"Just press the blue lee-vurr and lower him onto your dhick!" I'm thoroughly disappointed that nobody has uploaded a video of just that clip yet, it has so much meme potential lmao
As an American person speaking, you have done no wrong, therefore no need to apologise. It's whoever the fac thought this would make a good kids movie who should apologise
Except he did and you did not. "Your humor" is correct because he is saying that the person in questions humor is bad. "You're humor" means "You are humor is shit", and would be INCORRECT. So keep in mind, if *You're* going to correct somebody, don't screw up yourself and get *YOUR* facts straight.
I come from two generations of Scottish stock before the last one immigrated to America - and I can say - hand on heart - as I watched this film - I felt every single one of them SCREAMING all at once And then were suddenly silent...
18:06 - "Listen to me. I've had one hell of a morning. And I'm not taking any more nonsense." I bet that line wasn't in the script, but Sean Connery expresses how he feels about this production, lol.
When you, a professional film company asks for a retired actor to go on a film for the critically acclaimed book Lord of the Rings but instead he chooses "Sir Billie" *Alright then, keep your secrets.*
He wasn’t retired. He was a old ass man. ppl were offering him shit he didn’t know, so he turned them down. Those movies took off, so when he got another offer League of extraordinary gentlemen he took it. That shit bomb so he decided to retire. That way ppl would stop offering him shit & saying can you believe Sean Connery turned this movie down.
So let me get this straight: - Your main character is a creepy grandfather who wants to receive a 'juicy kiss' from his grandson, hits on women about the age of his daughter, threatens authority figures with physical violence and whose main gimmick is being voiced by Sean Connery and making references to his past works. - A anthropomorphic best friend creepy goat wearing a jump suit straight out of Kill Bill who does all the crazy daredevil stunts. - Freakish looking women with huge knockers and botox-injected lips. - A creepy female duck pilot saying ass and spouts random humor. - Plot revolves around saving animals from drowning and taking their sweet time with it like time freezes on a whim. Are you sure this is a kids movie and not something an adult would watch stoned off his/her ass?
Lets not forget the amazing side characters, like Killer Keemstar Soviet Submarine pilot, Generic nerd who whistles through his teeth with every line, Armand Hammer and *Pepe* Roni (The true rarest Pepe), Raptor food Cow, and of course Beaver that never stops screaming
Sean Connery's voice acting sounds like a kid trying to make meme videos quietly in his room so his parents won't hear XD he was so damn good in Dragon Heart, what happened Sean?
From James Bond to Highlander to Dragonheart to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen…to this. Rest in peace, Mr. Bond…James Bond. There can be only one when it comes to you.
I had the luck to have listened to a lot of english dialects from movies and stuff. But seriously though if you can understand Texan without subs you can pretty much understand any kind of english including this one. edit: fixed some ironic language spelling errors lol.
3:43 "sounds... metallic-y" FUN FACT: they actually recorded Sean's lines through two cans and a string. he felt he was too underpaid and there weren't enough ego-stroke callbacks so he did all his lines in bed while the director and recording staff sat outside his room
Hey saberspark. I do sound design for a living. The ‘metallic’ sound is due to a heavy amount of noise reduction. Likely they recorded his audio in a noisy environment and their attempts to fix it resulted in it sounding almost underwater. It’s because they removed so much of the waveform that it sounds like a glitchy, garbled mess. The more you know!
7:31 Don't worry I'm Scottish so I can translate Scottish: right lads I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks taemorrow ,shtupit idea anyway Americanese: alright boys I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks tomorrow ,stupid idea anyway
Wait, so, I'm confused... Beavers are illegal and all are supposed to be deported to Norway. The cop finally catches this rogue beaver and takes it away, thus he's just doing his job. Billi threatens physical harm to an officer of the law, IN FRONT of said officer's superiors, and the cop gets arrested? Also, why does every character look weird and distorted, yet the Soviet sub guy looks like a normal human?
That submariner is actually the last original non-mutated human left in this dystopian future, poor guy must have missed the fall of civilization entirely.
“Now then my lucky lad, give grandpa a juicy kiss” SPECIAL VICTUMS UNIT Edit: Ok so I know literally everyone says things like this but HOW DID AN OUTDATED MEME GET ME THIS MANY LIKES?
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This really feels like a movie where the makers wanted to strike that balance of fun for kids but some things scattered about to keep the parents from being bored out of their minds. Without realizing just how hard that is to do well.
Shrek mastered that because they were making it for older audiences in the first place. Not that kids movies can't have some fun adult humor, but you need to be subtle about it.
"Anyone seen that beaver? I've been dying to ask if she was the one who stole my balls." OK, random historical trivia: it was believed in the Middle Ages that beavers castrated themselves and threw their balls at their hunters to protect themselves and as such, it was symbolised in religion as throwing earthly vices at the devil. Of course that means nothing in this movie so the appropriate thing to say to this is: "What the hell?" EDIT: Didn't think this would get so many likes! A further point would be to add that as beavers were eaten in the Middle Ages, they were classed as a fish rather than a meat, getting around the Catholic prohibition of not eating meat on certain days of the week. Also, the testicles were used as a medicine (although the beaver's testicles are inside the body). Heck, its Latin name is "Castor" to which "Castrate" is related.
1Thunderfire , Latin name as in what Romans called it, or scientific name, which would have come about much later and probably influenced by this lore? I'm not being sarcastic or anything. Sorry, text-tone-of-voice thing.
Nope. Chances are I probably first got this information from Horrible Histories which I absolutely adore. But yeah, if you look at any medieval bestiary, they are full of truly bizarre things. They could honestly be used in video games in place of the usual rats, skeletons, goblins, etc.
Am I the only one noticing a Shrek like aspect here? An aggressive scottish character lead with a hooved animal as his side kick. I could just be looking too far into this, but..
I’ve never watched a James Bond movie so all the references just feel like empty words. I think a few references can be super silly and fun for people who know them- but handfuls of references leave me confused and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
"I've been dieing to ask if she's the one that stole my balls." So, to share a little insight on what the line means. Beaver balls were onced used to make vanilla (I think. It may have been perfume, but I'm pretty sure it's vanilla.) Some trappers believed that beavers, aware that they were being hunted for their balls, would chew their own junk off and then flash the hunter as if to say, "Nothing between my legs to kill me for, here!"
@@aioa4129 Not even close... The third version of Casino Royale, Skyfall... I mean it's better than the one where the only redeeming thing about it is Rowan Atkinson. I've found most people who like Bond movies like Goldfinger. Even people who don't generally like Indiana Jones like Last Crusade.
Reminds me of how Patrick Stewart was offered roles in The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Aladdin, Tarzan, and Hercules, only for him to turn them all down. Then he was offered a role in Chicken Little, which he accepted.
Ok, so from what I've gathered, the joke with the goat is that he thinks he's a dog. Like, he sleeps in a dog bed, there's that montage where he's reading the book about mistaken identity, the pissing on the floor thing... I guess like, the goat is a long-term psychiatric patient whom Billi has apparently developed some sort of friendship with and seemingly is keeping in some sort of inpatient treatment.
That Tom Hanks gag had me laugh more than anything else... It makes me want to see an entire rendition of Saving Private Ryan with Hanks replaced by the model of Woody.
"Southern, but not really" It took me a while to notice but I think they played her that way because she's a black duck It happens so much, and the lower-budget films tend not to hide it as much
Seems to be a somewhat common problem with RUclips reviewers who insert clips into their commentary. Maybe to avoid the flagging bot. Still annoying, though.
It is literally impossible to have worse animation than Trolland. Putting zero effort into everything and just barely animating some three year old’s scribbles would look better than Trolland.
7:55 that police man is actually a well known and loved comedian in Scotland especially Glasgow. He and his partner (not the other police man) both made an amazing comedy called still game which is about 2 old men who are best friends living in Glasgow. Almost all of the episodes are fantastic and incredibly well written and show exactly what some of the worse parts of Glasgow can be in a light hearted and well thought way. Almost everyone in Glasgow was talking about it up until it ended a while back.
Now imagine if the movie featured them. The actors seemed way more into it than any of the main characters' actors, and the police officer showed more personality traits in 10 minutes than Mr Billi did in... however long this film is.
R.i.p to Sean Connery, August 25, 1930 - October 31, 2020 May you rest, as SirBilli😔🙌 Sir Billi was literally the LAST movie he ever stared in, in 2012... They should put that on his gravestone "In honor of SirBilli"
Ready Player One was definitely a fun movie. But if someone is going into the movie expecting a complex story with three-dimensional characters, they should look somewhere else.
LOL well she's a beaver she needs to be fluffy everywhere, including the chin xD but yeah, they could have gave her better design. They could have gave everyone better design
It's actually a known fact that Sean is a huge Scotland patriot so the opportunity to make a Scotland animated film would be too much for him to pass up. It is a shame because he really added some real shlock to his career as a result
Sad to hear of Sean Connery's passing today. Quite glad most publications have forgotten that this was his final film so that his legacy remains intact. Legendary actor. Seen all his Bond films as well as playing Indy's father in The Last Crusade.
RIP Sir Billi
Pressing F to pay respect
Rip :(
I came here when I noticed he was Sir Billi.
Rest in piece, Sean Connery
In all honesty, Sir Billi was what first popped into my head as soon as I heard about Sean's passing.
I think the reason why all of the animals wear clothes is so they didn't have to render the fur all over their bodies.
Sounds likely
@@filletofish2200 so, anatomically correct
When you add effort just to be lazy
Or perhaps because they would be naked. And you know they would render their privates. Fucking hell.
Furries.
The characters in this film look like Jimmy Neutron rejects.
The Super Shiny Mega Gengar Oddly enough, "Barnyard" was made by the same people who made "Jimmy Neutron".
That's what I thought 😂
Especially Jake
OMG Y E S
The Super Shiny Mega Gengar atleast Jimmy Neutron had effort put into it. I use to watch it all the time as a small child.
"Just press the blue lee-vurr and lower him onto your dhick!"
I'm thoroughly disappointed that nobody has uploaded a video of just that clip yet, it has so much meme potential lmao
Silver Feral Thunderbird 😂
@TheMun Talks I would if I had the means but I don't XD
The entire Nuttiest Nutcracker movie is full of memes.
Leevurr
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I thought Sean Connery died right after this movie came out, but apparently he died yesterday. RIP Sir Billi
Only his career!
I didnt know he died ):
R.I.P Sean
Rip sir billi
@@GresOsten same
As a scottish person i apologize for this existing
*existing*
parker no one cares :)
As an American person speaking, you have done no wrong, therefore no need to apologise. It's whoever the fac thought this would make a good kids movie who should apologise
As a Scottish person, I too, apologize for this existing.
It's ok
The whole plot is just a James Bond x OC fanfiction.
ghoulmaster 866 correct
Lol
More like old man fanfiction. A badass grandpa who was the best of the best loved by everyone and fucking a 20 year old.
ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉˣⁱˢᵗ?
@@wastelandlegocheem rick sanchez fanfiction in a nutshell 💀💀
"So a couple of things.. First off, *that ass* "
Saber why was that so funny to me
Because your humor is shit
@@EthanBradburyVlogs well then its a good thing Warren didn't say any jokes
@@EthanBradburyVlogs *You're* if "you are" gonna be mean do it right...
Except he did and you did not.
"Your humor" is correct because he is saying that the person in questions humor is bad.
"You're humor" means "You are humor is shit", and would be INCORRECT.
So keep in mind, if *You're* going to correct somebody, don't screw up yourself and get *YOUR* facts straight.
666 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
*"PRESS the blue LEVER"*
Ah yes, and make sure to pull the buttons
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Make sure to turn the accelerator and step down on the steering wheel.
I didn't think about that!
Go home, you’re drunk.
Yeah that’s so stupid
I just realised that the russian submarine comrade is the only human looking one in the movie
The only thing that they did right
Ringo Starr lookin headass that he is
That’s really confusing tho
That's the socialism in your corrupted soul talking.
Its a Soviet submarine
"References do not make a movie"
Ready Player One: *scared, confused noises*
Matthew Mitchell to be fair it worked with Ready Player One
Ready Player One could do it as it was literally pop-culture and it made sense with the motif
The Wizard: Am i joke to you?
When it came out I liked the movie but after re watching it, I didn’t like it. Cause it was too dark and the characters were a bit blend to me
@@MMFan2004 Yes. Yes you are
“Give papa a juicy kiss”
Saberspark, internally: Why am I still here?
Audience: Why are we still here?
RUclips: Why is this still here?
Yellow Fish: Gross!
Give papa a J U I C Y kiss
Me: why still here?
God: why did i let this happen
Satan: why was I part of this?
“Scottish people should be proud that we have this movie” AS A SCOTTISH PERSON, NO.
FUCKING. SAME.
SAME RIHT HERE MUTHAPHAKAZ
I come from two generations of Scottish stock before the last one immigrated to America - and I can say - hand on heart - as I watched this film - I felt every single one of them SCREAMING all at once
And then were suddenly silent...
As a welsh person, I’m glad we don’t have a movie like this one.
Yes I can definitely smell shite
18:06 - "Listen to me. I've had one hell of a morning. And I'm not taking any more nonsense."
I bet that line wasn't in the script, but Sean Connery expresses how he feels about this production, lol.
Not going to lie, unless you tell me what billi said, I can't understand a single word that he says...
Not going to lie, this is definitely me when I’m driving
Kurzaen It feels like they’re speaking a different language...
His mumbling voice, the weird tinny filter, and low volume really don't help.
I also could barely hear any movie dialogue. But I was watching it on mobile so who knows.
Be happy, I wish I couldn't.
I feel like the movie's budget went into a jiggle physics engine for the girls lol
@ChaosController316 Maybe lol
@missargus Thank you XD
Nina Marques yeah, makes you look like a hope-crazing maniac
lol
@@PancakemonsterFO4 Your pfp is beautiful lmao
R.I.P. Mr. Connery (1930-2020). We’ll act like 'Sir Billi' never existed because that was a waste of your talents.
I agree
It's not even on his IMDB so they act like that too
It’s now I’m IMDB
Is it true Sascha and Tessa Hartman related to Butch Hartman?
Press F to pay respects
When you, a professional film company asks for a retired actor to go on a film for the critically acclaimed book Lord of the Rings but instead he chooses "Sir Billie"
*Alright then, keep your secrets.*
That must be a real disappointment
Look up the game sir Billy bob
Not sponsored wait can comments be even sponsored?
Now that I think about. What kind of role would he have played.
He wasn’t retired. He was a old ass man. ppl were offering him shit he didn’t know, so he turned them down. Those movies took off, so when he got another offer League of extraordinary gentlemen he took it. That shit bomb so he decided to retire. That way ppl would stop offering him shit & saying can you believe Sean Connery turned this movie down.
"Now then my lucky lad,
*give papa a juicy kiss* "
Saber: -. _ -.
*I feel so stupid because I thought the last part is a morse code and I spent a good minute trying to translate it*
@@paralysleeps Oof
Sleepy Artsassin that’s an L
@@paralysleeps bruh, this actually made me cry of laughter
@@paralysleeps lmao XD
So let me get this straight:
- Your main character is a creepy grandfather who wants to receive a 'juicy kiss' from his grandson, hits on women about the age of his daughter, threatens authority figures with physical violence and whose main gimmick is being voiced by Sean Connery and making references to his past works.
- A anthropomorphic best friend creepy goat wearing a jump suit straight out of Kill Bill who does all the crazy daredevil stunts.
- Freakish looking women with huge knockers and botox-injected lips.
- A creepy female duck pilot saying ass and spouts random humor.
- Plot revolves around saving animals from drowning and taking their sweet time with it like time freezes on a whim.
Are you sure this is a kids movie and not something an adult would watch stoned off his/her ass?
Yeah pretty much spot on.
@Malice Tea so are the beavers
RickPellegrino
The film in a nutshell
Lets not forget the amazing side characters, like Killer Keemstar Soviet Submarine pilot, Generic nerd who whistles through his teeth with every line, Armand Hammer and *Pepe* Roni (The true rarest Pepe), Raptor food Cow, and of course Beaver that never stops screaming
Sean Connery's voice acting sounds like a kid trying to make meme videos quietly in his room so his parents won't hear XD he was so damn good in Dragon Heart, what happened Sean?
2 years later...
R.I.P Sean Connery
What a terrible way to end his flim career
@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 rest in peace
From James Bond to Highlander to Dragonheart to League of Extraordinary Gentlemen…to this. Rest in peace, Mr. Bond…James Bond. There can be only one when it comes to you.
Dementia.
I have no fricken clue
I could barely understand any dialogue in this film
Me neither.
@@lincolnmiller4757 same, like, boost the audio levels for Sean
I had the luck to have listened to a lot of english dialects from movies and stuff. But seriously though if you can understand Texan without subs you can pretty much understand any kind of english including this one.
edit: fixed some ironic language spelling errors lol.
Your not alone and it's harder for me b/c I am partially deaf in my left ear.
I turned on subs and they didn't even know
3:43 "sounds... metallic-y"
FUN FACT: they actually recorded Sean's lines through two cans and a string. he felt he was too underpaid and there weren't enough ego-stroke callbacks so he did all his lines in bed while the director and recording staff sat outside his room
Seriously?
AlmostEmo yes, obviously
That makes since
'scuse my language but what the absolute fuck
That's bullshit
But I believe it.
RIP Sean Connery
The fact that this was his last movie it's just depressing
His last movie is Ever to Excel
Was that film any good?
@@josiahagin2100 According to IMDB, that film got an 8.3/10.
@@allenmurallo3730 so the answer was a yes
@@justaguywhowatchesyoutube5588 Yeah, pretty much.
Hey saberspark. I do sound design for a living. The ‘metallic’ sound is due to a heavy amount of noise reduction. Likely they recorded his audio in a noisy environment and their attempts to fix it resulted in it sounding almost underwater. It’s because they removed so much of the waveform that it sounds like a glitchy, garbled mess. The more you know!
That makes sense.
He probably did his lines calling from the bathroom like he did for the Highlander intro.
Why would they record him in a noisy environment?
@@LuckyPigeon1111 Lack of experience. You'd be surprised what directors would outright refuse to listen to their engineers as well.
@@MagusSerling wdym by engineers?
Connery's voice actually sounds like he literally phoned in the lines from his cellphone. :D
Berry Punch Excuse me?
7:31 Don't worry I'm Scottish so I can translate
Scottish: right lads I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks taemorrow ,shtupit idea anyway
Americanese: alright boys I'll be back in Norway before dawn breaks tomorrow ,stupid idea anyway
Ben Baillie don't you mean americish
@@totiamed5926 Nah, it's Americanic
*Scottanese
*Americish
*AMERICANESE!!!!!!!!*
I’m not even Scottish, but I didn’t think that part was even that hard to understand.
Rest in peace, Sean Connery.
Strange to think that this was the last film that he had done in his entire career.
How you end a career: With a shitty film.
Wait, so, I'm confused... Beavers are illegal and all are supposed to be deported to Norway. The cop finally catches this rogue beaver and takes it away, thus he's just doing his job. Billi threatens physical harm to an officer of the law, IN FRONT of said officer's superiors, and the cop gets arrested?
Also, why does every character look weird and distorted, yet the Soviet sub guy looks like a normal human?
That submariner is actually the last original non-mutated human left in this dystopian future, poor guy must have missed the fall of civilization entirely.
How much air and supplies did he have in that submarine???
@@BYERE Apparently about 30 years worth, Mother Russia packed big lunches.
@@Vee_Astra in this alternative timeline the cold war went hot and the only survivors who are unmutated are those who were in the subs.
This thread is awesome, XD!
12:02
"Give papa a JUICY *K I S S*
* FBI is typing...*
*Chris Hansenn walks in*
NOO
He will never reach the truth
*the law & order jingle*
Guido_ Mista1235 FBI GET ON THE GROUND!!!!
The people in this movie look like whos from whoville
Have you heard of the direct to video of norm of the north 2 and norm of the north 3
If they've taken a full body shave. **shudders**
They remind me of the game guess who
Who's on crack more like
The guy on the side at 14:58 does
“Sean Connery’s dead career”
Quite literally, as of now
Yes he has, sadly
That hits so different.
*You said it pancakes*
*Nice profile pic!*
Too soon
26:04 This part didn't aged well
*G I V E P A P A A J U I C Y K I S S*
n o p a p a
*P A P A N O*
Y E S P A P A
FBI OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
Telling lies?
The only decant looking ones was the love interest, the daughter, and the Russian guy who came out of the submarine lol
That Russian guy looked like he was from a totally different movie.
Nah mate. The only best looking character was the Russian guy.
@@kieravermeal9127 I agree.
@@punchdrunkassassin COMRADE STALIN WANTS RUSSIAN MAN TO DESTROY THIS MOVIE
The love interest would look better if her design was more kid-friendly
“Now then my lucky lad, give grandpa a juicy kiss”
SPECIAL VICTUMS UNIT
Edit: Ok so I know literally everyone says things like this but HOW DID AN OUTDATED MEME GET ME THIS MANY LIKES?
*hides in corner* I need theropy
@@Natalie66796 Same.
What did grandpa do to you two?!?
Oof
*law and order*
11:56 "Is he a pet? A friend? A piece of shit??" is a quote I think about every day 😭🤣
Gordon is clearly all three of those, especially the last one
Billis son: daddy look at the top less lady
Billi: i played James Bond
Jake is Billi's grandson
@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 Fixed version!
Billi's grandson: daddy look at the top less lady
conkerthenutter no wait why would he still call him daddy
@@kiindoll Fixed version:
Jake: Grandpa, look at the top less woman!
Billi: I played James Bond
Can you believe that Sean Connery turned down both Disney and Pixar to do THIS film? Seriously, the guy is nuts. Also special thanks to Salty for editing this video!
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Lol ikr
Saberspark I can't believe it
Hey saberspark.
Must say you are fun to watch.
please look up xavier renegade angel please okay
Cool
No wonder it was his last film
His last film was called the league of extraordinary gentlemen if I'm right
@@jakew6162 This movie was made *long* after The League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
The real question is,why did he say yes?
Actually his last movie was this one imdb.com/title/tt5643060/ (according to IMDB)
Kirââ H Let’s hope he does an actual good movie in the near future...
This really feels like a movie where the makers wanted to strike that balance of fun for kids but some things scattered about to keep the parents from being bored out of their minds. Without realizing just how hard that is to do well.
Shrek mastered that because they were making it for older audiences in the first place. Not that kids movies can't have some fun adult humor, but you need to be subtle about it.
The reason why this movie fails is because the adult jokes are too innapropite for kids and painfully unfunny for adults
this truly scares me
Even if you fear your no man?
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meme doggo thanks bro
@@supersonic6113 call me when you want anything else
The "Uma Thurman outfit" actually originates from Bruce Lee, that's what it was a reference to in Kill Bill as well.
Kristóf Muzsik i was going to type about this too but the "Kill Bill(i)" joke doesn't work with Bruce movie iirc.
I thought the comment section would be lit up with this error.
I guess no one watches "kungfu" movies nowadays.
100
So, Gordon the Bruce Lee cosplaying goat?
20:06 The only decent character design in this movie
Because the Soviet dude only pops up for like 5 seconds so it took less time
True
noiccce face
Long Live the Soviet Union
And yet feels out of place.
It's sad that this was his final project before he left us. RIP Sir Sean
They look like characters from "guess who?" (Boardgame).
Lol underrated comment XD Ah you made me laugh hard till I got some tears
They do!
You're right
"Anyone seen that beaver? I've been dying to ask if she was the one who stole my balls."
OK, random historical trivia: it was believed in the Middle Ages that beavers castrated themselves and threw their balls at their hunters to protect themselves and as such, it was symbolised in religion as throwing earthly vices at the devil. Of course that means nothing in this movie so the appropriate thing to say to this is: "What the hell?"
EDIT: Didn't think this would get so many likes! A further point would be to add that as beavers were eaten in the Middle Ages, they were classed as a fish rather than a meat, getting around the Catholic prohibition of not eating meat on certain days of the week. Also, the testicles were used as a medicine (although the beaver's testicles are inside the body). Heck, its Latin name is "Castor" to which "Castrate" is related.
1Thunderfire claps
what
Why did I press read more
1Thunderfire , Latin name as in what Romans called it, or scientific name, which would have come about much later and probably influenced by this lore? I'm not being sarcastic or anything. Sorry, text-tone-of-voice thing.
Nope. Chances are I probably first got this information from Horrible Histories which I absolutely adore. But yeah, if you look at any medieval bestiary, they are full of truly bizarre things. They could honestly be used in video games in place of the usual rats, skeletons, goblins, etc.
Am I the only one noticing a Shrek like aspect here? An aggressive scottish character lead with a hooved animal as his side kick. I could just be looking too far into this, but..
Gummy Saurus Nice Knight cookie pfp you have there m8
Am nothin Thank you :"D
Gummy Saurus I remember what he says when he makes that face
He says, "Ugh! Some *idiot* set the dragon's nose hairs on fire!"
*_I think your on to something mate_*
How dark you disrespect our lord and savior by comparing him to this trash!
20:10 I heard "But yo ass is seriously bumpin' in the wrong waters"
i think that was what they said
@@AshTheQueenOfRodents yeah the definetly heard it
@@AshTheQueenOfRodents ikr
I hate that duck character
Don’t they teach you ReAds GeOGRAPHY?!!
If this was meant to be Scotland's pride...
Now I know where I'm not going to on vacation
Anywhere but Scotland?
It's really not don't worry..
You should of realized how much of a bunch of shitebags we were when we voted our own independence away.
The EU didn't want you so getting independence wasn't a good idea, you would be half an island Without support
They don't want you anyway, OP.
I’ve never watched a James Bond movie so all the references just feel like empty words. I think a few references can be super silly and fun for people who know them- but handfuls of references leave me confused and I’m sure I’m not the only one.
You're not the only one
E
You can now, free on RUclips!
Sameeeee
Especially since it's been over 2 decades before this movie so that makes it particularly groan-inducing.
"I've been dieing to ask if she's the one that stole my balls."
So, to share a little insight on what the line means. Beaver balls were onced used to make vanilla (I think. It may have been perfume, but I'm pretty sure it's vanilla.) Some trappers believed that beavers, aware that they were being hunted for their balls, would chew their own junk off and then flash the hunter as if to say, "Nothing between my legs to kill me for, here!"
Uh, what the actual fuck?
22:31 did billi just shove his arm through the top of the car horror movie style?
Yes.... yes he did
Jeppers Creepers
Actually, there was a hole on the truck when Gordon jumped like 20 miles at 14:22 when they hit the bunny
"Is he a pet!? a friend!? a piece of shi-" WAIT arent they all the same?
Only sometimes.
If you think that, maybe you shouldn't have friends
Parker Green dude its a joke, im sorry if it made you think i actually consider my friends like this.
@@stevenmael Boy, I feel like an ass
Parker Green not to worry, just a simple mistake.
Apparently the people who made this movie were angry that Brave was received much better
I'm angry that they made this shit stain movie in my country.
@@jazzydrawz3792 im offended and ive never set foot in scotland
Future Karate Master I'm offended and I've never even been in Europe
Or wherever Scotland is
@@switchblade6 Scotland is in a little island with England and Wales
Ah I see
I’m sad now because he passed away. I’ll never forget his movies and his character as James Bond.
I am afraid of no man....But that...thing...
Sir Billi...
*It scares me*
Me too
true, Sir Billi is no man
No this is patrick *unrecognizable mumbling*
"No no, I Ain't talking about that freak alright...... He's not here is she? HOW DO I GET THIS FRICKIN THING OFF"
I fear no man... But this thing... it scares me...
Bill's Billy goat named Billy, dressed as a kill bill character, billception
dalek 305 the goats name was Gordon...
*_insert overrated sound effect usually used whenever someone gets exposed piled up with the r/ thing from reddit_*
space dorito FUCK
Actually, the goat's name is Gordon
@@parker-boy98 *_woooosh 2x_*
OMG those characters! It`s like they took the characters from Jimmy Neutron and worked them over with a pipewrench in a dark alley.
Lol
I died when i saw this comment
And threw up Dr Seuss books over it
with a blindfold on
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sean Connery doubling down on domestic abuse was my first time as kid I went "huh, that's actually not very cool"
I can’t believe the first time I heard about the “beloved” James Bond actor supporting and possibly committing domestic abuse was a Saberspark video
Finally someone mentioning this!
"Give papa a juice kiss ಸ_ಸ"
Me: ohhhh hell naw
Me:WHAT THE FU--
HHHNNONONO *N O*
Sean Connery's final film.
*God joined*
It's Sir Billi.
*God left*
*Satan joined*
Satan: "Ohh fuck this"
*Satan left*
@@Sonichero151 hahaha lol
Is it bad to say that I would rather it have been League of extraordinary gentleman
@@aguynamelex3146 Of course not. That movie was like The Godfather compared to this pile of crap.
Anybody else glad that Sean Connery wasn't in The Lord of the Rings?
strawberrybubbles32 Yes. Lord of the Rings is iconic.
what a cute name
@@catalinaargyriou8603 thank you :)
@GGR Makes thank you :)
XDDD
Is it weird this is the first video I thought about watching once I heard about Sean Connerys death?
Nah 'cause i instantly thought of this video also 😂
nope, i also instantly thought of this
Yes, it showsa limited awareness. js
I literally just woke up and saw this uploaded. Thank you, Saberspark!
Sarkonic some weird wake up call this is
Sarkonic the same here!
Sarkonic its 16:01 in our country England
It's 11 PM in mine
Saaame
And you passed overthe 'forget Indiana Jones things' when Connery's best movie is, hands down, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Jesse Willey the father/son dynamic was simply incredible. What’s more amazing is Sean is only 12 years older than Ford
What about gold finger?
@@aioa4129 Goldfinger is a goodish Bond movie. Last Crusade is a great any kind of movie.
@Jesse Willey I love last crusade, it’s the best Indiana Jones movie but gold finger is one of the best James Bond movies
@@aioa4129 Not even close... The third version of Casino Royale, Skyfall... I mean it's better than the one where the only redeeming thing about it is Rowan Atkinson.
I've found most people who like Bond movies like Goldfinger. Even people who don't generally like Indiana Jones like Last Crusade.
Finally here early, I look forward to every single video from this channel! Thanks for continuing to make me laugh, Saber❤️
Bri B you're 9th not first
Plus, no one cares
I just wanted to nap but this interrupted my plans.
Technically this isn't Sean Connery's last released film as, Ever to Excel was released in May of 2012 while this was released in April of 2012.
Was that movie (Ever to Excel) good?
It's just documentary about St Andrews University @@mariajimenafigueroa233
Give Papa A Juicy Kiss
Knock Knock...FBI OPEN UP!
No one else like this comment! 69 is perfect for this! XD
*WRECKS EVERTHING*
*sirens in the background*
@@WillieManga dude
Billi: Oh crap!
*"But maaa it's just me boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"*
2003 chevy tracker YES!! I was looking for this comment!
*disoriented bagpipes play in the background*
Wow I'm stupid I thought it was "but mom it's just an arroooooooooooooooooooo" I didn't look at the "weapon" btw
i don't get it
Zen the Demon I’m guessing I need to see the movie to get th
Reminds me of how Patrick Stewart was offered roles in The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Aladdin, Tarzan, and Hercules, only for him to turn them all down. Then he was offered a role in Chicken Little, which he accepted.
Chicken Little was still a good movie to me... ;~;
later on Patrick Stewart would accept a role for the emoji movie
To be fair he was sick of being type casted
Ok, so from what I've gathered, the joke with the goat is that he thinks he's a dog.
Like, he sleeps in a dog bed, there's that montage where he's reading the book about mistaken identity, the pissing on the floor thing...
I guess like, the goat is a long-term psychiatric patient whom Billi has apparently developed some sort of friendship with and seemingly is keeping in some sort of inpatient treatment.
That Tom Hanks gag had me laugh more than anything else... It makes me want to see an entire rendition of Saving Private Ryan with Hanks replaced by the model of Woody.
"Southern, but not really"
It took me a while to notice
but I think they played her that way because she's a black duck
It happens so much, and the lower-budget films tend not to hide it as much
Macaroni and Cliches I noticed that too! I was trying to figure out what her accent was and then I was like...“black??”
I-
This duck sounds white as hell but aight
@@magnificloud The voice actor's probably white try to have a "black voice" for the character.
@@diurnarius8722 and as a black girl this gives me physical pain realizing that's what these dumbasses were trying to do
It felt super racist to me and couldn't put my finger on why, but you're right.
Sean Connery's
Sexual Charged
Scottish Cartoon
That's a lot of SC
LAW AND ORDER VICTIMS UNIT
You know its bad when you've never watched a Sean Connery James Bond movie but you can just tell when they are referencing it
Yeah, those hurt me every time they came up. I love his Bond movies, but the references were super cringy. What a terrible movie.
0:30 is that sheen from jimmy neutron on the very right?
19:13 and there's jimmy!
I don't know maybe they are.
I thought I was the only 1 who saw them.
Total genius
“Give papa a juicy kiss.”
“But I’m not your son.”
"Moist.."
“He’s a molestor he’s a child molestor”
"Papa" can also mean grandpa
21:14 Noooooooo!!
SkepticalGaming funny
Is it just me or is it impossible to understand a word of what "Billi" is saying *even with the volume all the way up?*
I was having the same issues. I just gave up half way through and listened to him mumble xD
its not just you
I can hear him mumbling but it's hard in general.
Seems to be a somewhat common problem with RUclips reviewers who insert clips into their commentary. Maybe to avoid the flagging bot. Still annoying, though.
Yeah. Particularly around 12:15-12:26. I mean, what the f*ck is he even saying? Even as max volume, it's almost impossible to hear it.
I am quickly starting to understand why SNL chose to portray Sean Connery as a perverted old Scotsman in those Celebrity Jeopardy! sketches.
Johnny Johnny.
Yes papa?
*GIVE PAPA A J U I C Y K I S S .*
*no papa...*
astropale TELLING LIEEES??
Uhh.. papa?
I very much regret clicking the “view replies button”. Welp! Bleach time!
Hi there Hello here, I have a storage of brain bleach in the back.
looking back at my reply, I realized that it's the worst reply I've ever made....welp time for some bleach!
Johnny Johnny
WHAT DO U WANT PAPA IM PLAYING FORTNITE
Uhh stop plz stop playing son lets act
NEVER!
TELLING LIES?
I hate you papa.
At least the animation is not glitchy like Trolland
Yeah but it doust mean it’s good
When you have to compare the movie to trolland if you want it to look good, the movie's pretty bad... Maybe not terrible, but pretty bad !
Metroz Eegle Both are crap
It's still awful nonetheless.
It is literally impossible to have worse animation than Trolland. Putting zero effort into everything and just barely animating some three year old’s scribbles would look better than Trolland.
*_The voice actors sound depressed, I'm not surprised_*
They should have hired me haha 😔
_Yes, yes they should of_
I just got reminded today that this was Sean Connerys last film ever
RIP my favourite Bond
,, Give papa a juicy kiss"
Saberspark:* looks absolut disgusted *
Me :* dying *
Meh:Calls FBI
@@mocathecherrycola1716 FBI : ,,Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him."
Give papa a *J U I C Y* kiss
ruclips.net/video/uedw5flJ9M8/видео.html
Me: WTF
7:55 that police man is actually a well known and loved comedian in Scotland especially Glasgow. He and his partner (not the other police man) both made an amazing comedy called still game which is about 2 old men who are best friends living in Glasgow. Almost all of the episodes are fantastic and incredibly well written and show exactly what some of the worse parts of Glasgow can be in a light hearted and well thought way. Almost everyone in Glasgow was talking about it up until it ended a while back.
Loved that program
Just so we’re clear it’s pronounced glaz-go not glass-gow right?
Now imagine if the movie featured them. The actors seemed way more into it than any of the main characters' actors, and the police officer showed more personality traits in 10 minutes than Mr Billi did in... however long this film is.
I also said this lol, Still game is amazing
"give papa a juicy kiss"
oh no
guest_01 I'M CALLING EVERY AGENCY I KNOW!
CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES
*FBI* *OPEN* *UP*
"Dat is not da wae"
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
R.i.p to Sean Connery, August 25, 1930 - October 31, 2020
May you rest, as SirBilli😔🙌
Sir Billi was literally the LAST movie he ever stared in, in 2012...
They should put that on his gravestone
"In honor of SirBilli"
Just curious, what will be on yours?
This looks like it wants to be hoodwinked.
At least Hoodwinked is better then this crap
Hoodwinked was one of my favorite childhood films 😂 I don’t care for the second one tho
That movie was great
@@kloverleavezisdeadlol same
@@kloverleavezisdeadlol there was a-
"A movie cant just be refrences"
Hollywood: hold my beer
*releases ready player one*
TheDalekDoctor Personally, I loved Ready Player One. It was pretty much one huge trip down memory lane, and the CGI was great.
Yeah but it was a really fun movie
Kaden Kim agreed
Ready Player One was definitely a fun movie. But if someone is going into the movie expecting a complex story with three-dimensional characters, they should look somewhere else.
Ready player one is the no 1 best movie of 2018 in my opinion
Aaa I love it so much when you upload!! I love to hear and see what you review
Unknown Draw it’s always a good day when saberspark uploads!
Unknown Draw get out furry
Bless this comment.
18:47 Saber: Literally says the beaver's name. Continues to call her "the beaver".
The girl beavers chin is bigger than my Pokemon Card Collection.
LOL well she's a beaver she needs to be fluffy everywhere, including the chin xD but yeah, they could have gave her better design. They could have gave everyone better design
Hey Saber... Give papa a big juicy kiss
oo yes daddy
Oh
My character is a female so uhh it’s gotta be the-
Shit this isn’t ROBLOX
No thank you
@BaconHairSuggest The Small RUclips Channel
Come her and give papa that juicy kiss ;D
I. Am. From. Scotland.
This is offensive.
( The film not the review )
Zip Doodles I. Am. Offensive.
This is from Scotland.
(XD jk)
I'm offended by the bad film
Zip Doodles ah fuck I’ve been gnomed
Boi I am so sorry. This movie is a disgrace and a horrible rep for Scotland.
THIS MOVIE'S EXISTENCE BRINGS GREAT SHAME UPON OUR COUNTRY. THE GREAT LAND THAT IS SCOTLAND
Rip Sean Connery it's tragic to think that this is your final movie..
*YOU ARE CRAZY UGLY*
-Finn the human
(September 30th, 2018 colorized)
OOF
I rewatched that 738 times and died laughing
Finn's the best
It's actually a known fact that Sean is a huge Scotland patriot so the opportunity to make a Scotland animated film would be too much for him to pass up. It is a shame because he really added some real shlock to his career as a result
What about the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
He's such a patriot he can only be in Scotland a certain amount of days because of his tax exile status.
I don't think he cares. His legacy would remain regardless he'd rather big up scotland
Is the sound off for anyone else? I can barely hear dialogue from the movie it's so soft, but Saber's voice overs are fine.
Yeah, I had to turn up my volume just to hear it.
Same
Think that's how the movie is.
...Bad audio... :/
Me too, I had the sound up all the way and still couldn't hear it.
They muted the sound effects in the background and stuff and made it sound weak.
Sad to hear of Sean Connery's passing today. Quite glad most publications have forgotten that this was his final film so that his legacy remains intact. Legendary actor. Seen all his Bond films as well as playing Indy's father in The Last Crusade.
Saber me lad you never stop making me laugh keep it going 👍