I love how the old man just straight up tells you to drown at one point and also tells you to end yourself, like he's so old he just doesn't care what people think or he just hates you that much.
I love how the old man bluntly tells you that you're going to drown someday and then commits suicide, as if he was so old that he didn't care about other people's opinions or tastes and just wanted to hate. Edit: It's funny how saying that old people will drown one day makes it seem like as you get older you stop caring about other people's opinions and choices and start to hate them.
@@keysmash_roa No, hydrogen peroxide is H-O-O-H, all single bonds. Oxygen can typically only accommodate two covalent bonds, because the oxygen atom has 6 electrons in its valence shell (n=2).
10:57 "we apply skip cunky to the wound" "polyuretha comes in and uses you will lose your body, giving skip cunky a stroke" i'm actually dying what is this. thank you, youtube algorithm, for leading me to this gem.
This is actuality a really great way of showcasing a google translated version of a game! Usually the joke starts to run thin after several episodes of trying to shpw the whole thing, but compiling all the actually funny bits together really lets it shine.
I love how this translation comes up with the wildest sentences out of the blue lol 2:14 As you can see, this is an ocean. Drown yourself. 3:55 Simply apply Jane Lynch to the wound. 5:19 Demon's Pizziotto had a stroke! He cannot attend the gathering!! 11:04 Demon's polyuretha used you will lose your body! 11:26 We look forward to your medical injuries. 15:39 Demon's festival used The wrath of Satan!
So: -Lyra doesn't wear shoes -Bruno is an atheist, and the reason Agatha isn't an elite four member anymore is because Bruno caught her and added her to his team. -Lucian has a psychology degree. -The "Noble Chief" hates everyone he meets and tells them to k### themselves multiple times in several different ways -Koga has left the elite four to pursue education. -Silver wants to be THE pokemon trainer. What did I miss? -Karen thinks all pokemon are weak and commits tax evasion.
Silver also seems to have feelings for Lyra and actively suppresses those feelings, possibly to pursue his dream of becoming the pokemon trainer. Edit: or fear of being eaten
It's been 10 years since Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal, and mothers are STILL using volcanos for their bakemeats and burgenses. Some things never change...
Lai quang sounds like a cool name. I google translated back to english and comes back as "optical hybrid" which makes both suicune and raikou vehicles in this translation
Fun fact- the translation of the stovetop in the infamous Vietnamese Crystal mentions “volcano bakemeat.” I find it interesting that there are now two bad translations that mention a volcano on the same object.
i had my doubts to so i tried translating thunderbolt to see if it became "translation", but by the time i got to german (which was only at the d) it was already called "depression..." and italian turned it into "music" so it think its mostly legit
I am so happy the algorithm lead me to you. As an editor I have to congratulate you, this is a titanic endeavor, how many hours of footage did you have? I also loved the little narratives you built with the mistranslations.
@@1eagle547Your name is just what people call you…do you think names are in our DNA or something? Wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I’ve heard from a rightoid
11:01 I don’t see enough people talking about how menacing this line is. 15:37 “I switch to Lai Quang, who faces the wrath of Satan.” 21:40 This had me.
This is the hardest I've laughed in months. I can't even begin to imagine all the work and time you put into this, but it's one of my new favorite videos of all time. Thank you for making this!
RUclips just recommended me this video and I'm so glad it did - badly translated Pokemon is some of the funniest stuff in the world to me. Huge props on making this and writing this script the way you did, I looked away once and realized I couldn't follow almost a single word without staring directly at the screen LOL, anyway great vid! Looking forward to more if you decide to do it!
The narrative way that you made this video made it extra fun! I usually see people just play through hacks like these, so it's a creative change of pace.
@@melon_ladd @melon_ladd of course🤣and I know right I went to the comments expecting at least somebody to notice, but noooo✨ I like it when two unlikely worlds of Drag Race and Pokemon combined🫂🙏
That’s why she wants to avoid spoilers, shes already seen her fill of Black and White prerelease info from Klang alone and doesn’t want to risk any more spoilers in the world beyond Olive City
"i frogot something"
"Delete yourself"
Geez dude wtf
ltg ahh game
frogot
I think we found LowTierGod when he becomes old
Just Monika? XD
Lol
"This is an ocean"
"Drown yourself" 😭
⛈️ 🌩 ⚡️!
@@xenosarcadius1198”when theres rain, theres thunder!” Ahh emojis
@zoinkers-69 It was a ltg reference but sure ig
@@xenosarcadius1198 oh ok
Get in the water
“Love Robot decides he is tired of being tired and dies on the next turn”
This the most relatable thing I’ve heard all week
urmmm akshually it was vileplume that was tired of being tired and not love robot ☝️🤓
@ oh I am sorry
I was crocheting at the time and wasn’t paying too much attention
“Vileplume is tired of being tired”
*Everyone felt that*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do you have your money?"
Me before going out into public.
i cant believe syndaquil had an ability that made him a "fiery gay" and knew the move bottom boy he's an icon for our community
good representation
his straight is only 70 too
Hes only a child.
accurate starters lore
and then he grows up into typhlosion which...
yeah we might not wanna do this
Why is this being recommended to me so late. It's gold
HeartGold, one might say
Gilded liver, even
Same lel
Same
Same here lmao
I love how the old man just straight up tells you to drown at one point and also tells you to end yourself, like he's so old he just doesn't care what people think or he just hates you that much.
it's because you don't wear shoes
*idiot*
I love how the old man bluntly tells you that you're going to drown someday and then commits suicide, as if he was so old that he didn't care about other people's opinions or tastes and just wanted to hate.
Edit: It's funny how saying that old people will drown one day makes it seem like as you get older you stop caring about other people's opinions and choices and start to hate them.
This is what the TV sounds like when youre half asleep
Trueee
Syndaquil used *B O T T O M B O Y*
One of my favorite moves, then afterwards I play Pokémon
The bottom boy decided to not attack as he is a bottom.
@@dodo3095Hold up-
@@anastasiao4036Syndaquil can still attack. It's a power bottom.
The fact that you can say any of this without laughing is a testament to how much you’ve probably re-recorded everything and it makes it hysterical
The serious dead-pan delivery was an incredible compliment to the dialog.
Ho-Oh becoming Hydroxyl is a chemistry connection I wasn't expecting but something I can absolutely see Google Translate picking up on.
I would think it would end up as hydrogen peroxide.
@@pixelfire86 well no that's Ho=Oh
@@keysmash_roa No, hydrogen peroxide is H-O-O-H, all single bonds. Oxygen can typically only accommodate two covalent bonds, because the oxygen atom has 6 electrons in its valence shell (n=2).
When I saw the phrase "apply butter to the wound" I knew I had to click on this. Shame that RUclips waited 9 months to show this.
fr fr lmfao
Frfr
Realll
9 months? damn it birthed a recommendation
I thought it said "apply butter to the WORLD."
Ok but Ho-Oh being translated to Hydroxyl is such a funny nerd joke and I love it so much
Absolutely. I also love that bit where polystyren and polyuretha fight for plastic polymer dominance. It's such a peak story arc.
Describing Dewgong using Aurora Beam as "Demon's Blood used Sign of the dawn!" is hilariously epic
I don’t know what you are talking about, she obviously had Klang. She wouldn’t lie to us.
I'll not stand idly by and let her deceive the public any longer
@@melon_laddshe uses klang. she's not lying, she told you that
To be fair, if she went intergenerational like Cynthia she would realistically have a klang.
@@melon_ladd She does, though. She uses it in the PWT. It's evolved by that point, but it's a Klang during the events of this game.
how did google translate know that?
10:57
"we apply skip cunky to the wound"
"polyuretha comes in and uses you will lose your body, giving skip cunky a stroke"
i'm actually dying what is this. thank you, youtube algorithm, for leading me to this gem.
Ouchy
15:45
"Lai Quang uses a thought to raise the teams intructions and had a stroke."
just... beautiful. emotional.
My favourite part is Google translates strange and specific obsession with Jane Lynch.
I love that Elm’s name keeps changing from scene to scene.
*Elmo
@superdean9966 elma*
@@Shellybecause *ELAM
@superdean9966 emma's smile*
@@st4rri_ari **Elmore's Smile Emma
This is actuality a really great way of showcasing a google translated version of a game!
Usually the joke starts to run thin after several episodes of trying to shpw the whole thing, but compiling all the actually funny bits together really lets it shine.
I laughed every time I heard "Skip Cunky" and I don't know what that says about my sense of humour.
i had the exact same reaction so at least you're not alone 🤷
I also kept laughing at it
I love how this translation comes up with the wildest sentences out of the blue lol
2:14 As you can see, this is an ocean. Drown yourself.
3:55 Simply apply Jane Lynch to the wound.
5:19 Demon's Pizziotto had a stroke! He cannot attend the gathering!!
11:04 Demon's polyuretha used you will lose your body!
11:26 We look forward to your medical injuries.
15:39 Demon's festival used The wrath of Satan!
I love how consistently mean the running shoes man is. Even his mailbox has an insult on it
Jasmine not leaving her house to avoid spoilers is such a mood
So:
-Lyra doesn't wear shoes
-Bruno is an atheist, and the reason Agatha isn't an elite four member anymore is because Bruno caught her and added her to his team.
-Lucian has a psychology degree.
-The "Noble Chief" hates everyone he meets and tells them to k### themselves multiple times in several different ways
-Koga has left the elite four to pursue education.
-Silver wants to be THE pokemon trainer.
What did I miss?
-Karen thinks all pokemon are weak and commits tax evasion.
Whitney isnt a human and tries to replicate human behavior
Silver also seems to have feelings for Lyra and actively suppresses those feelings, possibly to pursue his dream of becoming the pokemon trainer.
Edit: or fear of being eaten
Be strong, Commit Tax Evasion
(For legal reasons, this is a joke)
Don’t forget Karen also performs organ harvesting 💀
There's also Lyra apparently having a nice "rooster" with her, so there's that. 4:41
"sorry i forgot you don't wear shoes" to "when i was a young man" got me💀
I didn’t know that it was that easy to deal with cancer
it does give you ibs though
@@mizukittyakinyamaunfortunately 😔
Well I mean if someone born within the span of June 21-July 22 really gets on your nerves that much, humans are surprisingly fragile /j
@@lindseylindsey9200July 22nd
"I hope i hurt you, melon"
Kek wtf
It's been 10 years since Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal, and mothers are STILL using volcanos for their bakemeats and burgenses.
Some things never change...
Lai quang sounds like a cool name. I google translated back to english and comes back as "optical hybrid" which makes both suicune and raikou vehicles in this translation
❤ 😢
the narration and visual gags really sell this, 11/10
Calling the Youngster class "Lad" might be fitting as a parallel to the Lass class.
Fun fact- the translation of the stovetop in the infamous Vietnamese Crystal mentions “volcano bakemeat.” I find it interesting that there are now two bad translations that mention a volcano on the same object.
To be fair I believe the original text mentions a “Volcano burger” so it’s not that surprising
I dont know what im more surprised by, the random reference to footballer Zlatan Ibrahimovic, or the completely novel pronunciation of his name
His pronunciation of Ibrahimovic killed me
For real, where could that have come from?? 😂😂
Fr
I can’t stop myself from laughing everytime smth is applied to the wound
REAL LOL
I don’t know how much of this is real google translate and how much is edited to make the funniest result. Some of these just feel too good to be true
a lot are way too suspicious.
I assume a lot of the stuff is normal or nonsensical, he just used the funny stuff for the video
bad decision
i had my doubts to so i tried translating thunderbolt to see if it became "translation", but by the time i got to german (which was only at the d) it was already called "depression..." and italian turned it into "music" so it think its mostly legit
nah for real 30 seconds into the video there's no way this is real, or at least not all of it.
8:53 The “human sneeze” caught me off guard and made me laugh out loud.
"oh... Sh!t"
-competetor boy
I am so happy the algorithm lead me to you.
As an editor I have to congratulate you, this is a titanic endeavor, how many hours of footage did you have?
I also loved the little narratives you built with the mistranslations.
Thanks! It ended up being about 8 hours of footage lol
“Show no mercy. Die.” LOL WTF
Possibly my favorite gag in the whole run is Vileplume's name being completely unchanged
Just like your true name will always remain unchanged, troony
@@1eagle547 So true
@Veecy yeah skibidi ohio sigma 🗿
negative rizz troonsformuh 🤡
@@1eagle547I love triggering basement dwelling rightoids by just existing
@@1eagle547Your name is just what people call you…do you think names are in our DNA or something? Wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I’ve heard from a rightoid
Must have taken Suicune a lot of courage to come out like that
11:01
I don’t see enough people talking about how menacing this line is.
15:37
“I switch to Lai Quang, who faces the wrath of Satan.”
21:40
This had me.
“All dreams have meanings”
My dreams:
9:33 it's confirmed
4:41 HELP 😭
afterwards he teaches you a thrusting technique. Wow.
also thanks for the clip at around 2:40 where you made sure to just show yourself bumping into the walls before getting a Pokémon divorce
eusine is the most relatable character ever, i too want to catch suicne to get through roads quicker
Pokemon Ranger Guardian Signs, anyone?
Ironic, because Usain is already fast as hell.
There are so many gold lines in this.
"This is an ocean. Drown yourself."
i love Skip Cunky
also
18:17 Fiery gay
Please start typing now.
I was wondering if anyone else spotted Fiery gay.
i'm proud of same kind for coming out
"Bruno sent out Agatha" LOL
Oh yes, the long relative of Chien Pao, Lai Quang
Holy crap this is hilarious. Sometimes the RUclips algorithm hits me with some bangers😂 great video bro hope to see more
“i *will* become *THE* pokemon trainer.”
-competitor Boy 2024
Gotta love how a few Pokemon Randomly had normal names still, as if to remind you there are infact Pokemon here
Ah, Volcano Cinnamomum Burgenses. The descendant of Vietnamese Crystal's Volcano Bakemeat.
possibly the most laughs per videos I've had, so so good
The spiritual successor to vietnamese crystal
2:05 he REALLY hates people who don't wear shoes
i presume reginald also doesn't wear shoes
This is the hardest I've laughed in months.
I can't even begin to imagine all the work and time you put into this, but it's one of my new favorite videos of all time. Thank you for making this!
RUclips just recommended me this video and I'm so glad it did - badly translated Pokemon is some of the funniest stuff in the world to me. Huge props on making this and writing this script the way you did, I looked away once and realized I couldn't follow almost a single word without staring directly at the screen LOL, anyway great vid! Looking forward to more if you decide to do it!
this is the most fever dreamish game of mad libs i’ve ever heard in my life
I'm less than a minute and a half in and I'm already cracking up. Your deadpan delivery is what really sells it XD
The narrative way that you made this video made it extra fun! I usually see people just play through hacks like these, so it's a creative change of pace.
I LOVE THE NARRARATION SO MUCH I CANT BREATHE more people need to see this NOW.
11:33 the amplifier turning it up after being healed from the hangover 😭🙏
Defeating the Elite Four just for Lance to show you his Janet Jackson shrine is peak storytelling
Now I understand why Karen is a dark type trainer, it's because of her side job
To be honest, Karen does kinda look like she'd be in an adult video.
our favorite tax evading organ harvester
This was one of the funniest things i have seen in a while.
11:48 "you're a liar and that why Derrick don't like you" I clocked that immediately
THANK YOU it's been months and no one's caught that lol
@@melon_ladd @melon_ladd of course🤣and I know right I went to the comments expecting at least somebody to notice, but noooo✨ I like it when two unlikely worlds of Drag Race and Pokemon combined🫂🙏
I'm using a Heracross next time and naming it Skip Cunky
This is seriously amazing, Gilded Liver is the fucking funniest thing i've seen in a while
put this video on while i was getting ready and genuinely felt like i was having a stroke while listening. amazing video
How on Earth did you do this entire video with a straight face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Everywhere hurts from all my laughter this is the best Pokemon video ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭🤣😭🤣
10:02 I am surprised that Shadow Ball survived the translation onslaught.
Missed meme opportunity for Bruno:
"I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug!"
This video is so hilarious. I'm surprised this hasn't got more views, I'm dying from laughter lmao
Aeneas's uncle works at Nintendo and gave her a Pokémon that doesn't exist yet. No, you can't see it-it's top secret.
That’s why she wants to avoid spoilers, shes already seen her fill of Black and White prerelease info from Klang alone and doesn’t want to risk any more spoilers in the world beyond Olive City
15:01 Black Doom?? Like the one from Sonic???
21:35 IT IS CALLED BLACK DOOM!!!
1:13 The only acceptable name for this is volcano bakemeat. If you know, you know.
Red Jinde Fish appeared in the lake. It's an unwonted thing.
THE BURNED TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE
Oh, good god, what fond memories of Delicious Cinnamon as the OGs playing this game. I still name my Gengars Steak in their honor
Black Doom as Houndoom's name totally made me think of a character of the same name from the Shadow the Hedgehog videogame.
Are you going to let us play this incomprehensible mess? I want this hack.
I would also love to give this rom to someone without telling them it's badly translated 💀💀
I don't know how you actually didn't laugh through any of that. It was one of the funniest things ever.
I love your straightforward delivery of these nonsensical lines
Ngl, "Black Doom" goes hard as a nickname for Houndoom
First video from you, 1 minute in and I absolutely love your script and way of delivering it
Don't mind me, I'm just commenting for my free upgrades.
"On our way to city council, we stop to take some time to BURN THE POOR" dude I nearly woke my baby up, not cool
Fun first part, hopefully he finishes the run soon!
not forgetting the special move, ''ask for the manager'' 🤣
12:44 this joke was so funny, can’t believe it’s been 4 years since then
Ho-Oh being translated as "hydroxyl" (an oxygen and hydrogen group usually written as -OH or rarely -HO ) is pure genius.
I had a full on laughing fit when Syndaquil learned Bottom Boy
The work that went into the script is so clear, great video!
Are you telling me that an entire Google Translated RPG passed,
And no-one came?
It's really surprising to see 2 pokemons with their original names intact.
dude this was so funny, i hope you do more of these, though it seems like a lot of work
The way this is narrated to normally is very very funny to me.
Bro, this should have hundreds Ks of views. So well done and entertaining! Haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks my man.
2:13
“As you can see, this is an ocean!”
“Drown yourself. 🌩️🌩️⚡️🧑🏿🦱🌩️⚡️”
9:09 - Dzlatan Ibrahimovic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Also 1:22 - “So I leave.” Short pause is chef’s kiss