I'M SPONSORED!! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY!! Use my Creator Code MARKIPLIER on the Epic Games Store for Chivalry 2 -- store.epicgames.com/markiplier/chivalry-2
The tutorial voice sounded like a dude who has trained so many new recruits and watched them all go off to die that he's decided to just write everything down and read it back to each new guy so he doesn't have to put in any effort. It's fantastic
“I’m going to play against real people and I am going to suck and then I’m gonna go back to playing with the robot so I feel better about myself” Online gaming in a nutshell
With his constant war on brands that refuse to sponsor him (for whatever misguided reason), Mark has managed to turn sponsorships, and therefore ads, into content, which both ensures that the viewers will watch it and won't get bored doing so.
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
@@kinjukaida He and Yamimash haven't done anything in a long time due to Yami's drama (and I'm sure other less-serious reasons). I don't think he'd play with him again, at least not for a video collab.
Did you know that Jacksepticeye was casted to do voices in this game, thats why "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey" sounds like him, because its him. At 23:10
imagine - you and your buddies in bloody conquest on the battlefield. a man runs by you wearing default armor, swinging every which way with his default weapon and screaming his lungs out. he somehow manages to slaughter five of your closest friends. when the dust settles, your remaining friend asks, turning to you, “was that fucking markiplier?”
Lmao it will tell u who u died from😹ud think its someone trying to be markiplier n suddenly this video pops up in ur notifications and u realize, it was non other than markiplier himself
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 What's Unus Annus? It sounds familiar, but I can't place my tongue on it. P.S. I do know what [REDACTED] is, I'm just joking around.
Lixian just absolutely nailed it with his animated persona. That lil guy is perfect and I honestly look forward to, and wait for, the moment that he enters the video. That lil backstabber is somehow just the most endearing lil fella I've ever come across.
Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear sky
Except for green giant, del Monte, Mr patch, Takis, and a few others lol. I'm glad he hasn't picked up the deal with the prebuilt PC company that's charging $2000 for a 3080.
Maybe he was thinking about sponsorship without motivation coming from him, because Alienware sponsored Mark to suffer once more in Pogostuck, only because he said he would for sponsorship XD
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
“I’m going to play with real people and do terrible and then I’m going to go right back to the bots to make myself feel better” As an ex-Mordhau player that was me a lot of the time
I'm gonna believe he might've based on his reaction and just didn't comment on it. He could've been surprised/amused because it was such a random dialogue to start the scene off with, but maybe also he recognized it was him and it was doubly surprising.
It would be funny if they added in a feature later down the line where you can record some personalized, short voice clips for your own taunts and war cries for your character. Imagine playing this and suddenly you hear Mark yelling as he charges at you down a hill XD That feature would probably make the battle field 10x more chaotic, but it would be a sight to behold.
I've always wanted the ability to add my own voice lines to games in like custom modes or single player, like I think am an aspiring voice actor and can do some really good accents and impressions. I just want to inflate my ego even further by hearing my own voice in game lol
@@xMythStarx yeah 😁 his done a few voice acting gigs in games now, he was also a voice in bendy and the ink machine. There's a whole compilation of ppl reacting to it, Mark being one of them x
@Samara Cinders you'd think so, but I'm getting the vibe that he's actually a soft/daddy top/dom, where he is a top, but he's a little more softer than the harder dominants that are stereotypical and shit. But again, that's just the vibe I get.
Game: "Choose blue or red team" Me: "Is this Alliance VS Horde again?" Mark: "This remains about that World of Warcraft thing we did" Me: "Yeah" Mark: "And I was leader of the team blue, whatever that means" Me: "It means you were the leader of the Alliance, Mark." Game: 12:13 Me: "ANDUIN??? My lord, what are you doing here? Is it over? Is WoW dead? Are we... free?"
@@andresgonzalez5676 the spyware stuff is fake news. But they are a shitty company. And their biggest non owner share holder is tencent. Who directly is ruled by communist China.
Back in Chivalry 1 I would do Close Range Heavy Cross Bow Archer with my buddy holding a Tower Shield protecting me. It was fun but I would be targeted for good reason :(
i think he actually helps them when making videos about them. they are all supposed to be funny and sh*t and i dont think anyone takes them seriously. i for once started eating more corn because of him xD
@@Cyancat123 The store is fine - the company is the issue. Look at Fortnite. It was supposed to have an actual campaign. Now it's just a battle royale with a toxic community which may come close to rivalling League (this may or may not be an overstatement). The store is fine, Epic as a game company though is just... Not that good.
Imagine being one of the dudes on red team when he was playing online and thinking it was just a Markiplire fan and not knowing that they actually kicked Mark’s ass
Unrelated and kind of late, I must say that I finished to listen to "The edge of sleep". The job you did for that podcast is awesome. And sorry to be 2 years late, lol. I would recommend to listen to "the edge of sleep" to everyone who like post apocalypse things. This one is kind of unique and the narration by Mark is awesome. He is also great in his character. A real pro.
"Listen, you're throwing a lot of stuff at me assuming that I'm actually going to be good at this which I don't think I will be but I will try my best" - Every student in existence ever
@@sandyk9300 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
I'M SPONSORED!! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY!!
Use my Creator Code MARKIPLIER on the Epic Games Store for Chivalry 2 -- store.epicgames.com/markiplier/chivalry-2
nice
wahoo.
Boop
Wow
Nice chilverty 2 is a fun game and IT TOOK SO LONG
The tutorial voice sounded like a dude who has trained so many new recruits and watched them all go off to die that he's decided to just write everything down and read it back to each new guy so he doesn't have to put in any effort. It's fantastic
That’s perfect
im pretty sure that thats cannon... he's the same dude from the first one i think
@@brayachdragonbane7529 nah, he sounds much rougher than the first one
@@brayachdragonbane7529 I'm not familiar with the games so I really wouldn't know lol 😅
@@NathanChinnici08 it is a generation later... dudes trained a lot of fodder by this point
How to tell if Mark is playing a sponsored game: He actually plays through the whole tutorial.
And then proceeds to forget it all.
@@derpyduck264 that’s markiplier for you
@@derpyduck264 Mark: _learns how to block weapons being thrown at him_
Mark minutes into the first real game: "He blocked my throw...somehow?"
XD
fuck me as soon as i started to read this comment mark said it
and he is playing against the bots :D But it doesn't matter it's still entertaining ^^
“I’m going to play against real people and I am going to suck and then I’m gonna go back to playing with the robot so I feel better about myself” Online gaming in a nutshell
I think that's most of us.
Precisely why I always played MMOs by myself and never did PvP.
Precisely the reason I never do online (my self esteem is at too much risk)
PvE’s are way more entertaining for me to play
@@JuicyMilf2.0 agreed; free of griefiing, camping, and other stuff
With his constant war on brands that refuse to sponsor him (for whatever misguided reason), Mark has managed to turn sponsorships, and therefore ads, into content, which both ensures that the viewers will watch it and won't get bored doing so.
Big brain move.
Qqq
@@heideknight9122 from the biggest brain person
wait why do they refuse to sponsor him?
@@erebys0845 because they are silly and yeah
You could’ve used the only weapon that actually works in this game: the chicken
Check mark
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
There are so many bots in the reply section Edit for people seeing this in the future there are 4 different bots in this reply section
Verified
@@fadi172 this guy is also a bot
I'd love to see bob mark and wade play this together.
Yes. They could do some of the less crowded modes and have a blast
^^^Ignore savetion, probably want attention
He played the original... With yamimash.. And none of the comments say anything about him..
@@kinjukaida He and Yamimash haven't done anything in a long time due to Yami's drama (and I'm sure other less-serious reasons). I don't think he'd play with him again, at least not for a video collab.
Yes
Did you know that Jacksepticeye was casted to do voices in this game, thats why "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey" sounds like him, because its him.
At 23:10
IDK WHY THE ONLY COMMENTS MENTIONING THIS ARE SO FAR DOWN?!? TF
LIKE- THIS IS GENUINELY INTERESTING INFO?!?! WTF??
Oh gotcha! I thought he just happened to play the game at the same time as Mark.
Could you time stamp?
@@dumbass762 23:10
"Go blue team!"
*shoots teammate in the face with an arrow*
K?
@@kidssnyder9680 grow a pair would ya? This comment was not needed
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM *inhales*
AMOGUSSSS!
@Realm .
@@TheRealNobodyButu ikr this comment was not needed
imagine - you and your buddies in bloody conquest on the battlefield. a man runs by you wearing default armor, swinging every which way with his default weapon and screaming his lungs out. he somehow manages to slaughter five of your closest friends. when the dust settles, your remaining friend asks, turning to you, “was that fucking markiplier?”
Lol😂
Lmao it will tell u who u died from😹ud think its someone trying to be markiplier n suddenly this video pops up in ur notifications and u realize, it was non other than markiplier himself
"Was that the anus unus guy?"
Gasp mum I’m basically famous my friend got killed by a RUclipsr :)
@@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 What's Unus Annus? It sounds familiar, but I can't place my tongue on it.
P.S. I do know what [REDACTED] is, I'm just joking around.
Lixian just absolutely nailed it with his animated persona. That lil guy is perfect and I honestly look forward to, and wait for, the moment that he enters the video. That lil backstabber is somehow just the most endearing lil fella I've ever come across.
ok
I'm waiting for the epic fight.
I do find their interactions to be fun and entertaining as well.
Literally 💯 percent how I feel
“Thanks for nothing Jeffrey!” - Peasant Sean.
I was hoping someone else thought it sounded like him
@@nathandein1699 it is him!
@@alexschofield8085 wAIT iT IS?
@@Somthingsomthingharvey yeah! Apparently he did some voices for the game!
Everyone above me is gae
Congratulations Mark for finally getting a sponsor, Epic Game.
Ok
Hi bro
Hello verified person
What's up boi
look a checkmark
Mark: Is almost dead
His instinct: Tis but a scratch
A mere flesh wound
Literally Mark in resident evil 💀
@Narri Katti he had worse
@Narri Katti Come on, you pansy! HAVE AT YOU!
"You've got no arms left!"
Mark: "It's just a flesh wound."
Mark: "I will hold this gate and none shall pass."
Also Mark: backs up to let them through
Its called a tactical retreat.
Your kid looks annoying asf
@@lanejordan3142 lmao yeesh that's horrible but I laughed
@@DaRealXotic its true looks at her kid
Markiplier running towards his own team members: I'M ATTACKING
"Maybe I shouldn't have attacked"
Hearing Jack's voice at 23:10 reminds me that his last video was three weeks ago and I miss him. Hope he's doing well on his break.
*Hits teammate*
“I’M SORRY!”
*Proceeds to launch axe into the same teammates back*
“I’m sorry... again!”
Luckily for Mark it's a rather common occurrence.
Wat is timestamp
@@LeHunter70 20:35
“Guys, oh my god, I think I’m playing with Markiplier!”
Markiplier: “RRTRWR”
“Yup, that’s definitely markiplier”
19:32 “Who healed me? Is there medics in this game?”
Meanwhile, on screen: Healed by gamerxlon126
Mark: literally has a hole in his chest. Puts a bandaid on it: GOOD AS NEW
Bandaid* unless that was the joke and I just missed it
You must not have seen resident evil
Tis but a scratch!
@@NoJPG you beat me to it
Mark: Lady Dimestrecu just chopped my hand off
*Puts chem fluid on it*: GOOD AS NEW
"I soiled meself and nobody cares!"
Thats a quality quote right there, up there with "Dodge this you bastard!"
Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear sky
@@AxxLAfriku 😂
"COMS'T AT ME BROTHER" and "AR'T THOU MAD BROTHER?" are still among my favorite lines from mordhau
@@AxxLAfriku i love you
And the fact that it was one of the first things said in the game
The voice acting is just gold, and the general vibe is hilarious in this game
The tutorial voice was really bad imo
@@LannasMissingLink it takes an odd sense of humor lol
Monty Python, the game
That “thanks for nothing Jeffrey” sounded a lot like Sean.
*reads comments*
It WAS Sean!
sean?
@@thewokeagenda Jacksepticeye's real name is Sean
@@thelonewolf195 ooh i was so confused lmao i wasn't making the connections 😫🤣
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING PLS
Time stamp?
Markiplier about to be sponsored by everyone
Except for Del Monte.
Except for green giant, del Monte, Mr patch, Takis, and a few others lol.
I'm glad he hasn't picked up the deal with the prebuilt PC company that's charging $2000 for a 3080.
Listen to the Distractible podcast, plenty of sponsors there
As is correct
He gives too much free advertisement that they don't care anymo
Soldier: "I SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!!"
Me: "Well that is authentic medieval!"
I mean. Ur not wrong.
time stamp ?
@@spooks7076 1:45 and 1:59
Ha ha ha.
Nobody:
Mark every 5 seconds: im throwing it!
He literally said that as I read this lmao
Image playing an online game and thinking "who's this idiot who keeps getting themselves killed" then find out it's none other than Markiplier 🤣
"My king, may you forgiveth me for thy trespasses."
"Because you pay me mahney".
I'm ambivalent about Markiplier. But god damn if this wasn't the most honest sponsored video I've ever seen.
They do indeed pay him mahney
23:10
Seán: "Thanks for nothing, Jeffery"
Jeffery: so you have chosen... *death*
i knew i heard his voice! i came to the comments for anyone else lol
"Finally sponsored" he says while ignoring that Alienware has already sponsored him before.
Maybe he was thinking about sponsorship without motivation coming from him, because Alienware sponsored Mark to suffer once more in Pogostuck, only because he said he would for sponsorship XD
🤣
He hasnt been sponsored for a long time so "Finally sponsored(again)"
like when they made a whole gaming table for him but he was too lazy to set up everything xd
*The title says it all, Mark stabs people in this video.*
What’s up checkmark
Check mark .
@@plantenbak5854 verified people have now been degraded to "checkmark person"
@@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
Verified
Markiplier: I wish I had a weapon
Also markiplier: I’m throwing it!
@Rita :) how the hell is the bot giving a reply that seems like someone would probably write
Mark gets a sponser:
“Epic games I love you “
2 weeks later
Mark: epic games is dead to me
God, I hope.
_mark grabs his laptop, and slowly starts playing games from 20 different launchers, rating each launcher along the way_
@@thegeneralgamer4921 lol
This is ganna probably happen
“This like a delivery?” It’s UPS vs FedX
Ye Ol’ UPS ! Thy fragile package shant not be intact’th ! Glory to the King! ⚔️
Markiplier is the best on RUclips no cap
duhh
Grass is green
Yup check mark
Fax
1000000000% the best youtuber
"Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey!"
*SMACK*
**DIES**
That was Sean believe it or not
i keep dying laughing on that
@@noahpate3871 really??? 😮
@@noahpate3871 I was about to ask that, it sounded so familiar
@@noahpate3871 I thought it was.
“I’m going to play with real people and do terrible and then I’m going to go right back to the bots to make myself feel better”
As an ex-Mordhau player that was me a lot of the time
moves away from mordhau from being pub stomped by tryhard blue team stackers
Bro this is just mordhau but I assume that is better idk
same, not ashamed to say it.
@Albert Wesker Mordhau is more competitive with while Chivalry 2 is easier to just jump in and have a fun time
Mark: "Finally, I have a sponsor"
AFK Arena: "Am I joke to you?"
Finally someone not taking about Alienware
"Spoils of War usually come after the battle though"
> "Unlike your mother"
I almost spit out my water
"I don't have any medicals but I can scream" kind of sums up the American health system
Can't forget the debt
Don't forget the half a year's paycheck they'll be charging you.
not really
Not really
This thread screamed my name
Markiplier: "I finally have a sponsor."
Me: *remembers that Marvel Strike Force sponsored him before*
And afk arena
Alienware
I like how mark didn't notice that the "Thanks For Nothing, Jeffrey" was actually Jacksepticeye.
I'm gonna believe he might've based on his reaction and just didn't comment on it. He could've been surprised/amused because it was such a random dialogue to start the scene off with, but maybe also he recognized it was him and it was doubly surprising.
@@missachua k? mr physiologist
So, why should Markiplier know that it's for Jacksepticeye?
@@missachua he laughed at the big punch that launched him because violence is haha funny
@@missachua I think you’re reading too far into this, it is not that deep.
“Thanks for nothing, Jefferey”
I can’t unhear Sean
It is Sean
It is him
@@dexeronstarsurge Well there you go, then!
Time stamp?
@@christianwoodward1695 23:10
Mark: "I don't like this game, I mean I like this game..." gonna lose that sponsorship fast
when did he say that
He said "I like this game, I like this a lot"
If your talking about 14:00
It would be funny if they added in a feature later down the line where you can record some personalized, short voice clips for your own taunts and war cries for your character. Imagine playing this and suddenly you hear Mark yelling as he charges at you down a hill XD That feature would probably make the battle field 10x more chaotic, but it would be a sight to behold.
That would be the funniest shit.
I've always wanted the ability to add my own voice lines to games in like custom modes or single player, like I think am an aspiring voice actor and can do some really good accents and impressions. I just want to inflate my ego even further by hearing my own voice in game lol
nobody:
jack voicing for this game: "thanks for nothing, jeffrey!"
If Neebs and Jackcepticeye was morphed into a Knight:
Don’t worry guys.
Markiplier just wants his new sponsor to give him MO-NEË.
Seems like his money is finally getting to him
Like a demented gang leader once said
"I have a plan, we just need more MO-NEH"
@@jackrobinson9339 what do you mean? all youtubers do sponsors, and atleast mark made this entertaining instead of just trying to get a quick buck
What about Tim Hortons?
@@polt1664 With a name like that it is probably a troll
“OI SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!”
That made me laugh so hard
"Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey"
Me: Jack?
ok
Aparantly it is him, according to the other comments his listed in the voice actors x
THANK YOU- I HAD TO SCROLL DOWN TO FIND THIS, WAS STARTING TO THINK I WAS JUST HEARING THINGS AND WASN’T GOOD AT RECOGNIZING HIS VOICE OR SMTHN LMAO
@@flame-29936 RLLY?!? COOL :0
@@xMythStarx yeah 😁 his done a few voice acting gigs in games now, he was also a voice in bendy and the ink machine. There's a whole compilation of ppl reacting to it, Mark being one of them x
This is the perfect game for Mark to satisfy his masochistic urges.
True
*his limit testing urges
TIS BUT A SCRATCH
😂😂😂
Definitely not enough person-crushing bosoms to satisfy all his urges though. Resident Evil really was the perfect game for him.
"That's a lot of emotes slots."
MapleStory: "Psht. Amateurs."
tf2: "You we're saying?"
"Not sure if I'm allowed to say that." I don't see why not. After all, being sponsored directly translates to "they pay you mah-knee"
I would also like to have a knee, mine hurts
23:10 “Thanks for nothin’, Jeffrey!”
My middle name is insulted, Seán!
"Hey I'm not a bottom!"
-Markiplier 2021
He is such a SAM.
"Get on the bottom you basic bitch"
- [Redacted Channel]; Mark to Ethan
@Samara Cinders you'd think so, but I'm getting the vibe that he's actually a soft/daddy top/dom, where he is a top, but he's a little more softer than the harder dominants that are stereotypical and shit. But again, that's just the vibe I get.
What has this conversation become
@@butteredcornfr idk
Markiplier: **Charges in**
Sabaton: *THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!*
This is my favorite comment on this video!
not enough tanks for this to be good for sabaton lmaoo
My fav sabaton song 🤟🔥🤟
a convoy of siege weaponry and tools to besiege their castle
Markiplier: "is this like a delivery?"
LOL that was great 😂😂
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Wrong video, mate.
"Ammo's all gone!"
*holds arrow in hand but refuses to freaking fire it
I did this in real life and the day care owner got really mad 😓
Hi
Bye
You are everywhere, good luck on your holiday bro
Hello evil.
@@Unknown-hw6ul Bye
Food Companies are just scared on giving him Sponsors this time around
The battle cries of all the voices and characters are literally one of the best things in the game
“Because they pay me,, M o han nee” -Markiplier
I love how many times Mark spelled out ‘Markiplier’ just because he could
Gave me flashbacks to the 1 million special animation
Mark masters the tutorial
Immediately forgets everything and flails around hitting stuff
Ah, yes the battlecries: "Boinkus! Yoinkus! Ahhhhh, Doinkus!!"
"Why don't you come through the gate?"
Lopez: Okay
Game: "Choose blue or red team"
Me: "Is this Alliance VS Horde again?"
Mark: "This remains about that World of Warcraft thing we did"
Me: "Yeah"
Mark: "And I was leader of the team blue, whatever that means"
Me: "It means you were the leader of the Alliance, Mark."
Game: 12:13
Me: "ANDUIN??? My lord, what are you doing here? Is it over? Is WoW dead? Are we... free?"
Whelp, now we know why alliance lost so many BGs... Mark was leading.
as the Corpsegrinder once said, "fuck the alliance!"
I also said Anduin is that you?
Mark: "I finally have a Sponsor"
_Everybody liked that_
Yep he sure does JeweledLove
Mark: Its Epic Games
*Nobody liked that*
Some random kids: *minding their own business in the game chat*
Mark: _RRRTWR_
I wanna watch Bob, Wade, and Mark play this together so that I can see how many times they hit/kill each other.
Mark: *charges in by himself*
Also Mark: “oh I died!”
Well....
The tuturial guy sounds like he’s doing a Scottish based only off the description
Haha sounds like a mix of Irish, Scottish and a real thick british accent. Somehow with south african in there aswell. 😂
Terrible accent
There’s an actual Scottish voice option in game and it’s the greatest thing ever
22:02 killed me, especially when he started typing. His real-life gibberish talk made it into chat. 😂🤣
Mark: "I'm sponsored!"
Me: FINAL-
Mark: "It's epic games!"
Me: he had us in the first half ngl
Am confused
@@kebblot9085 Epic Games is famous for being a bad store platform, with bad security and very intrusive near spyware software on your pc
@@andresgonzalez5676 o h
@@andresgonzalez5676 not to mention the launcher is trash and regularly painful to use.
@@andresgonzalez5676 the spyware stuff is fake news.
But they are a shitty company. And their biggest non owner share holder is tencent. Who directly is ruled by communist China.
Guy: "Thanks for nothing JEFFREY!"
Jeffrey: *bashes the guy's skull into absolute mush*
If Neebs and Jackcepticeye was morphed into a Knight:
2:29 Mark: I don't have any other sponsors
Alienware: *Am I a joke to you?*
Mark: spells out his name in the intro.
My brain: “Ah! It’s demons! RUN JIM! RUN! RUUUUNNN!
"They do not like Archers" that basically describes the communities general feelings on Archers.
I'm commenting because i want to hear others' thoughts on this
@@BoneSoldier666 its not trolling archers are the worst thing about this
Back in Chivalry 1 I would do Close Range Heavy Cross Bow Archer with my buddy holding a Tower Shield protecting me. It was fun but I would be targeted for good reason :(
@@onixoutlaw8310 my comments about a deleted comment making fun of jacksepticeyes dad
@@BoneSoldier666 oops
Was that “Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey” Jacksepticeye?
yep
I thought so but I wasn't sure 😂
I couldn't stop laughing at that 🤣
time stamp?
@@griffinsonjupiter 23:10
“RRTWR” really got me for some reason 😭
And ur crying bout it?!
"Thanks for nothing, JEFFERY!" *proceeds to get punched in the face*
*"I soiled myself and nobody cares!"*
- the combination of that line and the man's screaming made me laugh my ass off
I briefly thought it was Dark Souls when I first saw the thumbnail 😭
CRAZY BOYS HERE
Darksouls + Sekiro + kingdom come deliverance
Saaaaame, and I was so excited....
i think he actually helps them when making videos about them. they are all supposed to be funny and sh*t and i dont think anyone takes them seriously. i for once started eating more corn because of him xD
@@weeb-chan1926 What..?
Would've been way funnier if Jack's Hi five sound effect was played when Jeffrey Smacked him
Epic: sponsors Mark
everyone: you weren't supposed to do that...
I mean the Epic Games store is pretty good. I got GTA 5 for free on there.
@@Cyancat123 The store is fine - the company is the issue. Look at Fortnite. It was supposed to have an actual campaign. Now it's just a battle royale with a toxic community which may come close to rivalling League (this may or may not be an overstatement). The store is fine, Epic as a game company though is just... Not that good.
@@heyhey5462 fortnite is not a toxic community 🤔
Imagine being one of the dudes on red team when he was playing online and thinking it was just a Markiplire fan and not knowing that they actually kicked Mark’s ass
Mark is a human being, and one that's shit at video games (but i still enjoy his content) his rdr2 playthrough is a great example of that
That would be EPIC
Finally a sponsor!
Mark: it's epic games
Me:
Excuse me what
That "thanks for nothing Jeffrey" sounded like Sean ha
lol
Right
Pretty sure it is him he’s credited with a role in the game
he did have a va cameo in it so i’m pretty sure it is 😨
@@wren8412 ah alright, thanks for the tip
That opening cinematic was epic with the lion and the guy's head. The hype was real with that moment
Mark “that’s a lot of emote slots”, littery team fortress 2, howdy partner
It's my favorite game but damn can't I escape the name "Team Fortress 2"
Mark is the go to gamer, he’s always there when your bored, with reliable entertainment
@Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×62 maybe he doesn't play Fortnite because it's the equivalent of a moldy cabbage that got thrown in a dumpster fire.
@@storsoldatapemann6594 He wants attention, that's a zoomed move
Unrelated and kind of late, I must say that I finished to listen to "The edge of sleep".
The job you did for that podcast is awesome.
And sorry to be 2 years late, lol.
I would recommend to listen to "the edge of sleep" to everyone who like post apocalypse things.
This one is kind of unique and the narration by Mark is awesome.
He is also great in his character. A real pro.
y'know he was just in Canada filming for a short series adaptation of it?
@@BunnyBoyZelda oh, this is why he was there. This is great!
"Listen, you're throwing a lot of stuff at me assuming that I'm actually going to be good at this which I don't think I will be but I will try my best"
- Every student in existence ever
Mark laughing at his character pissing himself is hilarious
You got 3 bots
@@zardus8352 lmao
You have three consecutive bots, must be rare lol
Mark: i have a sponsor
Me: GG mark!
Mark: its epic games
Me: im sorry mark
When your heart gets filled with joy and then instantly gets crushed back into despair in 1 sec 😭
Is the world ending? Mark finally has a sponsor
Did.....did you forget about alienware?As well his other previous sponsors
@@sandyk9300 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜
@@michaeljackson8390 if you’re on crack just say that
@@sandyk9300 we don't speak of that. They made him cry n rage
"I'm talking now!" I was literally crying laughing
Markiplier: Why cant I get sponsored by [REDACTED]?!
Other companies: “Lemme tell you something…. *Lemme tell you something* “
they saw what happened to del monte
Mark: go blue team
1 second later
Mark:shoots a teammate*
Friendly fire hahaa of course