BREAK LITERALLY EVERYTHING | Teardown
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2021
- By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.
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The entire internet: obsesses over vampire lady in resident evil
Mark: proceeds to have a forbidden love with a tree
He’s just attracted to trees remember the oranges
ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS JUST RESPECTING POWER
Made me remember the game when he mentioned about shoving a tree in an asshole (christmas horror games)
@@ikelldagay1801 its unfortunate that i don't remember that happening XD
@@ikelldagay1801 I was just watching that lol
All the games mark plays these days: “this is way more complicated and intricate then I thought it would be”
@@ARL2D2 how
@@christianhurlburt8436 Because Mark doesn't checks dozens of videos of a game before playing it so he is complaining that Mark is not 100% efficient wich is dumb.
Think he'll make a series of this game?
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@@paulwhite3063 he hasn’t made a series from streamer life simulator
Game: "Mission Accomplished. Get to the Escape Vehicle."
Mark: visibly concerned
"Escape Vehicle?"
yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
He is confused because of the escape. He didnt know he was criminal
"destroy proof of ownership by throwing safe into ocean"
Mark: fucking dies inside
Basically Markiplier:
"Can I blow this up?"
"Can I break this somehow?"
"Can I throw this at you?"
"Can I just drop this off the edge?"
"Are you going to kill me if I shoot you?"
"If I look away, you're not gonna disappear, right?"
"Can I pick this up?"
"Lixian, cut that out, make me look good and smart!"
"Uhm, how do I *blow it up* "
True
Basically YES
Um: yes
... he's a complicated man
Don’t forget:
“Can I blow it?”
Lixian zoom
"YOU WONT STOP ME!!!"-
"you're stopping me."
hah
300 likes and I commented, nice
@@louiebenson4497 oh wow-
Smii7y: Obessed with destroying a treadmill while in a love-hate relationship with it.
Markiplier: Determined to destroy a tree maliciously.
Was looking for a Smii7y comment lol
I love how Mark literally destroys everything, but keeps opening the doors normally instead of breaking them too. Proper manners people. 😂
alternate title: markiplier has way too much fun being an arsonist
Yes. He HAS TOO MUCH POWER
Arson is always fun
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@@vonid5103 shut up
yes.
pizza.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Guy: "try to be discreet."
Mark: *hits huge tree into the sea with a sledgehammer while a building is on fire in the background*
Seems about right maybe it's based on florida🤔 👁️👄👁️
BREAKING NEW5: *A GUY WITH A SLADGEHAMMER CUTTING A TREE AND TROWING IT INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE HOUSE IS BURNING*
It's literally on 666 likes but Imma change it to 667
@@blurryf4c3_ hmmmm...seems like something Satan would do...
@@blumpet6250 *this conversation never happened*
Mark : "I could tear that tree out by it's roots. *Dont think I wont*"
Also Mark: *punches a single small tree and vows to never kill again*
Instructions: "Throw safes in the ocean to destroy ownership contracts"
Mark, for 10 minutes: "What do I do with these safes?"
The tree helped you see... :(
No witnesses😂😂 the tree had to go, it knew too much
WHAAAT
Hey OT! Nice to see you on a Markiplier video 😄
went from One Topic to Markimoo
back to finding a One Topic comment
you are my daaaaaad your my dad wogi
Mark: “I like to be high up”
Mark: “I want to cause problems”
Me: so you’re like a baby goat?
BABY GOAT MARKIPLIER
ok •_•
Or a cat
@@aurochtamer omg true!! I have a cat and she’s a little troublemaker and loves going on the kitchen table 😰
No
More Teardown please! We need more psychopathic professional demolitionist Markiplier
Mark: "You'll be sleeping with the fishes"
Me: sad unus annus noises
I feel like everyone can agree we want to see more content from this game, as a petition to mark like this comment so he sees it.
Yes! As a reply to his end comment: No, we don't necessarily want to see more games like this, but more of this game :)
Yeah I would love to see a second part on this particular game, it was so fun and satisfying to watch plus Mark's commentary was hilarious, I would love to see another part on it, I can watch an hour long episode of this.
@@grimreaper2680 Then give Dangerously Funny's series on Teardown a watch. Highly recommended
I sign the petition
Yesss! I need MOAR
Mark: *Loads Safes*
Mark a second later: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
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Conversely, MY day was made in that same second.
He never saw it coming!
The heartbreak of Mark finally realizing that he had to ditch the safes 🥲🥲🥲
Mom: We need money to pay our gas bill!
Mark: Ok!
*proceeds to throw all gas at house*
Most people: immediately get to destroying things.
Mark: let me gush over this beautiful game and make love to this tree
i see you're also a person of culture. i see that rossboomsocks pfp. i acknowledge you :)
Ayyyy nct is correctomundogothisway
Alternate Title: Markiplier channels Zeus for 30 minutes
Actually, he hated the tree, as you can see in the end
@@sillydacialogan and make love
"This looks important"
"Can I break it?"
Markiplier in a nutshell
@UCTNerQ3kluFIEPMy6v4KpkA well then, that happened
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@@Beam-jo6sb yea
imagine just 8 years ago, he had a tumor and an abusive relationship. he's grown his youtube channel to be one of the biggest. even when his subs went down, he didnt stop. this dude is the best youtuber
wait what
For that and his diffrent contents, I love him ❤
I’m uh- gonna need some context
I need context.
@@octosimp1717 Markiplier started his RUclips channel to have some form of control in his life. He had a non-cancerous tumor that was removed painfully and his then gf at the time was abusive. His father had also passed away around that time, I think.
Mark: "I hate the ocean, I'd rather die in space than live in the ocean"
Also Mark: 4:55
I thought this was a demolition simulator but it was more “demolish stuff without getting caught in really shady situations” simulator.
My thoughts exactly!!
Well theres a sandbox where u can destroy everything
Actually u destroy more as the story continues. U get more cool weapons too
That's true..
But also not true considering sandbox and mods.
one could narrow it down to : insurance collection insurer-er"
Tree: •exists•
Mark: *and I took that personally*
While smii7y in teardown
Destroying treadmill
This game has a weirdly calming atmosphere to it.
(Also I want a mod of this game where every time you swing the sledge hammer Mark says The Dick Breaker.)
It's comfy in a way I don't know how to describe but still, very relaxing
9:10
Mark: you know, there's probably a better way to do this but I don't have time to go back and figure it out.
Also Mark: *has walked past the perfectly drivable humongous front loader 12 times*
Mark: “IWANT2CAUSEPROBLEMZ”
Also Mark, seconds after accidentally hitting a small tree: “I don’t want to kill anymore...”
*proceeds to kill another tree*
That clip was put in there cause how ironic it was smh you dont even understand the joke
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! no
No
@@BoyMadeOfCardBoard no, I do. I repeated it in comments to show how much I enjoyed it. People do that all the time! It’s like how you repeat a joke you just heard while laughing in normal conversation.
I'm starting to believe that Mark is the reincarnation of whomever was driving the Titanic. *He sized up the iceberg and tried to overpower it*
Lol
"You dare get in my way? I'm coming for you!" Famous last words of the previous iplier.
Needless to say, the hull of the titanic was not as able as her captain reincarnate to "go further beyond"
this should have more likes 🤣
420th like 😎
31:01 the perfect horror villan monologue
7:15 is a great summary of what happened to bobs fridge
Mark: Is doing everything he can to NOT throw the safes in the ocean
Me: *Laughing my face off knowing he's supposed to throw the safes in the ocean*
And realized it.
I was laughin too
No one touch this 696
@@picoto1775 they soiled it.
The best moment ever 😂
Alternate Title: *"A Heist with Markiplier: the Sequel"*
Yes lol
I was literally going to comment the same thing
alternate alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”
@@aceblitzgaming9783 even better 💀😂🤣
"I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee"
Mark: YoU'rE gOiNg To SlEeP wItH tHe FiShEs
Me: *has unus annus flashback*
Playing Teardown while listening/watching this video is just perfect.
Amy's POV: *finally questioning Mark's sanity after hearing him aggressively "flirt" with a tree*
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@@vonid5103 shut
The bots aren't even trying at this point.
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou tru
@@vonid5103 none 😑
Why is no one talking about how mark said “what does this say, orphanage?” like he wanted to demolish an orphanage
This reminds me of unus annus when Mark and Ethan demolished an orphanage 😩
@@jessaquack8817 I love how only some will know if this is true or not lol
@@illegalmobster4847 Didn't watch that much Unus Annus so I can confirm
shhhhhh.....
The new techno
As a guy who has almost 100 hours in Teardown this is just so fun to watch how different people have different ways of playing Teardown :D
One of my favorite games. This would make for a juicy series.
By the way did you like Part 1 or 2 better? I kind of liked the cozy feeling of P1. The snow gets a little tiring.
Mark: "I'm higher than you, therefore im better than you."
Is this what he believes people think of him when he meets them in person? XD
Everybody playing Teardown: “Awright lets do the first thing we have to do, follow the instructions.”
Markiplier playing Teardown: *Damn, that’s pretty, how do I blow that up?!*
The thing is, Mark's reaction is that of the target audience's reaction.......
I'm prety sure blowing everything up is a first choice option for majority players.
I mean, what else did you expect of him?
Mark: flirting with the tree
Everyone: *"Don't tell Amy!"*
He's Heehoo is coming out! Get the pepperspray Amy!
First he simps over a 9ft tall lady and then he simps over a tree..
@@agentbaguette1519 nono we dont tell amy..
Dude stop... Don't remind me anymore ='(
ok ok at first these comments were funny but now they're repetitive, as a quote "stop it, get some help"
17:02
Mark just pulled a "Here's Johnny".
"Let's not dump it in the ocean"
*Looks at objective*
"Dispose of the safes by dumping in the ocean"
*Markiplier making weird faces*
Hahaha that was so funny
Mark: *starts Teardown*
Normal people: *would walk to the warehouse*
Mark: *molests a tree*
Without it's consent!
@@GamingCreed47 I mean you can't molest with consent.
@@-sanju- or can you?
@@JustthesameJn Hey, V-Sauce, Michael Here!
@@GamingCreed47 how fast can you run?
Mark: i hope there's a better way to destroy this house
Construction vehicle of destruction: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*
ngl, I cried when he had to dump the safes into the ocean after everything he went through to get them on the boat😔💔✋
8:05 Mark the Arsonist
When the game starts :
Everyone: let's play the game
Markiplier: Trys to beat a tree
"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?"
*(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*
@@user-kr9rg5bc7p he didn’t stop lying. You don’t even have any videos that are yours
Tries*
.
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@@JamesCFan thank u
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.
Looks like Mark has discovered a world of nails...
And when you have a hammer and a cauldron, everything looks like a nail thats being hammered into your skull.
@@Darkness_56526 When you have an explosive, everything's a door that's yet to be made.
Dude PLEASE do more of this!!!!!!
The glee in Marks eyes as he sets the building on fire is concerning. But I can relate.
The fact that I spent hours planning my missions, and Mark just blasts through with randomness and no planning and still succeeds enrages me.
I couldn't believe he managed to beat that level first try without even trying
the power of random chaos
You know not of the infinite possibilities of RANDOM CHAOS
NooBeeNaut wait, what? I legitimately do not understand. What is there to plan? It's a game where you destroy stuff. Simple.
@@joelbrich2538 Once the mission's start where you have to take alarmed items, you must plan a route to take all the items, AND get out before the 60 seconds is up. It usually takes item placement, shortcut making, and vehicle placement so you can get everything, and get out ASAP. It's a lot more than just wrecking stuff.
I wouldn't mind a playthrough of this if I'm completely honest.
Same, thought about that myself lol
I would love one, I watched jawshs videos on this game and they were a lot of fun. I'd love to see mark do this game
Same
He's barely scratched the surface of the game, it really gets crazy later, lots of planning and setting up for the bigger harder heists.
Plz mark
7:20 Bob's fridge
Mark struggling with his hair, telling it to stop then tucking it behind his headphones is that most relatable thing to me XD
"I am higher than you; therefore, I am better than you."
- Me, when I look out the window of an airplane
Also me when I am next to you on the airplane and high on illicit substances
For legal reasons, this is a joke
I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME!
Mark when standing up straight; Never.
"*DO NOT FUCK WITH THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN*" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Me to my friend in the deep end
“What does this say, orphanage?-“
Calm down mark, please calm down.
Sorry what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the burning orphanage behind me
time stamp?
@@andreamiranda7318 5:10
@@ungratefulape9121 technoblade is that you?
As someone who works at a museum, 5:32 hurt me physically and spiritually
Actually wouldn't mind seeing Mark come back to this and make a series out of it 😅 this oddly interested me lol
"Let's not put it in the water"
Objective: Dump safe in water
Off
Off
Buggy
Buggy
*Drink
“You’ll be sleeping with the fishes”
Yes, that is all.
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It do be like that sometimes
@@vonid5103 ?
I think it's safe to say that we'd all react the same way mark did when after accomplishing having gotten the two safes in the boat only to have to actually dump the safes in the water to finish the objective. Also find joy immediately afterwards by blowing more things up
30:11 had more emotion than most movies made today
Mark talking to tree: “God damn you’re so pretty!”
Also Mark talking to Lady Dimitrescu: “God damn you’re so pretty!”
Gotta say, his taste has a wide range.
They've both tall and stocky.Wink Wink.
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! we love bots
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It’s about the power
To trees to vampires
“There probably was a lot better way to go about this”
Standing 20 feet from a bulldozer
That annoyed me so much
@@Not_Xavier__ same
dude i was like "please grab the bulldozer"
Timestamp?
I was literally screaming at my pc
This episode is so fun i rewatched it. Hope he goes back one day.
The change in his voice when he goes from "You won't stop *me!"* to "You're stopping me-" is just peak perfection.
More games like this, yes. More of this game, *YES*.
Agree YES!
YES!!
Longer too
YES
Yes
“I didn’t know I could just steal things..” while literally on a job for stealing a computer.....
7:13
Mark: “new fridge?”
*Bob has left the chat*
"It's the dickbreaker"
"don't laugh at that"
I laughed at that.
The intro just sums up 2020
Well said.
First in this comment xD
Oh, second xD
first reply to a verified person LETS GO
True
Lol
I love that at some point Mark just stopped using the doors and decided that the hammer was the key shit like walls 😂😂
mark play more of this game, it gets epic
I actually just kinda want him to continue playing this so he can get to the lighthouse collapsible destruction part
3:26:Comes in to destroy everything, doesnt want to kill anymore.
Honestly, I am in love with Swedish gamedesigners. As a kid I didn't even realize we had so many here but now I know that we have many very good programming highschools and universities. I just goddamn love the creativity and the massively different games we get out of this tiny fucking country
FINALLY THIS GAME IS GETTING THE FAME IT DESERVES
Poipi
Yes
Smii7y played it too
I mean, it got 500k views on oneyplays a few months back
Scrap man played this game. It’s very interesting
Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean
Mark: Spends time trying to break open the safes before figuring out how to painfully get them on the boat
Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean
Mark: *reads instructions* ..... *why are we here just to suffer*
A petition for mark to make this a series
God i wish he played more of this, its so fun
"There probably was a lot better way of doing this, but I don't know how," he says as he walks around past the 2 construction machinery he could've used to easily break the house down.
A
A
Why A?
Get ratio'd
What?
"The rocks didn't hurt me, they deserve better." -Markiplier 2021
Steven Universe in a nutshell
Mark and The Rock collab confirmed
@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! car?
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he wants dat rock coin
"that would *solve* problems, i want to *create* problems."
has anyone ever said anything more relatable?
I would love to see more of this from you Mark.
Mark: “I’m higher than you, therefore I am better than you”
Me: “How’s the weather up there?”
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Yah he might be on something, he high AF 😂😂
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Not gonna lie I lol'ed!
Stop spamming
This is the best, it's totally Mark's calling, we need a whole ass series
i agree
Yes
Gonna riot if there won´t be a a full series of this
A playthrough of this would be so cool to see!
That “I’m gonna turn off the whole cities power” killed me
alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”
hands down best comment
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Falling asleep watching one his and some how.waking up to this explains my weird ass dreams
Most people: go to the house
Mark: *threatens tree*
Game: Please throw the safes in the ocean.
Mark: Do NOT let the safes fall into the ocean. That would be bad.
Game: N-no, that...that would be good.
Mark: *trying is damndest to not make the safes fall in the water*
Mark: *Face of realization at the end* Hello darkness, my old friend.
Nobody:
Mark: *Aggressively flirts with a tree*
No
Y E S
MAYBE
The comments section is filled with 14 olds like u who write these comments lol
YOU CLOSE
*thump thump
YOU CLOSE
You should definitely play this game again.
"I'm higher than you, therefore I'm better than you."
- Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, circa 19 BBY.
"I am higher than you Anakin, therefore I am better than you."
-Obi Wan Kenobi
"I now have a gun and it can only go downhill from here"
Mark did it. The madlad summarized world history.
Before that everyone was just hacking eachother to pieces with swords and bashing skulls in with rocks. Guns just made wars bigger and let larger empires form.
Yep bombs came next, than pearl harbour blew up, than Japan blew up...... *twice*
Until we got nukes
Spears: “Haughty laughter”
@@Nezha_Main I am willing to bet money that bombs came about before guns.