@@robertlukacs4954 you're telling me they spared the resources and time to train a peasant to use a bow well enough to be useful? nah brother you're pulling that out your arse
@@lagudoufu That was basically what England did they had whole days in a week when the peasants would have to train using their bows and blunt arrows which is why the English archers were infamous during the 100 year war.
@@TrixMelee it’s going to be really difficult you can do it though! If you can get to last stage as a peasant you’ve still got to survive 4mins and hope your team can do the same. Man that’s a tough task dude. Couple more team mates will help immensely.
I actually tested this out in game, apparently on the last stage if you made it as a peasant from the first stage you won't count as a soldier, probably has something to do with the game code thinking you died.
6:21 I love how they rallied around the hero peasant. 12:54 Look how the enemy teamed up on him after someone said in chat. Desperate. But it made for glorious last stand.
Surviving as a peasant is one of my favorite things to do. Clearly though, you're far superior at it. Man, I can't believe that archer was able to instantly switch to his cudgel and attack after getting hit.
Yeah a lot of the times I die it's because people can just immediately followup after being hit, which is a huge problem if their weapon is faster than yours.
The Agathan knights at his side were growing fewer and fewer, and he saw redder and redder as they were cut down around him. His presence alone was surely the only thing keeping them upright. They could see he was growing winded as his old bones creaked with the effort of swinging the dulled steel through chainmail for the hundredth time that afternoon. He'd put down many an invader since the gate breached, yet their push was incessant and he could see what the outcome would be. He didn't allow himself to mourn though. He fueled his bloody rage with the thought of the men, women and children of his town who'd fallen to the onslaught of their conquest. He thought of Alfred the baker with his wife and children. Of Baldwin the smithy, who'd picked up arms alongside him that afternoon. And of little Alice, who just yesterday had given him a dandelion with a smile so bright it'd melt any icy heart. His blood pumped and his steel sang, as the longsword pierced the red in front of him. He watched as the light disappeared from the eyes in the young face and stepped back as a spear missed him by a hair. He was cut off from his allies now. With a grunt of exertion he stabbed the wielder through the neck, causing a cascade of crimson to shower his companion. The distraction gave an opening and he thrust again slightly to the right, slicing open the artery of the other one. They fell on each other as the retired knight stepped back again. Three more were approaching, utter disbelief and terror written on their face. He could only imagine what he must look like. He'd taken several arrows and at least a dozen cuts by the time they reached the alley they were currently driving him into, and in his civilian clothes he must surely have been a sight. Only hate, old honor and a thirst for vengance kept him going. He could see beyond the oncoming assailants two defending knights were left of the six or so who'd come here with him just a minute ago. Through their blood soaked colours he could see slivers of blue. He let himself breathe for a second before the one to the right advanced swinging his sword down recklessly, likely thinking the old man must be done for by now. He managed to sidestep and dole out a deep cut to his inner thigh, and the man screamed in horror. He would bleed out soon enough, but not before rallying and swinging once more. The older man was too slow and it caught him in the shoulder. The cut was deep. He kicked the lad on his back, where he knew he would remain and moved back. In the street he'd come from he saw another knight of Agatha fall, the last one panting heavily and barely managing a defence. A second villain came, and with all his willpower he lifted the steel enough to parry, before giving a thrust with the pommel of the longsword, catching him in the mouth and throwing him backwards, far enough that with the last of his strength he was able to cut him down. As he did, the third one took advantage and thrust his spear. It caught him square, and he fell to his knees. The spearman stepped back and looked at him with hate. He stared back with reciprocation. Behind the crimson and black before him he saw the last young knight fall, having taken several down with him. He looked down and could see his hand still gripping his sword. It was red with oily blood from handle to tip. His vision grew dim and the sounds of battle grew quieter as he sat there. With a sigh of resignation he closed his eyes and thought of home. Thank you for this video! It was very entertaining and you earned a subscriber. The last part had me inspired and caused me to fantasize a little, so I wrote it down. Please forgive the liberties I took with my interpretation.
i came down the comment section looking exactly for this. I knew there had to be such an epic dude that would recreate a medieval type story base of such epic video. Internet its a bless.
One should not fear the guy in armor calmly holding a sword and shield. One should fear the lunatic switching weapons every 3 seconds, throwing barrels, in his pajamas
Some random enemy: “they are mere peasents, they shall fall easily” Enemy commander: “do not underestimate them” Some random enemy: “their just peasents, what are they gonna do? Win a 5v1?” *meanwhile*
I am 90% sure I was in this match. I remember being impressed how long we geald the first objective and seeing a peasant with a bloody weapon. Very impressive and I hope it was you I saw. Mad fun to see this
Man rose up and became a folk hero in his city's most dire hour. Truly, thy courage shook villeins the land over. With longsword thou slew a dozen men, then pulled an axe from thine friend to slaughter more. Many more didst thou put to the sword, until thy might drew their army's ire. In the barricades didst thy chuck two heads of cabbage to end four or five men rightly. Thine arm was red to both shoulders in blood, some of it thine own, when the enemy finally brought thee down, and in so doing gave rise to legend.
I've been trying to find clips of people trying to survive for as long as possible as a peasant in that match. I was not disappointed. The idea of being a squishy peasant holding their own against soldiers just makes me happy somewhat.
The best knight in the Agathian king's personal bodyguard, disgraced for a crime he did not commit and reduced to serfdom. It had been years since he last picked up a blade...but some skills you never forget.
Under enemy fire. Among a bunch of enemies. Even with a traitor among his own. The brave peasant continued to defend his homeland from the enemy, no matter what.
I've noticed that most people can't distinguish a bloody character from a red uniform so they just start swinging when they see any bit of red and think it's O K. It only takes half a second to really look and realize that it's blood and not armor that's read also if it's running towards you and swinging and trying to kill you it's probably not your teammate(Though in my experience is it has often been a teammate)
More like this please! 😃 I know almost nothing about the game, but this sort of unusual playing is my jam. 😁 With your commentary, it's awesome to see that as a peasant you aren't easily identified. Undercover fighting basically!
I found that you can hide in plain sight by crouching in the wheat fields. The peasant clothes match the color of the wheat perfectly so if you crouch your essentially camouflaged
This Peasant has a back story for sure this was his chance to stop being an NPC into a Main Character Literally took a whole group to take out the MIGHTY PEASANT!!!
I can see the peasant being called in legend as the Blood Blade. Due to how red your sword became through the bloodsheed Edit : Bloody peasant seems cool too
"And thus the Lancelot du Lac had shown his chivalry and cunning of a commoner by cowardly waiting in the bush until the opportunity of taking a longsword of a noble knight arrived. It might be blessing of our Lord, or the mock of the Order marauders being true to not be able to handle a simple villager with a sword-remains a mystery even probably to the commoner himself."
Saw the title and thought, meh, probably he's gonna hide in some bush and avoid all combat. I was so wrong :) Chapeau for the best peasant! They should name a bad ass bot after you.
Title: Retired Squire Boy After 30 Years Of Retirement Picks His Way Through Chaos. Also! This is rather great gameplay! I normally just be like ".....I see people coming F10 now!"
Fitting that your name was Lancelot, because he was know for doing things like this in tourneys...dressing up as a rando and then showing up to dunk on everyone.
Это очень круто, в соло гейме такое не прокатит. Всю игру в топе держался, к тому же без бинтов своих. У меня пукан подгорает от игры временами, а этот черт за крестьянина почти всю катку гонял. Крут
Enemy commander:What happened?... Why did we lose 200 men?... Enemy scout:We got our asses handed by a ragtag group of mercenaries and peasants and knights, but a lone peasant killed a entire army.
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That peasant must have been the best soldier in the Agathian army before this, then he retired and now defended his village to the last.
He's the now retired war-hero we save from the Mason prison
Thats Henry's dad from kingdom come deliverance defending Skalitz from the invading hoard of Cumins.
Massive legend. Lived by the sword, attained valhalla at the tip of a spear.
Why didn't they make him the general's bodyguard, he ain't have a wife
Yes exactly chivalry lore is so cool.
Fear the old man in a profession where most men die young.
Being a farmer is indeed a dangerous job
@Caver-36 tell this to the vikings who started as farmers and became the most feared warriors of the past😂
@@SanctusDracoHey vikings farming is veru dangerous
So good! Its like a hidden spy class. They’re brains can’t register that you’re an enemy because there’s no blue. 200IQ
@_.kerrigan yes
Its like your brain can’t register how to use the “their”
Their*
@@elite1361 Good man
@@dominien6487 Your first word isn't typed correctly, try harder.
Imagine being a knight, and watching a peasant put in more work than your own archers.
Archers were usually peasants.
@@robertlukacs4954depends on the country
Kingdom come deliverance basically
@@robertlukacs4954 you're telling me they spared the resources and time to train a peasant to use a bow well enough to be useful? nah brother you're pulling that out your arse
@@lagudoufu That was basically what England did they had whole days in a week when the peasants would have to train using their bows and blunt arrows which is why the English archers were infamous during the 100 year war.
The final stage would be nightmare trying to figure out which peasant is actually the last soldier 😂😂
My plan is to try again and see if I can make it even further next time, I'm really hoping it does get quite confusing.
@@TrixMelee it’s going to be really difficult you can do it though! If you can get to last stage as a peasant you’ve still got to survive 4mins and hope your team can do the same. Man that’s a tough task dude. Couple more team mates will help immensely.
@@TrixMelee You can do it! I was wating for this kind a video ;:D I laughed my ass out
I actually tested this out in game, apparently on the last stage if you made it as a peasant from the first stage you won't count as a soldier, probably has something to do with the game code thinking you died.
@@ThatGirlSol In the video, it said "Survive the Assault" so I don't know about that
That guy was a WMD.
"M'lord, the enemy have breached the gate!"
"PREPARE THE PEASANT!"
oh my gawd you got me ^^
But my lord, he’ll tear them all to shreds, the children will be in shock.
Peasant: *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE MA LURD*
😭😭😭😭💀
Lmao that sounds like an action movie
"This October, Liam Neeson is... The Peasant"
"Well it appears the peasants have risen up and found swords."
I thought you were just gonna hide but this is ridiculously impressive!
Hiding is great and all but it doesn't satisfy my thirst for blood.
@@TrixMelee remind me to give you a wide berth, team mate or not you are a beast!
6:21 I love how they rallied around the hero peasant.
12:54 Look how the enemy teamed up on him after someone said in chat. Desperate. But it made for glorious last stand.
imagine needing half a dozen men just to kill a single peasant
They needed their team, least the peasant won.
@@cosmosyn2514that's every game there is 10 people fighting 1 person and we always lose
When you where fighting 5 guys as a peasant it does remind me of the moment in kingdomcome where Henry’s father fights off the invaders
Ironically they are all wearing red
Kcd is a very good game. One of my favorites.
What scene?
@@fenorlex1126 the beginning, watch a video
@@titanj7221 I mean the other one, with Henry's father.
You got acknowledge at 12:33 when someone wrote: Lancelot the peasant must die!! xD
Little did the invading army know that a great hero retired and went to farming those very fields. Now they have awakened the beast once again.
Isshin Ashina vibes
Surviving as a peasant is one of my favorite things to do. Clearly though, you're far superior at it.
Man, I can't believe that archer was able to instantly switch to his cudgel and attack after getting hit.
Yeah a lot of the times I die it's because people can just immediately followup after being hit, which is a huge problem if their weapon is faster than yours.
@@TrixMelee isnt the enemy supposed to flinch on hit?
@@ravjesus4848 yes, but some people are experienced enough that they know exactly when to press the attack button to negate the flinch
@@ntfoperative9432 That explains some realy weird encounters I had
Imagine realistically the knights reaction watching the peasant slaughter the enemy soldiers without any prior training for something like this
The Agathan knights at his side were growing fewer and fewer, and he saw redder and redder as they were cut down around him. His presence alone was surely the only thing keeping them upright. They could see he was growing winded as his old bones creaked with the effort of swinging the dulled steel through chainmail for the hundredth time that afternoon. He'd put down many an invader since the gate breached, yet their push was incessant and he could see what the outcome would be.
He didn't allow himself to mourn though. He fueled his bloody rage with the thought of the men, women and children of his town who'd fallen to the onslaught of their conquest. He thought of Alfred the baker with his wife and children. Of Baldwin the smithy, who'd picked up arms alongside him that afternoon. And of little Alice, who just yesterday had given him a dandelion with a smile so bright it'd melt any icy heart. His blood pumped and his steel sang, as the longsword pierced the red in front of him.
He watched as the light disappeared from the eyes in the young face and stepped back as a spear missed him by a hair. He was cut off from his allies now. With a grunt of exertion he stabbed the wielder through the neck, causing a cascade of crimson to shower his companion. The distraction gave an opening and he thrust again slightly to the right, slicing open the artery of the other one. They fell on each other as the retired knight stepped back again.
Three more were approaching, utter disbelief and terror written on their face. He could only imagine what he must look like. He'd taken several arrows and at least a dozen cuts by the time they reached the alley they were currently driving him into, and in his civilian clothes he must surely have been a sight. Only hate, old honor and a thirst for vengance kept him going. He could see beyond the oncoming assailants two defending knights were left of the six or so who'd come here with him just a minute ago. Through their blood soaked colours he could see slivers of blue.
He let himself breathe for a second before the one to the right advanced swinging his sword down recklessly, likely thinking the old man must be done for by now. He managed to sidestep and dole out a deep cut to his inner thigh, and the man screamed in horror. He would bleed out soon enough, but not before rallying and swinging once more. The older man was too slow and it caught him in the shoulder. The cut was deep. He kicked the lad on his back, where he knew he would remain and moved back. In the street he'd come from he saw another knight of Agatha fall, the last one panting heavily and barely managing a defence.
A second villain came, and with all his willpower he lifted the steel enough to parry, before giving a thrust with the pommel of the longsword, catching him in the mouth and throwing him backwards, far enough that with the last of his strength he was able to cut him down. As he did, the third one took advantage and thrust his spear. It caught him square, and he fell to his knees.
The spearman stepped back and looked at him with hate. He stared back with reciprocation. Behind the crimson and black before him he saw the last young knight fall, having taken several down with him. He looked down and could see his hand still gripping his sword. It was red with oily blood from handle to tip. His vision grew dim and the sounds of battle grew quieter as he sat there. With a sigh of resignation he closed his eyes and thought of home.
Thank you for this video! It was very entertaining and you earned a subscriber.
The last part had me inspired and caused me to fantasize a little, so I wrote it down. Please forgive the liberties I took with my interpretation.
jeeeez love the dedication! was actually enjoyable to read
Dude this was truly awesome, I would almost pay you to narrate some of my chivalry clips
@@johnnyoverpour Thanks a lot!
i came down the comment section looking exactly for this. I knew there had to be such an epic dude that would recreate a medieval type story base of such epic video. Internet its a bless.
Be an author. Write a book about that or I'm gonna have to do that myself, you've got the talent, bro.
Tutorial of how to fucking survive an medieval attack XD
Yes- have a mage who can magically heal you with you the whole time that you have a telepathic link to.
@@waderiggle5687 yes
Yeah, all you need is a ton of skill with weapons! No biggie, all peasants have that, right?
One should not fear the guy in armor calmly holding a sword and shield. One should fear the lunatic switching weapons every 3 seconds, throwing barrels, in his pajamas
Some random enemy: “they are mere peasents, they shall fall easily”
Enemy commander: “do not underestimate them”
Some random enemy: “their just peasents, what are they gonna do? Win a 5v1?”
*meanwhile*
Not trying to be a grammar Nazi, but are you spelling "they're" wrong on purpose? You got it right the first time then said fuck it
@@chibi_undercover9663 wait people pay attention to ponchonkaton
@@stillapieceofgarbage1407 In the real world, yeah
@@chibi_undercover9663 nober hed oeg iet
@@stillapieceofgarbage1407 Here, you dropped this 🧠
"Thanks for everything Jeffrey!"
“Thanks for nothing Jeffery”
Your welcome
I love the start of this map, the villager dialogue is great.
I could go for a good bum tickle
Btw, you can eat food to restore hp with "scream" command :P
CABBAGE
@@justsomeguywitharedeyes3472 O U R C A B B A G E S
Ooo thank you, ive been trying to figure it out
how can i yell while eating
No shit
That peasant gonna be promoted to the kingsguard
I am 90% sure I was in this match. I remember being impressed how long we geald the first objective and seeing a peasant with a bloody weapon. Very impressive and I hope it was you I saw. Mad fun to see this
Man rose up and became a folk hero in his city's most dire hour. Truly, thy courage shook villeins the land over. With longsword thou slew a dozen men, then pulled an axe from thine friend to slaughter more. Many more didst thou put to the sword, until thy might drew their army's ire. In the barricades didst thy chuck two heads of cabbage to end four or five men rightly. Thine arm was red to both shoulders in blood, some of it thine own, when the enemy finally brought thee down, and in so doing gave rise to legend.
I've been trying to find clips of people trying to survive for as long as possible as a peasant in that match. I was not disappointed. The idea of being a squishy peasant holding their own against soldiers just makes me happy somewhat.
You are a fucking legend. That was so much fun to watch!
I'm better
@@boozalm3715proof?
I love how no one mentions the pitchfork straight to the noggin thrown by his own knight lmao
I was in this game trying unsuccessfully to kill you.
Based almost ruined the vid
2:41
"oh that's guy's got a dane axe" you mean it's embedded in his nervous system
He was once a war general, until he took an arrow to the knee
knights: peasants are expendable
trix: say what?
ah yes, the mythical peasant who can pick up any weapon and fight on par with a knight that's been trained for years lol.
Imagine being a knight that trained 20 years only to be killed by a peasant levy with two hours of training.
He's obviously a veteran knight that's posing as a peasant to give a moral boost to the real peasants and to freak out the enemy soldiers.
Longbow with shit-coated arrows says “pew-pew”.
@@MrAgutron two hours of training? That's generous.
He was a knight in the first Civil War that retired to the life of a farmer
The best knight in the Agathian king's personal bodyguard, disgraced for a crime he did not commit and reduced to serfdom. It had been years since he last picked up a blade...but some skills you never forget.
Under enemy fire. Among a bunch of enemies. Even with a traitor among his own. The brave peasant continued to defend his homeland from the enemy, no matter what.
Honestly they probably felt it was super disgraceful to keep dying to a peasant like that. Disrespectful, lol.
"Oh that's funny, that man's funny" lmaoooo I've been that guy. Didn't realize how common the coxswell jokes were when I started playing.
This was quite impressive but gotta give his teamate props for the heals
I've noticed that most people can't distinguish a bloody character from a red uniform so they just start swinging when they see any bit of red and think it's O K. It only takes half a second to really look and realize that it's blood and not armor that's read also if it's running towards you and swinging and trying to kill you it's probably not your teammate(Though in my experience is it has often been a teammate)
Really glad to see you were making yourself incredibly useful instead of 20 minutes of hiding in the back spawn like most useless peasants do.
i think that picking up that mace made you stand out a lot more, cuz of how peasants don’t naturally have secondaries.
Next video title: How I got 100 kills as a peasant xD
Please, do it again next time. I will love to see what happen in the final when the last soldiers have to survive
first few seconds of the vid "aight imma go roight in da bush"
ah that's the 15 min vid
Imagine him surviving and the peasant getting Knighted.
that would've helped 700 years ago but thanks
When a peasant has just plain had enough
6:21 good to see the Agathian soldiers supporting their peasant son
More like this please! 😃 I know almost nothing about the game, but this sort of unusual playing is my jam. 😁
With your commentary, it's awesome to see that as a peasant you aren't easily identified. Undercover fighting basically!
I found that you can hide in plain sight by crouching in the wheat fields. The peasant clothes match the color of the wheat perfectly so if you crouch your essentially camouflaged
I'll have to start mixing up my hiding spots for that initial wave so this is a great suggestion.
@@TrixMelee
Bots see straight through it but ive literally had players bump into me and not realise i was there
Nobody expects the peasant inquisition!
This Peasant has a back story for sure this was his chance to stop being an NPC into a Main Character
Literally took a whole group to take out the MIGHTY PEASANT!!!
Yo this is probably the best Chiv 2 content ive seen Lmao! Well done bro
1:06 "Here good sir, you forgot your pitchfork..."
"Thank you Peasant, for your bravery on the battlefield you have been awarded this Golden Pickaxe"
9:10 "no one pays attention to you when you're peasant"
Kinda realistic to be fair.
Thanks for reviving me 😂 I’m the footmen with the morning star and shield
you know it's the end when u see a peasant using a murder stroke.
Absolutely hilarious and impressive in equal measure. Having just played this on Xbox I can appreciate this.
I can see the peasant being called in legend as the Blood Blade. Due to how red your sword became through the bloodsheed
Edit : Bloody peasant seems cool too
_BLOODY PEASANT!!!_
The knight throwing hands for a whole minute lol
"It's okay, he's expendable." - A peasant
this is golden. the best part is like 6 maison soldiers gang beating the peasant and still they took some time to do it !
The peasant that became a knight... well in my eyes at least. Legend
"And thus the Lancelot du Lac had shown his chivalry and cunning of a commoner by cowardly waiting in the bush until the opportunity of taking a longsword of a noble knight arrived. It might be blessing of our Lord, or the mock of the Order marauders being true to not be able to handle a simple villager with a sword-remains a mystery even probably to the commoner himself."
Saw the title and thought, meh, probably he's gonna hide in some bush and avoid all combat. I was so wrong :) Chapeau for the best peasant! They should name a bad ass bot after you.
5:14 came so close to getting friendly fired by that ballista
Praise him, his brave deeds will go down in history.
The last objective is so hard because the last gate you need to go through is where the Mason Spawns
When your entire bloodline was being an Agathian Knight but you're unemployed
Title: Retired Squire Boy After 30 Years Of Retirement Picks His Way Through Chaos.
Also! This is rather great gameplay! I normally just be like ".....I see people coming F10 now!"
Great, but the most amazing thing is that you have a good friend.
Fitting that your name was Lancelot, because he was know for doing things like this in tourneys...dressing up as a rando and then showing up to dunk on everyone.
He’s not a peasant he’s the greatest warriors in the lands and he gave his armor to someone who needed it
When I do this I try to go for the cabbages on the side because eating them is the only way to heal on your own 😆
damn....this shows how much I suck at this game, lol
awesome man, great Match!
Two years later and this video has been recommended for the 3rd time
hahahah awesome dude ! BTW you can heal by eating stuff like bread, pick it and warcry to eat
Fantastic and first place and actively fighting too, well done! I've actually versed you in game. Too funny
New game mode "save the peasent".. I lov it
i love how when your friend heals you he just yeets a med box or something at you
“Does this guy have a weapon?”
-passes up 2 swords…
This is what if John Wick was a peasant
when you're the lord and no one brought you your armor
Oooh a peasant crossbowmen! As the last soulja!! It would drive them MADD lol
Never underestimate the powa of the peasants (Harvesting season)
man got to experience what it's like to be man-at-arms, nice
Это очень круто, в соло гейме такое не прокатит. Всю игру в топе держался, к тому же без бинтов своих. У меня пукан подгорает от игры временами, а этот черт за крестьянина почти всю катку гонял. Крут
Bro I love being the peasant it’s something about fightin as village folk that I love
I literally just protected one peasent 1 hour ago to survive the whole game and then this pops up on my recomendation
One used to say the peasant was quite pleasant ...... SATAN IM READY FOR HELL
When a veteran of the first Tenosian crusade comes out of retirement
This is some movie shit, the master swordsman retiring as a farmer
Entire video was a vibe
Thoroughly enjoyed :^)
Those screeching battle cries 😂
you can heal with food, battle cry with food in your hand
Enemy commander:What happened?... Why did we lose 200 men?...
Enemy scout:We got our asses handed by a ragtag group of mercenaries and peasants and knights, but a lone peasant killed a entire army.
the greatest peasant the north never knew they needed
Now just imagine commander`s face, while watching some swineherd fighting better, than professional guards and experienced conquers
8:59
"WTF is this guy doing, lol" *Zacky_Bro1311 Commends you* and he didn't even notice :P
I tried that myself and died at the same point as you, because I couldn't get out. The difference was, that I only had 6 kills xD