I'm a Blacksmith That Only Makes Erotic Swords - Fantasy Blacksmith gameplay - Let's Game It Out

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  • Опубликовано: 8 мар 2019
  • Pretty sure whether it's medieval times or modern day, there's always going to be a need for those... specialty items... like weirdly girthy swords with a specialized tip. We really are a fantasy blacksmith!
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    More about Fantasy Blacksmith (from Steam):
    You are a blacksmith in the world of the sword, magic and war, in which any blacksmith who knows how to make even the simplest swords is in demand. You start off as a poor unskilled blacksmith, but in time you will gain experience and improve to achieve wealth, fame and power, and change this world!
    Fantasy Blacksmith is a magically realistic blacksmith simulator in which you have to create and sell weapons. Also, your smith will gain more experience and become stronger and more accurate with each created sword. You can also improve your equipment in the smithy, buy a better forge, better grindstone, improve your hammer and etc. We want to create an exciting and interesting simulator in which any player can make his dream sword. We are developing the game and creating 3D models from scratch. From the finished content, we take the textures and effects, and then we rework most of them.
    "You are a smith and you create swords!"
    The creation of the sword begins with the drawing. The sword consists of 8 parts: Blade (5 parts), Cross-guard, Handle, Top. You choose the material from which the sword will be made. It can be iron, bronze, titan, tungsten, mithril, silver, gold, etc. Using the large number of options offered and your imagination, you can create a huge number of unique swords. We believe that there may be more than 10 billion different swords that you can create.
    "Using a hammer, beat your ingot into a blade"
    According to your drawing, you will be hammering the red-hot metal to give it the shape of a blade.
    You also need to remember to keep the metal temperature high, if it cools down, you can not forge it.
    "Finally I can make Damascus steel"
    You will have the opportunity to practice alchemy. Using different chemical mixtures of the correct recipe, you can create a damask pattern on your sword. Depending on the proportion of the mix of the chemical elements, and on the heating and holding the mixture, the result will depend.
    "Feel yourself a witch"
    One of the most interesting parts of the gameplay is making a magic potion. This is a very exciting and dangerous process. Having done everything correctly you will get a new sword from the mythical material, but if you make a mistake you can spoil the sword or even destroy it.
    In the game there will be a lot of ingredients for the magical boiler and by collecting everything by recipe, you will get many different potions.
    "Long live runic magic"
    To superimpose magic effects on weapons, runes will be used, depending on the pattern on the magic table, different spells will be cast on the weapon.
    "Casino in the Forge"
    We will add a few mini-games for a variety of gameplay. Currently, dice and darts are being developed. Also artificial intelligence of rivals will be added. In mini-games you can try to sell your goods at an inflated price or play for money or rare artifacts with visitors to your forge.
    Note: A key was provided.
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    I'm a Blacksmith That Only Makes Erotic Swords - Fantasy Blacksmith gameplay - Let's Game It Out
    #LetsGameItOut #FantasyBlacksmith #Simulation
    "Angevin B" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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    I also used this music in my outro:
    "Werq" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +7822

    Hey everyone, sorry the video is on the darker side! I tried to blast the brightness as much as possible but will see if I can find ways around this kind of dramatic lighting in the future.

    • @MarioKarasuma
      @MarioKarasuma 5 лет назад +95

      Kinda like the last GoT episode

    • @inflames5725
      @inflames5725 5 лет назад +33

      @@MarioKarasuma 10/10

    • @lonelytylenol9362
      @lonelytylenol9362 5 лет назад +91

      "Beat on it for a while until it gets soft" 😂😂😂

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 лет назад +7

      Black Belt sorvi Hero. Look it up.

    • @Scrootcher1
      @Scrootcher1 5 лет назад +15

      THE DARK SIDE IS STRONG IN YOU

  • @trentoncook8719
    @trentoncook8719 4 года назад +8274

    As somebody who blacksmiths/forges knives I can confirm that every time he says, "Where the hell did I leave my hammer." actually happens more often than you would think. Also, "Oh shit." is a pretty common one as well

    • @darrenaqilawangsech8652
      @darrenaqilawangsech8652 3 года назад +107

      lmao 😂

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 года назад +160

      And just realizes this was a year ago

    • @jonathanrodriguez7763
      @jonathanrodriguez7763 3 года назад +80

      Reu Daniel good sir this comment was 7 months ago, are you from the future 0.o?

    • @reudaniel4776
      @reudaniel4776 3 года назад +47

      I mean when the video was published and I am good sir

    • @Red-fu5nb
      @Red-fu5nb 3 года назад +62

      I have a friend who is a blacksmith and I confirm this is 100% what it looks like.

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 5 лет назад +15437

    lol, sending this guy a game is like free testing, to see what are all the things that can break, that you never thought of XD

    • @sadcat520
      @sadcat520 5 лет назад +680

      Martin Verrisin for real this dude is easily the best bug finder

    • @UnlimitedFlyers
      @UnlimitedFlyers 4 года назад +349

      I wouldn't be surprised to find out he has experience in QA with some triple-A company.

    • @MrFunkhauser
      @MrFunkhauser 4 года назад +152

      it was pretty easy for this game since everything is apparently broken

    • @kemanorel3110
      @kemanorel3110 4 года назад +44

      He's like HelixSnake with a sexier voice.

    • @qwerty9118
      @qwerty9118 4 года назад +16

      @@MrFunkhauser no hes just that good

  • @axelundin5944
    @axelundin5944 3 года назад +1970

    I laughed so hard when he opened the door to the customer. I've literally used that EXACT anime avatar character creator before, I'm dying XD

    • @arashikou6661
      @arashikou6661 2 года назад +124

      Good old Rinmaru!

    • @xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx
      @xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx 2 года назад +75

      Same! I knew I recognized it. Too bad Flash is down now.

    • @19kp.
      @19kp. 2 года назад +25

      @@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx I miss flash

    • @hayden1351
      @hayden1351 2 года назад +10

      I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 2 года назад +30

      @@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx
      Dolldivine has all of Rin's old stuff! They're even mobile compatible now!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 года назад +694

    “Is this the way to the bedchambers.”
    It’s nice to see you had your priorities straight. 🤣

    • @myluckymadness8041
      @myluckymadness8041 Месяц назад

      no one like this comment we need to keep the number at 666.

  • @kyleh3615
    @kyleh3615 3 года назад +1173

    3:17
    This is why all blacksmiths have like 8 sets of tongs
    You will drop them in the quenching bucket eventually

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 2 года назад +21

      Welders too.

    • @kyleh3615
      @kyleh3615 2 года назад +42

      I've never really used tongs for welding
      I did once welding my grounding clamp to whatever I was welding though

    • @danthiel8623
      @danthiel8623 Год назад +11

      It's not a matter of if it a matter of when.

    • @michaelcreech8957
      @michaelcreech8957 Год назад +2

      is it bad to take them back out?

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty Год назад +19

      @@michaelcreech8957 With bare hands, yes. It's the "make the water hot to make the really hot metal that turns some of the water into steam on contact less hot" bucket you dropped the tongs into, after all.

  • @sykn5422
    @sykn5422 4 года назад +1436

    Seeing the rare moments of Josh losing his patience is weirdly satisfying.

  • @TheJimmyp427
    @TheJimmyp427 Год назад +108

    I love that the first few minutes are just what it would be like to be an apprentice blacksmith. "Whoops I dropped something and I can't see..." "oh no, I dropped the tongs in the water!"

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 года назад +253

    “You beat on it until it gets soft.” Yes. Yes indeed.

  • @insomniacraccoon
    @insomniacraccoon 4 года назад +6369

    im CRYING the characters are literally from an anime dress up game

    • @chichialmeida1680
      @chichialmeida1680 4 года назад +552

      I was literally looking for this comment lmfao I know that dressup style anywhere rinmarugames! 🤣

    • @ursulapangilinan5392
      @ursulapangilinan5392 4 года назад +201

      Pleasant Ne Zu Mi pretty sure, this is a early early look into the game, so they’re probs placeholders

    • @lunacris5870
      @lunacris5870 4 года назад +312

      realistic things and anime things mixed together make a hideous thing

    • @theglowstick3572
      @theglowstick3572 4 года назад +41

      I'm happy I'm not the only one who noticed this 😂😂😂

    • @leehee9558
      @leehee9558 4 года назад +21

      I was weezing too!

  • @max-bromberg
    @max-bromberg 5 лет назад +2951

    First person template is from the unreal engine first person starter blueprint and it's hilarious that the text entity wasn't removed.

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 лет назад +271

      Not surprising. This is one of countless silly little projects created by someone with more ideas than ability in designing games.

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 лет назад +226

      @@ericwood3709 sometimes the best games come from buggy good ideas!

    • @ericwood3709
      @ericwood3709 5 лет назад +68

      @@MouthyKnight In this case, the idea needs to be in better hands. :)

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 5 лет назад +17

      *@Eric Wood* And maybe a bit more like real smithing.

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 лет назад +32

      @@ericwood3709 right lol it should be passed on. You realize that not everyone in the game design process is a programmer right?

  • @imapopo2924
    @imapopo2924 Год назад +143

    This was my first LGIO video a couple years ago and dear lord has it been a ride since then....
    Josh, you absolute madman, never change.

  • @butterfrog0
    @butterfrog0 3 года назад +27

    6:00 As someone who has done a fair amount of blacksmithing, "where the hell is my hammer" is a very common phrase

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 3 года назад +4628

    What a powerhouse dual-dynamic this game has.
    Fire and brimstone blacksmithing downstairs.
    Dating simulator elf boys upstairs.

    • @axelundin5944
      @axelundin5944 3 года назад +115

      The way you escaped the room was brilliant.

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 3 года назад +84

      ngl i wouldnt mind a dating sim where they’re the love interest edit: they’re from a dress up game dont hmu

    • @StrikeEagIe
      @StrikeEagIe 2 года назад +13

      Had me dead 😂

    • @threecutepl8754
      @threecutepl8754 2 года назад +14

      Translated comment
      Werid gaem
      Minecraft nether fortress
      ELPh BOIZZZZ

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 2 года назад +19

      UwU

  • @reydion1648
    @reydion1648 5 лет назад +5432

    you know Josh
    you’d make a great game debugger

    • @Super-cl7qf
      @Super-cl7qf 4 года назад +178

      Reydion he wouldn’t report them

    • @nuthinnew3881
      @nuthinnew3881 4 года назад +112

      My guess is he is one

    • @AndrewPalafox1
      @AndrewPalafox1 4 года назад +56

      NuthinNew he supposedly has some experience working at startups so

    • @noodles1291
      @noodles1291 4 года назад +79

      NuthinNew this is kinda late but I’m guessing why that’s why some devs send him early access keys

    • @MikeBertelsenDK
      @MikeBertelsenDK 4 года назад +34

      I doubt he can debug a game but he can darn well QA it!

  • @goldpegasusfantasy
    @goldpegasusfantasy 3 года назад +46

    13:33 Your swords are made so that the owner's opponent always wins.

  • @lifewithguada
    @lifewithguada 3 года назад +103

    After discovering this man and binge watching him for a bit, i've finally seen his patience wearing towards the end, life is good

  • @carteradams43
    @carteradams43 3 года назад +485

    love how you both have a templar shield and a roman flag in the same building
    game can't even tell when/where it takes place

    • @echosaber7655
      @echosaber7655 2 года назад +42

      And you open the door seeing those character images in front of you……
      I think this is a “trying to make as much people finding their favorite stuffs in here” scenario

    • @miqnight7601
      @miqnight7601 2 года назад +37

      Ah yes the Roman forge. Equipped with a modern oven thermometer.

    • @LukeLenn0n
      @LukeLenn0n Год назад +29

      Actually it's 8563. The player character is, unbeknownst to them, part of a history experiment to recreate parts of medieval life based on the little records humanity still has of it.

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 Год назад +19

      @@LukeLenn0n ahh, that explains the elf people. Humanity must have evolved larger ears so we can hear the solar activity oncoming

  • @Solairzz
    @Solairzz 3 года назад +2728

    The reason why you get early access is because your great at finding what you can do wrong
    Edit: like litterly game companies are basically getting him to test their games without paying him

    • @ghostboi7454
      @ghostboi7454 2 года назад +84

      SO THEY CAN FIX THE BUGS!!!!

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 2 года назад +38

      That… that’s what a tester is…

    • @faustusliviuspraetextatus6773
      @faustusliviuspraetextatus6773 2 года назад +72

      @@yogurt7918 yea but who else but josh that can break even games that have been released?

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 2 года назад +31

      @@faustusliviuspraetextatus6773 welcome to the internet, where everyone abuses glitches.

    • @falseify3693
      @falseify3693 2 года назад +5

      Das a good theory

  • @thesealeviathan4643
    @thesealeviathan4643 3 года назад +99

    Some random father elf: Happy birthday, son, I got you this sword made purely from Damascus steel.
    The son, a geologist: that not Damascus.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Год назад +7

      ...why would a geologist know about bladesmithing techniques?

    • @b.o.tcoromat919
      @b.o.tcoromat919 Год назад

      @@JJAB91 its a fantasy metal.

    • @ebutuoytikcus4352
      @ebutuoytikcus4352 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@b.o.tcoromat919Damascus isn't a fantasy metal...

  • @estebancollazo5726
    @estebancollazo5726 3 года назад +77

    "So what do you do for a living living?"
    "Oh I break video games."

    • @MrDmadness
      @MrDmadness Год назад

      He's good at it, I'll for sure wend him a demo when mines ready.

  • @Yushimasu1
    @Yushimasu1 5 лет назад +615

    The way you escaped the room was brilliant.

  • @maedorro6297
    @maedorro6297 4 года назад +462

    The rinmaru dress up characters triggered my fight or flight response

  • @HerculesBallsInc
    @HerculesBallsInc 3 года назад +95

    According to legend, the name of the death thermometer is... GRACE.

  • @chocolatecake2122
    @chocolatecake2122 Год назад +11

    0:46 The fact this was made in 2019 is crazy

  • @allaneaton37
    @allaneaton37 3 года назад +101

    This man turned a professional grade blacksmiths shop into a medieval adult toy store

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 4 года назад +143

    I feel a disturbance in the force, as if a thousand blacksmiths cried out and were suddenly silenced

  • @beebitbit3080
    @beebitbit3080 3 года назад +43

    *oh my god the people are from rinmaru anime avatar maker-*

  • @cjrockband
    @cjrockband 3 года назад +51

    "Good news, this clock is in real time."
    Oh god why

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 5 лет назад +934

    OK I can immediately tell that this is a fantasy world because the blacksmith is in the basement where he has minimum ventilation.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 5 лет назад +117

      It's not like the first floor has any, either. That entire building seems extremely unfit for a smithy.
      Also, why is he a blacksmith if he only makes swords? Wouldn't that make him a blade- or swordsmith?

    • @michaeledmunds7266
      @michaeledmunds7266 4 года назад +175

      @@chiptuna8292 "They made me the town blacksmith. Not because I'm good at it, but because I was the only black man named Smith"

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 3 года назад +4

      He was also smithing bronze

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 3 года назад +5

      Memento Mori, buddy.

    • @herscher1297
      @herscher1297 3 года назад +1

      @@Sweetie.21 no, im god

  • @spruce9054
    @spruce9054 4 года назад +342

    “ I’m a blacksmith that only makes erotic swords.”
    so just... swords?

    • @kalesmith4092
      @kalesmith4092 3 года назад +13

      Excuse me?

    • @StrikeEagIe
      @StrikeEagIe 2 года назад +12

      @@kalesmith4092 Don’t worry, he will excuse you.

    • @boredjustchillin6720
      @boredjustchillin6720 2 года назад +1

      Euphemism?

    • @michaelcherokee8906
      @michaelcherokee8906 Год назад +3

      I mean, according to Freud (the great galumphing quack that he was), all weapons represent phalluses. So no, but actually yeah?

  • @Zappygunshot
    @Zappygunshot 3 года назад +8

    "I knew exactly how this would go [...] but for some reason I didn't anticipate that I'd be so bad at it"
    That's a mood right there.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 3 года назад +23

    Josh's angry humming is hilarious

  • @Didrik_B
    @Didrik_B 5 лет назад +2297

    The fact you only have around 800 subs is baffling. You deserve wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more
    Edit: Okay guys I get it, he has a bunch more now. I dont need 500 notifications about it

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +617

      Thanks friend! The climb is slow but fulfilling!

    • @UnworthyChicken
      @UnworthyChicken 5 лет назад +127

      4.5k now slowly going up.

    • @zrobotics
      @zrobotics 5 лет назад +141

      @@UnworthyChicken 10k, apparently the algorithm just loves him right now

    • @seanr7297
      @seanr7297 5 лет назад +40

      now at 11k and growing fast

    • @jarmo7689
      @jarmo7689 5 лет назад +54

      @@seanr7297 holy shit this man is growing fast. 15k now

  • @killaonmoco
    @killaonmoco 4 года назад +141

    My favorite was when you accessed the shop thing and then took the supply lift for a ride. As a new game designer you are a treat to watch and help provide me with insight on just how broken my new games can be. Keep it up man! I hope they take all your meaningful feedback from this video and use it.

    • @leonardblazevic3118
      @leonardblazevic3118 3 года назад +7

      good luck with the games

    • @vilkommen
      @vilkommen 3 года назад +7

      Send him a free key and you get a free tester :p and also a new vid porbaly :p

  • @blue-cp3ez
    @blue-cp3ez 3 года назад +30

    "I call this one the surprise ending"

    • @kigut7443
      @kigut7443 3 года назад +2

      good to see you too are also revisiting josh's masterpiece videos as i am. you are a person of high tastes.

  • @nathangehman7018
    @nathangehman7018 3 года назад +137

    "There is the handle, I'm not going to lose it this time"
    *literally not even half a second later*
    "HoW fAr CaN i LoB tHiS tHiNg?/?/???1/1/11!!!!/.1"

    • @ng42.
      @ng42. 3 года назад

      What kind of message is this? 1/1/11?

  • @SStreamdancer
    @SStreamdancer 5 лет назад +822

    6:45 It kills me that you're hammering it on the X-axis, and it's getting thinner on the Y-axis...

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 года назад +56

      I like the part where it gets thinner on the opposite edge.

    • @voodoomoth
      @voodoomoth 4 года назад +1

      Omg 🤣🤣

    • @elpatrico2562
      @elpatrico2562 4 года назад +6

      This game's reality is somewhat similar to the mobile game called "Forge Ahead".

    • @estebancollazo5726
      @estebancollazo5726 3 года назад +11

      "I need to make a sword first, then make damask pattern"
      Me, knowing how to make damask steel from my smith father: scream into the void

    • @Carlos-ln1lx
      @Carlos-ln1lx 3 года назад +3

      @@estebancollazo5726 "damask"..... gotta call bs on that

  • @alexangelkitten433
    @alexangelkitten433 3 года назад +227

    that moment when your partner seduces you into bed and pulls out a sword he bought from a blacksmith's dungeon

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 Год назад +8

    I love how this game is as faithful to sword making as Jurassic World to real dinosaurs.

  • @taquisha4377
    @taquisha4377 3 года назад +29

    I am convinced you're a bug tester for every game that comes out

  • @alisonbenjamin338
    @alisonbenjamin338 3 года назад +10

    thanks josh 4:34

  • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
    @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад +58

    This is actually a deleted scene from the avengers when storm breaker was crafted

    • @nyges8028
      @nyges8028 3 года назад +2

      why is that funny

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад

      @Jayden Pritchett and what?

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад

      @Jayden Pritchett oh its no problem ma'am! I was just confused by the questioning 😂

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад

      @Jayden Pritchett oh my sincerest apologies!!! In Ireland Jayden is strictly a boys name 🙈 I'm so embarrassed 🤦‍♂️

    • @BLACULA-Skeewoah
      @BLACULA-Skeewoah 3 года назад

      @Jayden Pritchett I fixed it... Now it makes me look like such a wiener 😂 "ma'am"

  • @gamedevluna
    @gamedevluna 5 лет назад +714

    Hey Josh, I don't normally enjoy watching other people play games, but I've gotta say I've been enjoying your videos tremendously. Your sense of humor is right up my alley and it's very interesting seeing all these games that I would probably not buy for myself. I eagerly await each new video!

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +141

      Thank you for the kind words, friend. I am honored that you've enjoyed my videos and hope to make you laugh with future ones as well!

    • @tob19
      @tob19 3 года назад +9

      Let's Game It Out wait you had like just 800 subs back then? Damn you really did well, but you deserved it. Keep entertaining!

    • @gamedevluna
      @gamedevluna 3 года назад +6

      @@tob19 Around 300 when I subscribed (around the start of that year, I think). Josh has come a long way in such a short amount of time!

    • @nicholaswalker2395
      @nicholaswalker2395 3 года назад +1

      @@LetsGameItOut in my opinion ur one of the best gaming RUclipsrs out there

    • @StrikeEagIe
      @StrikeEagIe 2 года назад

      600th like

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte 4 года назад +344

    I'm crying, the anime dress up game has returned to haunt my nightmares one again.

  • @Dervraka
    @Dervraka 3 года назад +16

    Developer: "I want to make the next Elder Scrolls! But....we only have the budget for one single room...."

  • @maijiejunjun
    @maijiejunjun 2 года назад +6

    6:15 Thor was calling Mjolnir back...

  • @submarinemagnet7965
    @submarinemagnet7965 4 года назад +187

    7:49
    Josh: "Hey come back here, don't you wanna be a full sword?"
    Thingy: "I waNnA bE a MiSsiLe"

  • @themaker2735
    @themaker2735 3 года назад +12

    hahahahaahaha.
    i like the part that he says "can i sell you a s*x sword" 13:55
    BTW, I like your chill voice

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 2 года назад +7

    10:58 "the blade of demonetization"

  • @ninonsand1
    @ninonsand1 5 лет назад +352

    Not only do you work underground but also with like no light lol

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +47

      Haha yeah. Blacksmithy by basically candlelight!

    • @Kurokubi
      @Kurokubi 3 года назад

      Were you saying he lives in a basement or just commenting on the game?
      (My terrible attempt at a joke)

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 3 года назад +562

    "I need to make a sword first, then make damask pattern"
    Me, knowing how to make damask steel from my smith father: *scream into the void*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 3 года назад +117

      @Eduardo De Lara If we're talking about the historical damask (Also called Wootz steel), yes the first-hand knowledge of the time has been lost around the XVIIth century, yet I don't know if we could reverse-engineer it, or if sources on how it was made are still around.
      *But* we have a "modern" technique, billet welding, which has some resemblance but is clearly differing (From what I've found, Wootz look like more like a lake while it is raining a lot, billet welded damask more like a beach with rippling waves). Billet welding consists (very) basically to put a bunch of metal plates together, heat them and smash them so they're welded (again, I'm simplifying) to make an ingot. That ingot, after being smithed into shape, cleaned and sharpened, often has not the rippling effect yet, you need to reveal it with acid.
      Nevertheless, none of the potential ways to make Wutz, nor any of the modern ways I've heard of, need you to *plate* an existing blade with the metals you want to create the damask pattern with. That's so backwards thinking, useless in term of blade homogeneity and plain wrong that it made me scream aloud ^^'. I guess the game was going for Billet Welding, but in a weird, counter-intuitive way.

    • @alexlasers1358
      @alexlasers1358 3 года назад +26

      @@NWolfsson From what I know there is no known way of making true Damascus steel “wutz” supposedly historians or scientist do know that the original used plant material due to carbon fibers I believe being found in historic examples of wutz but they have no ideal what sort of forging process could’ve made steel as strong as it was for the time.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 года назад +23

      @@NWolfsson Yeah i'm not sure why they do the plate stacking puzzle on a completed blade, the plates just kinda, disappear afterwards too. At the very least you do mix up some chemicals that i assume are supposed to be etching acid to reveal the actual pattern. Maybe it's saying these plates somehow, coat the blade and give it a damascus outer layer that can take a pattern while the blade itself is made of, other stuff? It is called FANTASY blacksmith, so it gets a bit of wiggle room.
      Probably the reason they did it in such an odd way is so every single blade from bronze to Mithril and so on could be given a cool pattern, and they just decided "well Damascus steel has that pattern, so we'll just call it a Damascus pattern".

    • @mauroribeiro964
      @mauroribeiro964 3 года назад +1

      what it with the long comments here

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 года назад

      Me, who has seen Damascus swords be made: * internal screaming *

  • @archivesofarda986
    @archivesofarda986 3 года назад +45

    You would be surprised how close some of these are to real swords throughout history

    • @josephdedrick9337
      @josephdedrick9337 2 года назад +4

      Of the ones he made only the wavy blade one was close as far as my knowledge is and in that it was either a European flamberge or a Asian blade similar to a Philippine Kris or blade like it.

  • @kennaholikk
    @kennaholikk 3 года назад +7

    Josh's moment of curiosity by the first person template was adorable-

  • @icednightcores
    @icednightcores 3 года назад +10

    13:48
    Josh: And at the end over there you’ve got the pe-
    Me: *spits out water*

  • @SingleWhiteRoses
    @SingleWhiteRoses 3 года назад +240

    Not gonna lie. If this was made in VR, I’d never leave.

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 года назад +10

      Same, except I would be looking for every way to break reality

    • @zovisapphire
      @zovisapphire Год назад +6

      If you wanna see someone roleplay as a medieval blacksmith, look up "Fractured Thrones" by mr.brunswick here on youtube.
      I really wish they would make public versions of their maps, because I would totally be hammering away inside that glorious forge.

    • @rplanet_ua
      @rplanet_ua Год назад

      Why you need stupid unrealistic games?You can be real blacksmith if you have country house.

  • @timefuzzball8097
    @timefuzzball8097 3 года назад +41

    his voice: murderer
    his mind: 14 years old

  • @cuddlesthefoxdeer
    @cuddlesthefoxdeer 9 месяцев назад +1

    13:15 Josh is like some kind of Turkish blacksmith, throwing and catching the sword around all fancy-like

  • @voixmin
    @voixmin 5 лет назад +469

    I was not expecting a cute elf boy

    • @harrietramos8691
      @harrietramos8691 3 года назад +30

      Lmaooo they used the Manga Creator anime characters from those dress up games. (it's called Rinmaru Games: Manga Creator Fantasy World or Rinmaru Anime avatar creator)

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 года назад +4

      @@harrietramos8691 music from that game was cool
      Probably the main reason I spent too much time on that game

  • @QueueWithACapitalQ
    @QueueWithACapitalQ 5 лет назад +744

    "first person template" LOL he didnt delete the text in the template

    • @emche852
      @emche852 5 лет назад +66

      Maybe he didn't expect someone to
      RIDE THIS FREAKIN' DELIVERY ELEVATOR
      X))

    • @Tsukinotaku
      @Tsukinotaku 5 лет назад +31

      @@emche852 Come on. It's obvious that someone would go into the elevator thingy that goes nowhere.

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 5 лет назад +84

      @@emche852 Rule #1 of game design: Expect your players to try and break absolutely everything for no reason other than because they can.

    • @petervansan1054
      @petervansan1054 4 года назад +5

      maybe he should have fucking programmed it himself and not buying crap from unity store, fucking asset flippers

    • @aronaronaronaronaronaronaronar
      @aronaronaronaronaronaronaronar 4 года назад +3

      if i remember correctly when you make an unreal project and go with the default stuff u get this sooooo

  • @Dogeyman4
    @Dogeyman4 10 месяцев назад +3

    “This is an erly version, so you may bump into bugs” Josh: My time has come

  • @thomasvangansewinkel1629
    @thomasvangansewinkel1629 3 года назад +5

    1:19
    Sword of confusion
    50-100 dmg
    -50 intelligence
    100% confuses enemies
    And bosses
    Enemies are less likely to target you

  • @11TehDude
    @11TehDude 4 года назад +342

    *"To hot, need tongs"*
    So in order to hot, I need tongs?

  • @JackieG8991
    @JackieG8991 5 лет назад +478

    Lmaooo they used the Manga Creator anime characters from those dress up games. (it's called Rinmaru Games: Manga Creator Fantasy World or Rinmaru Anime avatar creator)

    • @crimsondragon4025
      @crimsondragon4025 5 лет назад +69

      I laughed the first time when i saw that. i immediately knew where they got the "buyers" lol. i actually use that creator when im bored as hell.

    • @wyster14
      @wyster14 4 года назад +11

      I had horrible flashbacks to Kik rp chats in 2017

    • @aprilbennett4161
      @aprilbennett4161 4 года назад +9

      Yeah... It's amusing, but I'm pretty sure this counts as theft.

    • @KeaveMind
      @KeaveMind 4 года назад +14

      @@aprilbennett4161 the game isnt finished so these were used as placeholder images.

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 2 года назад

      @@KeaveMind i think that it still is in the final version

  • @PoopMan-lc8fj
    @PoopMan-lc8fj 11 месяцев назад +2

    15:08 I bet it was called “hitty hitty stabby stabby”

  • @enjitodoroki202
    @enjitodoroki202 5 лет назад +140

    11:32 I love that JackSmith is the #8 best blacksmith. I love that someone picked that name.

    • @FodderMoosie
      @FodderMoosie 5 лет назад +2

      Ohhh dang I forgot about that game.

    • @lyca7016
      @lyca7016 5 лет назад +4

      Pretty sure those are NPC "other shops" to compete against.

    • @kyros2714
      @kyros2714 5 лет назад +1

      @@FodderMoosie is it the coolmath game

    • @melledevries4685
      @melledevries4685 5 лет назад +6

      It's a Flipline Studios game, I believe. Also #9 is Gendry from A Song of Ice and Fire.

    • @NaughtyLamb
      @NaughtyLamb 5 лет назад +4

      Also Rika Shinozaki is the smith from Sword Art Online

  • @FlamingNinjaBoi
    @FlamingNinjaBoi 4 года назад +74

    I love how it always takes Josh almost no time at all to figure out how to break the game.

  • @natebardwell
    @natebardwell Год назад +1

    Not even 4 minutes in and he's off the grid. Fabulous.

  • @hollyshaw-elliemae
    @hollyshaw-elliemae Год назад +1

    you are the only man who could make this entertaining....i love that ive wasted hours of my life tonight in your channel. thank you for making me smile instead of cry :)

  • @renni9813
    @renni9813 4 года назад +17

    Im pretty sure Josh is the guy who discovers literally every speed running tactic, by himself.

  • @precisiongames1649
    @precisiongames1649 5 лет назад +129

    I just saw erotic swords in the title and immediately clicked

  • @ProbablyBacon
    @ProbablyBacon Год назад +5

    Josh is the perfect game tester because he’ll exploit any and everything that can let him play the game wrong.

  • @SCP-682_Keter
    @SCP-682_Keter 2 года назад +3

    0:30 couldn’t help but let out an Audibly concerned “oh dear god”

  • @shadebinder9969
    @shadebinder9969 4 года назад +13

    I love how you can step on that delivery system and go into a clearly developers only area

  • @alexjull207
    @alexjull207 5 лет назад +100

    Just check this game now, devs made plenty of updates and added much content like dungeon and mining. Almost all bugs removed.

    • @MrDmadness
      @MrDmadness Год назад +1

      It's still an asset flip, boring game... who the hell plays games to work?

  • @hamburger5935
    @hamburger5935 3 года назад +1

    lets game it out always makes my day when im feeling down

  • @WordFyle
    @WordFyle 3 года назад

    Giving you a key to a game is the best way to bug test, you are very good at finding them and you’re very patient

  • @daffy9908
    @daffy9908 4 года назад +12

    i love how he turned from smith to a witch as game progressed with the new items

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 3 года назад +17

    “You get the thing nice and hot then you beat on it for a while until it gets soft.”
    “We beat on it for a while till it looks like a missile.”

  • @chloecochrane4542
    @chloecochrane4542 2 года назад +7

    My favourite part was 11:27 so good you should deffinetly look at it I watched like a million times

  • @mattooi4322
    @mattooi4322 3 года назад +30

    I can't ever remember the last time I had a legitimate sidestitch from laughing too hard. Well now I won't forget when the last time was.

  • @jellyfish3255
    @jellyfish3255 4 года назад +54

    Josh: I call this sword the surprise ending
    Sword: completely consistent until the end
    Me: .......
    looks great

  • @kontrollfreek2630
    @kontrollfreek2630 4 года назад +129

    "Something tells me i'm a prisoner in my own workshop" No it's just social distancing.

  • @logeymusic
    @logeymusic 3 года назад +2

    Joshy not understanding that "Average" is also a... you know... math term as well is either the best running joke or the funniest memory blank XD

    • @logeymusic
      @logeymusic 3 года назад +1

      @realarvid Only came across the channel in the last couple of months so I've had plenty of good content to go through! haha

  • @obsessivegarage921
    @obsessivegarage921 3 года назад

    My gosh I love your videos. You really are good at making videos. I've seen all your factory game playlist and a phone upgrade company and a few others. Subbed and will be watching more. Thx for the great work!

  • @StealthNinjaK
    @StealthNinjaK 5 лет назад +30

    This game is so dark and immersive I tried to turn on my light.... that was already on.

  • @a1oilsauce123
    @a1oilsauce123 4 года назад +22

    12:29
    im not sure if they purposefully said "Good Buy" or if they meant Good Bye

  • @salmanalqahtani6943
    @salmanalqahtani6943 3 года назад +25

    I couldn’t see anything in the game that he’s playing so i opened my own flashlight on my phone.
    I really need to sleep.

  • @binglemccringle705
    @binglemccringle705 Год назад

    7:29 and a touch of gravity magic allows for the quickest, highest quality smithing/forging
    swing to impart force, grav magic allows you to apply it however you desire

  • @-VoDkAsVengeance-
    @-VoDkAsVengeance- 4 года назад +19

    The fact that the characters are made with a character creator you can get on your phone and seem to all be uncoloured is ridiculously funny. Like, I'm an artist and seeing such obvious art theft is funny.

  • @fairlifemilk3533
    @fairlifemilk3533 3 года назад +22

    It would've been a 10/10 if he tried to sell just the ingot

  • @jackbrown9265
    @jackbrown9265 3 года назад +3

    I would love to see a Collab with gray and Game it out that would be awesome

  • @osmnbaran
    @osmnbaran Год назад

    11:31 brok and sindri :D thats actually awesome

  • @Snicklexx
    @Snicklexx 3 года назад +19

    i wonder if Rinmarugames knows her anime dress up game is being used for this blacksmithing experience

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 2 года назад +3

      After looking at the steam page I'm 99,9% sure that they have no permission to use those characters

    • @24680kong
      @24680kong 2 года назад +2

      I'm guessing it's only a placeholder, and it won't be in the final release of the game (not sure if that's within fair use). But I could be wrong.

  • @thechars569
    @thechars569 4 года назад +7

    "So like every game, we are going to try and play this one as wrong as possible" (0:13) This is the best sentence to have ever been sentenced.

  • @cryptoneo
    @cryptoneo 2 года назад +2

    I wish I could like this twice just for the fact you did exactly what I would do with the dumbwaiter

  • @dredog6811
    @dredog6811 3 года назад +25

    Josh: “we’re gonna try to play this game as wrong as possible.”
    the game that is supposed to be play wrong: “so you have chosen death?”

  • @Zamolxes77
    @Zamolxes77 5 лет назад +370

    Potential for this game is amazing, sadly the execution blows.

    • @skizol
      @skizol 5 лет назад +22

      check out a flash game called jacksmith

    • @MouthyKnight
      @MouthyKnight 5 лет назад +19

      I think itd be cool in vr

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 года назад +15

      It's only early access, it still has the potential to get better

    • @narwalace3823
      @narwalace3823 3 года назад +2

      @@skizol that addiction of a game from my childhood.... those were the glory days

    • @greeninja5991
      @greeninja5991 2 года назад +1

      @@angrybidoof847 it's now out, it's not much better

  • @GustavoOliveira-ed9fh
    @GustavoOliveira-ed9fh 4 года назад +9

    "So this random person just came to my door to let me know all those blacksmiths better than me? Oh, thats kind"

  • @SMBDelse
    @SMBDelse Год назад +24

    I really liked a part where he says “It’s blacksmithin time” and blacksmithed all over the place