This edit didn't capture the beauty and madness of Doug running up to the child sitting in front of the inn, staring at him for a few long seconds, before blasting him into oblivion.
Do you remember the time a strange elf man came into whiterun, hit some one into orbit and then got shot in the dick with and arrow and flew out of town
"Cats love to go to space" the Khajit are actually directly tied to the moons in the lore. The phase of the moon when a Khajit is born determines their body shape entirely - like, on a spectrum between where they're literally just a giant tiger that cannot speak or are wood elf with tattoos. Their whole religion's about space.
This was explained by someone on the stream for those who don't know: Apparently, when you are launched into the air in Skyrim, unless you land at a level below where you were before you go airborne, the game will not register it as a fall. It will treat your landing position as if you just jumped to a higher position, even if you ragdoll everywhere.
The way the high elf flips into a swag of a high elf and faces the camera before landing of a high elf is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a high elf
It was probably because the subtitle AI is really smart and considers not only the audio, but the video too, and since it was "elflon musk" written on the screen... the AI got it right
@@Soulshine00 That's not even that bad in the Elder Scrolls universe. The College of Winterhold is basically just one large coven. So is the Mage's Guild
i mean faendal got thru alot of shit in this video xD,given howsome npc's remember things even after save reload you could sayit wasgoing back in time with everyone remembering everything sometimes.
Darkstar I understood that, the whole point of my comment was to relay that I understood it, done cheekily. Congrats for needing a third comment to understand that >:)
Never occurred to me before now that a threat to shoot you if you run away when you're on death row was considered air tight and foolproof by the script writers
@@YourDad-dh6fjYes, but who would be dumb enough to not at least TRY running? Even if there's a 90 % chance of getting shot, it's better than a 100 % chance of getting your head cut off, lol
Doug to Nazeem: do you get to the clouds very often? No, i dont suppose you do. Nazeem: do you mean the cloud district? I go there quite often. Doug: no, the regular clouds. Nazeem, confused: no, i suppose i dont? Doug: oh thats a shame. Here, allow me to assist you! Doug: *OMEGA YEET*
I was just 12 when Skyrim came out. I can’t tell you how much of an impact it had on my life. I never thought that after 11 years I would still be watching Skyrim content but knowing how many people find this game as special as I do puts a smile on my face
I dont trust anyone anymore. I still lay in bed thinking if "dougdoug" is actually carl and hes just an actor, or if that was fake because it was totally something dougdoug would do
Having just finished Dream's latest video, I can say that whatever fate BadBoyHalo has in store for Dream when he invokes his name is nothing compared to the suffering inflicted on poor Nazeem.
15:24 thank you for making me cough up my just-chugged mountain dew EVERYWHERE, I have never laughed so damn hard before and I have been wheezing every time you ragdoll
10:21 this is like going to Lowe’s and looking above the shorter aisles toward the cacophony of different bird noises (except scarier and in the privacy of your own home). So many birds live up there. I guess it’s too hot outside
There is a bug in the game, not sure if it's known, where you can recreate the knockback effect naturally. Works if you keep shooting double-handed icycles into dead enemies, the knockback effect somehow stacks every time you hit it, even the angle works if you shoot it from below for example. Works very well with the dragon corpses, the 20th shot will already send it into the horizon!
i just wanted to tell you i’ve had an awful day today but then i discovered your content and have been binging your content for the past three hours and laughing my ass off, thanks!!!
Man i just found you and I feel so late to the party. This is the EXACT content I love. How do you only have 111K subs? I'm guessing because some people are put off by stream highlights, but I don't mind it. As long as it's entertaining!
I know you didn't mean to but- thanks anyways for replacing the spider models. I'm a severe Arachnophobe so even Vidya game spiders make me panic, so now I can finally watch all of someone's Skyrim video! Thanks Doug! *Subbed*
On today's episode of Doug Gear: Doug creates a flesh hurricane, Ralof is the first man on whatever Skyrim's equivalent to the Moon is, and some wolves are humanely euthanized
This edit didn't capture the beauty and madness of Doug running up to the child sitting in front of the inn, staring at him for a few long seconds, before blasting him into oblivion.
The demision oblivion?
@@hackergaming6372 Yes.
sent back to the elder scrolls IV
Sheogorath would be proud
@@hackergaming6372 Yes. In Elder Scrolls lore, Oblivion is actually up in the sky (the void of space), and I believe Sovengarde is underground
Do you remember the time a strange elf man came into whiterun, hit some one into orbit and then got shot in the dick with and arrow and flew out of town
Pepperidge farm remembers
brave nazeem has defeated
Wheeeeze....
Yes father, may I ask, what the fuck?
9:08
"Cats love to go to space" the Khajit are actually directly tied to the moons in the lore. The phase of the moon when a Khajit is born determines their body shape entirely - like, on a spectrum between where they're literally just a giant tiger that cannot speak or are wood elf with tattoos. Their whole religion's about space.
I find it weird that we only get too see one type in Skyrim.
There where no Budget for more types
So, to reinvigorate the classic "What if you put a werewolf on the moon" arguement; what if a khajiit gave birth on the moon/s?
@@janjone1706 I understand the real life reasons, just not the in game one.
I think he was just referencing Wilburger
“Fondol” repeatedly dying to the traps with the sad piano music playing absolutely killed me. Needed those laughs today
Without Fondle, there's no reason to go ondle
This quote sparks immense joy in my soul
I'm like №421
13:57 my joints are all
fucked up
But with Faendal, you can go a long waendal
This was explained by someone on the stream for those who don't know:
Apparently, when you are launched into the air in Skyrim, unless you land at a level below where you were before you go airborne, the game will not register it as a fall. It will treat your landing position as if you just jumped to a higher position, even if you ragdoll everywhere.
Also sometimes it just doesn't register Ragdoll fall damage
@@derekmensch3601 if you're paralyzed or frozen yeah, lol.
@@Redhollow those it qill always never register. But I mean like how he was launched. It feels like a 50/50 that you actually take damage from it.
The way he flies through the air is filled with the exaggerated swagger of a High Elf.
The way the high elf flips into a swag of a high elf and faces the camera before landing of a high elf is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a high elf
@@enclaveleader1789 have you ever considered becoming a philosopher
Ooo! I understand that reference!
@@lewisvargrson I actually don’t LOL I just keep seeing the exaggerated swagger of a ____ thing in random places
@@hierrikmedan6934 It was from a GameSpot review of Spiderman: Miles Morales.
Damn, I fell out of my chair while watching this and I flew out the window. Good job with the code
i'm actually typing this from mars because i tripped over a rock
Yes
Due to a stray needle, I have discovered new life on Jupiter
I stubbed my toe and am now in the middle of the pacific please get help
Because an uneven sidewalk square I found planet 9
3:00 Ralof comes around that corner like "Do that again, and even the greybeards will hear your voice down here.... in agony"
3:58 the swiftness of Doug's hand and the distortion of the bear gets to me way too good
Somehow, the auto-generated subtitles were able to successfully get "elflon musk"
Good job, youtube
It was probably because the subtitle AI is really smart and considers not only the audio, but the video too, and since it was "elflon musk" written on the screen... the AI got it right
It successfully spelled his mispronunciation of "High Hrothgar" as "High Herrothgar," it knows how to make up words sometimes when it needs to.
Pretty sure that subtitles can be added by the creator of the video, so I doubt this video has auto-generated subtitles
Auto-captions scroll up and appear one word at a time, human-made captions are able to be timed and formatted in a specific way.
@@mistyhusk It does specifically say "auto-generated" when you select captions for this video
now im really curious: player at max launch speed and no fall damage, how fast can you beat skyrim?
Next vid
I bet on sub 35
*gets launched to the top of hrothgar immediately*
i want a to see a real speedrun Elonmusk%!
That would be incredible
I love the idea of one of the greybeards praying and then a wolf flying through the window, killing them instantly
"Okay, I should not have spawned the bears." Wise words for every person to live by.
I love Doug's relationship with Nazeem
"I'm just a poor old women"
"I don't trust her as far as I can punch her" I lost it right there!
Hey! She is sus. She's tryna start a coven
@@Soulshine00 That's not even that bad in the Elder Scrolls universe. The College of Winterhold is basically just one large coven. So is the Mage's Guild
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit the stormcloaks are a cult
@@Soulshine00 clut
I don't get why so many people can't understand the difference between the word "woman" and "women"...
16:40 that music every time the trap hits Faendal kills me
I recognise it from somewhere but I can't pin down where
ruclips.net/video/V6lWntKl588/видео.html
@@milanoantero5168 Oh yeahhhhhhh of course it's that
It's beautiful
Isn’t this a Skyrim song?
Fondell: Sees Doug punch random villagers 10 miles away
Doug: “Why is Fondell hiding in the bushes?”
i mean faendal got thru alot of shit in this video xD,given howsome npc's remember things even after save reload you could sayit wasgoing back in time with everyone remembering everything sometimes.
"Cats love space, everyone knows that"
Wilburger: "Do they?"
WILBURGER YES
This is literally the same as fighting 5 dragur deathlords with fus roh dah lmao
You don’t need that many, I was once stuck in an hour-long loop vs Sigdis, all 3 copies kept a perfect rotation until the clones de spawned randomly.
"Go fondle, my boy"
-Doug Doug 2020
"Go, Fondle my boy!"
Punctuation placement is important
Darkstar That’s worse. That’s a million times worse.
Darkstar It is important, but unless you’re trying to make the joke more explicit, you’ve got it the wrong way around lol
@@SomeOne-vf1rs I was, in fact, making a more explicit and dark/dirty joke. Congratulations for needing a second comment to understand that
Darkstar I understood that, the whole point of my comment was to relay that I understood it, done cheekily. Congrats for needing a third comment to understand that >:)
The Dragonborn, a legendary warrior with the ability to devour a dragon’s soul, gets off the ground like a kid who doesn’t want to get up for school.
Giants be like: "Hey, he stole our special thing!"
More like a sweet roll
The use of Katamari on the Rocks for the negative value part was absolutely perfect
Came here to say this HAHAHAH! couldn't agree more
13:07 "go Fondel my boy" LMAO
I fucking crack up every time he calls Faendal "Fondle"
Is that not his name??
@@Terracosm it's supposed to be pronounced feign-Dell 😭 I like Doug's pronunciation more
someone should make a mod that changes nothing except it changes faendal's name to fondle in the subtitles
Skyrim but everyone is One Punch Man
So everything is a one hit kill for everybody?
@@LaurentIpsum every time Saitama gets hit he goes flying but takes no damage
Nice profile pic
This is better because of you name is reference
Well he already did a 1 hp run which was the same thing you mentioned. Go check it out
Next video: Skyrim but every hit buries you under 1000 pounds of cheese
Punching things turns them into a pile of cheese
oh, you should see that one where ten pounds of cheese spawns next to him EVERY SECOND...
Fire damage just crashes the game.
16:52 it's so bittersweet. faendol used to love being looted
Fondle getting killed by that trap over and over again had me cry laughing
"Skyrim Golfing" would be a good video idea, plenty of places to land bodies in
Ragdoll golfing, not a bad idea. ;)
I can't wait for the supercut of the Skyrim stream where a voice program spawns mobs whenever Doug says something
13:07
Go fondle my boy!- Doug Doug, 2020
* police sirens *
Never occurred to me before now that a threat to shoot you if you run away when you're on death row was considered air tight and foolproof by the script writers
To die with an arrow to the back is probably seen as a less honourable death than beheading
@@YourDad-dh6fjYes, but who would be dumb enough to not at least TRY running? Even if there's a 90 % chance of getting shot, it's better than a 100 % chance of getting your head cut off, lol
7:16 I love doug excitedly exclaiming "Let's go to whiterun" I now quote this all the time
Hey where do you want to go to eat?
LET'S GO TO WHITERUN!
I saw the original stream of this and it was absolutely hilarious just seeing Doug being batted around by all the enemies
Carl*
I forget his name was Carl :) thanks @YalkIn ÇIRAK
@@Draven1125 we are supposed to call him Doug
Change it back to Doug
A war has started between calling him Doug or Carl
Doug to Nazeem: do you get to the clouds very often? No, i dont suppose you do.
Nazeem: do you mean the cloud district? I go there quite often.
Doug: no, the regular clouds.
Nazeem, confused: no, i suppose i dont?
Doug: oh thats a shame. Here, allow me to assist you!
Doug: *OMEGA YEET*
Sigma Yeet
@@wtf_is_this_handle_shit beta yeet
@@lex0h2 alpha yeet
1000 years of death
Video: posted 3 minutes ago
Comments: “This is the funniest video I’ve watched ever.”
Some folks watch at double speed. I do that with some videos, but ones like this are better at normal.
It's Doug, obviously it will be the funniest video
Speedrun
I watched the vod before this it was fun
If its the finniest VOD, it must be the funniest video xD
Sonic slowly turning and saying *”good afternoon”* is the funniest shit
"The streets of Whiterun" song truely can make any scene thoughtful and bittersweet. :D
"Merry Christmas Nazeem!"
*Posts on Thanksgiving*
What... What does it ALL mean?
Hi American
Laughs in Canadian
@@chickennuggetmastermain1001 hi
Who needs rockets to go to space when you can just get yourself punted by an angry mob of farmers?
Nah,you just need a gamer to yell FUS RO DAH at you
I gave you 69 likes
When you put the negative value I was thinking "this will be like Katamari Damacy" and then I heard the music... I was dying of laughter! Great job!
I was just 12 when Skyrim came out. I can’t tell you how much of an impact it had on my life. I never thought that after 11 years I would still be watching Skyrim content but knowing how many people find this game as special as I do puts a smile on my face
4:42 that was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time lmao.
I dont trust anyone anymore. I still lay in bed thinking if "dougdoug" is actually carl and hes just an actor, or if that was fake because it was totally something dougdoug would do
No. There is no Carl. Doug please move on. Carl is bad. Doug is good.
I think your delusional man
wait did i miss something, who's carl?
@@filiaknight8514 no this man is just crazy and evil
@@filiaknight8514 dougdougs main channel posted a 1 mil video. Watch it for yourself
Foendals death was canon, Doug just got knocked out when he got stuck and he imagined Foendal alive
Man you really did say "Go fondle my boy" 13:06
16:23 I couldn’t breathe 💀😂
1:39 missed the opportunity to name himself "Elven Musk"
"It's like basketball."
-Doug Doug
Yeah, I hit people and they fly into the air when I'm playing basketball.
Fondell deserved better than this devil we call DougDougw
Carl
@@AGrayPhantom Who the hell is carl
@@jacryan2626you are carl
hello doug doug, you are not carl, do NOT trust anyone who says so
Doug
Of course not. He and CarlSagan42 are completely different people.
@@Deaf0 Dong
Yeah, youre DougDoug amd always have been! Dont lnow where people are even getting that
X=9
13:15 *To death* is probably my favourate doug doug line
It really changes Faendal's vibe when you call him "Fondle" instead of "Fay-n-dahl"
9:10 "someone do something" What? This man just uppercutted a human into space calm down karen.
I think it says something about the quality of the main channel that even this glory only finds its place here
4:20
I love how High he got when Doug Cranked it up to (420,0) and this hilarious time stamp too
Fondle getting bashed by the gate over and over again has me crying of laughter dude
Doug, as his character begins to sit up: am I still alive?
Archer: Ayo hold this rq
“Nazeem!” Has the same energy as “Oh Dream!”
Totally. It even sounds similar XD
@Wemple No no he's got a point.
@Wemple "He mentioned a person! This is so cringe!"
Basically that, but with a twist: You're the cringy and obnoxious one.
Having just finished Dream's latest video, I can say that whatever fate BadBoyHalo has in store for Dream when he invokes his name is nothing compared to the suffering inflicted on poor Nazeem.
@@jairomenares2089 dreams fanbase is cringe
It's amazing how he's genuinely concerned about the opening working, and I'm just sitting here like 'hm, I have that exact same Sonic shirt'
“Time for your swimming lesson” that’s when little Johnny learned to swim in the air
15:24 thank you for making me cough up my just-chugged mountain dew EVERYWHERE, I have never laughed so damn hard before and I have been wheezing every time you ragdoll
7:23 ding! ding! Your Amazon package is here!
9:29 "this is a place of peace" i really dont think so. (Dragonsreach turns into warzone)
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Doug suffers”
“He gets a view”
Do you mind if I copy this?
10:51 "through ups and downs, though mostly ups"
The pulling code,
"Oh you're approaching me?"
"Not intentionally."
Fondal: killed by gate the second time
Doug: *monster noises*
1:16 Shoutouts to the random guy asking for a toe cam.
1:25
"Archers!"
Archers: *_Y E E T_*
Ralof : "I am one with the rock."
The Streets of Whiterun is an amazing song! Love it! Skyrim has imo the greatest musical score ever. fr
10:21 this is like going to Lowe’s and looking above the shorter aisles toward the cacophony of different bird noises (except scarier and in the privacy of your own home). So many birds live up there. I guess it’s too hot outside
I love how he says Fondle instead of Faendal.
Dude this video is hilarious with good edits you should've put it on your main!
It's here instead because it actually stayed on track.
15:30 perfect spready to the gods!
There is a bug in the game, not sure if it's known, where you can recreate the knockback effect naturally. Works if you keep shooting double-handed icycles into dead enemies, the knockback effect somehow stacks every time you hit it, even the angle works if you shoot it from below for example. Works very well with the dragon corpses, the 20th shot will already send it into the horizon!
i just wanted to tell you i’ve had an awful day today but then i discovered your content and have been binging your content for the past three hours and laughing my ass off, thanks!!!
I love how the enemies fly away like it’s crash bandicoot 😂
Man i just found you and I feel so late to the party. This is the EXACT content I love. How do you only have 111K subs? I'm guessing because some people are put off by stream highlights, but I don't mind it. As long as it's entertaining!
0:29 the sonic reveal sent me
You know, on the list of things that sound really really bad out of context... "Go Fondle my boy" is definitely pretty high up there.
7:53 "Can you beat Skyrim as a Black Hole?"
When he was fighting the final boss it looked like an anime fight
I know you didn't mean to but- thanks anyways for replacing the spider models. I'm a severe Arachnophobe so even Vidya game spiders make me panic, so now I can finally watch all of someone's Skyrim video! Thanks Doug!
*Subbed*
bear: its over Doug, i have the high ground.
Doug: don't underestimate my power
.
10:15
I love you
Him yelling NAZEEEEEMMMMMMM is one of the funniest things Doug has said on any of these channels for some reason
I don't remember the last time I laughed this consistently at anything, holy shit thank you Doug
8:46 he looks so happy
at 9:50 they are playing the skyrim version of baseball: Bearsball
doug's voice is so different now
Is it mic or confidence?
1:44 did doug really predict X?
On today's episode of Doug Gear: Doug creates a flesh hurricane, Ralof is the first man on whatever Skyrim's equivalent to the Moon is, and some wolves are humanely euthanized
8:17 I love how Katamari damashi is playing
18:10 the way he leaps off of rooftops in a head first dive is full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
15:41 Saddest anime deaths of all time
Fondle dying with Skyrim outdoors music made me buckle with laughter
Vampire Lord:
*Cloak of The Peasant*
*Not of the night*
*Causes impenetrable cloud of Swirling Peasants to protect you from the main questline*