Thalmor wizard: “So a naked, starving Khajiit somehow broke into the embassy, took all our garlic and the laundry, then just wandered around confused, demanding to know where the doors are. I don’t know how to explain it, so we’re not telling anyone what happened.”
I just love how genuine Doug is with his skyrim playtime predominantly being in the intro hour, little things like wondering why all the doors are locked and not realizing it's the day cycle is nutty hilarious.
@@darksuperganon I accidentally broke into heaven and ate all of its riches. Oops, turns out I became immortal! Now all the gods are trying to kill me on a daily basis!
Stenvar didn't have the mod installed, so every time Doug went through a new door he had to run all the way across Skyrim to get there. That's true loyalty.
Honestly considering how many doors within Riften ultimately lead back to Riften, it's kind of amazing Doug managed to get in there in the first place.
As someone who has played that DLC I knew exactly that Doug was never gonna kill that thing. Bastards are a pain even at level 100 plus with Daedric and Dragonbone equipment.
@@trashtrash2169 as someone who plays on legendary (and with mods that make combat more intense)… the danger is what makes it fun, it can be frustrating tho you get to a point where you can’t deal with lower difficulties anymore, when it’s easy it feels wrong
@@thedarkoverlordofall Well, unmodded legendary is shit. It just turns every fight into a drawn out kite battle. It's not any harder it's just tedious. Vanilla Skyrim doesn't have deep enough combat for difficulty modes.
Imagine if the NPCs using the doors were also affected by this. You'd keep finding random (dead) civilians in Apocrypha or confused Thalmor in Sovngarde.
Nah, they're absolutely affected by this. But they know where the doors lead, so when a Riverwood guy wants to go sleep, he begins a journey that will take him all the way to Dawnstar, through the Blackreach, turn left at Miraak, and a quick walk between left and right doors of Sowngarde; all to reach his own sweet, sweet bed, just in time to wake up and go all the way back to Riverwood.
man, imagine walking up to a kid who's asleep, and she, without getting out of bed or even *moving,* opens her eyes and says "you're not supposed to be in here" in a completely flat tone. I'd be terrified
Stenvar has been doing side quests while Doug runs around in the background. Stenvar is the true dragonborn. Stenvar in the main character. You are Stenvar’s companion.
24:00 Imagine using your fist and a broom to shape red hot metal. Pretty sure squid dad has been messing with you from the start. You never left their realm, just madness left.
Me: watching Doug’s vod of him running through randomized Skyrim doors. Doug: uploads the highlights version just before I finish the final hour to spite me.
This sounds like a fantastic concept for a light novel. Imagine an isekai where the protagonist's "cheat" skill is a passive that teleports him to a random location whenever he goes through a door. Of course the very first door would send him a to a backdoor of the most dangerous dungeon in the world where he finds the endgame loot in a boss reward chest, because he ended up in the room that's AFTER the boss fight.
I assume that the follower passing through doors thing is affected badly for this, as the exact places are mixed up. I believe it sends followers somewhere between ten feet and over a kilometre away from the player, hence why Doug never saw Stenvar at some maps or it took him a while to arrive or he'd be exactly there with him. These NPCs were never meant to deal with mods as chaotic as these.
Sorry to bring back a comment after 3 months, but followers don't actually go through doors. They're moved to the last door a player used to go into the area, but if its the first time the player is in that area the follower is moved to a default-marked door instead. Since DouguelDouguel isn't entering these areas the intended way, the "default door" the follower is placed at rarely matches the one he comes out of, so Stenvar basically has to clear the entire dungeon just to get back to him. It's why even in the base game, sometimes when you go into an inn or shop, your follower will sprint into screen from a side room or backdoor instead of being next to you (Belethor's in Whiterun is a pretty common candidate, iirc).
god skyrim companions fucking off when you go through doors happens in the base game sometimes and you’ll find them 30 minutes later after you mourned their loss and found someone else then it’s a whole awkward ass reunion i stg
@@yaldabaoth4807 He said in a previous stream that he did play through the game once back around the time it came out. So technically he has met Paarthurnax and defeated Alduin once, just back in 2011 or 2012 or something.
Every time DougDougDoug uploads I'm happy that this channel exists-I don't really watch livestreams but the edited-livestream format means even more Doug content to watch
I like to think that the randomiser is a dragon born-only thing, so every time you warp through a door Stenvar has to go the long way and find you somehow.
Alright now, you need to do some sort of playthrough as Stenvar to get the other side of the picture. Take us through riveting ups and demoralizing downs. Show us what its like to be the dad that has a crippling milk addiction.
We need to see Joov complete this challenge Edit - I know Joov created the challenge, but it would be cool to see him do this specific one going through the 9 cities
The very first door he took sending him to the middle of the Solstheim quest about sums this run up (and then getting teleported AGAIN to Apocrypha just trying to get a follower)
Thalmor wizard: “So a naked, starving Khajiit somehow broke into the embassy, took all our garlic and the laundry, then just wandered around confused, demanding to know where the doors are. I don’t know how to explain it, so we’re not telling anyone what happened.”
You're interfering with official Thalmor business
Thanks for the good laugh!
As someone who lives in California, this is a normal occurrence here.
@ZoomerStasi it's not just black people thought. Majority are white homeless people. You don't need mods for this when you have drugs.
@@kyliemoore9013Can confirm, homeless people are all over in California
Imagine going to a store to buy milk and being sent straight into the pocket dimension of the eldritch god of knowledge
So 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 what happened to my dad!
Then I would drink the milk.
@@pepsicide8567 Sorry son...
The Story of Stenvar
I mean you gotta know where to go to find the best milk.
Stenvar never left you, his doors weren’t random so he was running across Skyrim to find you. That is true loyalty
o7 stenvar
I wanted to day exactly this haha
O7
@@omgmeoogbalsay*
Doug should gay marry him
Doug realizing he somehow missed the Broomsmith and then immediately finding Stenvar again is the funniest thing I've seen all month
Maybe the real broomstick is the senvar we made along the way
I just love how genuine Doug is with his skyrim playtime predominantly being in the intro hour, little things like wondering why all the doors are locked and not realizing it's the day cycle is nutty hilarious.
All roads may lead to Rome, but apparently all doors lead to Riften.
Nevermind, looks like in the end all doors led to gay baby jail
@@CapnJigglypuffshoutouts to simpleflips
And leaving riften is death.
Came here to say this.
Just thought about writing that, lmao
“I found a doorway to heaven, so I stole all the food and bolted.” Pretty sure Sun Wukong did that.
i accidentally ate all of heaven's riches. oops, but now they can't kill me
These light novel titles are getting out of hand.
@@Drakilax For a light novel that's pretty short TBH
@@darksuperganon I accidentally broke into heaven and ate all of its riches. Oops, turns out I became immortal! Now all the gods are trying to kill me on a daily basis!
He's the Sun Wucat
Stenvar disappearing for like 10 minutes then casually walking into view as if nothing happened had me dying
Stenvar is mysterious fr
That plus the brain rot got me
Who?
Who is Stenvar
Stenvar didn't have the mod installed, so every time Doug went through a new door he had to run all the way across Skyrim to get there. That's true loyalty.
Honestly considering how many doors within Riften ultimately lead back to Riften, it's kind of amazing Doug managed to get in there in the first place.
When everything is riften… then nothing will be.
I actually love this concept. An inadvertent dimension jumper, just trying to get food and sleep
SCP 507
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 yeah kinda but thats a bit more varied.
@@callumprice1710 true. I just wanted an opportunity to bring him up because he's one of my favorites.
“Is this man down the hall a weakling?” Doug asks as he walks up to a teleporting eldritch tentacle monster and lightly punches it in the shoulder.
As someone who has played that DLC I knew exactly that Doug was never gonna kill that thing. Bastards are a pain even at level 100 plus with Daedric and Dragonbone equipment.
That must be hyperbole or you're playing on legendary. If it's the latter, do you just hate fun?
@@trashtrash2169 as someone who plays on legendary (and with mods that make combat more intense)… the danger is what makes it fun, it can be frustrating tho
you get to a point where you can’t deal with lower difficulties anymore, when it’s easy it feels wrong
@@thedarkoverlordofall Well, unmodded legendary is shit. It just turns every fight into a drawn out kite battle. It's not any harder it's just tedious. Vanilla Skyrim doesn't have deep enough combat for difficulty modes.
@@trashtrash2169 that’s absolutely fair yeah, unmodded legendary is pretty miserable I’ll agree there
You know the video's a banger when 2 seconds in he says "this probably isn't going on youtube"
True
6 seconds 🤓☝️
@@shawtylikeamonkeThanks 🧑🏻💻
@@shawtylikeamonke🤓
Sounds about like how that would happen
Imagine if the NPCs using the doors were also affected by this. You'd keep finding random (dead) civilians in Apocrypha or confused Thalmor in Sovngarde.
Nah, they're absolutely affected by this. But they know where the doors lead, so when a Riverwood guy wants to go sleep, he begins a journey that will take him all the way to Dawnstar, through the Blackreach, turn left at Miraak, and a quick walk between left and right doors of Sowngarde; all to reach his own sweet, sweet bed, just in time to wake up and go all the way back to Riverwood.
@@Norzel7 bro, your comment made me laugh, thx
@@Norzel7 at that point they might as well sleep with the guards just outside Riverwood on their little camp lmao
explains why stenvar randomly disappeared took the wrong door
@@boldone66What if they’re married? Should they still sleep with the guards?
25:39
Love how for a second here everyone spammed "LET HIM COOK" Cause he was next to some soup lol
I imagine stenvar was going to the real destination of each door then spending 10 minutes running across the entire map to catch back up to Doug.
man, imagine walking up to a kid who's asleep, and she, without getting out of bed or even *moving,* opens her eyes and says "you're not supposed to be in here" in a completely flat tone. I'd be terrified
"I saw you steal that!" Through a wall apparently.
She is the Elder God of Omniscience. Fear her.
Pocket dimension house
You steal something in an empty room and a voice says "Let's have fun!". Only thing in there s a mannequin.
what@@Pumpkin525
I love how Doug puts the timer on the top like this is a real speedrun category and he isn’t just messing around having fun the whole time
It wasn't a real speedrun? D:
@@DragonLazuli RIGGED
Shoutouts to simpleflips
I could imagine it helps when editting.
Well, chat like having the timer because it reminds them of time.
The realism of this mode is insane; Doug getting Severe Brain Rot is so immersive.
he contracts it every episode but finally a videogame actually acknowledged it!
24:00 I love how the blacksmith casually uses a broom to make the imperials armoury
When regular blacksmiths can’t keep up with the orders, you gotta get innovative
_Brain Rot added_
"I used to be a skibidi rizzler like you, then I took a grimace shake to the gyatt"
“Your intelligence is being drained”
Doug's lack of Skyrim knowledge while also playing Skyrim as part of his job is crazy
Similar to smashtubers ngl, not that uncommon surprisingly
I think it's funny that he doesn't realize he could wait till places just open for business
Brain rot will do that to you
@@FrozenShadow007 Best wishes to all brain rot sufferers
Fake it till you make it 🤷
Bear door never forgets. Bear door never forgives.
I played a laugh track after it happened but they cut it apparently :( RIGGED
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance"
~ Confucius
@@noahb4399 Nooo ;w; RIP
The Broomsmith is now canon in the DougDoug Cinematic Universe.
I thought I was the only one who saw that
Along with father Stenvar
cant believe doug didnt get the broomsmith ending, that one was my favorite smh my head
Only the almighty Broomsmith can cure Brain Rot
And I'm here for it
Stenvar can't teleport so he runs across the world to reach Doug, that's loyalty 🥰
Stenvar has been doing side quests while Doug runs around in the background. Stenvar is the true dragonborn. Stenvar in the main character. You are Stenvar’s companion.
A naked cat showing up randomly in your house and swiping food from you as it's dodging your attacks is 100% accurate
rumpleteezer/mungojerrie behavior
Doug: "Wait, it's all riften?"
Randomizer mod: "Always has been"
*Shoots gun*
As the bullet exits the barrel, it teleports straight to a shooter's head
@@kolskytraveller1369it teleports to riften
24:00 Imagine using your fist and a broom to shape red hot metal.
Pretty sure squid dad has been messing with you from the start. You never left their realm, just madness left.
ah, good old Uncle Sheo
I think Stenvar interacts with doors normally, so when you space jump he'll typically have to travel a long distance to reach you
You know you've played way too much of this game when you immediately recognize most of the randomized locations lol
Stenvar is like Batman. He appears, is cheered on, disappears without a trace, comes back when we need him the most, and leaves again
I don't know about the need him most part
hes like aslan
Name a more iconic duo than Doug saying a video won’t be on RUclips and the video being on RUclips
Doug and Doug
Navi and Link
Deez and nuts
Doug and his dementia he keeps inventing characters like Tenvar or Janitor
Chat and chat.
Or "dnd stream" and "next time".
The first half of the video can really be summarized as "All roads lead to Riften"
And the second half "Stenvar's Bizarre Adventure"
and you eventually end in jail
That whole broomsmith ordeal was hilarious and right afterwards stenvar reappears, i havent laughed this much in a long time
24:00 Doug just casually ignores the broomsmith striking the sword with a broom
23:55 only in skyrim can you see a man hammer steel with a broom and not question it for a second.
Yep🤣
"We have officially stolen all the food from heaven" Has to be one of my fav Doug Doug quotes with no context
Alternative title: Doug slowly losing his mind to his crippling dementia for 28 minutes and 28 seconds
When dementia starts affecting you, numbers like that become more important psychoillogically
Considering how quickly he stumbled into Apocrypha, it makes sense.
Brain rot isn’t a joking matter
who is doug
@@jolonghthongI'd say Twitter as a whole has brain rot so yes, it is.
27:15 "Kevon? Oh! A lockpick. Thank you, Kevon!"
Don't know why that made me laugh.
13:46 Dougdoug having the pause to do other things for 20 minutes while the mod re-randomized is great. xD
the scary portal at the start really got me.. nearly jumped out of my seat
I know right? I saw the stream live and I still have nightmares.
Why tho?
Wut?
The first half if the video: All roads lead to riften
The second half: The passion of the Stenvar, featuring guest artist: The Broomsmith.
Me: watching Doug’s vod of him running through randomized Skyrim doors.
Doug: uploads the highlights version just before I finish the final hour to spite me.
The full VOD was better.
@@KingKlear it was but also time consuming
@@KingKlear All the fighting about itallics in the description for the first 2 hours of the stream were really missing in this video
@@napioor I can't believe they didn't include death = delete.
@@KingKlear oh yeah, that was also great
The “Where do u suggest we buy lockpicks, sir” conversation is great 😂 5:05
Breaks into afterlife, steals all the food, refuses to elaborate and just leaves.
This is how Skyrim was meant to be played
You might say he "needed to play the skyrim of his God danm life"
24:01 You made the brain rot spread to the smithy. Fantastic work, Douglas.
Stenvar was really pissed at him for entering that guys house.
Who?
Who's Stenvar?
what's a house?
This sounds like a fantastic concept for a light novel. Imagine an isekai where the protagonist's "cheat" skill is a passive that teleports him to a random location whenever he goes through a door. Of course the very first door would send him a to a backdoor of the most dangerous dungeon in the world where he finds the endgame loot in a boss reward chest, because he ended up in the room that's AFTER the boss fight.
7:44 Insane foreshadowing
WHATUP RUclips!!!! - A Twitch Streamer
@@literala2919 that’s just wrong
Doug should start doing RUclips streams
Tw*tch streamer
@@JP-TT L take
Lol
I wonder if follower's doorways are not randomized? So Stenvar has to run to you if you are suddenly across the map.
That's what I assume
i always assumed the followers just got moved to your new location (for doors or fast-travel)
kinda surprised that's not the case.
I assume that the follower passing through doors thing is affected badly for this, as the exact places are mixed up. I believe it sends followers somewhere between ten feet and over a kilometre away from the player, hence why Doug never saw Stenvar at some maps or it took him a while to arrive or he'd be exactly there with him. These NPCs were never meant to deal with mods as chaotic as these.
Sorry to bring back a comment after 3 months, but followers don't actually go through doors. They're moved to the last door a player used to go into the area, but if its the first time the player is in that area the follower is moved to a default-marked door instead. Since DouguelDouguel isn't entering these areas the intended way, the "default door" the follower is placed at rarely matches the one he comes out of, so Stenvar basically has to clear the entire dungeon just to get back to him.
It's why even in the base game, sometimes when you go into an inn or shop, your follower will sprint into screen from a side room or backdoor instead of being next to you (Belethor's in Whiterun is a pretty common candidate, iirc).
@@RhysCallinan-cg5ww😅
13:13 B E A R D O O R
24:00 B R O O M S M I T H
24:51 Gaslight, gatekeep BROOMSMITH
25:12 VICTORIOUS RETURN OF STENVAR
This is peak Twitch chatter energy
@@hamclamcampIt makes you want to die doesn’t it?
@@ExtraordinaryFate not if stenvar kills me first
@@ExtraordinaryFate then perish ❤
25:12 😂😂 The companions in Skyrim are the best, they never give up 😂😂
god skyrim companions fucking off when you go through doors happens in the base game sometimes and you’ll find them 30 minutes later after you mourned their loss and found someone else
then it’s a whole awkward ass reunion i stg
I'm surprised he's played as much Skyrim as he has without playing the DLC lol
He always plays like, the first quests every time in a different way tho, I don't think he ever defeated Alduin or even met Parthurnax legit
@@yaldabaoth4807 He said in a previous stream that he did play through the game once back around the time it came out. So technically he has met Paarthurnax and defeated Alduin once, just back in 2011 or 2012 or something.
Tbh this was me, literally this week i played the dragonborn dlc for the first time and ive been having a blast lol
@@DeadSpacedOut He also recognized Sovngarde and the fortress before it in this video I think, he says it's an endgame dungeon or something
@Katie Rasburn fair enough no one does the main quests in Skyrim. I think I got lost in squid land with the books in the DLC lol
Can't believe Doug ended up in Apocrypha in less than 3 minutes.
As someone who watched both VoDs, it’s amazing how this was edited down to just under half an hour.
Watching this video became a fun game of guessing what dungeons he is in, especially if you've played Skyrim a lot.
You know you've played too much skyrim when you recognize Heimskr's house based on the bedroom offshoot the kitchen.
"Do you honestly think having watched anything I have ever done that I would pay to cheat around my own rules" that's why I love this channel
Doug: *eats uncooked meat*
Also Doug: why doesn’t this restore my hunger????!?!?
uncooked meat does get rid of your hunger, it might give you food poisoning though
@@siegfriedu In Skyrim survival mode, uncooked meat restores about 18 points of hunger while cooked meat restores 240-360.
@@lordedmundblackadder9321 talking about real life. Both doug and me dont know the skyrim survival mode well
@@lordedmundblackadder9321 what a shi tty mod lmao.
does this mean if i'll eat 40,000 uncooked bananas i'll restore my hunger instead of dying?
@skipmanghondarg are you implying bananas are meat?????
I love looking at Doug’s chat after transition and gathering the little amount of context available of what happened just before
13:01
🎶 "I can think clearly now Brain Rot is gone" 🎶
(to the tune of I Can See Clearly Now)
“All doors lead to Riften” -Some Skyrim proverb I think
If this video has taught me anything, it’s that all doors lead to Riften
@13:13
Ah, yes, the bear door. What a legendary moment. 😊
I have a hunch that there is going to be a random side tangent that chat will focus on.
Like the average DougDoug stream
There was but editing is rigged
That's the best part!
"Where do you suggest we buy lockpicks, sir? The store leads to a literal Hell with a squid monster"
Beautiful
All of this talk of Brain Rot ages _perfectly_
Every time DougDougDoug uploads I'm happy that this channel exists-I don't really watch livestreams but the edited-livestream format means even more Doug content to watch
I'd actually pay to see dougdoug play fully Skyrim (modless or not) since its his content that got me in skyrim
1 HP if he ever brings that back
A-level exam tomorrow doesn’t matter it’s time for Doug playing Skyrim
I'm writing an exam tomorrow as well, good luck my brother in arms!
Glad you have your priorities in order
Same and same
is it psychology or sociology by any chance
i have an exam tomorrow of philosphy! doug is 1st priority of course!
I can’t believe doug popularized the term “brain rot”
All doors leading to Riften, as dreamed by Doug, is canon.
this challenge really created a dimensional rift-in skyrim which is why you kept ending up there
I like to think that the randomiser is a dragon born-only thing, so every time you warp through a door Stenvar has to go the long way and find you somehow.
Dont let this man fool you when he says he isnt an expert, he horse tilts like a madman
He doesn't like to talk about his addiction
Honestly, I'm so glad someone noticed the legendary Broomsmith.
Haven't watched the video yet and ive never seen a normal playthrough of skyrim, cant wait to watch the video!
9:03
"FOOD! WE FOUND A KITCHEN, WE FOUND A KITCHEN LETS GO!!"
He says, as the madman gingerly snaps his brothers neck against the floor 🤣
24:00 huh, I guess anvils need sweeping too?
glory to the broomsmith - humble is his duty, but vital it is nonetheless
This was the very first stream I ever watched live on Twitch, so much fun!
The first door leading into a black book might be the craziest shit I've ever seen
“I’m not like a Skyrim expert” lol -names random npcs in the quests from memory
Thought he was joining until he goes “a seeker? What’s a seeker? Maybe he will be really easy to beat” lol love your stream Doug
Alright now, you need to do some sort of playthrough as Stenvar to get the other side of the picture. Take us through riveting ups and demoralizing downs. Show us what its like to be the dad that has a crippling milk addiction.
We need to see Joov complete this challenge
Edit - I know Joov created the challenge, but it would be cool to see him do this specific one going through the 9 cities
Joov basically created this challenge
Screams about never having lockpicks but goes to every town and city with a blacksmith that is outside
27:23 *We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty*
It’s so strange seeing the word brain rot and the chat not explode into skibidi rizz sigma.
Truly a video before time
22:14 "we had riften" Brother you have been to riften 20 different times
5:20 me to my father before we're killed in an awful accident on the highway at night
7:45
Opens TicTok once:
Real lol 😆
Guess the gen alphas have a bunch of those
This just in: Random man warps into the thalmor embassy, steals all the food, beats the ambassador to death, and warps out. Suspect still at large
I think I am the one with the brain rot, because I instantly recognized where you teleported 95% of the time
The very first door he took sending him to the middle of the Solstheim quest about sums this run up (and then getting teleported AGAIN to Apocrypha just trying to get a follower)
2:16 no doug, no he is not - someone who just finished dragonborn and now had ptsd flashbacks every time he sees a Seeker
27:58 i would laugh if Stenvar comes to the Gate and says: "You´re not supposed to be in here."
The fact that he could’ve just walked to falkreath, morthal, dawnstar, and winterhold without having to teleport keeps me up at night
Where did he come from?
Where did he go?
Where did he come from?
STENVAR!