"I got accepted to work overnight. The instructions were disturbing" Creepypasta
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2021
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The folk who said that the MC lacked intuition were 100% right, dude got bad vibes during the interview, failed to ask the right questions and still went through with the job. He then proceeds to break every rule and complain about his fate.
Lmfao true
Imagine how much he would complain if the corn holer got him 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie Your corn hole thing is uninteresting 🙄🚬
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN stop bulling me 😡🚬
I know..it was so bad that it was straight up annoying me! What an idiot! I had just commented before reading this that it was no wonder the 4 previous jobs he applied for refused to hire him!
He’s getting paid $1500 a day and can’t even bother to read all the rules. The biggest twist of all would be a rules story with a competent main character.
There's at least one. It's actually pretty good. I'll see if I can remember what the name of it is
"I took a job as a night guard. I shouldn't have" is the title. Mr. Creeps has a video of it
I mean, I guess the four job interviews at least had the decency to warn us when they said he "lacked intuition."
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@@rawman44 I just can’t listen to Mr. creeps. I’ve tried starting a couple of his stories, and it’s like torture being forced to listen to the most dull stoner ever tell stories there’s no inflection I’m curious what do you get from it?
Seriously. Why didn't he completely read through the rules before doing anything??? Thank you, Creeps. Stay well.
I was screaming at him to do so
RULES?!?!?...... PPPFFFFF, I DONT NEED RULES!!!!!
Plot
They mention that he couldn't find a job due to his lack of intuition, which was so bad that every company noticed it just from his interview
With what Seth said, he also thought it was recycled Halloween ruleset at one point and thus dismissed anything other than the basic patrol rules as something for an event the year prior.
Nothing is more terrifying than having your headphones shout at you "Low battery, please charge" just as you're getting to the thrilling part of the story
😅
Oh that was me….sorry just wanted to let you know it was a low battery
Mine just does loud beeping which isn’t much better
Lol
when mine die they say goodbye in a deep voice and it always scares me at night
In some of these stories I feel sympathy for some of the main characters when they mess up and break a rule, but this guy only had to read everything at the very beginning and could have avoided alot of mistakes, so whatever is coming for him, he did it to himself...
For just once can we get a story where the MC follows all the rules and then gives a big f*ck you to the supernatural forces in the location while earning big bucks. That would be so satisfying.
that would make a great survivalv sim game
"I Got Hired To Write Rules For Strange Jobs, Now My Job Has Its Own Set Of Rules" is a fantastic creepypasta that does just that in my opinion!
Follow the Rules or else the Game
@@darian.ry413 thats meta af
I just wanna say left right game. Idk if you've have heard it. Its a podcast that got me into creepy pasta but the creepy pasta version is ever better than the podcast and the podcast has like an 11 person cast of professional choice actors so its really saying something
The part that annoys me about these stories is when things start kicking in before they finish reading the rules. You need to actually know what the rules ARE to have any kind of chance.
Best rules stories are the ones where the character follows the rules, but has to break them because of circumstances beyond their control.
The rules actually told him not 🚫 to go ⬇️ stairs... Way ahead of his mistake he just forgot
@@Queen-px5tj Did he go downstairs before he answered the phone? I thought the phone came first.
@@vsgfilmgroup nah...it was like the first thing in the instructions
@@Queen-px5tj No, I think you're off. It's the LAST rule. It was the guy's note that said "don't go in the basement." That's a far cry from "Don't go in the basement because it's a portal to hell."
Erin: “Do not go down the stairs”
Jason: “I bet I’ll do a good job if go down these stairs here.”
Don't even have to listen to the story to know that the protagonist will break all the rule.
Forskin walker will break all the rules 🙄🚬
@@goodnightmunchie Your foreskin walker thing is uninteresting 🙄🚬
So basically a Far Cry character trapped in a Five Nights At Freddy's situation in a Night at the Museum setting. Cool!
I was like the island wasn't enough now he has to deal with this crap lol
As soon as he read the rule that said he had to look at the CCTV cameras I was like, FNaF that you?
@@ajjohnson9240 Yup. It gave the same vibes as well lol.
Glad i'm not the only one who recognized the fc3 name reference.
"I don't understand why this is happening to me."
Maybe because you laughed off the rules?
Imagine if a foreskin walker was attacked you 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie Your foreskin walker thing is uninteresting 🙄🚬
At the very end when he said that, that was exactly what I was thinking.
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN do you like panty claus 🤔🚬
*Gets a set of rules.
*Proceeds to ignore them all.
*Gets sent to hell (literally).
"Yeah, it's all the employers fault, it's not like I was given a set of rules (honestly pretty easy if you compare it to other rules in other creepypastas, just my opinion tho...) to follow so I could make it out of here safe and with some money...."
Truthfully yeah. They were mostly just do this. Some are so intricate when someone breaks one you have even forgotten what they were supposed to do lol
Hard to tell if he was written to be unsympathetic or the author expected us to sympathize with what an utter idiyot he was. If He was meant to be stupid as to show why he couldn’t get a normal job story, then they passed with flying colors, if not the author needs to do better and write stories for quality not quantity.
I was thinking the exact same thing- like these rules were so simple, it was just “DONT do these avoidable things, if X happens do Y- if anything abnormal is on a camera, call someone else to deal with it”
Rules: do this
Fictional Security Guard: Breaks all rules by being overly curious and ignoring instructions.
Real Security Guard: breaks all rules because they sleep, smoke weed and play video games all night.
Am Security Guard, can confirm. I have caught up on my entire anime backlist.
The french tickler will get you 🧐🚬
Minus the weed for me, but yeah, sounds about right.
If Im working overnights at a site far from the city, I'll bring some beer or liquor to pass the time though
WHY WOULD YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS
how tf did he forget that arin said not to go down the stairs??? 😭
He probably had a foreskin walker encounter 😳🚬
@@goodnightmunchie a foreskin walker ? Bahahhaha 😂
@@goodnightmunchie bruh 😅
@@goodnightmunchie why do people put that cigarette emoji after a sentence
Is that a new thing on this channel?
@@firebrightinferno1018 because cigs make people look cool 😎🚬
What gets me about this type of story is if the building is this dangerous why does it need a security gaurd? Like if there were a break in the entities would probably take care of it.
It's probably an SCP Situation where the company is sending in human test subjects
You are the sole reason I can sleep peacefully at night.
He's the sole reson why I cannot sleep at night, too many videos, too little time, must watch them all.
Facts
Not if the corn holer has anything to say about it 😳🚬
@@goodnightmunchie Your corn hole thing is uninteresting 🙄🚬
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN way more interesting than your sass little guy.
lol # means “pound” when dialing numbers on a phone not “hashtag” 😂😅 love you creeps.
Them youngins don’t know lol
Damn whippersnappers
Or just hash. Hence the term hash tag
Let's try to forgive the youngins. LOL 😋
Don't recorded phone messages for businesses like doctor's offices still say things like "Enter your phone number. When you are finished, press pound"? Maybe it's only in the US?
This was really good imo. My only issue with it is that it needs to be at least twice as long. The lore behind such a supernatural company has endless potential.
Him: *Reads rules ON the job.*
Me: *Reads it hours ahead so I DONT make the mistakes he does*
Me: reads the rules and gtfos before the job
So we gonna ingore the Fact that the protagonist from Far Cry 3 is now a security monitor?
I NOTICED THAT TOO
Bro killed vaas but couldn't follow simple Instructions
"The company's name was Mord"
Me, a Swede: "Oh no"
Just listening to the story I’m thinking “this guy is an idiot” but realistically this is probably how the average person would react.
How would you react to the corn holer 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie Your corn hole thing is uninteresting 🙄🚬
@@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN corn holer is a cryptic creature that resembles a scarecrow from hell 😳🚬
I mean goint in hell accidentally isn't something you do every day unless you die lol. He was pretty alive so he had no experience to relate to
Yoo fr though I rolled my eyes at his obvious mistakes
The "instructions" videos are always the best!!!
Do not follow the foreskin walkers instructions 😳🚬
SAME!! They are honestly my favorite series of them all! The instructions/rules are always so specific, and yet at least 1 is always broken...and I'm weird bc I wish I could find that interesting of a job!😂🤷🏼♀️ I'd definitely break a rule-> like if they said, "whatever you do, Don't push the 🔴 big red button!" That bitch would be pushed the moment I had a minute alone, as long as I knew it wasn't killing me...lol...there for I'd be the dumb blonde dead in the beginning bc of my curiosity! 🤦🏼♀️🤔😂 but hey at least I'm honest!!😏✌
this man literally got two (2) warnings of not going down the stairs. I swear, there's a reason why none of the other jobs wanted him
This man is my childhood, I remember the video called “the Whistler” I would fall asleep to it every night because his voice is so soothing. Thank you for helping me sleep for years
had to search up the Circles of Hell (I've studied them before in 10th grade) and the 4th circle is for avarice/greed.
Fitting
"I walked down a flight of stairs"
BRUH
*spoilers*
I kinda feel like a portal to hell should be the first thing you tell your employess, not the last. But that's just me.
Hey, for that amount of money the Devil himself could come in inspection and I wouldn't bat an eye.
Who else here particularly enjoys hearing the rules Creepypastas?
Why don't you fallow the corn holer rules 🤨🚬
Depends on the rules, if its a small number of odd rules it gives more of a sense of its up to the protagonist to mess up. When its something like a list of 40 very specific rules it has me rolling my eyes like oh come on. It just kind of kills my immersion in the story.
@@nothingface5919 the corn holer will have you rolling 😳🚬
I swear every time it's like this:
-Follow the rules and earn big cash.
-Mc: Hmm, how about not following the rules then?
Lmao
But that is why we love these stories, isn't it? :)
Would you follow the foreskin walkers rules 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie My friend, I have no idea what that might be, but I sure as heck would. :D
There are a few where they mostly follow the rules.
I listen to these... during my overnight shift.
You and I both! Hope you're well though. ❤️❤️❤️
Damn Jason Brody got into a weird situation after leaving the Rakyat
Lmao i was thinking the same thing
Had to scroll too far down for this.
Umm..🤔 He could of *avoided* all that if he just sat down and read ALL the rules?! 🙄 He was to stupid to survive. 😆
Your voice is so calming that no matter how hard I try to stay awake, I drift off during the story. 💤💤
Would you like the muffled voice of a foreskin walker 🤔🚬
I have the same problem
@@firebird9412 You have foreskin walker or corn holer problems 🧐🚬
@@goodnightmunchie not shaming but a bit of a odd turn-on
What the hell? He should have said “If you ever get hired for a job that seems too good to be true, actually be a competent hire and read your onboarding materials.”
Jason Brody?
Da! I see that far cry 3 reference.
I heard it and was like "please tell me someone else caught it" 😭
@Dylan doing the same thing, over and over again. And expecting different results.
Before you even look at the rules "don't go down the stairs"
Guy: "ima do a great job and go down these stairs"
Hell: "hehehe got em."
Man, sign me up for one of these gigs.
Would you sign up for a forskin walkers gig 🤔🚬
@@goodnightmunchie
Foreskin walkers?
Like, skinwalkers that go around wearing people's foreskins?
I'd hate to see what they transform into.
Never work with a foreskin walker, those guys are pricks.
@@RyllenKriel
Well played.
Thanks for making these man. Been a long time fan. Dealing with a bout of food poisoning at the moment, and Ive been catching up on your videos I’ve missed out for the past few months. Keep it up 🤙
Mord is death is German. The protagonist died and was in purgatory, and this job was their trial.
Huh. I never realized that even after listening to the story. Intuitive.
Wow so really they should have gone with the thing that was telling them to come with them. I wonder if the protagonist died of rona
Purgatory isn't a real place. Catholics came up with that to explain what happens when we die. The Bible says we sleep when we die. The Catholics always skew the Bible
Thank you for posting your story reads on spodify creeps!!! I love listening while closing up shop at work!
It's funny how these all start the exact same way.....BUT I don't care cuz I love them, I also want to again mention how you don't put ads in the middle of the story. It completely ruins the atmosphere for me. Best creepy pasta channel on RUclips ❤
The 4th Circle of Hell is for those who were guilty of Greed. I love that nice little touch.
The “instructions” video are the best
I gotta say, this was one of the better written rules pastas.
The mistakes he made were understandable, at least.
My only complaint was that he didn't read the damn things from the start, which lead to each of his mistakes.
But, given the context, I suppose that's fair.
>If you ever agree to a job that seems too good to be true, it is.
For $15,000 a night for a security job? Screw that, I'll fend off the legions of hell every night with a rusty spoon if I have to, if they're paying me that much.
Lol ‘Jason Brody’
What a great name for a creepypasta protagonist, especially one that “lacks intuition”
I’m such a huge fan of these rules/directions/guide pastas.
lesson of the story, read the rule before starting your shift
I mean, every job I've had only ever had the first name on the name tag 😅
Right. Why would customers need your whole government name lmao
I worked at a place where our name tags just had numbers. They made us sleep at the factory and served awful food too. 😋
@@druidictroy1157 did you work in prison !?! 😱
A foreskin walker will have a job for you 🧐🚬
I had a job as a maitre’d at a high end restaurant for a few years. The only people that had their entire names was the GM and the head Chef( who also had been freaking knighted) so, essentially the highest of authority. I pleaded and made multiple cases to get my last name on my tag, for damn near a year, I argued and fought. I even looked for an outside vendor that could do it. Never happened. All I wanted was to rise above the ranks of the underlings. Ha, no I actually just wanted to appear more important. Oh well. Dreams don’t always come true.
I listen to you and/or Dr. Creepen every night before bed. This is my third night listening to this to finish it!😂 its good, I want to finish it, but I fall asleep within minutes. Hence the 3rd night for only 29 minutes...lol...thank you bc I can never sleep! But your voice is so soothing. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Seriously!✌💚😉
Happened to me too, they told me at the interview it was in research, but actually it was just management. What a horror.
WORK got in the way of listening here again. Can't believe this got posted 10 hours ago... I'll just chill while listening here.
I'm 5 min and he said the companies name is Mord or Moord and he pronounced it exactly like the Dutch word "moord" which means murder. Yea it's a no from me haha
Another video from Creeps, always a delight
Very much enjoying the musical accompaniment of the incomparable CreepsMcPasta narrating this Spooky Story
So the Fourth Circle of Hell is where Greed is punished. That makes me think the MC is being punished for being greedy, and there are other portals that punish other sins.
But it's not like MC got the job because he wanted to hoard money, he needed it to move to a safer part of the city. So if you think about it, the real enemy is the housing market (or capitalism).
3:44 Did he seriously just gank the protagonists name from Far Cry 3? Fuckin hell.
These help me fall asleep and then wake me up with nightmares 🥴 idk why I’m like this
This is like a hardcore version of always finish reading before you start
1. Anyone named Jason Brody doesn’t deserve any sympathy.
2. He WILL screw up the rules.
3. He did screw up the rules, but at least he read them.
4. He walked straight into the 4th circle of hell. Yep, he is beyond any sort of assistance. It’s been fun J. Brody.
I want you to know that your voice actually matches these storys so well
Idk why but I love pastas that delves into rules in a ritual/game/etc.
I saw some people post this, and I believe that they're right; I wouldn't mind getting a job like this. Compared to other rules, it's a cakewalk, you get $1,500 per night, you get a step by step survival guide. I mean, yeah, it would be stressful, but what job isn't?!
As a night security officer, I'm very offended. But also as a night security officer, all the new guys ignore the instruction us veterans give them.
Am I the only one who noticed that his name is Jason Brody?
You are the one and only.
Jason brody rolled off the island and got trapped in a creepypasta lol
honestly I'd love to work there. I always wanted to work a night shift in a spooky place.
This man died to the tutorial level
Far cry 3 was the opening cutscene
Imagine coming home from rook island after literally watching your friends die and this is your first job
Love your narration and I adore "Rules List" Creepypastas.
I would love to hear one where the protagonist follows all the rules and survives all the paranormal bullshit and goes home.
Here's a few...
"I'm A Cinema Usher. We Have Some Strange Rules."
"I Started Working The Night Shift For A Strange Airport. I Found A List Of Rules."
"I Work At A Strange Gas Station. I've Got Some Stories To Tell."
"I Took A Job In A Cemetery. I Was Given A Set Of Rules."
I love this.
That one was unique. More people need to find this video! 👍
Once worked night security at a construction site that was completely empty at night (the building was already half done when I arrived at the site)
The place was honestly already terrifying by itself at night, if I got so much as 1 rule indicating something amiss I'd have noped the hell out of there XD
I agree with the recruiters at those places he got turned down. He has poor intuition. Not only did he not read the rules but he also accepted the job that sounded too good to be true in the advertisement.
I love the story’s with rules. Thy are are awesome
I love how creepypastas mention the pandemic as something that’s actually happening. Movies don’t even acknowledge it and it feels so awkward to see a public scene without mask or distancing at this point.. I love these stories for how immersive they are sometimes
Imagine not starting early enough to commit the post orders. Cmon dawg.
Loooool I live in Mesa, AZ and I can confirm that Tempe is pretty sketchy. Then again Mesa isn’t much better 😅
The dude in this story came off as a total slacker. Seems like if they're gonna pay you $1500 per night, the least you could do is fully read the rules they expect you to follow 🤷
It's so good to see that more people than I use these to help them sleep. I felt like a weirdo 😂😂😂
I always love creepy stories, especially if they involve with my home state of AZ
“Connection *hashtag* 999”
We’ve reached that point where the pound symbol is now *only* known as a hashtag.
its always been hash in the UK
Dude didn’t even read all the rules before starting
Always like these list based creepypastas, fun to guess how many rules the protagonist is gonna screw up on before being condemned.
They don't all screw up.
I used to work nightshift in a drivethru, i have seen many strange stuffs
You know what's funny, outside of what many others have already stated, 1500 A NIGHT, and you were a COLLEGE STUDENT!!! How in the hell did you not think something was more than just "off"? How do you read the rules, for a 1500 a night guard job, and still think it's some kind of hazing ritual?
I'd do the job for less, money's tight.
Tempe is like 30-45 minutes away from me. LOVE THIS STORY
Geez it’s annoying how they never read the rules as soon as it is handed to them. Came in at 8:30 and shift start at 11:30! 3hrs to read those rules. After first mishap you still don’t stop and read the rules. Plus first rules you’ve read said don’t go down the stairs in the beginning. 😒
Working overnight is disturbing in itself Creeps 🥺
Imagine working with humper the dumper at night and the french tickler was peeking at you 🧐🚬
Did it for years. It’s actually very nice.
Dude, 100% worth it I never have to deal with traffic
Who would have thought the great warrior of the jungle jason Brody would be welcomed like this after his return
You'd think after dealing with vaas, Jason Brody would be able to handle anything!
Was looking for this 😂
@@aerop6716 same, took a while to see someone acknowledge it
I already commented this before, but this kind of stories where the person blatantly ignores all rules, pisses me off to no end, even though it is just a story.
This is why I read the fine print before I go through with something. I’ve always been meticulous when it comes to following other people’s rules, and that’s coming from a person who used to get the ever living crap knocked out of me for not paying attention to things
Man I still love these
Jason Brody. Love that far cry 3 reference😂
Sounds like a easy enough job, avoid everyone and don't wander into hell.
I heard "Arizona" and paused midbite of my sammy
This story reminds me of a similar one I listened to about a year or so ago. Similar rules too