Car Accident Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • Yes. The title is correct. Have you ever wanted to know what to do if you come across a car accident? Well this game can ACTUALLY teach you!
    Edited By ► / rad_r
    And ► / lixiantv
    Play ACCIDENT ► store.steampow...

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @JA-vz1nl
    @JA-vz1nl 3 года назад +4525

    "Hello, welcome to Autozone, how may I help you today?"
    Mark: "Uhhm, I need triangles... lots and lots of triangles."

  • @JonahMcD
    @JonahMcD 3 года назад +7001

    The last words you hear before death:
    “Excuse me, you’ll be fine. I’m NOT a professional, but I’m here to help.”

    • @Hannah-jv6hh
      @Hannah-jv6hh 3 года назад +379

      "My life is in the hands of an idiot?"

    • @SakuraChai
      @SakuraChai 3 года назад +313

      @@Hannah-jv6hh “No no, TWO idiots!”

    • @SparkyRaichu
      @SparkyRaichu 3 года назад +130

      It was after that, that he had said three words that haunted me for the rest of my life. "My name is Markiplier."

    • @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343
      @meanwhileinthemindofagoril1343 3 года назад +90

      This is as bad as hearing,
      "My life is in the hands of an idiot!"
      *"Nonononono - TWO idiots!"*

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 3 года назад +29

      Lester Roquefort uh...three words? Might want to check that again.

  • @dragos_creations
    @dragos_creations 3 года назад +2588

    Cars: Accidentially crash
    Mark: ...There has been a murder!

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 3 года назад +15

      Would Be a shame if my murder involved two people collided violently with nothing to do with me...

    • @spiritnsultanyt7250
      @spiritnsultanyt7250 3 года назад +33

      *A body has been discovered!*

    • @corvanj8766
      @corvanj8766 3 года назад +6

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 spy is sus!

    • @Reaper-gg3fg
      @Reaper-gg3fg 3 года назад +3

      @@corvanj8766 nah the scout is sus, I mean he's walking real slow for some reason

    • @felixargyle9650
      @felixargyle9650 3 года назад +1

      @@spiritnsultanyt7250 MONOKUMA?!

  • @alirezaforghani141
    @alirezaforghani141 3 года назад +715

    The most interesting part for me is the stories at the end of each scenario. The impact these accidents have on the victims is so sad and deep. All because of a mistake, or a misfortune sometimes. Please stay safe when you're on the roads.

    • @aguywithayota
      @aguywithayota Год назад +7

      *proceeds to speed*

    • @rikku7663
      @rikku7663 Год назад +14

      they rlly gave backstories and now its sadder 😭😭

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 месяца назад +2

      It really drives home the point that there are no winners, just losers and bigger losers

  • @TheManofBoogie
    @TheManofBoogie 3 года назад +4469

    Mark: *calls Lixian “editor”*
    Lixian: *should’ve edited it to “Hi everybody, my name is RUclipsR and welcome to Accident.”*

    • @KittKattRED
      @KittKattRED 3 года назад +57

      The best comment 🏆🥇🏅

    • @dhruv4901
      @dhruv4901 3 года назад +87

      I wanted to give you an award but realised I'm not on reddit lmfao

    • @itsKyee1
      @itsKyee1 3 года назад +17

      @@dhruv4901 reddit

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 3 года назад +15

      @@itsKyee1 reddit

    • @CatsMeow_
      @CatsMeow_ 3 года назад +15

      @@karla3153 reddit

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +3798

    Mark: calls Lixian his "editor"
    Lixian: *"Peace was never an option"*

    • @weirdthe3rd308
      @weirdthe3rd308 3 года назад +6

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2053 what the hell is your profile picture

    • @ChaoticAndromeda
      @ChaoticAndromeda 3 года назад +30

      @@weirdthe3rd308 probably a butt. Knowing these bots.
      I'm shocked the comment is gone. RUclips normally let's these spam things, but will demonitize a video for cleavage.

    • @thebattlefieldtechnician428
      @thebattlefieldtechnician428 3 года назад +9

      @@weirdthe3rd308 it’s a bot, just report it and move on.

    • @tmlwastrashchannel.3020
      @tmlwastrashchannel.3020 3 года назад +3

      Never. Call. Lixian. The. Editor.

    • @masonfrye5253
      @masonfrye5253 3 года назад +1

      0000

  • @catroberts4002
    @catroberts4002 3 года назад +3430

    Mark: "no one would play this for fun"
    Me, an EMT: "This looks cool. I should play it for fun."

    • @shawnafogle4709
      @shawnafogle4709 3 года назад +80

      I'm in the process to become an EMT, and my friend told me about it. Needless to say I wanna play lmao.

    • @JamesBond-tk9sd
      @JamesBond-tk9sd 3 года назад +114

      I am also an EMT and was impressed at how little bull was in this game. It is very sensible from the layperson's perspective

    • @notreallybarackobama
      @notreallybarackobama 3 года назад +16

      I’m legit curious, how accurate is this game?

    • @catroberts4002
      @catroberts4002 3 года назад +88

      @@notreallybarackobama I played the free demo and it seemed pretty informative. Always work on the most critical patients first. I have personally never heard of a warning triangle before this but also I skipped drivers ed cause there's a loophole in my state that got me around it so maybe that's why. But road flares are helpful. I feel like the chest compressions were timed weird but that's just nitpicking and could have just been cause I was clicking so it seemed weird. The biggest issue I saw was that in the one scenario the demo had we were doing cpr on a patient with a giant cut on his arm which is NOT helpful. You wanna stop any bleeds before trying to move the blood around with chest compressions because otherwise you could literally just be pumping more blood to that wound. But again, I'm being nitpicky. I'd say for the normal every day human this game is accurate enough and you should also have some sort of warning signal like flares or the triangle, and a good first aid kit in your car at the very least. Something more than the $20 kit you can get from cvs cause that won't help if you god forbid roll up on something like that. And a fire extinguisher would be good to have too as long as it's stored well and not rolling around freely. Sorry for the novel.

    • @dinadeira
      @dinadeira 3 года назад +7

      @@catroberts4002 What would be included in a good first aid kit?

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 3 года назад +489

    The Game : sooo,there's an accident and you have to....
    Mark : this is a murder attempt

  • @wanderingkernel5002
    @wanderingkernel5002 3 года назад +3905

    [Markiplier analyzing a Car Accident scene]
    *"Hmm Yes, the floor here is made of attempted murder"*

  • @weffle2449
    @weffle2449 3 года назад +3047

    CPR Dummies: hey we are literally “dying” please make sure we are “breathing” and “alive”
    Mark’s Automatonophobia: *Hello there*

    • @keatonroether8883
      @keatonroether8883 3 года назад +90

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB begone

    • @squishysquidward2507
      @squishysquidward2507 3 года назад +53

      He kept stopping the animation and going back into it because he got freaked out, why did he do that to himself lol

    • @res6696
      @res6696 3 года назад +7

      Automo what

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 3 года назад +23

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB then scream out of your lungs, kevin.

    • @ilovewooyoung
      @ilovewooyoung 3 года назад +59

      @@res6696 Fear of fake human like figures

  • @jessicacrider813
    @jessicacrider813 3 года назад +471

    Mark: *puts ear to dummy's mouth*
    Dummy: *breaths*
    Mark: "YoU wErEn'T sUpPoSeD tO dO tHaT"

  • @Fruunza
    @Fruunza 3 года назад +2394

    Mark: "What kind of country uses 112?"
    All of Europe be like: Am i a joke to you

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 3 года назад +21

      Europe is a joke

    • @redy..
      @redy.. 3 года назад +63

      @@cainhager9814 ok cain hager

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 года назад +46

      @@cainhager9814 So are you.

    • @ThePlasmabee
      @ThePlasmabee 3 года назад +6

      @@cainhager9814 I live there... Also, Yes.

    • @cainhager9814
      @cainhager9814 3 года назад +8

      @@redicated2528 at least I am a funny joke, europe is just a sad one

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 3 года назад +882

    “What if I’m just doing CPR on a dead guy?” I’m starting to think maybe mark doesn’t know how CPR works

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 3 года назад +67

      Starting to think he didn't pay attention to the fact that they have health bars

    • @Not_honest_enough
      @Not_honest_enough 3 года назад +24

      You are actually dead when you're heart stops
      It just runs out of time to be saved after a bit (without permanent brain damage)

    • @thtsmypurseidkyou
      @thtsmypurseidkyou 3 года назад +67

      @@Not_honest_enough humans are kinda like the 5 second rule lmao

    • @glitterghost834
      @glitterghost834 3 года назад +5

      @@thtsmypurseidkyou lmAO

    • @moniquevester879
      @moniquevester879 3 года назад +20

      Chest compressions save livesss

  • @ashookamanuela1901
    @ashookamanuela1901 3 года назад +624

    Mark: Just wants to have a good time.
    Game: How bout some Trauma instead?

  • @averagewastaken
    @averagewastaken 3 года назад +5717

    Mark: Mark, Amy, Editor?!
    It's almost as if this game was made for him.

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 3 года назад +179

      Well, I mean the theme of the game, which is people getting skull fractures in car wrecks is definitely not made for Mark.

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 года назад +203

      this game also has 2/3s of marks fears XD
      maniquins and logs falling off of trucks
      (but no ocean obviously)

    • @typicalgamerkid1012
      @typicalgamerkid1012 3 года назад +78

      @@FlusteredBushStudios I've actually played the whole game, there was only one big hazard in one scenario, but I think in future updates there probably would be a sinking car one XD.

    • @gabepounders9056
      @gabepounders9056 3 года назад +20

      @@FlusteredBushStudios Yet

    • @hammer2.095
      @hammer2.095 3 года назад +9

      it was lol

  • @whosrosebush
    @whosrosebush 3 года назад +299

    Thank you, Mark, for playing this game. My husband rolled our car on the 7th, and because we watched you play this, he could hear you going through the steps of turning off the engine and such as he pulled himself out of the car.
    Yes, he is okay. There were no others involved. It's just nice to know that watching this kept him a bit safer.

    • @redicated2528
      @redicated2528 3 года назад +37

      The stupidest things can be helpful.

  • @joshuabudiarto5036
    @joshuabudiarto5036 3 года назад +3112

    Markiplier: "Editor"
    Lixian: "You have Hi-ed your last "my name is Markiplier""
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @teny1901
    @teny1901 3 года назад +2560

    Next video: Unboxing
    Mark: “hey guys so I bought some triangles”

    • @nazmievoz5767
      @nazmievoz5767 3 года назад +4

      Cool meme huh

    • @captainrattail8497
      @captainrattail8497 3 года назад +15

      Omg please that would be so funny 😭😭

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 3 года назад +37

      "They only sent me ONE. TRIANGLE."

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 3 года назад +21

      @Kyandi Paper which is exactly why the game says "Do not remove victims from their car unless you absolutely need to" at 20:23. It's not trying to tell you that you can be a paramedic, it's teaching everyday people how to properly help with a car crash. I understand that this might confuse the younger audience, but this isn't the target demographic for this game anyway. By the way, can you put a link for that story about the doctor paralyzing the guy? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

    • @hayasheeeesh
      @hayasheeeesh 3 года назад +4

      @Kyandi Paper that disclaimer is in the video though

  • @just_spencer6179
    @just_spencer6179 3 года назад +4522

    imagine if you were in a car accident and while you were stuck in the car all you can hear from the outside is:
    "gotta get my *triangles* "

    • @snappishtemperament213
      @snappishtemperament213 3 года назад +161

      At that point I'd be pretty sure I was already dead and in hell lol

    • @James-eg3fr
      @James-eg3fr 3 года назад +106

      *"I'm in even more danger!"*

    • @bigfnar
      @bigfnar 2 года назад +127

      followed up by, "Do one of you have a triangle?"

    • @s0ftnt510
      @s0ftnt510 2 года назад +24

      “Sir, sir? Are you okay? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir? Sir?”

    • @electricalsocket7048
      @electricalsocket7048 2 года назад +37

      @@bigfnar yes and when figuring out you don't have any " I need lots and lots more triangles "

  • @corteynicole2
    @corteynicole2 3 года назад +2928

    I actually really appreciate this game. Despite it being generalized, it offers good information and helps educate you on a few good ways to really save someone's life.

    • @yuurrrrrrrr1
      @yuurrrrrrrr1 3 года назад +11

      Everywhere i go i see squid game even in the thumbnail

    • @noefierros1104
      @noefierros1104 2 года назад +2

      ​@@yuurrrrrrrr1 🤣

    • @renbaker5124
      @renbaker5124 2 года назад +45

      Yes! As a lifeguard, this stuff is pretty accurate!

    • @peachiibiitch
      @peachiibiitch 2 года назад +44

      And aside from that good information, the human results after completing seem to line up with true stories I've heard

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz 2 года назад +1

      And also a few that could be useful to end one tok!

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 3 года назад +828

    Lixian be like: "The next 'accident' to investigate will be yours, Mark!"

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +493

    Mark : "hey, editor"
    Lixian : *pulls out a gun* "and hello to you too, murder victim"

    • @trishtavrn
      @trishtavrn 3 года назад

      I see what you did there

    • @Kebabfiloux
      @Kebabfiloux 3 года назад

      hey you again

    • @__-yb2hq
      @__-yb2hq 3 года назад

      Dude you got 1000+ comments

  • @robanec
    @robanec 3 года назад +1079

    If anyone sees this: Tips for finding unconscious person:
    Check if the person is still alive:
    -first speak, then touch (for example shoulder), then look if the person is still breathing
    when checking for breath, overstretch the neck by tilting the head back, place your ear near the mouth and nose, look towards the chest: chest movement and breath=alive, only one of the two check again or check for pulse.
    Breathing:
    -> Yes, put patient in recovery position, check vitals reguarly , call ambulance
    -> No, begin CPR, order someone to call ambulance:
    1. lay the person flat on the back on the ground, avoid soft surfaces
    2. Begin CPR by pushing on the chest where the heart is with force. Its not unsusual to break a or multible ribs. 30 pushes, at a speed of about 100 to 120 per minute (help: the beat of the song "staying alive" is perfect) Place the palm of your hand on the chest, place the other hand on top, push at least 2inches (~5cm) in
    3. Take a good breath and blow the air into the persons mouth or nose (you can also use something like an oxygen mask, if you have one at hand, to reduce risk of infection), while again overstretching their head, clearing their airways that way, and shutting off the other point of exit (pinch close the nose when breathing through mouth, vise versa) (2x)
    then: repeat steps 2 and 3 until ambulance arrives, dont be afraid to ask someone if they can relieve you if you get tired out or feel dizzy
    Please like so that more people can save lives
    (!!!EDIT: please bear in mind that you shouldn't just move around the neck or body of a person that just was in an accident, if they're traumas or a broken spine you could kill or paralyze the person you are trying to help!!!)

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 года назад +118

      @Sheep Man not that nerdy actually, in my country mandatory to know if you want to get a driver's license :)

    • @snortiblog
      @snortiblog 3 года назад +73

      My only concern is that because this is a car accident, the likelihood of either a broken neck or other severe neck injury is somewhat high, so care must be taken in moving them, so if possible avoid the twisting or turning as to avoid aggravation of the injury. (Or alternatively, don’t touch them at all and wait for paramedics to arrive). All of this is covered under the DRS ABCD (acronym, you should look it up) if you wish to remember it easily.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 года назад +40

      @@snortiblog that is true! That's also why I find this game a bit dangerous, with all the "oh just move the here and there a lil bit". I will edit a warning in

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 3 года назад +34

      for those who are wondering, the recovery position is the person lying down on his side, preferably with something confertable on his head, like a pillow or some other sort of cloth.

    • @robanec
      @robanec 3 года назад +30

      @@paulborisiv519 Person laying on the side, the arm and leg side he is laying on:
      -Leg outstretched, arm 90° away from body, elbow also 90° turned, so that the hand is laying infront of the face
      Side that is "up":
      - leg slightly bend to the front, knee also slightly bend back, so that the knee is a resting point, hand from the "up" side tucked under the cheek.
      !!!Important notes:
      slight overstretching of the head two assure free airways, mouth should be opened for maximum air intake and if the person throws up, that everything flows out and he doesn't choke on it
      (Or Google it, honestly)

  • @claudiaellis45
    @claudiaellis45 Год назад +259

    Mark: “How did that truck get by?” “he’s the criminal “
    *Turns out truck actually is the criminal *

  • @DoctorVictoryZenith
    @DoctorVictoryZenith 3 года назад +407

    “What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person?"
    You only carry out CPR on people who are not breathing and lack a pulse, i.e. by medical definition dead. If you don't feel a pulse or breathing, you start CPR, regardless of whether or not you think it's too late. You keep it up until either help arrives to relieve you or you tire out.

    • @tsinquisition3455
      @tsinquisition3455 3 года назад +13

      This game is also outdated, there's no need to make artificial breathing anymore, professionals have decided that while you do the CPR enough air gets in by the compressions so no breathing needed

    • @KlenKarter
      @KlenKarter 3 года назад +15

      The problem with the game, that if you have 2 people, you prioritize the less wounded and stabilize it before you do the CPR, cause if you start the CPR first, the less wounded could die, and now you have 2 dead people...... So first you should stabilize the less wounded, and than start the CPR

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 3 года назад +10

      @@tsinquisition3455 I'm trained in emergency first aid and I was still taught to give breaths while doing CPR. Of course, it varies depending on the persons age since children, for instance, have residual breath.

    • @tsinquisition3455
      @tsinquisition3455 3 года назад +2

      @@yeetpea5302 Europe or US? Because I think most European countries Don't do it anymore

    • @yeetpea5302
      @yeetpea5302 3 года назад +2

      @@tsinquisition3455 Europe. More specifically, the UK. 🤣

  • @bagels4523
    @bagels4523 3 года назад +608

    *drives past what looks like a car wreck*
    Mark: “oh that’s a problem”
    *keeps driving*

    • @paladinstorm
      @paladinstorm 3 года назад +10

      The game is on autopilot for that part, pretty sure. Doesn't make it any less funny.

  • @KiyanPocket
    @KiyanPocket 3 года назад +2273

    This game literally has “Editor” as Lixian, and then have Amy, and Mark as the other names.
    You can’t tell me this is a coincidence at this point. That’s just straight up cool and creepy at the same time.

    • @ClosetDemon
      @ClosetDemon 3 года назад +204

      maybe the game dev is a mark fan??

    • @angellowy
      @angellowy 3 года назад +74

      @@gayjayy or Eef or Tyler lol

    • @levisamjuno
      @levisamjuno 3 года назад +137

      Wait til you find out "Vadim" is Russian for "Wade".

    • @miss_chrissy
      @miss_chrissy 3 года назад +9

      @@thattheessaycardoyouwantto4896 what?

    • @amberator3456
      @amberator3456 3 года назад +1

      @@ClosetDemon what are you talking about

  • @sydneyevans8793
    @sydneyevans8793 2 года назад +163

    People on the phone: "Put the victims in your vehicle to keep the warm"
    Mark: "Where do I put him? I don't know where to put him!"

  • @olddolanwasbetter9615
    @olddolanwasbetter9615 3 года назад +1478

    "what? why was there a truck passing me if there are wooden logs here"
    **truck was the suspect**
    "OHH-"

    • @serenahart3876
      @serenahart3876 3 года назад +2

      15:45 FD2 Reference

    • @geggilishes5286
      @geggilishes5286 3 года назад +2

      @@serenahart3876 reference? not really a reference but good try

    • @juliasprang6003
      @juliasprang6003 3 года назад +7

      I hate ur profile picture

    • @lynnly2406
      @lynnly2406 3 года назад +5

      I tried wiping off your pfp thinking it’s real hair

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 года назад

      @@lynnly2406 I see a few of us did 😠😂

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 3 года назад +433

    Game: check for breathing
    Mark's fear of mannequins: *here's my cue!*

  • @lollordfrozen
    @lollordfrozen 3 года назад +302

    Important Info: Smart phones know the emergency numbers of any country and automatically dial the right one if you put in any emergency number. So if you are in a foreign country and you dont know their emergency number you can just dial any emergency number you know and it will put you through to the right one!

    • @Crazyclay78YT
      @Crazyclay78YT 3 года назад +39

      wow, thats a cool piece of info i didnt know i would be learning at 5 am today

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +9

      Hey nice tip!

    • @XX-jk7hx
      @XX-jk7hx 3 года назад +9

      Yes, i've learnd that in drivin school in germany from my drivin teacher! Verry nice!

    • @supernoodle704
      @supernoodle704 3 года назад +30

      also, if you spend a lot of time out hiking or in remote places, or even if you just want to be more safe i recommend getting an app called ‘what3words’ where you can pinpoint your location more precisely, and therefore emergency services can pinpoint it too.

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +3

      @@supernoodle704 good tips all around

  • @grimsladeleviathan3958
    @grimsladeleviathan3958 3 года назад +82

    * prepares a place to train him *
    Mark: * starts a conspiracy theory * It's the perfect crime...

  • @bowlingdude2995
    @bowlingdude2995 3 года назад +3846

    Mark: *calls Lixian his editor*
    Lixian: “Don’t test me Mark.”

    • @c0n22
      @c0n22 3 года назад +44

      Yeah didn't he straight up murder Lunky? I wouldn't test him.

    • @bamers404
      @bamers404 3 года назад +4

      Zactly

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 3 года назад +6

      Dont test lixian.

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +15

      I'm sure Lixian can't do anything,
      Because Mark's not real

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +13

      Demoted from Lixian to *E d i t o r*

  • @mjwest4968
    @mjwest4968 3 года назад +832

    “Why is this dummy breathing ?” I get that a lot

    • @caseyv.6679
      @caseyv.6679 3 года назад +25

      Way underrated comment lmao

    • @Marlock2199
      @Marlock2199 3 года назад +26

      oh yeah, and "Why are there corpses in your closet!?!?!"
      and "I'm calling the police!" means I gotta add another corpse, am I right?

    • @creepy-kitty
      @creepy-kitty 3 года назад +2

      PMA!!!!!😆

    • @seung.berry.M
      @seung.berry.M 3 года назад +2

      @@Marlock2199 yup

    • @teslacoil5378
      @teslacoil5378 3 года назад +1

      Oof.

  • @tokyok5846
    @tokyok5846 3 года назад +1728

    Man has broken neck*
    “Sir can you hear me?”

    • @rocketsurgery950
      @rocketsurgery950 3 года назад +118

      It is possible to still be conscious and have a broken neck, as long as the spinal cord inside is still intact. This is why it's so important to try to keep an accident victim's neck and head as still as possible, regardless if their awake or not: if the vertebra are broken, but the cord is fine, it's possible to accidently snap the spinal cord and kill them without noticing.
      That's one thing I don't understand about this game (and most medical-themed entertainment) how does the main character know someone's neck is broken just by looking at it? Not even real paramedics can tell at a glance, that's why they're so cautious with every potential neck injury they come across.

    • @LinkusLonkus
      @LinkusLonkus 3 года назад +28

      @@rocketsurgery950 The accidents have happened beforehand (The game stated it, unless I've completely misunderstood/misread it) and the information had already been acquired. They use the info to recreate the accident so that the person can find the cause of it.
      At least that's what I understood in the intro. Might be wrong, tho

    • @underpaidmook
      @underpaidmook 3 года назад +12

      @@LinkusLonkus No, you're right. Notice that the "first responder" is always different and before you actually go in, you slap on VR goggles.

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 3 года назад +1

      At least he didn't say not twice if you're ok.😅😂

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 3 года назад +7

      It's rare finding people supporting each other in youtube's comment section

  • @ANBUEliet
    @ANBUEliet 3 года назад +165

    "After a prolonged legal battle, they won enough money to pay for his orphaned child's college."
    Yup, that sounds about right. The cost of college is pretty much equal to the cost of someone's life

  • @nebvbn4504
    @nebvbn4504 3 года назад +158

    I actually really like what this game teaches to be honest. To take precaution with vehicles, understand that they're not safe, and the consequences of any car accident has on everyone, not just the individuals within the accident itself. And all of it is taught in an intuitive way. Very well done.
    Edit: As mentioned in a reply, don't use this game or a random article on the internet as basis for first aid. Get it from a legitimate source (I.e. basic training courses are taught everywhere) if you really want to help someone.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 года назад +7

      And the first aid and CPR stuff is accurate and educational

    • @NotGoingBackHarris2024
      @NotGoingBackHarris2024 3 года назад +9

      Someone is going to try the things they "learned" in this game and kill someone. Like shaking a victim as a first responder, you have no idea if they have spin or neck injury and shaking them if they do could kill them, as could grabbing their head and lifting it when there is a strong possibility of a spine or neck injury like there would be in a car crash scenario, you would have to try other things like looking to see if the chest is rising and falling, or getting close enough to hear. Also if someone has been impaled by something, the VERY LAST THING you should do is PUT PRESSURE ON IT!!!!! In the field the best you can or SHOULD do with an implement is to get some kind of clean cloth and tape if you have it and then to secure it however possible to keep it stable, if you put PRESSURE on a stick that is just shy of someone's lung....... I just cant with this 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @nebvbn4504
      @nebvbn4504 3 года назад +5

      @@NotGoingBackHarris2024 You have some excellent points, obviously a person shouldn't use the "training" recieved from random forums and games to educate you on proper medical procedures. Get it from legitimate sources if you truly want to help if you encounter an accident.
      After all, it *is* the internet.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 года назад +2

      Yeah sorry I didn't mean that people should try it, I just thought it was cool that like the CPR was the right tempo and things like that.

  • @AustralianMurderTurtle
    @AustralianMurderTurtle 3 года назад +756

    "Who's the 4th victim?"
    The 4th victim is you Mark.

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 3 года назад +44

      this feels like a threat

    • @Nezha_Main
      @Nezha_Main 3 года назад +18

      *An avengers level threat*

  • @travisminger5339
    @travisminger5339 3 года назад +1435

    “Inspect the wounds” *jams finger at wounds* “yep, that’s a wound🤔” 😂😂

    • @beaubryant4465
      @beaubryant4465 3 года назад +30

      me discovering my own bruises

    • @nyxie2877
      @nyxie2877 3 года назад +3

      @@beaubryant4465 “Wait, the spot I touched just then hurt a little bit. Huh...? OH WHAT THE FUCK. HOW? HOW? I’VE BEEN SITTING IN MY ROOM FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS!

  • @jamesw9633
    @jamesw9633 3 года назад +45

    Mark: How do I know that I'm not doing cpr on a dead guy?
    Well, that's the point of cpr

  • @Chikie9952
    @Chikie9952 3 года назад +2510

    As someone who’s studying Forensics I love how Mark was trying to analyze that first scene XDDD

    • @PatrickJoshua
      @PatrickJoshua 3 года назад +38

      What are the notable stuff? Cause I would also behave the same way if placed in that situation haha

    • @guppykid3535
      @guppykid3535 3 года назад +28

      OOH how is it in forensics cause I’ve always had a fascination with it

    • @Chikie9952
      @Chikie9952 3 года назад +83

      @@guppykid3535 at times it can be super super interesting and fun, but frustrating other times! XDD if doing an investigation you have to look for every detail, it has to be very very thorough or you could miss something important! And not to mention there are different branches and pathways in forensics! Overall though, I love this field because it’s always a challenge and you never know what you might find!

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 3 года назад +18

      I have a natural interest in crime stuff. Not just the semi real TV shows, but documentaries and everything too. It's actually very interesting how progress is made and all

    • @caffeinebee
      @caffeinebee 3 года назад +9

      @@Chikie9952 I'm currently studying forensic lab science! (I may switch my major to forensic anthropology, though... Haven't decided yet lmao)

  • @lolap9968
    @lolap9968 3 года назад +606

    Imagine being in a car crash and you’re woken up by Markiplier going
    “Sir can you hear me? Sir! Can you hear me?”

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 3 года назад +36

      We're doomed.

    • @cryptid4351
      @cryptid4351 3 года назад +16

      It wouldn’t work cause then I would die

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber 3 года назад +5

      My Savior!

    • @mitsuruchan1480
      @mitsuruchan1480 3 года назад +18

      Imagine him going "hey you you're finally awake"

    • @SaintDamain
      @SaintDamain 3 года назад +20

      I’d be like “....wh... where.... where’s the blacksmith?...”

  • @Noo6995
    @Noo6995 3 года назад +394

    I love how detailed this game is. I wouldn’t mind seeing more tbh.

    • @7hird3ye
      @7hird3ye 3 года назад +11

      I agree! It actually shows a lot of details on how to resuscitate a victim. Really liked that.

    • @hideogayjima5699
      @hideogayjima5699 3 года назад +1

      What are you a tsundere?
      Just say ya want more

    • @jackal292
      @jackal292 3 года назад +6

      You can play it yourself, just head outside and lay some nails on the rosd

    • @BigDSizl20
      @BigDSizl20 3 года назад +5

      @@jackal292 well that was mighty dark

    • @komakozeee
      @komakozeee 3 года назад +1

      @@7hird3ye i mean while i liked it too it... isnt really showing you how to do much of anything if you want to learn that just go take a cheap 10-20 dollar cpr class some jobs might even pay to have you learn it

  • @meshuggah921
    @meshuggah921 Год назад +121

    30 chest compressions to the beat "staying alive", and 2 breathes.

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 4 месяца назад +2

      Yes!

    • @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900
      @Pearl.Is.Autistic.SU.900 4 месяца назад

      Boosting. And according to Dr Mike, the first thing you do when someone isn’t breathing, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

    • @stupidrandomations
      @stupidrandomations 2 месяца назад +3

      True, and I think it’s funny that mark didn’t know that cpr is supposed to be performed on clinically dead patients to circulate blood that is no longer pumping and that still may have oxygen. This is done to buy time for life saving, heart restarting medications and possibly a defibrillator.

    • @ae_bae
      @ae_bae 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@stupidrandomations thats exactly what i was think, towards the beginning mark goes what if im do cpr on a dead guy and i just went isnt that the point like theyre dead and trying to keep blood flowing so they can be revived

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +1683

    Mark: “Hey editor it’s you!”
    Lixian: “Okay fellow RUclipsr”

  • @ZatannaZataraGrayson
    @ZatannaZataraGrayson 3 года назад +77

    Mark: What if I'm doing CPR on a dead guy?
    They aren't dead until the medical examiner, doctor, or coroner pronounces them dead with cause and manner of death. Assume the person is alive unless they're confirmed otherwise; it not only could save the person but also helps keep you mentally in check if you're not defeatist when you arrive on the scene. There's a limited window of time you have to restart the heart's rhythm before the person suffers permanent brain damage and potentially death. You perform CPR until the person has steady breathing and/or steady pulse or EMS arrives and takes over.
    It would be nice if the game taught you how an AED is set up and how it works (it sends an electrical pulse to the heart to help regulate rhythm, though you'd have to establish a pulse first, an AED can't help someone with no heartbeat) but then again not everyone has one of those in the back of their vehicle and publically available AEDs are usually in more urban areas, not in countrysides as seen so far in this game.

    • @TRoss240
      @TRoss240 3 года назад +4

      Lol, “how to use an AED”. Push the on button, listen to it, do what it says.
      Congratulations, you’re now trained on AED use. Try not to shock your partner.

    • @coffeeaddict9605
      @coffeeaddict9605 3 года назад +5

      True. Such as, if you're doing chest compressions properly, there is a high likelihood you'll break a rib. That's okay!

    • @KrepsyK
      @KrepsyK 3 года назад

      Literally every EMS worker's nightmare.

    • @WolfGirl_MakuGaming
      @WolfGirl_MakuGaming 3 года назад

      Yah the creator should have put in some realism with the medical help in it.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 3 года назад

      To be fair, it was better then 'apply medkit' and being done like you usually see.

  • @caitlintwitty2223
    @caitlintwitty2223 3 года назад +601

    Mark: "We got Mark, Amy, Editor"
    Me: Don't forget Dummy

    • @VictorythroughUnity59
      @VictorythroughUnity59 3 года назад +41

      This game was intentionally created to freakout/scare Markiplier, it's all here.
      Himself, people from his life, and most damning... MANIKINS!!!

    • @Anti_Matter-qz1il
      @Anti_Matter-qz1il 3 года назад +13

      This game is a horror game just for mark to play
      I also have a fear of dammed MANEQUINS

    • @BoyMadeOfCardBoard
      @BoyMadeOfCardBoard 3 года назад +1

      Why would you be in the game

    • @caitlintwitty2223
      @caitlintwitty2223 3 года назад +1

      @@BoyMadeOfCardBoard I was actually thinking eef, but ya know, I’m more of a dummy than he is 😂

  • @blasianboi8212
    @blasianboi8212 3 года назад +48

    After being recently CPR certified, this is surprisingly accurate

  • @F4TA1_3RR0R
    @F4TA1_3RR0R 3 года назад +1640

    Therapist: “Troll face Mark doesn’t exist. Troll face Mark can’t hurt you.”
    Troll face Mark: 0:50

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 3 года назад +541

    "Put the victim in your car."
    "WHERE DO I PUT HIM?!"

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 3 года назад +5

      Instructions are wasted on Mark.

  • @Lukaseking
    @Lukaseking 3 года назад +258

    Moral of the story: Don't ever call Lixian "editor"
    Because an "accident" might happen...

    • @XenSolation.
      @XenSolation. 3 года назад +4

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no one cares

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 3 года назад +5

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB You're the accident

    • @devyl3057
      @devyl3057 3 года назад +2

      Okay, the bot is gone, but I was looking at the replys like "why are your calling this man an accident"

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 3 года назад

      @@devyl3057 yes

    • @gforce_101
      @gforce_101 3 года назад

      Me -looks at replies-
      Me: what happened-

  • @ShadowWindGaming
    @ShadowWindGaming 3 года назад +62

    As an EMT I feel like I just spent 30 minutes at work.

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 3 года назад +488

    Mark: “Today we are accident investigators. How wouldn’t like that simulation.”
    Me: *remembers Mark’s broke nose*

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 3 года назад +1

      Nobody asked @ì

    • @cliq5673
      @cliq5673 3 года назад +4

      @Ì ÆM ĶèvìñBB no, sir

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 3 года назад +1

      Gosh it makes me miss [REDACTED] more...

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 года назад

      @@foliumviride2547 memento mori

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 3 года назад +180

    Game: **has mark, Amy and lixian's name in it**
    Markiplier: *"And That's The Story Of My Life..."*

  • @user-mi5gg2dy9b
    @user-mi5gg2dy9b 3 года назад +476

    I can’t imagine how Mark’s steam library looks like at this point

    • @azl5044
      @azl5044 3 года назад +5

      How t h i c c?

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 3 года назад +3

      Eh, that's normal

    • @leahtheriot2623
      @leahtheriot2623 3 года назад +7

      Thic with 6 c

    • @juanin2top194
      @juanin2top194 3 года назад +8

      @@leahtheriot2623 *T H I C C C C C C*

    • @adnanasif9538
      @adnanasif9538 3 года назад +1

      @@leahtheriot2623
      Those are rookie numbers

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 3 года назад +41

    I never thought I would dislike a simulator game for being "too real" .

  • @alisonanddanlindsey
    @alisonanddanlindsey 3 года назад +567

    Mark: "Lixian you've been demoted to 'editor' again."
    Lixian: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @slammingbrutality7349
    @slammingbrutality7349 3 года назад +1457

    Mark, Amy, and “Editor”
    Like seriously is this just a coincidence that their names are in this simulator??? 😅

  • @bon3734
    @bon3734 3 года назад +1366

    “Just admit it- why’d you kill that man?”
    *flashbacks to 28 stab wounds meme*

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 года назад +27

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @StnkyDinky
      @StnkyDinky 3 года назад +13

      *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

    • @5ome5tranger
      @5ome5tranger 3 года назад +10

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @HadesTheMisfit
      @HadesTheMisfit 3 года назад +8

      2 8 S T A B W O U N D S

    • @tvman2563
      @tvman2563 3 года назад

      N O S T A B W O U N D S

  • @lachlanmaddog1531
    @lachlanmaddog1531 3 года назад +22

    Mark: we’re investigating accidents
    Me: I would rather that you don’t investigate me

  • @CallMeNeecko
    @CallMeNeecko 3 года назад +132

    For anyone who is not a first responder/CPR Emergency certified: this is actually pretty realistic. This is what you would do if you are in an emergency - the steps are correct, the details are correct...pretty impressive!

    • @daria8950
      @daria8950 3 года назад +5

      Where i'm from when you are getting your driving licence beside the driving part there is a theory part ( many hours and two test at the end ) with situations/scenarios and stuff like this. I'm surprised that a lot of people have no idea of these basic stuff ( which is very sad and unfortunate ), you shouldn't have to be a medic to know them.

    • @Demonrifts
      @Demonrifts 3 года назад +10

      Are you a first responder? I've always heard that the worst thing you can do is move somebody out of a vehicle if there isn't an extreme need (fire or so on), as that can make injuries worse if they have fractures/breaks.

    • @bloodstormwolf9512
      @bloodstormwolf9512 3 года назад +2

      @@Demonrifts Well, this was also in what looked like a pretty bad snowstorm since visibility was pretty low. The hyperthermia may have been worse then the injuries.
      Although, don't they make medical blankets for scenarios like that?

    • @vetsrus31
      @vetsrus31 3 года назад +1

      @@daria8950 true. However a majority of people will react and not think in these situations.
      I grew up next to a road notorious for fatal accidents. Been helping out on them since i was 12. Most people panic and overrides knowledge. Even with tests and the like it doesn't compare to the actual issues you will encounter when put in the situation.
      Kind of like how when a kid falls in the water, 80% will stand around, scream, and panic. And the other 10% will actually do something. Only 5% of the 10% will actually be useful and avoid possible harm.

    • @Bigbeebin
      @Bigbeebin 3 года назад +1

      I took some EMT training courses and this is not at all what they trained us to do, we were told never to move or touch someone.

  • @DamianSiIvers
    @DamianSiIvers 3 года назад +537

    I imagine Mark sticking his finger in the wound.
    "Yup, that’s a wound alright"

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 года назад +14

      *slides finger across the wound*
      seems he hit his head very hard

    • @Grimrose_04
      @Grimrose_04 3 года назад +11

      Mark tasting the blood “oh, they’re bleeding”

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 3 года назад +4

      @@Grimrose_04 "blergh, might want to cut back on the salty fries there, buddy."

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 3 года назад

      sdfg

    • @autumnox2174
      @autumnox2174 3 года назад +1

      Saint Thomas and Jesus, reenacted, 2020

  • @-U46Raven
    @-U46Raven 3 года назад +139

    Mark: “I wonder what happens if I get hit by a car”
    *wham*
    Pizza Hut Ad: “ It’s my time to shine...”

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 3 года назад +59

    I wish Mark would play more of this game. This is actually entertaining (as most of his videos are)

  • @putyouonrapz
    @putyouonrapz 3 года назад +344

    Meanwhile In a alternate universe:
    Lixian : “Markiplier could you edit that out so it flows.”

  • @wingedlynx2584
    @wingedlynx2584 3 года назад +262

    I read ‘Car Accident’ in the title and was overwhelmed with panic before I finished the third word lol

    • @Palomar23
      @Palomar23 3 года назад +18

      Yeah I sometimes I just pray that he doesn’t break his god damn nose again lol

    • @meatsicles368
      @meatsicles368 3 года назад +1

      @@Palomar23 PFF-

    • @Paper_Flowers
      @Paper_Flowers 3 года назад +1

      Same that stressed me out for a second there

    • @Aran-ps3te
      @Aran-ps3te 3 года назад

      When I first look at this it looks like someone broke mark neck

    • @dr.bubbles
      @dr.bubbles 3 года назад

      Oh really i just saw "car" and clicked right away.

  • @haroohusky
    @haroohusky 3 года назад +536

    Victims: *dying*
    Mark: dOeS aNyOnE hAvE a TriAnGlE
    Priorities people.

    • @swansyboy8512
      @swansyboy8512 3 года назад +26

      Making sure no more accidents happen at the scene is indeed top priority. The paramedics arriving at the scene would rather have two people dead than three.

    • @hosseinsoltani1117
      @hosseinsoltani1117 3 года назад +4

      Nope it's realy important and irl won't take that much time

    • @sweettea8493
      @sweettea8493 3 года назад +2

      Fucking hell. A Furfagot watches Markiplier.

    • @haroohusky
      @haroohusky 3 года назад +8

      @@sweettea8493 OwO UwU

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 года назад +4

      @@sweettea8493
      ok little kid

  • @bipitybopity7002
    @bipitybopity7002 3 года назад +16

    As someone who got a certificate in first aid, watching Mark play a tutorial on how to perform cpr is both hilarious and infuriating

    • @neverg0nnag1vey0uup
      @neverg0nnag1vey0uup 2 года назад +1

      As an european highschooler with lessons on safety it is no diffeent to me

  • @GooseWithAPassport
    @GooseWithAPassport 3 года назад +254

    no one:
    Lixian after being called editior: *"Heres what i call a pro gamer move"*

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 3 года назад +200

    The strangest way to make a Markiplier fan game: Investigating car accidents.

    • @MissPumpkinJuice
      @MissPumpkinJuice 3 года назад +11

      * future car accidents

    • @Void-fb5ts
      @Void-fb5ts 3 года назад +3

      It most probably isn't a markiplier fan game, just a coincidence that theres an editor and Amy. "Mark" could just be using his PC name.

  • @Freedavies
    @Freedavies 3 года назад +7676

    Lixian is not just an “editor”.

  • @nimble6019
    @nimble6019 3 года назад +124

    Mark: “ today we are looking for accidents”
    Me: *looks In the Mirror*

    • @sydneyevans8793
      @sydneyevans8793 2 года назад +3

      Re: Mark " today we are looking for accidents"
      I look up to see my parents nodding. "Whelp, found one!"

    • @pbl_aiden7282
      @pbl_aiden7282 2 года назад

      XD thats a good one

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 года назад

      [holds up a mirror to his face] got one
      (i cant remember for the life of me where i heard it but allegedly marks mom was on multiple kinds of birth control when he was conceived, this isnt a jab at him HGDSFJG)

    • @UncleShawty
      @UncleShawty Год назад

      :')

  • @bildom
    @bildom 3 года назад +261

    “One of these people is gonna die and I’m gonna fail everything”
    Two dead in bottom left

  • @charlesbarwis476
    @charlesbarwis476 3 года назад +537

    The game: Mark accident location
    Everyone: Yes, we know he is.

    • @rochellemcduffie4380
      @rochellemcduffie4380 3 года назад

      is it the toilet

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 3 года назад +8

      Q: Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him?
      A: The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.

    • @elchamaquitopr
      @elchamaquitopr 3 года назад

      @@jdwmyt XD

    • @yeet5629
      @yeet5629 3 года назад

      DaMn

    • @_-x
      @_-x 3 года назад

      @@Okay1 I'm not sure if this is a bot or not, and I'm neither sure which one would be more funny.

  • @eaonns
    @eaonns 3 года назад +148

    Hey, so can we talk about how the first victim was “scratched up” although it looked like he was literally shot?

  • @mckenziegreen2719
    @mckenziegreen2719 2 года назад +7

    Fun fact: you shouldn’t unbuckle people in a car accident in case they have internal damage. The seatbelt could be holding all of their intestines together and you should also try not to move people cause that can also kill them :)

  • @brianbommarito3376
    @brianbommarito3376 3 года назад +45

    I’ve had two friends who died from car accidents on separate occasions many years ago, one of them because of an insecure load on a truck, although the sequence of events was a little different than the one shown here. If you have a job where you have to load a truck of any kind, please always be careful, because you never know whose life might be on the line if you make a mistake.

    • @calmeromelette8716
      @calmeromelette8716 3 года назад +2

      man, I hope you are fine :)

    • @_shundra_3182
      @_shundra_3182 3 года назад +5

      I lost a good friend of mine Sophomore year of high school to a log falling off a logging truck, this video kinda brought me back there for a minute. 15 years old and gone too soon.

    • @vetsrus31
      @vetsrus31 3 года назад +5

      Mark lost his niece in 2018 in a car crash. Miranda was her name. He had to take off time for it. I believe she was 19? I think.

  • @GuardianDragon6
    @GuardianDragon6 3 года назад +238

    I love how he's adopted "skadoosh" so naturally

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 3 года назад +14

      he's got a lot of 'oosh' words in his personal vocabulary lol

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 3 года назад +1

      Well what did u expect
      That’s the only reason why we LIKE HIM

    • @ReExist
      @ReExist 3 года назад

      Not accually only there are a lot of reason but one ting for sure that he is the best comedian

    • @sydneyhudnall3566
      @sydneyhudnall3566 3 года назад +1

      It's crazy how you think people can own words

    • @skewerzz
      @skewerzz 3 года назад +1

      @@sydneyhudnall3566 yeah if I'm not mistaken, skadoosh came from kung fu panda (or it at least popularized it)

  • @casey_unoriginal
    @casey_unoriginal 3 года назад +800

    “What if you’re doing CPR on a dead person??”
    Me, a lifeguard: that is... kinda the point
    😂
    Edit: dang didn’t expect this much attention! I should clarify, I’m only joking! Ik he couldn’t check for a pulse in the game... although I do find it ironic that the lifeguards in the comments are the only one agreeing with me and not hating lol

    • @snanman
      @snanman 3 года назад +17

      Omg your a lifeguard that's so cool!!!!

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 3 года назад +20

      shhhhh, let him stay peacefully oblivious

    • @tinhtruong4496
      @tinhtruong4496 3 года назад +6

      Me, not asking

    • @majoria4746
      @majoria4746 3 года назад +4

      I agree haha xD

    • @ghostwiththemost-z7k
      @ghostwiththemost-z7k 3 года назад +13

      Ayy you’re a lifeguard, I was training to be one but covid

  • @andrewnewsome5319
    @andrewnewsome5319 3 года назад +11

    “What if I’m just doin CPR on a dead guy”
    Isn’t that the point mark?

  • @marbenmin5878
    @marbenmin5878 3 года назад +481

    Mark: "Hi everybody my name is Markiplier."
    Me: Who are you and what have you done with Mark?

  • @derpy7374
    @derpy7374 3 года назад +285

    Mark: Hey Lixian, this looks like you
    Lixian: *anger*
    Mark: Hey Editor
    Lixian: *more anger*

    • @TheVewaxio
      @TheVewaxio 3 года назад

      Hey Editor, this looks like you
      Lixian:

    • @ATLA5OUNDS
      @ATLA5OUNDS 3 года назад

      I hate people like you I watched the video I know what happens

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 3 года назад

      Isn't it crazy how we all watched the same fucking video?

    • @mariahtruitt7915
      @mariahtruitt7915 3 года назад

      ^ jesus christ someone pissed you guys’ cheerios or something

  • @sasandbernard7862
    @sasandbernard7862 3 года назад +944

    Markiplier when "gently shaking" the victim's shoulder: YOU CLOSE!?

    • @gabbykabins4333
      @gabbykabins4333 3 года назад +9

      OhmygodIcan’tbreathe 😂😂😂😂

    • @Inalis_Ps
      @Inalis_Ps 3 года назад +5

      **softly** ye close?

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 2 года назад +11

      i was not mentally, emotionally or physically prepared for this comment

    • @zambinoni
      @zambinoni 2 года назад +2

      ohgod the flashbacks

    • @jellybeans570
      @jellybeans570 2 года назад +2

      This made me start choking on my food :')

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 3 года назад +22

    Me: ok this people crashed and we have to save them.
    Mark: **inspects every single thing on the map to determine the tutorial was a planned murder**

  • @luciuseclipse
    @luciuseclipse 3 года назад +54

    Biggest thing I learned is that everyone needs to bring around way more emergency triangles.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +339

    Mark: *Looks up to a sunny sky*
    Mark: “Look at the stars where is the moon?”

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 3 года назад +7

      Guys I think the sex bot account broke.

    • @IronicallyYes
      @IronicallyYes 3 года назад +4

      @@krisymac3514 oMG! ReSpeKt wHaLEMeN!

    • @thegoodhunter3707
      @thegoodhunter3707 3 года назад +1

      I mean technically the sun is a star

    • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
      @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад

      @@krisymac3514 Victory!

    • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
      @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад

      @@IronicallyYes We should respect both whalemen and whalewomen lol

  • @BethanyEsda
    @BethanyEsda 3 года назад +114

    Mark: What if I'm just doing CPR on a dead guy
    Me a nurse: Who's gonna tell him

    • @Bram_Duin
      @Bram_Duin 3 года назад

      ?

    • @paulborisiv519
      @paulborisiv519 3 года назад +6

      i mean, Depends on the definition of "Death", is death the Heart's Death, or is it the brain's? if the brain is dead, then CPR is useless, but if its only his heart that stopped then CPR can still save his life, the only way to check if the brain is dead, is to check for Visible Brain Matter, but that only happens if the person...you know....has a hole in his skull, at that point its pretty damn obvious he's a goner.

    • @lyndiwilson2334
      @lyndiwilson2334 3 года назад +13

      Me as a nurse also: you dont do CPR on someone who has a heartbeat. Making them not dead is kind of the point lol

    • @alexsantoro597
      @alexsantoro597 3 года назад +2

      I think he meant what if you do it to someone who can’t be helped by CPR and you’re too late but don’t know it

    • @maybeeton
      @maybeeton 3 года назад +8

      @@paulborisiv519 You are always suppose to do CPR regardless if it is brain or heart death. You don't know which it is. So you do it until a doctor says they are dead and you can stop. It doesn't matter if you personally thinks it is too late, you always do CPR in those situations until you are told to stop.

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 4 месяца назад +3

    game: *literally named **ACCIDENT***
    mark when he sees an accident in this game: IT WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT!

  • @awmehgoddd
    @awmehgoddd 3 года назад +319

    Wait... so, there's a "Mark", an "Amy," and an "Editor"
    _....so the 2 DUMMIES _*_must have been BOB AND WADE!_*

    • @definitelynotmae3117
      @definitelynotmae3117 3 года назад +54

      *rips off dummy head” IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME

    • @subtlegong2817
      @subtlegong2817 3 года назад +36

      So Bob must have been the one in the back seat attempting to stab the driver

  • @Yaakuwu
    @Yaakuwu 3 года назад +222

    The Unus Annus quote of the day:
    “ I don’t think this baby works” - Ethan Nestor, who unknowingly killed his baby

    • @ennardmarelys
      @ennardmarelys 3 года назад +2

      Oh my god!!!! Your so right!!!!

    • @thegongoozler5920
      @thegongoozler5920 3 года назад +21

      And then proceeded to swing it around by one arm until its shoulder got dislocated
      Memento mori

    • @ennardmarelys
      @ennardmarelys 3 года назад +3

      @@thegongoozler5920 indeed. R.i.p. ethans murdered baby

  • @jordhiaprilio5837
    @jordhiaprilio5837 3 года назад +300

    "We got mark,amy,editor. What is happening here"
    The game called Accident for some reason

    • @nyppaah2877
      @nyppaah2877 3 года назад +19

      oh god, it's all linked

    • @Jordi_NL
      @Jordi_NL 3 года назад +38

      Would be amazing if there was a mission where the player (Mark) would get in a car accident with Amy. Then as a different person you investigate their crash. Only to find out that it was in fact Lunky who caused the crash.

    • @ziyahkeil4808
      @ziyahkeil4808 3 года назад +1

      XD

  • @naomievans3248
    @naomievans3248 3 года назад +23

    It’s strange when Mark says “This is in the future” I see that the date on the paper is tomorrow 😐

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 3 года назад +115

    Mark: Editor-
    Lixian: *And i took that personally*

    • @frozetti434
      @frozetti434 3 года назад

      This is the best one so far

  • @officiallytay1634
    @officiallytay1634 3 года назад +509

    Mark saying “it the perfect crime” gave me the same vibes as Kronk from emperors new groove saying “oh yeah, its all coming together” and idk why 💀💀💀

    • @SierraAAM
      @SierraAAM 3 года назад +6

      Oh no, now the Kronk scene plays in my head every time I replay that part and I can't unsee it.. What have you done.. You cursed me!

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 года назад +13

      4:21 for those who want to replay it

    • @plazy._.8094
      @plazy._.8094 3 года назад +6

      They're both Himbos that's why

    • @TheWaywardCheckpoint
      @TheWaywardCheckpoint 2 года назад +1

      @@plazy._.8094 yes yes yes so true

  • @Stillthatonefluffyhusky
    @Stillthatonefluffyhusky 3 года назад +571

    "Lemme check your wound"
    "Oh that's a wound alright"
    -Dr.Darkiplier 2021

  • @aj200415
    @aj200415 3 месяца назад +4

    Denmark, Estonia, Finland, Malta, the Netherlands, Portugal, Romania and Sweden have 112 as their emergency number.

    • @partlycloudy4664
      @partlycloudy4664 3 месяца назад

      Wow it would suck if you didn’t know that and dialed 911 during an emergency but no one would come! 😂

  • @DisabledJesus
    @DisabledJesus 3 года назад +127

    Person on the phone: Protect him from the cold.
    Also the person on the phone: Lay him in the snow.

  • @ijustworkhere1650
    @ijustworkhere1650 3 года назад +415

    Dummies: *breathing*
    Mark and his fear of mannequins: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 3 года назад +4

      He may have gotten over it, I think there was a Unnus Annus video where mark got over his fear, Or maybe on this channel? It was getting his fear of the ocean but maybe the mannequin is his second fear?

    • @jchlagg-zero
      @jchlagg-zero 2 года назад +2

      @@NoNameO7 that fear was the Ocean ^^

    • @NoNameO7
      @NoNameO7 2 года назад +2

      @@jchlagg-zero Thank you for bringing me back to this. When I was younger I had good memories with this youtuber.

    • @jchlagg-zero
      @jchlagg-zero 2 года назад +2

      @@NoNameO7 ofc! I still watch him daily so I always love when I bring someone to see him again 😊♥️

  • @Mikealtman8
    @Mikealtman8 3 года назад +186

    Imagine walking into an office and everyone is just playing with VR in their cubicles 😭😭

  • @cookieskoon2028
    @cookieskoon2028 3 года назад +1

    There are three types of encumbered trucks I will not stay behind. I will literally get off the highway to avoid it. Lumber, pipes, car carriers.