I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
  • If my tavern was on Yelp, it would get -10,000 out of 5 stars and I couldn't be more proud.
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    I Ruined an Entire Town with My Torture Tavern - Crossroads Inn - Let's Game It Out
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    ABOUT THIS GAME:
    Crossroads Inn is a real-time management sim with role-playing games elements. The game consists of two unique modes offering totally different experiences.
    In Sandbox mode gamers will focus solely on managing their business and economy - to build their very own tavern, hire and oversee staff, manage the supply chains and create new dish recipes. In Campaign mode, micromanagement is just a prelude to a rich story as the kingdom is in turmoil and a shift of power is expected. Your Inn will soon attract the attention of important political and military figures, who are desperately trying to hold on to the reins of power. Gamers will become part of a large-scale drama full of political intrigues, vivid characters, treacherous NPC’s and dangerous quests inspired by RPG games - You will even have a damsel in distress to save!
    A List Of Features Includes:
    Real-time management sim and RPG in one!
    Two distinct game modes: an epic Campaign mode with a non-linear story (12 different endings!) and nearly endless Sandbox mode dedicated to hardcore sim fans
    A rich and detailed lore with feuding factions and powerful organizations - choose to forge alliances or work against others in an original low fantasy setting
    Once in a lifetime culinary adventure designed in cooperation with the experts from Nerds’ Kitchen! Discover recipes, create new dishes and serve varied menus to attract different social groups
    A complex tavern economy simulation with various groups of customers, special guests, unique and regular employees, dozens of resources and facilities to build and develop - all binded together with a network of reliances
    Original soundtrack composed by talented team including Marcin Przybyłowicz (The Witcher 3) and recorded with traditional folk instruments from various cultures and eras
    Expanded in-game culinary recipes along with a fully developed nutritional system created to influence relationships with different guests and fractions
    Extensive in-game editor that allows to fully modify game and to create your own campaigns, scenarios and adventures with access to all game assets

Комментарии • 2,5 тыс.

  • @graceg.6040
    @graceg.6040 5 лет назад +14504

    huh, i have "be tormented by josh" at the top of my super duper secret diary, what a coincidence!

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 5 лет назад +520

      Did you enjoy your small room? :-)

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 5 лет назад +433

      I ship it.

    • @Mucke454
      @Mucke454 5 лет назад +608

      Im looking for you under every single vid and im allways disapointed when theres no grace for josh to torture ^^

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 5 лет назад +213

      You are the most important person.

    • @skunko1871
      @skunko1871 5 лет назад +150

      I'm new, where did these "Grace" jokes come from?

  • @flo__0116
    @flo__0116 5 лет назад +3021

    It's quite insane that you almost managed to go bankrupt in sandbox mode. They gave you a million coins to start with, you ended up with 23000. Of course most of the coins were spent for a certain fleet full of water.

    • @mikealberts993
      @mikealberts993 5 лет назад +90

      and torture

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 5 лет назад +149

      "fleet of water" i do believe the word 'ocean' exists

    • @DaveyKanabus
      @DaveyKanabus 4 года назад +122

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 I do believe he's referring to the fleet of ships carrying buckets of water... not the body of water they're sailing on, which, btw, was a lake. ;)

    • @kucingtepijalan3459
      @kucingtepijalan3459 4 года назад +48

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 wait... How does replacing the words "fleets of water" with ocean does make sense?

    • @SindreEide93
      @SindreEide93 4 года назад +82

      @@DaveyKanabus love it when some people try correct someone to sound smart and ends up looking like a idiot. 🤣

  • @heli88
    @heli88 5 лет назад +3413

    I can't believe that, for years, I've been watching people try to actually play games correctly. What a sucker I was! Josh has shown me the light.

    • @farzana_614
      @farzana_614 4 года назад +83

      Same!! I never thought playing games this way will be more fun. Specially how he does. I'm glad I found this channel!

    • @tmg1019
      @tmg1019 4 года назад +13

      yes very true

    • @Im_Cr0c
      @Im_Cr0c 3 года назад +27

      Welcome to the light side

    • @wisteriafleur3522
      @wisteriafleur3522 3 года назад +5

      Very true!

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 года назад +23

      We have no light here
      But we have no limits to the darkness you will find here

  • @gabrielvanderschmidt2301
    @gabrielvanderschmidt2301 5 лет назад +6331

    This guy makes a perfect game tester. He will torture the software until it tells him its very last secret.

    • @denniselliott27
      @denniselliott27 5 лет назад +573

      I personally believe that that's why game devs give him keys, so he can torture test their games for them, lol.

    • @Capumaraca
      @Capumaraca 5 лет назад +388

      @@denniselliott27 Definitely, I've been making a game for years, and right now I can't bear playing my own game for longer than 10 minutes. Play tester is probably the most underappreciated job in game development.

    • @jwpipes47
      @jwpipes47 5 лет назад +37

      @@Capumaraca hiring remote play testers? XD

    • @faisfaizal5194
      @faisfaizal5194 5 лет назад +45

      @@denniselliott27 more like, free publicity

    • @Aredein
      @Aredein 5 лет назад +82

      @@Capumaraca And game industry faces huge consequence for lacking good testers and people who patch bug - broken games for years since release.

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 4 года назад +5039

    Not just your commitment, but your aptitude to find ways to break all these games you play is absolutely incredible

    • @keanunakasato9778
      @keanunakasato9778 4 года назад +13

      .

    • @Youtubehandle536
      @Youtubehandle536 4 года назад +11

      So true

    • @K_on_K
      @K_on_K 4 года назад +33

      @@keanunakasato9778 that was really inspirational what you just said thanks and i mean it

    • @d13g0wwryy5
      @d13g0wwryy5 4 года назад

      hey ive seen you in a hololive video

    • @theholyimbaness9370
      @theholyimbaness9370 3 года назад +7

      I was inspired by him to play prison architect, I rule a no escape prison where I just beat my prisoners and force them to work lol

  • @Trizzy_Draws
    @Trizzy_Draws 3 года назад +6452

    I swear, Josh is the only RUclipsr with an over the top thumbnail picture that turns out to actually be real and not just click bait 🤣🤣🤣

    • @simolsen
      @simolsen 3 года назад +108

      true so true

    • @renrenisweird
      @renrenisweird 3 года назад +54

      @@HappyBeezerStudios wait, really?

    • @dawnraider0072
      @dawnraider0072 3 года назад +172

      @@renrenisweird Not only is it on the steam page, it's the *first* picture on the steam page

    • @renrenisweird
      @renrenisweird 3 года назад +41

      @@dawnraider0072 oml it's real lmao

    • @aronnalmeida7621
      @aronnalmeida7621 3 года назад +32

      Also his titles

  • @commandernomad2817
    @commandernomad2817 5 лет назад +2646

    "Hey, check out this sweet bug i found" might be the best phrase ever on this channel.

    • @TELEPATHICG0AT
      @TELEPATHICG0AT 5 лет назад +6

      Lmaoo

    • @Harrison3579
      @Harrison3579 5 лет назад +54

      I think that’s why people give him keys to their games lol

    • @flameduel7163
      @flameduel7163 5 лет назад +9

      I think it is more of a catch phrase

    • @Keithustus
      @Keithustus 4 года назад +8

      Sure, that’s good, but I still prefer his “is there a limit....?”

  • @kyleromard5508
    @kyleromard5508 5 лет назад +4039

    I would love to watch a live reaction video from the developers watching this video. Or any of his videos for that matter.

  • @UptightWither
    @UptightWither 4 года назад +2507

    "i found a glitch to put chairs where ever I want"
    "i found a glitch where i can place anything slightly out of the build area"
    "i found a glitch to place things everywhere"

    • @paulmahoney7619
      @paulmahoney7619 4 года назад +244

      "I found a glitch to place things in the real world."

    • @wafllesyrup2615
      @wafllesyrup2615 4 года назад +8

      @@madsmatthews8363 uh-

    • @hinnmanfamily
      @hinnmanfamily 4 года назад +33

      Him after finding a glitch:
      GLORY TO ARTZTOTSKA

    • @garfieldandfriends1
      @garfieldandfriends1 3 года назад +18

      _Game developer died of heart attack_

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 года назад +14

      ....and the game crashed
      I found a glitch where you can _____________
      ...and the game crashed

  • @Cypherwraith001
    @Cypherwraith001 3 года назад +716

    I love how he built up metric tons of medieval clout just by firing Bert.

    • @salad5067
      @salad5067 2 года назад +45

      and he never even left

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd 2 года назад +13

      this is really funny for me because Bert is the name of my boss where i work. XD

  • @permberd4185
    @permberd4185 4 года назад +369

    "Im glad we have it and didn't earn it the right way" is such a powerful phrase.

  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +1289

    Buckle up! Glitches guide us all the way to victory.

    • @Jaejin7
      @Jaejin7 5 лет назад +24

      *In game bugs?*
      More like, _its free real estate._ *wink*

    • @yukaina_
      @yukaina_ 5 лет назад +11

      when you use glitches to play the game. Y o u a r e a g a m e r

    • @Johnson849
      @Johnson849 5 лет назад +10

      You have no idea how good your vids make me feel! Thx for the feels

    • @morgan1658
      @morgan1658 5 лет назад +5

      Please more

    • @LuckBeALadyy
      @LuckBeALadyy 5 лет назад +2

      ^w^

  • @lucianoariasduval
    @lucianoariasduval 5 лет назад +1440

    whenever the game allows a mile-long name, you know it's gonna be good, at least if Josh gets his hands on it.

    • @rbnswartz
      @rbnswartz 5 лет назад +33

      I'm surprised he didn't try to go longer

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 лет назад +5

      I'm always disappointed when he doesn't try that.

    • @TheNoNameHere
      @TheNoNameHere 5 лет назад +21

      Even better if the game somehow repeats that name later. So it's just a window that goes off the screen trying to pleasure your inner role-player.

    • @iulia5665
      @iulia5665 4 года назад +8

      Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (reference to 1 of his vids)

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken 4 года назад +1

      @@iulia5665 which one was that?

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 5 лет назад +756

    English Navy: We're the most powerful navy in the middle ages!
    Kerrbal's limitless armada of merchant ships: Holdeth mine mead.

    • @dylancarroll4623
      @dylancarroll4623 5 лет назад +8

      Rei I don’t think it was the Middle Ages, more like 1800 right after the Napoleonic war.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 5 лет назад +6

      Dang. My Euro history's getting rusty.

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 5 лет назад +8

      Need more boosters.

    • @throwaway80345
      @throwaway80345 5 лет назад +5

      @AWZool | Wrong, MOAR BOOSTER!!!

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 5 лет назад +4

      @@throwaway80345 Right.. and struts, moar struts!

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 4 года назад +101

    Other players: ugh I hate glitches, hope there aren't many...
    LGIO: *give me all the glitches, I wish to experience every one*

    • @_Sparky144
      @_Sparky144 5 месяцев назад +3

      Not-glitchless speedrunners: *pokes head in through 1 pixel gap in wall*

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 года назад +82

    2:53
    "Hey! I'm claustrophobic... I think."
    "This is not funny!"
    "Let me out!"

  • @AlabasterJazz
    @AlabasterJazz 5 лет назад +914

    "You did it game, you got me to make concessions for you." Meanwhile, the game is just crying in binary until it crashes again

  • @Markus13337
    @Markus13337 5 лет назад +1746

    Josh, I just recently discovered your channel, but I'm watching your videos almost every day. I've watched some videos twice allready. . Thank you for the good quality content, you're doing a really good job! I'm gonna watch this one now, and then sleep. Good night!

    • @Alexander-nd5de
      @Alexander-nd5de 5 лет назад +81

      yes. He is very much like a hidden gem of youtube. Everything he has done is awesome and super well done!

    • @DarkExcalibur42
      @DarkExcalibur42 5 лет назад +48

      Same. I pretty much die laughing every video.

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 5 лет назад +18

      @@Alexander-nd5de agreed. He has phenomenal content.

    • @arrowsreign12
      @arrowsreign12 5 лет назад +14

      I enjoyed you little journal update there

    • @huyenle7385
      @huyenle7385 5 лет назад +28

      To tell you the truth I have never laughed so hard in my life watching other people reviewing games, I almost choked on my saliva and I could not breathe. I discovered his channel like the day before yesterday and I have been binge watching it ever since. He is so natural, not a try-hard at all and surely deserves more recognition.

  • @sadkiwi_
    @sadkiwi_ 5 лет назад +3959

    We all know that random lady is actually Grace

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +718

      I concur.

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 5 лет назад +150

      @@LetsGameItOut Josh we really are missing Grace and the torture..... Its been 3 videos at a straight where you didn't punished Grace.............
      Please do punish her and if possible punish me (Safi) too in your next video.........

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 5 лет назад +74

      She's learned that the only way not to lose is to just not play.

    • @dddubu_
      @dddubu_ 5 лет назад +8

      @@LetsGameItOut I agree

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 4 года назад +2

      Hey Emma, do you wanna be by Grace?

  • @JaneXemylixa
    @JaneXemylixa Год назад +3

    "Was it just knowing you couldn't leave that was the problem? And now that you can, you just feel safe in there?" I can't believe this game accurately models human need for control

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 4 года назад +46

    I love how he always makes mazes, I always find it funny and entertaining that he does.

  • @Hulfor
    @Hulfor 5 лет назад +563

    Josh's neighbor:Oh boy, someone is going to open a tavern right next to me, how nice of him, it will help our city to prosper, increase people happiness and make my land more valuable, such a good man.
    Josh's neighbor at the end: OH GOD WHY?

    • @cathie9504
      @cathie9504 5 лет назад +21

      plot twist: its actually Josh's house

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 5 лет назад +11

      @@cathie9504 josh must be some sort of wizard because he has over 36 gigs of RAM on a high end computer in medieval ages.

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 4 года назад +3

      I now actually feel bad

    • @wisteriaclaw
      @wisteriaclaw 2 года назад +4

      i like to think that he woke up, looked out the window, and then just. saw the water, everywhere

  • @djkungpowchicken1063
    @djkungpowchicken1063 5 лет назад +628

    The iconic ending line "So I think we've done as much damage as we could do here..."

    • @J0rask
      @J0rask 5 лет назад +15

      And I'll see you... next time!

  • @TheSambev
    @TheSambev 5 лет назад +861

    Ahhhh, glad to be here for another episode of “how to torture NPCs”... the saga continues.

  • @zsomborfapal2239
    @zsomborfapal2239 3 года назад +30

    I actually love the drinking alone in a quiet room concept

  • @randominternetguy3537
    @randominternetguy3537 4 года назад +80

    "I can sadly conclude, they never die"

  • @nuclearpopsiclestand9245
    @nuclearpopsiclestand9245 4 года назад +201

    7:00 The game became sentient, realize what you were doing, then offed itself (crashed) before you could make it worse.
    I applaud you, good sir.

  • @finnfonfoon
    @finnfonfoon 5 лет назад +1331

    This man is the most underrated RUclipsr out there
    Edit: Y’all need to stop acting like you are smart for pointing out his current subscriber count. I made this comment almost a year ago and his sub count was way different then (it wouldn’t hurt for him to have more attention though). I don’t want to have to change my notification settings so I don’t get constantly reminded you can read a number and repeat it back to someone.

    • @palomapuntoycoma4619
      @palomapuntoycoma4619 4 года назад +21

      This vid has like 2 million views, thats a lot

    • @Clockwork_Myr
      @Clockwork_Myr 4 года назад +32

      paloma punto y coma I feel like this video had a lot less views 8 months ago

    • @beanburrito6146
      @beanburrito6146 4 года назад +5

      I Agree

    • @IndieRL
      @IndieRL 4 года назад +3

      Clockwork_Myr agreeded

    • @bosanac5154
      @bosanac5154 4 года назад +8

      Such amazing content recently discovered him ran out of shows on netflix and this is truly better than any thing I've watched this has been an amazing i will continue to

  • @christopherverhoef9112
    @christopherverhoef9112 5 лет назад +99

    "So after keeping these people trapped overnight, I can sadly conclude they never die."
    That is one of the Joshiest statements ever.

    • @reklin
      @reklin 4 года назад +2

      Really made me nostalgic for the old Sims games.

  • @envigraphy
    @envigraphy 3 года назад +20

    15:33 "Just how big can this pile goes?" A question that strikes fear into the heart of every single game dev out there

  • @Starrsmos
    @Starrsmos Год назад +3

    Josh: (hires everyone in the hiring menu)
    :All the people get combined into one being
    Josh: Ah yes, Welcome to the team. *and my nightmares*
    I love how hilariously chaotic this channel is :)

  • @oliebob1199
    @oliebob1199 5 лет назад +625

    "and the game crashed" is becoming his moto 😂

    • @spacecase7504
      @spacecase7504 5 лет назад +12

      This dude pushes it to the limit 😂

    • @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
      @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 4 года назад

      Its Already His Motto He Says It On EVERY Single Vid

    • @WallmartRanger
      @WallmartRanger 4 года назад

      @@somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 almost every single video

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 года назад +1

      Not quite as iconic as "is there a limit", but still a classic

  • @Kawsaki
    @Kawsaki 5 лет назад +468

    I like how the game tries to revolt, then crashes

  • @tomgvaughan
    @tomgvaughan 4 года назад +135

    “Hey medieval Luigi are u gonna sit next to the guy with a traffic cone on his head?”
    😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 года назад +3

      Something about that, while they sit in the foggiest, smokiest room gets me.

  • @thomascampione8866
    @thomascampione8866 3 года назад +1

    I love these videos because you're just like dangerously funny but with less emotion and that makes it so much better

  • @reallycool
    @reallycool 5 лет назад +524

    This sort of looks fun, in a terrible way, and I might even try it.

    • @MrHogzor
      @MrHogzor 5 лет назад +2

      thank god for piratebay :P

  • @rileyhart2462
    @rileyhart2462 5 лет назад +379

    I just found out recently that my girlfriend’s dad also watches this channel and now I’m 100% she’s the one

    • @lpharmer3496
      @lpharmer3496 5 лет назад +194

      You mean _he's_ the one, right?

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 5 лет назад +80

      r/suddenlygay lol

    • @benjaminnewlon7865
      @benjaminnewlon7865 5 лет назад +2

      @@lpharmer3496 no, he means that his girlfriend's dad watches this, so that means like father like daughter, she's the on for him.

    • @lpharmer3496
      @lpharmer3496 5 лет назад +18

      @@benjaminnewlon7865 Oh I see. Thank's Ben

    • @gypsyrye898
      @gypsyrye898 5 лет назад +1

      But what if she hated them? Just because the dad likes it doesn't mean the daughter does.... Your logic is flawed..

  • @Hydreation
    @Hydreation 5 лет назад +459

    Whenever I see your notification I'm like what game is about to......die

    • @scoopem1
      @scoopem1 5 лет назад +12

      So you have chosen ... death

    • @kora9399
      @kora9399 5 лет назад +2

      don’t we all

    • @infinitivez
      @infinitivez 5 лет назад +1

      It's like this forgone conclusion I look forward to, every week!

    • @ladrok97
      @ladrok97 5 лет назад +2

      You remember this game about internet cafe, where Josh imprisoned every npc? They update this. So maybe is just underpay game testing?

  • @xKAB00Mx
    @xKAB00Mx 4 года назад +7

    Just got to say the commentary, content and editing is a full 10/10 for entertainment and quality. Literally found this channel today.

  • @ZeytinciDevleti
    @ZeytinciDevleti 3 года назад +6

    3:06 tito? bro the history fans are loving this
    (if you didnt understood, tito was a leader of a country called yugoslavia)

  • @maxweber06
    @maxweber06 5 лет назад +223

    1:07 someone make this into a gif quick!

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 лет назад +137

      Here you go. media.giphy.com/media/W6pVrpBnmn2bncvKO9/giphy.gif

    • @elizabethgall5327
      @elizabethgall5327 5 лет назад +31

      @@LetsGameItOut Damn, Josh has absolutely no chill

    • @garrettk7166
      @garrettk7166 5 лет назад +32

      @@LetsGameItOut You're the hero we don't deserve...

    • @hy-qi7bk
      @hy-qi7bk 5 лет назад +4

      @@LetsGameItOut Perfect.

    • @aethelbread
      @aethelbread 5 лет назад +5

      Hey uh...how'd you do that? With the making of the gif outta the things you recently seen? Did you know gif sounds like Jif? That's peanut butter.

  • @cordeliacarstairs2796
    @cordeliacarstairs2796 5 лет назад +34

    "It's like Ikea but in medieval times" that sentence will stay with me forever now

  • @owtkast023
    @owtkast023 5 лет назад +208

    Jesus, that mess after the hiring will haunt me for ages.

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 5 лет назад +3

      You mean basically the entire video?

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 3 года назад +31

    Right at 13:56, I accidentally dropped my phone screen-side down, and the last thing I heard before it turned itself off was a slightly disappointed "Oh...goodnight."

  • @vip3r-_-
    @vip3r-_- 4 года назад +19

    4:37
    “Medieval Luigi” is probably the best insult I have heard in a while- the second best was “Rip-off Flowey”

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag8930 5 лет назад +82

    "Look at how dejected these people look when they're not actively drinking"
    Relatable.

  • @cornycogwheels
    @cornycogwheels 4 года назад +32

    Just here to listen to Josh laugh and to watch "Grace" get boxed in with Body Odour Bert xD

  • @freak7092
    @freak7092 5 лет назад +54

    The channel I look forward to every week, it’s hilarious! Why isn’t everyone subscribed???

  • @olamarca7171
    @olamarca7171 4 года назад +1

    This is sooo funny. I dont watch comedy movies because they dont amuse me, but this does so much. This is the type of humour that catches me - real (for me), non political, non sexist, just pure amusement. I dont remember laughing that hard.

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 года назад +10

    6:04 Guy sitting: "Here, have a hug."

  • @ChanceToVibe
    @ChanceToVibe 5 лет назад +80

    “And you, stop that! This is a family establishment!” Had me rolling 😂

  • @liplik11
    @liplik11 5 лет назад +52

    "Hey there, it's Josh" and the day gets better immediately

  • @BroncoManiac
    @BroncoManiac 5 лет назад +17

    I’ve never found a channel that literally makes me laugh so hard my tear ducts start hurting! Literally just binged all of your videos and I can’t thank you enough for the laughs. Definitely needed it!

  • @g_boi1608
    @g_boi1608 2 года назад +20

    Josh: what are you afraid of?
    Me:They're afraid of you.

  • @sanwich626
    @sanwich626 4 года назад +47

    The guy who's trying to do things while sleeping every few seconds is literally me when I'm in sleep paralysis

  • @elimuse466
    @elimuse466 5 лет назад +67

    "...and if I'm lucky a big strong man will watch over me while I sleep."

  • @boogeyratt
    @boogeyratt 4 года назад +35

    "Let's see how many things we can shove into this tiny little space."
    My Friday nights.

  • @scnix
    @scnix 4 года назад +98

    so the youtube algorithm gods recommended me this channel, and this guy is the best game tester ever.

  • @imaspoon4522
    @imaspoon4522 3 года назад +1

    I love the cadence of his voice, like how he gets into a sort of teasing sing-song mode that a school bully would want to emulate immediately.

  • @kmpgos4158
    @kmpgos4158 4 года назад +35

    That ending with milions of ships going towards your town really cracked me up.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 2 года назад +4

      The fact that they are sailing a huge distance on a lake to deliver water is even funnier.

    • @Skywarslord
      @Skywarslord Год назад

      Im imagining the ships are so densely pacted that at this points it’s essentially a bridge

  • @ChonkyCats
    @ChonkyCats 5 лет назад +24

    12:15
    The line " it's like Ikea in medical times " killed me

  • @whynotanyting
    @whynotanyting 5 лет назад +81

    I'm guessing the girl who lost her will to live is named Grace

  • @justarandomsquid3568
    @justarandomsquid3568 3 года назад +11

    16:05 so the ship is legit transporting water on a DAMN RIVER

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 4 года назад +9

    5:56 "Finger across throat means death"
    *-Drax, from Guardians Of The Galaxy*

  • @RedDeadSakharine
    @RedDeadSakharine 5 лет назад +7

    15:23 That excited "Oh yes!" is gold xD

  • @cabreira0
    @cabreira0 5 лет назад +83

    i like how those gameplays can help the dev's to fix their bugs, lol

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en 5 лет назад +6

      You think any of this will get fixed? Clearly you are new to the Internet.

    • @cabreira0
      @cabreira0 5 лет назад +11

      but who knows... it it's probably a indie game, their devs must be waiting for someone to find problems so they can fix and then practice more :v

  • @jonathanmaullon60
    @jonathanmaullon60 5 лет назад +94

    *tycoon game exists*
    Let’s Game It Out: “it’s free real estate”

    • @GunsofZapata
      @GunsofZapata 4 года назад

      You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free!

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 4 года назад +1

      once you figure out the exploits, the real estate literally is free

  • @OP_streamers
    @OP_streamers 2 месяца назад +1

    3:05 Madog’s mother when he was hired to work work for a maniac: “I JUST LOST MADOOOOG! N****, MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHASE THE BAG!!🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Mart77
    @Mart77 3 года назад +2

    Your ability to turn every game into a disaster is a rare gift from gods.

  • @allenholloway5109
    @allenholloway5109 4 года назад +7

    10:47 Did you know that 606 is the original number of the beast? It was changed to 666 because people spelled Nero's name differently.

  • @BitcHazel
    @BitcHazel 5 лет назад +75

    "even the river is covered in buckets" 16:35
    haha funny quote 16 minutes into a video posted 3 minutes ago

    • @rayneras1367
      @rayneras1367 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @BitcHazel
      @BitcHazel 5 лет назад +1

      @@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 why thank you

    • @bradenjohnson3848
      @bradenjohnson3848 4 года назад +1

      Your name is slowing down my computer, Holy crap

  • @rob_over_9000
    @rob_over_9000 5 лет назад +73

    "This requires a man-pile of stretching"
    -Josh, 2019

  • @Saigethedaydreamer
    @Saigethedaydreamer Год назад +1

    In all my years of watching josh break games I've never seen him do it three times in one video

  • @vyrv6719
    @vyrv6719 2 месяца назад

    I honestly think that some Q&A team lead has been lobbying for money to hire this man for the last half a decade.
    You are every game designer's DREAM hire for testing lol.

  • @kiaralebron2276
    @kiaralebron2276 5 лет назад +10

    I was laughing so hard when that dude was kicking the candles and falling asleep at the same time. My chest hurts 😂😂😂

  • @annak.3206
    @annak.3206 5 лет назад +4

    this game actually looks great, I am just as shocked as impressed with your ability to crush every game you're playing xD

  • @lucaspravda7621
    @lucaspravda7621 5 лет назад +13

    I laughed so hard at 13:34 it was just too funny! Keep up the good work!😆😆😁

  • @workinghard7013
    @workinghard7013 3 года назад +7

    5:39 you just need some "encouragement" why i felt so real in real life

  • @sui1353
    @sui1353 4 года назад +3

    Everytime I think josh did a enough job of breaking the game and making it hilarious, he does like 3000 times more of that

  • @dudueditz
    @dudueditz 5 лет назад +21

    "Ah, yes! welcome to the team! and also my nightmare."
    Josh - 2019

  • @nuulcoolpro
    @nuulcoolpro 4 года назад +781

    "Let's celebrate by giving you an another downvote"
    -Reddit every year

    • @valcormoore1113
      @valcormoore1113 3 года назад +4

      Let's celebrate your meme...By doing it with youtube, too!

  • @Hotshot-zq5bh
    @Hotshot-zq5bh 3 года назад +13

    Josh:IS THIS A FETISH OF UR'S?! 15:00
    Civilian:DONT JUDGE ME

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 3 года назад +19

    "I swear that inn was possessed, there is a really evil chaotic spirit haunting it" -customers of Scurvy Tavern

  • @victorillo377
    @victorillo377 3 года назад +1

    Literally 100% of the budget went into those epic cutscenes in the main menu

  • @5gonza541
    @5gonza541 5 лет назад +13

    2:44 I laughed so hard I bet my neighbours heard it lmao

  • @mkdmn5
    @mkdmn5 5 лет назад +4

    14 minutes into a 17 minute video, Josh finally allows the npcs to rent a room.
    Then he immediately gets distracted with placing porta potties in his neighbors property.

  • @charistarr382
    @charistarr382 5 лет назад +5

    13:25 is the best line in this whole video

  • @galaxy.nation
    @galaxy.nation 3 года назад +2

    I swear Josh is like God, just finds a random person, and makes their life a living hell

  • @Shakezoolatron
    @Shakezoolatron 4 года назад +31

    "I don't know what it is but I'm glad I got it the wrong way" is kind of your theme

  • @MrHappyFaceMP
    @MrHappyFaceMP 5 лет назад +4

    this is solid, FRESH youtube content. I haven't laughed this hard at a RUclips video in a long time. GREAT JOB!!!

  • @fern4753
    @fern4753 5 лет назад +11

    I like how normally NPCs function as intended and yet Josh somehow always finds a way to break them

  • @AtlasButRainbow
    @AtlasButRainbow 2 года назад +2

    4:36 "how's going medival luigi" XD I'm dying

  • @spectroke
    @spectroke 3 года назад +1

    Let’s just appreciate how he manages to crash pretty much every game he plays and when he doesn’t there is another video with multiple crashes to make up for it

  • @dyjhjfrtt6607
    @dyjhjfrtt6607 4 года назад +11

    The neighbors have a fort wall because it's you playing the game so they know what's coming.

  • @nadeche
    @nadeche 5 лет назад +15

    I need 'How's it going Medieval Luigi' on a postcard

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 4 года назад +7

    16:45 there was a war of the bucket... But I remember it somewhat different

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 Год назад +1

    6:59 you know its serious when the game starts fighting back against Josh

  • @SolarCasanova
    @SolarCasanova 2 года назад +2

    I watch these videos before bed. I guess that explains the nightmares.

  • @KlLLERROBOT99
    @KlLLERROBOT99 5 лет назад +19

    The “oh god yes” is the best beginning part to any video he does lol

  • @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal
    @YourMothersFavouriteTerminal Год назад +3

    Imagine
    You are kicking a candle and trying to sleep and then your bed catches on fire