So if the _Wedding Pistol_ is in the possession of Adrian Shephard, and Shephard gets a chance at shooting at Gordon "Cicero" Freeman later in the game, does that mean that Freeman actually got married to Shephard in the base game because he was shot by the Wedding Pistol?
9:50 It's the return of Garden Cicero! It makes me so happy that somehow _this_ is the thing that gets translated consistently. 15:07 I knew that joke was coming and I loved every second of it.
"My goal is simple: CRAZY, communicate[d] in such a way that you never talk or sleep." Nah, that sounds like my old drill sergeant, to be fair. "MY PRECIOUS WORKHORSE IS IMPATIENT FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS!" Ya, that's definitely him.
I hope you understand the importance, *IDIYKURA KALANEN HART* but you do not believe me, and nobody can say we have decided to cease to send a message, no, it may not matter, *APRIDRAVIKADA* ..... You, less *well being* acquired
0:21 "My goal is , Crazy! Is to communicate that you dont talk or sleep." Now I'm picturing a tired solider communicating in sing language trough a radio lol
Inventive weapons that change up the gameplay have long been a staple of the Half-Life universe. First the gravity gun, then the portal gun, and now the wedding pistol.
Not to kill the joke or anything, but inventive weapons didn’t start from HL2 or Portal! Og HL started it, when they made a gun that shoots freaking homing controllable hornets out of it, while having been designed after some kind of worm glove or some shit! Lol Opposing force picked up on that and introduced another organic moving live gun, that shoots some sort of gross ugly exploding egg spores…not to mention a freaking barnacle glove thing, that is being used like a freaking grappling hook!
"We're going to be hot!" You know, that actually does sound like a callout when you're landing in the middle of a combat zone. "Get heavy, marines, we're going to be hot!"
Holy sh*t the flashback at 6:07 reminded me that I watched that video (the one in the flashback) a few years ago and then never stumbled upon your channel again until now, this time I'm gonna subscribe because this is great.
Drill Sergeant: "my goal is simple; CRAZY! Communicate in such a way that you never TALK, OR SLEEP! when you jump over to me you respond with "hi! HOW many cakes do I have?"" Recruit: "oh yessssss sir!"
My Favorite Quotes: "How many cakes do I have??" "The purpose of this work Is to gain the experience In the use of TWO-" "Sit on the rope, I'm hungry." "Okay, 7,112 eggs!" "Drop your donkey In the trash and don't even tell us what we want." "Do strangers have good Ideas?" "We are In good health!" "Can you smell It? What a smell!" "It may not matter APADRADACADA you." "ADICADECALALIN Heart." "M16, BACK ME DOC!"
14:36 "Why do we always have to wear what we can't afford?" I guess those ridiculous ties don't come cheap.
19:40 "You re-armed the nuke!" *huge explosion in the backround* "Yeah!"
G-man: "No"
I just can´t get enough of that perfect timing XD.
I was expecting them to burst out laughing at that.
background*
it wasn't timing. g-man knows.
Gman then immediately puts him into the void forever
@@randomintrovertedspider7510 into stasis*
Now we need "Hunt Down The Cisero"
YES LMAO
Hunt Down The Cisero: i don’t even know why this game exists
Cisero fryman
Literally nobody:
Mark Antony: hUnt DoWn tHE cIceRO
Also , donut man has a name.He is otis. Otis the fat hat man.
Those soldiers that wear shirts that say "thank you" on them are so unintentionally wholesome
On the back, the shirts should say “may I have another?”
Indeed
They’re thanking the drill sergeant for him birthing them as his eyeball child.
I think the drill Sargent has a crush on you
He’s not being subtle, wait until he whips out his wedding pistol
@@idkwhattoputhere4695 Gonna need to see the counselor afterwards
sergeant not sargent...
"My precious workhorse is impatient for your buttocks!!"
“Are you my eyeball child?”
_Dying_
"Listen people, we are in good health!"
speak the truth! good job, vortigaunt!!!!!!!!!!!
Karens and Antivaxxers in a nutshell
@Some characters aren't allowed SDSDFSEWQSTGDFRTRFRDTDTRSRSRTSEDAEW *cool drops to good* ill show u reel powar!!!
*osprey explodes*
THE RACOONS COULDN'T DETERMINE THE NUMBER OF PARTICIPANTS SO LET'S SEE
**huge explosion**
"Communicate in such a way that you never talk"
HOW MANY CAKES DO YOU HAVE?
@@chuck_duck are you my eyeball child?
Or sleep.
Cícero fryman does that
I'm glad the Marines finally got that Interpretive Dance initiative going
The Doctor is one of the most popular oysters in the world!
Time stamp it, I need to see this.
@@scarfbit7354 3:42
I agree
Malaria, lalaria, halitosis and diabetes concentrate.
@@Aluminum.K I have that last part.
The voice acting really sells this, they could have easily used text to speech instead but went the extra mile.
Agreed, though i gotta say... this mod with Will From Afar's TTS would be equally as good
@@TheEepyMagi
Honestly, I don't know which would sound better. This would sound amazing in Speakonia.
_"My precious workhorse is impatient for your buttocks."_
*_I FEEL THREATENED._*
his horse is galloping for Adrian 😏
@@TheEngineerThatsEngiHere what.
dont question it
DEUTSCHLAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pfp fits
*Me trying to start a conversation:*
_Anyways... You have eyes!_
Eyes up ahead! Eyes big pretty ones!
Me failing miserably at flirting:
5:27 "12 Cities" "That's all that's left on planet Earth after the 7 hour war"
*City 17 would like to know your location*
The combine just cant count
Combine:would u like to die?
Deadwater:no
Combine:too bad I’m going to do it anyways
@@hodd. they learned from Gabe Newell and Capcom.
if you remove the multiples of 3, it checks out
That hasn't even happened yet.
15:42 I like how he enthusiastically says "I'm a foreigner"
he's correct as far as i know
He’s so happy :D
Dude when he said the worms are coming, he predicted the final boss.
Well, ironically, in the rest of the game he predicted a stroke, so any point is a good point
Or the combine advisors.
gogooba
Waiting for the Worms (1979, Pink Floyd)
"How many cakes do I have?!"
"Oh yes, sir!"
This feels like every single time I try to interact with other people...
yes
I thought it was kinks
"Are you my eyeball, child?"
about 11
Play only game, i also like study.
"Ohh, can you smell it?"
"What a smell?"
"Good food, like a boat made for me"
"Yes, what is it? Drop your donkey in the trash and don't even tell us what we want."
It's like some kind of freeform poetry stuff.
@@Mordecai02 hey! some people are angry when they have to take my donkey >:(
i thought it said a boat made of meat
*Speech increased to 100*
@@Ribbons0121R121 [Speech 100/100] If you've never seen me with an attractive person, then does that not suggest that we're the same person?
(7:25) I guess Otis' ability to aim was also google translated
No he was bad in the first place
Either that, or the zombie's health was google translated.
Yes
@@StrandedClone ratio + Otis is better than you
actually that could have happened, or his DEAGLE's damage level
*Cicero Cleanup Detail.*
oh my god, this is going to be a long day
18:19 "Anyways, you have eyes!"
Guys, one of your boyfriends is trying his best to flirt. Cut him some slack.
He's trying his best
“I have 6 of you.”
“... are we still talking about the boyfriend thing.”
“Yes.”
Yes"
I have 69 boyfriends :)
@Read the comment below
At 11:36
Cool profile picture
*Detroit: Become Human*
I have 2 boyfriends and 50 viruses!
11:36
"I have 6 of you!"
"Are we still talking about the boyfriends?"
"y e s."
So if the _Wedding Pistol_ is in the possession of Adrian Shephard, and Shephard gets a chance at shooting at Gordon "Cicero" Freeman later in the game, does that mean that Freeman actually got married to Shephard in the base game because he was shot by the Wedding Pistol?
Hmm. My question is what part of the gun has to do with a wedding? Is it the bullet or is it that you just bring it to a wedding?
@@mrtwistr Maybe it's the pistol used to undo the wedding.
Sounds gay but okay
Luis P. That could be true.
I want to like but it has 69 likes rn
9:39 we are confident that *A-HUEIGH*
3:08 : "wedding pistol"
kitchen gun and toilet grenade: "hello there"
"HI IM DERRICK BUM!"
@@Qazwsxedc165*BANG BANG BANG*
Modern cupid
9:50 It's the return of Garden Cicero! It makes me so happy that somehow _this_ is the thing that gets translated consistently.
15:07 I knew that joke was coming and I loved every second of it.
3:36 *The body is only a minute away*
"Are you my eyeball child?"
Translation: "are you eyeing me son?"
Original line is actually "You eyeballin' me, boy?"
@@BinkusTheTrinkus close enough, compared to googles translation anyways
I can see how that could happen.
I put the line thegooogle transgender
You'd better leave the wormhole square!
"Tactical Working Mothers" Are those Facebook's special forces or something?
Operation "McDonald's manager"
Speshal forces
the special force that to spy on their child internet activity lol
Yeeeeeeeeees
The news and rabbi Jerome are my favourite rap group.
The News and Huewi Louis The Rabbi; It’s the Jewish Rap cover band of Huey Lewis & The News
P.dup used to be my favorite rapper, but then he went too mainstream.
Rabbi Jerome and The News sounds like a generic indie band
The News With Rabbi Jerome sounds like a 70s Jewish anti-coldwar band
Feat: P.dub
[14:05] "May 1st, May 1st! An example! Talls was not attacked! 4 times, we want your blind operator! Call back, now!"
you better call back 😥
'My children, that is a 1st step."
imagine your drill sergeant stopping you in the middle of a course to go get lunch because he's hungry
Thanks for all the love for my mod, Deadwater. You're the best
What was your favorite line to record
@@woahguy87 Hmm, probably “Are you my eyeball child?”
@@BinkusTheTrinkus that was a funny one thank you for making the mod :)
No, thank YOU for putting so much effort I to this goofy piece of garbadge. It's very beautiful. *explosions*
That headcrab zombie just rage quit 5:51
"Communicate in such a way that you never talk, or sleep" made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight lol
well they actually did like the drill sergeant said
"My goal is simple: CRAZY, communicate[d] in such a way that you never talk or sleep."
Nah, that sounds like my old drill sergeant, to be fair.
"MY PRECIOUS WORKHORSE IS IMPATIENT FOR YOUR BUTTOCKS!"
Ya, that's definitely him.
Underrated comment.
"HI, how many cakes do i have?'
Are you my eyeball child?
"Step through the door to meet the JAPAIEA"
I'm still disapointed that Rabbi Jerome never got his own game after all these years
11:42
"Are we still talking about the boyfriend thing"
Soldier: Yes
17:34 So that's where the 50 viruses came from.
"its beautiful!"
(alarms go off, everything explodes,both implying that its not beautiful.)
“As soon as you said that, everything’s going to crap!”
0:42
A garbage can!
M-16!
*chicken noises*
To me like you!
oscar worthy dialogue
"did you slap me in a dirty bag?"
"Have fun, honey :)" - Drill Instructor
I love how the recruit's shirts say "Thank You".
1:46 _"My precious workhorse is impatient for your buttocks!"_
Mildly disturbed by that
Mr Hands moment
"I have 6 of you"
The other person: "Are we talking about the boyfriend thing?"
"Yes"
*DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN*
Cyberpunk music intensifies
the other person is called mahagony
Pension, support.
The other person=mahogany
hey why do i know your pfp from somewhere
3:42 The doctor is one of the most popular Oyster in the world
Christ, the oysters are good aren't they?
7:05, after missing everything, Otis was like: "alright, im leaving now." and decided to leave.
Will our intrepid guard ever land a single shot on the zombie? Or will the one zombie destroy the universe? Find next time on Dragon Ball Z Kai!
And of course, it turns out the guard's power level is too low to harm the zombie, and Goku Freeman needs to come save the day again.
He didn't miss, the bullets disappeared on contact with the zombie
15:45 As an EDM Listener, I can assure you, mathematics goes a long way. Gotta time the beats!
Why do I love that all of the ‘cursed’ lines get an extra voice effect?
19:32 "One of the most annoying things is the quality of the Black Mesa, but I think it will eventually take care of itself"
it took care of itself alright
*no*
Cynical lmao
I hope you understand the importance, *IDIYKURA KALANEN HART* but you do not believe me, and nobody can say we have decided to cease to send a message, no, it may not matter, *APRIDRAVIKADA* ..... You, less *well being* acquired
10:23 "Ben, my love. Benbenbenbenbenbebebebebbbbbbbbbb-"
Ohh I thought it was "Then, my love."
What you remembered being said: "Are you touching me dirtbag?".
What was really said: "Did you slap me in a dirty bag?".
8:55 Adeptus Mechanicus to everyone
11:45 I think that's the guy who'd end up as the "To think, all I used to want to do is sell insurance." guy.
Soldiers in Hollywood movies: 3:59
0:21
"My goal is , Crazy! Is to communicate that you dont talk or sleep."
Now I'm picturing a tired solider communicating in sing language trough a radio lol
It could also be the explanation for the radio voices in HL. Hey, yelling (or... whatever it is they do) isn't talking!
0:16 The new Canadian army uniforms.
Lol
y e s .
"We're going to be hot"
"Avoid.. hell"
"Law enforcement officer, right?"
United States Jones is now my favorite superhero
"you better leave the wormhole square" sounds like an insult
Rabbi Jerome is the long-lost brother of Father Grigori.
Change my mind.
Don't forget about Imam Humphrey
@@jackryan2612When this Abrahamic Trio is united, they will save the world
17:18 *“I lost one hundred and fifty money’s!”*
4:51 dang untitled goose game escalated since the last time I played lmao
8:21
Hello Cave Johnson here new owner and CEO of Black Mesa. That's right, you've been bought.
G-Man: Offers you an incomprehensible explanation mixed with straight up lies then leaves you in stasis.
Nobody:
Maths questions: 0:29
O h Y e s S i r
@@seventheroot-r that's the answer i think?
True
~ Oh Yes Sir 🥴🥴 ~
Hm... 547.
3:02
"Build. A. Donkey."
1:37
"Have Fun Hunny!"
"I wanna see your face painted with flowers"
I wish all military would do that in real life. 🌸
Inventive weapons that change up the gameplay have long been a staple of the Half-Life universe. First the gravity gun, then the portal gun, and now the wedding pistol.
Not to kill the joke or anything, but inventive weapons didn’t start from HL2 or Portal! Og HL started it, when they made a gun that shoots freaking homing controllable hornets out of it, while having been designed after some kind of worm glove or some shit! Lol Opposing force picked up on that and introduced another organic moving live gun, that shoots some sort of gross ugly exploding egg spores…not to mention a freaking barnacle glove thing, that is being used like a freaking grappling hook!
The Og HL and Opposing Force specifically were especially creative, when it comes t some weapons!
The creatures you shoot with it become your wives and you can bang them to restore your health
The portal gun came before the gravity gun.
@@callumkristofer7793 No.
"I have six of you!"
"Are we still talking about the boyfriend thing?"
"Yes!"
at 4:06 man that "Man where am I?" was so real but just the helicopter intro is so funny
" Stand back, *The body is only a minute away* "
I love that you guys did the training room
0:57
"Oh what is your name?"
"Peed up"
Pete Dup
"Am I allowed to speak?"
"Oh, nice! I think I'm in a lot of pain."
6:50 I gotta make that a poster lol.
"We're going to be hot!"
You know, that actually does sound like a callout when you're landing in the middle of a combat zone. "Get heavy, marines, we're going to be hot!"
“It will eventually take care of itself”
*nuclear explosion*
“ｎｏ”
Holy sh*t the flashback at 6:07 reminded me that I watched that video (the one in the flashback) a few years ago and then never stumbled upon your channel again until now, this time I'm gonna subscribe because this is great.
*”..and I’ll warn you about the dangers of eating! Have fun honey! "*
I NEED MY *W E D D I N G P I S T O L*
So do i
HONEY? WHERE IS MY WEDDING PISTOL?
0:41 This feels like an Abridged Series.
After this you guys probably should call the councilor tonight 1:59
Drill Sergeant: "my goal is simple; CRAZY! Communicate in such a way that you never TALK, OR SLEEP! when you jump over to me you respond with "hi! HOW many cakes do I have?""
Recruit: "oh yessssss sir!"
I love how freeman translates to Cicero for no reason
My Favorite Quotes:
"How many cakes do I have??"
"The purpose of this work Is to gain the experience In the use of TWO-"
"Sit on the rope, I'm hungry."
"Okay, 7,112 eggs!"
"Drop your donkey In the trash and don't even tell us what we want."
"Do strangers have good Ideas?"
"We are In good health!"
"Can you smell It? What a smell!"
"It may not matter APADRADACADA you."
"ADICADECALALIN Heart."
"M16, BACK ME DOC!"
This is the pinnacle of art
It truly is.
*"DO STRANGERS HAVE GOOD IDEAS?"*
2:32 Why did you say Spaceballs?
"Now I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch radar."
A fellow man of culture
@@justinsfabulouschannel I'mma lady but okay!
*enter michael winslow making radar noises*
Zee Dragon impossible... it’s unheard of
@@justinsfabulouschannel Well now it's heard of.
Yes, I enjoy EDM
E. Congratulations to the
Department of
Mathematics
"12 cities"
"Those are all the cities that are left after the 7 hour war"
City 17:
That’s foreshadowing
and City 14 too
when I heard all star I knew I was in for something good.
THE WORMS ARE COMING!!
Translation:maggot
Maggot = worm. So i see why it said that
" Call the counselor tonight " **Wheeze**
13:50 Cicero cleanup detail
0:03 Was that supposed to be All Star by Smash Mouth?
Lmao
I'm not sure, but it definitely sounded like all star
Yes.
I never even noticed that! I think it is!
*BOOT ICE CREAM*
These videos are so underrated!
We need more randomization/google translated Half-Life videos.
0:47 listening to this on headphones at work was a mistake. Busted a gut upon hearing that.