What the HELL is Elf Bowling the Movie? - Christmas Crap

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  6 лет назад +1728

    This is possibly one of the most pointless Christmas movies ever made...
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    • @alexhart9267
      @alexhart9267 6 лет назад +21

      Saberspark I love Christmas but why is a lot of CRAP come from it?!

    • @ciarasgoldengaming3725
      @ciarasgoldengaming3725 6 лет назад +5

      Saberspark yeah DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS SHITTY MOVIE KIDS!

    • @spongecrocker1345
      @spongecrocker1345 6 лет назад +4

      I meet Tom Kenny

    • @RoriHeere
      @RoriHeere 6 лет назад +16

      Can you review Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas? It is so cringy that while we were watching this in class, I almost walked out of the room. It is based on Elf, but it has none of the magic from that movie.

    • @mix3k818
      @mix3k818 6 лет назад +5

      We need a new Bubsy game with the same color style as the first games, more stages and of course, some more purrsonality.
      Wait, this is a Saberspark video?
      This movie looks like trash. I hope you didn't turn insane from this pile of outdated CGI garbage.

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 6 лет назад +2490

    "This is like a chick flick dude, except instead of a bunch of smoking babes it's a munchkin and a fat guy" *cries*

    • @egill624
      @egill624 6 лет назад +146

      *I have crippling depression*

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 6 лет назад +172

      Honestly out of the whole movie that is the closet thing to a joke and I have to admit do to the rest of the movie I actually found it funny.

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 6 лет назад +38

      W H E E Z E

    • @EddieMillerStudios
      @EddieMillerStudios 6 лет назад +81

      "I'm gonna take what he just said, and post it as a review on Amazon."

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +47

      *Saberspark posts that as a review on Amazon*

  • @rbfloat
    @rbfloat 6 лет назад +2591

    This movie suffers from what I like to call Shrek Syndrome. People think Shrek was solely popular because of adult humor and fail to realize that Shrek was a good movie due to the satire, good characters, a planned out plot and actual humor.

    • @jacksonturner3623
      @jacksonturner3623 6 лет назад +39

      Arreee you being sarcastic or not
      Don't want to end up on r/wooosh

    • @mduardo
      @mduardo 6 лет назад +138

      Yeah, but the Lord Farquaad bone scene is pure GOLD

    • @Darkcyndermaya
      @Darkcyndermaya 6 лет назад +167

      @@jacksonturner3623
      No it's actually a good point.
      Shrek is good satire.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 6 лет назад +33

      Rootbeerfloat Productions
      Chicken Little is a prime example of that!

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 6 лет назад +42

      Wow, didn't think other people thought that. I mean, I think Shrek used up it's potential come the third movie (by which I mean the first two where good. 3 and 4 are bad). But again, Shrek knew what it was doing when it started. Wish people could see that.

  • @NormasWitnesses
    @NormasWitnesses 5 лет назад +2263

    Even in a movie this bad, Tom Kenny is *always* a welcome prescence.

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 5 лет назад +75

      He's also in one scene in Re-Animated: that shitty live action/animation hybrid movie from cartoon network and he's the only person who's still even giving half a damn for a single scene. (Where he was actually there and not just doing a character voice)

    • @pinkfox9364
      @pinkfox9364 5 лет назад +54

      Tom Kenny is KING

    • @christopherwallace7903
      @christopherwallace7903 4 года назад +19

      Nicholas Salmons You want to hear him sing about exposed breasts? No? Well, here you go...

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +38

      His voice is the one thing that sustains your sanity in this

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +23

      But the stuff the script has him do is just... uncomfortable. The way he said "Detroit" was particularly weird.

  • @AlphonzeBechstein
    @AlphonzeBechstein 5 лет назад +914

    This is ironic because Tom Kenny got he idea for the Spongebob voice from a disgruntled mall elf

    • @brodiero-solar302
      @brodiero-solar302 4 года назад +22

      yeah

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 4 года назад +12

      I thought he based it off of Elroy.

    • @minaashido5678
      @minaashido5678 4 года назад +16

      No wonder SpongeBob is so obnoxious

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +7

      That's not irony that's coincidence

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +33

      @@brodiero-solar302 if it wasn't for the Christmas shit I wouldn't fucking work!

  • @sandskrit13
    @sandskrit13 6 лет назад +615

    The main villain has manic depression, owns a sweatshop, and sings about how great slavery is.
    _Is this the right movie?_

  • @ladylunaginaofgames40
    @ladylunaginaofgames40 5 лет назад +1487

    14 hundred years? Not only is the inventory is unrealistic, but Santa's origins are unrealistic since the type of pirate he represents didn't exist until 1400-1500 A.D. He should of been a Viking.

    • @MrSpeedysam60
      @MrSpeedysam60 5 лет назад +174

      Considering the fact that parts of Santa originated from Odin, that seems highly appropriate.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +12

      @@MrSpeedysam60 Okay then

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +7

      @@MrSpeedysam60 Is that also where the elves came from?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +16

      @@MrSpeedysam60 So Santa Claus is Odin?

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 5 лет назад +69

      Odin was Santa the whole time, he didn't die in Ragnarok, instead he abandoned his freaking kingdom to become Santa Claus, who can be easily killed by falling off a roof

  • @NotOfTroy
    @NotOfTroy 5 лет назад +2294

    "Stonehenge guys"
    Apparently Saberspark has never heard of Easter Island

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 5 лет назад +1796

    Eh, that rapping elf might not be racist.
    *"DEE-TROIT"*
    Never mind.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 года назад +177

      You also got Tom Kenny singing about... slavery... please tell me you felt uncomfortable with this, Tommy.

    • @gnbman
      @gnbman 4 года назад +155

      @@WillieManga I don't think the slavery song was racist though, since it was clearly depicted as still being a bad thing. It was just weirdly dark humor for a kids' movie.

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 4 года назад +50

      I will DEE-TROIT smash the person who wrote that script

    • @tlebron8426
      @tlebron8426 4 года назад +16

      Tseye247, they truly will be DESTROID!!!

    • @miguelvillegas7049
      @miguelvillegas7049 4 года назад +10

      T Lebron
      Destroid
      _aw yeah, this is big brain time_

  • @wingedmirage4226
    @wingedmirage4226 6 лет назад +462

    To be honest, the idea of Santa being a pirate or other bad person, but feeling guilty about it, thus leading to him trying to make up for it via Christmas, is actually an interesting idea. It's just mangled like the rest of this movie.

    • @AJPlayinGames
      @AJPlayinGames 6 лет назад +29

      A similar idea is explored in William Joyce's Guardians of Childhood book series, which was adapted into the Rise of the Guardians movie from Dreamworks. They don't go into Santa's origins in the movie, but in the books he was originally a bandit.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 5 лет назад +8

      @@AJPlayinGames Oh yeah? I only saw the movie but I suspected he had been something unsavoury.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 5 лет назад +12

      @@AJPlayinGames I was about to bring that up! Russian sword fighter Santa is the best Santa.

    • @elorahbillustrator
      @elorahbillustrator 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah the movie was a sequel to the books which I thought was pretty cool 😊

    • @emperorarkoos2919
      @emperorarkoos2919 Год назад +1

      Violent night did this concept pretty well.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 лет назад +2967

    **gets hit by a bowling ball**
    Me: _F I N L A N D ! ! !_

  • @ryukthedarkrai4259
    @ryukthedarkrai4259 6 лет назад +256

    This has to be the most epic anime crossover of all time
    •Spongebob
    •Ice King
    •Elves
    •Santa
    •Waluigi
    •Jeopardy
    •Kids Next Door
    Remind me again why this is bad?

    • @RadicaIjoe
      @RadicaIjoe 6 лет назад +19

      Because they aren't gnomes.

    • @sophsfavvids
      @sophsfavvids 6 лет назад +9

      0:04 here's plenty of proof

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 5 лет назад +6

      What about the penguins of Madagascar?

    • @turkeycat5090
      @turkeycat5090 2 года назад +2

      I admit,I like this movie. It's funny and hilarious

    • @user-ph4vk9lx9o
      @user-ph4vk9lx9o 2 года назад +4

      I hear captain knuckles from flapjack as well

  • @ThePurrplePuff
    @ThePurrplePuff 4 года назад +391

    hol up.
    If Santa's real name is Chris Kringle, then his brother is literally
    *D I N G L E K R I N G L E*

  • @samm4857
    @samm4857 6 лет назад +937

    “Oh white beard, you’re such a big one”
    * chemistry-esque staring *
    *”Brother, keep your hot strudel in your pants”*

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 5 лет назад +17

      Says the one who let’s their strudel hop to Fiji without him

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn 5 лет назад +39

      *That's not very PG Family Friendly Clean*

    • @yvyrose195
      @yvyrose195 5 лет назад +18

      I lost it. XD

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +9

      O_O

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 года назад +18

      I love the fact that you added "chemistry-esque"

  • @clogiz
    @clogiz 6 лет назад +276

    The similarities between the villain and Tom Kenny's other voice acting roles is kinda creepy.
    •Tom played the ice king who had penguin slaves
    •The villain Tom played had penguins to help him cheat
    •Tom played patchy the pirate
    •The villain Tom played was a pirate
    That's wack

    • @curedreamfandubz4116
      @curedreamfandubz4116 6 лет назад

      Psante

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 6 лет назад +24

      If we ever get a movie with Waluigi Tom had better voice him

    • @clogiz
      @clogiz 6 лет назад +1

      @@emblemblade9245 indeed

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 6 месяцев назад +1

      I loved Tom Kenny since Rocko’s Modern Life and the Powerpuff Girls. He is the legend.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 лет назад +443

    I can already see this movie being a timeless Christmas classic, right next to Eight Crazy Nights starring Adam Sandler and that's a Hanukkah movie!

    • @mariannadawson1925
      @mariannadawson1925 6 лет назад +13

      Eight Crazy Nights wasn't terrible but it wasn't great either. Still like the only Chanukah movie I'm aware of

    • @TrafalgarD.Shambles
      @TrafalgarD.Shambles 6 лет назад +6

      Honestly i'm the few people who actually likes [8 Crazy Nights.]

    • @voughklry8362
      @voughklry8362 6 лет назад +1

      Wait
      Stick master not on a TF2 video????

    • @SmartAlec1
      @SmartAlec1 6 лет назад +1

      @@voughklry8362 you're new to this...

    • @slopceo
      @slopceo 6 лет назад

      Stick ok dude I see you in the comments of like every vid I watch

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 4 года назад +420

    Honestly, I just appreciate the originality for the ol' Saint Nick's origin story. It's not everyday you see Christmas started by an inappropriately-era'd pirate and his obviously Waluig- I mean treacherous brother.
    On another personal level, about the only vague, vague memories I have of this game are of the elves belittling the player via poop jokes and mooning. So the movie actually seems to have been pretty faithful to the source material.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +20

      Yeah, but they got the origin of the Elf Bowling game wrong. In the game, Santa's getting revenge against striking elves. Here, Santa accidentally threw a ball at them, and they loved it for some weird reason.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +6

      The sequel had jokes about "I got lei'd!" and "Hey, I've got crabs-" if I remember right.

    • @Gvair22
      @Gvair22 2 года назад +2

      The idea for Santa the pirate is nonsensical

    • @Niskara
      @Niskara 2 года назад +3

      I also seem to recall that on rare occasions, one of the elves' heads gets torn off and sparks shoot out. Also, you can kill a reindeer

  • @allybilski7771
    @allybilski7771 5 лет назад +506

    *WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE*
    *I WAS PLAYING E L F B O W L I N G*

    • @adampellett4917
      @adampellett4917 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol! I rather watch Rudolph than that awful movie.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 6 лет назад +617

    I’d rather bowl with gnomes, because they’re not elves.

  • @IexoPeoa
    @IexoPeoa 6 лет назад +666

    You missed quite possibly one of the most blatant innuendos in there at 17:21 : "Oh lassie, ya petrifies me peg leg and makes me heart pound!"

  • @SK-Nyx
    @SK-Nyx 4 года назад +951

    The elves count each individual Lego as a toy. Hence the 10 trillion.

  • @deppheadsunited2924
    @deppheadsunited2924 6 лет назад +1175

    "Santa's immortal and the humanity just has to deal with him throughout the centuries".........................until Tim Allen makes him fall off a roof.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 6 лет назад +66

      But you can't destroy Santa, if you kill him you become him

    • @Maddy-ny8dz
      @Maddy-ny8dz 6 лет назад +35

      Bold of you to assume this isn't Tim Allen's Santa Claus

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 6 лет назад +5

      HEY, YOU!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +12

      Bold of you to assume all Santas are the same

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +11

      falling off of roofs. Santa's one weakness. It makes me wonder why he spends so much time on them.

  • @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton
    @UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton 6 лет назад +739

    The Ice King singing about Slavery
    Never thought I’d hear it

  • @Shamandigi62091
    @Shamandigi62091 6 лет назад +373

    So this what the pirate from spongebob does in his off time

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 6 лет назад +39

      Jack Sullivan The Secret Origin of Patchy the Pirate

    • @AllenShircliff
      @AllenShircliff 6 лет назад +3

      His name is Patchy the pirate

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 6 лет назад +6

      I thought you were talking about The Flying Dutchman, I forgot about Patchy. :p

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 лет назад +1

      @@indigowendigo8165 Tom is patchy..... The ghost of the flying Dutchman is actually ...... Captain Knuckles....

    • @Shamandigi62091
      @Shamandigi62091 6 лет назад

      I meant that painting pirate from the intro

  • @jiro383
    @jiro383 5 лет назад +214

    17:21 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PETRIFIES MY PEG LEG JOKE. That one also seems incredibly innuendo.

  • @CultOfNothoon
    @CultOfNothoon 6 лет назад +288

    Nitpick, but it isn't a "Stonehenge head". It was a Moai statue from Easter Island. Very different things.

    • @nirriii
      @nirriii 6 лет назад +34

      Every time he calls them Stonehenge heads makes me want to scream.

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine 6 лет назад +19

      "But Stonehenge is the only large stone formation I know"

    • @isharkyshark3974
      @isharkyshark3974 6 лет назад +9

      🗿

    • @carlosalmonacid8958
      @carlosalmonacid8958 6 лет назад +15

      Stonehenge is in the U.K. and Easter island is off the coast of Chile. They are thousands of miles apart!

    • @alexthekiddo10
      @alexthekiddo10 6 лет назад +2

      Lol I just chuckled at that line. XD

  • @chanbear2005
    @chanbear2005 3 года назад +78

    19:44: “This movie has officially jumped the shark.”
    No, Saber, this movie got eaten by the shark before it could even jump.

  • @NormasWitnesses
    @NormasWitnesses 5 лет назад +492

    Can't forget the guy who voiced Santa, who's no longer with us.
    R.I.P. Joe Alaskey

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 5 лет назад +36

      He was one of the best versions of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 5 лет назад +2

      Cheer up, you got 69 likes now, but still, rip 😔

    • @youtubeuserdan4017
      @youtubeuserdan4017 5 лет назад +14

      @@Craze_1209 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE MY MAN?

    • @agvulpine
      @agvulpine 4 года назад +11

      @@youtubeuserdan4017 that's Spinel from Steven Universe.

    • @bluehat6109
      @bluehat6109 4 года назад +6

      @@agvulpine don't worry she just tried a chilly pepper

  • @gunkgirl
    @gunkgirl 5 лет назад +128

    *_elves must be happy_*
    Elf: _has clinical depression_
    Santa: *gotta break your ankles now*

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 лет назад +698

    "Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"

    • @skyhai3689
      @skyhai3689 6 лет назад +14

      Nutboy did it

    • @runawaytrain7925
      @runawaytrain7925 6 лет назад +10

      Aren't you all forgetting something!?
      "Don't forget to grab your balls!"

    • @LinkieLinkGameing
      @LinkieLinkGameing 6 лет назад +7

      pea into her NUT...
      Wait

    • @korprikall9000
      @korprikall9000 6 лет назад +4

      Nutboy busted the nut!
      Wait a second

    • @nickgarraud6080
      @nickgarraud6080 6 лет назад

      Hahahaha I'm laughing because I think it's ridiculous that they would say this not because I think it's funny

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +581

    Those penguins are furry bait

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 6 лет назад +15

      The girl penguin on the picture is one for sure.

    • @TheaArtsFox
      @TheaArtsFox 6 лет назад +29

      THIS channel is Furry Bait…

    • @ivancalderon4208
      @ivancalderon4208 6 лет назад +2

      Kermit the frog once again!

    • @sandragordon9496
      @sandragordon9496 6 лет назад +3

      WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE XD?

    • @JohrnyReport
      @JohrnyReport 6 лет назад +1

      fucking atrocious bait tou

  • @memesarecool4363
    @memesarecool4363 6 лет назад +848

    "BrOtHeR yOu KeEp yOuR HoT sTrOoDlE iN yOuR pAnTs"
    Me:excuse me? There's children watching

  • @michaelanderson3958
    @michaelanderson3958 4 года назад +102

    "It petrifies me peg leg"
    You really let that one slip and we all suffered

  • @hypnotic13371337
    @hypnotic13371337 6 лет назад +350

    0:32
    Waluigi continuing his vacation from working in video games

    • @stasing_0718
      @stasing_0718 6 лет назад +3

      He’s not even at Smash

    • @dapperdrink
      @dapperdrink 6 лет назад +6

      @@stasing_0718 *cough* assist trophy *cough*

    • @michaeltenenbaum8450
      @michaeltenenbaum8450 6 лет назад +5

      He thought he needed a vacation after falling into a depression from getting snubbed for Smash

    • @Goobzilla420
      @Goobzilla420 6 лет назад

      This explains why he isn't in smash

    • @RomoBomo
      @RomoBomo 6 лет назад

      He's still an assist trophy.

  • @demonfire691
    @demonfire691 5 лет назад +274

    I don’t know why, but the slow motion “poop” from Santa kills me every time I hear it.

  • @Guntherson220
    @Guntherson220 5 лет назад +194

    "We love having our ankles broken"
    Hey some people are S's and some people are M's, who am I to judge being neither.

  • @Azure70
    @Azure70 5 лет назад +320

    0:16
    Saber: Who thought this needed a movie?
    Emoji Movie: Hello there

  • @PaladinJones
    @PaladinJones 6 лет назад +69

    Child: Where did Santa come from?
    Dad: uh...he was a pirate on a ship called the Filthy......toe?
    Child: A pirate???
    Dad: YES, and he loved....bowling.
    Child: Santa sounds amazing, and daddy?
    Dad: yes?
    Child: When will you stop drinking?

  • @jacobtheorangeyoshi8710
    @jacobtheorangeyoshi8710 6 лет назад +234

    The worst thing Tom Kenny was ever in. i think One Course Meal was a better role than this.

    • @greenbyrd2224
      @greenbyrd2224 6 лет назад

      Positive?

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 6 лет назад +3

      Worse than Transformers 2?

    • @ikedatike2533
      @ikedatike2533 6 лет назад

      @@kimifw58 way worse!

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 лет назад +1

      Wasn't he in Rapsittie Street Kids?

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 6 лет назад +7

      Naw, better playing as Santa's evil brother and a jive black elf than two racist ghetto transformer caricature.

  • @Sophia-xt9qb
    @Sophia-xt9qb 5 лет назад +101

    Legend says they forced Tom Kenny to voice record while being tied up in a basement

  • @Hardc0re_L0ser
    @Hardc0re_L0ser 5 лет назад +378

    4:30 *"DoNt fOrGEt tO gRAb yOuR bAlLS"*

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 4 года назад +31

      *MOAN*

    • @75JUNAKI
      @75JUNAKI 4 года назад +7

      Tom Lake Charles
      Uhh............

    • @idkman8691
      @idkman8691 4 года назад +14

      “Anything you say! My sweet dear brother!”

    • @foxamisu3911
      @foxamisu3911 4 года назад +3

      Sir yes sir

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +1

      I already did

  • @MegaBeka89
    @MegaBeka89 6 лет назад +56

    Who would win?
    Entire elf army
    vs
    *some bowling ball boii*

  • @EddieMillerStudios
    @EddieMillerStudios 6 лет назад +169

    "WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!?!" needs to be a new channel meme.

  • @zackyezek3760
    @zackyezek3760 6 лет назад +335

    There's a reason these bad, obscure animated movies usually have that "clay" or "rubber" 3D look.
    It comes down to high end vs. cheaper computer graphics. That look requires far less textures and other graphical effects per frame to render, such as elaborate shading & physics models, which means it can be done on way cheaper systems in a reasonably short time. Bad CGI often has a similar plastic effect, and for the same reasons.

    • @kirb9819
      @kirb9819 5 лет назад +2

      Zack Yezek thanks for the info I didn't know that

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 5 лет назад +5

      In their favour, they probably only could borrow a little bit of money so they saved it by making the models look plastic.

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 5 лет назад +4

      Zack Yezek shouldn't those cheaper models slowly catch up to high end though? I mean look at how computer tech has progressed since TOY STORY 1, and yet graphics systems are being used that somehow still appears to be 25-30 yrs behind. I can imagine in 2050 movies will still look pre 2000.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +4

      I thought they were trying for a Rankin Bass look, LOL

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 5 лет назад +1

      Huh.. I kind of assumed in this case that the Clay-Like Design were meant to be an homage to the Rankin-Bass Claymation movies, but I guess I was giving them more credit

  • @whichcache2517
    @whichcache2517 5 лет назад +47

    The saddest part is that I can actually see potential for an Elf Bowling Movie. The general idea behind the series is that the elves have gone on strike, and so to dissuade them from doing so, Santa bowls them over with bowling balls.
    So if they did a regular take on the Santa mythos, but had Dingle be some resentful elf trying to take over Christmas by hypnotizing elves, and the only way to save the day is by bowling them over, then I think they would've had a much better movie.

  • @FoxMan_FF
    @FoxMan_FF 6 лет назад +101

    Hey, I know Tom Kenny is a living legend, but you failed to mention that Santa himself was voiced by the late Joe Alaskey, best known as the voice of several Looney Toons characters for MANY years.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 лет назад +2

      I thought he sounded familiar. Which ones?

    • @FoxMan_FF
      @FoxMan_FF 6 лет назад +9

      I remember he was one of Mel Blanc's replacements, specifically, so in addition to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, he voiced many of the other characters he had voiced in the past. I also know he was the voice of Plucky Duck on Tiny Toon Adventures, so there's that.

    • @EddieMillerStudios
      @EddieMillerStudios 5 лет назад +2

      Lou Pickles from _Rugrats_

  • @CrowRider1999
    @CrowRider1999 6 лет назад +55

    “Talk about your stocking stuffers, eh?”
    “Boo.”
    “I am...funny.”
    That expression, and the way you said it is hilarious! XD

  • @BraninT
    @BraninT 6 лет назад +59

    It's probably a lot harder for voice actors, even hugely successful ones, to judge the quality of an animation project before it's released since it's just them in a sound booth... provided the studio ca actually afford to rent out a recording studio.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 5 лет назад +30

    "We could really use that in De-Troit." What? Detroit didn't even exist a thousand years ago. How could you have come from Detroit??

  • @Lolwutburger_LWB
    @Lolwutburger_LWB 5 лет назад +72

    17:21
    This line gets better once you actually take a look at both of his legs.

  • @jpegmilitia
    @jpegmilitia 6 лет назад +217

    *KEEP YA HOT STRUDEL IN YA PANTS*

    • @vadifadoms
      @vadifadoms 6 лет назад +13

      That dirty joke was so on the nose, and anyone who has any access to the internet could get it.

    • @doinurmom6378
      @doinurmom6378 6 лет назад +2

      Oh

    • @stupidjester2129
      @stupidjester2129 6 лет назад +3

      Who *pooped* in the *PEANUT BARRELL*

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 6 лет назад

      Blueboy The Stupid Inkling *ohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ*

    • @EddieMillerStudios
      @EddieMillerStudios 6 лет назад +2

      Excuse me?!

  • @georgvqz
    @georgvqz 6 лет назад +96

    "talking Stonehenge heads?"
    Easter island Saber... Not even close.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +1

      @@AngelBunnyOrAtLeastOneOfEm Same thing

  • @_bee_2578
    @_bee_2578 5 лет назад +126

    "we could use some of that in Detroit." That ended me

    • @Jakepearl13
      @Jakepearl13 4 года назад +15

      Can’t have S H I T-

  • @KalisShort
    @KalisShort 6 лет назад +85

    I’ve never clicked so fast on a video. Best channel on RUclips

    • @comradenapoleon4908
      @comradenapoleon4908 6 лет назад +3

      Out of all the Christmas crap episodes, THIS was by far the one I was looking to the most. Ooooooh, I can't wait 'till they to Let's Watch Elf Bowling the Movie X3

  • @yankeediva92
    @yankeediva92 6 лет назад +51

    So apparently there was a planned sequel to be released fall of 2008, 'Elf Bowling 2 The Great Halloween Pumpkin Heist'. You can guess why it was cancelled.

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 6 лет назад +2

      RolyaRain and he mentions it at the end of the video. Guess you should have finished before commenting

    • @yankeediva92
      @yankeediva92 6 лет назад +1

      @@PrincessAshley972 Guess you should have woken up with a better attitude.

  • @johnpants6576
    @johnpants6576 5 лет назад +74

    In my humble opinion this movie represents the old game perfectly...
    I've never actually played the game though but that's beside the point

  • @lillianm149
    @lillianm149 6 лет назад +95

    7:38 *knocks them over*
    CALL MY LAWYER
    *YaY*

  • @gamerguyandsomenumbers
    @gamerguyandsomenumbers 6 лет назад +253

    Bowling- Broke
    Elf Bowling- *W O K E*

    • @BlazeHeartPanther
      @BlazeHeartPanther 6 лет назад +2

      considering some of the stereotypes in this film.....

  • @AvocAdo5096
    @AvocAdo5096 6 лет назад +365

    Next you should review "I downloaded a ghost" by Disney. It's cringy and bad acting and bad effects and kinds ripping off home alone. It also includes my Drama teacher as the reporter guy near the end

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 6 лет назад +6

      Avocado
      You’re making that up!

    • @AvocAdo5096
      @AvocAdo5096 6 лет назад +31

      @@victorhernandez8723 I swear I'm not. Send me your discord and I can show you my drama teacher. Look for the movie and look for the reporter guy. I can send you a picture

    • @wendyokoopa7048
      @wendyokoopa7048 6 лет назад

      @@AvocAdo5096 same here

    • @alittlebitd3ad
      @alittlebitd3ad 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/01Gc3h_WCqo/видео.html

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +1

      Well, Disney Channel is often full of crap, I prefer Classic Disney

  • @biflag3379
    @biflag3379 3 года назад +13

    I can never unhear Dingle as Waluigi.
    Especially with what he says at 8:36

  • @avaixiosqturnz2005
    @avaixiosqturnz2005 6 лет назад +83

    "Ho, Ho, Ho, So you think you know how Santa Claus became Father Christmas?"
    No shit Sherlock, I thought he became from CocaCola.

  • @PokeDude011
    @PokeDude011 5 лет назад +190

    "We could really use THAT in Detroit!"
    uh wut

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 5 лет назад +32

      You see.. He's black and Detroit is notirious for being... a crime ridden slum made up of the ruins of the American Auto Industry.... and has a high black population...
      So just some casual racism

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 4 года назад +7

      @@1Hol1Tiger extreeeeemely casual, at that

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 6 лет назад +93

    “Why does this movie exist?” Good question

    • @spartan_ma777
      @spartan_ma777 6 лет назад

      Legend says that no one could figure it out

    • @TheTexasBr0
      @TheTexasBr0 6 лет назад

      I think it only exists to make us suffer.

    • @angel3sappin914
      @angel3sappin914 6 лет назад +2

      God made those humans greedy bastards who want to make money out of everything irrelevant

  • @sansational15
    @sansational15 5 лет назад +210

    This movie feels like I'm watching a PS2 cutscene.

    • @-budgie-4923
      @-budgie-4923 3 года назад +7

      I noticed your Wheatley profile picture

    • @sansational15
      @sansational15 3 года назад +4

      @@-budgie-4923 Yeah, I really love Portal. And Wheatley was my first crush.

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +7

      Yeah... a really really really BAD PS2 cutscene

    • @Johnathan-7211
      @Johnathan-7211 3 года назад +2

      Hello fellow Wheatley!

    • @sansational15
      @sansational15 3 года назад +1

      ANOTHER Wheatley fan?! YES! I LOVE HE!

  • @scrambldrabbit
    @scrambldrabbit 5 лет назад +405

    “ah, mantic depression. welcome to the club” 😂

    • @blahblahblah6810
      @blahblahblah6810 5 лет назад +3

      Ha noob

    • @mikek4610
      @mikek4610 4 года назад +1

      søphie what is mantic?

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 года назад +1

      Fucking edge lords

    • @dragonslayersworkshop8598
      @dragonslayersworkshop8598 4 года назад +3

      For those who don’t know, manic depression is another term for bipolar disorder. It actually used to be the term for said disorder until recently

    • @ravenwashere1776
      @ravenwashere1776 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow Sanders Sides fan 👀

  • @kryppo4245
    @kryppo4245 6 лет назад +207

    Am I the only one who read it as elf blowing?

  • @CobaltThunder267
    @CobaltThunder267 6 лет назад +67

    Oh. My. God. I remember this movie??? We "watched" it one Christmas season at my church while we were doing a parents/children movie night. The parents went to the youth's side of church and watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and we got to see the original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"... unfortunately, that's about 20 minutes long, so we got to watch *this* afterwards; I blame poor planning. Of all the children's Christmas movies out there, we had to watch this one.

    • @teddyfurstman1997
      @teddyfurstman1997 6 лет назад +4

      I feel for yeah. It's such a cringy experience.

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo 6 лет назад +3

      At a church?! With some of these jokes, I'm amazed that no one ran in and turned it off the second they overheard what was going on onscreen!

    • @EddieMillerStudios
      @EddieMillerStudios 6 лет назад

      How'd they handle the hot strudel remark?

    • @CobaltThunder267
      @CobaltThunder267 6 лет назад +1

      @@EddieMillerStudios Hah! I don't remember, but that must've been interesting... I honestly have no idea why we finished it lol

  • @demonizer133
    @demonizer133 2 года назад +23

    Santa in this movie looks like the Ice Age baby all grown up

  • @one4all123
    @one4all123 6 лет назад +159

    Cause when I think Santa I think of him bowling with elves for pins

    • @michaeltoastman
      @michaeltoastman 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, and I also think of great movie material when I see a terrible flash game with no substance.

  • @danielthomas7222
    @danielthomas7222 6 лет назад +239

    Okay, I get that they needed to take their mind off Mrs Obama’s death, but why did the Penguins of Madagascar choose to be in this film?

    • @TheFlamingDoh2
      @TheFlamingDoh2 6 лет назад +28

      Daniel Thomas WAIT WHAT

    • @monroe7532
      @monroe7532 6 лет назад +6

      Floornine don’t worry, she’s still kicked in her new golden knee-high boots

    • @RenSugiura
      @RenSugiura 6 лет назад +19

      @@TheFlamingDoh2 yes, Trump said the N-word.

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 6 лет назад +35

      MRS. OBAMA! GET DOWN!

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 6 лет назад +1

      Daniel Thomas wait what?😅

  • @i.wannabe.m.e
    @i.wannabe.m.e 6 лет назад +147

    2:54
    *_And the best character in the movie award goes to..._*

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад +5

      No one

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 5 лет назад +10

      The pirates that threw the captain overboard. If only the elves followed their example the movie might have been much shorter.

    • @jabari.n
      @jabari.n 5 лет назад +5

      I think you mean 22:02

    • @mariajimenafigueroa8311
      @mariajimenafigueroa8311 5 лет назад +5

      Waluigi and the penguins of Madagascar

  • @wonkusbonkus8528
    @wonkusbonkus8528 5 лет назад +65

    2:54 *THIS* IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT HIM IN SMASH! he needs to make money SOMEHOW

  • @discontinuedchannel5172
    @discontinuedchannel5172 6 лет назад +185

    1:28 I believe you mean Easter Island heads? Stonehenge doesn’t have heads.

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 6 лет назад +14

      THANK YOU
      Someone pointed it out

    • @ratatwang659
      @ratatwang659 6 лет назад +3

      🗿

    • @foretold9236
      @foretold9236 6 лет назад +5

      and they aren’t from fiji

    • @GleeChan
      @GleeChan 6 лет назад

      I was about to say the same thing.

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад +1

      We came from the 🗿🥜

  • @knightbugs
    @knightbugs 6 лет назад +180

    The pirates steal toys for their strange toy collector RUclips channel targeted towards kids.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 лет назад +14

      D A D D Y F I N G E R
      D A D D Y F I N G E R
      W H E R E A R E Y OU

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      No, they steal them to sell them for profit

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 5 лет назад +176

    One of the few times I've seen a "hard PG".
    It's like Mel Brooks snorted half his weight in coke and spent 36 hours straight writing it before he finally came down and passed out, his finger still on the last "t" in "Mang, we can do that in Detroit".

    • @xeternaleclipse
      @xeternaleclipse 5 лет назад +5

      Ironscythe This is far too under rated...

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +3

      Don't you mean "DEe-TRoiT" ?

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 3 года назад +17

    "He can' howd awn....He too fat!" I actually laughed out loud. This was INCREDIBLY entertaining to watch. I feel like this counts as a good bad movie. The kind you would show someone just to have fun seeing their reactions.

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 лет назад +322

    Waluigi is in this, but not Smash

    • @Fred_Derp
      @Fred_Derp 6 лет назад +7

      He's technically in smash cuz he's an assist trophy and a spirit.

    • @scorch2155
      @scorch2155 6 лет назад +9

      To be fair, he dodged a bullet since everyone but Kirby gets massacred by the big bad in 3 minutes.

    • @tinx713
      @tinx713 6 лет назад +7

      He’s also been a virgin for 1400 years apparently....

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 6 лет назад

      @@Fred_Derp That doesn't fucking count

    • @humblememer2640
      @humblememer2640 6 лет назад +1

      Waluigi knew he'd never be in smash so he turned to being an actor.
      Not working so well...

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +36

    Pirates, bowling, and Christmas. Who says creativity is dead?

  • @beepbong6777
    @beepbong6777 6 лет назад +169

    *WHO* *POOPED* *IN* *THE* *PEANUT* *BARREL*

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 6 лет назад +7

      PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP

    • @gelleries
      @gelleries 6 лет назад +8

      You know I was watching this on a hotel with my family, and my headphones disconnected in that part.... It was just full volume.

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 6 лет назад +3

      It’s all downhill from there!

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 5 лет назад

      Fire on the poop deck.

  • @alexmiller2069
    @alexmiller2069 4 года назад +21

    "Do you remember pirates in it, and stonehenge heads, and magic?"
    YeP tOtTaLy

  • @transorm987
    @transorm987 6 лет назад +82

    So, according to wikipedia, alot of the things ARE from the game. The sequel specifically. Dingle, pirates, going away to a summer vacation, a moai etc. Which is pretty interesting, so alot of the stuff is weirdly from the game, even the idea of bowling to become Santa.

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 6 лет назад +209

    Is there even any reason why Dingle had to be Santa's brother and not just his conniving first mate?

    • @herbiehusker1889
      @herbiehusker1889 5 лет назад +26

      Dingle Kringle. Kris Kringle's brother.

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад +15

      Dingle is Santa's brother from the actual Elf Bowling game...well from the second game

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +6

      @@filletofish2200 Thank you

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +1

      Dingle is Santa's brother from the second game!

  • @eahlover-hw9lz
    @eahlover-hw9lz 6 лет назад +65

    Buzz Lightyear was a better Santa Claus.

  • @grandetaco4416
    @grandetaco4416 4 года назад +15

    Another lesson learned in "Always review the video before showing it to your kids."

  • @jacksonpriestap3685
    @jacksonpriestap3685 6 лет назад +167

    Waluigi made it into Elf Bowling instead of Smash.

  • @jacknation1141
    @jacknation1141 6 лет назад +70

    4:30
    Don’t forget to grab your balls
    😔

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 6 лет назад +161

    Dingle looks like Tingle mixed in with Waluigi.

  • @sarahlilly1745
    @sarahlilly1745 4 года назад +49

    “Ten trillion in counting.”
    *”LIAR!”*

  • @whitefox411-gamer7
    @whitefox411-gamer7 5 лет назад +81

    19:23-19:35 I am so thankful that looking up: "This is like a chick flick except instead of a bunch of smoking babes dude it's a munchkin and a fat guy *cries*" it does in fact pop up the Amazon review as the top result.

    • @alexmiller2069
      @alexmiller2069 4 года назад +3

      lol i looked it up too and its there

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +3

      and the title is "POOP IN THE PEANUT BARREL".

  • @Spungbop420
    @Spungbop420 6 лет назад +34

    The only thing somewhat saving this is Tom Kenny’s voice acting.

  • @shadowpuppet8192
    @shadowpuppet8192 6 лет назад +90

    While the execution of this idea was bad (though HIGHLY memorable with all of the shark jumps), what if they had just kept the concept simple? And left it as just what the title says? Elves bowling in their off time during the off season. Regulars just hanging out, senior ranking elves talking about their families, the new members, teens and older children elves blowing off steam from the stresses of learning the fundamentals of keeping the North Pole running, making toys and such.
    ... Man, I have thought WAY too hard on the world building of the North Pole.

  • @bionicmagi6388
    @bionicmagi6388 5 лет назад +30

    *sees footage of Elf Bowling the game*
    *flashbacks to age 4*
    .....................I think I suppressed all memory of that game.

  • @lizafootfor5471
    @lizafootfor5471 6 лет назад +713

    It's so awful it makes the Angry Birds movie look good.

    • @cradica
      @cradica 6 лет назад +86

      Lizafoot For5 I liked that movie but it is just my opinion

    • @peterpine5298
      @peterpine5298 6 лет назад +15

      Woah, That Probably Took a lot to say dude.

    • @trolle5810
      @trolle5810 6 лет назад +50

      at least it's better than the emoji movie

    • @cradica
      @cradica 6 лет назад +20

      asseDing Q Not really if you mean elf bowling the movie at least the emoji movie has some OK animation

    • @ymmijx6061
      @ymmijx6061 6 лет назад +31

      @@cradica it's a surprisingly competent movie with some less than competent subtext. juvenile but entertaining enough.

  • @lyra3676
    @lyra3676 6 лет назад +111

    All I want for Christmas is Bowling.

  • @coletteclark8758
    @coletteclark8758 6 лет назад +28

    Oh my god! I used to watch this as a teenager, but my god I regret seeing this shit. WHAT THE HELL? seeing Nipples From those Elves? And those elves? UGGGGGH! WHY? This was a messy and crappy Christmas movie. Thank you for reviewing this, Saberspark. This movie was torture and thankfully I barely remember it very well.

  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 5 лет назад +43

    14:26
    The voice acting is so hideous that you have to laugh. The intentional jokes aren't funny; it's the unintentional humor that makes this movie a laugh a minute sometimes

    • @MONSTAboyGaming
      @MONSTAboyGaming 2 года назад +1

      NooooooooooOOOOOOOO… *OOOOOOOOOO-*

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Год назад

      ​@@MONSTAboyGaming For real, I love that it went from a lifeless "no" to a big dramatic "NOOOOO"

  • @pocketchia374
    @pocketchia374 6 лет назад +75

    They had a song... about slavery....

    • @gilatrouble295
      @gilatrouble295 6 лет назад +5

      10/10

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 6 лет назад +6

      Voiced by Starscream!

    • @Amnamnimnus
      @Amnamnimnus 6 лет назад

      SLAVES built the pyramids
      SLAVES built the Parthenon
      SLAVES built America
      SLAVES this is your song
      Thank you SLAVES

  • @joemama-qb1gu
    @joemama-qb1gu 6 лет назад +36

    I never knew you could go bowling as a Christmas celebration.

  • @nowhereman361
    @nowhereman361 6 лет назад +67

    0:04 MOM !!!! I TOLD YOU
    I'M NOT WATCHING
    PENGUIN PORN !!!

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 6 лет назад +1

      Thank you for putting a variation on this tired joke.

    • @nowhereman361
      @nowhereman361 6 лет назад +1

      @@kimifw58 NO PROBLEM

  • @rutabagakoala
    @rutabagakoala 5 лет назад +35

    12:14 that looks like something you see in a sfm animation