Ranking Every Wife In Skyrim

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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2024
  • There's A LOT of potential wives in Skyrim... so let's rank them.
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  • @danteeightsix9069
    @danteeightsix9069 3 месяца назад +3394

    "Is that an Amulet of Mara? Are you interested in me?"
    "Nah, I'm just here for the 10% restoration spell cost reduction.

    • @jaydentyrell9483
      @jaydentyrell9483 3 месяца назад +31

      😂

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад +23

      Is that an actual dialogue people will tell you?

    • @samhamsord7942
      @samhamsord7942 3 месяца назад +73

      @@Voltar_99 yes.. if I remember it right. Wearing amulet will trigger those from weird potential mates around all of skyrim and beyond, though fairly rarely.

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад +7

      @@samhamsord7942 I wore an amulet of Mara for a while and I don’t think I ever heard that, so it being rare would make sense

    • @achmadzidanali7635
      @achmadzidanali7635 3 месяца назад +6

      ​​@@Voltar_99no there isnt,but for the question of "interested in me?" There is,for the answer of 10% restoration was sadly no,its just someone joke

  • @moarfizz
    @moarfizz 3 месяца назад +1940

    I literally married Camilla just to mess with Faendal and Sven

    • @KillrMonkey19
      @KillrMonkey19 3 месяца назад +194

      Till they show up uninvited to wherever you're living at

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 3 месяца назад +66

      @@KillrMonkey19 mess with, mess up, whatever.

    • @ziul.3124
      @ziul.3124 3 месяца назад +5

      😂

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@KillrMonkey19if I ever decide to uninstall the mod I have that lets me marry serana and marry Camilla cause why not I’ll kill those 2 the millisecond they show up at my door. Either that or see if I can find a mod that makes them essential and use the modded spell I have that lets me send essential characters to oblivion

    • @J-umper
      @J-umper 3 месяца назад +79

      did this, then made sven a steward

  • @grayfear2833
    @grayfear2833 3 месяца назад +655

    Watching this video makes me feel like Lord Farquad when he was watching the magic mirror deciding which princess to marry.

    • @jerryrikki9466
      @jerryrikki9466 2 месяца назад +34

      Number two, number two my Lord

    • @ThePerson44
      @ThePerson44 Месяц назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nirnvana
      @Nirnvana Месяц назад +2

      I thought this exactly 😭

    • @Lord_Pilaf
      @Lord_Pilaf 26 дней назад +6

      ​@@jerryrikki9466 Three! Pick three milord!

    • @tomsphnat
      @tomsphnat 21 день назад +2

      Many of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make 😇

  • @ughettapbacon
    @ughettapbacon 3 месяца назад +1466

    Aella probably smells like three German Shepherds every time it rains

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 3 месяца назад +1786

    If Serana was an option she would 100% be number 1.
    It honestly wouldn't even be fair

    • @SwaxMain4u
      @SwaxMain4u 3 месяца назад +98

      Why was she not an option anyways? Shes one of the more fleshed out characters

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 месяца назад +304

      @@SwaxMain4u Because the creators said so.
      But if you want the lore reason, Serana isn't ready or interested in marriage. She's gone through too much pain that it'll take her a lot of time to heal, so rushing into marriage doesn't suit her.

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 3 месяца назад +41

      I'm not so sure. Don't know about you, I like Serana, but not necessarily like that. She's more BFF material than wife material.

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад

      @@octavianpopescu4776 understandable, you’re in kinda of a minority, half this god forsaken community has a fetish for her and Ngl I see it which is why i have a mod installed that makes her a candidate

    • @mastergems5145
      @mastergems5145 3 месяца назад

      She is undead so... Necrophilia is a no, no.

  • @ChaotiX1
    @ChaotiX1 3 месяца назад +1060

    Another point for Ysolda. If Belethor happens to meet an unfortunate end, she takes over his shop, which means that "little store" she is running becomes a full fledged business. Great for laundering money!

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 3 месяца назад +140

      How to properly play Skyrim

    • @vagthegamer7429
      @vagthegamer7429 3 месяца назад +130

      Why would anything happen to belethor? I don't understand why anyone would ever wish harm to our fellow Breton friend. He'll get you the best there is or die trying.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 3 месяца назад +191

      @@vagthegamer7429 lets just say, sometimes bad things happen to good people...

    • @zodiacqueen1356
      @zodiacqueen1356 3 месяца назад +98

      ​@@ChaotiX1 Like a werewolf attack

    • @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305
      @mfwiloseintouhoubossfights9305 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@vagthegamer7429trying doesn't automatically guarantee success

  • @pirulitomaldito7543
    @pirulitomaldito7543 3 месяца назад +526

    Ultimate psychopath family is marrying Muiri and adopting Aventus Arentino 😂😂

    • @JIMT412
      @JIMT412 3 месяца назад +113

      That's Adams family material

    • @rudyhernandez4574
      @rudyhernandez4574 2 месяца назад +74

      While being the head of the dark brotherhood

    • @theincarnationofboredom207
      @theincarnationofboredom207 2 месяца назад +15

      Can you actually adopt aventus?

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 2 месяца назад +12

      Done it. It was great. So many burried bodies in the back yard though.... lol

    • @TheGraffiti600rr
      @TheGraffiti600rr 2 месяца назад +9

      ​@@theincarnationofboredom207 I'm 90% sure there's a patch for it.

  • @AstonMonks
    @AstonMonks 3 месяца назад +1365

    One of these days I'll do a playthrough that doesn't turn into a stealth archer married to Aela

    • @Suplex479
      @Suplex479 3 месяца назад +98

      No you won't, we all won't

    • @AngelicImp8641
      @AngelicImp8641 3 месяца назад +51

      Me who hates playing a sneak archer. 👉👈

    • @Zedvais
      @Zedvais 3 месяца назад +17

      One day my friend. Not today, not in any foreseeable future, but someday.

    • @bertranwalker6524
      @bertranwalker6524 3 месяца назад +3

      can i recommend an Orc warlock married to Marcurio?

    • @keifujitora6587
      @keifujitora6587 3 месяца назад +2

      How about a stealth mage/spellsword that's not married

  • @kylek1119
    @kylek1119 3 месяца назад +842

    I love vanilla ice cream, my car is silver, and I always marry Lydia.

    • @VAULT-TEC_INC.
      @VAULT-TEC_INC. 3 месяца назад +64

      I love making Lydia a member of the Blades and hearing her call me “Dragonborn.” 😻

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 3 месяца назад +81

      Gotta love marrying someone sworn to obey you no matter what.
      You cant lose with that decision.

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat 3 месяца назад +84

      ​@@michelvanderlinden8363
      I think it's kinda sweet. Like the dragonborn's proposal is, "You've done everything you can to protect me... now it in turn, I will do the same for you."

    • @volleybalmable
      @volleybalmable 3 месяца назад +19

      I love stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the simpsons and I also always marry Lydia

    • @Zayceofspades
      @Zayceofspades 3 месяца назад +12

      My Lydia always ends up dying to some stupid reason before I make it to riften

  • @ManskiTheRed
    @ManskiTheRed 3 месяца назад +437

    If Mjoll is good enough for Joe Joeman she is good enough for me

    • @Eatmyshorts1197
      @Eatmyshorts1197 3 месяца назад +33

      Shoutout joe joeman we miss him 😢

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад +5

      Who’s Joe Joeman again?

    • @Eatmyshorts1197
      @Eatmyshorts1197 3 месяца назад

      @@Voltar_99 he’s a RUclipsr lol look him up his Skyrim vids are super funny

    • @gal1gula
      @gal1gula 3 месяца назад +25

      @@Voltar_99a god amongst men

    • @natalie022
      @natalie022 3 месяца назад +24

      @@Voltar_99the guy who did a bunch of crazy shit to become high king lol

  • @sheffdog9376
    @sheffdog9376 3 месяца назад +1454

    This video = %100 truth and %0 Nazeem

    • @Treppoo
      @Treppoo 3 месяца назад +43

      Well he was in the background of one Ysolda clip ;)

    • @sheffdog9376
      @sheffdog9376 3 месяца назад +12

      @@Treppoo true ya got me >:)

    • @omuniinfiniti5652
      @omuniinfiniti5652 3 месяца назад +5

      Although Ysolda might be a drug dealer, to some rumors I've heard

    • @AndromedaPrima
      @AndromedaPrima 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Treppoo sadly, there is still no german suplex-ing Nazeem

    • @highlordalarak5111
      @highlordalarak5111 3 месяца назад +12

      Check the jarl balgrufs backside that’s usually where he stuffs himself

  • @ValkyrOnYouTube
    @ValkyrOnYouTube 3 месяца назад +67

    "Viola insists on being Windhelm's biggest moron, and for a city full of Nords, that's impressive."
    I took that personally.

  • @ralonnetaph6450
    @ralonnetaph6450 3 месяца назад +224

    I would like to point out that Jordis the shieldmaiden has several things going for her that the other houscarls lack.
    Her name is taken from the norse word "hjordis" meaning sword, meaning her name is lowkey cool af, and shieldmaiden is a really nice title for the dragonborn's wife.
    She expresses that she wanted to go out adventuring and see the world besides solitude and find a husband, so unlike the other characters just kinda going "oh is that an amulet of mara? sure why not" she actively wants a husband.
    She comes with the house in solitude which is objectively one of the better house options in the game, even if I do like goldenhills more.

    • @frankhalgas3798
      @frankhalgas3798 3 месяца назад +27

      I always have her equip skimpy falmer armor.

    • @TheMetalValkyrie
      @TheMetalValkyrie 3 месяца назад +33

      Shes really under rated she is my all time favorite she also the nicest wife.

    • @Pumbli
      @Pumbli 3 месяца назад +30

      Agreed on your points!
      To further expand on her name and as you said, "Hjördís" is the Old Norse name hers was based on, but it is also a compound word. "Hjör-" as you mentioned, means 'sword' but "Dís" means either 'maiden' or 'goddess'.
      So her name, directly translated from Old Norse would be "Swordmaiden", which makes reading out her full name and title translated kind of funny; Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden.

    • @ralonnetaph6450
      @ralonnetaph6450 3 месяца назад +15

      @@PumbliI didn't think I could like her even more thankyou.
      Sword the Shieldmaiden is funny, but Swordmaiden the Shieldmaiden is peak silly goober

    • @peterrobinson7803
      @peterrobinson7803 3 месяца назад +3

      Always her or Rya

  • @LegacyOfM
    @LegacyOfM 3 месяца назад +367

    You can get Murie without doing the Dark Brotherhood by making sure she becomes the new owner of the Alchemy shop. Yes, you have to "Accidentally" unalive her mentor to do so.

    • @pepo_pipi
      @pepo_pipi 3 месяца назад +23

      the amounts of details is crazy, crazy af. Bethesda have magic or some shit

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 3 месяца назад +41

      "Are you telling me that Bothela just happened to fall on your enchanted dragonbone sword like that?"
      "Yes."
      "Case dismissed."

    • @RedScrolls
      @RedScrolls 3 месяца назад +19

      then it gets awkward because if you decide to join the brotherhood you have to kill her ex-lover.
      kind of romantic actually.

    • @HarveyDangerLurker
      @HarveyDangerLurker 2 месяца назад

      I usually marry her cause I liked her for some reason. Probably the murders.

    • @blueserenbippity7066
      @blueserenbippity7066 2 месяца назад +3

      Isn’t Muiri one of the people who attend the Feast of Namira, too?

  • @NR-hg1zs
    @NR-hg1zs 3 месяца назад +480

    Still pumping out ranking videos 13 years later is a sign the game is a masterpiece.

    • @luthiamoonlightfrqc2905
      @luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 3 месяца назад +6

      Starfield? What is that?

    • @pepo_pipi
      @pepo_pipi 3 месяца назад

      @@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 get a life

    • @nicbahtin4774
      @nicbahtin4774 3 месяца назад +14

      Maybe it's cause it's the last good bethesda RPG

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 месяца назад

      @@luthiamoonlightfrqc2905 stop being so stupid

    • @yamo511
      @yamo511 3 месяца назад +3

      gotta keep pumping out that slop!

  • @alexithymia6288
    @alexithymia6288 3 месяца назад +84

    I just keep things basic and marry Lydia most of the time. She's a solid fighter, has great looks and a pleasant voice, and she opens up a small general store that produces 100 gold per day once you marry her. Whether adventuring together in full Daedric armor, or chilling at the Tundra Homestead selling trinkets, odds and ends, and that sort of thing, she makes for an awesome spouse.

    • @Avatar1977
      @Avatar1977 3 месяца назад +21

      and she's sworn to carry our burdens

    • @Mr-tu4cj
      @Mr-tu4cj 3 месяца назад +20

      Lydia is a badass. People say they don’t like how she complains, but I’d complain too if my boss kept handing me tons of crap to carry. Also, if you get her to take her armor off, you’ll see that she carries her own burdens. Lol

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Месяц назад +2

      @@Mr-tu4cj every time she says “i am sworn to carry your burdens 🙃” it makes me laugh, i’ve never found it annoying lol

    • @Hypersp4ce
      @Hypersp4ce Месяц назад +4

      I just married Lydia today and it was one of the most beautiful experiences I've had in Skyrim. She's a great early game follower and an even better wife. I'm feeling the love right now haha. She's beautiful inside and out.

    • @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl
      @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl 29 дней назад

      I don’t marry her because I keep her around with my wife as a little harem 😂

  • @blackwingred3473
    @blackwingred3473 3 месяца назад +173

    Sylgia is almost always my go-to wife she's just too perfect. 🥰

    • @SCP01986
      @SCP01986 3 месяца назад +15

      Same! Miner's uniform or not, she is so pretty and nice

    • @davidkusner5637
      @davidkusner5637 3 месяца назад +19

      She can crack rock with the best of 'em.

    • @eamontdmas
      @eamontdmas 3 месяца назад +8

      Perfect? She's only the second best looking woman in her family.

    • @blackwingred3473
      @blackwingred3473 3 месяца назад +6

      @eamontdmas Sure that may be the case but I love Sylgia's personality more than anything.

    • @davidkusner5637
      @davidkusner5637 3 месяца назад +7

      There's a mod called Amorous Adventures that is, um, interesting. The adventure with Sylgja and her mother is really over-the-top.

  • @goose8313
    @goose8313 3 месяца назад +126

    I always marry Shahvee ! She's so wholesome and she deserves to have a good life 🥺

    • @zekenotech
      @zekenotech 3 месяца назад +33

      Ah, a fellow Shahvee enjoyer. When I married her, I manually walked with her all the way back to the house in Whiterun. We ran into a bear, a gang of bandits, and a troll and every time Shahvee drew her dagger and went "SQUARE UP, MFER". Best girl, hands down.

    • @jasonmarin8187
      @jasonmarin8187 2 месяца назад +14

      I married her too. I also wish that Serana and a female Khajit were an option for marriage.

    • @Impalingthorn
      @Impalingthorn Месяц назад +6

      Shahvee men unite.
      Many would say we only like her because of her looks, but truly most Dragonborn wouldn't CONSIDER her because of their looks.
      Shahvee is wholesome and loving. If she looked like a Skyrim native you sweetroll stuffers would love her.

    • @c1borgen
      @c1borgen Месяц назад +2

      The only argonian maid I can have

  • @editorrbr2107
    @editorrbr2107 3 месяца назад +78

    Muiri is awesome. Who would not want a Foresworn wife as much as you have to be in the reach?
    She has a useful skillset; she has a job; she’s perfect for chaotic or evil Dragonborn…and she’s a looker.

    • @Captainumerica
      @Captainumerica 3 месяца назад +11

      Clearly the prettiest face in Skyrim

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 месяца назад +13

      "I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me" - a Dragonborn of culture, right after downing a drink Muiri just handed him.

  • @vamp1024
    @vamp1024 3 месяца назад +182

    I ADORE Jenassa. I almost always either marry her or make her my bestie.

    • @joepetto9488
      @joepetto9488 3 месяца назад +18

      Stay away from my wife.

    • @vamp1024
      @vamp1024 3 месяца назад +37

      @@joepetto9488 she can marry us both. She has 2 hands.

    • @firstLast-jw7bm
      @firstLast-jw7bm 3 месяца назад

      @@vamp1024 you two can have the hands as long as I can have that forehead crevice

    • @user-dl8vi5lm2u
      @user-dl8vi5lm2u 2 месяца назад +3

      I always had her as a follower. I am just using Lydia to carry my crap.

    • @Aldiraider
      @Aldiraider 2 месяца назад +1

      i made her into my house-steward. Cause i already married another character.

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
    @bonefetcherbrimley7740 3 месяца назад +47

    Lydia is my favorite housescarl. She was my first follower in skyrim, and we together laid low the world eater. I kitted her out in the best gear, and the strongest armor. Lydia was an unstoppable whirl-wind of destruction and "You should've stayed in your forest, little elf..."
    It was great. Sadly...One day she bugged out and woudn't put her helmet on, so I gracefully retired her to breeze home. She is Lydia of Whiterun, sworn to carry your burdens. And she is cool!

    • @jojobean3026
      @jojobean3026 2 месяца назад +2

      Exact same for me only she wouldn't wear her chest piece

  • @CaptainFellowship
    @CaptainFellowship 3 месяца назад +43

    Borgakh is the green queen of Skyrim

  • @aurawolf2221
    @aurawolf2221 3 месяца назад +80

    Your number 2 is my personal ultimate number 1 pick because of her drop dead gorgeous looks!
    Plus being business savy has always kept me rolling in gold!

    • @joshfairweather97
      @joshfairweather97 3 месяца назад +8

      Muiri, Sylgia and Ysolda are my top 3's. Plus Corri English's voice is a bonus too.

    • @DaveLunderground
      @DaveLunderground 3 месяца назад +6

      also, she's kinda the walter white of skyrim. my only problem with her is her crush on mikael. so i usually choose sylgja, who is an excellent wife/mother.

    • @splitman1129
      @splitman1129 3 месяца назад +3

      It's a video game y'all. Jajaja

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 3 месяца назад

      ​@@splitman1129 no shit fucker. but this rpg,so do t rain in peoples roleplay parade

  • @BeardedBeerMan
    @BeardedBeerMan 3 месяца назад +99

    When all my other favourite Skyrim RUclipsrs fail to upload, Fall Damage comes to the rescue

  • @pravusprime
    @pravusprime 3 месяца назад +67

    In my first playthrough, I married Ysolda and was very happy with her, especially against some of the choices of my friends. I always intend on later playthroughs to make a different choice, but I end up marrying her again.
    I've adopted different children (though always either Sophie or Lucia get adopted), done different armors, built and lived in different houses, I always end up marrying Ysolda.

    • @connorrasmussen1167
      @connorrasmussen1167 27 дней назад

      nice, although i use SDA for one reason and thats marrying serana

  • @Andtherewasguitar
    @Andtherewasguitar 3 месяца назад +18

    Aerin will actually run the whole way through Skyrim if you fast travel. One day I found him running along the road. Pretty soon he aggroed some wolves and I very happily didn't help him even one tiny bit. It's not murder, it's just nature taking its course.

  • @CmdCodd
    @CmdCodd 3 месяца назад +35

    You missed the mage woman south of Riften (I can't remember her name at the moment) that will join you and even marry you if you rescue her and help her stop the evil order of mages in the tower you found her in, she's a good one.
    (If you missed her there could be others, and she isn't DLC or MOD related she's base game).

    • @anonymouseX942
      @anonymouseX942 2 месяца назад +7

      That's Ilia, the one who disappears if you dismiss her, he did talk about her

    • @CmdCodd
      @CmdCodd 2 месяца назад +6

      @@anonymouseX942 yeah I saw a couple days later in a different video, I also discovered that the unofficial Skyrim patch is what fixes her so I guess you do need a mod because Bethesda left her a broken character... If they hadn't messed up her code then you wouldn't need the patch. 😑

  • @cozarooni1834
    @cozarooni1834 3 месяца назад +36

    If for some odd reason you really wants to live on Solsthiem, just keep in mind the woman on this list Morwen and Hilund can't move into Severin Manor, you can only move into their own respective homes, Thirsk Mead Hall and Morwen's House.

    • @tacidian7573
      @tacidian7573 3 месяца назад +10

      Solstheim? A terrible place, I've heard. There's a boat from Khuul, if you have any reason to go.

  • @t-rex_tion9612
    @t-rex_tion9612 3 месяца назад +41

    Ysolda has always been my go to.
    Shes about the perfect wife in skyrim. Kind, cute, and smart.

    • @catnip8896
      @catnip8896 3 месяца назад +15

      And sells drugs. 😂😂

    • @Mr-tu4cj
      @Mr-tu4cj 3 месяца назад +6

      And she has a massive crush on the Whiterun bard Mikael, to the point that the game code even lists him as her boyfriend so that she will hate you if you attack him. I think she also owns his book.

    • @march8482
      @march8482 3 месяца назад

      Same, but I also feel a little bad for taking away her hopes and dreams of taking over the bannered mare from Hulda.
      On the other hand, if she's my wive, I can give her a mammoth tusk everyday, if you know what I mean ;-)

    • @Mr-tu4cj
      @Mr-tu4cj 3 месяца назад +3

      @@march8482 it’s ok she will open up a shop when you marry her, so in a way she’s living her dream.

  • @jacobringenwald
    @jacobringenwald 2 месяца назад +23

    I wish you could marry Ingun Black-Briar so that you marry into the richest family in Skyrim.
    Edit: Ysolda is usually my go to, she's a grinder

    • @LoogyHead
      @LoogyHead 2 месяца назад +2

      The only downside is I am certain she would test her poisons on her spouse.

    • @jacobringenwald
      @jacobringenwald 2 месяца назад +1

      @@LoogyHead on that same note, you would really have to be careful and not make her too mad, too.

    • @danieldegraaf1217
      @danieldegraaf1217 Месяц назад

      Downloaded a mod once to do just that, was quite fun tbh 👍🏼

  • @IndoorSunset
    @IndoorSunset 3 месяца назад +41

    I swear that I remember being able to marry Derkeethus (I think that is how you spell his name idk) after you save him from Dark Water Crossing. I remember because when you ask to marry him he says something along the lines of "I would gladly walk along side you until the trees themselves fade away" or something like that. I thought that it sounded nice, but I might be wrong.

    • @Loz-Omega
      @Loz-Omega 3 месяца назад +12

      Its derkeethus and he is a male. And also i heard he is kinda bugged

    • @IndoorSunset
      @IndoorSunset 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Loz-Omega okay good to know. I'm glad that I wasn't imagining things.

    • @Lotselance
      @Lotselance 3 месяца назад +6

      Darkeethus is bugged as hell, if you want to marry a male Argonian go for Scouts-Many-Marshes in Windhelm instead

  • @GavinSpace
    @GavinSpace 3 месяца назад +78

    lydia is the goat and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @bertrandflantier3837
      @bertrandflantier3837 3 месяца назад +3

      She's not. Did i convice you ?

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 3 месяца назад +4

      Because we treat her like a pack goat or other beast of burden?

    • @jarrettbatchelor1873
      @jarrettbatchelor1873 3 месяца назад

      Serena

    • @stanlydalone4402
      @stanlydalone4402 3 месяца назад

      You’re thinking of Hilda, and just because she can carry a lot of extra loot it’s no reason to marry a goat

    • @user-dl8vi5lm2u
      @user-dl8vi5lm2u 2 месяца назад

      Until you accidentally shoot her while trying to kill Draugr in the doorway. That's why she only has a bow for me.

  • @Deadsphere
    @Deadsphere 3 месяца назад +42

    I still argue that Shahvee is the best because she genuinely doesn't mind living in the docks of Winterhold and deals with the oppression she gets every day. I was going to use her quote as my Senior quote when I graduated but they made me change it.
    "Sometimes life puts you in difficult circumstances you didn't choose. But being happy or unhappy is a choice you make, and I've chosen to make the best of things that I can."

    • @randyrandom3358
      @randyrandom3358 2 месяца назад +8

      Damn, who invited mister Philosopher eh?
      That proverb hits deep, it's just a shame that I can empathize with it personally

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 Месяц назад +3

      Indeed, also I often times trick myself into being happy and upbeat

  • @allhandsondik7803
    @allhandsondik7803 3 месяца назад +14

    Breylyna was my first and still favorite female romance. She's just adorable, with her continuous flubbung of her spells (while insisting to tolfdir she knows exactly what she's doing), and her trying to distance herself from her Telvanni family.

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly Месяц назад +1

      One of the best followers for sure. The College questline is rushed, but it's my favoruite faction for how at home I felt with the characters there. Brelyna and I have shared trauma from stumbling into more falmer dungeons than I can count 😂

    • @JosephSmith-lm4ri
      @JosephSmith-lm4ri 14 дней назад +1

      10/10 dunmer gf.

  • @averagechadlegionary5824
    @averagechadlegionary5824 3 месяца назад +12

    Serena is the only one I want to marry but can’t. The only character that the Dragonborn actually connects to while the rest are just strangers to them.

  • @RyanZhao-zl2ht
    @RyanZhao-zl2ht 3 месяца назад +11

    THAT WEREWOLF LINE WAS CRAZY

  • @arizonawildcat3821
    @arizonawildcat3821 2 месяца назад +11

    My Dragonborn will wait eternity for Serana, that is his true love.

    • @miramarsebastien7970
      @miramarsebastien7970 Месяц назад

      If you're on PC use the amorous aventure mod.Once you kill Harkon and keep her with you she Will open up and you Will bring her to dibella priestesses Who Will teach her sex with you and the leader one.After. à while she is touched by dibella and you can marry her

  • @guilhermeosti9526
    @guilhermeosti9526 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro, keep doing these vids, they are awesome and funny.
    And informative

  • @chefjosephkowles575
    @chefjosephkowles575 3 месяца назад +2

    Excellent video. Amazing writing! 🔥

  • @EulersIdentityCrisis
    @EulersIdentityCrisis 3 месяца назад +18

    In my first playthrough I married Njada because of the hard to get aspect. I was so disappointed when she still says mean stuff occasionally and in my house in Solitude she would sleep in the basement instead of the bedroom. Then I met Serana...so I did what anyone guy would do. I restarted and speedran the DLC to marry her only to find out you can't.
    I usually marry Sylgja. Even her mom is hot so you know she's going to retain her looks. Muiri is also hot; but you have to "accidently" hit her boss with an aggression spell so a guard can take her out making way for Muriri to take over the shop so you can invest in it.

    • @keifujitora6587
      @keifujitora6587 3 месяца назад +2

      You can marry Muiri normally if you join the Dark Brotherhood and clear her quest (kill Alain and Nilsine)

  • @JzargoTodd
    @JzargoTodd 3 месяца назад +22

    You might just be the best Skyrim channels ever

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan 3 месяца назад

      Not judging by the subs count😂

    • @JzargoTodd
      @JzargoTodd 3 месяца назад +1

      @@DmytroBogdan what’s that supposed to mean

    • @odlfmariner470
      @odlfmariner470 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JzargoTodd he's just being a bit shallow

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan 3 месяца назад

      @@odlfmariner470 what is that suppose to mean?

  • @Zireael_1251
    @Zireael_1251 3 месяца назад +9

    Good to know that I'm not the only one who chose Aela over Lydia. What I like about Aela is her attitude towards Dragonborn - she speaks as your equal, your Shield Sister, while Lydia keeps saying "I am your sword and your shield, I will carry your burdens..." like a servant.

  • @IorekB92
    @IorekB92 3 месяца назад +134

    Now I need a video on husbands lol. My dragonborn needs a husband

    • @25Erix
      @25Erix 3 месяца назад +18

      Farkas is my go-to husband. He remains Essential after the Companions questline (just don't use Storm Call. That will kill him).

    • @tinnitusintensifies
      @tinnitusintensifies 3 месяца назад +4

      @@25ErixSTRUD-BOH-QAH

    • @ThatCatDiaz
      @ThatCatDiaz 3 месяца назад

      ​@@25ErixI bet he's a beast in bed too

    • @IorekB92
      @IorekB92 3 месяца назад +6

      @@25Erix he's definitely a choice, a hottie himbo 😍😍😍 plus we'd both be in The Hunting Grounds in the afterlife

    • @Erased-_
      @Erased-_ 3 месяца назад +15

      We don’t need no Fus-Roh-Gay energy around here

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 2 месяца назад +7

    The lack of Khajit is palpable.

  • @greencreekranch
    @greencreekranch 3 месяца назад +27

    If serana was an option there wouldn't even be a need for a list

  • @TheRealAceBase
    @TheRealAceBase 3 месяца назад +7

    This is the first video I see of you, and within 16 seconds, I'm hooked. Your voice reminds me of the narrator from Discovery's "How it's Made" in the best way possible.
    Definitely sticking around for a while just to listen..

  • @Ryan_Rants
    @Ryan_Rants 3 месяца назад +7

    My 3 favorites all in the top 10 (Jenassa, Sylgja, and Muiri). Although I am partial to Muiri for her looks and the whole cool with murder aspect, I think Jenassa is the most practical wife. She is the perfect wife for a Dunmer who prefers to date stay within the superior race. She is a good follower, unique enough dialogue, and I always feel like I am giving her a real home when I marry her.

  • @Captainumerica
    @Captainumerica 3 месяца назад +7

    You omitted to mention that Jenassa look really good in forsworn ravager clothes. Thought someone should say it.

  • @Furytear
    @Furytear 3 месяца назад +8

    Great video I'd love it if you could put together a list for the modded wives available at some point and rank those.

  • @Frank_42
    @Frank_42 3 месяца назад +36

    Face improvement mod packs were made for most of these wives. Maybe some personality packs would be nice. As for wives that talk down to you...that's actually pretty realistic.

    • @Shadow_Sonata
      @Shadow_Sonata 3 месяца назад

      The Bijin mods are the best for that. You should see how it improves Ysolda and Sylgja.

    • @vanlllasky
      @vanlllasky 3 месяца назад

      @@Shadow_Sonata Pandorable's mods are good too

    • @JayJoeVid4EVER
      @JayJoeVid4EVER 3 месяца назад

      Good thing I'm into that

  • @makmixerbeast
    @makmixerbeast 3 месяца назад +5

    Dunno about the bed chicanery that will happen at night but I won’t lie I do love Temba as a wife. Strong willed and can rage like a hurricane but damn do I feel supported by her.

  • @MadDadLad
    @MadDadLad 9 дней назад +1

    "She hates bears almost as much as Ulfric hates logic"
    I'm subbing just for that line alone🤣👏

  • @jacobringenwald
    @jacobringenwald 2 месяца назад +6

    I also commented this during the best companions video, but one time Mjoll was kidnapped as part of a Companions job, and the game had Aerin still be with her in whatever dungeon they were held up . So as soon as that area loaded in the bandits just killed him 💀
    Update: in my current playthrough Mjoll was captured again but this time Aerin spawned at the entrance to the second part of the dungeon. I was feeling generous, so I cleared the way for him, becayse otherwise the fool would rush in to fight the bandits and get himself killed

  • @crestfallenhussar895
    @crestfallenhussar895 3 месяца назад +6

    Dang, surprised Sylgja made it into the top 5! Makes me happy to hear though since she's always been my favorite even if she can't be a follower.
    Temba deserves a higher placing for being a Star Trek reference alone though ngl.

  • @Chessi_flowarts
    @Chessi_flowarts 3 месяца назад +1

    Good job. Would love to see the husband video next 💜

  • @sandronecromancer
    @sandronecromancer 3 месяца назад

    The content we need

  • @fgyjtingenieroeuropeo56
    @fgyjtingenieroeuropeo56 3 месяца назад +13

    Honestly Shahvee was my favorite just for the fact she is the only Saxhleel crazy enough to marry me. I feel bad for her backstory as a sneaky naugthy thief, and her devotion to earn a new and honest life is very aspiring. (Also Argonians are my favorite race in TES)
    Now she is favorite for how chill and kind she is, honestly i wish there was a way to convince her to become a rogue once again and turn both into a companion AND a wife. That way she would not be alone in our manor.

  • @Dominus564
    @Dominus564 3 месяца назад +14

    Do you get to the Cloud district very often? Oh, what am I'm saying, of course you don't.

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 3 месяца назад

      Nazeem really needs someone to shout out a response, doesn’t he?

  • @Liyahes
    @Liyahes 2 месяца назад

    Been watching bro forever now, he definitely deserves more subs

  • @phobiawitch835
    @phobiawitch835 3 месяца назад +1

    Saving this video for tomorrow (it is 3am when I see it while setting up ambience to sleep with). And I already wanna see a Husband version as well. But who knows, maybe I’ll finally find a lass that catches my attention, and potentially my heart, thanks to this video

  • @trenttabor8213
    @trenttabor8213 3 месяца назад +39

    Can you do a husbands ranking?

  • @DadInTaiwan
    @DadInTaiwan 3 месяца назад +3

    I married Borgakh (#13) in my last playthrough. Her tender pillow-talk contrasted so wonderfully with her tough Orc exterior that this Breton necromancer just couldn't resist.

  • @James-rm7sr
    @James-rm7sr 3 месяца назад +7

    I am a bit shocked as I do love Jenessa, but the dark elf in the college of Winterhold. That is the one I normally go with

  • @FurlowT
    @FurlowT 25 дней назад

    Neat vid, I hope ya do one for husbands as well.

  • @kimf3452
    @kimf3452 3 месяца назад +4

    Sylgia is the best. She is truly kind and respectful. She's so sweet and hardworking. Her dialogues make you fall for her.

  • @Cheeesters
    @Cheeesters 3 месяца назад +3

    I was so happy to see Shahvee so high on the list! She is my favorite and so sweet to me!

  • @readytogame83
    @readytogame83 3 месяца назад +1

    We need more vids from you please 😊

  • @jaredrobinson7071
    @jaredrobinson7071 3 месяца назад +31

    Brelyna is 100% my girl.

    • @M2TWhierarch
      @M2TWhierarch 3 месяца назад +4

      you are not alone

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 2 месяца назад +4

      What can I say? I like the nerdy chicks. My heart was hers the moment she turned me into a cow, and started apologising.

  • @kingasher8655
    @kingasher8655 3 месяца назад +12

    nahhh man, Muiri should be higher. I married her a while back and its legit very chill with her. Top 5 in my opinion

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 3 месяца назад

      Problem is you have to join the Dark Brotherhood 🤮

    • @Mr-tu4cj
      @Mr-tu4cj 3 месяца назад +3

      She’s one of the only spouse options in the whole game who has a proper romance quest.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 3 месяца назад

      @@Mr-tu4cj Yeah kill some outlaw that you could’ve hired a sell sword to kill and murder an innocent girl in cold blood that ends up destroying her family. A proper romance.
      It’s overused but still better than Twilight. ☝️

    • @abisnail4888
      @abisnail4888 3 месяца назад +4

      She always thanks you for solving her… problem though. It gets annoying after a while.

    • @kingasher8655
      @kingasher8655 3 месяца назад

      @abisnail4888 yep that is the only bad thing

  • @mr.beatsmachine
    @mr.beatsmachine 3 месяца назад +22

    Ysolda over Aela is CRAZY 😱

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад +8

      Eh i don’t get the appeal, I think the only reason I could see anyone finding her attractive is how revealing the ancient Nordic armor is on women, if she wore literally any other heavy armor, and nearly any other heavy armor is better, a good 60% of the good looks would fade to ash

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад

      @moonstergamez6583 I said heavy armor, forsworn is light. I specified that because I think ancient Nordic is the only revealing armor for women and there are a fair few of those in the light armor category

    • @diswazzi1683
      @diswazzi1683 3 месяца назад

      She's old, probably smells like a farm, and has stupid facepaint

    • @user-tk8gi5cl6j
      @user-tk8gi5cl6j 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Voltar_99 I play with a small mod that gives both Aela and Farkas wolf armor. And, man, she looks even better now, without revealing anything.

    • @Voltar_99
      @Voltar_99 3 месяца назад

      @@user-tk8gi5cl6j alr I stand corrected, still don’t get the appeal though. She doesn’t look that beautiful to me

  • @VAULT-TEC_INC.
    @VAULT-TEC_INC. 3 месяца назад +1

    Aela never stays at my house; she always walks back to the Companions Hall.

  • @user-ox4op1yc2w
    @user-ox4op1yc2w 3 месяца назад

    Awesome video reminds me of in Shrek with the magic mirror showing that one guy all the princesses

  • @calvindmncn8085
    @calvindmncn8085 3 месяца назад +18

    Serana being the only s++ that's you can't marry.

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 месяца назад +4

      You can with mods. You just need to help her mother move back into their vampire castle first, which you can't do without killing the bad guy, which is at the end of the entire Dawnguard dlc.

    • @Pankar13
      @Pankar13 3 месяца назад +3

      >Daedric used goods
      Nah.

  • @Xenolord
    @Xenolord 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm super stoked that Shavee got to seven. She's my go-to girl when I'm not going for Little Miss Yandere, Muiri.

  • @leedavies3337
    @leedavies3337 2 месяца назад

    Great video! You should do a husbands one too!

  • @williamlevy6964
    @williamlevy6964 3 месяца назад +16

    Boooo. Damn Imperial sympathiser. Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

  • @LordPanda9259
    @LordPanda9259 3 месяца назад +3

    15:54 Fun fact, you can marry Derkeethus, as well as Scouts-Many-Marshes, giving you three Argonian options. Though Shahvee is the only female Argonian you can marry. Hope this helps. :>

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat 3 месяца назад +40

    Shavree! My sweet, sweet Argonian maiden. I love her so much! She was the very first girl that I married in the game when I first played. My very first Skyrim character is married to her to THIS DAY! I made it a RULE... of mine no matter what version of the game nor alt; to NEVER marry Shavree or have the home in Whiterun. Those two things are reserved for my main with her and will always be a rule of mine. Shavree will always be my most favorite woman to marry in vanilla. Shavree is the most beautiful woman in all of Vanilla Skyrim.

    • @Roboprogs
      @Roboprogs 3 месяца назад +1

      I helped get a dock lizard off drugs, but I didn’t marry her 😜

    • @MaliciousCat
      @MaliciousCat 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Roboprogs Haha! I know who you are talking about! That poor woman... I always help her when I see her on alts.

    • @NovaProspekt19
      @NovaProspekt19 3 месяца назад +6

      I got a skyrim crush on scouts many marshes.

  • @aldridgeblac6679
    @aldridgeblac6679 Месяц назад +1

    Please do a " ranking every husband " too I'm curious as to how that will go if I enjoyed this one so much

  • @simpleargonain
    @simpleargonain 3 месяца назад +4

    I like Shavee personally. She's very nice and absolutely optimistic at all times. Plus she makes pies when you get home!

  • @firstswordcorvus7368
    @firstswordcorvus7368 3 месяца назад +4

    Think you forgot a mage wife or was she just a follower? I forgot, but there's a out of the way side quest where you have to help kill the woman's mother cause her mom is crazy and is trying to become a hagraven iirc because she thinks it's her next step in obtaining power. After killing her mom you can loot a pretty strong staff and the woman who put you on the quest becomes a follower. I just don't remember if she can be married or not

    • @randyrandom3358
      @randyrandom3358 2 месяца назад

      Can you name her? I'm interested in mages

    • @darnell16player
      @darnell16player Месяц назад

      Her name is Illia and it is during the Repentance quest

    • @HomeBakedBread
      @HomeBakedBread Месяц назад

      She's bugged in the base game so you can't marry her iirc.

  • @TheUnseenPath
    @TheUnseenPath 3 месяца назад +2

    To be fair, Jorrvaskr is probably the safest place for kids considering all these battle hardened mercs are around to protect and help raise them. I mean, tell them to keep the fighting and drinking to a minimum when the kids are nearby and you're golden.

  • @christophertaylor9100
    @christophertaylor9100 3 месяца назад +4

    Of vanilla Skyrim, Ysolde is the only one that is kinda cute. Of the mods and addons and changes to characters, there's a lot of options but I think Vilja is my favorite.

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 месяца назад +4

    Borgak & Mjol the Lioness - S Tier

  • @allynicole7648
    @allynicole7648 3 месяца назад +5

    married jenassa and she died as my follower after 2-3 days 😭

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 2 месяца назад

    bro the way you described number 26 makes them sound like the best ones.

  • @AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq
    @AntonioRodriguez-wb9uq 3 месяца назад +1

    This video was a lot more helpful than I thought it was going to be. It was also pretty funny, and well edited. Good thing I subscribed

  • @prizrak636
    @prizrak636 3 месяца назад +3

    Oh man I remember when I married Temba. The execution commenced next day after marriage

  • @flatlo
    @flatlo 3 месяца назад +3

    You put the priestesses of Dibella last… Did you happen to take a close look at the statues in that temple? Remind me what Dibella is the goddess of…?

  • @eddyshrews2994
    @eddyshrews2994 2 месяца назад

    I feel like Lord Farquad when he had that "choose your princess show"

  • @charleww2976
    @charleww2976 3 месяца назад +2

    Where do you find the background videos you use in your videos or do you record them yourself in-game?

  • @KingBarbGaming94
    @KingBarbGaming94 3 месяца назад +2

    I personally Like the Idea of Marrying the Orc at Markarth... She is good... She has the ability to turn you into Blood Kin... She owns a Store... She even has all the other things!

  • @a.a.r.2769
    @a.a.r.2769 2 месяца назад +3

    I had forgotten how vanilla characters looked like.

  • @tyrannosaur6265
    @tyrannosaur6265 Месяц назад

    Im subbing for this

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 3 месяца назад

    Fall Damage trying to make a lot of dirty jokes while avoiding the strike hammer xD

  • @303030rafael
    @303030rafael Месяц назад +3

    Jenassa in first place?????? Dude, I always use her for the Boethia quest lol. Completely forgettable NPC... Wtf

  • @welton9748
    @welton9748 3 месяца назад +4

    Mjoll will always be #1 for us console players. Reason: she is the only 100% immortal wife

    • @nervesconcord
      @nervesconcord 3 месяца назад

      She's #1 period. Tall warrior badass, fruity accent, has some unique dialogue in dungeons and can't die. Also offing Aerin was always fun.

  • @Emperor_Atlantis
    @Emperor_Atlantis 3 месяца назад +1

    18:00 Hard working. Love that. She sometimes start mining the ore near our house and thats just awesome.
    As a dragonborn you cant worry about the house you know.

  • @MegaEddieHunter
    @MegaEddieHunter 26 дней назад +1

    Aela's face painting kills me

  • @stevecochrane9531
    @stevecochrane9531 3 месяца назад +47

    Weird... I would have put Mjoll higher. When she has been my spouse in a playthrough, Aerin somehow gets killed in his own home. Very strange.
    Since Argonians are not able to live in Windhelm, marrying Sharvee and living there might be poetic justice for the racist Nords there.

    • @sophiemendez5567
      @sophiemendez5567 3 месяца назад +4

      It's the small things that count.

    • @berosar
      @berosar 3 месяца назад +18

      argonians are not a race. They are pets that have somehow scraped enough primitive knowledge to form a group and worship trees or some shit.
      Whats wrong with racism anyways?

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 3 месяца назад +13

      @@berosarYo is this Daddy Dagoth???

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 3 месяца назад

      ​@@berosarhow about you go consume dung?

    • @nathanfreeman8250
      @nathanfreeman8250 3 месяца назад +3

      @@berosar Dagoth?!?