Frank: my burger is simple Also Frank: grounds the beef by himself, prepares the pickles a week in advace, builds a windmill to make flour from grain to bake a bun
Level 1: "I buy my salt." Level 2: "I buy high quality salt." Level 3: "Everyday, I travel to the Himalayas and climb the mountains to handmine the salt depots."
So we have a fresh cup of seawater. It is treated so there are only sodium and chloride ions in the water. Lets boil it down to get some delicious and fresh sea salt that came straight out of the pacific ocean this morning.
Lvl 1: “I go to the store” Lvl 2: “I go to the market to get fresh meat” Lvl 3: “In my past life I was a cow, immediately after death I was reborn as a baby and I journeyed to the spot of my death to pick my own meat from my former body “
First we make a solar system and once we did that we also need to make the evolution of animals once we do that we must create the dna for the evolution of cows and once we do that we need to create another cow and make specially harvested grass once we do that we need to feed the cows and after they mate we wait for pregnancy and once the baby is born we wait for 15 years for the cow to mature and once we do that we slaughter the cow and and next we ground the beef the meat using the grinder i made by using plastic i made from a factory i also made next we slowly cook the beef by using a pan that I made so and after that you're done, oh too short? Okay ill extend it after the food is done we fully need to make lasagna but too do that we need to plant some tomatoes using specially made seeds after 2 years we harvest the tomatoes and after that we get the cheese by creating another universe by doing the same step as before but this time making the Dan for a sheep once we do that we wait for it to grow into an entire species the after that we harvest the milk inside the sheep and we put butter and other ingredients into the milk after that we have cheese next is the oven to make an oven we need to go into the caves and fine iron after that we find glass and assemble the oven after that preheat oven to 100 ferenhit and bake for 2 hours after that get spoons and forks and your done!
Jesus Christ is the love of your life. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. John 6:38 ✝🌅 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. John 10:10 ✝🌅 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 1 Corinthians 1:21 ✝🌅
Level 1: Hi I’m Emily! And I’m a level 1 chef! Level 2: Hi I’m Lorenzo! And I’m a level 2 chef! Level 3: “Frank the Conqueror” was the name bestowed upon me at birth. I have spent many millenium perfecting the decent culinary art. I forged my first cast iron skillet when I was a mere 4 years old and I have crafted many ever since. My friends have been by my side, helping me to defeat anyone who would even think of battling me since then. My ground hamburgers are many from the hearts of ancient dragons and the tears of the wizards that brought us this land many years ago. My technique comes from the Eastern Viking Tribe from the south of Europe and has been passed on from generation to generation. My mission on this humble planet is simple. Create peace and balance to this earth and crush any mortal who dares to challenge the might and power that stands before you.
I mean, it did have a bunch of scenes where they were agreeing with each other. I originally thought the salting part was edited to sound contradictory, but they actually were saying the same thing.
Frank: Nothing too complicated. Also Frank: I personally like to grow my own lettuce, cucumber and tomato farm, aswell as massaging the cow every day to have a softer meat
Vinny Avalos If they were students: Level 3: Asian level academic Level 2: Academics, comparable to asian level, but not as knowledgeable Level 1: Me and everyone else
Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle I think it’s because we studied at a really early age. I started reading around 1-2, and I learned how to read, write, and do addition for as long as I can remember (2-4). I also watched a lot of educational videos growing up.
Emily: "I make it into a ball" Lorenzo: "I flatten it and add a dimple." Frank: "I create a cinder cone volcano shape, you want it to appear to have deep subduction zones under the upper strata. If done correctly, the peoples of Pompeii should fear your burger's shape."
Jesus Christ is the love of your life. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6 ✝🌅 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross. Colossians 2:14 ✝🌅 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God. Romans 6:10 ✝🌅
I hope she does better now than she did in this video because she can't even make the connection that a shitload of smoke means that something is burning.
Level 1: sometimes I like to make food, I buy my ingredients at Walmart or whatever. Level 2: I cook a lot for people in my life, I enjoy it, my ingredients are all natural/farm fresh Level 3: Cooking is life or death. By the way My ingredients are sourced from a one-armed Tibeten monk who took a vow of silence and immortality, they only come down from the mountain once every 3 harvest moons
Frank: breeds a perfect and healthy cow, raising the cow for years until it becomes an adult, and when it’s at its prime, softly, and cleanly kills it humanely and gets the most perfect beef within the body and makes the perfect beef.
Just watching this for Throwback Thursday. Emily wasn't for sure that her final burger was even cooked in this video. Now she's a Level 2 Chef after 50 videos of trial and error. Just shows that you can persevere through anything.
I prefer to graze in pre pasteurized and gmo free organically grown grass seed i made myself for my burger to have a simple, uncomplicated, feel to it. This process takes over 7 years to undergo for the perfect burger experience.
At first I was going to defend frank and say he doesn’t go THAT far for fresh ingredients but then he said “I'm going to make my own pickles” and I realized i’m fighting a lost cause Edit: 1 year later of food videos and i can confirm that making your own pickles is a common practice and not just a Masterchef kind of thing, thanks guys.
Emily: the one who walks into the room and forgets why she walked in Lorenzo: the one who walks into the room, forgets why he walked in, but does something productive in it Frank: the one who walks into the room, knows why he walked in, and does something productive in it
Emily: So I'm going to push this down Lorenzo: Leave the burger *ALONE!* Frank: So whatever you do don't push it down *YOUR GOING TO SQUISH OUT ALL OF THE JUICES*
Frank: "what I like about this burger is that it's not too complicated" Well jesus Frank, you only spent the past century making the perfect burger meanwhile Emily is burning water
@@vento3554 It is only long, if you just use it for a meal... if you use it for several meals, which obviously he does ... it is not, and it is worth it
Emily: I went to Walmart once. Lorenzo: I'm your step-dad. Frank: Some people say the egg came first, other the chicken. But neither are correct as I created the world with my bare hands, therefore I came first.
@@kieran5099 Pickling is so easy my best friends idiot parents do it practically religiously. I have made pickles. It's one of the least complicated methods of making food I've ever seen since I whisked some eggs and put into butter and made scrambled eggs.
Pro chef: what I like most about this Burger is it’s not complicated :3 Also Pro Chef: So for the Beef, I birthed and raised the calf and read it bed time stories and while mamma cow was pregnant, played harp music, that really builds up some nice flavour. Im using some cheese noone has ever heard of. The cucumbers are organic and what I like to do a little bit of Genetic Modification to create the perfect cucumber to pickle.
Level 1: Store bought meat Level 2: Farm Fresh Market-Bought Meat Level 3: I sacrificed my family to Zeus to have his power for a mere 5 seconds, with control over the universe, I made the first cows, which I then bred together for the past millennium, to optimize the taste of the meat
Looking back on these old episodes, it's so lovely seeing how all their confidence and voices and personalities evolved, even the lighting is better now! The editing has always been top notch, though 👌
@@brianstabile165 microwave? waste of money. i just get the leftovers from the fridge, steal my dads car keys and use the heater. tastes pretty good ngl.
Level 1: "I will add some tap water" Level 2: "I will now add some fresh mineral water" Level 3: "I will now create a chemical bonding between hydrogen and oxygen atoms in order to create the finest of water"
rynchaf As a chemist, I can confirm that the pH of pure water is 7 (it’s neutral) at 25 degree C. However pure H2O’s pH does change when it’s exposed to Carbon dioxide in the air, so at equilibrium the pH is about 5.2 for water. So it’s slightly acidic once it’s exposed to air.
Belal Abu Sultan actually pure water has pH of 7, so it’s neutral. Water becomes acidic once it’s introduced to the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, where it’s pH would balance out to about 5.2. So when it’s slightly acidic, it’s no longer pure water as CO2 has been introduced to it. :)
Emily: They told me this is meat. Lorenzo: This is definitely mostly meat. Frank: I selected this cow by gladiator-style last cow standing. I killed the last one myself to make sure the meat is nice and juicy.
I like to mine my own iron from the ground and forge them into my own cast iron skillet. I also like to forge my own knives Japanese samurai style and hand chop the meat into burger.
@@DeathBYDesign666 I like to make my own planet out of atoms hand picked from space, Homemade planets are better than store bought, then I like to add some life and let it evolve for a little bit, then I gather some fresh iron from the ground and start casting my own iron pan, while my pan is casting, I make steel from iron and carbon, and then make my knife
Crusader of the Internet I like to create my own gods from hand picked quarks and teach them how to create universe's from scratch from the choicest superstings. Then I fold the 17 dimensional membrane into a nice flat surface from the multiverse they created and I cook them on a nice hand crafted pan made from neutron stars cooked over a supernova. You gotta use the right universe's for this recipe or its gonna taste like a decayed expanse of universal heat death.
Emily has come so far! Fun seeing again one of her early ones before her well deserved promotion to level 2. She clearly was paying attention to the other chefs.
Emily: **Uses beef from the market** Lorenzo: **Uses grass fed beef from whole foods** Frank: **Uses wild buffalo meat from his latest hunting expedition**
Emily is a perfect example why inspiring chefs should own dogs. Whatever turns out bad, feed it to em. I recently feed my dogs a pot full ot rice because i put too much water and made it go soggy
Dude out of the two weeks it takes to make pickles, only 15 minutes or so is spent doing anything. Probably one of the simplest things to make aside from bread
Nia Olivia it’s easy but you have to wait a week to use them I think that was the point made also even tho you could get it from the butcher he still did it himself lol
Emily- pretty normal Lorenzo-a twist and some extra ingredients Frank- I welded this pan, knitted my uniform made these pickles, raised this cow, not complicated
Frank: my burger is simple
Also Frank: grounds the beef by himself, prepares the pickles a week in advace, builds a windmill to make flour from grain to bake a bun
Виктор Ликтор his bread was made of potatoes
The gaming Cat In that case, he probably genetically engineered the potato himself to enhance its flavors and nutrients before growing it on his farm
Виктор Ликтор Dead joke.
mechadoggy so true
Eventually you’ll find him with a metal foundry and cattle making his cheese and pan
Level 1: "I buy my salt."
Level 2: "I buy high quality salt."
Level 3: "Everyday, I travel to the Himalayas and climb the mountains to handmine the salt depots."
Dead joke
@@riproar11 dead reply
@@Milkaholic76 dead reply to dead reply by a dead replier
@@memesarefunlol6933 I am the only person here who isnt dead
@@bersus3725 then how are you talking to me?
Level 1: "Hi, I'm a level 1 chef."
Level 2: "Hi, I'm a level 2 chef"
Level 3: *"Hi, I've cooked all the dinosaurs to their extinction."*
*fear*
@@lbstocks55 *yes brother* *yes*
@@lbstocks55 BRUH
*there's no god, other than me*
Congratulations sir, you actually had me wheezing.
Emily: Salts the burger early.
Lorenzo: Salts the burger right before cooking.
Frank: “First we must dig the salt mine.”
Yes lol
@@spookypuky2439 lol hi bidoof
@@Rand999 yes!
Grab seawater and boil it down.
So we have a fresh cup of seawater. It is treated so there are only sodium and chloride ions in the water. Lets boil it down to get some delicious and fresh sea salt that came straight out of the pacific ocean this morning.
Lvl 1: “I go to the store”
Lvl 2: “I go to the market to get fresh meat”
Lvl 3: “In my past life I was a cow, immediately after death I was reborn as a baby and I journeyed to the spot of my death to pick my own meat from my former body “
😂😂
I'm ded🤣🤣🤣
This deserves more likes, I'm cackling 🤣🤣
Lvl 4: A nerd who talks random stuff for the rest of the video
Hhahaah
Emily's first step: season the meat
Lorenzo's first step: season the meat
Frank's first step: feed the cows
Mate the cows to give birth for my cow meat for my burger*
@@Figmentofyourimagination create the world and civilization as we know it*
First we make a solar system and once we did that we also need to make the evolution of animals once we do that we must create the dna for the evolution of cows and once we do that we need to create another cow and make specially harvested grass once we do that we need to feed the cows and after they mate we wait for pregnancy and once the baby is born we wait for 15 years for the cow to mature and once we do that we slaughter the cow and and next we ground the beef the meat using the grinder i made by using plastic i made from a factory i also made next we slowly cook the beef by using a pan that I made so and after that you're done, oh too short? Okay ill extend it after the food is done we fully need to make lasagna but too do that we need to plant some tomatoes using specially made seeds after 2 years we harvest the tomatoes and after that we get the cheese by creating another universe by doing the same step as before but this time making the Dan for a sheep once we do that we wait for it to grow into an entire species the after that we harvest the milk inside the sheep and we put butter and other ingredients into the milk after that we have cheese next is the oven to make an oven we need to go into the caves and fine iron after that we find glass and assemble the oven after that preheat oven to 100 ferenhit and bake for 2 hours after that get spoons and forks and your done!
@@eptah1054 TwT too many words-
@@el_aife oh too less words? Oh okay then I'll extend it
Lvl 1: Mom on a lazy day.
Lvl 2: Mom on a normal day.
Lvl 3: Mom when guests are over.
So true
Level 4 chef: *straight-up grandma*
sooooooooooooooooooo trueee
clearly
*GRANDMA*
I love how, every time someone cautions against doing something, we cut immediately to Level-1's doing exactly that thing.
fr
Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅
For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. John 6:38 ✝🌅
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. John 10:10 ✝🌅
For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 1 Corinthians 1:21 ✝🌅
@@miriadlamentations nice opinion 👍
krabby patty: level 1
wendy’s: level 2
your main npc: level 3
@@miriadlamentations cool story
Level 1: Hi I’m Emily! And I’m a level 1 chef!
Level 2: Hi I’m Lorenzo! And I’m a level 2 chef!
Level 3: “Frank the Conqueror” was the name bestowed upon me at birth. I have spent many millenium perfecting the decent culinary art. I forged my first cast iron skillet when I was a mere 4 years old and I have crafted many ever since. My friends have been by my side, helping me to defeat anyone who would even think of battling me since then. My ground hamburgers are many from the hearts of ancient dragons and the tears of the wizards that brought us this land many years ago. My technique comes from the Eastern Viking Tribe from the south of Europe and has been passed on from generation to generation. My mission on this humble planet is simple. Create peace and balance to this earth and crush any mortal who dares to challenge the might and power that stands before you.
Wtf
BRO TF LMFAO
To those who didn't read it all: read it.
LMFAOOOOOO
When I said I wheezed, I w h e e z e d
I love how the editing works so everyone contradict each other
llever it’s so funny 😂
I agree
We’re not making meatballs 😂
It’s obviously staged
I mean, it did have a bunch of scenes where they were agreeing with each other. I originally thought the salting part was edited to sound contradictory, but they actually were saying the same thing.
Frank: Nothing too complicated.
Also Frank: I personally like to grow my own lettuce, cucumber and tomato farm, aswell as massaging the cow every day to have a softer meat
He also grows wheat for his bread
@@randysanchez5987 "heirloom" wheat ;)
AWNIL MASSAGING THE COW FOR SOFTER MEAT
IM ACTUALLY DYINGGG
Mr Sleuth He grows potatoes in soil with perfect nutrients and pH.
🤣😂🤣
Frank: What I like most about this burger is it's not complicated
Also Frank: *As a chef, I like to raise my own livestock*
So for this bun, i have cultivated my own yeast-based microclimate.
For this burger I built this kitchen
@@youtubeviolatedme7123💀
"First, I created the universe where the livestock will be grown."
I love how it's always the level 2 & 3 who battle out their ideas, and the level 1 is just; "ok now it's smoking. *coughing* I think that'll be ok"
Vinny Avalos
If they were students:
Level 3: Asian level academic
Level 2: Academics, comparable to asian level, but not as knowledgeable
Level 1: Me and everyone else
@@eloisanzara237 honestly the Asians are so like Very educated or knowledgeable. How do they study so much.
Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle I think it’s because we studied at a really early age. I started reading around 1-2, and I learned how to read, write, and do addition for as long as I can remember (2-4). I also watched a lot of educational videos growing up.
Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle This is from my perspective. It’s best to find other perspectives.
Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle that’s what I always wonder, I don’t know what happened to me though
Emily: "I make it into a ball"
Lorenzo: "I flatten it and add a dimple."
Frank: "I create a cinder cone volcano shape, you want it to appear to have deep subduction zones under the upper strata. If done correctly, the peoples of Pompeii should fear your burger's shape."
XD
Frank the scientist
Shawn Pitman thet is the funniest comment ive ever seen
Syncz GTA true
Add water and dry ice to Franks (volcano)
Emily: Here is my store-bought beef.
Lorenzo: Here is my grass-fed beef.
Frank: I'd like to start off by building the kitchen.
No he'd start with creating the cow
@@waliahmed6 Frank Ringing up Jesus like ey mah man could you send down a cow?
@@hyperion9793 probably God sent him a holy cow
Genesis 1 1-2 “And God said let their be light...... and Franklins Holy Cow”
Ok, after we done that, I'm gonna start making my own water!
I love how Frank knows every problem that Emily has
Jesus Christ is the love of your life.
Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅
All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6 ✝🌅
Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross. Colossians 2:14 ✝🌅
For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God. Romans 6:10 ✝🌅
@@miriadlamentations shut up bot
@@miriadlamentations franks burger bussin fr fr
@@miriadlamentationsThis has nothing to do with anything.
@@SavouryGaletteye fr christians love to spread their beliefs randomly
Emily:buys her meat in the grocery store
Lorenzo:buys his meat in the grocery store
Frank: *grabs a rifle* let's hunt some bulls
fgjdjcknmsmc this is the best comment I’ve seen this entire week!!
😂😂
Jeez, sucks to be you. Jk pal
"As a chef, i like to Kill my own cow."
no. he used the power of jesus to create a cow then kill it then blah blah blah
Beats*
You can truly tell that Lorenzo likes and enjoys cooking .
Qu1xwave he was my fav
Qu1xwave he’s so happy that it made me happy
chaimae 22 him
Hes too precious we must protect him at all costs uwu
All i can tell is that he is a fruity butterfly
I need Frank's cooking skills and Lorenzo's enthusiasm
Lorenzos burger looks better tho
Tankie I mean kinda hard to know which is better without Taste-O-Vision
@@Yafama cc
@@Yafama vc
@@Yafama cv
Here watching because we won't see the golden lineup again. Emily just got promoted to level 2. What a journey ❤️
I hope she does better now than she did in this video because she can't even make the connection that a shitload of smoke means that something is burning.
Level 1: sometimes I like to make food, I buy my ingredients at Walmart or whatever.
Level 2: I cook a lot for people in my life, I enjoy it, my ingredients are all natural/farm fresh
Level 3: Cooking is life or death. By the way My ingredients are sourced from a one-armed Tibeten monk who took a vow of silence and immortality, they only come down from the mountain once every 3 harvest moons
WTF did those people do to lvl 2
Löwenherz the ultimate sandwich in Teen Titans
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜
lvl 3 is cannibal?
Lmaoo you're hilarious
nobody is gonna talk about how this was the absolute PERFECT trio
A lot of people have said this would be their dream combo under other videos😅
NO I'M JUST SORRY BUT NO
Ikr
This is the holy trinity lol
It’s not called the holy trinity for no reason
"Very tasty, Emily and Lorenzo. Wait, where's Frank's burger?"
"I don't know. He told us to wait here for a week while he makes the pickles."
Blue Toyota the funny part is he showed up to the shoot with ingredients for the pickles, and already done pickles
I mean if youre going to make pickles you will already have them my mom has tons of pickles so stfu
@@viccyyboii3308 the stfu was unnecessary, and ur sentence dont make sense
Does your mom plant the pickles in her back yard? Lmao
Pickles are made from cucumbers idiot
Me: “Uncle frank, I want a pb&j for lunch”
Frank: *starts making bread and jelly from scratch*
Best uncle ever
@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden more like worse I asked for a pb&j 4 hours ago
@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden ye lol
@@hallsrelief2791 His family would probably have a food schedule.
@@hallsrelief2791 better late than never
Emily: Ground beef
Lorenzo: Grass fed ground chuck
Frank: shoots cow
Frank: breeds a perfect and healthy cow, raising the cow for years until it becomes an adult, and when it’s at its prime, softly, and cleanly kills it humanely and gets the most perfect beef within the body and makes the perfect beef.
chuck?
Level 1: Buys the food
Level 2: Makes the food
Level 3: Makes the ingredients
Level 4: *makes the chefs*
So wait, his mom finna... 😨
Underrated comment lmao.
You are funny
Level 5: Makes the entire bistro district
Level 6: Owns the entire market from farmers to Mc Donalds.
Level 4 is Gordon Ramsay lmao
Emily: hates her burger
Frank: respects his burger
Lorenzo: is in love with his burger
xD
Lorenzo just made a porno with that burger. Soooo Messy lol
@@andreh3105 How disgusting of you.
@ king of the 4th planet why is it disgusting i dont get it cause im 10
@@panjisudoyo5630 Hope you dont understand what porn means in this early age..
Just watching this for Throwback Thursday. Emily wasn't for sure that her final burger was even cooked in this video. Now she's a Level 2 Chef after 50 videos of trial and error. Just shows that you can persevere through anything.
Emily: panic
Frank: totally calm
Lorenzo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO I WAS *literally* DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAW THIS, I ALMOST SPIT IT OUT-
i love how he laugh on every action he does🤣🤣🤣
@@khadijahhasan1314 "hello... HAHAHAHA"
That was hilarious😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@LeoxvzzaBF ikr!!🤣🤣🤣
@@canaryyyy0910 no one can beat your laugh
Imagine if frank was your grandfather, you ask him for cereal and he starts making dough to make Honey Nut Cheerios
LOL
That 5 star food right there
Lol
LMAO
LoL
Nobody:
Frank: As a chef I like to act like the cow for 3 to 4 weeks before cooking it to understand how I would want to be cooked.
I prefer to graze in pre pasteurized and gmo free organically grown grass seed i made myself for my burger to have a simple, uncomplicated, feel to it.
This process takes over 7 years to undergo for the perfect burger experience.
😂 a real amateur would buy the heat up burgers
😂😂😂LMAOOO
priceless 😂😂 lmao
Haha 😂
At first I was going to defend frank and say he doesn’t go THAT far for fresh ingredients but then he said “I'm going to make my own pickles” and I realized i’m fighting a lost cause
Edit: 1 year later of food videos and i can confirm that making your own pickles is a common practice and not just a Masterchef kind of thing, thanks guys.
Not exactly my family makes our own pickles
Pickles are super easy
Making your own pickles isn't that difficult
LMAO
@@elainal6847 nah dude, i make my own wife lol
Pro Chef: Don't do this.
Level 1 Chef: Does that.
Emily: Squashes her burger
Lorenzo: *_NO_*
maria fe LMAO
Level 2*
Level 1:I use this cuz my mom did
Level 2:don't use that thing
Level 3: *My iceberg lettuce comes from an actual iceberg*
You think iceberg lettuce comes from icebergs?
I think I know which level chef you are.
NovaClimaxX r/wooosh
@@NcxX-c8f, it was joke..
For the people telling me it was a joke: I know it's a joke. I was just trying to joke as well.
NovaClimaxX sure you were
Level 1. I have a grocery store meat
Level 2. I have meat from a farm
Level 3. As a chef myself I raise my own cow
Which is why I will never rise about a level 2 chef. If I had to butcher my own meat I'd have no choice but become a vegetarian.....
Level 5: *CHEMECALY ARRANGES EVERY ATOM IN THE MEAT*
@@ACCER who.
Laughed so hard 😂
Level 3:
As A ChEf I make burgers out of my flesh
Emily: the one who walks into the room and forgets why she walked in
Lorenzo: the one who walks into the room, forgets why he walked in, but does something productive in it
Frank: the one who walks into the room, knows why he walked in, and does something productive in it
Also Frank: *I like to build my own house*
@@CamLovesPawg After he's acquired the raw materials
frank made the room
Emily: I'm just gonna push dow-
Lorenzo and Frank: *No*
Emily: So I'm going to push this down
Lorenzo: Leave the burger *ALONE!*
Frank: So whatever you do don't push it down *YOUR GOING TO SQUISH OUT ALL OF THE JUICES*
@@progzly it's the other way around..
David Limon Woopsies...
Other chefs:almost done cooking burger
Frank: "then we put the iron ore in the furnace......"
“Don’t forget the lava bucket, it actually give’s the pan the black colour”
Ayyyyyye Minecraft chekkkkkkkk
Yay Minecraft
“After that use that iron for a flint and steel, make your way to the nether, then kill a hoglin for the meat.
@@wawa8929 *And then head back and cook it and done* (no burger part :P)
Level 1 : *Failing horribly*
Level 2 : *Doing well and laughing like a maniac.*
Level 3 : *Grounds a new religion around burgers*
Phillip Glowing
Grounds.
I see what you did there.
Level one is embarrassing bad
I'd kinnda prefer the level 2
@@bunathan2485 better than you can cook
Probably
@@rxmclan4288 I watched he make the French toast and good grief I can make better
Emily: my mom
Lorenzo: My dad
Frank: Gordon ramsay
*Edit| Frank: literally jesus
Meanwhile the level 0 chef:
“It’s Big Mac time.”
Underrated comment detected...
Ikr lmaoo
thats me 🤣🤣🤣
They don’t even melt the cheese
Thats me!
Emily: panic
Frank: calm
Lorenzo: HAHAHAHA
SushiRice 6 i really think hes annoying
@@mbrinkk6317 wrong opinion
Manne Sprunk he probably thinks you’re annoying
Manne Sprunk who Frank he kinda is
@@TheWatermelonLion you cant have an incorrect opinion
I’m surprised frank didn’t make his own frying pan
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YESSS
Who said he didn’t
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wouldn't be that hard to believe. You can always take a metalworks class
Frank: what is like about this burger, it’s simple
Also Frank: wait for the cucumber to be pickled in a week
Frank: "what I like about this burger is that it's not too complicated"
Well jesus Frank, you only spent the past century making the perfect burger meanwhile Emily is burning water
It really isn't that complicated, just long and not worth the wait
@@vento3554 It is only long, if you just use it for a meal... if you use it for several meals, which obviously he does ... it is not, and it is worth it
I'm laughing so hard right now.
@@andrejosue98 yeah but we're looking at 1 (one[uno]) burger
Vento Aureo what the hell does that matter?
Level 2 and 3: don't do this, this and that
Emily: *does it anyway*
good
**Surprised Pikachu face**
How bout I do.. anyway?
LOL
Women
The comments about frank is the reason why I’m still living to this day
Rocky The hottie
Same smh lol
I don’t know if im on reddit or cooking video
😂
Same
Lorenzo is where it's at.
it's so nice to see old videos like this one and realize how much emily has grown
Frank: [uses a bit of ketchup]
Emily: "I feel a disturbance in the Force."
Did u get a that from fluffy?
@@memeboi4059 That meme has existed for longer than his career has.
@@AziSlays ok sorry I'm just stupid
Lols
@@AziSlays you have killed them both.
These frank comments are better than the actual video
I know I'm losing my sh*t
i just watch these videos to look at frank comments 😂
Thank you mr clean
I’ve literally been choking on my food this whole time
💯
Lorenzo: "It doesnt need to be complicated"
Frank: "So we start by banishing Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden..."
Ruptu' thank you❤️
hahahahah
Yes, this is what i need.
lol
😂
I love videos with Emily, as I'm at a similar chef level now, so I get to see her do things and I can be like "Ah yeah, yep, I'm not alone"
She is a home cook now
Frank: it isn’t a complicated
also frank: waits a week for pickles
Nah he just leaves his pickles in the fridge for later. But I understand the joke🤣
He probably makes pickles regularly, so he never has to wait. Also pickling isn't complicated
Dimma He most likely just makes a lot of pickles and has them on hand. Also pickles last a while in the fridge
You need to do it a week before cooking
It’s not complicated, just time consuming XD
“Frank, the guests need food it’s been 5 days”
Blueliner hahahahahahahaha
"THE COW STILL NEEDS TO GROW BEFORE I CAN KILL IT AND GET THE MEAT!"
@langejoost joostislang frankly I don’t think frank is a bad word imo
@@btdbabyvonti9149 pun intended?
@@Kon9281 crappy one but yes indeed
Frank’s kid: Dad I’m hungry i want a burger
Frank: I gotchu wait one week
I figured you wanted burgers a week ago, so I prepped ahead of time.
@@1289dude plot twist: frank can now predict the future
@@motivationman4866 plot twist: *Frank became the most powerful being in the whole universe.*
No, the poor boy should wait trillions of years, just so Frank can make the atoms for the ingredients.
"you can have a mediocre burger now, or a really good one next week" your choice pleb.
Who else has returned to this video after seeing Emily graduate to a level 2 chef?
Emily: I went to Walmart once.
Lorenzo: I'm your step-dad.
Frank: Some people say the egg came first, other the chicken. But neither are correct as I created the world with my bare hands, therefore I came first.
lmao
Lol
Who created frank?
@@benjames9028 frank created himself non chuck
@@kat1565 Frank is eternal
Level 1: Store bought beef
Level 2: self minced beef
Level 3: Brings his own cow
First the mommy cow gives birth to a baby and we raise that baby...
Cattle*, not cow. A cow is a female cattle. Bulls are male cattle.
Hello mommy
@@hunyuan8045 well I learned something here
I made ur likes 600
Frank: "The best part of this burger is it's not complicated."
*makes own pickles, grinds three meats to make one burger*
Matt Hoowantstono and also takes a week to make said pickles
I mean it doesn’t look complicated maybe that’s what he meant
@@kieran5099 Pickling is so easy my best friends idiot parents do it practically religiously. I have made pickles. It's one of the least complicated methods of making food I've ever seen since I whisked some eggs and put into butter and made scrambled eggs.
All of that isn’t complicated
Ethan Horn idiot parents ? Lol relax ..
Lorenzo’s energy in every video just makes me feel like his food is always the best.
Level 1: Studies the night before a test
Level 2: Studies a month before the test
Level 3: Studies before the school year starts
I have never studied for a test in my life
@@NoahS4226 me too I'm lazy asf😅😂
My classmates and me:Studies 1 minuet before the test
@@ivy2868 I wish you good luck for when you get to high school.
😂
Pro chef: what I like most about this Burger is it’s not complicated :3
Also Pro Chef: So for the Beef, I birthed and raised the calf and read it bed time stories and while mamma cow was pregnant, played harp music, that really builds up some nice flavour.
Im using some cheese noone has ever heard of.
The cucumbers are organic and what I like to do a little bit of Genetic Modification to create the perfect cucumber to pickle.
😂😂😂
Thats not genetic modification lol its just a normal pasterization proces by witch all pickles are made
Kamo Kinson r/wooosh
Ari K 😭😭😭 💀
Ari K lmaoooo had me dying😂😂😂😂
Level 1: Store bought meat
Level 2: Farm Fresh Market-Bought Meat
Level 3: I sacrificed my family to Zeus to have his power for a mere 5 seconds, with control over the universe, I made the first cows, which I then bred together for the past millennium, to optimize the taste of the meat
In what universe is Zeus the god of cows?
Julian Smit 😂
It's actually Kamadhenu who is the god of cows
Julian Smit This obviously isn’t meant to be taken seriously.
Hahahah
Looking back on these old episodes, it's so lovely seeing how all their confidence and voices and personalities evolved, even the lighting is better now! The editing has always been top notch, though 👌
Emily: imma press down the burger
Lorenzo: do not press on the burger
Yeah!!! 😂
Lol
That was their purpose lmao u can see the edit was just right for them to seem combined
Mert Ural I think we know idiot
Jokkah hhh calm down jeez I just slightly explained it ‘idiot!’
Level 1 chef: *does something*
level 2 chef: "Never do that"
Level 3 chef: *Busy raising a whole cow*
Died😂😂
that's true that's what posh chefs they make their own everything like just buy it off a store are the factories a joke to them?
Pixel Bytes the level 3 one made me laigh
Pixel Bytes 😂😂😂
I’m crying at work people’s are staring at me lmao
Let’s be honest Lorenzo is the dad at the barbecue we all wish we had
My dad is exactly like that and I'm thankful! Such a great personality!
fallout refrence
Edgar Alonzo ikr same he loves cooking
I don't have a dad 😑
Shaggy aw poor bean
I love how giddy he gets when he flips his burger at 3:14 it so Wholesome! He's so excited for that wonderful looking burger :D
Level 0 chef: so first you go to McDonald’s
And order a big mac
legit me
Adamy 309
*level-1*
Level 0:So you get a microwave 🍔 and put it in the microwave
@@brianstabile165 microwave? waste of money. i just get the leftovers from the fridge, steal my dads car keys and use the heater. tastes pretty good ngl.
Adamy 309 well we cant now
Lorenzo: hello
Also lorenzo: laughs because he said hello
He's probably we Filipino. We laugh at almost everything.
thermal_jacob67 he is cuz of his accent
Hes the new joker
Because the word hello sounds like mayo. At least I think like that
@gfriend _ not funny
Frank: I'm making burgers for lunch
kid: dad it's 5 am
Frank: Right sorry, I meant lunch next week
😂😂😂😂
Harriet Xie 😂 😆 🤣 😝
@@Christina-ul8hw 😂
Lmao how is the kid awake at 5am?
BrandonCYK - Brawl Stars, ROBLOX and more! You haven’t been awake at these times before
I love every single video with Emily, she tries but basically doesn't care too much about results...
Level 1: "I will add some tap water"
Level 2: "I will now add some fresh mineral water"
Level 3: "I will now create a chemical bonding between hydrogen and oxygen atoms in order to create the finest of water"
actually...... pure water (H2O) is acidic and slightly harmful, you need some minerals in it to decrease its harm.
Belal Abu Sultan I was just about to say that
@@belalabusultan5911 Pure water is actually completely neutral in terms of pH.
rynchaf As a chemist, I can confirm that the pH of pure water is 7 (it’s neutral) at 25 degree C. However pure H2O’s pH does change when it’s exposed to Carbon dioxide in the air, so at equilibrium the pH is about 5.2 for water. So it’s slightly acidic once it’s exposed to air.
Belal Abu Sultan actually pure water has pH of 7, so it’s neutral. Water becomes acidic once it’s introduced to the carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, where it’s pH would balance out to about 5.2. So when it’s slightly acidic, it’s no longer pure water as CO2 has been introduced to it. :)
Nobody:
Frank: as a chef I like to make my own plates
Frank: I also like to chop of parts of My Body and grind it sön and make a Patty out of it so I Can know exactly whats in My burger
First I need to build my kitchen...
this is gold 😂
That was Brad over at Bon Appetite. :) ruclips.net/video/rmpE_0QVHiM/видео.html
😂🤣😂🤣
Emily: They told me this is meat.
Lorenzo: This is definitely mostly meat.
Frank: I selected this cow by gladiator-style last cow standing.
I killed the last one myself to make sure the meat is nice and juicy.
I seriously laughed so hard at this comment 😂😂😂
Lol so true!
Brianna Lindsay same I’m still laughing
vegans: *eXcUsE mE, mEaT iS mUrDeR.*
This is comedy gold!!!
Emily:
Lorenzo:
Frank: I'd like to start by remaking earth
Lorenzo: Dont hold the beef too long...
Frank: I DISAGREE WITH THAT
Lorenzo: Oh fudge...
I just figured that out.....oh no apperently cooking has that in it now...
😂😂😂😂
Listen to frank.
Nobody:
Frank: As a chef I like to cast my own iron skillet
I like to mine my own iron from the ground and forge them into my own cast iron skillet. I also like to forge my own knives Japanese samurai style and hand chop the meat into burger.
@@DeathBYDesign666 I like to make my own planet out of atoms hand picked from space, Homemade planets are better than store bought, then I like to add some life and let it evolve for a little bit, then I gather some fresh iron from the ground and start casting my own iron pan, while my pan is casting, I make steel from iron and carbon, and then make my knife
did you kinda copy cat in the room's comment?
Crusader of the Internet I like to create my own gods from hand picked quarks and teach them how to create universe's from scratch from the choicest superstings. Then I fold the 17 dimensional membrane into a nice flat surface from the multiverse they created and I cook them on a nice hand crafted pan made from neutron stars cooked over a supernova. You gotta use the right universe's for this recipe or its gonna taste like a decayed expanse of universal heat death.
😂😂
Lvl 2: Don't do this!
Lvl 1: Does it.
Lvl 3: Does it, but in professional.
fix ur order lmfao
@@SamaaEzz naaaah
Lvl 3: Does it, but makes fun of the way lvl 2 does it
snuff That basically describes all professions. You can only break the rules when you have full understanding of the reasons behind the rules.
@@juzoli What the saying "Rules are meant to be broken" is supposed to look like
Emily has come so far! Fun seeing again one of her early ones before her well deserved promotion to level 2. She clearly was paying attention to the other chefs.
Emily: **Uses beef from the market**
Lorenzo: **Uses grass fed beef from whole foods**
Frank: **Uses wild buffalo meat from his latest hunting expedition**
that would be gamey, tough, and dry af
@@cowmeister1907 you don't know Frank
@@snackasmversion2752 xD
cowmeister No, buffalo burgers taste amazing, even though they are endangered animals
@@chrismouse2345 Yes I agree I have had them a couple times before and they are delicious.
Frank: “I like to create my own planet so I have complete control knowledge as to what is going to be used in my burger”
Bruh ...thats too much
Lmao😂
I like to create my own universe..
he's actually thanos
*Raises a cow*
*Kills it*
*Grounds the beef*
*Makes the pickles*
"I like my burger because it's simple"
lol i died
rodrigo corona I wonder how he makes cereal
lit
rodrigo corona bahahaha but that’s actually how we do it!
6:42 "I like my burger because it's not complicated."
-chef boi
Emily is a perfect example why inspiring chefs should own dogs. Whatever turns out bad, feed it to em. I recently feed my dogs a pot full ot rice because i put too much water and made it go soggy
Level 1 : I GOT MY BEEF FROM THE STORE
Level 2 : I went to a farm to get this fresh meat
Level 3 : *I WAS ONCE A COW, THIS IS MY OWN MEAT*
I literally almost had soda come out of my nose and go all over my dog
Payton Dunne Don’t do that😂
Oh my-
Level 0: *gets pork thinking that it is beef*
This is the best version of this type of comment 😂
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Frank: *i grew my own kitchen*
I do that :u
I am the 667th likc
Who dont honestly?
Lmaaooooo
What's the meaning of the "nobody:" meme? Why is it funny?
"What I like most about this burger is It's not complicated"
*straight up made his own pickles from scratch to go on it*
Fair game to him though, pickles aren't hard to make. The hard part is the patience.
Dude out of the two weeks it takes to make pickles, only 15 minutes or so is spent doing anything. Probably one of the simplest things to make aside from bread
Wich is not complicated
Ifkr
Alot of arabs make their own pickles
I love Lorenzo's personality. It's the reason why I constantly watch the videos with him in it.
Level 3 chef:
"What I like about this burger is that it's not complicated" -proceeds to build a farm and goes time traveling for dem cowboy cows
Also he makes his own pickle. Lol
@@harkaranbhullar3863........ *dickle* (chuckles)
*AMIRITE*
@@konyina yeah lol
Zabole Me proceeds to take 2 weeks for pickles
By "complicated," he meant there isn't too much going on with the burger, like 200 different toppings and flavors. He didn't mean it's easy to cook.
Level 3 chef: I don’t use butter because it might burn
Level 1 chef: ooh I think I might’ve burnt my butter
Not just for burgers, ANYTHING. Cooking 101
definitely planned
XDDD
Mix olive oil with butter, it won't burn
Use ghee instead, all the butter taste and none of the whey that burns. Should smoke at 450 degrees.
When Emily is a Level 3 Chef
Emily: I like to make my own *kEtChuP*
Actually, making your own ketchup is pretty fun, and always tastes better (and is far better for you) then the stuff you get at the store.
Up be surprised if she makes it to level 2 let alone level 3
Miss_christie1217 same tbh -
And put it on my French toast
@@Miss_christie1217 I'm ashamed that they disgraced the sanctity of the title chef by letting her claim to be one.
Frank: What I like most about this burger is that it's not complicated. 🤣
also frank: makes his own pickles
@@MirandaTheInkling34 how is that complicated?
Well. It Isn't?
@@rtsharlotte its not
Its left alone in the fridge for a week, no work needed
@@orav7951 because he made everything from scratch
Level 2 guy was very passionate about his burger... i liked it!
Sleeky Fox same
I honestly don’t like him he’s just way too self centred in my opinion.
I was ur 990th like
@@amdydyd in what way exactly?
Munzarin Khan well in my opinion he seems to act like he’s better than everyone else.
Emily: plain store-bought beef
Lorenzo: grass-fed beef
Frank: builds a farm
Frank: That's delicious.
Emily: That's good, ilike it.
Lorenzo: Oh Lord have Mercy.
ben hen 💀 the difference in their personality’s are hilarious
Frank"Only those I love get the good stuff." I approve of this, Frank is the best.
Emily: *buys simple ground beef*
Lorenzo: *buys fancier ground meat*
Frank: *grows his own KETCHUP*
Are you Purposely saying that he grows his own ketchup up and you know that you can’t grow ketchup right?
Unlucky Charms r/woooosh
Nebula Blaze yeah yeah yeah I know
How do you grow ketchup
@@unluckycharms8473 r/woosh
"What I like about this burger, is that it's not complicated"
*Literally grinds his own meat and makes his own pickles*
anais uwu you can easily go to your butcher and get that mixture. And the pickling process is dumb easy
Nia Olivia it’s easy but you have to wait a week to use them I think that was the point made also even tho you could get it from the butcher he still did it himself lol
Neither of those things are hard to do. Personally, I'm now tempted to buy some Mason jars and do my own pickles too.
well think about it you get to wait a week for it only the first time you make them
Aramaru 1837 they were obviously making a joke
Emily- pretty normal
Lorenzo-a twist and some extra ingredients
Frank- I welded this pan, knitted my uniform made these pickles, raised this cow, not complicated
I made my one jar
FunkGhost hahahahehshehsh
best comment i have read so far
goldkilldragon good
Lol
The three levels are
1: A burger I made myself
2: A burger I bought from the state fair
3: The burger That changed my life