"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, because they will be filled." - Mt 5:6 EHV "Young men grow tired and become weary. Even strong men stumble and fall. 31 But those who wait for the Lord will receive new strength. They will lift up their wings and soar like eagles. They will run and not become weary. They will walk and not become tired." - Isaiah 40:30-31 "Seek good and not evil, so that you may live, and then it will be like this for you: The Lord, the God of Armies, will be with you, as you claim. 15 Hate evil and love good. Establish justice in the city gate. Perhaps the Lord, the God of Armies, will be gracious to the remnant of Joseph." - Amos 5:14-15 "For the grace of God has appeared, bringing salvation to all people. 12 It trains us to reject ungodliness and worldly lusts and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in this present age, 13 while we wait for the blessed hope, that is, the glorious appearance of our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ. 14 He gave himself for us, to redeem us from all lawlessness and to purify for himself a people who are his own chosen people, eager to do good works." - Titus 2:11-14, see www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A6%2CIsaiah+40%3A30-31%2CAmos+5%3A14-15%2C+titus+2%3A11-14&version=EHV
There's a saying attributed to St Athanasius (who died in 373), that goes like this: The road to Hell is paved with the skulls of priests, and the skulls of bishops are its signposts. This is a very old problem.
@@clouds-rb9xt For a long time I knew from a historical perspective the orthodox had the greatest claim on the apostolic church, especially due to the pope's lineage. Knowing that Luther saw the Latin church as the true apostolic church when he died, but also seeing the outgrowth of protestant theology as it decays into hell also had me investigate the claims of the orthodox. I listened to the book rock and sand by Josiah Trenham after I had my objections to praying through the saints destroyed and that ultimately is what secured me on orthodoxy being the apostolic faith. Well that and the theology of Saint Athanasius of Alexandria. He's definitely going to be my patron saint for confirmation.
As a Catholic, I will say that if you know where to look, you can find Catholic parishes with a lot of the same zeal for liturgy and theology as the Confessional Lutherans - BUT... you also find a lot of the Rev Sue and Rev Razz flavor parishes too. The Good Lord will sort them out someday.
They tried to get a reformed pastor to do a video. "So, why should someone choose your church?" "The will of man is enslaved, so apart from a miracle of God, they can't."
"Oh my heck, we have so.many wonderful activities; quilting club, share your feelings club..." "Any men's activities?" "Those ARE the men's activities." Sadly, this is dead-on.
We have attended LCMS and Reformed churches. My wife told me the other day, "We Reformed are often referred to as the 'frozen chosen', but Lutherans are the 'loveless Lutherans'.
@@jakobi4971 there is always the ELCA if you don’t mind a lesbian woman “pastor” praying for more people to ride bicycles and choose meat substitutes all while telling you the Bible doesn’t say what it says and if it does they don’t follow that part. “Paul was the embodiment of the patriarchy and shouldn’t be considered scripture”-actual quote from an ELCA member.
"Great church for younger people in the 70-79 range..." Sadly a lot of churches are becoming this. Also, the so called "Christian" churches who never mention Christ or His work. Great satire :)
I grew up in the Lutheran Church of "Since we love God everything will be pain and suffering over your too short life until you die broken and unhappy", the church of "Everybody who disagrees with us is going to hell", the church of "you shouldn't even talk to anyone who doesn't go to our church", the church of "Since God loves us we must tell you you are wrong and going to hell" with a topping of "give the church all your money". You guessed it - LCMS from birth. Still one pastor whose life was actually changed by the love of Christ figured out you could be fully Lutheran, fully saved and fully happy all at the same time. Rev Ron Goodsman- thank you. I could never figure out how people having just received complete absolution through the sacrament could walk away looking like someone just forced them to eat two pounds of raw pigs butt. But I always believed I was in the right place. Just with the wrong people. Folks, if you are in a church that teaches the fully anointed gospel of Christ, that venerates the sacraments and historical confessions, that have ministers that know the difference between a declension and the defenders then be the joy - you already got the truth. Still LCMS - stioll shakin the tree for G-O-D. (I did that one for Chayce)
We won’t judge you; we won’t condemn you; we won’t reject you; we won’t hurt you; or save you....” should have ended with "...unless you are conservative, then yes, you got all those things"
"If you're the type of person who can only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition to someone else, we are definitely the church for you." Haha! Chesterton said, "the sign of a true religion is its ability to take a joke." Good for you guys! (Even if you aren't the true religion; Viva Christo Rey! Extra Ecclesium et Nulla Salus.)
2:00 "We've got a LOT of baggage." I daresay that's true for every tradition and denomination. It's just one of the wonderful consequences of bringing a bunch of sinful human beings together.
I think, after only a couple of videos, you are my new favorite comedy channel. Time for a @LutheranSatire marathon. You had me at the devils Kenneth Copeland suit....
Man this was funny! What I like is that it seems to me that its not done in a mean spirited way, but gently pokes fun at the problems different Churches face. We all are human beings and we fall, but may the Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on us sinners. God bless you!
"...only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition towards someone else, were definitely the church for you..." Uno momento Amigo, I'm already a member of the Churches of Christ and believe me...we got that covered!!!😜🤣
Ok I'll fill it in since Has left it out. "Come to my church where we baptize anyone who has made a decision to follow Christ. AND we fully put you down under the water! Even though we don't believe the water really does anything. But it's highly symbolic!" How's that? I do love my Baptist friends. Seriously. If we could close the gap on the sacraments, we'd almost be united.
@@TGuard00014 see, I told you we are almost united. Lutherans do great pot lucks. Pickles are the official vegetable to any Lutheran pot luck I've ever been to. Blessings;)
LOVELY. Always excited to see an upload from you! Very nice job with that 80s style, RGB glitch aesthetic, always neat to see you try something new like that! Hilarious.
Very good video for Reformation. The more things change (false teachings) the more they stay the same (false teachings). Let's stand with Luther and keep our teachings Bible based and welcome all to hear the wonderful teachings that will lead to salvation.
“Take a six month punishment vacation, then hop back on Twitter, say God has restored you like King David...” Oh hey, Pastor DriscollMacDonaldTchividjianPattersonFalwellMahaney. Fancy seeing you here.
@@kirjian www.washingtonian.com/2016/02/14/the-sex-abuse-scandal-that-devastated-a-suburban-megachurch-sovereign-grace-ministries/ Sovereign Grace Ministries has no soul.
@@kirjian I think it was something that happened with members of the congregation, but the church leaders knew about it and just played the victim blaming game and/or covered it up.
"Hi, I'm a Presbyterian minister. I would give you reasons as to why you should choose my church, but since your nature is totally depraved and utterly enslaved to sin, you will always choose to reject coming to our church apart from divine intervention, and therefore it is pointless to try and persuade you through natural reason to come. Good day, I need to check on how the oats are fermenting for my homemade craft beer."
@Art Anson Paul said something about not doing things to upset those of weak faith because they are not ready for freedom from unnecessary restrictions. He was talking about diet but it applies.
@Art Anson I'm genuinely sorry you had such bad experiences with the reformed crowd. It is true that while we do talk a big game about Sola Scriptura, there are a number in our group who would rather spend their time doing intellectual flexing and lose the simplicity of the bible. Also, I have known some to focus so much on having the perfect Calvinistic doctrine, but so little on loving their brothers and sisters in Christ who may not see eye to eye with them. I have known whole churches to split because reformed pastors effectively kicked out anyone who wasn't a high Calvinist. This is not all compatible with Christian compassion. On behalf of the reformed crowd (though I am by no means the universal spokesman for them), I am really sorry people have hurt you and imposed rules of traditions on you as if they were rules of God. Furthermore, I hate how it has cause relational division in your family. I hope you can believe me when I say that we are not all that way. P.S. I love the song Jesus Loves the Little Children. Peace.
Well as a life long Nazarene I have a "Non-Denominational" pastor I listen to who is just as good as any Nazarene one I have heard. Not all non-denoms are bad but the exclusion factor does at times agitate people it seems.
A happy Reformation Day to everyone! I've been making sure to teach my non-Christian friend from Germany all about Luther and why he was so important, and what it has to do with the Gospel. Signed, your friendly Presbyterian. (PCA, NOT PCUSA! PCUSA is basically represented byRazzMaTazz Twinklespit in this video. LOL)
This weird. I was just wondering when Lutheran Satire was going to come out with a new video. I was just looking up Lutheran Satire an hour before this came out
Idk about the US but in Canada Zoning designations are Bylaws, usually supported but Official Plan designations by which authority is delegated from the province. Not so fun fact from an Urban Planning student in uni.....
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“We won’t judge you; we won’t condemn you; we won’t reject you; we won’t hurt you; or save you....”
Best summary ever.
I have been to quite a few churches like that. I didn't stay long.
Churches that condone witchcraft and have gay coffee time to talk about LGBT identity 🥴
I was totally expecting the punchline to be "unless you're part of the patriarchy," or something along those lines.
Honestly that sounded scary
The fact that chace is a watermarked stock photo makes it even better.
Chayce*
100%
Those places are empty and generic. They are what happens when an entire church just decides to stay in Sunday School forever.
Rev. Ernst had me at "we are the Church for people who don't like their friends".
Same!
That's pretty deep if you think about it. "Love your enemy"
Every week God fills us with love and peace, and joy. That's why we are mad all the time. 🤣😂
"Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, because they will be filled." - Mt 5:6 EHV
"Young men grow tired and become weary.
Even strong men stumble and fall.
31 But those who wait for the Lord will receive new strength.
They will lift up their wings and soar like eagles.
They will run and not become weary.
They will walk and not become tired." - Isaiah 40:30-31
"Seek good and not evil, so that you may live,
and then it will be like this for you:
The Lord, the God of Armies, will be with you, as you claim.
15 Hate evil and love good.
Establish justice in the city gate.
Perhaps the Lord, the God of Armies,
will be gracious to the remnant of Joseph." - Amos 5:14-15
"For the grace of God has appeared, bringing salvation to all people. 12 It trains us to reject ungodliness and worldly lusts and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in this present age, 13 while we wait for the blessed hope, that is, the glorious appearance of our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ. 14 He gave himself for us, to redeem us from all lawlessness and to purify for himself a people who are his own chosen people, eager to do good works." - Titus 2:11-14, see www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A6%2CIsaiah+40%3A30-31%2CAmos+5%3A14-15%2C+titus+2%3A11-14&version=EHV
😂
Sounds like the mad (Catholic) trads I know and go to church with.
@@gabejones4996 me and the low mass gang wouldnt know anything about that, we just vibe to the sounds of silence and transubstantiation
"We're the church that doesn't like God." LOL. True, but very sad.
Martin Augsburg Ernst is an excellent name. I am surprised that it has not surfaced in my family tree.
Only you can change that good sir!
👉 "Ernst" is a name as well as the German word for "serious" or "solemn" 👈
Same here.
Love this! 😂😂😂
You can’t beat the way that the mega church pastor still has the stock photo labels across his body...
"We're the church for people who don't like their friends" classic
"We're the church for the people who are the pastor of this church!'' Love it!
The fact that most of these are real people. I’m scared for the church.
Don’t be a Donatist.
@@tcschenks - There's a different between thinking clergy should be perfect, and calling out false teaching for what it is.
There's a saying attributed to St Athanasius (who died in 373), that goes like this: The road to Hell is paved with the skulls of priests, and the skulls of bishops are its signposts.
This is a very old problem.
Chase is honestly hilarious. I'm embarrassed about how many times I've watched this.
That's Chayce to you.
@@marinbrandenburg6095 Is it bad that I heard Chayse's voice when reading this?
@@DWCPodcast - If it is, then I'm in the boat of "it's bad." XD
@@DWCPodcast hearing the blessed voice of HF is NEVER a bad thing!
"You feel me?"
Nope. No, can't say as I do. No thank you. Not tracking with you there. Not picking up what you're lay'n down, PA-trick!
If you're still looking for a church, just know that being LCMS will make this video 77.9% funnier.
So true! LOL
Absolutely
Up till about a week ago I was lcms, now I'm almost orthodox.
@@ThumbKnuckle Almost? Doesn't that take a long time to go through? Why'd you convert, I'm curious
@@clouds-rb9xt For a long time I knew from a historical perspective the orthodox had the greatest claim on the apostolic church, especially due to the pope's lineage. Knowing that Luther saw the Latin church as the true apostolic church when he died, but also seeing the outgrowth of protestant theology as it decays into hell also had me investigate the claims of the orthodox. I listened to the book rock and sand by Josiah Trenham after I had my objections to praying through the saints destroyed and that ultimately is what secured me on orthodoxy being the apostolic faith.
Well that and the theology of Saint Athanasius of Alexandria. He's definitely going to be my patron saint for confirmation.
Lol, a pastor named “Sue”.
~Johnny Cash
As a Catholic, I will say that if you know where to look, you can find Catholic parishes with a lot of the same zeal for liturgy and theology as the Confessional Lutherans - BUT... you also find a lot of the Rev Sue and Rev Razz flavor parishes too. The Good Lord will sort them out someday.
Do you practice the worship of Mary?
North, I hope you had a laugh. I enjoyed how he poked fun at everybody.
They tried to get a reformed pastor to do a video.
"So, why should someone choose your church?"
"The will of man is enslaved, so apart from a miracle of God, they can't."
lol! Not really how the Reformed doctrines of the will work, but still funny!
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 I know; I'm reformed myself. Thank you!
"Oh my heck, we have so.many wonderful activities; quilting club, share your feelings club..."
"Any men's activities?"
"Those ARE the men's activities."
Sadly, this is dead-on.
"If Chick-fil-A had a baby with ½ of the Apostles' Creed?"
Mwah haha hah!
As a "Missoula Synod" Lutheran, I can say that Pastor Ernst is a little too real to be considered satire
We have attended LCMS and Reformed churches. My wife told me the other day, "We Reformed are often referred to as the 'frozen chosen', but Lutherans are the 'loveless Lutherans'.
As an evangelical, I can confirm that Chace was my youth pastor as a kid.
Felt this (myself also LCMS)
@@jakobi4971 there is always the ELCA if you don’t mind a lesbian woman “pastor” praying for more people to ride bicycles and choose meat substitutes all while telling you the Bible doesn’t say what it says and if it does they don’t follow that part.
“Paul was the embodiment of the patriarchy and shouldn’t be considered scripture”-actual quote from an ELCA member.
Misery Synod... 😅
"Great church for younger people in the 70-79 range..." Sadly a lot of churches are becoming this. Also, the so called "Christian" churches who never mention Christ or His work. Great satire :)
Definitely did NOT recognize Pastor Wolfmueller’s voice. Glad he’s doing better, and well done!
Wow, that’s cold
It’s because the voice was angry-sounding, which Pr. Wolfmueller usually isn’t.
Love this. Pr. Fiene, you need a sequel that has an Orthodox, fundamentalist Baptist, pentecostal/charismatic, and Mennonite.
As an Orthodox, I’m 100% behind this
I think Chayse was charismatic
Don't forget the Presbyterians.
"We're the church for the people who don't like God" 😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic
That liberal " pastor" girl sounded like Rick Astley when she said we won't judge you, reject you or hurt you. YOu know the rules, so do i
@Eevee *mmmm dessert
Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.
My God,Lutheran satire video's out,Reformation day become even more awesome!!!Happy reformation day brethrens.
I want to feel included and say, "Hey what about us Baptists," but then I remember what satire is, and think, "You know what, I'm good."
I grew up in the Lutheran Church of "Since we love God everything will be pain and suffering over your too short life until you die broken and unhappy", the church of "Everybody who disagrees with us is going to hell", the church of "you shouldn't even talk to anyone who doesn't go to our church", the church of "Since God loves us we must tell you you are wrong and going to hell" with a topping of "give the church all your money". You guessed it - LCMS from birth. Still one pastor whose life was actually changed by the love of Christ figured out you could be fully Lutheran, fully saved and fully happy all at the same time. Rev Ron Goodsman- thank you. I could never figure out how people having just received complete absolution through the sacrament could walk away looking like someone just forced them to eat two pounds of raw pigs butt. But I always believed I was in the right place. Just with the wrong people. Folks, if you are in a church that teaches the fully anointed gospel of Christ, that venerates the sacraments and historical confessions, that have ministers that know the difference between a declension and the defenders then be the joy - you already got the truth. Still LCMS - stioll shakin the tree for G-O-D. (I did that one for Chayce)
"if you're a Monergist rock on Donkey Kong"
"Why has he just used a stock image for the evangelical guy?.... Oh wait - that's the joke!"
The unenthusiastic Catholic Donnal/Connal rip-off had me laughing out loud at “legal expenses.”
We won’t judge you; we won’t condemn you; we won’t reject you; we won’t hurt you; or save you....” should have ended with "...unless you are conservative, then yes, you got all those things"
"If you're the type of person who can only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition to someone else, we are definitely the church for you." Haha! Chesterton said, "the sign of a true religion is its ability to take a joke." Good for you guys! (Even if you aren't the true religion; Viva Christo Rey! Extra Ecclesium et Nulla Salus.)
Obey Acts 2:38 to be saved. Read the Holy Bible KJVand obey it to be saved.
Not gonna lie, confessional lutheranism lookin fine. Might have to find a church near by.
2:00 "We've got a LOT of baggage."
I daresay that's true for every tradition and denomination. It's just one of the wonderful consequences of bringing a bunch of sinful human beings together.
True, but the difference with the Roman's is that they cannot admit that the church can ever be wrong
I'll never be Methodist but I gotta admit, Pastor Sue seemed like a real sweet lady.
Thank you for you gift to mankind, Hans Fiene.
Happy Reformation Day LutheranSatire!!!
Pastor Fiene!!! All of your videos are awesome!!!!!! You're great!!!
I'm Assemblies of God 🙂
Wheezing with laughter, every time
I think, after only a couple of videos, you are my new favorite comedy channel. Time for a @LutheranSatire marathon. You had me at the devils Kenneth Copeland suit....
I like the big stock tattoo on the cool guy
A very edgy tat if ever I saw one.
Wolfmueller cracks me up in this one
Which character was he? I couldn't find any credits.
@@Mygoalwogel He's the Lutheran
@@ryansmith9427 oh that was Wolfmueller? I've never noticed that. 😂
Man this was funny! What I like is that it seems to me that its not done in a mean spirited way, but gently pokes fun at the problems different Churches face. We all are human beings and we fall, but may the Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on us sinners. God bless you!
Why did chase start sounding like horus at the end?
This video might give a clue ..
ruclips.net/video/jQ2oIxRrdlI/видео.html
Same reason the Roman priest sounded like Donnell and Connell
Pastor Chayse eerily reminds me of that hippy Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz.
Mark Driscoll too.
"...only craft an identity by setting himself up in opposition towards someone else, were definitely the church for you..." Uno momento Amigo, I'm already a member of the Churches of Christ and believe me...we got that covered!!!😜🤣
Accapella? Even the Christian Churches instrumental wing does this from time to time lol
Brilliant! Thank you! More, please!
Waiting for Part 2, maybe with Eastern Orthodoxy and southern Baptists🤣
EO pastor would chant everything he says
The lutheran character is hilarious.
This was great lol, but that young lady pastor looked scary 😂
Angelina Jolie w/ stage 4 cancer & 1984 hs* smoking section eye makeup.... (*I was there.)
Scary and kinda hot... alas.
@@cedk144 Eh, not my type but you do you, bro. Lol
@@cedk144 Yeah -- I think I remember you from hs, too! 😉 (Or, actually, probably your dad....😅)
As a Baptist I'm triggered you didn't include me.
Not really. But that would have been good too.
Love the channel as always
Well they had that nondenominational guy. Non-denominational congregations are basically Baptists.
Ok I'll fill it in since Has left it out.
"Come to my church where we baptize anyone who has made a decision to follow Christ. AND we fully put you down under the water! Even though we don't believe the water really does anything. But it's highly symbolic!"
How's that?
I do love my Baptist friends. Seriously. If we could close the gap on the sacraments, we'd almost be united.
@@jimflys2 Unacceptable. You didn’t mention the word “potluck” excuse me “fellowship meal” once, definitely not Baptist. ;)
@@TGuard00014 see, I told you we are almost united. Lutherans do great pot lucks. Pickles are the official vegetable to any Lutheran pot luck I've ever been to. Blessings;)
Orthodox - yep. Where's Patriarch Bart? 😉
Chayce would later convert to Orthodoxy and become "Chad the Trad".
“Take a six month punishment vacation”
Catholic, former evangelical here. This is good church commentary!
LOVELY. Always excited to see an upload from you! Very nice job with that 80s style, RGB glitch aesthetic, always neat to see you try something new like that! Hilarious.
I didn't know you were Lutheran
Very good video for Reformation. The more things change (false teachings) the more they stay the same (false teachings). Let's stand with Luther and keep our teachings Bible based and welcome all to hear the wonderful teachings that will lead to salvation.
I got a better idea. Let's stand with Christ
I think I might be Lutheran, and that's great
Happy Reformation Day!
Ouch! I am hit! Hilariously spot on mate. Excepting the confessional lutheran angst is usually amoung the laity and not the pastors.
These people made me wanna cry.
*Offended Gottesdienst Crowd listeners are now chanting the deprecatory psalms* ;)
I can’t believe that Rev. Ernst is played by Pastor Wolfmueller 😂 too perfect.
Another brilliant video!
Learning the Lord is hard. I love my non-denom that teaches the bible and nothing else. My kernel is Lutheran and I'm grateful.
I'd fall in with the lcms pastor dude. But I'm Presbyterian. Sorry not sorry.
Is that Earthquake AKA John Tenta as the Lutheran pastor? If so that is awesome
It’s very true if your not fighting outwardly for souls you fight your own kingdom.
best channel on youtube
I can't watch this again because of how accurate it probably is.
John “Earthquake” Tenta as a Lutheran pastor! 😂 Yes! Amen!
I knew it!
Love this!
HA! I knew I heard Rev. Wolfmueller in there! Can't get that one past me, Patrick! :)
I love this channel.
Now, become Lutheran
Lol...never laughed so hard...you better do a sequel, I know where you live ; )
Ouch... hit a little close to home sometimes.
Found me a great reformed baptist church.
Love the 90s retro face-mation common to many 90s PC games like Titanic Adventure Out of Time.
“Take a six month punishment vacation, then hop back on Twitter, say God has restored you like King David...”
Oh hey, Pastor DriscollMacDonaldTchividjianPattersonFalwellMahaney. Fancy seeing you here.
What did CJ Mahaney do?
@@kirjian Sat on his hands while children in his church network were sexually abused and the abuse was covered up.
@@cathe196 oh dang... but like, pastors? Or someone in the congregation did it?
@@kirjian www.washingtonian.com/2016/02/14/the-sex-abuse-scandal-that-devastated-a-suburban-megachurch-sovereign-grace-ministries/
Sovereign Grace Ministries has no soul.
@@kirjian I think it was something that happened with members of the congregation, but the church leaders knew about it and just played the victim blaming game and/or covered it up.
Keep it Hans.. and I'm going to become a Lutheran
This is hilarious. But it also kind of makes me want to go cry in my Reformation beer...
Pastor Fiene, it is 2023 now and we still waiting for part two :D
LOL -- "that's why we're mad all the time."
Where my Presbyterians at? The non-liberal ones.
"Hi, I'm a Presbyterian minister. I would give you reasons as to why you should choose my church, but since your nature is totally depraved and utterly enslaved to sin, you will always choose to reject coming to our church apart from divine intervention, and therefore it is pointless to try and persuade you through natural reason to come. Good day, I need to check on how the oats are fermenting for my homemade craft beer."
@Art Anson Actually, I'm a Reformed Baptist myself, but I am not above laughing at myself.
@Art Anson Paul said something about not doing things to upset those of weak faith because they are not ready for freedom from unnecessary restrictions. He was talking about diet but it applies.
@Art Anson I'm genuinely sorry you had such bad experiences with the reformed crowd. It is true that while we do talk a big game about Sola Scriptura, there are a number in our group who would rather spend their time doing intellectual flexing and lose the simplicity of the bible. Also, I have known some to focus so much on having the perfect Calvinistic doctrine, but so little on loving their brothers and sisters in Christ who may not see eye to eye with them. I have known whole churches to split because reformed pastors effectively kicked out anyone who wasn't a high Calvinist. This is not all compatible with Christian compassion.
On behalf of the reformed crowd (though I am by no means the universal spokesman for them), I am really sorry people have hurt you and imposed rules of traditions on you as if they were rules of God. Furthermore, I hate how it has cause relational division in your family. I hope you can believe me when I say that we are not all that way.
P.S. I love the song Jesus Loves the Little Children.
Peace.
The stock photo guy was Mario the vigilant christian, the old lady was Antje Jackelén, but who were the others? Steven Anderson?
Not enough hysterical screaming to be Stevey.
@Eevee * Mario is, but Antje is the archbishop of Sweden.
Hahahahahaha - “ We have zoning laws for a reason...”
Well as a life long Nazarene I have a "Non-Denominational" pastor I listen to who is just as good as any Nazarene one I have heard. Not all non-denoms are bad but the exclusion factor does at times agitate people it seems.
Grew up Baptist, but began attending a Nazarene church after high school. Most Biblically accurate theology in my opinion.
I'm the church for all guys named 'Hans'
Reverend Martin Augsburg Ernst I find your church irresistible.
I already go to the Rev. Martin Augsburg Ernst's church, or at least the version of it we have where I live.
"Starring (in order of water density)"
...what?
I missed that before. XD
A happy Reformation Day to everyone! I've been making sure to teach my non-Christian friend from Germany all about Luther and why he was so important, and what it has to do with the Gospel.
Signed, your friendly Presbyterian. (PCA, NOT PCUSA! PCUSA is basically represented byRazzMaTazz Twinklespit in this video. LOL)
You got Pastor Wolfmueller to be the LCMS guy!? That's awesome. Extra legit.
Okay, that's it, Eastern Orthodoxy it is.🙂🙃🙂
The best part was the ad for online church afterwards
This weird. I was just wondering when Lutheran Satire was going to come out with a new video. I was just looking up Lutheran Satire an hour before this came out
Idk about the US but in Canada Zoning designations are Bylaws, usually supported but Official Plan designations by which authority is delegated from the province.
Not so fun fact from an Urban Planning student in uni.....
You guys got Matthew Mcconaughey for the video! These videos are going high-budget!
Thank you for the stockPhoto watermark. Really ties in the millenial pastor lol
Happy Reformation day!
Beautiful
This is so good omg 😂