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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @DoubleADwarf
    @DoubleADwarf 3 года назад +5903

    Mark: "I hope these are rubber bullets - they HAVE to be!"
    Also Mark: Aims exclusively for the head

    • @spacegay6030
      @spacegay6030 3 года назад +202

      I mean, it's what irl cops do lol

    • @TheAbyssal
      @TheAbyssal 3 года назад +152

      @@spacegay6030 not really good are trained to aim for the center mass (chest)

    • @jadenyoung9439
      @jadenyoung9439 3 года назад +101

      @@spacegay6030 not really. Irl cops aim center mass

    • @RageTyrannosaurus
      @RageTyrannosaurus 3 года назад +212

      Rubber bullets are meant to be bounced off of another surface and ricochet into the target's center of mass, but he fires them right at the head. It's just like real life!

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад +1

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

  • @BigManEvil
    @BigManEvil 3 года назад +6133

    Mark: "I did my job well"
    Also Mark: Fire extinguishes first prisoner, beats him up for fighting back, and then almost dies

    • @cowboy0370
      @cowboy0370 3 года назад +21

      Why wouldn't mark beat him

    • @chlocifer2715
      @chlocifer2715 3 года назад +53

      Sounds like he did the job right to me 🖤

    • @dominicspagnol8765
      @dominicspagnol8765 3 года назад +6

      @@chlocifer2715 tazer

    • @chlocifer2715
      @chlocifer2715 3 года назад +12

      @@dominicspagnol8765 those things can hurt, I have a taser and tested it.

    • @dominicspagnol8765
      @dominicspagnol8765 3 года назад +4

      @@chlocifer2715 too innocent

  • @arson886
    @arson886 3 года назад +4182

    Mark: “I’M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY EVERYBODY”
    *relaxing music starts*

    • @sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108
      @sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 3 года назад +124

      I have a feeling that this is going to be an inside joke for mark's wash and spray techniques.

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 3 года назад +24

      "Don't call anybody!"

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @agamergirl166
      @agamergirl166 2 года назад +11

      @@sleepi-nouth-laureltine-8108 he's a pro at it 😏💨💨💨💨

    • @KitKatWiffleBallBat
      @KitKatWiffleBallBat 2 года назад +12

      This whole game makes me believe Prison is just a fraternity for law enforcement. Darts BRO, Doritos BRO, Lifting Weights BRO, and BRO...look at those plebs in orange jumpsuits! AWWW BROOOO!!! 🤪🍻

  • @j.nx._269
    @j.nx._269 3 года назад +2000

    mark: literally fire extinguishes mans face
    also mark: he’s resisting 😡

  • @tannermielken1084
    @tannermielken1084 3 года назад +3020

    Warden tells mark not to interrupt “rude!”
    Also Mark: proceeds to spray everyone with a fire extinguisher

    • @disappointeddegenerate3186
      @disappointeddegenerate3186 3 года назад +83

      “I miss my family”
      *gets sprayed in the face*

    • @hieiandkiarra
      @hieiandkiarra 3 года назад +27

      Idk why but that part made me laugh so hard I cried

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад +1

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @carebear2889
      @carebear2889 3 года назад +19

      @@26mic5 tell your mom to pack your bags

    • @drez0847
      @drez0847 3 года назад

      @@carebear2889 XD Nice i explained his comment in the more understandable language.

  • @YelloWool
    @YelloWool 3 года назад +17185

    I think Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

    • @madgasterplayzyt9446
      @madgasterplayzyt9446 3 года назад +137

      Oh hello yellow furry

    • @Lafrentz_24
      @Lafrentz_24 3 года назад +67

      Hello Mr. Wool

    • @blake3937
      @blake3937 3 года назад +148

      And I’m not complaining

    • @ugoindown69
      @ugoindown69 3 года назад +167

      Addiction simulator is next

    • @taku3702
      @taku3702 3 года назад +38

      Yea he'll probably end up playing simulator of simulator probably next

  • @khazz33
    @khazz33 3 года назад +806

    Only Mark would pick a fight with a murderer in a locked room using a fire extinguisher

    • @Danganronpa2024
      @Danganronpa2024 3 года назад +42

      The skills he developed through Powerwash Simulator trained him for that moment. 🤣

    • @harleyspeedthrust4013
      @harleyspeedthrust4013 3 года назад +8

      you haven't seen "the net"

  • @thetardyowlvg9155
    @thetardyowlvg9155 3 года назад +1747

    "There's a discrepancy!"
    Mark had a Papers Please flashback lol

  • @darcyk3051
    @darcyk3051 3 года назад +1517

    "Cleaning music" being played while Mark pepper sprays the prisoners had me laughing good

    • @stardustpan
      @stardustpan 3 года назад +67

      I honestly don't remember the last time I burst out laughing for minutes like this, the combination of hours of that music ingrained in my brain from power washing then this xD
      Thank you Lixian, we love you

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад +1

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @OliB150
      @OliB150 3 года назад +20

      I haven’t watched much of the pressure washing series but picked up on the cleaning music from the gun cleaning section and when it started playing when he was pepper spraying, it really made me laugh

    • @snotrocket6710
      @snotrocket6710 3 года назад +12

      My sides hurt so bad laughing so hard.

    • @yigityigitoglu7451
      @yigityigitoglu7451 3 года назад +11

      @ItzSkittles 29:52

  • @moltrazahn2279
    @moltrazahn2279 3 года назад +3699

    Mark at start of Riot: "Ill only knock them out with my baton"
    Mark at the end of Riot: "I really hope these are rubber bullets!" *Indiscriminately shoots people in the face and genitals*

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 3 года назад +39

      Nah man! It's fine, they're just Nerf bullets

    • @artonomousr6623
      @artonomousr6623 3 года назад +22

      Always aim for the neck for maximum abuse of power!

    • @Kitsune16-r4h
      @Kitsune16-r4h 3 года назад +3

      Well I mean it is a simulation game 🤔

  • @h2h036
    @h2h036 3 года назад +3042

    markiplier literally murdering prisoners for 4 straight mins: “i hope these are rubber bullets”!

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 3 года назад +137

      ...aaaand then proceeds to shoot them all in the face with them, often from very close distance.

    • @jxte35asdf64
      @jxte35asdf64 3 года назад +4

      You talkin to me?

    • @n4t39
      @n4t39 3 года назад +27

      @@jessiehogue. Actual police do what anyways-

    • @SlicedBreaddd
      @SlicedBreaddd 3 года назад +107

      It says riot gun in the inventory so i guess it is rubber bullet? Tho he aims for the head anyway so they would still die lol

    • @iphoneawesome123
      @iphoneawesome123 3 года назад +69

      @@SlicedBreaddd yeah people get deflated eye balls from that. Legally only supposed to be ricochet hits or from a distance.

  • @bonniebunniegirl4000
    @bonniebunniegirl4000 3 года назад +1066

    Mark: does anything that alludes to cleanimg
    Lixian: *cue the power wash simulator music*

  • @shiggenmalein2859
    @shiggenmalein2859 3 года назад +2830

    Character: aggressive
    Crime: Murder
    Markiplier: "I like these guys"

  • @jcdundrums3852
    @jcdundrums3852 3 года назад +1898

    Mark has discovered a new internet rule: if it exists, there's a simulation for it

    • @woahimgamer6719
      @woahimgamer6719 3 года назад +81

      Finally, rule 35

    • @woomyinky6719
      @woomyinky6719 3 года назад +37

      @@woahimgamer6719 no...Rule E

    • @Leegendari
      @Leegendari 3 года назад +43

      Rule 36: If it doesn't exist, it exists

    • @PenclMusc
      @PenclMusc 3 года назад +33

      @Shamohhh *THE COUNCIL SHALL DECIDE YOUR FATE*

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 3 года назад +10

      next up: existence simulator.

  • @danpp8
    @danpp8 3 года назад +848

    I love how when Mark's is first pressured to use the "riot gun" the pro gamer instict immediately kicks in and he instantly goes for the head

  • @SomeOne-rt5kn
    @SomeOne-rt5kn 3 года назад +178

    I like how mark got less injured in a full-scale riot than he did searching one dude with no weapons

  • @timidblaze9790
    @timidblaze9790 3 года назад +1492

    Mark: Literally beaten within an inch of his life on his first day.
    Also Mark: I feel good I am good, I am justice in this place.

  • @HeatBlaze02
    @HeatBlaze02 3 года назад +507

    I love how easily he slipped back into "Papers, Please" mode when he was checking the new inmate's files.

    • @jehnalualhati9692
      @jehnalualhati9692 3 года назад +27

      i was just thinking they lol when he said "Wait there's a discrepancy!"

    • @jxte35asdf64
      @jxte35asdf64 3 года назад +1

      You talkin to me?

  • @shinyhawk7843
    @shinyhawk7843 3 года назад +1823

    Game: “character - Aggressive/Crime-Rape”
    Mark: “I love these guys”

    • @oel734
      @oel734 3 года назад +76

      I don't think he bothered to read the description of what these guys did. lol

    • @youtubesucks6904
      @youtubesucks6904 3 года назад +11

      Yikees

    • @ChimkenNugget
      @ChimkenNugget 3 года назад +16

      Such good ppl.

  • @nemosomen
    @nemosomen 3 года назад +373

    When Mark was excited to customize his prisoners I was really expecting all of them to be people he knows. He has to stop Bob, Wade, Ethan, and Jack from murdering him

    • @dafeef5555
      @dafeef5555 3 года назад +16

      Can't forget Felix ofc

  • @ericridgeway2846
    @ericridgeway2846 3 года назад +3333

    Theory: this game, gas station, and drug dealer simulator are a trilogy. We need matpat to establish a timeline

    • @patrickshinaltar7751
      @patrickshinaltar7751 3 года назад +128

      Dont forget powerwash simulator.

    • @MrWizeazz
      @MrWizeazz 3 года назад +175

      @@patrickshinaltar7751
      I think that one (Power Wash Simulator) might be just a fever dream in the trilogy, or maybe some type of weird purgatory where you wait to go to heaven/hell (you make it what you make it homey) 🧼

    • @jxte35asdf64
      @jxte35asdf64 3 года назад +8

      You talkin to me?

    • @neptxnian
      @neptxnian 3 года назад +38

      if ever you die in the trilogy you get sent to power wash simulator

    • @pluviosity
      @pluviosity 3 года назад +11

      One of the prisoner got out and bought the gas station. That explains his shitty "Uncle".

  • @twlight76
    @twlight76 3 года назад +628

    "I'm going to pepper spray everybody."
    [Plays 'Power Wash Simulator' muzak]

    • @ceilingfan1813
      @ceilingfan1813 3 года назад +22

      that was my favorite part.

    • @yemyem727
      @yemyem727 3 года назад +6

      just another work day

    • @jxte35asdf64
      @jxte35asdf64 3 года назад +1

      You talkin to me?

    • @kenny4yourthots
      @kenny4yourthots 3 года назад +8

      It’s little things like that that make me love Lixian’s editing.

    • @yaro_sem
      @yaro_sem 3 года назад +1

      29:49

  • @alexispeccon5077
    @alexispeccon5077 3 года назад +291

    Mark "im gonna need more saves. Im not gonna be good at this "
    *not even 10 minutes later
    Mark: *extinguishes prisoner by choice and gets in a fight*

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +12

      Well, he was right. He wasn't good at it. But, he didn't get knocked out once during the riot.

  • @samuelpaulson7433
    @samuelpaulson7433 3 года назад +654

    *everything is on fire*
    Mark: "Is this because I let that guy have neeeedles?"

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +2308

    The light above Marks head makes it look like he had a brilliant idea

  • @Hellscap3
    @Hellscap3 3 года назад +203

    Things you don't want to hear before being shot:
    "God I hope these are rubber bullets!"

  • @alexsoares5739
    @alexsoares5739 3 года назад +189

    The satisfying music playing while Mark pepper sprayed those prisoners was way too funny. Lixian is a genius.

  • @Sp00kyKitt3n
    @Sp00kyKitt3n 3 года назад +204

    26:15 Respect from guards: 51.1% 26:23 Respect from guards: 41.1%
    What did you do to those guards that was edited out, Mark? xD

    • @tc5290
      @tc5290 2 года назад

      Beat the disrespect out of the prisoners

  • @Danganronpa2024
    @Danganronpa2024 3 года назад +209

    Mark playing darts: I don't know what this is about..
    Also Mark: **Completely skips the rules, jumps into the game, and wins.**

  • @_Mywizzle
    @_Mywizzle 3 года назад +174

    The way he tried to reject the first prisoner while getting abused was killing me 💀

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 3 года назад +410

    When Mark was spraying the fire extinguisher at the prisoner while he was attacking him, all I could think of was how much it reminded me of when people sometimes spritz water on their dogs when they misbehave

    • @Ohno1111-y9h
      @Ohno1111-y9h 3 года назад +7

      thought they do that to cats

    • @AALynx
      @AALynx 3 года назад +11

      @@Ohno1111-y9h I'm a cat owner. Yes people use water spray bottles. But it isn't the only way. People who spray things at their animals are usually desperate or too lazy to work with the animals. There are so many other ways to manage 'bad' behavior that don't break down the trust between the animal and their people.

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 3 года назад +177

    mark: im gonna die right away i can feel it
    also mark: extinguishes first prisoner n gets beat up for it

  • @braydenvucetic3768
    @braydenvucetic3768 3 года назад +382

    I love how he leaves all the doors open as he travels through the prison
    Reminds me of that meme:
    Dear prisoners, please don’t leave the prison :)

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +13

      I think they closed behind him automatically.... atleast, I hope so

    • @Kumergence
      @Kumergence 3 года назад +7

      Vincent Wirbicki I have played it, they dont

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +6

      @@Kumergence uh oh

  • @rozzybrand9351
    @rozzybrand9351 3 года назад +446

    Mark: *starts to play several games about doing different careers*
    Barbie: Finally! A worthy opponent.... our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

    • @GalaxyGurl06000
      @GalaxyGurl06000 3 года назад +2

      Was that the Barbie dream house game I watched pewds play that

    • @Aloyus_Knight
      @Aloyus_Knight 3 года назад +1

      Why? Because both mark & ken don't have any junk down there?

    • @cameronjennings1749
      @cameronjennings1749 3 года назад +2

      Nah he would go against Jonny sins

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 года назад +5

      Shaq and Barbie just standing there with their arms crossed like Dragon Ball antagonists.

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 3 года назад +3

      BARBIE SIMULATOR!

  • @q0b216
    @q0b216 3 года назад +233

    Mark: *stands there for half of his health to die down as he yells* **’WHOA WHOA THERE EZ THERE WHOA HO HEY HEY HO WHOA-‘**

  • @greyfox9997
    @greyfox9997 3 года назад +198

    Mark before: "I hope these are rubber bullets..."
    28 shot dead mostly through headshots.
    Mark after: "....oops."

  • @rileystewart2798
    @rileystewart2798 3 года назад +660

    Mark: "It's about as close as I want to get to prison"
    Also Mark: "I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE!"

    • @jxte35asdf64
      @jxte35asdf64 3 года назад

      Stop talking to me...

    •  3 года назад +10

      @@jxte35asdf64 he was not, so why complain like he did?

    • @yancy1209
      @yancy1209 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 3 года назад +7

      LEAVE ME IN LUXURY

    • @EndoClaw
      @EndoClaw 3 года назад +5

      “Leave me in luxuryyyyyyyyyye”

  • @Godrocks1998
    @Godrocks1998 3 года назад +531

    The amount of simulators out there of weird shit is astonishing and even more so that Mark takes time out of his day to play them and actually enjoys them 😂😂

    • @slosandwich7287
      @slosandwich7287 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @This_account_never_existed
      @This_account_never_existed 3 года назад +8

      Oh you mean like chair flucking simulator

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @sheep5403
      @sheep5403 3 года назад +2

      There's even a priest simulator, though it isn't out yet but I would love to see Mark play it once it does.

    • @skunkpigeon
      @skunkpigeon 3 года назад

      @Holl ywood ok

  • @ferretforrest
    @ferretforrest 3 года назад +590

    Oh man, we were just talking about how he's been playing all the simulators

  • @huppuh9119
    @huppuh9119 3 года назад +204

    “I don’t have time for injured prisoners right now, I’m doing a push up contest! 50 bucks is on the line!”
    Caring Mark - 2021

  • @00kidney
    @00kidney 3 года назад +538

    At first I thought it was gonna be a prison simulator from the point of view of an inmate.
    I mean, they should totally do that, maybe you could try to escape or form a gang. Is there a game like that?

    • @timjennings9337
      @timjennings9337 3 года назад +60

      The escapists I believe

    • @SomeGoonMF
      @SomeGoonMF 3 года назад +28

      A way out

    • @MeAmSmack
      @MeAmSmack 3 года назад +24

      Hard Time

    • @personwhohasayoutubechannel3
      @personwhohasayoutubechannel3 3 года назад +60

      A realistic prison simulator from the viewpoint of an inmate? I hope you enjoy boring repetitive conversation about what you could be doing for hours on end in a small room with no privacy and hard surfaces.
      The way jail/ prison is portrayed in media is far removed from the way it actually is. It's incredibly boring. And hateful.

    • @edgarvega5859
      @edgarvega5859 3 года назад +14

      Prison Architect Escape mode

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 3 года назад +157

    Plot twist: "Prison Simulator" is actually the final mission of Drug Dealer Simulator.

    • @mirelachudala8671
      @mirelachudala8671 3 года назад +1

      hahaha maybe :)

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад +5

      Serious glitch in paperwork made you a prison guard instead of inmate.
      Hell, I'd roll with it.

  • @HeheheheOk
    @HeheheheOk 3 года назад +590

    Mark: The man who'll play EVERY SIMULATOR IN EXISTENCE

  • @x_pinecone
    @x_pinecone 3 года назад +47

    I flipping laughed at the fact that they played the power washer music at 29:53 while Mark is pepper spraying the prisoners 😂😂

  • @mulyra
    @mulyra 3 года назад +401

    "Wow, first day man. I feel good, did good..."
    he says while if vision is red and he most likely abandoned an poor, injured prisoner for a "push-up contest"
    he was so right!

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @skunkpigeon
      @skunkpigeon 3 года назад

      @@26mic5 ok

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 3 года назад

      Push-up contest? 🤔

    • @mulyra
      @mulyra 3 года назад

      @@thek2despot426 he said pushups instead of barebell

  • @rosalind2017
    @rosalind2017 3 года назад +72

    Prisoner: I miss my family. :(
    Mark: -blasts him with a fire extinguisher, beats him up, and denies him-
    Prisoner 2: I'm gonna mess some people up. >:)
    Mark: Yeah, okay. -accepts without issue-

  • @carlosgear7626
    @carlosgear7626 3 года назад +327

    Markiplier: Atacks prisioner with a fire extintor.
    Prisioner: Fights back
    Markiplier: Surprised pikachu face

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @bim8950
      @bim8950 3 года назад +3

      Item: is called a fire extinguisher
      This dude: EXTINTOR

    • @thedripcritic9379
      @thedripcritic9379 3 года назад +3

      @@bim8950 It extincts them, obviously

    • @bim8950
      @bim8950 3 года назад +1

      @@thedripcritic9379 you right

  • @TheSarcasticModerate
    @TheSarcasticModerate 3 года назад +110

    Mark: “I feel like I haven’t really done any prison management today.”
    Also Mark: *clicks on every mini game and side quest in sight*

  • @jetu9028
    @jetu9028 3 года назад +469

    Character: Harmless
    Crime: Murder
    I don't think this adds up, chief!

    • @DrakeAsleep
      @DrakeAsleep 3 года назад +35

      One of the prisoners name was Marmless Hurder if I'm not mistaken lol

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 3 года назад +68

      He got all the aggression out with that murder. Now he's a lovely man.

    • @walfman100
      @walfman100 3 года назад +17

      It could have been a crime of passion, like when a husbands walks in on his wife cheating on his kind of deal

    • @jordan999fire
      @jordan999fire 2 года назад +21

      I work in a jail and we had an inmate that shot and killed his wife, and shot and wounded his two children. He was one of our nicest inmates. Kept to himself. Was always polite. Never asked for anything. Never complained.

    • @masterofmadness4821
      @masterofmadness4821 2 года назад

      Maybe he was drunk?

  • @Thepatientsadvice
    @Thepatientsadvice 3 года назад +206

    Prison Fact: You can actually apply to go to a different prison and in some areas, you can just pay to go to a better prison. Prisons also reject "applications" or prisoners based on their history with either the prison itself or just because of their criminal history. Remember prisons are generally run by corporations so it's all about money. Our incarceration system is less about restructuring behavior and more about making as much money as possible.

    • @epicgamer-tc5gv
      @epicgamer-tc5gv 3 года назад +46

      As someone who isn't an American the idea of prisons being privately owned is like something out of a dystopian novel. It just seems like something that everyone would agree is a terrible idea

    • @sgt.squeegee1720
      @sgt.squeegee1720 3 года назад +13

      @@epicgamer-tc5gv Yeah its pretty terrible.

    • @willp2906
      @willp2906 3 года назад +11

      You didn't specifically mention the States so maybe you're referring to somewhere I don't know much about, but to say prisons are "generally" run by corporations is, at least in the U.S., heavily misleading at best and outright false at worst. Even at the height of private prison use in the States, the significant majority of prisoners have always been housed in government-controlled institutions. This isn't to say private prisons aren't an atrocity, but there's plenty of evidence for that without resorting to falsehoods.

    • @mirelachudala8671
      @mirelachudala8671 3 года назад +1

      wow! I didn't know that! Thanks for that fact :) @ADeitysRage How do you know how it works?

    • @SovietRussia777
      @SovietRussia777 3 года назад +2

      They are NOT generally run by corporations there are very few private prisons in the US. Most are are fully government run

  • @Dillsion1ALT
    @Dillsion1ALT 3 года назад +54

    I wish there was a solid series of simulator games we could watch. Drug sim, gas sim, and now prison sim are all series I would BINGE. listen. binge watch, for HOURS. Please continue these 🙏🙏🙏

  • @GreatDeath52
    @GreatDeath52 3 года назад +190

    Mark: *sprays prisoner in the face with a fire extinguisher*
    Prisoner: *obviously gets angry and depends himself*
    Mark: "why is this prisoner being so aggressive?"

  • @princessego5568
    @princessego5568 3 года назад +55

    I can only hope Mark's simulator kick never ever ends! There are almost COUNTLESS simulators (varying in quality, of course), so he's got a lot of questionable and potentially fun content to work with.

  • @Otakugatothequeen
    @Otakugatothequeen 3 года назад +55

    - "How was your first day at work?"
    - "I sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher and he started punching me."
    - "Meh, sounds like a normal Tuesday."

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent 3 года назад +110

    Mark walks into death row: “I guess this is where the entrance is”

  • @BennyBob
    @BennyBob 3 года назад +318

    The “Hello everybody my name is Markiplier” still gives me feelings that Markiplier hasn’t changed at all and still has the best humour and personality.

    • @boros8850
      @boros8850 3 года назад +1

      Just a sentence bro

    • @bull7183
      @bull7183 3 года назад +5

      best intro

    • @smobasi3367
      @smobasi3367 3 года назад +1

      Markiplier is on a simulator spree

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 3 года назад +2

      ah, the generic comment because you can't think of anything useful to comment, but still want to comment as early as possible... sad.

    • @hunter6361
      @hunter6361 3 года назад

      What do you guys think about marks new recording room

  • @Luigiismyboo
    @Luigiismyboo 3 года назад +46

    Mark playing any simulator that isn’t Power Washing Simulator: This isn’t as good as Power Washing Simulator

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 3 года назад +125

    Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before you don't want none"
    Unnus Annus Fans: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @PabloEskobar_Official
    @PabloEskobar_Official 3 года назад +53

    I’m really hoping that Mark will play games with Bob and Wade again. Their chemistry is just so amazing.

    • @SierraAAM
      @SierraAAM 3 года назад +9

      I believe they're trying to work something out currently, because when they played together earlier it was part of the Three Peens In A Pod podcast, and after they dropped it for Distractible which doesn't include gaming sessions, they committed to it and struggled to find time to game together because their schedules got tighter, especially when Mark was in Canada filming Edge Of Sleep, then working on Heist 2, and then went to Texas to film and direct In Space with Markiplier, so it was very hard for them to find any time for games.
      That's what I heard from Wade in one of his Twitch streams at least.

    • @randomisaac5959
      @randomisaac5959 3 года назад

      Wasn't it confirmed he was filming In Space with Markiplier or whatever?

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 3 года назад

      @@SierraAAM ISWM IS "Heist 2" 😅 but yeah, that's pretty much the situation and I HOPE they will stream together again soon I miss it so much 😭😭 I want them to play Void Train ✨

    • @SierraAAM
      @SierraAAM 3 года назад

      @@judestarbabypup Thanks for the info! The naming got me confused given a project named "In Space with Markiplier" shouldn't normally be referred to as a sequel to another show with a completely different name.
      Also, *MARK AND THE BOYS ARE PLAYING VOID TRAIN TOGETHER RN!* The mighty 3 peens are reunited agains!

    • @PabloEskobar_Official
      @PabloEskobar_Official 3 года назад

      @@SierraAAM thank you!

  • @LordyT34
    @LordyT34 3 года назад +77

    Next month: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Simulator simulator"

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 3 года назад

      Funny thing is, he kinda did that with Five Nights at Freddy's Ultimate Custom Night. Toy Freddy playing Five Nights at Mr. Hugs.

  • @Komakazeම
    @Komakazeම 3 года назад +54

    Mark: "Ever wanted to go to prison?"
    Me "I didn't wanna be freeeee then they said there's no Yancyyyyyy"

  • @wfly81
    @wfly81 3 года назад +34

    "I hope these are rubber bullets!" Starts doing head shots.

  • @lustibali6277
    @lustibali6277 3 года назад +36

    *Chaos everywhere in the prison*
    Mark: It's because i let that guy have needles...

  • @jaredjohnson3436
    @jaredjohnson3436 3 года назад +55

    Anybody else notice that new prisoner at the start was “harmless” and convicted for murder

    • @captain_solo1929
      @captain_solo1929 3 года назад +3

      then tryed to kill mark

    • @cass6082
      @cass6082 3 года назад +2

      Probably a 3rd degree murder then, though I find it hard to believe since he attacked Mark after being sprayed

  • @elliottmcleandeboer
    @elliottmcleandeboer 3 года назад +108

    Mark “Default Skin” Fischbach: Oh there’s a LOT of customisation

  • @prettykitty39
    @prettykitty39 3 года назад +31

    I am only like 8 minutes in and I already had to paused because I am crying laughing. The way Mark's first prisoner went was hilarious.

  • @sierra4345
    @sierra4345 3 года назад +71

    "Prisoner Simulator" *flashbacks from the prison segment on a heist with markiplier*

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +5

      "Why would you choose the helicopter if you didn't know how to fLY IT!!!!!!!"
      "Break out? Of this place?"

    • @tnshunter9033
      @tnshunter9033 3 года назад +3

      @@tearez13 why would anyone, wanna break out?

    • @lacyharvey5594
      @lacyharvey5594 3 года назад +3

      @@tnshunter9033 The outside world trembles in fear.

    • @Paan891
      @Paan891 3 года назад +3

      @@lacyharvey5594 Thinking they slip up they'll get locked up in here

    • @tnshunter9033
      @tnshunter9033 3 года назад +3

      @@Paan891 you're killing yourself, just to make ends meet

  • @BoggyLex
    @BoggyLex 3 года назад +161

    Mark having an Ethan-trying-to-say-skillet moment is just good content!

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern 3 года назад +18

      Every time Mark channels Ethan, it's hilarious. Memento Mori.

    • @BoggyLex
      @BoggyLex 3 года назад +9

      @@slackolantern Memento Mori my friend

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 3 года назад +6

      Memento Mori, my friends...

  • @pinggu_uni8419
    @pinggu_uni8419 3 года назад +89

    Gotta give Mark a lotta respect with his consistency of playing every legitimate Simulator Games that are decently good based on the thumbnails🤠

    • @26mic5
      @26mic5 3 года назад

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @lockofthesamurai4317
      @lockofthesamurai4317 3 года назад

      @@26mic5 good go back

    • @amytattersfield2017
      @amytattersfield2017 3 года назад +1

      @@26mic5 Are You A Bot?

    • @amytattersfield2017
      @amytattersfield2017 3 года назад +1

      @@lockofthesamurai4317 I Think 26 Mic Might Be A Bot.

    • @lockofthesamurai4317
      @lockofthesamurai4317 3 года назад

      @@amytattersfield2017 ye I think so

  • @kenzocarbo5974
    @kenzocarbo5974 3 года назад +17

    I love how Markiplier is still playing lots of Random Games. He never changes and that's what I love so much about this RUclipsr

  • @desertfox20
    @desertfox20 3 года назад +32

    33:45
    Prisoner: "I miss my family..."
    Mark: Illegal! ESTINGUISHER!

  • @dmv8751
    @dmv8751 3 года назад +27

    At this point Mark should be officially known as the King of Simulator Games

  • @Duffman-jb8xp
    @Duffman-jb8xp 3 года назад +73

    We need a markiplier simulator where you play video games for a living, and then later in the game you go and act in a bunch of movies and make a podcast with your friends.

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 3 года назад +23

    I love how Lixian/Rad_r put the "Powerwash sim" music when Mark was spraying the prisoners 🤣

  • @Thewitchofwildlife
    @Thewitchofwildlife 3 года назад +73

    Something I really respect about Mark is that he doesn't mindlessly hop on a gaming trend like it seems every other gamer does.
    He does what he wants, and not what he thinks everyone wants to see. 🙏🏿💯

    • @theholytoilet6668
      @theholytoilet6668 3 года назад +2

      Especially considering most people (or at least me anyway) want to see him and don’t care too much about the game he chooses.

  • @keata1315
    @keata1315 3 года назад +76

    Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before, you don't want it."
    Me: "where's the proof Mark? Memento Mori"

  • @psiimoth
    @psiimoth 3 года назад +39

    The number of needles in that package managed to have comedic timing somehow, I love it

  • @sidneysmith6698
    @sidneysmith6698 3 года назад +13

    30:35 can we appreciate this modern day revolutionary who during the prison riot of the ages tries to beat down...the pull up bar

  • @celesteronning9578
    @celesteronning9578 3 года назад +18

    “This guy’s face is insulting to my existence” I’m crying 😂

  • @biospherecraddle7522
    @biospherecraddle7522 3 года назад +30

    Mark plays Prison Simulator
    Me: *Gets flashback of Yancy from Heist with Markiplier* I DON’T WANNA BE FREE!!!!

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +4

      Break out? Of this place? Why would anyone wanna break out? *piano starts * the outside world, recoils in fear, thinking if they mess up they'll end up in here~

    • @brandygray4422
      @brandygray4422 3 года назад +3

      @@tearez13 Hahaha, I couldn't read that without singing it in my head

    • @frankie4170
      @frankie4170 3 года назад +2

      I miss Yancy 😭😭😭

  • @artisticfruitloops5097
    @artisticfruitloops5097 3 года назад +37

    The creativity in name giving- hopefully I'm reborn and named ✨zneef✨

  • @wesleykim6523
    @wesleykim6523 3 года назад +10

    Mark’s questioning of the Prisoner Application on 5:33 leaves me in stitches every time!

  • @exesgame5751
    @exesgame5751 3 года назад +16

    Mark: Gets repeatedly beaten by prisoner
    Also Mark: Sprays fire extinguisher as self defense XD

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 3 года назад +5

    I love how he went from a casual "Gas station simulator" to "Prison simulator". Like, bro, what happened to your career at the gas station? Did you accidentally blow up a car??

  • @ahauntedpiano
    @ahauntedpiano 3 года назад +12

    "Ever wanted to go to prison?"
    I thought we already did that, there was a musical number and everything

  • @zsurfer9798
    @zsurfer9798 3 года назад +25

    Mark: "I love these guys"
    Prisoner crime: Rape, Murder

  • @stephengonzalez3136
    @stephengonzalez3136 3 года назад +35

    The Markiplier simulator lore is so deep. From selling drugs, to owning a gas station, and now going to prison to correct his wrongs this story just keeps getting better!

    • @cheku3518
      @cheku3518 3 года назад +2

      you gotta remember the powerwashing saga, it was the best

    • @josh8215
      @josh8215 3 года назад +2

      Also he was a bee

  • @catastrophe_crow64
    @catastrophe_crow64 3 года назад +24

    "Wait a minute! There's a discrep-"
    Think we all miss papers please, mark 😭

  • @ClanRena
    @ClanRena 3 года назад +131

    *me relaxing, playing games*
    mark: "is this happy trails penetentiary?"
    me: *shoots upright* "you DID NOT"

    • @thatonegaywriter6122
      @thatonegaywriter6122 3 года назад +7

      *Checks date* It's not Sunday...

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 3 года назад +2

      I hate that I forgot that that was the name of the place

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 года назад

      I did that too! Just went through all endings last week.

  • @enchanted-3636
    @enchanted-3636 2 года назад +9

    mark: "first day, i did well, i feel good"
    also mark: *down to a slither of health and gets brided*

  • @abhiramvishwanath8048
    @abhiramvishwanath8048 3 года назад +29

    Isn't this just the ending to A Heist With Markiplier?

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +6

      I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee🎵🎶🎼

    • @fredrickthe1st853
      @fredrickthe1st853 3 года назад

      @Holl ywood get out of here bot

  • @forshovelry2705
    @forshovelry2705 3 года назад +14

    I love the literally 0 hesitation on naming that first dude crungo

  • @milothegamer2379
    @milothegamer2379 3 года назад +22

    Every single time mark plays one of these he forgets about a deal he makes and then pays for it and starts the day over

  • @Sumirevins
    @Sumirevins 3 года назад +16

    Markiplier: *Drug Dealer Simulator*
    Also Markiplier: *Prison Simulator*
    Me: *I'm starting to see a pattern here.....*

  • @a_ghost8926
    @a_ghost8926 3 года назад +18

    “These must be rubber bullets” proceeds to shoot them in the face and eyes

  • @kal_luh
    @kal_luh 3 года назад +28

    "Ever wanted to go to prison?" Is one of the most intimidating things Mark has said to a viewer

    • @horizonbumpy2828
      @horizonbumpy2828 3 года назад

      ah, the generic comment because you can't think of anything useful to comment, but still want to comment as early as possible... sad.

    • @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339
      @mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 3 года назад

      Mark in 10 years: Have you ever wanted to know what a beaver’s anus tastes like. Well it tastes like vanilla.
      Fun fact: Beavers have a gland adjacent to their anus which produces a chemical with a taste similar to vanilla.

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat 3 года назад

      @@mandalorianwiththemandarin4339 i hate the fact i already knew that- 🤣🤣

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 3 года назад +1

      how he convinced y/n to go on the heist with him

  • @MichaelBlueFire
    @MichaelBlueFire 3 года назад +56

    Mark: *sees pistol* "aye look, a gun"
    Also Mark: *pulls machine gun out of pocket*

  • @mattadorable
    @mattadorable 3 года назад +7

    mark saying he's been pepper-sprayed before and they don't want it made me realize his channel has made him surprisingly prepared for this scenario

  • @jaxonsazle
    @jaxonsazle 3 года назад +16

    Mark: Isn't reading the tutorial pop-ups.
    Me: Oh we all know how this is going to go.

  • @alibrennan557
    @alibrennan557 3 года назад +19

    i will cry if he doesn’t play this when it comes out as a full game