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  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  3 года назад +7605

    I'M SPONSORED!! IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY!!
    Use my Creator Code MARKIPLIER on the Epic Games Store for Chivalry 2 -- store.epicgames.com/markiplier/chivalry-2

  • @lellow19
    @lellow19 3 года назад +968

    The tutorial voice sounded like a dude who has trained so many new recruits and watched them all go off to die that he's decided to just write everything down and read it back to each new guy so he doesn't have to put in any effort. It's fantastic

    • @NathanChinnici08
      @NathanChinnici08 3 года назад +15

      That’s perfect

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 3 года назад +45

      im pretty sure that thats cannon... he's the same dude from the first one i think

    • @NathanChinnici08
      @NathanChinnici08 3 года назад +6

      @@brayachdragonbane7529 nah, he sounds much rougher than the first one

    • @lellow19
      @lellow19 3 года назад +4

      @@brayachdragonbane7529 I'm not familiar with the games so I really wouldn't know lol 😅

    • @brayachdragonbane7529
      @brayachdragonbane7529 3 года назад +9

      @@NathanChinnici08 it is a generation later... dudes trained a lot of fodder by this point

  • @DJB3lfry
    @DJB3lfry 3 года назад +4188

    How to tell if Mark is playing a sponsored game: He actually plays through the whole tutorial.

    • @derpyduck264
      @derpyduck264 3 года назад +231

      And then proceeds to forget it all.

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 3 года назад +55

      @@derpyduck264 that’s markiplier for you

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 года назад +77

      @@derpyduck264 Mark: _learns how to block weapons being thrown at him_
      Mark minutes into the first real game: "He blocked my throw...somehow?"
      XD

    • @fredclement5461
      @fredclement5461 3 года назад +7

      fuck me as soon as i started to read this comment mark said it

    • @trixon2118
      @trixon2118 3 года назад +1

      and he is playing against the bots :D But it doesn't matter it's still entertaining ^^

  • @zarfa-de1266
    @zarfa-de1266 3 года назад +815

    “I’m going to play against real people and I am going to suck and then I’m gonna go back to playing with the robot so I feel better about myself” Online gaming in a nutshell

    • @lestin13
      @lestin13 3 года назад +11

      I think that's most of us.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +12

      Precisely why I always played MMOs by myself and never did PvP.

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic 3 года назад +12

      Precisely the reason I never do online (my self esteem is at too much risk)

    • @JuicyMilf2.0
      @JuicyMilf2.0 3 года назад +4

      PvE’s are way more entertaining for me to play

    • @Goldskull_Mystic
      @Goldskull_Mystic 3 года назад +5

      @@JuicyMilf2.0 agreed; free of griefiing, camping, and other stuff

  • @MrBern-ex3wq
    @MrBern-ex3wq 3 года назад +2126

    With his constant war on brands that refuse to sponsor him (for whatever misguided reason), Mark has managed to turn sponsorships, and therefore ads, into content, which both ensures that the viewers will watch it and won't get bored doing so.

    • @heideknight9122
      @heideknight9122 3 года назад +46

      Big brain move.

    • @warlockd
      @warlockd 3 года назад +2

      Qqq

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 3 года назад +24

      @@heideknight9122 from the biggest brain person

    • @erebys0845
      @erebys0845 3 года назад +6

      wait why do they refuse to sponsor him?

    • @sparky2011
      @sparky2011 3 года назад +5

      @@erebys0845 because they are silly and yeah

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +6138

    You could’ve used the only weapon that actually works in this game: the chicken

    • @mariodude7424
      @mariodude7424 3 года назад +11

      Check mark

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 года назад

      @@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 3 года назад +117

      There are so many bots in the reply section Edit for people seeing this in the future there are 4 different bots in this reply section

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад

      Verified

    • @zardus8352
      @zardus8352 3 года назад +9

      @@fadi172 this guy is also a bot

  • @xXaoZz
    @xXaoZz 3 года назад +3922

    I'd love to see bob mark and wade play this together.

    • @noahpate3871
      @noahpate3871 3 года назад +62

      Yes. They could do some of the less crowded modes and have a blast

    • @L1NK97
      @L1NK97 3 года назад +8

      ^^^Ignore savetion, probably want attention

    • @kinjukaida
      @kinjukaida 3 года назад +23

      He played the original... With yamimash.. And none of the comments say anything about him..

    • @UndBeebs
      @UndBeebs 3 года назад +29

      @@kinjukaida He and Yamimash haven't done anything in a long time due to Yami's drama (and I'm sure other less-serious reasons). I don't think he'd play with him again, at least not for a video collab.

    • @FreakyFungus1092
      @FreakyFungus1092 3 года назад +6

      Yes

  • @joaocosta5940
    @joaocosta5940 3 года назад +1155

    Did you know that Jacksepticeye was casted to do voices in this game, thats why "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey" sounds like him, because its him.
    At 23:10

    • @xMythStarx
      @xMythStarx 3 года назад +82

      IDK WHY THE ONLY COMMENTS MENTIONING THIS ARE SO FAR DOWN?!? TF

    • @xMythStarx
      @xMythStarx 3 года назад +61

      LIKE- THIS IS GENUINELY INTERESTING INFO?!?! WTF??

    • @reen384
      @reen384 3 года назад +41

      Oh gotcha! I thought he just happened to play the game at the same time as Mark.

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 3 года назад +4

      Could you time stamp?

    • @joaocosta5940
      @joaocosta5940 3 года назад +5

      @@dumbass762 23:10

  • @thedarestare
    @thedarestare 3 года назад +1323

    "Go blue team!"
    *shoots teammate in the face with an arrow*

  • @matrixodlum4969
    @matrixodlum4969 3 года назад +629

    imagine - you and your buddies in bloody conquest on the battlefield. a man runs by you wearing default armor, swinging every which way with his default weapon and screaming his lungs out. he somehow manages to slaughter five of your closest friends. when the dust settles, your remaining friend asks, turning to you, “was that fucking markiplier?”

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +14

      Lol😂

    • @smolmidget724
      @smolmidget724 3 года назад +31

      Lmao it will tell u who u died from😹ud think its someone trying to be markiplier n suddenly this video pops up in ur notifications and u realize, it was non other than markiplier himself

    • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958
      @ramenbomberdeluxe4958 3 года назад +27

      "Was that the anus unus guy?"

    • @star4136
      @star4136 3 года назад +8

      Gasp mum I’m basically famous my friend got killed by a RUclipsr :)

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 3 года назад +2

      @@ramenbomberdeluxe4958 What's Unus Annus? It sounds familiar, but I can't place my tongue on it.
      P.S. I do know what [REDACTED] is, I'm just joking around.

  • @KevinRay_man
    @KevinRay_man 3 года назад +302

    Lixian just absolutely nailed it with his animated persona. That lil guy is perfect and I honestly look forward to, and wait for, the moment that he enters the video. That lil backstabber is somehow just the most endearing lil fella I've ever come across.

    • @theloneproton6848
      @theloneproton6848 3 года назад +3

      ok

    • @DarkKnight-yd5du
      @DarkKnight-yd5du 3 года назад +4

      I'm waiting for the epic fight.

    • @MoSquito_02_
      @MoSquito_02_ 3 года назад +8

      I do find their interactions to be fun and entertaining as well.

    • @548Shen
      @548Shen 3 года назад

      Literally 💯 percent how I feel

  • @Aric_EPU
    @Aric_EPU 3 года назад +537

    “Thanks for nothing Jeffrey!” - Peasant Sean.

    • @nathandein1699
      @nathandein1699 3 года назад +19

      I was hoping someone else thought it sounded like him

    • @alexschofield8085
      @alexschofield8085 3 года назад +43

      @@nathandein1699 it is him!

    • @Somthingsomthingharvey
      @Somthingsomthingharvey 3 года назад +11

      @@alexschofield8085 wAIT iT IS?

    • @alexschofield8085
      @alexschofield8085 3 года назад +33

      @@Somthingsomthingharvey yeah! Apparently he did some voices for the game!

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 года назад +1

      Everyone above me is gae

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +2926

    Congratulations Mark for finally getting a sponsor, Epic Game.

  • @ethanpavlenko2434
    @ethanpavlenko2434 3 года назад +849

    Mark: Is almost dead
    His instinct: Tis but a scratch

    • @zoepetrella5118
      @zoepetrella5118 3 года назад +20

      A mere flesh wound

    • @_jwinii
      @_jwinii 3 года назад +12

      Literally Mark in resident evil 💀

    • @Julian-hh3yp
      @Julian-hh3yp 3 года назад +3

      @Narri Katti he had worse

    • @henryfanforever1414
      @henryfanforever1414 3 года назад +8

      @Narri Katti Come on, you pansy! HAVE AT YOU!

    • @ethanpavlenko2434
      @ethanpavlenko2434 3 года назад +9

      "You've got no arms left!"
      Mark: "It's just a flesh wound."

  • @malgal2324
    @malgal2324 3 года назад +601

    Mark: "I will hold this gate and none shall pass."
    Also Mark: backs up to let them through

    • @williammercer7213
      @williammercer7213 3 года назад +18

      Its called a tactical retreat.

    • @lanejordan3142
      @lanejordan3142 3 года назад

      Your kid looks annoying asf

    • @DaRealXotic
      @DaRealXotic 3 года назад

      @@lanejordan3142 lmao yeesh that's horrible but I laughed

    • @lanejordan3142
      @lanejordan3142 3 года назад

      @@DaRealXotic its true looks at her kid

  • @bestenoyan4128
    @bestenoyan4128 3 года назад +1502

    Markiplier running towards his own team members: I'M ATTACKING

    • @AppleWoods6
      @AppleWoods6 3 года назад +29

      "Maybe I shouldn't have attacked"

  • @skyetan86
    @skyetan86 3 года назад +59

    Hearing Jack's voice at 23:10 reminds me that his last video was three weeks ago and I miss him. Hope he's doing well on his break.

  • @lordalucard4696
    @lordalucard4696 3 года назад +525

    *Hits teammate*
    “I’M SORRY!”
    *Proceeds to launch axe into the same teammates back*
    “I’m sorry... again!”

  • @elkesorensen
    @elkesorensen 3 года назад +192

    “Guys, oh my god, I think I’m playing with Markiplier!”
    Markiplier: “RRTRWR”

    • @owenwoolley3394
      @owenwoolley3394 11 месяцев назад +3

      “Yup, that’s definitely markiplier”

  • @salemcrow5078
    @salemcrow5078 3 года назад +149

    19:32 “Who healed me? Is there medics in this game?”
    Meanwhile, on screen: Healed by gamerxlon126

  • @delsea
    @delsea 3 года назад +802

    Mark: literally has a hole in his chest. Puts a bandaid on it: GOOD AS NEW

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 3 года назад

      Bandaid* unless that was the joke and I just missed it

    • @thomasboudreaux7657
      @thomasboudreaux7657 3 года назад +18

      You must not have seen resident evil

    • @NoJPG
      @NoJPG 3 года назад +12

      Tis but a scratch!

    • @elenadenisaion523
      @elenadenisaion523 3 года назад +1

      @@NoJPG you beat me to it

    • @chopsticksstudios7341
      @chopsticksstudios7341 3 года назад +9

      Mark: Lady Dimestrecu just chopped my hand off
      *Puts chem fluid on it*: GOOD AS NEW

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 3 года назад +506

    "I soiled meself and nobody cares!"
    Thats a quality quote right there, up there with "Dodge this you bastard!"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear sky

    • @rivmusix
      @rivmusix 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku 😂

    • @TheAratine
      @TheAratine 3 года назад +6

      "COMS'T AT ME BROTHER" and "AR'T THOU MAD BROTHER?" are still among my favorite lines from mordhau

    • @pyrocynicalreal8405
      @pyrocynicalreal8405 3 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku i love you

    • @Gamering22
      @Gamering22 3 года назад

      And the fact that it was one of the first things said in the game

  • @slabsingletary7119
    @slabsingletary7119 3 года назад +126

    The voice acting is just gold, and the general vibe is hilarious in this game

  • @TheGoose_
    @TheGoose_ 3 года назад +845

    That “thanks for nothing Jeffrey” sounded a lot like Sean.
    *reads comments*
    It WAS Sean!

    • @thewokeagenda
      @thewokeagenda 3 года назад +8

      sean?

    • @thelonewolf195
      @thelonewolf195 3 года назад +43

      @@thewokeagenda Jacksepticeye's real name is Sean

    • @thewokeagenda
      @thewokeagenda 3 года назад +4

      @@thelonewolf195 ooh i was so confused lmao i wasn't making the connections 😫🤣

    • @wolforest1113
      @wolforest1113 3 года назад +3

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING PLS

    • @rileynavra
      @rileynavra 3 года назад +4

      Time stamp?

  • @Mogi-MC
    @Mogi-MC 3 года назад +2901

    Markiplier about to be sponsored by everyone

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 года назад +105

      Except for Del Monte.

    • @githane
      @githane 3 года назад +123

      Except for green giant, del Monte, Mr patch, Takis, and a few others lol.
      I'm glad he hasn't picked up the deal with the prebuilt PC company that's charging $2000 for a 3080.

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 3 года назад +21

      Listen to the Distractible podcast, plenty of sponsors there

    • @wellatleastimhere1974
      @wellatleastimhere1974 3 года назад +2

      As is correct

    • @doggiedoge
      @doggiedoge 3 года назад +10

      He gives too much free advertisement that they don't care anymo

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 3 года назад +861

    Soldier: "I SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!!"
    Me: "Well that is authentic medieval!"

  • @loganstewart3369
    @loganstewart3369 3 года назад +195

    Nobody:
    Mark every 5 seconds: im throwing it!

    • @poultonboys3108
      @poultonboys3108 3 года назад +5

      He literally said that as I read this lmao

  • @kaela_marie
    @kaela_marie 3 года назад +436

    Image playing an online game and thinking "who's this idiot who keeps getting themselves killed" then find out it's none other than Markiplier 🤣

  • @cautiouslycynical9786
    @cautiouslycynical9786 3 года назад +389

    "Because you pay me mahney".
    I'm ambivalent about Markiplier. But god damn if this wasn't the most honest sponsored video I've ever seen.

    • @pigeon3935
      @pigeon3935 3 года назад +2

      They do indeed pay him mahney

  • @RespawnJupiter
    @RespawnJupiter 3 года назад +186

    23:10
    Seán: "Thanks for nothing, Jeffery"
    Jeffery: so you have chosen... *death*

    • @islandgrinch3023
      @islandgrinch3023 Год назад +2

      i knew i heard his voice! i came to the comments for anyone else lol

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 3 года назад +422

    "Finally sponsored" he says while ignoring that Alienware has already sponsored him before.

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 3 года назад +53

      Maybe he was thinking about sponsorship without motivation coming from him, because Alienware sponsored Mark to suffer once more in Pogostuck, only because he said he would for sponsorship XD

    • @desireer6915
      @desireer6915 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @dumbass762
      @dumbass762 3 года назад +1

      He hasnt been sponsored for a long time so "Finally sponsored(again)"

    • @googli300
      @googli300 3 года назад +1

      like when they made a whole gaming table for him but he was too lazy to set up everything xd

  • @Model8197
    @Model8197 3 года назад +1785

    *The title says it all, Mark stabs people in this video.*

    • @plantenbak5854
      @plantenbak5854 3 года назад +5

      What’s up checkmark

    • @mariodude7424
      @mariodude7424 3 года назад +1

      Check mark .

    • @lunar58071
      @lunar58071 3 года назад +16

      @@plantenbak5854 verified people have now been degraded to "checkmark person"

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 года назад

      @@plantenbak5854 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад

      Verified

  • @CourtneyJackson
    @CourtneyJackson 3 года назад +460

    Markiplier: I wish I had a weapon
    Also markiplier: I’m throwing it!

    • @shreyanshsingh379
      @shreyanshsingh379 3 года назад

      @Rita :) how the hell is the bot giving a reply that seems like someone would probably write

  • @Yael-bh3ss
    @Yael-bh3ss 3 года назад +320

    Mark gets a sponser:
    “Epic games I love you “
    2 weeks later
    Mark: epic games is dead to me

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 года назад +9

      God, I hope.

    • @thegeneralgamer4921
      @thegeneralgamer4921 3 года назад +26

      _mark grabs his laptop, and slowly starts playing games from 20 different launchers, rating each launcher along the way_

    • @Yael-bh3ss
      @Yael-bh3ss 3 года назад

      @@thegeneralgamer4921 lol

    • @thefakegodfather8470
      @thefakegodfather8470 3 года назад

      This is ganna probably happen

  • @vinnyluco6327
    @vinnyluco6327 3 года назад +219

    “This like a delivery?” It’s UPS vs FedX

    • @T4509LAM
      @T4509LAM 3 года назад +1

      Ye Ol’ UPS ! Thy fragile package shant not be intact’th ! Glory to the King! ⚔️

  • @actuallymichael03
    @actuallymichael03 3 года назад +790

    Markiplier is the best on RUclips no cap

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 3 года назад +685

    "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey!"
    *SMACK*
    **DIES**

  • @gordontheseal
    @gordontheseal 3 года назад +256

    “I’m going to play with real people and do terrible and then I’m going to go right back to the bots to make myself feel better”
    As an ex-Mordhau player that was me a lot of the time

    • @twinsketchy8945
      @twinsketchy8945 3 года назад +1

      moves away from mordhau from being pub stomped by tryhard blue team stackers

    • @PaintDropMVP
      @PaintDropMVP 3 года назад

      Bro this is just mordhau but I assume that is better idk

    • @Nervadane
      @Nervadane 3 года назад

      same, not ashamed to say it.

    • @gordontheseal
      @gordontheseal 3 года назад +2

      @Albert Wesker Mordhau is more competitive with while Chivalry 2 is easier to just jump in and have a fun time

  • @galaxycat_12
    @galaxycat_12 3 года назад +82

    Mark: "Finally, I have a sponsor"
    AFK Arena: "Am I joke to you?"

    • @lucatea778
      @lucatea778 3 года назад +2

      Finally someone not taking about Alienware

  • @DeathlyDrained
    @DeathlyDrained 3 года назад +65

    "Spoils of War usually come after the battle though"
    > "Unlike your mother"
    I almost spit out my water

  • @wiggywoman5184
    @wiggywoman5184 3 года назад +190

    "I don't have any medicals but I can scream" kind of sums up the American health system

  • @cyan0984
    @cyan0984 3 года назад +105

    Markiplier: "I finally have a sponsor."
    Me: *remembers that Marvel Strike Force sponsored him before*

  • @IchibumK
    @IchibumK 3 года назад +186

    I like how mark didn't notice that the "Thanks For Nothing, Jeffrey" was actually Jacksepticeye.

    • @missachua
      @missachua 3 года назад +20

      I'm gonna believe he might've based on his reaction and just didn't comment on it. He could've been surprised/amused because it was such a random dialogue to start the scene off with, but maybe also he recognized it was him and it was doubly surprising.

    • @MasterOfShorts21
      @MasterOfShorts21 3 года назад +3

      @@missachua k? mr physiologist

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 года назад

      So, why should Markiplier know that it's for Jacksepticeye?

    • @aroe4ce
      @aroe4ce 3 года назад

      @@missachua he laughed at the big punch that launched him because violence is haha funny

    • @justintrinchini3371
      @justintrinchini3371 3 года назад +2

      @@missachua I think you’re reading too far into this, it is not that deep.

  • @SpeedySonicX7
    @SpeedySonicX7 3 года назад +333

    “Thanks for nothing, Jefferey”
    I can’t unhear Sean

  • @freakcat101
    @freakcat101 3 года назад +419

    Mark: "I don't like this game, I mean I like this game..." gonna lose that sponsorship fast

    • @phobiccmaee
      @phobiccmaee 3 года назад +1

      when did he say that

    • @eugenekim6818
      @eugenekim6818 3 года назад +7

      He said "I like this game, I like this a lot"

    • @eugenekim6818
      @eugenekim6818 3 года назад

      If your talking about 14:00

  • @lyddiharvey
    @lyddiharvey 3 года назад +44

    It would be funny if they added in a feature later down the line where you can record some personalized, short voice clips for your own taunts and war cries for your character. Imagine playing this and suddenly you hear Mark yelling as he charges at you down a hill XD That feature would probably make the battle field 10x more chaotic, but it would be a sight to behold.

    • @darkraingamez7057
      @darkraingamez7057 3 года назад +7

      That would be the funniest shit.

    • @captainkiok881
      @captainkiok881 3 года назад +8

      I've always wanted the ability to add my own voice lines to games in like custom modes or single player, like I think am an aspiring voice actor and can do some really good accents and impressions. I just want to inflate my ego even further by hearing my own voice in game lol

  • @atlashashorns
    @atlashashorns 3 года назад +222

    nobody:
    jack voicing for this game: "thanks for nothing, jeffrey!"

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +4

      If Neebs and Jackcepticeye was morphed into a Knight:

  • @thethingy_doublet
    @thethingy_doublet 3 года назад +723

    Don’t worry guys.
    Markiplier just wants his new sponsor to give him MO-NEË.

    • @jackrobinson9339
      @jackrobinson9339 3 года назад +5

      Seems like his money is finally getting to him

    • @fours4ker381
      @fours4ker381 3 года назад +8

      Like a demented gang leader once said
      "I have a plan, we just need more MO-NEH"

    • @polt1664
      @polt1664 3 года назад +19

      ​@@jackrobinson9339 what do you mean? all youtubers do sponsors, and atleast mark made this entertaining instead of just trying to get a quick buck

    • @jamiephilip79
      @jamiephilip79 3 года назад +1

      What about Tim Hortons?

    • @danwhowatches707
      @danwhowatches707 3 года назад

      @@polt1664 With a name like that it is probably a troll

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 года назад +77

    “OI SOILED MESELF AND NOBODY CARES!”
    That made me laugh so hard

  • @turtleo4732
    @turtleo4732 3 года назад +77

    "Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey"
    Me: Jack?

    • @voidwoken1
      @voidwoken1 3 года назад +1

      ok

    • @flame-29936
      @flame-29936 3 года назад +8

      Aparantly it is him, according to the other comments his listed in the voice actors x

    • @xMythStarx
      @xMythStarx 3 года назад +2

      THANK YOU- I HAD TO SCROLL DOWN TO FIND THIS, WAS STARTING TO THINK I WAS JUST HEARING THINGS AND WASN’T GOOD AT RECOGNIZING HIS VOICE OR SMTHN LMAO

    • @xMythStarx
      @xMythStarx 3 года назад +1

      @@flame-29936 RLLY?!? COOL :0

    • @flame-29936
      @flame-29936 3 года назад +6

      @@xMythStarx yeah 😁 his done a few voice acting gigs in games now, he was also a voice in bendy and the ink machine. There's a whole compilation of ppl reacting to it, Mark being one of them x

  • @tobi_dfwt8226
    @tobi_dfwt8226 3 года назад +245

    This is the perfect game for Mark to satisfy his masochistic urges.

    • @magicturtle4175
      @magicturtle4175 3 года назад

      True

    • @apisnundinae
      @apisnundinae 3 года назад +2

      *his limit testing urges

    • @akashbinning6194
      @akashbinning6194 3 года назад +4

      TIS BUT A SCRATCH

    • @Varrbariouss
      @Varrbariouss 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @JLin943
      @JLin943 3 года назад +1

      Definitely not enough person-crushing bosoms to satisfy all his urges though. Resident Evil really was the perfect game for him.

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +244

    "That's a lot of emotes slots."
    MapleStory: "Psht. Amateurs."

  • @Red-jr9qm
    @Red-jr9qm 3 года назад +79

    "Not sure if I'm allowed to say that." I don't see why not. After all, being sponsored directly translates to "they pay you mah-knee"

    • @seran3638
      @seran3638 3 года назад +4

      I would also like to have a knee, mine hurts

  • @briangruenewald7536
    @briangruenewald7536 3 года назад +16

    23:10 “Thanks for nothin’, Jeffrey!”
    My middle name is insulted, Seán!

  • @frostedmilk8065
    @frostedmilk8065 3 года назад +141

    "Hey I'm not a bottom!"
    -Markiplier 2021

    • @githane
      @githane 3 года назад +3

      He is such a SAM.

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 года назад +15

      "Get on the bottom you basic bitch"
      - [Redacted Channel]; Mark to Ethan

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 года назад +4

      @Samara Cinders you'd think so, but I'm getting the vibe that he's actually a soft/daddy top/dom, where he is a top, but he's a little more softer than the harder dominants that are stereotypical and shit. But again, that's just the vibe I get.

    • @butteredcornfr
      @butteredcornfr 3 года назад +6

      What has this conversation become

    • @raindrop5243
      @raindrop5243 3 года назад +1

      @@butteredcornfr idk

  • @Timotheuster
    @Timotheuster 3 года назад +111

    Markiplier: **Charges in**
    Sabaton: *THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!*

    • @proshredda91
      @proshredda91 3 года назад

      This is my favorite comment on this video!

    • @kingink7964
      @kingink7964 3 года назад

      not enough tanks for this to be good for sabaton lmaoo

    • @Solaire_Of_Astora420
      @Solaire_Of_Astora420 3 года назад +1

      My fav sabaton song 🤟🔥🤟

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 3 года назад +129

    a convoy of siege weaponry and tools to besiege their castle
    Markiplier: "is this like a delivery?"

  • @user-ws7gd2nc3k
    @user-ws7gd2nc3k 3 года назад +153

    Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 3 года назад +109

    "Ammo's all gone!"
    *holds arrow in hand but refuses to freaking fire it

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +399

    I did this in real life and the day care owner got really mad 😓

  • @DheMon
    @DheMon 3 года назад +81

    Food Companies are just scared on giving him Sponsors this time around

  • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
    @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas 2 года назад +10

    The battle cries of all the voices and characters are literally one of the best things in the game

  • @Sydlxia
    @Sydlxia 3 года назад +34

    “Because they pay me,, M o han nee” -Markiplier

  • @chaosstatus
    @chaosstatus 3 года назад +133

    I love how many times Mark spelled out ‘Markiplier’ just because he could

    • @sirenouir4250
      @sirenouir4250 3 года назад +3

      Gave me flashbacks to the 1 million special animation

  • @therediodeerman5811
    @therediodeerman5811 3 года назад +38

    Mark masters the tutorial
    Immediately forgets everything and flails around hitting stuff

  • @justgoodies
    @justgoodies 3 года назад +33

    Ah, yes the battlecries: "Boinkus! Yoinkus! Ahhhhh, Doinkus!!"

  • @sanist2861
    @sanist2861 3 года назад +47

    "Why don't you come through the gate?"
    Lopez: Okay

  • @mildlyrobin4978
    @mildlyrobin4978 3 года назад +62

    Game: "Choose blue or red team"
    Me: "Is this Alliance VS Horde again?"
    Mark: "This remains about that World of Warcraft thing we did"
    Me: "Yeah"
    Mark: "And I was leader of the team blue, whatever that means"
    Me: "It means you were the leader of the Alliance, Mark."
    Game: 12:13
    Me: "ANDUIN??? My lord, what are you doing here? Is it over? Is WoW dead? Are we... free?"

    • @githane
      @githane 3 года назад +3

      Whelp, now we know why alliance lost so many BGs... Mark was leading.

    • @kingink7964
      @kingink7964 3 года назад

      as the Corpsegrinder once said, "fuck the alliance!"

    • @acheronta1099
      @acheronta1099 3 года назад

      I also said Anduin is that you?

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +91

    Mark: "I finally have a Sponsor"
    _Everybody liked that_

  • @keyboardsmash4930
    @keyboardsmash4930 3 года назад +44

    Some random kids: *minding their own business in the game chat*
    Mark: _RRRTWR_

  • @derpygamer4280
    @derpygamer4280 3 года назад +63

    I wanna watch Bob, Wade, and Mark play this together so that I can see how many times they hit/kill each other.

  • @GUACAMOLE_G-SPOT
    @GUACAMOLE_G-SPOT 3 года назад +84

    Mark: *charges in by himself*
    Also Mark: “oh I died!”
    Well....

  • @piscesoutofwatr
    @piscesoutofwatr 3 года назад +157

    The tuturial guy sounds like he’s doing a Scottish based only off the description

    • @shazzaisdabest1
      @shazzaisdabest1 3 года назад +10

      Haha sounds like a mix of Irish, Scottish and a real thick british accent. Somehow with south african in there aswell. 😂

    • @looksirdroids9134
      @looksirdroids9134 3 года назад

      Terrible accent

    • @Ocoro_
      @Ocoro_ 2 месяца назад

      There’s an actual Scottish voice option in game and it’s the greatest thing ever

  • @MiSHy1121
    @MiSHy1121 3 года назад +4

    22:02 killed me, especially when he started typing. His real-life gibberish talk made it into chat. 😂🤣

  • @alishakay
    @alishakay 3 года назад +99

    Mark: "I'm sponsored!"
    Me: FINAL-
    Mark: "It's epic games!"
    Me: he had us in the first half ngl

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 3 года назад +2

      Am confused

    • @andresgonzalez5676
      @andresgonzalez5676 3 года назад +9

      @@kebblot9085 Epic Games is famous for being a bad store platform, with bad security and very intrusive near spyware software on your pc

    • @kebblot9085
      @kebblot9085 3 года назад +2

      @@andresgonzalez5676 o h

    • @milest1240
      @milest1240 3 года назад +2

      @@andresgonzalez5676 not to mention the launcher is trash and regularly painful to use.

    • @Pand0rasAct0r_
      @Pand0rasAct0r_ 3 года назад +7

      @@andresgonzalez5676 the spyware stuff is fake news.
      But they are a shitty company. And their biggest non owner share holder is tencent. Who directly is ruled by communist China.

  • @shiverphillips6721
    @shiverphillips6721 3 года назад +47

    Guy: "Thanks for nothing JEFFREY!"
    Jeffrey: *bashes the guy's skull into absolute mush*

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 года назад +1

      If Neebs and Jackcepticeye was morphed into a Knight:

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 года назад +30

    2:29 Mark: I don't have any other sponsors
    Alienware: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @yeeticusyeet3746
    @yeeticusyeet3746 3 года назад +42

    Mark: spells out his name in the intro.
    My brain: “Ah! It’s demons! RUN JIM! RUN! RUUUUNNN!

  • @TzhoOriatee
    @TzhoOriatee 3 года назад +132

    "They do not like Archers" that basically describes the communities general feelings on Archers.

    • @lilstinky6256
      @lilstinky6256 3 года назад +5

      I'm commenting because i want to hear others' thoughts on this

    • @onixoutlaw8310
      @onixoutlaw8310 3 года назад

      @@BoneSoldier666 its not trolling archers are the worst thing about this

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 3 года назад +2

      Back in Chivalry 1 I would do Close Range Heavy Cross Bow Archer with my buddy holding a Tower Shield protecting me. It was fun but I would be targeted for good reason :(

    • @BoneSoldier666
      @BoneSoldier666 3 года назад

      @@onixoutlaw8310 my comments about a deleted comment making fun of jacksepticeyes dad

    • @onixoutlaw8310
      @onixoutlaw8310 3 года назад

      @@BoneSoldier666 oops

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 3 года назад +131

    Was that “Thanks for nothing, Jeffrey” Jacksepticeye?

  • @sneakyeze
    @sneakyeze 3 года назад +67

    “RRTWR” really got me for some reason 😭

  • @Ladychaos126
    @Ladychaos126 3 года назад +12

    "Thanks for nothing, JEFFERY!" *proceeds to get punched in the face*

  • @harleypotter6813
    @harleypotter6813 3 года назад +32

    *"I soiled myself and nobody cares!"*
    - the combination of that line and the man's screaming made me laugh my ass off

  • @LittleCloverWhispers
    @LittleCloverWhispers 3 года назад +170

    I briefly thought it was Dark Souls when I first saw the thumbnail 😭

    • @someguy198
      @someguy198 3 года назад

      CRAZY BOYS HERE

    • @TheHunter971
      @TheHunter971 3 года назад +1

      Darksouls + Sekiro + kingdom come deliverance

    • @dracorex4814
      @dracorex4814 3 года назад

      Saaaaame, and I was so excited....

    • @weeb-chan1926
      @weeb-chan1926 3 года назад

      i think he actually helps them when making videos about them. they are all supposed to be funny and sh*t and i dont think anyone takes them seriously. i for once started eating more corn because of him xD

    • @ibn_adham
      @ibn_adham 3 года назад +5

      @@weeb-chan1926 What..?

  • @rosmontisastrea7007
    @rosmontisastrea7007 3 года назад +55

    Would've been way funnier if Jack's Hi five sound effect was played when Jeffrey Smacked him

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 3 года назад +72

    Epic: sponsors Mark
    everyone: you weren't supposed to do that...

    • @Cyancat123
      @Cyancat123 3 года назад +7

      I mean the Epic Games store is pretty good. I got GTA 5 for free on there.

    • @heyhey5462
      @heyhey5462 3 года назад +3

      @@Cyancat123 The store is fine - the company is the issue. Look at Fortnite. It was supposed to have an actual campaign. Now it's just a battle royale with a toxic community which may come close to rivalling League (this may or may not be an overstatement). The store is fine, Epic as a game company though is just... Not that good.

    • @earthing3696
      @earthing3696 3 года назад +1

      @@heyhey5462 fortnite is not a toxic community 🤔

  • @megatron6979
    @megatron6979 3 года назад +29

    Imagine being one of the dudes on red team when he was playing online and thinking it was just a Markiplire fan and not knowing that they actually kicked Mark’s ass

    • @lilstinky6256
      @lilstinky6256 3 года назад

      Mark is a human being, and one that's shit at video games (but i still enjoy his content) his rdr2 playthrough is a great example of that

    • @hibikimitsuki7443
      @hibikimitsuki7443 3 года назад

      That would be EPIC

  • @zardus8352
    @zardus8352 3 года назад +24

    Finally a sponsor!
    Mark: it's epic games
    Me:
    Excuse me what

  • @primecon9547
    @primecon9547 3 года назад +31

    That "thanks for nothing Jeffrey" sounded like Sean ha

    • @johannareeder7436
      @johannareeder7436 3 года назад

      lol

    • @memedealer6482
      @memedealer6482 3 года назад +1

      Right

    • @Solarmax12
      @Solarmax12 3 года назад +2

      Pretty sure it is him he’s credited with a role in the game

    • @wren8412
      @wren8412 3 года назад

      he did have a va cameo in it so i’m pretty sure it is 😨

    • @primecon9547
      @primecon9547 3 года назад +1

      @@wren8412 ah alright, thanks for the tip

  • @eriya181
    @eriya181 3 года назад +3

    That opening cinematic was epic with the lion and the guy's head. The hype was real with that moment

  • @mankayman3162
    @mankayman3162 3 года назад +53

    Mark “that’s a lot of emote slots”, littery team fortress 2, howdy partner

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 3 года назад +3

      It's my favorite game but damn can't I escape the name "Team Fortress 2"

  • @nonexistentdrawer3815
    @nonexistentdrawer3815 3 года назад +15

    Mark is the go to gamer, he’s always there when your bored, with reliable entertainment

    • @storsoldatapemann6594
      @storsoldatapemann6594 3 года назад +3

      @Çhrîstòfér Pêzēt ×62 maybe he doesn't play Fortnite because it's the equivalent of a moldy cabbage that got thrown in a dumpster fire.

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 года назад

      @@storsoldatapemann6594 He wants attention, that's a zoomed move

  • @bobbobber4810
    @bobbobber4810 3 года назад +9

    Unrelated and kind of late, I must say that I finished to listen to "The edge of sleep".
    The job you did for that podcast is awesome.
    And sorry to be 2 years late, lol.
    I would recommend to listen to "the edge of sleep" to everyone who like post apocalypse things.
    This one is kind of unique and the narration by Mark is awesome.
    He is also great in his character. A real pro.

    • @BunnyBoyZelda
      @BunnyBoyZelda 3 года назад

      y'know he was just in Canada filming for a short series adaptation of it?

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 3 года назад +1

      @@BunnyBoyZelda oh, this is why he was there. This is great!

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 года назад +4

    "Listen, you're throwing a lot of stuff at me assuming that I'm actually going to be good at this which I don't think I will be but I will try my best"
    - Every student in existence ever

  • @CHICKENFINGRRS
    @CHICKENFINGRRS 3 года назад +33

    Mark laughing at his character pissing himself is hilarious

    • @zardus8352
      @zardus8352 3 года назад +3

      You got 3 bots

    • @hypercide7941
      @hypercide7941 3 года назад +2

      @@zardus8352 lmao

    • @alishakay
      @alishakay 3 года назад +3

      You have three consecutive bots, must be rare lol

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 3 года назад +33

    Mark: i have a sponsor
    Me: GG mark!
    Mark: its epic games
    Me: im sorry mark

    • @andresgonzalez5676
      @andresgonzalez5676 3 года назад +1

      When your heart gets filled with joy and then instantly gets crushed back into despair in 1 sec 😭

  • @alexandragabriela8554
    @alexandragabriela8554 3 года назад +55

    Is the world ending? Mark finally has a sponsor

    • @sandyk9300
      @sandyk9300 3 года назад +3

      Did.....did you forget about alienware?As well his other previous sponsors

    • @michaeljackson8390
      @michaeljackson8390 3 года назад

      @@sandyk9300 Food shortage coming soon😱You are going to thank my channel when everyone is hungry 😯🥑💔I expose the Illuminati 🍇I have 2,000,000+ channel views💜

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 3 года назад +3

      @@michaeljackson8390 if you’re on crack just say that

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 года назад +1

      @@sandyk9300 we don't speak of that. They made him cry n rage

  • @palindrome5780
    @palindrome5780 3 года назад +12

    "I'm talking now!" I was literally crying laughing

  • @tylerthecreatorshat
    @tylerthecreatorshat 3 года назад +33

    Markiplier: Why cant I get sponsored by [REDACTED]?!
    Other companies: “Lemme tell you something…. *Lemme tell you something* “

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 3 года назад +2

      they saw what happened to del monte

  • @tdmj.r3324
    @tdmj.r3324 3 года назад +42

    Mark: go blue team
    1 second later
    Mark:shoots a teammate*