If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid. If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter. If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
6:03 "Putting A safe box in a box made for safe boxes" That phrase sounds like a combination of 2 Emperor's New Groove memes, namely: 1. The poison, the poison for Kuzco etc. 2. Ezma's first plan to k!ll Kuzco by turning him into a flea. "Then I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that box in another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives (*evil laugh*) I'll smash it with a hammer!"
they were developed after CDs and those were only introduced in 1982 iirc so no they did not exist in the 70s but even then aperture very well couldve had compact digital optical disk technology before the rest of the world, they did make portals before that and we still haven't
Theory: What if Timbles and Mahogany are inanimate objects that came to life? Think about it. Mahogany is a type of wood, and Timbleweebs is similar to Tumbleweeds, which is also an object. Where are these inanimate objects from, you ask? Well, they're from TEXAS. I know this because Mahogany knows about the City Waco from Texas and also Dallas from Texas. This cannot be a coincidence. How does he know so much about Texas? BECAUSE HE CAME FROM A PIECE OF WOOD IN TEXAS. As a Texas citizen I know our houses are made of wood sometimes, so obviously Mahogany is from here! Another peice of evidence is that in West Texas tumbleweeds can be found, so obviously Timbles in from Texas. Also Astrotom is British. Case closed.
6:05 The AI Half-Life 4 story all make sense now. So I guess Allrisk is somehow connected to aperture and you were inside an aperture science’s warehouse the whole time!
5:00 have you heard of LaserDisc? It's the predecessor to DVD, and it's basically just a DVD the size of a vinyl record. It was only used for like a few years or so before DVD came out though.
its been so long since the first portal google translate video, this makes me so happy i could cry, thank you for the great memories and new ones to come.
5:04 sorry guys but for a split second I really wanted to yell at my screen "ITS A LASERDISC!!!!!!!!!!" but I restrained myself. Now you were able to learn that without this technically being an angry comment
i love mahogany getting increasingly upset with timbles for not understanding him, not realizing timbles got an entirely different line that never mentioned avocadoes bc portal 2 gives both players different lines
my favorite part in dougity camera was when uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You know whats nice? we have the right to release men from prison. And we might be a party! Edit 1: Zeezer Edit 2: my favourite painting is drink water Edit 3: people do need to be taught homework Edit 4: do you remember the history of albert Einstien and brother terry? its the result of a good education Edit 5: you know what REALLY sucks? when the temptation turns into a food fight Edit 6: The whole point is sales! *launches the meteor at someone* Edit 7: I still dont know why its annoying to thank someone for putting a safe box in a box made for safe box in a box made for safe box in a box Edit 8: I agree with glados, blue is a good example Edit 9: glados has alot of money Edit 10: It is illegal to grow plants in here?
4:37 Laserdisc (1978) is older than most people know. It just isnt a digital picture, and most are disc rotted. Laserdisc didnt go to HD until around 93. They had to have the disc spinning at terrifying levels of speed and the players broke. No, I wasnt there I had just learned what words were and how to use a keyboard to make DOS go beep beep. You were about to call me a boomer
This video is truly captivating, and I find immense joy in it. My wish is to encounter more creations like this one, steering clear of violent themes, which I regard as morally questionable. Please continue in this artistic direction; it's a brilliant masterpiece! Also, I cherish the simplicity of a glass of water. And might I inquire, why do your shirts command such exorbitant extravagantly? A T-shirt for €23? That’s absolutely preposterous!
5:00 If I'm not mistaken those are good old LaserDiscs, not DVDs! They were huge (think vinyl size) and double sided! They also couldn't hold a whole movie on one side, so you had to flip it in the middle of it to continue x)
Thanks to our Ko-Fi supporter this video ( ko-fi.com/deadwatergaming )
*Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches*
How exactly did you translate this?
It’s good to see more creators using Ko-Fi :]
skibbity
zeezer
30th like
that dougity camera really waters my drink
your so digity
dougity doug doug doug doug digi digi dougity doug doug doug dougity cam cam cam cam camera dougity doug doug doug.
I DOUGITIED UR CAMERA!!!
you're so taxing
6:02 "The shape goes into a shape press that presses the shape into a pressed shape"
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and nothing bad will happen, then it's probably Safe.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and you're not entirely sure what will happen, then it's probably Euclid.
If you lock it in a box, leave it alone, and it easily escapes, then it's probably Keter.
If it is the box, then it's probably Thaumiel.
Peter is touching the sprinkles again
Then it's off to a nice, safe, cooling dip in the- OH MY GOD, OH JESUS
The shape goes into the square hole!
The options menu showing "The Rat" slider was wonderful.
Ratman den
rat
"Wash the rat"
you get to choose how much rat you want
yay i get to watch my favourite youtube bois, deceased liquid
deceased liquid player
Skibidi Toilet ❌
Dougity Camera ✅
*ASS EVISCERATOR*
Now I imagine those are what the cameramen from Skibidi Toilet are called
these dudes are like my cool older cousins
Except they don't know what a Laserdisk is
@@lizardizzle still cool though
He is my cousin
Lucky
6:03 "Putting A safe box in a box made for safe boxes"
That phrase sounds like a combination of 2 Emperor's New Groove memes, namely:
1. The poison, the poison for Kuzco etc.
2. Ezma's first plan to k!ll Kuzco by turning him into a flea. "Then I'll put that flea in a box. Then I'll put that box in another box. And then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives (*evil laugh*) I'll smash it with a hammer!"
That is so random, yet so genius.
I salute you.
o7
"did DVDs exist in the 70s?"
me: it's a laserdisc
"this DVD is really big." ... "maybe it's a vinyl."
they were developed after CDs and those were only introduced in 1982 iirc so no they did not exist in the 70s
but even then aperture very well couldve had compact digital optical disk technology before the rest of the world, they did make portals before that and we still haven't
Dude isn't a furry, that's a zoo-phile
You make us furries look bad
4:13 Is this line a sequel to “you only have one life”?
puzzle co-op with these two is positively delightful. love magogany preparing himself for violently exploding
Magogany
@@4bad2u this cannot be….
30:37 "Do not rotate like pancake!"
The aggression in that was awesome, hahaha!
23:15 That made me laugh harder than it should have. Something about Mahogany's quick wit always gets me
Coming home from school to a dead water video is just what people need
You know, Deadwater Gaming watching Peter Knetter actually makes a lot of sense.
12:00 GLaDOS predicts bridge constructer portal
The adventures of Alan and Jack, fighting against the men who can't build bridges.
Theory: What if Timbles and Mahogany are inanimate objects that came to life? Think about it. Mahogany is a type of wood, and Timbleweebs is similar to Tumbleweeds, which is also an object. Where are these inanimate objects from, you ask? Well, they're from TEXAS. I know this because Mahogany knows about the City Waco from Texas and also Dallas from Texas. This cannot be a coincidence. How does he know so much about Texas? BECAUSE HE CAME FROM A PIECE OF WOOD IN TEXAS. As a Texas citizen I know our houses are made of wood sometimes, so obviously Mahogany is from here! Another peice of evidence is that in West Texas tumbleweeds can be found, so obviously Timbles in from Texas.
Also Astrotom is British. Case closed.
6:05 The AI Half-Life 4 story all make sense now. So I guess Allrisk is somehow connected to aperture and you were inside an aperture science’s warehouse the whole time!
2 days ago?
@@leweojsame thing I’m thinking
@@leweojPatreon
@@leweoj Early patreon supporter's access bruh
@@mrfanpl ohhhhhh
Something about the mahogany pov feels... So comfy and hoodie filled
DW's Let's Plays are always very relaxing to watch for me, they're just so chill
6:28 i did not expect a peter knetter reference in this video
"My dear fool"
@@derpboxstudioslol
hey, that's what i thought
Same
5:03 that is a laserdisc, which was made in the late 70s as the predecessor to the dvd
The entire 14:15 segment is beautiful 😂
5:00 have you heard of LaserDisc? It's the predecessor to DVD, and it's basically just a DVD the size of a vinyl record. It was only used for like a few years or so before DVD came out though.
@@MahoganyCrafter lmao
I have checked your channel every morning for a month and finally there is video
I will send GLaDOS to Mongolia
4:40 Chrome Specforce PTSD
Also Mahogany's scream afterwards is amazing
No more Parsec
Big sad
They didn't take turns this time
i eated parsec
parsec was murdered
@@Simon_Dunkaccino splatoon
You guys should definitely do a "submit your test chambers" thing when you do the video with the Cave Johnson GT lines.
5:37 "Would you like some Hello Kitty post from my Hello Kitty wide door 2-letter Sanrio electric post-box?"
its been so long since the first portal google translate video, this makes me so happy i could cry, thank you for the great memories and new ones to come.
6:56 [Entering Speed Prison]
I love your google translated videos, this is gonna be a fun watch
Am commenting in order to have my name in le comments
5:04 sorry guys but for a split second I really wanted to yell at my screen "ITS A LASERDISC!!!!!!!!!!" but I restrained myself. Now you were able to learn that without this technically being an angry comment
Dougity Dimmadome
the edgeless safety cube was gold but actually everything was gold in this video
5:00 That's not a DVD, that's a LaserDisc
After GLaDOS said about there being no plants she said "It is not factual" so she was intentionally lying.
@DeadwaterGaming the vinyl-sized optical discs are called LaserDisc.
It feels soo weird seeing the pre-order roll cages in 2024
14:58 I'm in a sitting position!
Today on Deadwater Gaming, Mahogany endorses child labor
@@MahoganyCrafter is that why theyre called miners
You two are literally like long-lost brothers to me
(positively meant, i’ve been watching ya for years)
This video is so dougety, nice job doofuses
4:44 I'd love to make a clip of this if I could.
5:27 Perfect timing
9:08 She's lonely :(
Oh my god a Patter reference in a deadwater video I cannot believe my eyes
Glados went throw a bad break up and hates all men now
"The human eating machine" of course she has one of those
Dougity Rizz
oh god that entire avacado discussion
THEY were the ones google translated there for a moment 💀
i love mahogany getting increasingly upset with timbles for not understanding him, not realizing timbles got an entirely different line that never mentioned avocadoes bc portal 2 gives both players different lines
@@qwertydavid8070 Don't do anything ever
I Google Translated "Deadwater Gaming" and it came out as "pour Tears of Death".
I love you deadwater
my favorite part in dougity camera was when uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Thank you! Absolutely adore your content!
I can’t wait for the Dougity Camera movie
the true finale to the trilogy
You know whats nice? we have the right to release men from prison. And we might be a party!
Edit 1: Zeezer
Edit 2: my favourite painting is drink water
Edit 3: people do need to be taught homework
Edit 4: do you remember the history of albert Einstien and brother terry? its the result of a good education
Edit 5: you know what REALLY sucks? when the temptation turns into a food fight
Edit 6: The whole point is sales! *launches the meteor at someone*
Edit 7: I still dont know why its annoying to thank someone for putting a safe box in a box made for safe box in a box made for safe box in a box
Edit 8: I agree with glados, blue is a good example
Edit 9: glados has alot of money
Edit 10: It is illegal to grow plants in here?
Not GladOS failing the solo Bechdel test at every opportunity.
5:03 It’s a laserdisc :D
3:16
I kinda feel like the Ping Tool tutorial kinda failed in Portal 2.
5:02
It's called a LaserDisc.
Portal 2: Misandry Edition
I love Deadwater Gaming, always put in effort for us.
Fun fact: DVD came out/became popular in around November 1996, so he's not wrong
1:13 Starting off strong with a personality quiz.
*indium of indium* seems like a good choice... but *Herbs* is right there... Ugh, this is too hard!
4:37 Laserdisc (1978) is older than most people know. It just isnt a digital picture, and most are disc rotted. Laserdisc didnt go to HD until around 93. They had to have the disc spinning at terrifying levels of speed and the players broke.
No, I wasnt there I had just learned what words were and how to use a keyboard to make DOS go beep beep. You were about to call me a boomer
Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell, a smelly smell that smells...scary.
This video is truly captivating, and I find immense joy in it. My wish is to encounter more creations like this one, steering clear of violent themes, which I regard as morally questionable. Please continue in this artistic direction; it's a brilliant masterpiece! Also, I cherish the simplicity of a glass of water. And might I inquire, why do your shirts command such exorbitant extravagantly? A T-shirt for €23? That’s absolutely preposterous!
i google traslated this 100x times and it became old british idk
Oh, now I really wonder about the parts where Glados tells each player a different line - especially the one with avocado.
The Daguti camera moves violently.
“I’m back baby”
25:10 Mr Fujiwara's office by PilotRedSun.
The portal 2 Co-oP experience valve wanted to make.
i got jumpscared by the peter knetter reference
That Vinyl sized DVD is more akin to an LD (LaserDisc) [DiscoVision], which is ironically an analog optical video disc.
Im ready for the dougity dishwasher
NO WAY THE COOP TOO????
14:38 I am as confused as Mahogany
My name is Doug.
ITS A COOP!!!
YES! MORE BLESSED GOOGLE TRANSLATED CONTENT!
Mohegany: Who’s Alan?
Me: YA DON’T KNOW ALAN WALKER?!
6:28 That has really thrown me off because I thought the video ended and switched to Padder the Knuckles instead
Ya mean patter natter
The avocado part was hilarious
New skeleton-H2O video, Very exciting. (Hope you are all doing well)
man I sure do love watching my Dougity toilet videos on youtube cargo shorts
My name is NOT Doug.
not yet.
@@Simon_Dunkaccino It's treason then.
@@Simon_Dunkaccino W-wait whats happening to me I....
Hi I'm Doug
@@hellpupash hi doug :)
hi this is dougdoug and we solve problems that noone has
my name is DVDbidy camera
the dougity camera IS the new skibidy toulet
My phycy is now broken thank's Portuguel 2
5:00 If I'm not mistaken those are good old LaserDiscs, not DVDs! They were huge (think vinyl size) and double sided! They also couldn't hold a whole movie on one side, so you had to flip it in the middle of it to continue x)
I haven't seen much of the CO-OP gameplay, so this'll confuse me by a million.
When Portal 2 co-op became philosophical.
14:03 I actually know who Allan might be, he's a popular Latvian HL2 speedrunner.
Well, at least he was popular a couple years ago.
another massive w from google translate
Who else unironically looks forward for another lengthy video?
Portal 2 Co-op: Misandrist GLaDOS Edition
no releasing women from prison
Portugal Co-Op goes hard