

    • @kcalb4569
      @kcalb4569 3 года назад +5

      Nolegs is a fan of markiplier confirmed

    • @grimreaper8521
      @grimreaper8521 3 года назад +10

      @@jameswent48 Go be a downer somewhere else man, no one asked for you’re negativity.

    • @taxevasion0336
      @taxevasion0336 3 года назад +2

      Wait, if the blacksmith is mark. Is the blacksmith real???

  • @emilybelzer5773
    @emilybelzer5773 3 года назад +421

    My seven-year-old son just told me yesterday he wants to be a blacksmith! He's going to be so excited to watch you playing this (he also adores you).

    • @aarongallardo3684
      @aarongallardo3684 3 года назад +10

      Looking forward for his future creations!

    • @darklords9521
      @darklords9521 3 года назад +1

      I love you🌷

    • @kyleguajardo
      @kyleguajardo 3 года назад +11

      Tell him to check out Alec Steele, a youtuber smith! I think you'll like him

    • @bellabrizuelaaa
      @bellabrizuelaaa 3 года назад +5

      This is the cutest comment i hope ur son loves this video

    • @lexiwagner4541
      @lexiwagner4541 3 года назад +2

      You should watch forged in fire-i do not remember if they swear-but it's super good

  • @KingONFFE
    @KingONFFE 3 года назад +1061

    “The Blacksmith was the friends we made along the way.” - Thomas Jefferson or something

    • @sleepymaddz2417
      @sleepymaddz2417 3 года назад +3

      I like dabi to lol

    • @BellGoblin
      @BellGoblin 3 года назад +36

      “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” - Abraham Lincoln

    • @justinstory7075
      @justinstory7075 3 года назад +6

      Sun Tzu- The Art of War

    • @Zelmazam1
      @Zelmazam1 3 года назад +9

      Im pretty sure it was Thomas the tank engine that said that

    • @demonlord8061
      @demonlord8061 3 года назад +1

      Hello dabi, OR TODOROKIS BROTHER.

  • @itllBuffGaming
    @itllBuffGaming 3 года назад +265

    “Let’s temper the blade”
    *tempers beautifully in oil*
    “Perfect”
    *throws blade in water*
    Me: AHHHH WTF

    • @Sugary-Stardust
      @Sugary-Stardust 3 года назад +4

      How are you supposed to do it? :o

    • @shirel.a8421
      @shirel.a8421 3 года назад +58

      @@Sugary-Stardust Quench it in oil to temper it to a strong metal. When you sharpen or smack it with something hard you should hear a beautiful clear clang from the metal. If it doesn't sing it isn't quenched or tempered properly. Quenching in water messes with the temperature of metal too much unlike oil

    • @itllBuffGaming
      @itllBuffGaming 3 года назад +35

      @@Sugary-Stardust what Shire said, quenching in water is possible, but must be done very carefully, water cools down metal much faster than oil, causing it to get too hard, brittle, and causing stress fractures. Sometimes it can straight up just break in the water

    • @ReBootFan1
      @ReBootFan1 3 года назад +2

      So, what's the water for?

    • @itllBuffGaming
      @itllBuffGaming 3 года назад +33

      @@ReBootFan1 in a real shop, hot scraps, failures, etc

  • @Survivoreleven
    @Survivoreleven 3 года назад +470

    Maybe the blacksmith was the friends we made along the way.

    • @Hatingshawnn
      @Hatingshawnn 3 года назад +3

      Yes it maybe was🤔

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 3 года назад +6

      But are they tempered in friendship?

    • @UtopssAKAPJ
      @UtopssAKAPJ 3 года назад +2

      Yeah take the blacksmith out for a pint after work 😁

    • @jakubzelenak330
      @jakubzelenak330 3 года назад +2

      maybe we should smith the friends we made along the way.

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 23 дня назад

      "But sometimes, the -gold- sword is pretty good too"

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +446

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: *"I want there to be pressure. I want there to be pressure to perform. I want there to be stakes"*

    • @bumbum5190
      @bumbum5190 3 года назад +22

      Only to test my body of course, no other reason

    • @ViktorErikFade
      @ViktorErikFade 3 года назад +2

      Without stakes and pressure life is boring though lol I'm with mark on this one this time xD

  • @meg9599
    @meg9599 3 года назад +929

    Mark really went from: “WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH?!?!”
    To: “I’m the blacksmith!”

    • @iguanotorious9806
      @iguanotorious9806 3 года назад +4

      Mark has a crush on ethan

    • @hauntermoon8266
      @hauntermoon8266 3 года назад +5

      He was always the blacksmith, he just never knew it

    • @hauntermoon8266
      @hauntermoon8266 3 года назад +8

      @@iguanotorious9806that's a cursed comment

    • @hauntermoon8266
      @hauntermoon8266 3 года назад +9

      @@Dragnulls what does that have to do with anything in this situation?

    • @katmustang7666
      @katmustang7666 3 года назад

      @@hauntermoon8266 just report, don't reply

  • @lyddiharvey
    @lyddiharvey 3 года назад +39

    I can actually see myself getting addicted to this. I have always liked repetitive work (I guess the rhythm of it always appealed to me), and I've always had an obsession with swords, and I'm a lover of fantasy. Even if there is no story mode, I can see myself just playing this for hours while creating an entire imaginary plot the whole time. I might actually consider look into this game (even if it is a little buggy) xD Thanks for showcasing!

  • @10N1Z3D
    @10N1Z3D 3 года назад +420

    Mark back when he was starting: "WhErEs tHe bLaCkSmItH!?"
    Mark Today: am I the blacksmith?

    • @wallijacanero1532
      @wallijacanero1532 3 года назад +6

      High level of philosophy here

    • @lordofpills
      @lordofpills 3 года назад +9

      Maybe the real blacksmith are the friends we make on the way.

    • @ratsinsocks3589
      @ratsinsocks3589 3 года назад +2

      @@lordofpills yes they are

  • @davidios7
    @davidios7 3 года назад +413

    Mark: *really beating his sword*
    “You close?”

  • @thedyingandroid2480
    @thedyingandroid2480 3 года назад +532

    Mark: “Turns out the blacksmith was inside here the whole time.”
    Chris: “Better moral than the live action Disney movies.”

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 3 года назад +3

      Ah yes "Your gender means you can't do things unless you have magic"

    • @harrisenlysaght
      @harrisenlysaght 3 года назад

      @@TheCat_3 What movie suggests that.

    • @kurokasteele4830
      @kurokasteele4830 3 года назад +3

      @@harrisenlysaght
      The Mulan remake, though I like to think it's a... _bit_ better.
      The original definitely carried stronger messages about anyone being able to do things, but the new one kind of threw a lot of that away with Mulan being _special_ and having super magic.

    • @MrEddie4679
      @MrEddie4679 3 года назад +1

      @@kurokasteele4830 Haha, what was the chinese government a part of the filming crew or something?

    • @Vardingos
      @Vardingos 3 года назад +1

      Let’s see how many subscribers I get from this comment
      Currently 51

  • @zikrihanafi5710
    @zikrihanafi5710 3 года назад +182

    When you spend 500 gold to create a sword that sells for 160 gold
    *Blaksmit*

  • @FireFox-kh4kc
    @FireFox-kh4kc 3 года назад +507

    "We found the blacksmith."
    Well, that's an unlocked memory that I forgot I had.

    • @PlentyOfGarlic
      @PlentyOfGarlic 3 года назад +3

      What?

    • @shokuviousgylbirt1267
      @shokuviousgylbirt1267 3 года назад +2

      @@PlentyOfGarlic minecraft

    • @kamikazebanzai1005
      @kamikazebanzai1005 3 года назад +36

      @@PlentyOfGarlic wheeeereeees the blaaacksmith

    • @alexkapanui6599
      @alexkapanui6599 3 года назад +3

      I can still here it where’s the black smith ? 😂😂

    • @pikachu2198
      @pikachu2198 3 года назад

      @@kamikazebanzai1005 now it all makes sense now, in eleusis there was no blacksmith around, and that monster markiplier trying to find the blacksmith, "he was the blacksmith the whole time", maybe that man he murdered and took the key he didn't recognized him (dumb but funny thinking about it)

  • @M1ss1ng-N0
    @M1ss1ng-N0 3 года назад +740

    "Where is the Blacksmith?"
    - Markiplier 2013

    • @ComposedSage75
      @ComposedSage75 3 года назад +6

      That’s exactly why this reminded me of 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 года назад +10

      Time travel is one helluva thing

    • @thewazzfam4391
      @thewazzfam4391 3 года назад +6

      dang that long ago lol?

    • @therealestrx3707
      @therealestrx3707 3 года назад +2

      ugly profile picture.

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 3 года назад +1

      Inb4 the video where he finds out he's the blacksmith. And I'm not talking about this video.

  • @Jonno92100
    @Jonno92100 3 года назад +125

    Mark yelling at people to stop bothering him while he's blacksmithing.
    Also Mark: refuses to use the Do Not Disturb sign on the door.

  • @somix5365
    @somix5365 3 года назад +205

    "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH" is a phrase that will never leave my head, ever. It lives there rent free... forever.

  • @ukrainiangigachad
    @ukrainiangigachad 3 года назад +488

    Mark: "You close?"
    Me: *Unus Annus flashbacks*

  • @jaycoj.castrobasabe4703
    @jaycoj.castrobasabe4703 3 года назад +304

    He wanted to be a blacksmith, but he was to poor to afford it, so sad.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад

      @꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ why does your username say flag you

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 3 года назад +121

    Mark: WhErE’s ThE bLaCkSmItH
    The blacksmith:

  • @NikushimiZERO
    @NikushimiZERO 3 года назад +312

    Those skill points being like
    "He don't see us?"
    "You see me?"
    "Yes I see you, you see me?"
    "Hell yeah I see you. All of us sitting here looking like boosts to blacksmithing. We see each other."

    • @MrAnarchyMarine
      @MrAnarchyMarine 3 года назад +5

      You don't get subscribers that way, as all you will do is annoy people and make them report your account for spamming comments.
      You get subscribers by having good content first and foremost, the second thing you need is a good channel name. Your current name is again something nobody would bother with. In all honesty I highly doubt your story, as that sounds about as disingenuous as telling everyone you will subscribe to everyone who subscribes to you. It's not conventional to do that, and so this whole thing is shady.

    • @hermeskun3274
      @hermeskun3274 3 года назад

      HE EVEN MENTIONED THAT THE GAME HAS SKILLS!
      I feel like he just didn't want to deal with upgrades.

    • @teadude
      @teadude 3 года назад

      No these were skill poins XD

    • @khazz33
      @khazz33 3 года назад

      At the end it showed that he had 12/15 skill points though. Maybe he cut the footage. Who knows when it comes to Mark lol

  • @Capt_Chaos_91
    @Capt_Chaos_91 3 года назад +337

    Mark: “Ugh my god this thing with the heat”
    Welders and Metallurgists: Welcome to blacksmithing

    • @MarMonkey2606
      @MarMonkey2606 3 года назад +2

      not so much with the welders.

    • @AshLeeeeee
      @AshLeeeeee 3 года назад +7

      @@MarMonkey2606 Especially so with the welders! Heat management is the name of the game when it comes to welding thin sheet metal, and aluminum needs special attention since it has a lower melting point. Controlling heat is also the sole factor in getting pretty colors in welds beads, once everything is said and done

    • @AGMertzy
      @AGMertzy 3 года назад +1

      @@AshLeeeeee so true. Also, controlling your heat is essential to getting good fusion between your weld metal and your base metal

    • @theinstitute1324
      @theinstitute1324 3 года назад +1

      @@AGMertzy Not to mention with certain positions or processes and on certain materials and gauges of metal it can be of even grave importance to manage heat, in some cases waiting to weld on metal that you've been going on for a while. This was actually a big part of learning to do vertical on stick.

    • @AGMertzy
      @AGMertzy 3 года назад +1

      @@theinstitute1324 so true. First time I ever welded vertical up with stick, I was welding a t-joint out 3x6x3/8 steel. I got about two inches away from the top when my weld pool washed out. So I ended up with a massive pit in my piece and right below that pit I had a massive blob of steel that had run back down my bead. Took me a week or two for about an hour a day to figure out how to consistently not do that.

  • @gryffinpuff4343
    @gryffinpuff4343 3 года назад +315

    Markiplier “Not a Masochist” ™️: I want there to be STAKES and PRESSURE TO PERFORM

    • @Hatingshawnn
      @Hatingshawnn 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @hyperwatch721
      @hyperwatch721 3 года назад +7

      other games obviously weren't manly enough for mark! You need something to put a few hairs on your chest

    • @gryffinpuff4343
      @gryffinpuff4343 3 года назад +4

      @@hyperwatch721 you’re so right. Couldn’t handle the big brain 😂

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 3 года назад +1

      Oh, Mark would love Noita!

  • @kaylaa2204
    @kaylaa2204 3 года назад +124

    This is actually accurate
    Mark, I see you’re saying Damascus like you’re surprised by the word
    What that actually is, is just a type of steel that’s been folded over itself and stretched back out, kinda like dough
    What this does is pull impurities to the surface, so you actually have a much stronger steel

    • @paulandersbullecer3152
      @paulandersbullecer3152 3 года назад +8

      True Damascus steel forging technique was lost long long ago. We are just replicating the most probable process

    • @neitzchejesse4603
      @neitzchejesse4603 3 года назад +7

      @@paulandersbullecer3152 not entirely true, its a long story but it turned out to be a specific natural alloy of steel that was refined using the crucible steel method, so it was very pure, and that alloy had a dark and light stripe pattern in it.
      The folding proccess was another way of removing impurities but not for damascus, that was just low quality high carbon steel that needed the extra work to make it more pure,
      Modern day what people make and call damascus is very pure steel of 2 different alloys forge welded together to make cool patterns, and is just as strong as any other modern steel blade, some times less so if the smith messed up the forge welds.

    • @paulandersbullecer3152
      @paulandersbullecer3152 3 года назад +3

      @@neitzchejesse4603 I see. Thank you for enlightening a forging fan here.

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 Год назад

      @@neitzchejesse4603I’m a blade smithing fan but correct me if I’m wrong but don’t the old Damascus blades have carbon nanotubes which if true is like how?

  • @matrixodlum4969
    @matrixodlum4969 3 года назад +1101

    “the second game gets slightly better ratings”
    the second game: literally roblox

  • @Jxran
    @Jxran 3 года назад +867

    “WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH”
    *becomes the blacksmith years later*
    You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @lividpringles7198
      @lividpringles7198 3 года назад +57

      let me rephrase
      "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the blacksmith"

    • @darkanedreaper8022
      @darkanedreaper8022 3 года назад +3

      Emiya is that you?

    • @Bigman-ee5fk
      @Bigman-ee5fk 3 года назад +4

      @Onur Genc what if the true blacksmith was the friends we made along the way

    • @GladstnJones
      @GladstnJones 3 года назад +2

      @@lividpringles7198 or You either die King of the Squirrels, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Blacksmith..?

  • @thetrueaxe
    @thetrueaxe 3 года назад +649

    “Wheres the blacksmith?!”
    “I’m in the mines!”

    • @darklords9521
      @darklords9521 3 года назад +3

      I love you🌷

    • @thebeangreen6424
      @thebeangreen6424 3 года назад +1

      Yes sir!!! That’s what I was hopping he would say. If you don’t get it you haven’t been around long enough.

  • @ZIAD2122
    @ZIAD2122 3 года назад +86

    I can’t believe I lived long enough to see Mark go from “where’s the black smith” to being the black smith.

  • @TheMimicBox
    @TheMimicBox 3 года назад +275

    The Blacksmith was in our hearts the whole time.

    • @londenbinder8757
      @londenbinder8757 3 года назад

      No it was in markiplier's heart

    • @Mr.Spindle
      @Mr.Spindle 3 года назад +5

      The real blacksmith was the friends we made along the way.

    • @Vardingos
      @Vardingos 3 года назад

      Let’s see how many subscribers I get from this comment currently 51

    • @TheMimicBox
      @TheMimicBox 3 года назад

      Y'know I posted this expecting it'd get no likes, and yet here we are. XD

  • @mikylie7
    @mikylie7 3 года назад +469

    “Turns out my blacksmith is in my chest”
    The heart: **Confused Screaming**

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 3 года назад +570

    Timeless Markiplier Quotes:
    "WHERES THE BLACKSMITH"
    "YOU CLOSE?! YOU CLOSE?!"

  • @kristabemis6647
    @kristabemis6647 3 года назад +98

    Mystic Seaport made me want to become a blacksmith just so I could build my own swords. And the idea of being around hot molten metal was highly appealing. Now, I still think it would be cool to make my own weapons, but understanding the human brain in all aspects is way more interesting.

    • @tnturnip
      @tnturnip 2 месяца назад

      That's quite a career change, I guess you don't quite know what you really want to do until you do huh

  • @DreadKnight116
    @DreadKnight116 3 года назад +605

    7/8 years ago: “WHERES THE BLACKSMITH”
    Today: “WHERES THE PICKAXE”

    • @crustycarrot5860
      @crustycarrot5860 3 года назад +2

      Has anyone ever told u that you look like Rick Astly with glasses

    • @roombapetter6398
      @roombapetter6398 3 года назад +1

      you have a point and infinite rickroll opportunities

    • @DreadKnight116
      @DreadKnight116 3 года назад +1

      @@crustycarrot5860 you know, not nearly as many as you think.

    • @thesovietoneyouhate5190
      @thesovietoneyouhate5190 3 года назад

      I remember the days I watched mark. Just came over to see what he up to. Dude those were the days!

  • @valiantwarrior4517
    @valiantwarrior4517 3 года назад +586

    People knocking at the door: “WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH?!?”

  • @calebjohnson7592
    @calebjohnson7592 3 года назад +201

    Mark: Makes no attempt to temper.
    Game: "Not tempered"
    Mark: "I DID TEMPER IT!"
    Me, a machinist: "You would have made a great engineer."

    • @martijnalblas1761
      @martijnalblas1761 3 года назад +6

      I cannot tell if this is sarcastic or not

    • @calebjohnson7592
      @calebjohnson7592 3 года назад +35

      @@martijnalblas1761 It's not. 98% of engineers are awful at engineering, and don't know the first thing about metallurgy.

    • @Natshuri
      @Natshuri 3 года назад +7

      @@calebjohnson7592 I have known a whole 2 engineer in my life that were not total idiot. So I would say that I am a lucky man.

    • @calebjohnson7592
      @calebjohnson7592 3 года назад +11

      @@Natshuri I've met one, and he was batshit crazy. You could never tell if he was talking to you, or himself.

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 года назад

      So what has he supposed to do?

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 3 года назад +103

    "I mine bronze!"
    Who's gonna tell him?

    • @sonavinga
      @sonavinga 3 года назад +8

      Nah man he gots the discounts from amazon

  • @joeearl95
    @joeearl95 3 года назад +259

    Anyone who’s watched even a single episode of Forged in Fire: OH NO NO NO BAD OH NO

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 3 года назад +38

      Actual blacksmiths watching Forged in Fire: Great, so now a bunch of couch potatoes are going to tell me how to do my job. Awesome, I did not get enough of this from the weebs.

    • @scowlingemperor5618
      @scowlingemperor5618 3 года назад +5

      @Nathaniel Shrock he was my favorite part of the show

    • @hamstermc7807
      @hamstermc7807 3 года назад +8

      That one time he tried to quench it in water I almost cried

    • @mangalpandey9377
      @mangalpandey9377 3 года назад +7

      As a mechanical engineer, the manufacturing process Mark shows is painful to watch..
      This isn't even a technically accurate game...Leave historical

    • @mangalpandey9377
      @mangalpandey9377 3 года назад +5

      Only Mechanical engineers, blacksmiths and foundry men know the pure pleasure of beating hot and cold steel

  • @zalant9834
    @zalant9834 3 года назад +943

    Mark: “I prefer Pepsi”
    Jacksepticeye will remember that
    Thank you for the likes for a really silly joke thank you

    • @williamcodianni2831
      @williamcodianni2831 3 года назад +31

      Lolololololol
      As someone who legit does prefer pepsi, this was a very happy moment

    • @pikariocraftf2802
      @pikariocraftf2802 3 года назад +14

      yeah, reaL gamers drink tOP O' the mornin' coffee

    • @roadrunner9048
      @roadrunner9048 3 года назад +4

      I wonder if he purposely said that to spite him

    • @Dead_Account_Zzz
      @Dead_Account_Zzz 3 года назад +29

      @@roadrunner9048 don't you mean to sprite him

    • @mrpenumbra6180
      @mrpenumbra6180 3 года назад +4

      @@Dead_Account_Zzz YOU beat me

  • @Parivial
    @Parivial 3 года назад +303

    After all these years, we've found the blacksmith.

  • @dallasgreen4660
    @dallasgreen4660 3 года назад +23

    Real blacksmith and knife maker here! It was fun watching you play this game. The accuracy of it is pretty questionable but I will say it’s hard, frustrating and I have spent a lot of time running around my shop wondering where the hell some of my stuff is ( I lost pommels all the time Mark don’t feel bad lol ).

  • @katelateral105
    @katelateral105 3 года назад +408

    For someone who's supposedly real, hes playing a lot of simulation games.

    • @lucien2549
      @lucien2549 3 года назад +1

      @꧁ RITA - F**СК МЕ ꧂ what

    • @MikeRFR
      @MikeRFR 3 года назад +2

      He's a reptilian humanoid he just hasn't disclosed it yet.

    • @cindy-mai
      @cindy-mai 3 года назад +6

      @@lucien2549 just report bots, don’t reply and grace them with the clout of having been seen

  • @Ken_neThT
    @Ken_neThT 3 года назад +1074

    Mark: "I prefer Pepsi"
    Coke: "I'll just put my ad here."

    • @user-of2ti3zv1h
      @user-of2ti3zv1h 3 года назад +13

      sean prefers coke XD and mark prefers pepsi A BATTLE TO THE DEATH?!

    • @darklords9521
      @darklords9521 3 года назад +3

      I love you🌷

    • @wisefries4205
      @wisefries4205 3 года назад +15

      @@darklords9521 thats kind of weird to say to a stranger on the internet

    • @cautixon
      @cautixon 3 года назад +11

      @@fvcklunacy i average feeling you

    • @wisefries4205
      @wisefries4205 3 года назад +2

      @@fvcklunacy thank you

  • @isaacwilcox3010
    @isaacwilcox3010 3 года назад +277

    Don’t know if anyone has already said this but if he wants the real blacksmith experience all he needs to play is Jacksmith.

    • @rowancresser7914
      @rowancresser7914 3 года назад +8

      Flash is gone. You can't play Jack smith anymore.

    • @yennkielwit9103
      @yennkielwit9103 3 года назад +6

      Glad I wasn't the only one who thought about that

    • @rougeelite1446
      @rougeelite1446 3 года назад +23

      @@rowancresser7914 Most flash games got ported to a separate site where their playable

    • @amirhb7531
      @amirhb7531 3 года назад +3

      I miss that game

    • @rougeelite1446
      @rougeelite1446 3 года назад +3

      @PalwashaMasood yes bigtime

  • @demonbreeddx262
    @demonbreeddx262 3 года назад +15

    Long ago: “Where’s the black smith?!”
    Years later: “It was me the whole time!”

  • @thezepekinio25
    @thezepekinio25 3 года назад +116

    "I have lost my hammer."
    This is starting to sound a lot like that one quest in every RPG ever.

    • @eathumanfleshh5395
      @eathumanfleshh5395 3 года назад +5

      when he said that i was immediately transported to windhelm in skyrim and i heard a distant voice ask "have you looked behind the forge?"

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo 3 года назад

      Or a Norse mythology tale.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 3 года назад +1

      @@LordCantalo Well, time to get ready for the wedding. Do we have a dress that will fit Mark?

    • @LordCantalo
      @LordCantalo 3 года назад

      @@nicholaspeters9919 No, but I hear there's a Tailor Simulator...

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +723

    His profession was one of forging metal yet his heart was not made of iron always waiting for the feather of love

    • @Pienappul
      @Pienappul 3 года назад +8

      You don't even watch videos, you just comment

    • @Pienappul
      @Pienappul 3 года назад +6

      He is subbed to tons of people

    • @Pienappul
      @Pienappul 3 года назад +5

      I just saw him on a penguinz0 video

    • @xthebigZ25x
      @xthebigZ25x 3 года назад +1

      I love your profile picture

    • @Annie-mk5nm
      @Annie-mk5nm 3 года назад +3

      Man's got 554 comments on marks channel holy shit

  • @thechugg4372
    @thechugg4372 3 года назад +208

    Game: "Temper the sword"
    Markiplier: "NEVER!" *pulls sword out*

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 3 года назад +15

      what did he actually do wrong with the tempering when he tried? I didn't understand what the issue was myself.

    • @DJB3lfry
      @DJB3lfry 3 года назад +27

      @@theblazingblight Well, at least in real life, you're supposed to reheat the metal to *below* the melting point (which is why his swords were melted) and then cool it several times. Each time you reheat and cool the sword, it makes it less brittle.

    • @theblazingblight
      @theblazingblight 3 года назад +6

      @@DJB3lfry I see, thank you.

    • @Indra2007
      @Indra2007 3 года назад +12

      Yeah I tried the game after I saw him playing it and during the tutorial I had to do the heating and cooling like four times before it said it was good. Then with my next sword it only took once.

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising887 3 года назад +43

    "I mine bronze, I make muh own bronze!"
    **Sitting here wishing he could tell Mark bronze is an alloy**

    • @brianpembrook9164
      @brianpembrook9164 Год назад +3

      Yep. Part copper, part tin. Heat and smelt together...

  • @mintjelly6612
    @mintjelly6612 3 года назад +329

    People always ask, "Where's the blacksmith?"
    But nobody ever asks.. "How's the blacksmith..?"

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 года назад +166

    Finally, the blacksmith was found after all these years.
    The perfect end to the arc

  • @PythonMFD
    @PythonMFD 3 года назад +358

    "There's another blacksmith simulator, called My little Blacksmith Shop. But its cutesy and adorable."
    The black humanoid demon with red eyes: ... how dare you

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 3 года назад +10

    I have some training in blacksmithing and, honestly, this game is surprisingly accurate.

  • @nicknack3009
    @nicknack3009 3 года назад +101

    "Markiplier was the blacksmith the whole time?"
    Mark: points gun "Always has been"

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +4

      Markiplier's murderer was Among Us all along to, because well, Mark's not real...
      That was three references. Really hope someone knows them

  • @AlyssaReacts
    @AlyssaReacts 3 года назад +2145

    “i wanted to be a blacksmith when i was a young child”
    *flashbacks to 2012/2013 markiplier who said “WHERE’S THE BLACKSMITH” every other sentence*

    • @darklords9521
      @darklords9521 3 года назад +4

      I love you🌷

    • @PapaSkyRooster
      @PapaSkyRooster 3 года назад +13

      God I miss those days

    • @myownfreemind6627
      @myownfreemind6627 3 года назад +11

      I saw the title and that's all I thought about

    • @fahadalsubaie8073
      @fahadalsubaie8073 3 года назад +10

      Can anyone tell me what are talking about because I'm not an old fan

    • @zombiie-d6q
      @zombiie-d6q 3 года назад +5

      @@dragonturtlemax7438 is it just in his older videos or is it a reference to a certain series like skyrim?

  • @blazingdragon6232
    @blazingdragon6232 3 года назад +280

    *THE WORLD IS AT PEACE, HE FINALLY FOUND THE BLACKSMITH*

    • @markuslane667
      @markuslane667 3 года назад

      Somehow i feel like all these simulation games have something to do with him being "Not real" because hes a "Simulation"

    • @AstrixCars
      @AstrixCars 3 года назад

      How many subs can I get from this reply currently at 64

  • @Vulphrahm
    @Vulphrahm 3 года назад

    I enjoy your content Mark, so here's some friendly advice about blacksmithing (from a hobbyist).
    1. Heating to a working temp is different for each material, so read up and know what you need for the material you have.
    2. The "tempering" you did is actually the quenching. That's what hardens the material to hold an edge. It makes steel hard, but brittle.
    3. Actual tempering comes after the quench. You heat up material under the working temp and let it slowly cool. This relaxes the material making a blade that is strong and ductile.
    4. If you really do love blacksmithing watch RUclips channels about the craft. I recommend Black Bear Forge, Alec Steele, Green Beetle, and a bunch more.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +675

    People in comments: “Everyone always asks where’s the blacksmith but never how’s the blacksmith?”
    14 year old blacksmiths: “This is so deep” 😢

  • @jayjayderp
    @jayjayderp 3 года назад +58

    Okay but imagine, the person he ignored at the door was actually himself from the past and that's why he never found the blacksmith

  • @roadrunner9048
    @roadrunner9048 3 года назад +198

    Little did we know that the blacksmith was Mr. Iplier himself this whole time

  • @sonofherobrine585
    @sonofherobrine585 3 года назад +27

    Oh so that's why Mark couldn't find the blacksmith. He was the blacksmith all along!

  • @JimmyPablo425
    @JimmyPablo425 3 года назад +932

    Try out this game called "At Dead of Night" @markiplier

  • @MuFu23
    @MuFu23 3 года назад +357

    "I MINE BRONZE"
    No, Mark. You do not, ever, mine bronze.

    • @thedragon8989
      @thedragon8989 3 года назад +48

      Hitler's second, lesser known book: "mine bronze" all about the terrors of blacksmithing

    • @boerepompie8244
      @boerepompie8244 3 года назад +6

      @@thedragon8989 underrated

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 3 года назад +10

      @@thedragon8989 when you realize you ment to write mein and not mine

    • @horsewithinternetconnectio2974
      @horsewithinternetconnectio2974 3 года назад +1

      @@orue5499 *I cackled when I read that. Thank you for making my day.*

    • @kingconniebonnie2178
      @kingconniebonnie2178 3 года назад +1

      @@thedragon8989 don’t you mean “Mein bronze”??

  • @Buzzy_Bland
    @Buzzy_Bland 3 года назад +564

    “So there’s a popular blacksmithing game on steam right now. And so we’re going to *ignore* that and play a different one.”

    • @darklords9521
      @darklords9521 3 года назад +1

      I love you🌷

    • @flameball5373
      @flameball5373 3 года назад +34

      Mark “let’s find the worst game on steam” Iplier

    • @kayokango
      @kayokango 3 года назад +43

      Well to be fair, he did briefly try the other one in this video, and it was hot garbage so....

    • @Nigel.
      @Nigel. 3 года назад +3

      What is the name of the game

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 3 года назад +5

      @@kayokango my little blacksmith shop is quite good from what I've heard

  • @wreck_ignition7847
    @wreck_ignition7847 3 года назад +20

    Anybody else giggle every time Mark calls quenching “tempering”?
    *Quenches in oil* Okay, now it’s tempered.
    *Quenches in water* let’s cool it off. 😂

    • @lady_deaths_head
      @lady_deaths_head 3 года назад

      Its what the game called it.

    • @wreck_ignition7847
      @wreck_ignition7847 3 года назад +11

      @@lady_deaths_head no. The game wanted him to temper it, but he just quenched and re-quenched. Tempering is heating the material to just below critical temperature and then allowing it to air cool. This is why industry refers to it as a quenched and tempered material. Two separate processes.

  • @shockwave_datafiles8099
    @shockwave_datafiles8099 3 года назад +205

    "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!!!" Now we have the answer.

    • @Hatingshawnn
      @Hatingshawnn 3 года назад +1

      Yessirr

    • @shitpostergeneral3533
      @shitpostergeneral3533 3 года назад +1

      @@Dragnulls am I supposed to laugh?

    • @LiquidHonor
      @LiquidHonor 3 года назад +1

      @@shitpostergeneral3533 he really likes science eh?

    • @No-ix8um
      @No-ix8um 3 года назад +3

      @@Dragnulls guess what
      Nobody asked

    • @LiquidHonor
      @LiquidHonor 3 года назад +1

      @@No-ix8um take a screenshot of it and post it to reddit before he deletes it