Elf Bowling the Movie - Nostalgia Critic

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  6 лет назад +772

    We hope everyone had a great Christmas! Is this movie as bad as Foodfight?
    Please support this week's charity - www.savethechildren.org.uk/how-you-can-help/emergencies/indonesia-volcano-tsunami

    • @theherst
      @theherst 6 лет назад +13

      Noot Noot Do Fucking Pingu!

    • @zscene2738
      @zscene2738 6 лет назад +8

      I want to butter Daredevil Dan's muffin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @supercool2898
      @supercool2898 6 лет назад +5

      Channel Awesome what’s next month theme also for 2019 can you review the Bionicle movies please?

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 6 лет назад +6

      Do a review on all 4 of the Ice Age films.

    • @snap_fit8686
      @snap_fit8686 6 лет назад +3

      I tought it was elf blowing

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 5 лет назад +718

    "Look boss I can do your mom" and "slavery makes the world go round" were the last things I expected to hear in a Christmas movie

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +44

      Much less in a movie that's supposedly for kids... and don't get me started on "beat me Dingle" 😂😂

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 2 года назад +18

      Much less from a Tom Kenny character (evil or otherwise)

    • @Swagpion
      @Swagpion 2 года назад +19

      What about "who pooped in the peanut barrel"?

    • @THawkMedia
      @THawkMedia 2 года назад +8

      @@ezelfrancisco1349 nah Tom Kenny loves that kind of humor. Ever watch Rick and Morty? He voices a ton of side characters

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 2 года назад +4

      I'd expect it from a movie if it was called "Christmas with the Crackers"

  • @JinxProductions
    @JinxProductions 6 лет назад +2101

    Umm.... Santa totally left his wife on that glacier

    • @FlutterLights
      @FlutterLights 6 лет назад +53

      My thought exactly

    • @taloncarpenter597
      @taloncarpenter597 6 лет назад +135

      Lady: Wait, don't leave me here to freeze to death!
      Santa: Bye honey! Im gonna disregard you on this glacier to knock down my slaves with a bowling ball in a competition against my evil brother who has a duo of Italian Mafia penguins, possibly reliving my days as being a pirate!

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 6 лет назад +46

      To be fair, he did call her a cab.

    • @mathiasvoorhees6232
      @mathiasvoorhees6232 6 лет назад +20

      Who gives a shit at this point.

    • @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204
      @myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204 6 лет назад +3

      Yes...

  • @cartoonhigh9990
    @cartoonhigh9990 3 года назад +141

    Tom Kenny singing a song that started with “Slavery makes the world go ‘round!” confirmed my realization that he would indeed say yes to anything.

    • @akadventuring
      @akadventuring 11 месяцев назад +4

      That's how Spongy started rapping in pubs

    • @TechyBoi01
      @TechyBoi01 2 месяца назад +1

      Fun fact I think there’s an alternate cut in which they cut that song cause I watched this when I was younger and they outright cut it.

  • @jrpludacrous
    @jrpludacrous 6 лет назад +911

    Never did I think I'd hear the Ice King sing "Slavery makes the world go round"

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +18

      jrpludacrous
      Same here

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 5 лет назад +57

      Or Spongebob

    • @kirakiryu1020
      @kirakiryu1020 5 лет назад +17

      jrpludacrous Totally makes sense for Doc Ock though

    • @doesthisIookinfected
      @doesthisIookinfected 5 лет назад +42

      Knew that was Tom Kenny. But why would someone as talented as him be involved with such a shitshow?!

    • @MonsterKing_97
      @MonsterKing_97 5 лет назад +17

      ɑɛรtɦɛtic รɳickɛʀร when you need money you can get desperate.

  • @twoboots1942
    @twoboots1942 6 лет назад +637

    "Please don't use the phrase 'beat me dingle' again".
    Critic - 2018

    • @OutlawPrince45
      @OutlawPrince45 5 лет назад +18

      Hydrogen and Oxygen
      *bEaT mE diNgLE*

    • @dailygeek1334
      @dailygeek1334 5 лет назад +5

      King Lightbulb Beat Senseless Me Dingle

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 года назад +3

      Beat me Dingle and play my jingle bells with me nutcracker.

    • @_inkykitty_5054
      @_inkykitty_5054 3 года назад

      11:53

  • @elierickson298
    @elierickson298 6 лет назад +849

    "We're just Packers fans!"
    *gets brutally murdered*
    Edit: Oh, wow. This has gotten a lot of likes since I've posted this...

  • @zarinaa1135
    @zarinaa1135 6 лет назад +514

    When I saw the black coat hanging from the door on a hanger at the end I got an idea. Next time that NC switches coats for a season, (Nostalgiaween or December) he should do a whole Mister Rogers routine. Coming in through the door singing the neighborhood song with altered lyrics, switches coats from a coat closet, then puts on slippers and sits in the chair and begins. More jokes could be fit in depending on which season it is. Just something to think about.

    • @AMPMASTER10
      @AMPMASTER10 5 лет назад +12

      That is super brilliant

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 года назад +4

      Nope he went full on anime girl

    • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
      @TheSmart-CasualGamer 3 года назад +6

      @@theimmortalsense2308 Sort of. I still think he's never going to beat the He-Man one.

    • @CadDriftarus
      @CadDriftarus Год назад +1

      ​​@TheSmart-CasualGamer I dunno, him transform8ng with the iconic sound effect and then proceeding to question how his squishy body is still intact was pretty memorable

  • @snaketooth0943
    @snaketooth0943 6 лет назад +434

    That Hunchback of Notre Dam reference was GENIUS!

    • @crypticmrchimes
      @crypticmrchimes 6 лет назад +18

      I laughed for almost a minute at it that joke was BRILLIANT!

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 6 лет назад +7

      This is my comment that's gotten the most likes.

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 6 лет назад +11

      It's funny how it cuts away soon i wonder if this was a mistake? either way it's funnier

    • @dudomega3154
      @dudomega3154 5 лет назад +5

      I was wondering if Doug would make that reference, than he did, and I am pleased

    • @lauraminet6259
      @lauraminet6259 5 лет назад +2

      that part cracked me up XD

  • @athroughzdude
    @athroughzdude 6 лет назад +215

    "See one of the elves skiing"
    That elf is snowboarding

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 4 года назад +11

      Maybe his skis are frozen together in a very snowboardish way?

  • @Casualweaboo
    @Casualweaboo 6 лет назад +501

    why does watching him leave the studio feel like the end of the series

    • @Roxychik006
      @Roxychik006 6 лет назад +51

      Thank God I wasn't the only one who felt that way

    • @timtim6003
      @timtim6003 6 лет назад +27

      I thought that aswell

    • @thomasreed1386
      @thomasreed1386 6 лет назад +72

      He's saying he's leaving the studio. Previous shots showed the place full of props and equipment. Not here. Perhaps they've lost their lease and had to move. Perhaps all the stuff that's happened to Channel Awesome has even affected this, the most popular show they've run, and they're having to cut the budget drastically. That would be a shame; Mr. Walker is really smart and entertaining. But when scandal erupts, everybody may get burned. Even nice guys.

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 6 лет назад +87

      @@thomasreed1386 No, it's nothing liek that, dont worry. If you saw their nutcracker review. They are moving to a bigger studio and showed a part of the moving.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 6 лет назад +18

      the way it was shot. all the cues were there. especially awkward to just tag that on like "merry christmas! oh by the way the studio's gone. bye."
      I know they have a new one because they mentioned it in another video. but not even a second was spared to mention that in this video near that proclamation. just "the end of the studio" cue dramatic exit

  • @borediideath6526
    @borediideath6526 5 лет назад +394

    This has to be the lowest point in Tom Kenny’s career

    • @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94
      @kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94 3 года назад +36

      The guy needs to make money somehow

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 2 года назад +23

      I think there are lower points. Granted I can’t name any but I’m sure they’re there

    • @kingsodashark2194
      @kingsodashark2194 2 года назад +26

      The same thing I say about Kate Higgins, Debi Deryberry and Benjamin Diskin being in the Alpha and Omega sequels....(stiffs) "I have a question for God "WHHHH6S!!!

    • @Mrenderboyo
      @Mrenderboyo 2 года назад +2

      @@somerandolad at least that movie had cool action scenes and good CGI, and the characters tom kenny voiced had some funny lines

    • @cheeseking2825
      @cheeseking2825 2 года назад +6

      7:23 Yes that's him

  • @andrewpotts8926
    @andrewpotts8926 6 лет назад +268

    I’m glad the elves had the Kids Next Door to help design their treehouse-workshop thing 👌🏻

    • @andrewpotts8926
      @andrewpotts8926 5 лет назад +6

      Oh nice! I wasn't aware of that, I'm glad it was addressed somewhere because it seemed so iconic haha!@@victorhernandez8723

  • @albertomarcantonio3179
    @albertomarcantonio3179 6 лет назад +171

    The real question is:
    Which colour will it be the new background wall????

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 лет назад +544

    Elf Bowling the movie : cause if there's any video game that clearly warranted a film it was Elf Bowling

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +14

      *cough
      Sonic the Hedgehog *cough

    • @camm9b095
      @camm9b095 6 лет назад +24

      I want to see a Metroid movie...Shit would be dope.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +14

      @@camm9b095, that's the simplest video game movie to make awesome.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 6 лет назад +15

      @@micdrop344 ..........
      Doom.
      Hollywood finds a way.

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +8

      @@MrSuperbeast92, good point.
      Metroid is the simplest video game movie to make awesome that hasn't been done yet.

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 5 лет назад +262

    "Its either my strudel or that wet noodle."
    That's not any better

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +207

    "Keep your hot strudel in your pants."
    You know, for kids.

  • @hayge7262
    @hayge7262 5 лет назад +218

    I have 4 questions.
    1.Why Santa is a pirate?
    2.Why tf do they steal toys than searching for treasure?
    3.Is the person who directed this movie dead?
    4.Who pooped in the peanut barrel?
    Seriously the 4th question is harder than rocket science.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +19

      1. Bullshit reason
      2. Bullshit reason
      3. Unfortunately, no
      4. You don't actually care

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 года назад +8

      Well Saint Nicolas was the Saint of sailors, repentant thieves, and pawnbrokers. You could probably get some form of pirate out of that.

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 2 года назад +3

      @@SuperSwordman1
      I was about to mention that Saint Nick interacted with sailors, thieves and pawnbrokers. Thanks for beating me to it.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 2 года назад +1

      @@DemonicRemption No problem! I'll admit when I first heard it on a review of this movie I was like "Wait, so one of the stupidest parts of this movie arguably works? That had to be on accident"

    • @LegitMan335
      @LegitMan335 2 года назад +3

      *WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!* XD
      Ya Barnacle butts !

  • @Giovanni-vt2xc
    @Giovanni-vt2xc 4 года назад +101

    I’m surprised Critic didn’t mention that Santa was voiced by Joe Alaskey (One of Mel Blanc’s original replacements for the Looney Tunes characters for many years) and that Dingle was voiced by Tom Kenny (Spongebob, Ice King on Adventure Time, and many other notable roles)

    • @alyssagriffin9180
      @alyssagriffin9180 2 года назад +2

      Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants, aka Squanchy) played Dingle?!?!!!? 🤯🤯🤯

    • @cyberdance4578
      @cyberdance4578 2 года назад +3

      @@alyssagriffin9180 yep and also Mr. jellybean from Rick & Morty

    • @amarikristopher8409
      @amarikristopher8409 Год назад +3

      The Mayor from the Powerpuff Girls and Commander Peepers from Wander Over Yonder

    • @FTOEPextras
      @FTOEPextras Год назад +2

      I knew it!

    • @ByfaithofChrist4300
      @ByfaithofChrist4300 Год назад +1

      Tom Kenny also did Dr twobrains from wordgirl

  • @BeanBag343
    @BeanBag343 6 лет назад +684

    So the penguins of Madagascar turned evil?. . .
    Kowalski, analysis!

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 6 лет назад +45

      Rico, explosives!

    • @wordplayreviews8818
      @wordplayreviews8818 6 лет назад +63

      Kowalski: Well Skipper it seems that they have created bootleg clones of us who are very sterotypical as is. So the only course is to destroy them...with extreme ammounts of explosives!

    • @BeanBag343
      @BeanBag343 6 лет назад +26

      @@ceezeeteez KABOOM!
      Skipper: well done boys! Up high! Down low! Too slow! I think our work here is done.

    • @abrahemsamander3967
      @abrahemsamander3967 6 лет назад +18

      Oh no we killed manfredi and Johnson! Glad there are other people who remember penguins of Madagascar

    • @chibutlerdavis3822
      @chibutlerdavis3822 6 лет назад +9

      "This ain't gonna fly"

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 6 лет назад +540

    I misread the title as: "Elf Blowing the Movie" which fits honestly.

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 5 лет назад +15

      Hey, that's Brad's territory!

    • @eliasthesarcastic8707
      @eliasthesarcastic8707 4 года назад +7

      Are you dyslexic?

    • @reimudoki
      @reimudoki 4 года назад +20

      That's a very different kind of film

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +4

      so we meet again

    • @rubberducky2102
      @rubberducky2102 4 года назад +11

      Wow. I got to say, I’m sorry, I thought that your comment was funny. I don’t know why people would be jerks to such a silly comment. Sry, bruh

  • @Itai951
    @Itai951 5 лет назад +112

    17:23
    "I'm gonna kill any survivors."
    Honestly, the best way to end this movie.

  • @jameswhiteii9129
    @jameswhiteii9129 6 лет назад +442

    SEASON FINALE, PEOPLE!!!

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 6 лет назад +10

      Wait this is the season finale?
      Is there going to be a small hiatus or is it just because it’s the end of the year?

    • @knottyorchid1212
      @knottyorchid1212 6 лет назад +13

      So season finale....
      Predicting his next review is.....
      DOOGAL

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 6 лет назад +1

      Hot strudel for everyone.

    •  6 лет назад +1

      Go fucking watch Game of Thrones or something *GOOD.*

    • @jonathanwallis3300
      @jonathanwallis3300 6 лет назад +1

      KnottyOrchid 12 Yes Yes YES!

  • @fancychuproductions3916
    @fancychuproductions3916 6 лет назад +198

    I didn’t know Tom Kenny would make a decent waluigi

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 6 лет назад +5

      @Raven Ligon #WaluigiForSmash

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 6 лет назад +4

      @JBuddyNerdDude If not Ultimate, then Smash 6! >:3

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 2 года назад +8

      Maybe they could hire him to voice Waluigi in a future sequel of the Mario Movie.

  • @aidenlorenzo5409
    @aidenlorenzo5409 2 года назад +170

    "HOW IS FUCKING ELF BOWLING RATED PG" - Doug Walker (2018)
    most iconic opening line in Nostalgia Critic history

    • @xtremeCJxxx
      @xtremeCJxxx Год назад +1

      Did he just quote Beezlebub!!?!?!?!? 11:33 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

    • @WigglePup
      @WigglePup 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@xtremeCJxxx What's a Beezlebub? It sounds like some medication.

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@WigglePupSome creep from the bible

    • @WigglePup
      @WigglePup 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@victorlolxd7347 I forgot I made this comment, lol. Which part of the bible?

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 7 месяцев назад

      @@WigglePupHe is from the new testament and is basicly satan with a much stupider name
      Also his name means “Lord of the flies” so he is often protrayed as like a fly
      Also his stupid name was not a sneeze doing translation it is a differently spelled version of Baal-zebub who was like an ancient king

  • @MartialKaiju98
    @MartialKaiju98 6 лет назад +427

    Have to admit, kind of teared up a bit at him leaving the studio. Then the miracle of Santa Christ made it all better.

  • @ElanaVital83
    @ElanaVital83 6 лет назад +185

    Gotta admit. Was a little sad when you left the studio. But your new place is epic!

  • @josephagar1005
    @josephagar1005 6 лет назад +549

    There are too many sexual innuendos in this movie...

  • @supar67a
    @supar67a 6 лет назад +430

    Man,I feel sorry for Tom Kenny...

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 6 лет назад +36

      Same, this isn't the first time he would voice something bad. Transformers would come later.

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 6 лет назад +7

      Joe alaskey though

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 6 лет назад +50

      I feel sorry for voice actors in general. Celebrity actors get the big roles in a lot of animated films nowadays leaving genuine voice actors with small roles... or stuff like this.

    • @supar67a
      @supar67a 6 лет назад +1

      1Thunderfire Exactly,I see what you mean 👀

    • @supar67a
      @supar67a 6 лет назад

      super sonic j 2 thx ^^

  • @rocklee7737
    @rocklee7737 6 лет назад +746

    First MrEnter, then SaberSpark, now Nostalgia Critic, I hope this doesn't become an ironically popular film.
    Edit, I don't follow every RUclipsr so stop criticising my comment.

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 6 лет назад +26

      Like food fight and Rapsitte street kids

    • @CVonRatz
      @CVonRatz 6 лет назад +47

      Pretty sure I remember mysteriousmrenter did it before Saber as well

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 6 лет назад +10

      lol I was wondering who else had seen Saber Sparks review first.

    • @thing1thing2themediamaniac43
      @thing1thing2themediamaniac43 6 лет назад +17

      I Saw Bobsheaux's review on ELF BOWLING first

    • @UnorthodoxIndividual
      @UnorthodoxIndividual 6 лет назад +11

      Mr. Enter and Phantomstrider reviewed it already I know that much.

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby 2 года назад +104

    "slavery makes the world go round" reminds me of that orphanage i grew up in :')

  • @AbraCadaveric
    @AbraCadaveric 6 лет назад +149

    So it ends with him shutting that door?

    • @thomascholowsky1236
      @thomascholowsky1236 6 лет назад +58

      SHUT THAT DOOR!

    • @notfrank6586
      @notfrank6586 6 лет назад +7

      we don't talk about that, those were dark days, admittedly funny but still dark days....

  • @dimensionsealstudios5289
    @dimensionsealstudios5289 6 лет назад +98

    Thank you Nostalgia Critic for the best joke aimed at Wisconsinites ever. “We’re not pirates! We’re just Green Bay Packers fans!” Thank you for suffering through this movie to get this joke out in the world ya flatlander.
    Sincerely, a major fan and fellow internet reviewer who happens to live in Wisconsin.

    • @Go4Bro
      @Go4Bro 6 лет назад +3

      Cheesehead 4 life

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 6 лет назад +1

      It could've been worse... He could've been attacked by Mothra...

  • @KingLogan721
    @KingLogan721 5 лет назад +160

    15:38 That "Like Fire-" skit of Frolo had me choking on my drink caught off guard laughing. XD

    • @erikfrommeyer2606
      @erikfrommeyer2606 5 лет назад +4

      I almost say that would’ve been perfect for Hellfire, but they did it

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 5 лет назад +2

      I forgot about that part and I laughed just as hard as I did last time.

    • @apollorock3r244
      @apollorock3r244 5 лет назад +6

      The way it was cut shorter makes it even funnier. XD

  • @elma.s4825
    @elma.s4825 6 лет назад +94

    "SABERSPARK FANS, ATTACK!!!", but I'm glad to see both reviews for this year

    • @MKfoxbat
      @MKfoxbat 6 лет назад +13

      Actually interesting to see two VERY different personalities take on the same movie

    • @elma.s4825
      @elma.s4825 6 лет назад +2

      @@MKfoxbat Exactly

    • @elma.s4825
      @elma.s4825 6 лет назад +6

      "We came from the mayor's"

    • @MKfoxbat
      @MKfoxbat 6 лет назад +1

      As long as Rich Evans plays Ms. Mivilda

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 6 лет назад +455

    What? Santa has a brother and an angry wife, and no "Bros before ho ho hoes!" joke. Disappointed in the movie and the Nostalgia Critic.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +6

      HORRIOR
      Same here

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 5 лет назад

      Too easy

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 5 лет назад +7

      well his brother did try and steal his job
      and he had 600 years worth of crime on his belt
      maybe some hoes need to put before some bros

    • @kayleighbrown459
      @kayleighbrown459 5 лет назад +1

      @@dubstepbee6892
      Some hoes before some bros.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 2 года назад +80

    Oh god... the real first Emojii movie.
    I remember playing elf bowling on my state of the art 1mb dial-up modem powered pc.

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 6 лет назад +127

    3:43 "Skiing"
    Ummmmmmmmmm.

  • @lucianoben-malek693
    @lucianoben-malek693 6 лет назад +245

    Merry Christmas Doug! Hope you have a good new year, thanks for all the great reviews :)

  • @elegantoddity8609
    @elegantoddity8609 6 лет назад +149

    When Dingle laughed around the 10 minute mark I could have sworn I heard that laugh before. And then, when he got shocked it hit me. Isn't that the same guy who voices the Ice King? So I looked it up and sure enough, there he was on the IMDB. What the hell is he doing here?

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +6

      Kobe Newland
      Wooooow...

    • @snartshack
      @snartshack 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah, Tom Kenny. Hes known best for voicing spongebob

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 5 лет назад +8

      You need money to pay for bills.

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 лет назад +7

      Tom fucking Kenny?! That guy

    • @doubleaura9387
      @doubleaura9387 5 лет назад +4

      He also did characters like SpongeBob (You Know Which Cartoon) and Cupid (Fairly OddParents).

  • @rbsjaiajaiaihhahahah8999
    @rbsjaiajaiaihhahahah8999 5 лет назад +97

    No one :
    Not a single soul:
    Dingle : sLaVeRy MaKeS tHe wOrLd gO RoUnD

    • @nionashborn7626
      @nionashborn7626 3 года назад +5

      Nestlé, Google, and Apple would agree

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +5

      I'm immediately uncomfortable with this one 😂😂

    • @alanrobledo1573
      @alanrobledo1573 3 года назад +3

      So I'm just skipping it.😆😆

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +1

      @@alanrobledo1573 in his video, Saberspark said he'd pay top dollar to see Tom Kenny's face when he sang that 😂

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +183

    NC:”we See a Elf Skiing”
    Elf Bowling Actually Shows an Elf Snowboarding
    me:Little Confused There,Aren’t You NC?

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 года назад +12

      I’m starting to wonder if it’s NC who’s the stoned one

    • @rckblzr
      @rckblzr 4 года назад +17

      @@dereknight861 You'd have to be to get through this movie.

    • @MrMusicfreak95
      @MrMusicfreak95 3 года назад +2

      @@dereknight861 hangs out with stonedgremlin a lot

  • @jimbrown8026
    @jimbrown8026 6 лет назад +105

    So... Would his name be Dingle Kringle?

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 6 лет назад +5

      Yes, his name is Dingle Kringle.
      #thatsthejoke :3

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +1

      Jim Brown
      ... Yes

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 года назад +1

      Oh wow. So they're also ripping off Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Wingle, Dingle, Tingle, Zingle, and Bingle Kringle. I like that movie, but I don't like this.

    • @gameuniverse8736
      @gameuniverse8736 3 года назад +2

      Satan,his brother Santa is an anagram of Satan after all

  • @spacejumpzoroark4354
    @spacejumpzoroark4354 6 лет назад +47

    It's a real shame-
    Hearing Tom Kenny sing about slavery being positive is magical

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 6 лет назад +6

      I want to now see cree summers sing about the joys of ethnic cleansing

    • @CrowTR0bot
      @CrowTR0bot 6 лет назад +1

      Is that actually a song she sung? I legitimately can't tell after watching this review. @@asher8754

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs2006 4 года назад +124

    When I Was a Kid I Used to Play Elf Bowling,But Only When I Was Really Really Bored After Getting Home From School,it Was Great For Just Turning Off Your Brain,&,Relaxing

  • @hauntingheart3380
    @hauntingheart3380 5 лет назад +114

    15:35 that joke made me laugh to hard
    "LIKE FIRE-"

  • @rafaelfernandez6626
    @rafaelfernandez6626 6 лет назад +51

    I can't wait for the new generation of people complaining that the wall is different.

  • @Nuigi12
    @Nuigi12 6 лет назад +80

    No lie I almost cried at the end of the review. Goodbye old studio

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 лет назад

      What was wrong with it?

    • @Nuigi12
      @Nuigi12 6 лет назад +1

      @@Poever Theyre moving to a new studio

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 лет назад +1

      @@Nuigi12 But the main question is WHY?

    • @clever_girl_766
      @clever_girl_766 6 лет назад +8

      More space and shiz

    • @DanaTheInsane
      @DanaTheInsane 6 лет назад

      @Poever Fewer views=lower budget.

  • @JokersPalace3384
    @JokersPalace3384 6 лет назад +66

    She puts her strudel in her mouth.
    I don’t have to say anything. It speaks for itself.

  • @jbleichman
    @jbleichman 6 лет назад +142

    You've got Tom Kenny and penguins. How do we not get any Ice King jokes? You've failed us, Gunther!

    • @Flipcrash
      @Flipcrash 6 лет назад +3

      7

    • @nivlacdrawoh312
      @nivlacdrawoh312 6 лет назад

      Quack

    • @caseygibson7266
      @caseygibson7266 6 лет назад +8

      Or better yet for The Batman fans, just The Penguin jokes

    • @whoasked9500
      @whoasked9500 6 лет назад +5

      This movie came out in 2007, Adventure Time first aired in 2010.

    • @jbleichman
      @jbleichman 6 лет назад +9

      Scuderia Kasey Dixon and the review came out in 2018. If he can do Reverse-Flash jokes in the Yogi Bear review, Ice King jokes are fair game.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +56

    7:28 *SHUT THAT DOOR*

  • @midwestman4154
    @midwestman4154 6 лет назад +150

    17:20, "Watch this, Santa!"
    I'm going to kill any survivors!!
    Oh Nostalgic Critic, why? Lol!

    • @pridefulnamelesshunter1145
      @pridefulnamelesshunter1145 5 лет назад +7

      First you lose count of the toys then you short the machine then blast my girlfriends strudel NOW YOU COMMIT GENOCIDE??!!

  • @backup368
    @backup368 6 лет назад +201

    I think she said "My strudel or that wet noodle".

    • @chenstormstout9456
      @chenstormstout9456 6 лет назад +43

      backup368 still not any better.

    • @ANGST.ARGENTINA
      @ANGST.ARGENTINA 6 лет назад +13

      Ehem, HOES BEFORE BROS

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 лет назад +15

      Slightly better if "strudel" meant her girl parts and "wet noodle" meant, well, you get the idea... PG everyone!

    • @daniels6322
      @daniels6322 6 лет назад +1

      @@TheGuardDuck Ya good thing they kept it high brow.

    • @gerasimpetrov5805
      @gerasimpetrov5805 6 лет назад +5

      Nah, I think it's "My strudel or dead bed noodle" , and I can never un-hear it again.

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin 6 лет назад +70

    "Look boss, I can do your mom" Was the greatest line out of the whole movie.

  • @fleetadmiralauto6506
    @fleetadmiralauto6506 5 лет назад +37

    15:09 The National Anthem of the Confederate States of America (c. 1860)

    • @thEannoyingE
      @thEannoyingE 3 года назад

      Keep in mind, Tom Kenny got paid for this.

  • @Smoothbluehero
    @Smoothbluehero 5 лет назад +243

    SLAVERY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
    lol I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +14

      what the hell

    • @neonredhex
      @neonredhex 4 года назад +16

      Same here. I busted a gut when I heard that song.

    • @cagefreeowl843
      @cagefreeowl843 4 года назад +12

      Why would Spongebob sing about so awful

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +8

      from the Ice King, no less xD

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +6

      @Gay Squid It wouldn't surprise me... xD

  • @laser4341
    @laser4341 6 лет назад +53

    WHY AM I GOING TO MISS A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO!?!?

  • @LubuzzD
    @LubuzzD 6 лет назад +215

    The elves don’t have nostrils...
    Ew

  • @cheyennec5546
    @cheyennec5546 6 лет назад +555

    *Who saw this on Saberspark first?*

    • @TheAlexSchmidt
      @TheAlexSchmidt 6 лет назад +9

      I saw it on Bobsheaux before any of those

    • @delete1896
      @delete1896 6 лет назад +2

      I did

    • @otakufreak40
      @otakufreak40 6 лет назад +4

      Oh, so THAT’S why I thought I saw this review before. :v

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 6 лет назад +2

      Me, but Bobsheaux did it first

    • @silentassason
      @silentassason 6 лет назад +2

      For a second I read that as spankbank...i think i have problems like Malcolm

  • @PenguDengu523
    @PenguDengu523 6 лет назад +74

    Saberspark and Nostalgia Critic? There's always 2 doing the same thing ain't there

    • @ZackRToler
      @ZackRToler 6 лет назад +13

      No...Nooooooo!

    • @kyleandrade6140
      @kyleandrade6140 6 лет назад +2

      Maybe

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 6 лет назад +2

      yea

    • @SharpDesign
      @SharpDesign 6 лет назад

      kinda like how Jontron killed him in the Nostalgiaween and said, "that's for reviewing Food Fight."

  • @airborne_productions2485
    @airborne_productions2485 6 лет назад +66

    9:34 Critic trying to impersonate Tom Kenny is just hilarious

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +5

      Airborne_Productions
      And he didn’t do too bad at it, either

  • @platypusbunneh
    @platypusbunneh 6 лет назад +90

    4:53 "We're just Packers fans"
    LMAO xD
    Sincerely, a Packer fan.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +2

      PlatypusBunneh
      That made me laugh, too

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 5 лет назад +6

      PlatypusBunneh
      No reason to shoot him for that. Now if he said he was a Patriots fans, fire at will.

    • @ZorillaMyrid181
      @ZorillaMyrid181 5 лет назад

      Ah, fellow Packers fans.

    • @theangrycheesehead
      @theangrycheesehead 5 лет назад +1

      I'm a packer fan and I'd rather he used the joke on a viking or steeler

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +1

      Is that the only time you can see a Wisconsin with a gun?

  • @nitromagilou597
    @nitromagilou597 6 лет назад +243

    This is basically the FoodFight! of Christmas movies.

    • @legoking6165
      @legoking6165 6 лет назад +9

      You don't know how long I've been waiting for this.

    • @parkerkasony8600
      @parkerkasony8600 6 лет назад +4

      I literally just said it's Christmas foodfight lol

    • @linknowhereman
      @linknowhereman 6 лет назад

      Yep

    • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
      @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 лет назад +13

      no that honor still belongs to rap city street kids

    • @Guzmano7
      @Guzmano7 6 лет назад +1

      we do not mention that here anymore ever since .the review

  • @thegreatest7354
    @thegreatest7354 5 лет назад +27

    "It's like a Super Bowl where one Touchdown wins..."
    Anyone else watching this after Super Bowl 53?

  • @bsperoz
    @bsperoz 6 лет назад +57

    3:45 THAT IS NOT SKIING IT IS SNOWBOARDING!!!

    • @charlesm7215
      @charlesm7215 6 лет назад +3

      reeee

    • @tompor561
      @tompor561 6 лет назад +1

      Looks like NC gotta make another fuck up list

  • @FluuuffInari
    @FluuuffInari 6 лет назад +44

    *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

  • @mammamia6509
    @mammamia6509 5 лет назад +58

    0:42 At the the bottom of the dvd it says “can Christmas be spared?”
    *please end me*

    • @PannierLaw
      @PannierLaw 5 лет назад +4

      **Loads Glock 16** That can be arranged

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 6 лет назад +17

    14:39 aren't we gonna talk about how Santa stranded his wife on an ice block? And even if she's near the workshop it's currently a firey pit of hell now?

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 лет назад +2

      Sorry honey I prefer Dingle’s strudel

  • @jordandrinnon8862
    @jordandrinnon8862 6 лет назад +93

    “Like FIRE!”
    I. DIED. 😂😂😂😂

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 6 лет назад +8

      Jordan Drinnon
      I keep laughing at that “I can do your mom” part

    • @JWeb66
      @JWeb66 5 лет назад +4

      "Keep your hot strudel in your pants!"

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 5 лет назад

      Jordan Drinnon “I’m coming Santa!”

  • @zafirhussain7221
    @zafirhussain7221 6 лет назад +110

    Its like a chick flick, but instead of smoking babes dude...its a munchkin and a fat guy. *Cries*

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад +7

      Somebody posted that as a review on Amazon

    • @peppermink2200
      @peppermink2200 5 лет назад +7

      Parker Green that "somebody" was SaberSpark

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 6 лет назад +33

    Saberspark has left the chat

  • @Mr_Twiglesworth
    @Mr_Twiglesworth 6 лет назад +101

    "2003? That's barely nostalgic."
    -Critic

    • @nicr-ff9hc
      @nicr-ff9hc 6 лет назад +28

      He said that in 2010. Now, it's the end of 2018. 11 years since it came out.

    • @Mr_Twiglesworth
      @Mr_Twiglesworth 6 лет назад +8

      @@nicr-ff9hc I understand, it's just entertaining how it aged

    • @nixiscartwright5521
      @nixiscartwright5521 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. Twiglesworth wasn't that line from his review of The Room?

    • @PikminandOatchi
      @PikminandOatchi 6 лет назад +1

      To him an almost 40 year old man. 2003 is nostalgic to me a 22 year old.

    • @mariogamefreak1
      @mariogamefreak1 6 лет назад +2

      Mr. Twiglesworth 2003 was 15 years ago

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 6 лет назад +13

    15:32 As soon as I saw that, I knew there was going to be a Hellfire joke.

  • @alecfoisy58
    @alecfoisy58 6 лет назад +76

    How many people have reviewed this already? There's MrEnter, Bobsheaux, anyone else I'm missing?

    • @silverselkie1692
      @silverselkie1692 6 лет назад +49

      Alec Foisy SaberSpark

    • @Silverstar_
      @Silverstar_ 6 лет назад +8

      And Trent Troop & Greg Sepelak (a.k.a. Starchibald and Sunny Jim) from The Isle of Rangoon.

    • @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1
      @xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 6 лет назад +11

      Maybe we need a dart board. Who reviewed this movie the dart game.

    • @boyenjoyer7
      @boyenjoyer7 6 лет назад +3

      @@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 made into a motion picture in 2020

    • @dynastytraini4450
      @dynastytraini4450 6 лет назад +5

      Saberspark

  • @ryukthedarkrai4259
    @ryukthedarkrai4259 6 лет назад +106

    The greatest anime crossover of our time:
    •Santa
    •Spongebob
    •Ice King
    •Waluigi
    •Bowling
    •Christmas

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 6 лет назад +30

    5:21 "We play with them and then store them in that mountain over there."
    "That looks more like a plat-(PUNCH)-EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (CRASH!!)

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 лет назад +209

    "Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 6 лет назад +17

      *DISGUSTANG*

    • @connorcaldwell588
      @connorcaldwell588 6 лет назад +2

      Me!

    • @varietyhub2948
      @varietyhub2948 6 лет назад

      Not sure

    • @arpodyssey7913
      @arpodyssey7913 6 лет назад

      Nathaniel Foga you stole that joke from a comment on Saberspark's video

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 6 лет назад +2

      You must NOT accent the nut. It’s not “salt peaNUTS salt peaNUTS!”
      It’s “salt PEAnuts salt PEAnuts”
      See, there is a difference

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 лет назад +42

    Christmas films that I think Critic could review next year:
    Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas
    The Grinch (2018)
    The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

    • @sarahmcmann5253
      @sarahmcmann5253 5 лет назад +3

      Movie Maniac those are great ideas I also thought of
      Eureka’s Castle Christmas special
      Arthur’s Perfect Christmas
      Felix the Cat Christmas

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 года назад +1

      Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

  • @dreamergamer1872
    @dreamergamer1872 2 года назад +32

    I love the line “we’re just packers fans!”

  • @secondnature87
    @secondnature87 6 лет назад +120

    Is.....is that Tom Kenny as Dingle?

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 6 лет назад +41

    I think we hit peak "How the hell did they make a movie out of this?"

    • @fireblast133
      @fireblast133 6 лет назад +3

      ShadowAkatora don’t say that, otherwise we’ll get flappy bird or Tetris or minesweeper.

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 6 лет назад

      I guess so! I never even heard of this movie in 2007, and only heard of it because of this review. Talk about forgettable!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 6 лет назад +1

      @@fireblast133 College Humor made fake movie trailers of Tetris and Minesweeper, but I'm willing to bet you knew that, since you picked those two.

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 3 года назад +1

      Answer, they didn't. They made a fever dream.

  • @rowanbrown5541
    @rowanbrown5541 6 лет назад +37

    Elf bowling, where a stoned elf skis on a snowboard

  • @kysonjack3158
    @kysonjack3158 6 лет назад +37

    Is anyone going to mention how the Critic can't tell the difference between skiing and snowboarding?

    • @KryshaSyrin
      @KryshaSyrin 6 лет назад +6

      I figured the movie just broke him early . . . Or the CGI was just that bad

    • @SZKgames
      @SZKgames 6 лет назад +3

      Time for another top 11 NC f ups

    • @JamesDavy2009
      @JamesDavy2009 6 лет назад +4

      @@SZKgames Somebody get Douchey on the phone.

    • @dragon22214
      @dragon22214 6 лет назад +2

      dougs just an idiot lol

    • @Salukiara
      @Salukiara 6 лет назад +1

      I don't understated why i dug giving away his studio?

  • @imaginaryboy2000
    @imaginaryboy2000 6 лет назад +52

    We accept the late Christmas gift, Critic

  • @mdudegamer
    @mdudegamer 6 лет назад +31

    I remember my uncle had that game when I was little, and when I found out it had a movie I was flabbergasted. Could've sworn it was called Bowling for Elves, though.

  • @MocnyBrowarek
    @MocnyBrowarek 6 лет назад +52

    More like Elf Blowing the Movie - right guys? guys? damn it....

    • @LaPollaAtomica
      @LaPollaAtomica 6 лет назад +1

      That's actually the spiritual sequel to Fucking Elf Bowling.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 6 лет назад +3

      Elf Blowing the Movie sounds like something Cinema Snob would review.

  • @Starfals
    @Starfals 6 лет назад +61

    The tsunami in Indonesia is pretty hardcore.. my friends from there lost everything ;/ One second we talk on the computer, the next second they were homeless.. wtf man. Life can suck sometimes..

    • @birbies
      @birbies 6 лет назад

      what

    • @windyboys
      @windyboys 6 лет назад

      I'm sorry for your friends but how does your comment relate to the video?

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 6 лет назад +12

      ​@@windyboys After the credits, NC talks about donations for a charity involved in the Volcano/Tsunami relief efforts.

    • @windyboys
      @windyboys 6 лет назад +2

      @@joshuaanderson1712 Oh, I see. Thanks for explaining it.

    • @Starfals
      @Starfals 5 лет назад +3

      @@joshuaanderson1712 yea that

  • @trekend3161
    @trekend3161 5 лет назад +11

    11:15
    Doug somehow foretells Super Bowl LIII with a throwaway Elf Bowling joke.

  • @livmendel
    @livmendel 6 лет назад +39

    that hellfire joke was everything

  • @namelesschildren823
    @namelesschildren823 6 лет назад +21

    Yay, he's his old swearing self again! God bless ya, Doug, and Merry Christmas!

  • @CardsTricks42
    @CardsTricks42 5 лет назад +14

    15:09 South Carolina makes their secession announcement, starting the Confederacy, 1860 (Colorized)

  • @smashingpots9928
    @smashingpots9928 6 лет назад +33

    Will your new studio have a different wall again?
    I dont think the internet can handle another

  • @countdooku7152
    @countdooku7152 6 лет назад +37

    Don't forget that Doug mistook Mark Ruffalo for Eric Bana!

    • @Serprizebuttsecks
      @Serprizebuttsecks 6 лет назад +6

      Never forget

    • @lukepeers6164
      @lukepeers6164 6 лет назад +3

      And in this he says skiing when it’s clearly snowboarding

    • @micdrop344
      @micdrop344 6 лет назад +5

      Hopefully, this inspires another Top 11 F***ups

    • @SweenyTodd98
      @SweenyTodd98 6 лет назад +5

      Actually he posted on Facebook that he actually confused the name Eric Bana with Bruce Banner

  • @urobleps
    @urobleps 6 лет назад +38

    The Hellfire clip nearly made me spit out my drink

  • @MarkCabaniss
    @MarkCabaniss 6 лет назад +91

    “WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!”

  • @alonelygoldfish2966
    @alonelygoldfish2966 6 лет назад +111

    🎵 slavery makes the world go round🎵

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 6 лет назад +8

      Why Tom Kenny Why

    • @EagleTimberWolf
      @EagleTimberWolf 6 лет назад +5

      You just know Tom Kenny couldn't sing that with a straight face.

    • @mr.jack2002
      @mr.jack2002 6 лет назад

      @@EagleTimberWolf yes he sings the song in the movie

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 6 лет назад +6

      "A FAMILY PICTURE!"

    • @megalodon7916
      @megalodon7916 6 лет назад +2

      That is probably one of the most disturbing musical numbers I’ve heard in a long time. Who the hell thought that was okay!? Why would anyone put that in a kids film!? What’s next, a song about genocide?

  • @demon2hitman382
    @demon2hitman382 5 лет назад +16

    14:19 Just let that sink in....... there you are now laughing

  • @phish9064
    @phish9064 6 лет назад +27

    Why did Tom Kenny agree to this?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 лет назад +5

      Money, Dear Boy! It's a TVTrope, look it up.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 лет назад +7

      Pretty sure they tricked him into thinking this was an episode of Spongebob where he played multiple roles

    • @steelwing1116
      @steelwing1116 6 лет назад +3

      @@mrcritical6751 I mean Santa Claus does exist in SpongeBob so

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 6 лет назад +1

      The guy said yes to voicing Skids, are you really that surprised?

    • @phish9064
      @phish9064 6 лет назад +1

      @@shadowspider9 yeah, like Dan Green had to put up with some of the crap from Video Brinquedo

  • @ihvojd
    @ihvojd 6 лет назад +49

    This “video game film” makes the Angry Birds movie look like the god damn Netflix Castlevania series!

    • @demonminer8093
      @demonminer8093 6 лет назад +3

      @@pygmalion0451 OH GOD THE REPRESSED MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK

    • @asher8754
      @asher8754 6 лет назад

      Viet Cong viet cong!!!!

    • @victordunjic9351
      @victordunjic9351 6 лет назад +1

      Eh, Angry Birds was decent.

  • @jacobisaacs600
    @jacobisaacs600 6 лет назад +32

    12:08 that was so random that I burst out laughing wtf.

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 3 года назад +2

      "... You know exactly what you said." 😂