The Skyrim Speedrun where you literally just get married

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @itsjusteddie7384
    @itsjusteddie7384 2 года назад +4610

    “All my organs work fine” - Sounds like something someone whose organs do not work fine would say.

    • @shulmpino5505
      @shulmpino5505 2 года назад +14

      agreed

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 года назад +3

      Aw I made that same comment

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 Год назад +51

      Drinking your calories via oil is a fast-track to a bucketload of vitamin and mineral deficiencies. Literally just empty calories.

    • @Eggzrgoood
      @Eggzrgoood Год назад +14

      The thickness from olive oil would be punishing to his bowels.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk 10 месяцев назад +8

      Come to think of it, I've never heard someone who isn't an olive vampire have to say they're not an olive vampire

  • @Koobs
    @Koobs 2 года назад +7308

    I like that doug uses the same bottle in the demonstration, implying he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 года назад +423

      There is only one real way to wash down olive oil tbh.

    • @lunaticfae4415
      @lunaticfae4415 2 года назад +180

      Ah yes. The Italian

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 года назад +95

      I always wash my oil down with more oil.

    • @jeffsan0.5
      @jeffsan0.5 2 года назад +59

      I used the stone to destroy the stone

    • @noahwilson1410
      @noahwilson1410 2 года назад +18

      @@SomeOne-vf1rs Dawn Soap lmao

  • @heiloloheimir
    @heiloloheimir 2 года назад +10551

    Congratulations on getting married Doug! Try not to get divorced like the rest of us

  • @evandermursh8410
    @evandermursh8410 2 года назад +291

    The more Doug tries to convince us he isn't an oil vampire the more convinced I am he is an oil vampire

  • @urabarosso8497
    @urabarosso8497 2 года назад +665

    As a man that was prescribed to drink olive oil every day for about 2 weeks to heal my skin faster, I must say Doug's olive oil chugging skills are on point, but I would add a slight hint of disgust onto his blank stare, just for realism

    • @Iron_Stigmata
      @Iron_Stigmata 5 месяцев назад +14

      Wait, did the olvid oil actually help your skin???

  • @Omeg1
    @Omeg1 2 года назад +10785

    Doug: I built my whole channel around explaining things with food
    Also Doug: I HATE cooking man

    • @benalor1973
      @benalor1973 2 года назад +576

      That caught me off guard when I heard that.

    • @m.dekustextingstories
      @m.dekustextingstories 2 года назад +41

      It's so true tho!

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 года назад +534

      Well jeez, I should hope he hates cooking Man. Cannibalism is better when it's raw.

    • @saberwarlord7784
      @saberwarlord7784 2 года назад +45

      @@MetaKaios underated comment

    • @luisettk4984
      @luisettk4984 2 года назад +16

      Yeah super surprising!

  • @lilwillcd
    @lilwillcd 2 года назад +6125

    Doug is like every history teacher. He has a main objective but then just starts talking about taking olive oil shots.

    • @malenixius
      @malenixius 2 года назад +237

      I really want to meet your history teacher.

    • @WTFMANify
      @WTFMANify 2 года назад +98

      Why is this so accurate

    • @IronDJW
      @IronDJW 2 года назад +72

      Why are history teachers so animated?

    • @displays6461
      @displays6461 2 года назад +12

      this is so accurate

    • @hogsboots7454
      @hogsboots7454 2 года назад +26

      who and where are these history teachers

  • @theforesttroll
    @theforesttroll 2 года назад +3038

    Never go out drinking w Doug, he'll drink the frycook out of buisness

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 года назад +13

      Hahahahhahhahahahahahahha

    • @justskip4595
      @justskip4595 2 года назад +69

      Back in the day when I was in the army, we got to eat only once a day when out in the forest/swamp in the winter. I brought so much of my own food there and canned tuna in oil was great and it horrified others that I drank the oil and licked the can.
      I lost 15-20kg of mostly muscles in 3-4 months. I can not stress how hungry I was. (It also included 5 days that I could not eat because sick and so sore throat that I could not even speak with 39-40C fever)
      Also plus side of tuna in oil compared to tuna in water. Oil didn't freeze as easily.

    • @RandomRakkoon
      @RandomRakkoon 2 года назад +20

      As someone who has filled fryers with oil multiple times, that is terrifying to think about. Those containers are huge…

    • @CARTERWM95
      @CARTERWM95 2 года назад +4

      fine take my like

    • @dancinswords
      @dancinswords 2 года назад +19

      @@justskip4595 I don't even need the extenuating circumstances, sounds good tbh. And tuna is really good at protein, too; Doug could consolidate his whole diet into cans of tuna in oil

  • @mytomanen_bre
    @mytomanen_bre 2 года назад +491

    Balimund: Hello traveler, what can i do for you?
    Dragonborn: You wanna buy that hunting bow in your pocket for 16 gold, like 30 times?
    Balimund: You drive a hard bargin my friend. I'm in.

  • @avory8517
    @avory8517 2 года назад +825

    I ACTUALLY started watching that stream when he was talking normally and chat was screaming I was so confused it was such a fever dream

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 Год назад +47

      Oh my god that's so funny

    • @cornman8942
      @cornman8942 9 месяцев назад +2

      Edited?

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@cornman8942
      It originally said they support the removal of roe v wade

    • @olive4200
      @olive4200 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@Szriko 2 years ago?

    • @benjaminhixson3918
      @benjaminhixson3918 3 месяца назад +1

      @@olive4200they’re a soothsayer

  • @jan_kulawa
    @jan_kulawa 2 года назад +2284

    The most enlightening part of this video was learning at the very start that Doug, who started making "Explained with Food" videos, actually doesn't like cooking. I feel like I was chimed in on a huge secret right there.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +134

      Well, we _do_ know Doug isn't actually Doug... But we aren't supposed to tell him that.

    • @chrisgerritsen4791
      @chrisgerritsen4791 2 года назад +54

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 What the fuck do you mean? Does Doug have lore?

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 2 года назад +84

      @@chrisgerritsen4791 - Yes

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +24

      @@Skippercarlos5 explain mortal

    • @matti.8465
      @matti.8465 2 года назад +84

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 That was before, since then he managed to overthrow the real Doug, lock him up on a closet, and become the One True Doug.

  • @TheLefty5o2
    @TheLefty5o2 2 года назад +1439

    I think one of my favorite things about Doug's videos is that there almost always seems to be like an A plot about what he's doing on stream and then a B plot if whatever the hell twitch chat is on about.
    Like A plot of speedrunning skyrim, but also B plot of olive oil.

    • @Blue-om9xn
      @Blue-om9xn 2 года назад +131

      C plot: What is happening

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 года назад +24

      it's like r&m sometimes b plot is even more interesting than the main one

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 года назад +33

      @@Blue-om9xn D plot: chat burning for their sins

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +28

      i honestly think it's more like the A plot is the inside joke that they decide for that day, then the b plot is what they're trying to do, then there's a c plot of minor hijinks that happen because of the joke.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 2 года назад +13

      C plot is chat's never ending divorces.

  • @Sleepy-oi3xh
    @Sleepy-oi3xh 2 года назад +5767

    Doug talking about taking shots of olive oil are still just as horrifying as when I heard it live. I feel like there are better ways to eat fat but....if it works it works. Go Doug?

    • @killersquad670
      @killersquad670 2 года назад +868

      i'm genuinely struggling to see how shotting olive oil is better for your body than just.. eating some rice.. but hey, im not a dietician

    • @mayorbradley3952
      @mayorbradley3952 2 года назад +451

      Fun Fact: Don't do Olive oil shots, there's absolutely no nutrients and is just a waste of calories.

    • @cyrlizardboots878
      @cyrlizardboots878 2 года назад +190

      @@killersquad670 cuz it's not, keto is for kids with epilepsy. Absolutely no benefit for people who just want to loose weight and don't have seizures.

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui 2 года назад +381

      @@mayorbradley3952 The main nutrience is the fat itself. Taking a bunch of oil shots is unhealthy, but oil and fat in itself is not bad. Stop spreading stupid “fun facts” that are just blatant lies.

    • @mantis9693
      @mantis9693 2 года назад +27

      @@mayorbradley3952 what if ur bulking

  • @captainlazyartist2038
    @captainlazyartist2038 2 года назад +238

    Came for the marriage stayed for the olive oil addiction

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 2 года назад +75

    For anyone curious, the 1st place runner, Waz, has shaved an additional 30 seconds off the WR run, down to 2:27

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 года назад +722

    "I piss out pee like a normal human."
    - Douglas "Diablo the Cheater" Wreden, 2022.

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 7 месяцев назад +6

      Douglas "Olive Oil drinker" Wreden

    • @Balen-
      @Balen- 4 месяца назад

      @@foodafen7406be quiey

  • @Gil_07
    @Gil_07 2 года назад +2796

    I’m very happy with the higher quantity of videos even if they aren’t as crazily edited. It’s still super entertaining

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 года назад +18

      Are you kidding me right now? Did you not watch the video, at all?

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад +8

      Me too. I love how many he is pumping out lately

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 года назад +76

      Quantity > Quality?
      No, with doug its Quantity = Quality

    • @agr0nianTV
      @agr0nianTV 2 года назад +56

      Gotta remember this is his 2nd channel the vids he thinks are super high quality go on the main channel even though I think the majority of these vids would be perfectly fine on the main channel

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 года назад +2

      I mean, this video is quite crazy

  • @daburgerbandit1598
    @daburgerbandit1598 2 года назад +606

    I love the flow of your content...
    "We're doing a speedrun to get married!"
    *literally a minute later
    *explaining how he eats olive oil

  • @samjones7296
    @samjones7296 2 года назад +98

    Doug: gets severe body issues with sleeping, has no idea why.
    Also Doug: "half of my diet is olive oil"

  • @NickVoiceActing
    @NickVoiceActing Месяц назад +10

    To date this probably remains the most important video in the entire DougDoug lore

  • @skorie6180
    @skorie6180 2 года назад +862

    This is the most Doug Doug video ever, it just encapsulates everything about him and his audience

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 года назад +22

      So much it needed an extra doug

    • @Blastia2k
      @Blastia2k 2 года назад +3

      IT HURTS

  • @rafaelbordoni516
    @rafaelbordoni516 2 года назад +279

    I can't believe he talked about chugging 1k cals of olive oil and didn't expect the stream to not turn into complete chaos, I almost vomited just listening lmao

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 2 года назад

      Doug has committed a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 года назад +349

    “I am profoundly lazy with food. I despise cooking; I cannot stand it.”
    Says the guy with a channel about cooking analogies.

  • @rdunn86
    @rdunn86 Год назад +53

    I was not expecting to sit down for a relaxing RUclips video and then less then five minutes in have to frantically get my sons attention and say “I don’t care what DougDoug does do not do shots of olive oil. Just eat bread and be happy” but here we are. And my son knew exactly what video I was talking about.
    Thank you for creating fun parenting memories.

  • @itskandar7309
    @itskandar7309 2 года назад +40

    Imagine being an hunter in skyrim and you hear "omg it's too fast where the fuck am I" and you see a naked man levitating and then promptly falling from the sky and dying

  • @cartwheel76
    @cartwheel76 2 года назад +2549

    Marcurio is always my go to skyrim partner, happy to see doug woo him, even if its for selfish gain.
    Edit: wait no why are you killing him

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 года назад +79

      That's a funny comment right there. 👍

    • @Ptr-ck7if
      @Ptr-ck7if 2 года назад +30

      @today was a good day why do you just keep linking these random videos!? its not just u but a ton of people! why!?

    • @soringlade7944
      @soringlade7944 2 года назад +130

      @@Ptr-ck7if Bots. Best we can do is report them and ignore them.

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 года назад +1

      @today was a good day fake fkker

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 года назад +18

      @@soringlade7944 and help me report them for impersonation

  • @keithscott4013
    @keithscott4013 2 года назад +700

    Don’t worry about the consummation of the marriage
    This is Diablo the cheater who turned the game into an inter dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

    • @AzuriteCoast
      @AzuriteCoast 2 года назад +6

      Gonna say:
      Huh?

    • @totallynothatguy
      @totallynothatguy 2 года назад +24

      @@AzuriteCoast AAA WHAT US GOIJG ON EHO SRE YPI WHERE AM I WHAT ARE YOU DOING ????!!!??!!

    • @squishysnowball
      @squishysnowball 2 года назад +4

      divorce

    • @P204N
      @P204N 2 года назад +50

      Don't worry about the consummation of the marriage, worry about the consumption of olive oil

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 года назад +1

      And today, this motherFUCKER IS NAMED AFTER ME!

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 года назад +1107

    The most romantic thing i've seen in at least 10 minutes

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 года назад

      Report my fake

    • @lukenukemson2231
      @lukenukemson2231 2 года назад +5

      What happened at least 10 minutes before you saw this?

    • @johnpoon6110
      @johnpoon6110 2 года назад +9

      @@lukenukemson2231 Probably something more romantic

    • @lukenukemson2231
      @lukenukemson2231 2 года назад +16

      @@johnpoon6110 That's simply not possible though. I mean, nothing's more romantic than racing as fast as you can to a city and paying someone to marry you before setting them on fire.

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 2 года назад +8

      @@lukenukemson2231 especially when it includes chugging down olive oil! So romantic🤤

  • @oceant1457
    @oceant1457 2 года назад +31

    if a vampire drank doug's blood it would probably not be blood, just olive oil.

  • @Daylen151
    @Daylen151 Год назад +86

    for anyone wondering the song around 26:00 is from the band "the mad dash" and also called "mad dash" from their EP "time"
    it's super obscure and was apparently made for the game mad dash racing on the xbox in the early 00s which i can't say i've ever heard of. doug? where the fuck did you find this? how even? anyways it fucking slaps so check it out. the whole EP is on youtube with barely 5k views

    • @lemonthief964
      @lemonthief964 Год назад +3

      Yo thanks so much! This song hits so hard!

    • @koperak6070
      @koperak6070 6 месяцев назад +2

      omg ive been trying to find the song for the past 10m genuinely trying to hear out the lyrics into google tysm!!!!!

    • @Daylen151
      @Daylen151 6 месяцев назад

      @@koperak6070 look them up the lyrics are funny as hell. i gotchu

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 6 месяцев назад

      It's up to 43K views eight months later!

    • @sirgoreth9176
      @sirgoreth9176 3 месяца назад +1

      love me some ska!

  • @karlbergman5678
    @karlbergman5678 2 года назад +675

    Fun fact: ever since Dougdoug began streaming divorce rates have increased by 300%

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +33

      Meanwhile, consummation rates have plummeted. 😔

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 2 года назад +22

      Did you know that 100% of divorces are between married couples? Scary stats I know, you can avoid this by never getting married

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 года назад +9

      @@pluto3194 no way bro, what's your source

    • @wrenamethyst868
      @wrenamethyst868 2 года назад +31

      I thought this said Divorced rats

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +38

      @@wrenamethyst868 The rodent community is falling apart at the seams... 😔😔😔

  • @elliotthartup4095
    @elliotthartup4095 2 года назад +481

    Depending on what kind of olive oil he's taking shots of, one makes a lot more sense tasting bad than the other. Extra virgin stuff is the kind you eat as is on salads and stuff because it has a milder flavour, non virgin olive oil has a harsher taste and is mainly used in cooking where the other flavours can mask the less appealing flavour of the oil.
    Edit: nevermind he tells us what kind of oil it is, there's no saving this man

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 года назад +29

      Also most american olive oil isn't even olive oil, something to do with the literal mafia

    • @elliotthartup4095
      @elliotthartup4095 2 года назад

      @@schoo9256 as if there weren't already enough reasons to trust American food standards, now the damn mafia is in on it

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 2 года назад +10

      Non virgin olive oil is mostly saturated fats as well.

    • @yumi9626
      @yumi9626 Год назад +1

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino bruh then how is it a liquid?

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino Год назад +6

      @@yumi9626 Coconut oil is 93% saturated fats and it's also a liquid.

  • @MetaKaios
    @MetaKaios 2 года назад +421

    26:27 Is the olive oil turning him Italian?
    Or maybe that gesture has never actually had anything to do with being Italian, and it just inexplicably happens when you have too much olive oil in your body. We're on the verge of a scientific breakthrough on this channel.

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 2 года назад +108

      Fun fact: the pinching gesture is actually a deep subconscious suggestion planted by the oil to prepare you for a career as an olive picker. Nature is amazing!

    • @GreiH
      @GreiH 2 года назад +4

      @That clone trooper in the back on the high ground pizza is actually a fairly recent culinary development, as tomatoes are from South America

    • @artifalse
      @artifalse Год назад +18

      @@GreiH 500 years is recent to you? Way to out yourself as immortal, damb

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 года назад +65

    I remember watching this stream, trust me, you haven't seen half of the insanity the horse tilt caused Doug.

  • @DEATHBYFIRE09
    @DEATHBYFIRE09 2 года назад +23

    In the spirit of Doug's Lore, he should start a new category: Divorce%. Exactly the same as marriage%, but the time ends when you kill your spouse or otherwise end your relationship. I think it would really revitalise the speedrunning community.

  • @skrilllfury2120
    @skrilllfury2120 2 года назад +765

    Doug being on Keto and not being able to have naan and pizza is the most depressing thing I have ever heard. That being said, hopefully it still goes well.

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes 2 года назад +20

      You really just need to find alternative styles of dough when it comes to pizza and bread while on keto.

    • @comedysilver234
      @comedysilver234 2 года назад +58

      my mom says that keto is actually terrible for you in the long run

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 2 года назад +13

      @@comedysilver234 it is really hard on your renal system but it’s a good way to loose weight

    • @Kanglar
      @Kanglar 2 года назад +121

      @@Acrophobia2 Or you could just eat less food and lose weight. Any diet that cuts out an entire group of nutrients is stupid. Fad diets are not healthy just eat like a normal human, balance is key.

    • @oMuStiiA
      @oMuStiiA 2 года назад +98

      @@Acrophobia2 diets should be about eating healthy above all else. The point of losing weight is to be healthier, or it should be. If your diet isn't any better for you than being obese then it's pointless.

  • @jennb1398
    @jennb1398 2 года назад +485

    Doug, pls. No more oil shots. Buy some pre-sliced ham or turkey, fold in half, spread cream cheese, put a pickle spear, and roll it up. Pickle wraps, low carb, and tastier than oil

    • @Randomd0g
      @Randomd0g 2 года назад +210

      I really enjoy the fact that his first thought was “olive oil shots,” and the first time was somehow not bad enough for him to bother to think of an alternative as easy and simple as “rolled up turkey slices”

    • @samuraigorilla2311
      @samuraigorilla2311 2 года назад +77

      @@Randomd0g olives, avocados, and nuts are also pretty good and they dont require effort

    • @craviel7360
      @craviel7360 2 года назад +22

      @@samuraigorilla2311 nut butters too!

    • @craviel7360
      @craviel7360 2 года назад +24

      Not to mention normal butter or mayonnaise

    • @adjustedbrass7551
      @adjustedbrass7551 2 года назад +14

      @@samuraigorilla2311 eh, avacados have a lot more carbs than you think. I think it's like 20 per fruit, which is pretty high for keto. Now olives? Delicious. My prefered method is heavy whipping cream.

  • @idontneedaname318
    @idontneedaname318 2 года назад +182

    The olive oil tangent was the most bizarre thing ever sir that cannot be good for you please eat food

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 2 года назад +28

      especially considering fat is so easy to find in food. one of the biggest complaints of people on low-fat diets is how much fat there is in everything lol

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 года назад +7

      @@lunaangeleclipse9745
      He's doing this literally to drink calories like how we can drink soda and Gatorade for sugar and protein shakes for protein. It isn't hard to find fat, it's just easier to eat plain fat. Every other source of fat requires time to collect and cook, and shots of olive oil are rhe most efficient time wise. Pork takes 10 minutes to cook and then another 5 to eat, 500 calories. 5 shots of olive oil takes 45 seconds to drink, 500 calories.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 года назад

      @@xCCflierx the pork is 500 calories and about 200% your daily sodium in just those 500 calories

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 2 года назад +17

      @@xCCflierx
      you don't drink soda *for sugar*
      you drink it for taste.
      Without nutrients, calories don't do anything for you.

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 2 года назад +14

      @@xCCflierx I drink soda because it tastes nice, not "for sugar" lmao. Also, unless doug is living solely off olive oil, he will at some point have to eat a normal meal. Why not increase the fat intake there? Add a few extra slices of ham to your sandwich. Put some extra cheese on your pasta. *Put more olive oil in the pan when frying things.* Heck, a nice bag of almonds could get you those 500 calories.

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 года назад +71

    "The marriage was never consummated"
    I'm dying

  • @gzmgavin0729
    @gzmgavin0729 2 года назад +17

    It’s incredible that Skyrim is as old as it is and is still replayable. The music may be nostalgic enough to make me cry now, but Skyrim will always be one of my favorite games.

  • @howdoesonename7090
    @howdoesonename7090 2 года назад +318

    Me: Clicks on this video expecting funny skyrim content
    Doug: 'I do olive oil shots as a staple part of my diet'
    Me: Cries in the corner while Doug flees Helgen like nothing is wrong
    Edit: I could not have predicted how much worse it got.

  • @TheCottoncandy174
    @TheCottoncandy174 2 года назад +204

    DougDoug is gonna be a chubbyemu case about how a man chugged olive oil all day, everyday and this is what happened to his organs.

  • @nikeneon3188
    @nikeneon3188 2 года назад +198

    DougDoug:I have health issue
    Also DougDoug: I drink glasses of olive oil

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild Год назад +17

    I can't believe "what is happening" and the beginning of the olive oil lore both came from the horse tilt stream

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy Месяц назад +3

    oh my god he really was just drinking olive oil by his own volition. it didn’t even start from twitch chat, he was doing that shit himself

  • @kinoko6096
    @kinoko6096 2 года назад +158

    The fact that Doug drinks olive oil isn’t something I expected but nevertheless I am not surprised

  • @coutinho2322
    @coutinho2322 2 года назад +97

    "I can become top 10 skyrim speedrunner, I just need to play the best gta V of my life" Doug, Doug 2022

  • @genericguyben7012
    @genericguyben7012 2 года назад +224

    I’m surprised Doug even got to talking to someone . Well done

    • @breadcrumb37
      @breadcrumb37 2 года назад +3

      isnt marcurio a guy??

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 года назад +4

      @@breadcrumb37 So?

    • @breadcrumb37
      @breadcrumb37 2 года назад +2

      @@geo4876 op edited their comment. originally it said girl instead of someone.

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 года назад +3

      @@breadcrumb37 Oh, that makes more sense.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад

      Olive oil boy

  • @Eddyithink
    @Eddyithink 2 года назад +5

    14:00 btw, I appreciate that you always detail the stream's concept even more than the title, thanks to that textbox at the bottom right!

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams Год назад +11

    "I don't piss olive oil."
    That sounds exactly like what someone who pisses olive oil would say.

  • @jaredtheastralartist2510
    @jaredtheastralartist2510 2 года назад +214

    Hopefully we can get the support we need to stop Dougs olive oil addiction

  • @ikikaera3402
    @ikikaera3402 2 года назад +74

    Thanks to Doug I've started chugging olive oil too. It has been an amazing journey so far and I cannot wait to achieve the level of grease that Doug has managed to achieve.

    • @opernce
      @opernce 2 года назад +11

      It will prevent creaky joints oiling up your insides

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 года назад +2

      Olive oil isn't greasy.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 года назад +9

      steft horman As somebody who cooks with it several times a weak... yes. It is greasy. It’s not the greasiest oil but oil is greasy basically by definition.

  • @vixolp
    @vixolp 2 года назад +108

    The "WHATS IS GOING ON" stream was definitely the funniest stream I have been in

  • @ravenharmon1282
    @ravenharmon1282 9 месяцев назад +2

    Why is Doug's chat the funniest chat ever? Also I feel like his chat makes me laugh more than he does lmao but that means I'm laughing 90% of the video

  • @_Unlived_
    @_Unlived_ 2 года назад +59

    I've been speedrunning this IRL. Turns out i'm pretty shit at speedrunning. 19 years and haven't even gotten a girlfriend yet. This is looking like potentially a sub 30 run at best.

    • @Hadvar
      @Hadvar Год назад +11

      Ah, see, you forgot to play the version in which you can tell who's interested in you by wearing an amulet.

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 2 года назад +88

    I'm loving these more chat oriented streams being turned into videos, where the chat plays a bigger role than the game at some points. It's really entertaining. Part of why I love Doug's videos is how much chat interaction there is. Don't get me wrong I still love the normal style of videos and I don't think these would do very well as main channel vids.

  • @revvyishonisd5027
    @revvyishonisd5027 2 года назад +55

    Twitch chat divorce speed run? Run starts when you say “I do” and fastest to end the marriage by any means possible wins

  • @whytide.
    @whytide. 2 года назад +15

    I love how in every video, there's a subplot where Doug says an offhanded comment and chat keeps bringing it up for hours.

  • @dainbramage9508
    @dainbramage9508 2 года назад +2

    The thing about Keto is its great for weight loss and weight management especially in your later years above 30, the body wants to burn carbs and sugars first and use its fat stores only in need of emergencies, but you shouldn't give up carbs forever, you do want a cheat day once per week so that your body doesn't get too effective about burning its precious fat stores, this tells the body "hey, there are carbs coming so you won't have to live off fat for too long so feel free to burn a lot of fat"
    Ketosis is the state where you don't have enough sugars to produce insulin so your body releases ketones into your blood to break down your fat to raise your blood sugar levels back to optimal, there is a bit of a lethargic period where your body switches to burning fat from burning sugar/carbs
    If anyone is looking to lose weight I hope this helps you like it helped me
    Disclaimer:
    I'm not a doctor or dietician, ask your doctor about this diet first, results may vary

  • @sunnyd6519
    @sunnyd6519 2 года назад +197

    I can’t tell if Doug is joking about that whole olive oil thing, and I think that’s the scariest part.

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 2 года назад +21

      Yeah, it’s mildly concerning.

    • @motheraiya
      @motheraiya 2 года назад +43

      I've learned very quickly that even a joking Doug is incredibly serious.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +120

      He was absolutely not kidding. He really seemed surprised that people werent like "huh thats interesting, never tried that" instead of "bro, wtf is wrong with you" like literally any sane human would say

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 года назад +9

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 I have tried this though. I needed a liquid diet on keto after teeth were pulled. I mixed mine in protein shakes though cause shots are gross. It was temp though. But its still a casual snack. You don't cook a steak every time you want a snack on regular diets, you just open a bag of chips.

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 года назад +32

      @@xCCflierx so in this analogy a bag of chips= literally olive oil shots

  • @Paradox-gb4kk
    @Paradox-gb4kk 2 года назад +77

    I love how twitch chat and Doug get progressively more chaotic as the video goes on. It’s like a whole different narrative

  • @chitosetakaki9385
    @chitosetakaki9385 2 года назад +147

    If he drinks 3 shots of olive oil then that means he's probably very flammable

    • @lynxfangr
      @lynxfangr 2 года назад +21

      Olive oil isnt really all that flammable, youd have to get it to like 400° before it ignites and at that temp doug would probably have already caught fire

    • @chitosetakaki9385
      @chitosetakaki9385 2 года назад +18

      @@lynxfangr meant as a joke but thanks for that info anyway

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 2 года назад +8

      Always expect your jokes to be explained

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 года назад +4

      Depends on if it's extra virgin or not

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 года назад +1

      @@lynxfangr
      If it's extra virgin, it is.

  • @datmando8861
    @datmando8861 11 месяцев назад +4

    I played Skyrim for the very first time recently, and made a khajit character. I did a couple quests then found a Khajiit sympathizer and married her only to never return to that save file, he settled down immediately and is freeloading off a woman he just met.

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 7 месяцев назад

      Barbed D must be good.
      And yes, khajiit have barbed spines on their sex swords

  • @ellis812
    @ellis812 2 года назад +3

    this is the honestly the funniest video i may have ever seen . the olive oil the horse tilt the random ska break down. i love it this is the first dougdoug video ive ever seen and it broke me inside. good man

  • @chalk3
    @chalk3 2 года назад +44

    This video reminds me of when my wife and I were together. Thanks Doug for bringing out the best in all of us.

  • @kaosg374
    @kaosg374 2 года назад +52

    i really love the increase in content doug glad youre feeling more happy to upload

  • @shannonbb616
    @shannonbb616 2 года назад +28

    I do what I call the “cheese house” challenge. I start a fill and fill my house with cheese. That’s all it is. Just throw it in the floor and see how long it takes to mess up the game. My record is 1009

  • @lambdalandis
    @lambdalandis 2 года назад +3

    I love when these videos include a little bit of lore background. Even when I originally watched this stream I missed the explanation of the olive oil shots

  • @0Kinn
    @0Kinn 2 года назад +13

    "this is how i do it." when he did that it looked like he put olive oil into a shot glass and then drank more from the bottle and didnt drink any water at all lmaooo 2:48

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 2 года назад +43

    Its weird hearing Doug say he despises cooking despite his entire channel starting off as being food and cooking based

  • @batsrcooll
    @batsrcooll 2 года назад +53

    Didn’t know Christmas was being moved to February, I mean why else would we be getting so much heavenly Dougdoug content lately

  • @SilverKappa
    @SilverKappa 2 года назад +153

    Jesus Christ, Doug. The olive oil thing legitimately made me retch.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 года назад +29

      Babe! Its 3am time to take your hourly olive oil shot!

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 года назад

      You don't feel or taste it in a protein shake. Same consistency as a regular smoothie.

    • @Djushie
      @Djushie 2 года назад +7

      What's wrong, Babe, you haven't touched you OLiVe oIL?!

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 года назад

      @@xCCflierx
      He doesn't like cooking, so by that point he should just cook with it instead

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 2 года назад +6

    "you should eat food...you should consume food, or work on consuming food"
    "I just drink shots of olive oil to get my calories"

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon 2 года назад +4

    I love the idea that he does this speed run and submits it, and through the whole thing, he's casually chatting about how he consumes olive oil in shots.

  • @chinopinowarrior9022
    @chinopinowarrior9022 2 года назад +35

    Ah, the origin story of horse tilt addiction. Such an innocent time...

  • @Boyo_the_Bear
    @Boyo_the_Bear 2 года назад +105

    Doug as someone else on keto I can say just having a small avacado in the morning and like a ranchy salad in the afternoon with some nuts as snacks is plenty, please stop drowning yourself in the oil lol. I hope your diet goes well though, I managed about 100 pounds down in 6 months so it for sure works!

    • @hurou
      @hurou 2 года назад +11

      keto isn't even a healthy diet, unless you have an actual condition that forces you to do it, literally find any other diet.

    • @platinumcross4720
      @platinumcross4720 2 года назад +6

      @@hurou Hey, if it works for others, it works. I don't think it's should be a permanent diet, but it should be fine for a short period of time.

    • @parox703f3
      @parox703f3 2 года назад +2

      @@hurou I lost 70 pounds on keto and I’m perfectly healthy. Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤔

    • @hurou
      @hurou 2 года назад +1

      @@parox703f3 prepare to gain all that weight back and more when eating normally again. It is the worst because it screws with your bodies ability to take carbs.

    • @parox703f3
      @parox703f3 2 года назад +3

      @@hurou no matter what diet you do you’re never supposed to go back to eating “normally”. Especially when the way I used to eat was far from healthy, and besides I’ll be fine as long as I still get my daily exercise in and eat low calorie

  • @cherri-sage
    @cherri-sage 2 года назад +29

    Up next: Twitch Chat in Competitive Divorce

    • @tobyonatabe2601
      @tobyonatabe2601 2 года назад

      I love how of all things to do fast in Skyrim that would probably be among the hardest for twitch chat

  • @the_poisoned_gamer
    @the_poisoned_gamer Год назад +4

    21:43 one chatter is screaming NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING and my brain defaulted to Markiplier's voice while reading it

  • @nate472
    @nate472 2 года назад +8

    That entire interaction at 19:30 is probably the funniest thing I've seen on twitch

  • @IAmKrego
    @IAmKrego 2 года назад +48

    A Twitch streamer drank three shot glasses of olive oil a day for three years. This is what happened to his Speedrun times.
    D.D. is a 30-year-old male, ☝️ presenting to the emergency room--

  • @hhhcontent3930
    @hhhcontent3930 2 года назад +13

    2:40 this implies that he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil

  • @Loot_Bugs
    @Loot_Bugs 2 года назад +12

    As I was watching I convinced myself that this was an elaborate way to reveal that he was actually getting married irl

  • @finnebean
    @finnebean 2 года назад +4

    The utter chaos that is Doug's streams will always please me.

  • @RayzeeBayzee
    @RayzeeBayzee 4 месяца назад +1

    What is going on, my family got annihilated in an olive oil tsunami, i just woke up and saw this running on a random computer i found on an isolated island

  • @skrilllfury2120
    @skrilllfury2120 2 года назад +33

    A 30 minute video about Doug getting married?
    Yes.

  • @alicesmith2636
    @alicesmith2636 2 года назад +71

    Whenever I see a Dougdoug video my day is immediately amazing

  • @livipup
    @livipup 2 года назад +89

    Hey, regarding the olive oil thing, you might find soybean oil more palatable because of its neutral flavour and it's a good source of choline, so it might be a healthier choice.
    EDIT: This is probably my favourite video of yours :)
    EDIT: This is definitely my favourite video of yours :D

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 года назад +1

      Thats a great idea take soybean oil defintley won't tank your testosterone levels or anything

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 года назад +10

      @@Atypical-0 I mean that is literally true, it won't affect your testosterone levels at all.

    • @livipup
      @livipup 2 года назад +4

      @@Atypical-0 I'm sure Doug has plenty of testosterone to spare 😌

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 2 года назад +1

      It is a more neutral flavor, yes, but that may make it worse. I have drunk raw neutral oils before, I despise above all the sensation of such a texture which I can feel in my mouth, but cannot taste at all.

    • @livipup
      @livipup 2 года назад

      @@robertallan8035 olive yucky

  • @bigfrog4231
    @bigfrog4231 2 года назад +2

    mentioned to a friend that "a steamer i watch takes shots of olive oil each day" and they immediately knew who i was talking about. first message back was "DOUGDOUG"

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 2 года назад +9

    "All my organs work fine"
    That is precisely what someone who's organs do not work fine would say

  • @pumpkinoligarchy6626
    @pumpkinoligarchy6626 2 года назад +15

    This was such a fun stream, especially when everyone was screaming for help and Doug just kindly ignored us❤️

  • @thepaladinpup2272
    @thepaladinpup2272 2 года назад +10

    "I despise spending time cooking" -man who runs cooking channel

  • @AngelofGrace96
    @AngelofGrace96 2 года назад +17

    I'd love to see Doug try a 'if I laugh the character dies/I reset the speedrun' video, I feel like he would struggle so hard :D

  • @mattymerr701
    @mattymerr701 2 месяца назад +2

    Its surprising how many of the channels longest ladting memes have come from this stream

  • @filblo503
    @filblo503 Год назад +1

    Comming back to this video after having gallstones. The beginning made my stomach hurt just from imagining the ammount of pain id be in if i tried it

  • @mitchellbonds766
    @mitchellbonds766 2 года назад +8

    I don't always need 40 minutes of absolute chaos. Sometimes 10 minutes of mild chaos more frequently is just as good.

  • @PieIsGud2808
    @PieIsGud2808 2 года назад +27

    Doug! A few tips about keto. You could replace that olive oil with salami and also take shots of salt. Salt is very important in keto since your kidneys no longer hold nutrients. You piss a lot more in keto and it’s important to restock the salt as opposed to when you mainly eat carbs
    It’s also important to eat till your satisfied. Calories do not matter you just have to not starve yourself and eat all the fat and protein you need until you’re satiated
    Try bacon too that shits great

    • @bobross547
      @bobross547 2 года назад +3

      I know this is good info I just have a hard time believing salt shots would be easier than drinking the entire bottle of olive oil

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 2 года назад +2

      @@bobross547 oh I never said it was easier, salt shots are hard you gotta drink salted water before you get used to the overtly salty taste of straight salt

    • @bobross547
      @bobross547 2 года назад

      @@PieIsGud2808 ok then I was under the impression that you are every day having 4 shots of raw salt with nothing else and I thought that I would rather chug the olive oil than turn my tongue into Jerky

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 2 года назад +2

      @@bobross547 yeah I get that lol. It’s 1 shot of salt, don’t remember how much though I’ll have to ask my mom

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 года назад +6

      People out here optimizing the caloric intake speedrunning category.

  • @britishtsar3727
    @britishtsar3727 2 года назад +7

    real keto Doug content we wanted: 0:54 - 3:18.
    the marriage thing was a nice bonus.

  • @caseyriley1014
    @caseyriley1014 2 года назад +2

    If you drink coffee, or tea, add a good butter and some coconut oil to it, easy few hundred calories, and from personal experience, much... Much better than pounding olive oil
    Edit: make sure to shake well, if you stir it, it tastes like crap, but if you have it in a thermos, and shake the hell out of it... It's good

  • @JeffCreature
    @JeffCreature 2 года назад +1

    16:03 I love how he flaps like that's going to help XD
    good thing water makes any landing safe!

  • @Doopliss666
    @Doopliss666 2 года назад +5

    Hey man, I’m glad you’re making videos. While mostly for selfish reasons they are because I genuinely love your content. It’s wholesome and fun. Just a dude using his skills to have a goofy time with his fans. It’s sweet and hilarious. Thanks for helping all my sleepless nights be bearable